Drag Them, Queen

Sarah welcomes Shani Silver, who is an expert on Singledom. She discusses her book, A Single Revolution, her podcast, A Single Serving Podcast, and moving to New Orleans from Brooklyn. Shani emphasizes never to be desperate to find anyone. She and Sarah also talk about dating apps, and Shani describes them as “hope rollercoasters” that breed mental health problems and cause more harm than good. Men are not scarce resources, so women should not be afraid of growing older and being single. Love is not over at 37, and women are not just holes!

Riga is back! Sarah sits down with her main girl, and they finally talk about the last 6 months. Did she lose all her followers by going MIA? Who knows, but she's going to find out! Sarah discusses her most recent break up and the moving on process. Riga reminds everyone to check up on their friends and not to overthink relationships. Sarah's first date back in the dating game produces mixed results and blocking, but Riga is swangin' and bangin' the Marrero Meat Man. Does it matter if your neighbors hear you knockin' boots? Depends on whom you ask. Also, the ladies reminisce about the holidays, and Sarah visits an assisted living facility.  

Sarah lets it loose with her esthetician, Lala. They get down to the nitty-gritty with the first topic: vaginal waxing! Positions matter when waxing a bum hole, and Sarah is enthralled. Lala tells the story of the time she gave her brother-in-law a manzilian for his beach trip. The ladies discuss the Netflix documentary, “Stay Sweet,” and agree that Warren Jeffs is the biggest POS out there. Britney Spears' wedding day is brought up, and Sarah and Lala give their take on Jason Alexander's dumb ass. Speaking of weddings, Lala reminisces on her bachelorette party and the depths to which one of her friends went. “Trust the bus!” They talk about neighborly sneaky links and the sexual position, Amazon! 

Sarah welcomes Lucky back to the podcast, and they immediately get into the topic of sweating in your undergarments. Lucky says she wears jeans to summer festivals, and Sarah can't wrap her head around it. The ladies discuss exes having kids when history says that's a bad idea! Lucky and Sarah break down the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial. Lucky can't get over "Amber Turd." And Sarah's dog farts mid-recording. Enjoy!

Sarah has Lauren Murray in the chair for a 2nd time! The ladies talk about bringing back long-lost loves, Ben & Jen style. They have interesting stories about timing and lining up relationships at the perfect moment. Sarah remembers a guy she went on a few dates with, who lured her over after parading all day, and he told her “I just wanted to get my freak on,” after she put on The Client. Lauren brings up running into old flings while with your new man. Why does this always end up so awkward? The girls discuss public sex, and Sarah is considering getting kicked out her building to bang in the rooftop pool. Lauren crushes Sarah's dreams and drops the balcony story! 

Lo is back in the house after a hot minute, and she gets into work probs, including the loony toons that are fresh off the interstate. Cops are called often, and Lo is now in charge of customer complaints and the migration of birds. The ladies agree that customers feel like they have the right to talk to employees any way they want. Sarah discusses her most recent spray tan fiasco and how she forgot to wear thongs. Although she's over men, Lo did go on a date with a man who had “plant babies,” so she's back to only platonic relationships. Do you order whatever you want on a first date? The women dig in deep on the topic, and yes, always get dessert! 

Sarah is back with Money, and she's got a cold again. Big shocker! The ladies review Mardi Gras 2022, and Money breaks down what it's like in Cajun country. The people of Church Point have a chicken run and chase pigs while being hammered at 7am. It's what nightmares are made of - “Poultry and swine hell.” Money also explains how she got the police to bring her home after a night out of partying. They switch up topics to Britney Spears and confirm she's the queen of draggin' her family. Sarah goes off about a kid having a birthday party in an adult setting. Isn't this why there are McDonald's? Nail salons beware because Sarah is over customers talking on their phones. She's hangry today!   

Sarah welcomes Riga Ruby back to start off Season 2! The ladies talk about the new year and how they both had covid at the same time. Riga explains sex magic and the wild phenomenon of orgasms during meditation. Sarah and Riga get into nipple play, penis size, and the art of the “boyfriend dick.” Do women get hornier with age? Let's just say even trees looks sexy, given the right shape. (Episode was recorded January 1, 2022)

To round out the year, we are re-airing your most listened episode of the season.Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast. Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people's bullshit. Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract. Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he's garbage! On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor. Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she's ever received. Trust, she's one “hot mama.”

Sarah somehow manages to convince Money to record while she has the flu. What a good friend. Sarah breaks down the weekend of chaos in Sarasota for her friend's wedding. Things took a turn quickly, and it turned into Cancun 2001. From Friday night tequila shots to Saturday beach porn; the wedding party went from classy to downtown trashy Florida strip club. Strippers love private rooms and gyrating to plastic Santas. Sarah wakes up Sunday to her roommate and a special guest, which makes for a swell car ride later in the day. This mini episode packs a lot of…you fill in the blank. 

Money is back with Sarah, and the ladies pick up right where they left off. Sarah tells the horrifying story of her dog getting sick from being fed people food over Thanksgiving. The ladies somehow shift to discussing holiday gifting, and they both agree edibles are the gift that keep on giving. Dating during the holiday season becomes tough when it comes to presents, so Sarah brings up the Golden Rule: Do not buy gifts for someone you are not in a relationship with. Money doesn't know what Cuffing Season means, and apparently Sarah doesn't either. They get on the topic of Yellowstone, Selling Sunset, and terrible Hallmark Christmas movies. Oh, and someone is wearing her contractor's sweatshirt!

Sarah sits down with her new friend, Victoria. Vic is newly separated and living her best life with the “Chads.” She discusses her recent dating ventures and how someone walked in on her having relations with Chad 1. Vic realizes Chad 1 is getting too attached, so Chad 2 arrives just in time to keep the balance in check. Sarah and Vic consider going lesbian to avoid the men drama, but the swag keeps bringing them back in. “Brenda” slides into Vic's DMs all the time, but she is engaged and in an open relationship. The ladies talk about sharing home videos at dinner, married men engaging in prostitution rings, and maybe a Part 2! Ring Ring! You're on the Thot Line. 

Lucky and Sarah are together again, just in time to bitch about driving on the highway, long exit lanes, and going slow in parking garages. The conversation takes a turn (shocker), and the ladies discuss having a baby in a car or shooting one out of a vagina on the sidewalk. Speaking on medical topics, Sarah brings up her sheer embarrassment of holding up the line at the pharmacy. She was only getting eye drops! Both Lucky and Sarah have stories about injuries that lead to something pretty gross. Unfortunately, there were people around to witness these events. If you're into puking, this episode is really gonna get you right!

Money starts off the episode by explaining that her dog's waist is getting snatched and ready for Summer ‘22. Sarah and Money discuss “Golden Penis Syndrome,” also known as GPS, where men have too many options in women, leaving them with big heads. This new term is closely related to the ‘old cow, new cow' theory from Someone Like You, where “the bull always wants some strange.” Sarah decides she's not looking for anyone new, but just in case, she reviews the ways to find men naturally. There may be an experiment in the future. Money and Sarah weigh in on catching colds and covid through their eyes, but y'all can be the judge of that! 

Sarah sits down with Lucky, and they begin by reminiscing on past Halloweens. Lucky brings up her infamous cat suits and the day their old boss saw her walking down the street at 8am with her boobies out. Would it have been worse to zip up the suit and cover the pasties? They weigh the options. Sarah discusses Ho-llaween and how she used to dress up as a moderate ho. The ladies agree Sarah's chain gang costume from college was the real MVP. Lucky talks about her recent trip to the dentist and her flossing routine. She calls Sarah out for only flossing a few times a week. The healthy chompers debate begins. The ladies somehow get on the topic of Oprah and realize she's the OG of cancel culture. Buckle up!

Sarah and Money rehash their reunion from Saturday night and the oddities intermixed in the evening. The ladies start by calling out the Clarion in Morgan City and how sketchy the linemen were that were staying there. Sarah targets the yellow stains on her comforter, and Money figures that's what you get for $80. The ladies dish on classmates, and Sarah recalls a rumor and tries to get to the bottom of it. After much group discussion, it was revealed that said rumor was true, but Sarah got the girls mixed up. Thank God she didn't approach the wrong person! There was an afterparty of sorts, but the real afterparty was when Sarah almost got TAKEN by a straggler standing by her hotel room! DRAMA!

Sarah brings “T” onto the show, and he discusses his time on the downlow as a gay man, until his early twenties. He talks about his first experience with a man, which was in high school, and the other guy was in the closet…and still is. T debates a past polyamorous relationship and considers the Neapolitan Theory. He unmasks the $30,000 millionaires with Gucci loafers that live in Dallas and how everyone loves big hair and themselves. “Are ankles the new cleavage?” Sarah breaks down the art of the nude, and T says to stop with the starfish photos! Sarah and T chat about judgmental looks by strangers and how they wanna tell off people who “1-10” them. 

Sarah welcomes Money back to the show, and they update each other on their usual shenanigans. Sarah discusses her recent weight gain and how she had to go up 2 sizes at Zara. What's up with their fit model?! The ladies talk about cleanses and diets, and Sarah will update everyone on her progress. The dating term “breadcrumbing” is brought up, so Money and Sarah compare notes on men who give a little and never follow through. How many chances are too many? The ladies' conversation leads to YouTube, and Sarah recalls her real-life version of “Scarlett Takes a Tumble.” Don't worry, she's fine!

Money and Sarah break down the new season of Jailbirds, which happens to take place in New Orleans. The ladies get into toilet talk, and an inmate starts a fight by saying, “You look like Diddy Kong, and you on your last life.” Money and Sarah are instantly obsessed, especially after meeting Jamie, who has 9 fingers, but when her digit was removed, she was able to keep her “THUG” tattoo. Age hits the inmates hard, and so our advice: don't do drugs, kids! Also, don't “run up on knives.” Money reminisces on her night in jail and how she had to pull her cot down the hallway. Then she tells us the story of almost getting arrested in New Orleans, but she got out of that charge! Y'all don't wanna sleep on this!

Sarah takes a deep dive into the Gabby Petito case, and she admits to hours of investigation on Reddit and Twitter. Lo gets updated on the details of the case, and the ladies agree that Brian Laundrie is a POS. That dude ain't in the reserve! Lo demands a hot picture of herself if she were to ever go missing. Sarah and Lo recap their trip to Austin to see Heather McMahan stand up. Lo started the trip by almost starving Sarah and depriving her of Mexican food in Houston. The ladies make the drive to Austin with another girlfriend and disorderly conduct ensues. Wine by the doubles, ranch waters, and a drag from a Juul turn Sarah into Usain Bolt, and she now needs a chaperone. 

Lucky discusses her brush with TSA post 9/11 and how she ended up on a watch list that she can't seem to get off. She also got detained in Chicago while in costume and drinking on the street, which is something you apparently can't do. Lucky breaks down her college relationship that was extremely toxic and the crazy things he did to get her attention. She also talks about evacuating with her fiancé to his family's home in Oklahoma after the hurricane. Let's just say lots of people have opinions on Lucky's personality and her “anger issues,” but she has no intention of fixing anything. “Volunteering is for suckers.” 

Sarah and Money sit down together for the first time in a while, and they catch up after Hurricane Ida. Sarah talks about how dumb she was for staying in Nola during the hurricane and how she thought she was going to die in the middle of the night. She discusses her struggles post-storm, including no electricity and leaving for Orange Beach with her boo. Money assures Sarah that she will never settle down if she can't cohabitate, and she reminds Sarah she's not getting any younger. Ouch! Sarah evacuates to Money's house where the ladies get drunk, and Money tells stories about the neighbors across the street who hid a woman who was on the run from the law! Just another day, folks. 

Sarah and Money gather their thoughts after a few weeks apart. Sarah realizes she's poor after being laid off the week before, and she can't even afford to drink alcohol. To lift her spirits, Sarah's guy friend brought her to Colette's sex club in the French Quarter. No sex was had by them, but Sarah realizes she's into voyeurism. Money and Sarah discuss the most recent Facebook blast by a woman who caught her boyfriend cheating…with his fiancé and almost 9 other women. The audacity of this man! Sarah brings up an older man that lives in her building who has a triflin' ass girlfriend. Money talks about being shadowbanned on Instagram and keepin' it real – #baldbitch. 

Sarah sits down with Riga Ruby aka Jeanette the Genie aka Christie from uptown. Riga is a local comedian and actress who is dominating social media with her slew of characters with unconventional personalities. The ladies bond over their love of Scorpios and their angst toward Leos. Riga discusses the city and the gentrification that inspired most of her characters. She breaks down a date in 2006 with a Nigerian man whose car broke down and decided it was a good idea to put in a porno, versus another Nigerian man whose dick was so small, she couldn't feel it. “I want a stroke, not a poke!” This one is a wild ride!

Sarah sits down with the ultimate queen, Trixie Minx. She discusses her early years in ballet and how an ankle injury led her to her destined path of burlesque. Post Katrina, Trixie recalls trying on tassels in a hotel bathroom in Mississippi and coming back to Nola for her first show. Trixie tells the story of the dancer who needed silver panties but ended up using crusty, floor panties, and she relives the worst date she's ever been on. Since covid, Trixie has had to adapt with her shows and deal with internet trolls who don't like her masking rules. It's a panoramic! Don't forget “cream rises to the top,” so mind ya business and be your best self. 

Sarah and Lo discuss their latest cringe-worthy dating series. Lo talks about meeting up with her ex-boyfriend from college, who was married at the time they were together. Fifteen years and one naked massage later, his recent ex-girlfriend showed up to their date. So, at a casino in Baton Rouge, names were called, and security had to escort someone out. Peppa Pig better watch herself! Lo recalls the text she sent her ex after she got home, and he completely ignored her, even after saying, “I'm not ignoring you.” Sarah discusses her most recent relationship, which is now over. She recounts events from the last 2 months and the emotional connection that never was. 

Sarah sits down with “Lucky,” and they retell the infamous NYE 2019 story. There was MDMA, vodka sodas, a stupid bitch, almost a fight, and then everyone got naked. Sarah recently found out that she got a piggyback ride back to her apartment that night completely topless. Lucky recalls the men she's dated, including Joe, who loves giving and receiving golden showers, when he's not being a complete asshole impregnating women on the side. Then there was CJ, who was the worst of the worst, always contacting Lucky in between and sometimes during relationships. Bartenders are so trustworthy! Lucky discusses her polyamorous relationship and when she attended a sex party. This one is a doozy! 

Sarah sits down with her lady gay, Jordan. Not only is she a hot ass lesbian, Jordan is also the most down-to-earth bitch there is. She explains her first experience with a girl at the age of 15, who later became her girlfriend. The stereotype that lesbians move in together or get in a relationship quickly is spot on, and Jordan discusses her newest love interest; they met at Pensacola pride, and Jordan found herself a straight girl who seems to be sticking, in a good way. Sarah and Jordan talk about dating apps and how bleak the dating pool is in Louisiana. They dissect the concept of lesbian porn and why straight women love to watch it. Bring the U-Haul because it's getting serious!  

Money is back to set our asses straight, but in the meantime, Sarah recounts her night away from her dog where she was without her sleep machine, medication, and a giant roach jumped out at her. Then she talks about her near-death experience doing a back handspring on the trampoline after drinking a margarita. Think Death Becomes Her staircase scene. Money examines her Mardi Gras krewe drama where she had to tell a woman about herself. Don't mess with her mama! The ladies start a new bit, and Money will probably get cancelled because of raccoon story. 

Sarah sits down with her neighbor and actress, Lauren Murray. As they drink Trulys, Lauren discusses her career in print, commercial, movies, and her spiritual journey as a chanting Buddhist. Besides ducking past-life boyfriends, Lauren has moved on to dating apps and stalking on LinkedIn. Being ghosted is a trend between Sarah and Lauren, and they agree it's a weak, pussy move. Lauren is looking for a unicorn with Big Dick Energy and a 401K, but in all actuality, the men are all divorced with 3-plus kids and no health insurance. The ladies get into cosplay, dominatrix, and cuckold requests after 7 dates. Can't make this shit up! 

Happy Pride! Wontonya discusses her recent rise as a drag queen and her need to go with the flow. Sarah digs for dirt amongst the queens. Is there a rift between the young Marigny Queens and the older French Quarter Queens? It's like the Sharks vs the Jets. Wontonya chats about her shtick and gyrating on the floor to Mariah Carey songs. Sarah gets Wontonya to admit she used to ghost men, and she has issues staying in long-term relationships. They discuss pet peeves, smells that trigger them, and trends that need to stop. Wontonya wants everyone to know, just because she sucks dick in public once, doesn't mean she does it all the time. LAMB for lyfe! 

Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast. Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people's bullshit. Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract. Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he's garbage! On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor. Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she's ever received. Trust, she's one “hot mama.” 

Sarah and Lo discuss their past anxious weeks, including being scared by the pest control guy, surgically removing a mole after eating gummies, and accidentally peeing themselves. Lo decides she needs a life chaperone after an out-of-town wedding leads her down a random path. Also, 911 texts are not necessary if you can't get out of your dress. Sarah recounts the “Oh my goodness” guy who wouldn't look at her during sexy times and the shit the ladies had to deal with in their 20s. What do you do when you have a friend that disappears when she has a boyfriend? Find a girl that is DTC (Down to Clown). “Is that bitch's name Wells Fargo? Because you don't owe her shit!”- Lo

Sarah sits down with Josh (they're both sober this time), and he recounts his vacation to Cancun. Josh and his friends almost get kicked out of the resort, and el policia wanted that ass. Sarah and Josh talk about women who are having kids that shouldn't. They also discuss couples who fake their happiness on social media for likes. Josh begs the questions, “Which one the hoe?” Josh wants to start a GoFundMe for someone's ugly kid, and he speaks about trolling an IG model who had a booger in his nose. The mood shifts to haunted houses, aliens, and Miley Cyrus, but they want you to know that just because you are southern, does not mean you owe everyone a curtsy. 

Sarah and Money address the topic of what to do when your friend is a hoe. Golden Rule: never sleep with your best friend's ex-boyfriend. On the flip side, said girl is always down to be the wing man and take one for the team! Money talks about being a psycho and causing a girl fight for no reason. Sarah remembers a crazy ex-girlfriend that posted a Craigslist add on her ass. Even after dating several jerks, there were decent men in Sarah's life whom she blew off for shallow reasons (i.e., farting during sex). Although, Money has let some men go for “smaller” reasons. Who is the biggest dick between these two?  

Sarah and Lo join Farmer's Only for shits and giggles, and Lo receives a love note from an incarcerated man 175 miles away. Can prisoners obtain burner phones? Lo gets back on Hinge and examines the 4 men she considered dating: Retail Potbelly Guy, Cryptocurrency Nerd, Country Fighter, and the Passed-Out Bro. Sarah considers the question, “Are we too old to party on Cinco de Mayo?” They discuss chips, dips, and snap judgements made on potential suitors. Sarah and Lo reminisce on New Year's Day when Lo posted up on a corner on Canal Street and almost got robbed. Who would've thought a Popeyes spork could be mistaken for a weapon?! 

Sarah closes in on the women putting their stimmy checks in their faces. Do men enjoy waking up to their ladies looking like Aubrey O'Day or Big Ang? Sarah disses the women at her office who blow up the bathroom, and Money describes her Code Bravo where she lost control of her stomach at Wal-Mart. Sarah sits down with “Johnny Utah,” and he breaks down his two major points that need to be discussed before a second date: 50% ownership of a tiny human and being in the FBI. He tells the story of the woman he scared away with a car seat. Sarah mixes up Emrata with Emirates, and they can't stop talking about Stormy. WWSD? 

Sarah sits down with Stormy Daniels, and she reads her oracle cards. Sarah is basically told she's a Phoenix and gives off major bird vibes. Stormy and Sarah are Pisces and discover they have similar energy. They both communicate with paranormal through music and electricity, which is pretty badass. They consider getting bunk beds to have room for activities. Stormy discusses the haunted house that almost killed her and her new show, Spooky Babes. She and her team travel across the globe to chat with the paranormal, and she picked up a haunted doll, Susan, along the way (listen for when she yells at her down the hall). With all the attention on her the last few years, Stormy gives insight on how to be the Queen of Clapback and answers the question, “Sparkling or flat-water post-sex?” Let's get witchy, you goons! 

Sarah jumps off the episode with a flashback from the Fall, October to be exact. She recalls the man who exposed himself to her on the street and going downtown to look at a lineup. The movie Porky's comes to mind. Sarah discusses a terrible date with a man who showed up with a hickey on his neck, and there's a plot twist. Money begs the question, “Is he a serial killer, or is it a fetish?” She recollects a visit to Big Lots where a man asked to take feet pics of her, and rubber bands are involved. Money and Sarah weigh in on the word “mommy,” and shit gets weird. 

It's the 4/20 episode, and Hot Girl Summer 2021 is right around the corner! The conversation turns sexy, and Sarah and Lo discuss their virginity stories, along with the type of men they were dating back in the day. They break down the sketchiest places they've had sex, including the car, Tiger Stadium, Brother Jimmy's, and I-10…oops! Where is the public sex line drawn? Colette's is an option but for voyeurism only. Sarah calls out Demi Lovato for trying to cancel a froyo shop in L.A., and Lo is not here for Demi's shit. Sarah and Lo talk about OnlyFans, and Sarah highly considers starting a foot fetish account. Lo drags her ex who keeps texting her, asking her to start an OnlyFans, and he's MARRIED with a kid. Shocker! 

Money jumps off the episode with a story from when she was rolled over by a Mardi Gras float and brought to the veterinarian. Sarah is hungover and finds her temporary boo on Hinge with very recent photos, and she's already had a rough week after seeing her ex looking all hot, running through the city. Emily chats about the guy on Hinge who loved Nicholas Sparks movies during sexy time, couldn't get it up, and screamed at his own penis. Money brings up two-pump chump condoms, and Sarah calls out her ex from NYC who flew in on a red-eye from Israel to give her 30 seconds of nothing. Oh, but he did buy her a blackberry! 

Money is back for the Easter Special, and they reminisce on bringing ex-boyfriends home for the holidays. Sarah describes the night her vagina turned into Venus Fly Trap and wearing panties to bed. The term “love bomb” is explored, and Sarah tells the story of the grenade that was launched her way, along with the dude's crazy obsession with his penis and bald spot. Money describes the night she was almost arrested and running from the 5-0. Ratchet! 

It's not always women who have it rough out there! Sarah sits down with Travis, and he shares his horrifying post-divorce dating stories. Vampires, flashers, and criers—oh my! Travis discusses his “move” and how he was warned about potential dates tag-teaming on Seeking Arrangements and Hinge. Is it weird to take women to a sex store for a toy on the first date? Not if they go to the Dungeon first. What do 22-year-olds and 38-year-olds have in common? Not one thing, not even Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 

Sarah dishes with “Lo,” whom she met in college. Lo reminisces about stalking Britney Spears in a bar and drinking penny pitchers of gin. They throw back to her first real relationship with a much older, married man. Scandal! Lo talks about her most recent break-up and how her ex would clean his dishes but not hers in the apartment they shared. They call out her most recent fling, who didn't know who he was dealing with – a dickmatized Lo who moonlights as a spy and will drive 30 minutes to catch a man in a lie! To drop a pin or not?  

Sarah sits down with her new bestie, Josh. Once a boat captain and now a househusband, he discusses his childhood as a closeted gay boy. From French kissing his best friend to messing around with straight guys (secretly), Josh has got some hilarious stories. They examine the Kinsey scale, and Sarah talks about trying to have sex with a gay man. How can you tell if someone is circumcised? Josh gives insight, while Sarah calls out the guy who told her he was “life tired.” They dive into listener submissions and drink way too many mimosas. Sorry if they slurred, it was all for a good cause. 

Sarah is joined by her longtime friend, “Money.” They discuss Sarah's big gap tooth in grade school and her first kiss in the movie theater. Sarah calls out the boy who showed her his penis her freshman year (with a plot twist). They also talk about rolling on a plane to Mexico, blow jobs after a booze cruise, hooking up with younger guys, and being peed on by accident. Sarah calls out her ex who stood her up three times over quarantine and the ex he was probably dating the whole time. (We also got a phone call and chose not to delete it). Enjoy, you fiends!