Grow Out Of It

Remember our very special guest Tessa and their wild story about dark magic, car crashes, and a quite normal teenage girl those things aside? Well, if you don't, meander all the way back to April 19, 2020  to refresh yourself, because Tessa is back with four fewer letters in their name and another titilating addition to their work: Do You Believe In Magic? *spolier* we still do!!  This second installation zooms in on Arissa Circe Talon's encounter with the soft, yet sharp mysterious paladin, who has recently rescued (?) her from further harm. T flexes some mad Latin skills. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of ATLáNTIDA and their song, “Dormido volante.” Be sure to check out more of their music on Spotify!

In this finale and speculation episode, we feature our first ever alternative ending! Stone atones for his mistakes (or attempts to), and Danny and Erica try and make him into a bit more of a morally gray character. Everyone loves a relatable villian, right? Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Frogpond and their song, “It's Not Over.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://frogpond.bandcamp.com/releases!

In this penultimate episode, Laurel, our (fearless?) leader, leads the gang into almost certain demise. Along the way, scratch your heads with us as we ponder the meaning of the Great Fish Incident, and take part in a titillating Would You Rather as posed by Erica, also fish-themed. Also, stay tuned for a special surprise at the end of the episode, as eluded to at the bottom of this text. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Sleepy Soul and their song, “Morning.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://sleepysoulmusic.bandcamp.com! Extra special feature of "Lambert's" by MOONSQUAD (Published 2013). Click here for more of their bops. We don't own any part of their amazing work. https://soundcloud.com/moonsquad/tracks

Feast your ears on a battle for the ages in this epic staple of our saga. Laurel decides wolves look like big lumpy rocks, Danny and Erica laugh for an extended period of time about Discover credit cards, and Fangor gives some sage advice. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Mathien and their song, “Vape Girardeau.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://mathien.bandcamp.com!

Haven't had enough of your new favorite gay cowboy? Fret not! He plays a pivitol role in this episode, which features a freshly captured member of Pack Of The Night and a training montage led by none other than Breeze, our fearless fighting queen. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of The Lion's Daughter and their song, “Everyone I Went To High School with is Dead.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://thelionsdaughter.bandcamp.com/album/turbo-covers-ep!  

Do you ever wish you could change your fundamental persona in the blink of an eye? Well, that's what our new fan favorite Fangor undergoes in this thrilling chapter. He has a proposition for our gaggle of misfit wolves, and they consider it. Laurel realizes for the first time just how luminous Talon Of The Eagle's honey eyes truly are. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of REACEYUNG and his song, “Necessary Lessons.” Be sure to check out more of his music at https://reaceyungmusik.bandcamp.com!

Caution: The Lawnmowers have an awful lot to say about this episode. Danny and Erica attempt to solve the Cobweb Conundrum, the gaggle of misfit wolves catch their first ever deer, and a mysterious new figure emerges from the shadows with a voice like honey and a knack for finding good music. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Paul, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of MC Honky Kong and their song, “An MC Looks at 40.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://mchonkykong.bandcamp.com!

Start off your week with a BANG by launching directly into a wolf battle. Stone attacks a key pack member, and Breeze's vague nursing background is once again dredged up from the past. Danny and Erica attempt to pin down Ian's origins. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Neil Howell and his song, “I Am The Dinosaur (feat. Tim Anderson).” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://neilhowell.bandcamp.com!

Reacquaint yourself with old friends in book two of the Lupine Chronices: Stone's Attack! A new, threatening pack of wolves makes their presence known in the recently claimed "Unknown Territory," and Laurel and her rag-tag group of pals have to make their presence known. We apologize again to our British listeners. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Psy War and their song, “HIS MASTERS VOICE.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://psywar6.bandcamp.com/releases!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language, wolf violence

Still in a holiday spirit? Searching for a crossover yet unseen to mankind? Well, look no further! Waffles, arteest and co-host of one of our sister shows, Waffles and Mario Talk About Things, relays a tale of Robin Hood and a Mysterious Christmas Icon as written at age 17. Our jolly saint accuses Robin of stealing a bag of Very Important Things, Maid Marian enjoys a routine latte in the dungeons, and Prince John and the Sheriff work on their relationship. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, and Jared! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Eggs on Mars and their song, “More.” Be sure to check out more of their music at https://eggsonmars.bandcamp.com!

We're back at it again with another with another epic conclusion. Join us as we read the epilogue to the first book in this trilogy (our gaggle of friends drags themselves out of the river and find themselves where?) and enjoy our wild speculations about the plot holes in this story. Have your own speculation? Drop us a comment on social media or Tweet us!   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of YNGLNK and their song, “Not2Close.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Laurel crosses a line by daring to live through a bear attack. At least, that's how Song of the Blackbird sees it. After a tense confrontation, we find out Captain of the Dove actually kind of likes our gaggle of misfits. Join us for this penultimate episode of The Lupine Chronicles, Book One. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of The 12 to 6 Movement and their song, “Just What I Do.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Laurel is at it again, being our somewhat dull protagonist whom everyone loves for some reason, but at least she spices it up this time by being attacked by a NAB. Good thing her extremely patient and knowledgeable sister is there to whip out some medical knowledge she must have learned when she was literally months old. Laurel does get licked on the eyes. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Ben Schenberg and his song, “Sun & Moon.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Our unlikely band of heroes discover some startling things about their new surroundings (and about themselves in the process). Things get a bit steamy between Laurel and a Stonedip native whilst simultaneously a great sorrow overcomes Melody of the Bluebird--er, at least, it should be a great sorrow. Featuring a brief interlude by Kenny G, all rights reserved. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Mike Shrand and his song, “Love Abides.” Be sure to check out more of his music at this link: https://mikeschrand.bandcamp.com/album/late-bloomer!

Our heroic trio meets a slew of newcomers, including a real Peeta Mellark/Yankee Doodle type. They meet "The Tribe," who leaves an impression, whether good or bad is yet to be determined.  Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of The Sun Sawed in 1/2 and their song, “Beaches in Bali.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language, sexual references

**Warning: slightly echo-y audio** Well, the trio is back on their bullsh*t. Laurel miscalculates how long it takes to get places and then, as lookout, sees "a moose or something." It lopes toward them at a rapid velocity. The trio seems unfazed. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Chancy and their song, “You Already Know.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language

CONTENT WARNING at bottom of description. Do you sometimes feel like you don't fit in? You're not alone. Join these loners in our newest GOOI story, Laurel, Breeze, and Raven, three wolves kicked out of their own pack for no other reason than they were overpopulated. The troubled young heroes make their way out into Unknown Territory ("Aren't there bears?") and run into some rival pack members along the way. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Los Antúrios and their song, “Menorca.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: ableist language 

Grant has a mustache. It's not related to the pure, dark, and/or Charlie Sheen-related poems he reads, but it's somehow just as important. Grant's poems take us on a journey of self reflection (why would we basically go ahead and destroy ourselves?), heartache, and hopeful, theatric metaphors, where we are all the book (or the authors, or the stories). Please, join us in welcoming Grant to Grow Out Of It. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, Jared, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Ebri Knight and their song, “Sàvia i rebel.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Danny and Erica try something new in this episode: 40 full minutes focused strictly on the giant plot hole that is The Dragon Realm.  They knit a sweater with how many lose ends the story has. They attempt to cover all the bases, asking the hard-hitting questions like: Who are The Masters, what is up with Erica's parents, does the school nurse finally get a redemption arc, is the unicorn on acid, and WHO PUT THAT BAG THERE? This is a must-listen if you've followed the story so far. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of BRASS HEARSE and their song, “Raining Days.” Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!

Our story comes to a head in this epic finale. Critics are saying, "Grossly on-brand" and "One hoof for each heart." The Murderer discovers some trouble of his own, and Erica and Emily face off against the Actual Villain Of The Story. An old character makes a surprise return. Danny and Erica begin to speculate just how to make sense of this whirlwind action novella. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Bullitt and their song, "Love or Die." Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: death, corpses

Reaper has struck once again, ruining the sound quality of a perfectly good episode. Our apologies for this episode, the sound quality and the content. In these penultimate moments, our heroic duo makes the trek to The Murderer's Dungeon where they meet Tom, the Air-bnb host. This episode sponsored by Worms. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Miguel Gistau and his song, “

Do you believe a day's training montage is enough to prepare our young heroine to fight the evil forces at play? Well, you think correctly. Erica prepares herself for battle in a most serious manner, while Swann, a real-life French woman, barges in to announce some important news. After a hard day's work, our young heroine immerses herself in some... PG bath time. Emily and Erica set out (in the most heroic way of travel: foot) to confront the big bad guy. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Los Hermanos Cubero and their song, "El Tiempo Pasó." Be sure to check out more of their music at this link!   CONTENT WARNING: corpses

In the second episode of The Dragon Realm, Macy pranks the heck out of our mysterious main character, Lilly gets SWOL and the duo fly for the first time, checking out a cave full of yet another mythical creature. A new character is introduced (subtly based off one of the co-hosts), and the main character meets The Masters. (Special guest appearance by the Youths of Menorca!) Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Evripidis and his Tragedies and their song, "Melancholia." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://evripidisandhistragedies.bandcamp.com/album/melancholia !   CONTENT WARNING: possibility of death by whiplash

Yes, another dragon story. In this endearing story written by 10-year-old Erica, the main character (named after the author), discovers and bonds with a fiery young dragon named Lilly. The two spend most of their time getting to know each other in the nurse's office. Let's see where this one goes!  Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Pau Vallvé and his song, "Buguenvíl·lies." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://pauvallve.bandcamp.com/album/la-vida-s-ara!  

You absolutely must listen to this guest episode featuring the hip, dark, and brilliant Michelle, who graces Danny and Erica with the award-winning play, "Deliverance," about the Seven Deadly Sins she wrote when she was 14. Many accents are thrown around. Erica salivates a lot. Danny is exceedingly angsty. MANY content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Orgànic and their song, "Natiu, Orgànic." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://organicmenorca.bandcamp.com/album/org-nic-arrelats!   CONTENT WARNINGS: body mutilation, gory descriptions, pregnancy, violence, murder, binding, gorging on blood, abortion, and eternal damnation

Danny wraps up the Dragon Riders by leaving off on one of the only plot points that might have helped clarify anything. "Lady" deals with a disappointment, Isabel gives some (somewhat useless) backstory, and Danny and Erica speculate how the saga of the Dragon Riders should continue. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description.   Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Worn-Tin and their song, "POEM FROM THAT DAY." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://worntin.bandcamp.com/album/good-morning-i-think-im-going-to-the-store-today-unmastered!   CONTENT WARNING: murder/death

This week, Ava meets Erika (with a K), the cleric, who is really just over it all. The Riders finally make it to the battlefield. Do they aid in any way, shape, or form? Dubious. The Riders also meet a handsome new strange. Content warnings at the bottom of episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Xavi Malacara and their song, "Rat Race." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://xavimalacara.bandcamp.com/album/summer-camp-blues-2017.    CONTENT WARNING: suicide

This week, Ava forgets the only other Dragon Riders in the world and has the pleasure of re-introduction. After a bit of miscommunication, the Riders remember that they are, indeed, fighting for the same side. In an attempt to stop the raging war, the Riders get sidetracked looking for other dragon friends.    Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible.  Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be featured on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all Theo there shows on the network, join the network Discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features the music of Senora May and her song, "Naturally." Be sure to check out more of her music at https://senoramay.bandcamp.com/album/all-of-my-love.     

This week we meet Ava Silverlight's employer, the one-of-a-kind King Halden(?) and learn about a war threatening the kingdom. Ava and Syrien investigate, do some sweet tricks, and meet a very sad minotaur.  Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description.  Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by El petit de cal eril and their song, "Ets una idea." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://elpetitdecaleril.bandcamp.com/album/energia-fosca  CONTENT WARNING: suicide

Welcome to our interactive ASMR podcasting experience: sitting in an empty room with your best friend while a party is happening on the other side of the door. Danny and Erica spend their Valentine's Day reading a story Danny wrote in 8th grade about - you guessed it - some dragon riders. Enjoy the party! Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by El petit de cal eril and their song, "Ets una idea." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://elpetitdecaleril.bandcamp.com/album/energia-fosca 

Our guest friend this week shares some fiction he wrote in college about an eccentric man and his proclivity for visiting the zoo. The title? Master Beauregard and the Tapir: The Inner Sanctum. Strap in for a wild short story! Dan is a host on the Indie Film Review podcast. Find his show on twitter @IndieFilmPod or on instagram @indiefilmreviewpod! Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This week's song feature is Debased Interfaces (Modern Cinema Lament) by our very guest!  CONTENT WARNING: guns, blood, violence, animal violence, nooses  

Erica and Danny wrap up Coyote's Cry and cobble together an ending based on what little plot they could follow. Who's the villain? What happened to Lightningpaw's parents? Why are there humans here now? Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Da Souza and their song, "Octubre." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://famelic.bandcamp.com/album/gran-salt-endavant 

Lightningpaw's life gets even weirder as more supernatural powers are discovered. How many abilities can one half-wolf/half-coyote have, anyway? Clearly we haven't reached the limit yet.  Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Sistema de entretenimiento and their song, "ella es virtual." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://fastfoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sistema-de-entretenimiento-2 

Happy Palentine's Day, best friends! Lightningpaw's journey continues as she meets an eccentric fox named Twilight, who can see the future in mysterious visions. Oh, and she spontaneously grows dragon wings. Don't worry about it. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by EXXASENS and their song, "YOUR DREAMS ARE MY DREAMS." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://exxasens.bandcamp.com/ 

Danny and Erica launch a brand new story about a very confused, very lost coyote named Lightningpaw. What's their deal? What's their gender? What's Erica's obsession with making characters that can control the weather? Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Animals in the Attic and their song, "Take Care." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://animalsintheattic.bandcamp.com/album/half-asleep-surf 

Shannan schools our hosts on Naruto and shares the epic comic she wrote when she was twelve. That's right, folks, we're diving into fan art territory this episode. And it's got self-insert original characters. Shan is an artist and cosplayer who lives in the pipes in your house. Yes, yours. Watch out! :) Find her on pretty much any social media @JustShnanigans or check out her instagram @ShnaniganArt.  Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Sofa Kit XL and their song, "Apple Cart." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://ramsaywise.bandcamp.com/ CONTENT WARNING: cannibalism

Danny and Erica draw the Raze saga to a bittersweet close, but not before Acubel and Max have a good old fashioned tussle. How would Raze have ended if Danny finished writing it? Erica offers some insightful suggestions. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Shayn The RapSmith and their song, "No Runnin'." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://www.shayntherapsmith.com/  CONTENT WARNING: guns, violence, blood, suicide mention, abuse mention  

Max, Cameron, and Phoenix discover an underground passage and a few unexpected characters below the New York City streets. Who is this mysterious man, and why does he keep derailing the conversation to psychoanalyze people? Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by The Doubted and their song, "Surfacing." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://www.thedoubtedmusic.com/  CONTENT WARNING: guns, violence

  While they hide from the police, the contract killers discuss what happened during their escape and plan what to do next. These characters are in their twenties, but you can really tell they were written by a 14 year old. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Julz, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Savoir Faire and their song, "1945." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://savoirfaireband.bandcamp.com/  CONTENT WARNING: guns

In possibly the most dramatic chapter of Raze yet, Max, Cameron, and Phoenix try to break out of the Secret Police headquarters. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Rainbow Danger Club and a beta version of their upcoming song, "The Big Trapeze." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://rainbowdangerclub.bandcamp.com/  CONTENT WARNING: violence, guns

Tensions are high among the contract killers as they begin to plan an escape. In... plain view of the security cameras, for some reason. Max learns some suspicious news about the circumstances of their arrest. There's a little audio hiccup in this one - sorry about that! Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Cherry Luna and their song, "Don't Say It." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://cherryluna.bandcamp.com/ CONTENT WARNING: police brutality, suicide mention, violence, guns  

Phoenix and Max have a heart to heart after the events of the previous chapter, and we start to see their real personalities come through. What do the cultists want? What are the police's plans? Will our heroes ever get out of this? Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Alexander Preston and their song, "MADE OF GOLD." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://worldofpreston.bandcamp.com/ CONTENT WARNING: suicide mention, cult ideology, alcoholism

The gang gets in a firefight in an underground lab and we see more personality come out of our protagonists. What are these scientists hiding, and why are they fighting so hard to keep it safe? Please pay attention to the content warnings in this one, folks - it gets kind of dark. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Matt Falkowski and their song, "MD." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://mattfalkowski.bandcamp.com/  CONTENT WARNING: guns, violence, cult ideology, suicide, mass suicide

In this chaotic chapter of Raze, Cameron sleuths, Phoenix quips, and Max has a gay moment. Erica carries the show for a while after Emily straight up dies.  Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Lewis Morris and his song, "Homocide." Be sure to check out more of his music at https://lewismorris.me/  CONTENT WARNING: guns, violence

Max, Cameron, and Phoenix continue their formal training. Later, in the dead of night, they're dragged along on an impromptu mission, even though nobody has any idea what's going on. We recorded this during the week of the presidential election, so we're sorry if we sound a little insane. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura, Don, and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Queen Davide and their song, "Bass Battle." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://queendavide.bandcamp.com/ or follow them on twitter at https://twitter.com/queenDavideArt  CONTENT WARNING: guns

After making a deal with their captors, Max and her friends must learn to work with them. The security at headquarters is pretty lax, don't you think? Everyone seems to have forgotten that our protagonists are literal murderers. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Blue Doll and their song, "Hunter." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://bluedoll.bandcamp.com/  CONTENT WARNING: guns

A shocking revelation leaves Max and her friends hurt and enraged. The Chief of Police makes a deal. There are bears here, for some reason.  Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate to our Patreon and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Shayn TheRapSmith and his song, "Leave U Alone." Be sure to check out more of his music at https://www.shayntherapsmith.com/  CONTENT WARNING: emetophobia, violence

Emily gets creative with their swearing as we follow Max through the dubious career of killing people for pay. When the Secret Police find one of Max's hideouts, what happens next? What's the deal with that officer who sounds like a Bond villain? Also, if you're a British listener, we're so sorry. Content warnings at the bottom of the episode description. Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Sir Woman and their song, "Highroad." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://sirwoman.bandcamp.com/  CONTENT WARNING: death, guns, violence

Our hosts follow Max as she goes about her business tracking down her next mark. 15 year old Emily sure didn't know how contract killing worked, but that sure didn't stop them from trying to describe it in excruciating detail. A new character is introduced and Emily and Erica have fun with voices. Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Shayn TheRapSmith and his song, "Ride With Me." Be sure to check out more of his music at https://www.shayntherapsmith.com/ 

Launching a new story set in the year 2074, which Emily wrote when they were in high school shortly after discovering they were queer. Meet Max, a contract killer in NYC who has a nosy friend and a deadly profession. How does 15 year old Emily think crime works? Like this, apparently. Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Jack Sledge and his song, "Another City Sunrise." Be sure to check out more of his music at https://jacksledgemusic.bandcamp.com/  

Julia has gifted the show with a delightful story she wrote about a very depressed man named Johnathan whose life is turned around by a fake moustache. What adventures await him and his glorious handlebar? Thank you everyone for your patience with this episode. Life things have made recording and editing very difficult for our hosts lately. Our regularly scheduled episode release will resume on 18 October. We love you! Thank you to our patrons, Laura and Paul! You help make the show possible. Donate at the $5 reward tier and gain access to exclusive content from the show at https://www.patreon.com/growoutofit Want to be a guest on the show and have your writing lovingly roasted by your two best friends in the world? Email growoutofitpodcast@gmail.com for details. Grow Out Of It is a proud member of the Necropodicon Network. Check out all the other shows on the network, join the network discord, and enter giveaways at www.necropodicon.com.  This episode features music by Inkwater and their song, "Sleep Paralysis." Be sure to check out more of their music at https://inkwater.bandcamp.com/