Garage Time

Easter Sunday and other all time great comeback stories. What is going on with protesters at sporting events and why are they so bad at it? There's competition at the top when it comes to morons talking "medicine", as Tuck wants everyone to sun their balloon knots, or something... Plus Cocktail Hour!

Another child's birthday party in the books. The guys pitch a new sitcom based around bowling alleys and the people who work there. Hypothetical neighbors: Sharon Tate. Cosplay police motor cycle clubs. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Garage Time is back, as Alex and Adam have returned from sabbatical! Entanglement at The Oscar's. Why do planes and airports turn people into heathens? New Year's Eve on tape delay. Adam remembers an event from his childhood that in hindsight, wasn't exactly meant for a child. Plus, a very special cocktail for Cocktail Hour!

Adam survived a possible HH Holmes murder hotel stay. Canada is not a real place and neither are birds. A discussion about sports that was supposed to be about all that we love about them, naturally turned into a gripe about what makes us mad about them. How do you say VRBO? Plus, Cocktail Hour.

Facebook goes down and for a fleeting moment, the world knew peace. Mark Zuckerberg is the iRobot. A discussion about the different procedures different countries have when it comes to a missing person. The guys take a dive into wars and shed some light on a few previously less discussed conflicts from history. Plus, a very special Cocktail during Cocktail Hour!

Has Adam fully become a dad? Who gets cut off at a Hooters?! The guys discuss night's out. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

The guys highlight their favorite part of the past week. A quick trip to Nicki Minaj's health corner. Live reactions to all our favorite fits from the Met Gala of course. Plus, Cocktail Hour.

The guys pack up their white linen pants as Labor Day is here. Garage Time isn't the only thing that's back, the guys welcome back football season with the opening of the Garage Time Prop Bet Casino. Let's give Renaissance Festivals their due.

Garage Time turns one this week and Alex and Adam take some time to look back at some of their favorite moments. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Alex witnesses a man who knows what he wants in life, eight cases of Natural Light. Adam is on the Garage Time Challenge score board after taking two of three events on Guy's Weekend 2021. What is the best type of vacation? Airports don't abide by the laws of nature or man. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Alex had a birthday and went to a restaurant where you're not allowed to order. Adam has some thoughts on the Olympics. Normalize the rest and relaxation guys weekend. Alex and Adam add some contests to their Wimbledon Woody tattoo competition. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

It's Mudgie's Lobster Roll time for the guys again and they will not miss out this year, again, probably. The Summer Games kick off this week in Tokyo and there is already trouble for the 2020(21) Games. 2020 Marketing Executive of the Year, the man who brought you 'No Spit Casino's', Frank Spitbooth provides another masterclass in brand marketing. What edible item was created the year you were born? Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Don Fanucci defeats Nigel Thornberry in Euro 2020. Some old billionaire launched himself into space, who cares? Who really wants the baggage that comes with being a dictator anyways? While watching the Home Run Derby, the guys decide it's time for a more relatable All-Star games. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

This episode is brought to you by fireworks and hot rod burn outs. Adam is concerned by the Boomer behavior people in his age group are exhibiting on Facebook. The guys discuss people at weddings and which type of wedding guest they are. Free Sha'Carri Richardson! Plus a special Top 5 cocktails Cocktail Hour!

Summer is here and it's not the heat, it's the humidity. The guys take up arms for the Free Britney movement. Adam has a Larry David moment. An impossible question is proposed that challenges the guys to do something they never thought they would do, say something not completely negative about at least one character from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.! John McAfee was a poser and was definitely not about that life. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

After a bit of a break the guys are back and the garage is in full swing. Alex is the biggest loser. Adam can't catch a break when it comes to home improvement jobs. A warning to not equip your sex robot with a welder or the knife attachment and other tips. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Alex ventured to northern Michigan for some back to nature rest and relaxation. A real Eagle Scout should have been better prepared. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce and love is dead. Alex got a new car but isn't able to get rid of his old one, yet. The guys discuss why the ACT is the step child of post secondary tests. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

The 2021 Kentucky Derby and Bob Bafferts fashion advice. Alex's car trouble and the pickle jar theory. Chaperoning a school trip to a Puerto Rican strip club. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

The guys give an update on how the fitness challenge is going. Surely everyone knows what Jorts are, right? The guys remember their local Tropical Fish store which was surely a front. Plus Cocktail Hour.

The Garage is open for business!!! RIP DMX. Adam calls his shot for a big WrestleMania surprise. Alex decodes Carl Sagan's intergalactic welcome package included on Pioneer 10. 

Spring is here! March Madness has ended, baseball is back, and the Masters is here, again. The guys take part in a Masters draft as well as discussing why there was a Tiger Woods memorial at the Champions Dinner. Adam is reminded why its best for him to not attend art exhibits because he would probably end up in a South Korean jail on accident. Alex has an issue with the premise of NFT's while Adam still doesn't know what an NFT really is. Paul Pierce gets fired, but on his own terms. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Kegs and Eggs before working a shift at the local Chinese restaurant, 7 a.m. St Patrick's Day start time on 36 hours without sleep, and other St Patrick's Day memories. Alex remembers some commercials. Don't trust a grocery store that's fully stocked on a Sunday afternoon. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Alex and Adam kickoff their fitness challenge, part II. Phase 2 of, Operation 1776, is in full swing as Meghan and Harry have Her Majesty and House Windsor on the ropes. Also, what is red mummy juice, what's the dumbest thing you've been asked in an interview, and Meyers Leonard opened up his rolodex of racial slurs on a live stream. Plus, the Garage Time NCAA Men's tournament bracket challenge! And as always, Cocktail Hour!

What kind of bulldog is worth shooting someone for? At home award shows sponsored by weed and Wrangler. Craft Beer guy had something to say about Adam's mineral water. The fitness challenge is back on! Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Snowmageddon is here and Adam went sledding and had some flash backs. What's proper shoveling or snow blowing etiquette? Is Adam in the appointment phase of his life? Alex has created PizzaCoin, we think? Plus, Cocktail Hour!

The guys continue their recovery from a long Big Game party including Alex licking his wounds at the sports book. A look at what other household items need additional, not intended for use, labels, not just Gorilla Glue. Adam wants everyone to know that he could kick Pierce Brosnan's ass and so could you. Also, a cursory discussion on types of pizza. Plus, Cocktail Hour.

The guys tip toe through this show trying not to piss off the National Sportsball League and their trademark for the Big Game, while discussing their pick 3 and only 3, rules and etiquette for guests and hosts of the Big Game party, as well as acceptable additional things to do during the party. Plus, cocktail hour.

Midwest nirvana is just one big "Ope". Mega Millions Billion dollar jackpot won by a group of Michigan teachers? Who will be the next James Bond? Tyrese wants his wife back. Alex sold his GameStop shares last month. Plus, Cocktail Hour.

Are you allowed to drink out of your wife's Rae Dunn mugs? Alex teaches us about our 'Nussy'. Instagram is no country for old men. The great Australian American Pigeon War that never was. Plus, Cocktail Hour.

Nick Saban is perpetually mad. Alex is losing that loving feeling when it comes to watching the NFL. What do you do when you can't remember your Bitcoin wallet password and are running out of chances to unlock the $220 million inside? Turning on a light inside a car while driving: the most dangerous thing on earth! Plus Cocktail Hour.

We're back! Adam spent his New Years with angry Tradesmen. Alex went Yacht shopping. The guys talk New Year's resolutions and also the importance of getting a good nick name. The guys also discuss the importance of always being aware of where you are when near an active volcano so you aren't immortalized as a salad bar simp. Plus, cocktail hour!

The guys welcome the tradition of Festivus by airing their grievences. It's 2 days before Christmas, that means guys can begin their Christmas shopping! A champion is crowned in the Garage Time Christmas Movie Face-off. Plus, Cocktail hour!

Lamar takes and takes on, the Browns. Rudolph is in a reindeer gang. Adam's fight for his bottle of Christmas booze. The final four is set for the Garage Time Christmas Movie Faceoff. Plus, Cocktail Hour!

Battlebots and the robots impending retribution on humans. The magical place that is, the movie theater. Royal Canadian Mounted James Bond. Round 2 of the Christmas movie faceoff. Cocktail Hour.

The guys ponder getting into the tree farm business. Introducing the Garage Time Christmas movie face off. The guys remember motivational posters. Cocktail Hour.

Missouri drinks gravy. The guys discuss how its best practice not to touch yourself while on a Zoom call. Alex learns tractor pulls are a thing. Rules for attending a dinner party. And who is keeping Long John Silver's in business?! Plus, Cocktail Hour.

Alex and Adam are here to guide you through a successful hosting of Thanksgiving. Follow these directions and you can be sure, you'll host the best Thanksgiving ever! Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com Music from https://www.zapsplat.com

The guys are on remote this week for the first time. Mechanic or Rodent expert? Is it illegal to drive through Aspen without wearing ski goggles? What the hell is blimp anyway? Plus Cocktail Hour!

It's Masters time! Recap of Mike's birthday and Garage Time meeting. The Guys arrange a dinner party. Who's in your foursome? Cocktail Hour!

Mike and Alex do Ann Arbor. The best ash in your breakfast. No tree November and no shave November. 

The guys participate in the first annual Garage Time Town Hall event. Plus, Cocktail Hour: The Haunted Graveyard! *** Royalty free music from https://www.zapsplat.com/ ***

The guys wrap about all things Halloween. Alex has a taco problem. A special announcement brought to you by Garage Time. Look out for that asteroid.  Cocktail Hour!*** Royalty free music from https://www.zapsplat.com/ ***

Dangerous cougar (not from the bar). Alex forgot about Frankie Muniz. The Guys weigh in. Movie theaters, you brought this on yourself. The Perfect Cocktail. 

The guys check in on their diets. Lion's fans, what are you doing? Adam's a basic dad (bitch). Introducing the first Garage Time debate. Whiskey Sour!

The guys eagerly await a WAPper. Alex has a hard time with his cheese. Who's having a week. The JEEP COUP is on. The Casino cocktail.

Burn the witch. Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Dew Garitas, and your girlfriend is going to leave you. Alex made a bet. Plus, introducing; The Garage Time Presenters Championship. And the Man O' War 

Zeke Elliot's new ink. Killer Whales are definitely trying to kill us all. Can I please go to the Sports Book? Florida man. The guys start a #FitnessJourney. Not our Grandpa's Manhattan. 

Shoot the Ball Boy. OBJ gets dumped (on). No Cars in this garage. Mint Julep. 

Save our keg stand. Please don't talk to me. Gimlet, an Ode to Jamie Samuelsen. 

Who knew three inches would be so exciting!! Also, Alex's Martini!