Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 5! This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 4! It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 3! It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the second episode of WHAM! Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 1! Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment. First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. ⁠Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we're featuring the award winning fiction podcast How I Died - big thanks to them for sponsoring Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica.  How I Died follows a coroner with a secret ability to speak to the dead. As bodies start piling up in the morgue, coroner and forensic pathologist Jon Spacer uses his ability to talk to the dead to help the local police solve the case-of-the-week, while also tracking down clues about a mysterious serial killer. It's like an X-Files-y police procedural that's both sinister and smart. How I Died has received nearly four million downloads over three seasons. The series has over 40 episodes already released and available to listen to, with a new season currently in production.You're about to hear the very first episode from their first season. You can find and listen to How I Died on any of your favourite podcast platforms. Our thanks to How I Died for sponsoring us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we would like to introduce a new murder mystery podcast: Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? follows amateur detective and reluctant true crime celebrity, Quinn. The story picks up a year after her sister's unsolved murder when Quinn finally gets her first big lead, which puts a target on her and everyone close to her.  The entire 8-episode first season is available to binge right now on all of the usual podcast platforms, and you can find more info on their website whothefkilled.com Our thanks to Who the Fuck Killed My Sister for their support. And now, sit back, strap in (if you're driving because you shouldn't drive without doing that) and listen to Who The Fuck Killed My Sister Chapter 1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season! Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded... ... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, Bernard here! And today Magenta and I would like to introduce you to another wonderful show from the Fable & Folly podcast network. It's called Sorry About The Murder - or rather "SAWRY ABOOT THE MRRDRR EH!" Alright, I won't do any more Canadian accents from now on. Anyway, Sorry About The Murder is a very Canadian murder mystery podcast, set in the perfect little town of Beavermont Ontario. That's really all you need to know - it's a wonderful cosy black comedy of a show, with lovely writing and a colourful cast of characters.  It's a sort of Garrison Keillor-ish Murder She Wrote. What a joy.  And given that a lot of it takes place in an ice rink, because, you know, Canada, It's also full of brilliant kitsch organ music which greatly appeals to me. And for Brits like us, it's a very interesting insight into what these small Canadian towns are like. I mean, minus the murder. Presumably. I don't know, actually. I get the impression it's not that common. Anyway, Season 1 is complete and out now, and it's very short - 8 episodes, 10-15 minutes long - so you could kill the whole thing in one sitting over a delicious poutine and a bottle of Stubbies beer.  Sorry About The Murder is available wherever you get your podcasts. And here is episode 1, entitled BONJOUR, BEAVERMOUNT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Head over to WHAM and listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a quick little update from Magenta & Bernard, who are using a very tortured metaphor to tell you that they have a NEW PODCAST! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can subscribe and hear the first episode right now. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Search for WHAM: We Have A Movie wherever you're listening to this! Or by tapping the link above and selecting your favourite podcast app. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024! Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books. If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next! And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard present the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next. Visit the Desert Skies website to subscribe on your podcast player of choice Our thanks to Desert Skies for their support! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents! Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes. Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network. Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then! Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure) Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community. Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order. Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine. - - - - - - - - - - Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew: Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta - - - - - - - - - - CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted Sound Design: Russ More Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subscribe to Magenta Presents now! Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event... We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED. Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too. Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Today, we're featuring INTRA QUEST, a quirky fantasy adventure podcast that Magenta and Bernard hope you enjoy. Subscribe to Intra Quest here! Read the Transcript www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta! Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric! Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th. Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon. But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed! www.fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to introduce another of the wonderful actual play shows on the Fable & Folly Network! The Call of Cthulu Mystery Program In The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, cinematic audio drama and live tabletop roleplaying coalesce into an occult radio play of unknowable horror and black comedy! Each series is a standalone tale, boldly exploring Lovecraftian lore in queer and uncanny ways. What dark deeds unfold on the streets of Arkham? And which unwitting souls – innocent or impure – will succumb to the maddening call… OF CTHULHU? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

www.fableandfolly.com/survey Greetings fans of audio fiction podcasts! Our friends at Fable & Folly would like to ask all listeners to fill out this short listener survey. It's 25 questions, takes 5 minutes or so, and it really helps both them and us. As a thank you, you'll get access to a wonderful swag-bag of free digital content from your favourite Fable & Folly shows, including Mockery Manor, Midnight Burger, Civilized, Unwell, Alba Salix... and us! Go to fableandfolly.com/survey to take part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment! But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters! That's it, really. Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans! Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story. Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard have the pleasure of introducing another of the fabulous Fable & Folly roster of podcasts - Dungeons and Drimbus, from Whimsic Productions. Super heroes? Ok. A gang of babies? ...sure. Wait, Shia LeBeouf? And WTF is a Drimbus? Using traditional D&D mechanics to tackle non-traditional scenarios, join our cast of professional idiots as they try to roll their way out of the most ridiculous situations. Subscribe to Dungeons and Drimbus on your preferred podcatcher here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream! They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head!  If you prefer, you can go and watch that live stream our Twitch profile - go to twitch.tv/longcatmedia, and you can see this episode in its full technicolour glory.  If you'd like to buy Magenta and Bernard a coffee, go to www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Pets. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sound. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sleep, and Ghost Stories. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Science. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Xmas Presents for Partners. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quick - they don't have long! A few words from Magenta and Bernard... Support this podcast

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast