Jono & Ben - The Podcast

On today’s show: (00:00) Ben’s holiday turtle mission takes an awkward turn when he mistakes a stranger for his daughter underwater 03:30) If a husband wins an expensive makeup pack at work, should he give it to his wife instead of a co-worker? (11:55) Ben receives a surprise free keep cup and Megan has thoughts about the privilege (14:20) Why Ben Was Accused of Running an International Gambling Ring... (22:00) Homer Simpson or Homer the Poet? We test Simpson obsessed Ben Boyce! (26:00) Dear Megan: A mother-in-law buys her son a puppy without consulting his wife (34:10) Megan’s homemade carrot ice cream leaves her son searching for polite words (36:50) Fridge theft drama hits the office and the hunt for the culprit begins... (44:05) Jono's loan car keeps judging his driving habits (45:55) Ben’s daughters call him out for thanking shop staff when he doesn’t buy anything Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An entire tray of Megan Papa's Red Bull disappeared from the office... We investigates and hear the funniest workplace theft stories from listeners! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While on holiday, Ben Boyce was accused of running a gambling ring! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Somehow, against all odds, we did it... twice!

On today’s show: (00:00) We debate: how long is it acceptable to wear your marathon medal after finishing? (02:15) The most terrifying medication ad ever – would you still take it after those side effects? (05:25) Megan’s wisdom tooth saga and the “tooth fairy window” debate (08:03) Waking up with something VERY unexpected stuck to Ben’s back (11:26) Kids’ artwork explained… sort of – and Megan's strict fridge policy (13:46) Jono's bizarre “manifestation” moment for former All Blacks couch (17:36) Callers share their wild surgery counts (including a jaw-dropping 30+ story) Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A random thought about former All Blacks coach turned into one of the strangest coincidences ever when he suddenly appeared right in front of Jono... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone was looking for the missing earplug container. Turns out it had been hiding in plain sight... on Ben! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan’s daughter proudly presents her latest masterpiece, but explaining exactly what it is leads to a very funny misunderstanding. A classic toddler moment that has the whole team in stitches. Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One year ago this week... A relaxing family getaway took an awkward turn when Megan's two-year-old made a very honest observation in the changing rooms... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One year ago this week... The viral Coldplay concert moment sparked a worldwide cheating scandal, so we asked listeners about the unusual ways they caught a partner being unfaithful... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best on-air moments from our producers Grace and Troy, including birthday celebrations, Radio Awards chaos, relationship dilemmas, workplace mishaps, and plenty of producer-only nonsense... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch what we chatted to Mike about when we finally got him into the studio HERE A throwaway Mike Hosking comment sparks a week-long radio feud, as we stop at nothing to get New Zealand's biggest broadcaster downstairs and onto our show. Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam Neill was one of New Zealand's most beloved actors, and his warmth, humour, and humility are greatly missed

From Michael Jackson eating scrambled eggs to Pierce Brosnan at a local fish and chip shop, we hear your best stories of celebrities doing surprisingly ordinary things... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One year ago this week... A relaxing family holiday in Rarotonga doesn't quite go to plan when Ben discovers his teenage daughters have found the perfect way to avoid spending time with Dad. Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A few innocent debates quickly turn into passionate arguments... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the podcast... (00:00) We surprise Megan Papas with Liam Lawson in studio! (10:10) The team prank boss Matt Anderson with a fake on-air swear... (15:15) Jono tries to prank Matty & PJ live on-air… and completely melts down as “Gavin” with an iguana (18:40) Megan tests her husband with a fake luxury trip to see if he’d ditch coming home Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best Megan moments for the year so far... (00:00) Megan accidentally downs a triple-shot coffee at midnight... and instantly regrets it (02:05) The great family whistle debate (featuring a live demo from Megan's mum) (05:30) Missing Megan! We track her down asleep in her car during the show (08:50) Megan discovers her husband has to kiss someone on stage (14:10) Megan's late-night dermaplaning experiment goes horribly wrong (18:00) Megan's 5-year-old explains exactly how "Mummy makes the money" (20:50) Megan gets told off by her kid's teacher (23:25) "You have a confident face... but you're lazy" Megan gets an unexpected car park reading (26:25) F1 drama unfolds live on air as Megan desperately avoids race spoilers with tissues Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favourite Jono moments of the year... (00:00) Jono’s Wellington trip turns wholesome when a random family invites him to their dinner (02:40) Jono tests if he’s fit to be a police officer and the results are humbling (07:00) The IRD if after Jono... (10:00) Jono's ongoing battle with a $55 court fee spirals… now the Ministry of Justice is involved (13:30) The lamest injury ever? A neck injury… just from walking (15:40) Overheard in a cafe... a VERY public divorce strategy session (18:30) Jono witnesses a confrontation and refuses to testify as a star witness (21:35) Mystery of “Liam Rankin” — the guy losing EVERYTHING while Jono gets all his calls Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From broken noses and scar-worthy accidents to childhood pranks that still haunt people today, we hear your most unbelievable sibling survivor stories! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've compiled every time Megan Papas and Producer Grace have gone head-to-head on air... from playful bickering to full-blown radio showdowns! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need some advice? Catch up on all our Dear Megan's from the past months! (00:00) A wedding invite turns awkward when a listener is asked to be a Uber driver (07:40) Should you confront friends who planned a girls’ trip without you? (14:20) The super awkward convo: how do you kick out your overstaying brother-in-law? (21:20) First date red flag or just confidence? He ordered her food without asking (28:50 Is a co-worker’s compliment actually flirting and should the husband be worried? (35:25) Husband crying over breakfast = sweet or serious ick? (44:40) Babysitter drama: is it okay to take someone’s child to another house without telling them? (52:10) BUSTED: a mum lies to her daughter about the end of year concert to avoid rehearsals… Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best Ben moments for the year so far... (00:00) Ben's Kids map out what would happen if dad moved out… and make it sound pretty great for them (02:50) Ben accidentally pantses a female friend! (06:50) Ben has to sit through an awkwardly sexy scene with his teens. (10:20) The autocorrect fail that completely derails a work meeting. (13:20) Ben's reaction when a woman storms into the men's toilets! (16:50) Ben's daughter starts calling out his driving "critical errors". (19:40) Dad's confusing emoji reply sparks a generational mystery... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Got Another Confession to Make... Inspired by the Foo Fighters, listeners call in to share their hilarious and slightly questionable confessions. One person had a mean flatmate (who also had OCD) and ended up moving everything around in the house... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan caught up with our New York correspondent Ben, who was live on the streets of New York as the wedding that stopped a city unravelled over the weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One year ago this week... Jono Pryor's bargain puffer jacket purchase turned into a stinky disaster when a suspicious wet-dog smell sparked a hilarious investigation into what might really be inside it. Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missed the show this week? Don’t worry! We’ve wrapped up all the greatest Hits into one easy listen. (00:00) Megan takes things to a wild place imagining revenge on Liam Lawson’s car after a hypothetical breakup… 03:35) An unforgettable story of being stuck in a self-cleaning public toilet! (08:10) Ben’s secret costume-buying habit backfires in the most predictable way (12:30) Megan and her husband mysteriously develop matching full-face rashes... Was it from him kissing lots of different women during hits musical tour? (15:55) Drama erupts in Ben's family over “stolen” jeans… (18:45) HR today would NOT approve how we meet our partners! (22:05) Ben accidentally airdrops a VERY personal bed photo to a stranger in a cafe(25:40) Beauden Barrett finally sets the record straight on his drama with Jono And plenty more chaos from the week

On today’s show: (00:00) Jono labels Producer Troy a “crypto guy” (and instantly regrets it) (02:50) Confessions get wild... including a flatmate revenge story with a toothbrush involved! (04:45) We attempt to deliver a questionable wedding gift to Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden (09:50) One of us is dealing with a friend who keeps popping over unannounced — is that still okay in 2026? (17:40) Megan Papa's TV recommendations: a spicy new romance and a reality show about hiding a million dollars! (21:25) Megan gets a mystery rash from Temu pillowcases… and it gets worse (28:36) Jono refuses to be a “star witness” in a café confrontation… and lives with the guilt Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A quiet café work session for Jono Pryor turns into an awkward public dispute as he's called to be a witness... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After weeks of being accused of making the whole thing up, Jono finally gets the validation he's been waiting for. Did All Blacks star Beauden Barrett really pretend to be on the phone to avoid a chat outside a public toilet with Jono? Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (00:00) Ben Boyce Airdrops a photo of himself in bed to a stranger (03:40) The viral “sprinting at work” trend... and Producer Troy’s shock speed (07:00) Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumours + we send our mate on a risky New York mission (10:05) How we met our partners and why HR wouldn't approve... (17:40) Producer Grace’s car mystery solved and it’s grosser than expected! (24:30) Ben’s dad goes viral with a 100% wholesome YouTube comment section (28:25) Megan’s mystery face rash.. Was it from her hubby kissing other women?! (31:50) Patty Gower joins us to talk All Blacks coach Dave Rennie doco Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's love story gets us talking about relationships that started at work... and some of our stories definitely wouldn't fly with HR today... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan develops a mysterious full-face rash… then discovers her husband has the exact same symptoms. Could he have caught it from kissing multiple women in his musical? Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (00:00) The team uncover a mysterious infringement letter addressed to Jono… is his “fine-free 2026” dream over? (04:10) Producer Troy jumps headfirst into NBA 2K and immediately gets drafted into a team he’s wildly unprepared for (10:10) Why everyone keep calling Jono thinking he's the mysterious Liam Rankin” (16:44) Megan Papas' accidentally reveals a VERY detailed revenge plan involving Liam Lawson... (20:12) Ben Boyce's dad returns with more confusing emojis in “What Does Kevin Boyce Mean By That?” (24:12) Live from New York: is Taylor Swift secretly getting married at Madison Square Garden?! (26:00) A Facebook Marketplace listing turns into someone shooting their shot mid-sale (36:30) The Imposter Game takes a chaotic turn when someone accidentally says the actual wordSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We try to deeply analyse the confusing emoji reply Ben Boyce got from his dad! We end up calling Kevin Boyce for help! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan Papas has a bizarrely specific revenge plan if Liam Lawson ever cheated on her... despite the minor detail that they're not together. Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (00:00) Peak laziness stories! (ordering delivery Pizza… from one floor above) (05:50) Why Producer Grace’s didn't serve tomato sauce with sausage rolls at her party (10:00) The little relationship habits that drive you crazy (but don’t really matter) (16:08) Dear Megan... Is asking for a “sleep divorce” a slippery slope? (25:10) Megan Papa's admits she had to Google her young husband’s text slang early on... (28:00) Jono Pryor gets hit on LIVE on air (31:40) Ben Boyce's secret online shopping operation! (36:10) The GREAT Top 5 Condiments debate begins Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When a listener calls in and boldly shoots her shot at Jono, things get awkward... And flirty! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan opens up about the early days of dating her younger husband Andrew... when his text slang left her totally lost! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comment your top five condiments on this post We tackle the ultimate culinary debate... what actually belongs in the top 5 condiments of all time. From Kewpie mayo and soy sauce to hollandaise and sweet chilli, things get heated as listeners weigh in! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (00:00) A Listener recounts the chaotic moment a self-cleaning public toilet started while he was inside! (05:00) “Betting baby” Arthur returns and decides whether he’ll continue predicting World Cup outcomes (08:20) The awkward fallout from Producer Grace’s 25th birthday party… did any of us even show up?! (11:15) When Jono's kids watched something they absolutely shouldn’t and repeat it in public (13:00) Megan's chaotic 4:30am car alarm incident that woke the neighbourhood (15:25) People share unusual things they can smell, including pregnancy and illness! (22:35) Taylor Swift wedding rumours and how celebs keep big moments secret (24:05) The great junk drawer discussion and the random things everyone keeps (31:35) Ben Boyce gets caught up in an investigation after his wife’s new jeans go missing and their teen daughters are blamed… Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caller of the year! After Jono Pryor lists his favourite public toilets listener Vincent recounts the chaotic moment a self-cleaning public toilet malfunctioned… while he was inside! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wholesome chat about P!NK quickly turns into a savage comparison when Producer Grace drags Megan into it... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Boyce gets caught up in an investigation after his wife’s new jeans go missing and their teen daughters are blamed… but the real location is way more embarrassing! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teresa aced the Alpha Quiz with a perfect 10/10! Play along and see if you can do the same? Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One year ago this week... An intense investigation revealed it was Ben Boyce who took the station off air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missed the show this week? Don’t worry! We’ve wrapped up all the greatest Hits into one easy listen. (00.00) Jono vs Ben: slow walkers vs fast walkers… and what it says about your personality! (07.45) How Megan's fake nail ended up in her hubby's mouth... (20.25) Producer Troy thinks he’s been flirted, but psychology says otherwise (27.25)Producer Grace rudely hangs up on management mid-call... time for a manners lesson! And plenty more chaos from the week

Megan’s five-year-old son “has a girlfriend” who’s older despite having no idea what that means, while Jono and Ben savage Megan over being older than her husband! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (02:45) Is it ever okay to take leftovers (and extra meat!) from someone else’s dinner party? The team is divided. (10:10) Jono’s awkward encounter with All Black Beauden Barrett sparks a full investigation… was he faking a phone call to avoid him? (14:50) Megan’s 5-year-old drops a bombshell, he has a girlfriend… but doesn’t know what that means. (17:40) “Beating Baby” Arthur makes another bold prediction ahead of the All Whites vs Belgium match. (21:15) The team relives their schoolyard legends, including fire-starting chaos and eating secret notes to avoid getting caught! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jono recounts spotting Beauden Barrett at a local park and trying to get his attention, only for Beauden to gesture that he was on a call... despite no visible phone or earbuds. But when Producer Troy checks in with Beauden’s management, it turns out he has no memory of the interaction at all! Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show: (00:00) Ben's is confused why his teen refuses to push a supermarket trolley! (03:35) The world’s loudest man joins us and nearly breaks our equipment live on air (08:45) What Megan refuses to pay someone to do (12:50) Producer Grace sparks a Gen Z manners debate after hanging up on a manager mid-call... (26:10) Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumours and the “no gifts” dilemma (33:30) Jono's long-running court fine saga finally takes a twist (37:23) Megan’s husband attends a VERY cheeky cabaret… and the details are wild Join the Itty Bitty Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.