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Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night. They also play some riveting pop culture games together and give bad advice to listeners. And there's definitely a segment on how to sell a podcast since they're doing such a good job of that with this description.

Dlisted: The Podcast


    • Jun 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 42m AVG DURATION
    • 175 EPISODES

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    The Dlisted: The Podcast is a must-listen for fans of the popular gossip website, Dlisted.com. Hosted by Michael K and Allison, this podcast brings the same snarky and humorous tone that readers have come to love from the website. With entertaining banter, witty commentary on celebrity news, and hilarious jokes, this podcast is a light and enjoyable listen for anyone looking to escape from reality and indulge in some celebrity gossip.

    One of the best aspects of The Dlisted: The Podcast is the chemistry between Michael K and Allison. Their dynamic is fun and engaging, making listeners feel like they're part of a conversation with friends. They play off each other's jokes, quips, and laughter, creating a lighthearted atmosphere throughout each episode. Additionally, their down-to-earth personalities make them relatable to listeners, further enhancing the connection between hosts and audience.

    Another highlight of this podcast is its ability to grow with its audience while staying true to its roots. As longtime fans of Dlisted.com know, Michael K has been providing comedic commentary on celebrity news since the early 2000s. The podcast continues this tradition by delivering laugh-out-loud funny content that appeals to both loyal readers and new listeners alike. The inclusion of Canadian references adds an extra layer of enjoyment for those who appreciate these inside jokes.

    On the downside, some listeners have expressed a desire for advertisements in the podcast. While ads can sometimes be intrusive in other podcasts, many find them entertaining when delivered by hosts as hilarious as Michael K and Allison. It would be interesting to see how they would tackle ad pitches for products such as Tushy, Casper, or stamps.com with their unique brand of humor.

    In conclusion, The Dlisted: The Podcast is an absolute gem for fans of celebrity gossip who appreciate light-hearted banter and laugh-out-loud moments. Michael K and Allison bring their A-game in every episode, creating a fun and engaging experience for listeners. Whether you're a longtime reader of Dlisted.com or new to the world of celebrity gossip, this podcast is sure to entertain and provide a much-needed escape from reality. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the delightful snarkiness that The Dlisted: The Podcast has to offer.



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    Dlisted, The Podcast: Episode 175 – Roses And Thorns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 39:12


    One year after Dlisted: The Podcast's last episode, we're back and rustier than ever! Allison and I have reunited on the podcast to talk about the end of Dlisted and why I decided it was time for us to give up our corner on the gossip blog stroll. But before we get into the sadness, […]

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    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 174 – Muskrat Hate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 49:02


    As we mentioned last episode, this one is our final one for the year, and we start it off on a really damn depressing and horrible note by getting into SCOTUS' overturning of Roe v. Wade and some celebrity responses including ones from Lizzo, Tiffany Haddish, Howard Stern, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Pink. From there, […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 173 – The Who’s Who Of WTF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 47:13


    We start off this episode by answering to why we didn't have a show last week (SPOILER ALERT: Allison was sick. #NotCOVID). Allison then shares some big personal news which leads us to talking about big podcast news. And after I pop open a Champale in Allison's honor, we get into Britney Spears' wedding including […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 172 – Bow Down To The Pepper’s Ghost Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 56:14


    THE QUEEN's Platinum Jubilee happened and we talk about how the show was stolen by Prince Louis and THE QUEEN's hologram (which was apparently not a hologram but a Pepper's Ghost illusion). But before that, we cover the end of the massive shit show circus dumpster fire mess that was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 171 – Fluff & Foolery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 38:27


    Since everything is horrible and depressing, we decided to get into three light stories that are either made of fluffiness or fuckery or both! We start by talking about the TikToker who claims she got a 3-inch vibrator stuck up her butt, slept it in while it was still vibrating, and then went off to […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 170 – What Would The Pope Say?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 48:40


    God may be side-eyeing Jason Momoa today because Jason went against the rules of the Sistine Chapel by taking pictures in it. BLASPHEMY! He later apologized in a video of him taking a break from working out topless. So we get into that. This is also a Jason Momoa-heavy episode because we talk about him […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 169 – Cherries Jubilee

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 41:01


    Every body language expert in the body language-analyzing game is about to be really busy because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to his homeland of England for his memaw, THE QUEEN'S, Platinum Jubilee, and we're sure that won't be awkward at all. From there, we get into Kim Cattrall talking about being done […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast 168 – More Like “Shein Glamour”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 45:41


    Because of that headline, you already know we're going to get into this year's Met Gala (theme: Gilded Glamour) including Kim Kardashian making Marilyn Monroe's gown look like its tag says SHEIN. We also use our fashion expertise (read: none) to talk about the hits (not many) and misses (many) of the night. From there, […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 167 – The Twit In Twitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 45:15


    Elon Musk is now Twitter's daddy after buying it, and we get into Elon's journey to buy his new toy, as well as what changes he plans to make and if Twitter lover Allison is going to stay or not. We also get into the train wreck trial between Blac Chyna and the Kardashians, and […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 166 – To Grandmother’s Castle We Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 37:36


    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a little 15-minute kiki with THE QUEEN (they were in the area, sort of), and Allison and I get into that along with Prince Charles being open to them becoming “part-time royals” in the future. We also talk about the random drama on the set of Magic Mike 3 […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 165 – It’s Britney’s Baby, Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 47:47


    Britney Spears is Pregnantney! And before we talk about Britney making a Cheetoling with her fiance Sam Asghari, we enter week three of the Oscars slappin' moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock. We get into Will Smith's punishment by the Academy and Chris saying that he's not going to say shit about the Oscars […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 164 – Piss Me More (The Remix)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 41:16


    The Grammys happened over the week and Allison and I talk about the show from President Zelenskyy's appearance to Louis CK and Marilyn Manson winning Grammys to Doja Cat making everyone say, “Err, I hope you washed your hands,” after proclaiming that she had to bust out a speed piss to accept her award in […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 163 – Slaps & Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 43:24


    We were obviously too stunned to speak after witnessing the Oscar Slap so this episode is a little late. But we get into everything that happened after Will Smith took his history with Chris Rock to slappin' heights and also talk about the winners and moments that aren't related to The Slap. From there, we […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 162 – Snailed it!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 47:23


    Adrian Lyne's soft-core cuck trashterpiece Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is out, and so of course, Allison and I watched it and talk all about the WTFness of it all. But before we talk about Ben and his snails, we get into Kanye West getting suspended from Instagram and banned from […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 161 – The XY And Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 49:19


    We start this episode by talking about how Grimes and Elon Musk made a second baby named Y (their first is named X), and yes, I make the extremely original point that all they need is a third baby named Z and their XY and Z trio will be complete. We also talk about how […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 160 – The Power Of The Chaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 41:05


    Sam Elliott really, really hated The Power of the Dog and let all of his thoughts out including how he's chapped over all the chaps and gayness in the movie. We also get into Benedict Cumberbatch and Kodi Smit-McPhee's responses to Sam hating on their movie. From there, we talk about the mysterious “spiritual gangster” […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 158 – Royal Kingdom Unlocked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 41:38


    The SAGs happened, so Allison and I discuss the SAGs from Helen Mirren's advice to live by, Michael Keaton's bathroom break, and Jessica Chastain upping her Best Actress Oscar odds. From there, we talk about how the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked wrongly announced that THE QUEEN had died. We also get into Matthew McConaughey letting […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 158 – Crownavirus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 45:58


    Coronavirus has become the worst virus to happen to the Royal Family since Prince Andrew, and Allison and I get into how Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, and THE QUEEN tested positive for it, which is why THE QUEEN is only doing light duties. And after we wonder what kind of light duties THE QUEEN is […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 157 – Dinosaur!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 50:18


    Kid Cudi called Kanye West a “dinosaur” during their social media tussle, and we talk about that as well as the definition of love being on life support now that Kanye and Julia Fox are over. We also get into Kanye's obsession with getting back together with Kim Kardashian and his non-stop public dragging of […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 156 – House Of Snubs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 49:58


    We start off with getting into the Oscar nominations including how the Little Monsters are handling Lady Gaga not getting a nom for House of Gucci, and all the other snubs. From there, we wonder if Whoopi Goldberg will ever go back to The View after getting a two-week suspension for saying that the Holocaust […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 155 – Damn, Gina

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 53:42


    We start off by talking about Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, and others pulling their music off of Spotify over Spotify's podcast king Joe Rogan spreading COVID-19 misinformation. And since we're talking about the former host of Fear Factor, I just had to bring up the blended rat shake that still haunts my night terrors today. […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 154 – As CB2 Cackles Away….

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 43:58


    We start this episode by covering the saga that took over the internet and that's the saga of West Elm Caleb (soundtrack provided by the sound of CB2 and Article executives laughing away). From there, we talk about the comedian of our time Julia Fox saying that she doesn't care about attention and also letting […]

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    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 153 – I Am Mrs. Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 41:50


    We open this week's episode with the subtle and low-key engagement of the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward of our time, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, and guess what they're going to wear to their inevitably subtle and low-key wedding. We also talk about the Instagram model who claims she put hot sauce in […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 152 – New Year, Old Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 53:06


    We start off our first episode of 2022 with a whole lot of sadness as we pay tribute to the greats we lost including Betty White, Sir Sidney Poitier, and Bob Saget. We then flip the tone all the way by getting into Kanye West's extremely real and organic love with Julia Fox. And I […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 151 – Our Top 10 Stories Of 2021!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 59:14


    In our last episode of the year, Allison and I skip through a very uneventful 2021 (HA!) and wade through the foolery to countdown what we think are the top celebrity stories of the year. We bring back the memories of (and this is in no particular order) Hilaria Baldwin's Spanish ESCANDALO, Nicki Minaj claiming […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 150 – What Would Karl Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 51:05


    Yes, we talk about the Chanel advent calendar drama and wonder if Kunty Karl is cackling in the afterworld over the greedy grinchess of it all. But before we talk about that, we cover Alec Baldwin's interview about the Rust shooting, and Meghan Markle's latest win against one of her arch rivals The Mail on […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 149 – I Drink Your Millionth Milkshake!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 53:55


    And in this episode, we pay tribute to the early-aughts jewel that was Millions of Milkshakes AKA the place to be for every celebrity and fame whore to get a milkshake and some attention. But before our ode to that milky early-aughts wonderland, we talk about the newest book that claims Prince Charles is the […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 148 – Thanksney

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 47:20


    We, of course, start with #BRITNEYFREED and what's next for Britney Spears (and the other Spearses) now her conservatorship has been tossed in the gutter. We also get into THE QUEEN's health woes, and since it's Thanksgivingtimes and we love talking about food almost as much as we love shoving food in our eatin' holes, […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 147 – Grasping At Straws, Homie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 54:23


    While defending her man Aaron Rodgers, Shailene Woodley let us know that she loves the phrase “grasping at straws” and is also a 12-year-old boy from the 90s thanks to her using “bruh” and “homie.” But before we make fun of Shailene and Aaron, we talk about the horrible Astroworld tragedy and Travis Scott's history […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 146 – Mouth Full Of Cox

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 40:09


    In this episode, we get into future winner of RuPaul's Drag Race's Reading Challenge, Brian Cox, talking shit about some movie actors including Steven Seagal and Johnny Depp. We also talk about the messy situation between Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid, and the 33-year-old dude who claims to have saved tons of money from mainly […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 145 – Olivia, Newton, And John

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 44:04


    We start this episode by covering the tragic death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the Alec Baldwin movie, Rust, and all of the many red flags that popped up before the accident. We also head on over to ESCANDALOville to talk about the rumor of John Mulaney quitting Olivia Munn's ass while she's […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 144 – Sad Earworms

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 52:02


    The sound of Adele yodeling out, “EeeeeeEEEEeeeeeaasy,” is stuck in the deepest parts of our brain after listening to her newest single. But before Allison and I talk about the return of Kleenex's favorite artiste, we talk about the totally subtle and private engagement of Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and how their exes are […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 143 – All ‘Bout That Poop, ‘Bout That Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 53:18


    In this episode, we go from our usual shit talking to talking about literal shit thanks to Meghan Trainor admitting that she and her husband Daryl Sabara have side-by-side toilets where they have caca'd next to each other at least once.  But before our toilet talk, we get into The Hollywood Reporter's mysterious unvaccinated movie […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 142 – Soaking 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 60:10


    Because Allison and I are innocent chaste daffodils, we had never heard of “soaking” (a Mormon “non-sex” sex act that went viral again last week), so we soak our brains into “soaking” for a bit. But before that, we talk about Britney Spears getting one step closer to #FreeBritney and the standing ovation refusal that […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 141 – Ikea Table Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 45:43


    Allison and I do the no-budget version of Red Table Talk by talking about open marriages after getting into how Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have one. But before we get into that, we talk about Linda Evangelista's $50 million lawsuit against the CoolSculpting people for allegedly leaving her “disfigured.” We also ask a highly […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 140 – LulaNO

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 61:30


    Like every other living thing in the land, Allison and I slipped into a pair of torn-up hamburger vagina leggings to watch Amazon's LuluRoe docu-series LulaRich and we have thoughts. But before that, we talk about all things Emmys (including RITA WILSON), the continuing saga of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's swollen balls, and John Waters […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 139 – Scenes From A 90s Mall

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 63:39


    We're baaaaaaaack like two bitchy poltergeists who live to trash talk. We cover three of the biggest events of the past week: the MTV VMAs (yes, the year is 2021 and the VMAs still happen), the Met Gala, and Britney Spears' hitchin' finger getting decorated with an engagement ring. We talk about the star of […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 138 – Celebritney!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 48:25


    Britney Spears has inched one teeny tiny step closer to living her #FreeBritney dreams after her dad/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, said he's “willing” to step away as the keeper of her money when the time is right and he also spat at Britney's mom while teasing his walk to the exit door. After talking about that, […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 136 – The Great Celebrity Bathing Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 45:28


    Since every celebrity has to come out and tell us if they've got a Pig Pen cloud of fumes wafting off of their asses or not, we get into all the celebrities telling us their bathing habits from the ones (see: Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and Jake Gyllenhaal) who don't clean that often to the […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 135 – You Better Munch Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 48:26


    After an interview came out where it sounded like Matt Damon barely learned that the homophobic f-word slur is not something that should leap off his tongue, he clarified, saying that of course, he has known that's a word he shouldn't say and he has never ever said it. We talk about that. And then […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 134 – Don’t Be Fooled By The Paps That I Called

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 39:04


    Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck finally granted the wish of many by recreating the Jenny From The Block yacht scene while vacationing in the South of France. Yup, Bennifer even works while on vacation. We talk about that as well as JLo ugh-ing at Ben's giant back tattoo in 2016, and Alex Rodriguez going to […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 133 – PS RED!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 47:36


    If you've got your Ph.D. in all things Britney Spears, then you know that the title of this episode references a little dig that Britney made toward Jamie Lynn Spears. We get into the passive-aggressive Instagram fight between Britney and her little sister. Allison then tells us about Chrissy Teigen crying out a stream of […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 132 – The Queen VS The Child

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 50:06


    As noted in the last episode, this week is sadly Michael K-less, but thankfully Dlisted writer and previous Dlisted: The Podcast guest co-host Mieka kindly agreed to jump in and talk about the 2021 Emmy nominations. Which would explain that title (don't worry, Queen Elizabeth hasn't been fighting children). The Queen and child in question […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 131 – Britney Wants To #FreeBritney

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 53:20


    In case you couldn't tell from that title, we spend approximately 964 years covering some of the history of Britney Spears' 13-year-long conservatorship, as well as her speaking up in court to say that she's been working, bitch, her whole life, is sick of making money for her father, and wants to be free of […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 130 – The Other Broad Abroad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 57:05


    We start with returning to the Chrissy Teigen saga because that drama never ends. We cover the harassment accusations that hit Michael Costello after he accused Chrissy Teigen of trying to destroy his career. Chrissy also claimed that Michael pulled some fakery to smear her, so we get into that too. We then talk about […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 129 – It’s Not Cookie Time For Everyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 51:14


    We start by going over the rise and fall of Twitter's former sweetheart, Chrissy Teigen, and her two apologies as well as fashion designer Michael Costello claiming that she tried to destroy him. From there, Allison gives us an update on the revival of Bennifer including their totally private kiss in front of the paps […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 128 – Just A Lilibet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 56:54


    In case you couldn't tell by that totally original pun, we start this episode by talking about the birth of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's daughter and we dissect the name, which leads me to busting out some Mambo No. 5. Once we get into all things Lilibet Diana (which is not a lot since […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 127 – Dear Elder Hansen

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 52:43


    WARNING: You may get a case of the heaves while listening to the first part of this episode because we talk about Kevin Spacey trying to make a comeback by doing a small role in an Italian movie. From there, we talk about Ben Platt slapping at the “randos” who think he looks more like […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 126 – Insert DakotaJohnsonCackling.GIF

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 51:06


    While talking about Ellen DeGeneres leaving her talk show, Allison and I somehow get into name-checking Canadian celebrities like Hilary from Love It or List It (Hey, at least Hilary gets a shout out in this one). After we talk about Ellen claiming that some kind of diabolical mastermind is behind the takedown of her […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 125 – Whip Out Your Von Dutch Hat! It Really Is 2003 Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 49:24


    Just last week we were talking about how Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were hanging out. Well, what a difference a week and two hard-working PR teams make, because it looks like the encore performance of Bennifer 1.0 is upon us. After we talk about Bennifer’s romantic trip to Montana, we talk about the collapse […]

    Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 124 – Everything In Hollywood Is Rebooted Eventually

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 47:17


    Allison and I slip into our off-brand Juicy Couture and slap on our rhinestone butterfly “tattoos” to go back to the early-aughts to talk about the first rise and fall of Bennifer 1.0, and then we talk about the possible return of the original Bennifer. From there, we give completely opposite reactions to Ben Affleck […]

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