Join the Matts on their weekly podcast as they offer commentary on music, movies, and the weirdest news stories they can find, along with the happenings of their lives and the lives of others.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The TechCurse magick controlling our world, Comforting thoughts and Matt's Mountainous Adventure.Weird News including Shots fired at the steakhouse, Spider meth, An Aquaman getaway for a landlover, Taking a stance with a kickstart approved monument, and a Mario level escape. Pride Month is coming, are you!?
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! Together they recall DonCon 2 : The Revenge.Weird News including The worst place to forget your phone, No one's Rocky down under, The spikes are real, A narc pet racoon, and A little kindness turn high speed.Happy TomCon 1 to all who celebrate.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt together they discuss the Upcoming DonCon2, Us, Bacon Bits and The Joy of Language.Weird News including Snap, Croc, & Pop at the Zoo, From the Pinnacle to the Pit, Dropped too many dimes, A God hates TikTok, and It's beautiful day to be free in the park. DonCon is upon us.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by outside hire Chris. Together they discuss Goodwill's confusion, The Late Papa, Chris' Texas Trip, And shows to come and go.Weird News including a Mistake that stuck, The licking flames of passion, A back-alley botched booty, From quicksand to quick love, and Passion cells on the rise.Keep going, it's getting warmer.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Validity of illegal parking, The loss of Les Binks, The chilling discovery of the Killing Machine, The DonCon2 lineup is locked in.Weird News including, Primate trades, A Bone bordello , A hot roadside assistance call, A McD's UFC, and a Profane parrot decompressed and returned to the ground.We hope the sun shines right where you want it.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The loss of Batman, Various levels of Scout funerals, DonCon updates, and Live music mysteries. Weird News including Suplexed for Christ, Fear tigers, An good cut/ bad snap, A huge index, and Botox isn't funny anymore.Keep thinking warm thoughts and get those bikini bods ready.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss What's in word, Mirror magick, Rick Moranis is still doing work on the side, and Reverse Indian In The Cupboard. Weird News including A pee deposit, Skeletons in the clubhouse, A monster under the bed, A Chief of destruction, A triple WIFI threat, and A man gets freed by a fire.Let's get warm out there.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The Tom Cruise stunt train, Our digital servants indoctrination begins, and the return to the season of fun.Weird News Troll-amputation, A Cheeto-zard sells out, A clean out surprise, A turtle TSA smuggler, and a Parking lot fight goes wrong.Happy B-DAY Deerdra
Send us a text In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the split screen phenomena, Matt quantum leaps into his latest Occult Sideshow, The Amish are no longer allowed near electricity, and the Box Demon's curse has spread.Weird News including A constrictive heist, Yesterdays toes tomorrows treasure, K9 pops back, ACME Tesla, and The sixth bullet always gets you. Don't try to just dodge 5.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt try to plug as many leaks in the sinking ship of a show as possible, along with discussing The Box Demon, DonCon II : the return, and the show never ends.Weird News including Nairobi's favorite Alabama export, A short getaway, Inflight entertainment, A crushing loss, Baby paperwork, and You don't need a full brain to have a family. It's nice not having to worry about snow anymore.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The fabric of religious space time, The mystery of our generation, the new Ghost album, and a new Occult Sideshow on the way!Weird News including Goodbye winter, A minor overreaction, A mortal flight, A problem clear as day, The fuzz is back, and Birth story to put Jesus (and all the dying and resurrecting solar sun sons).Do less at once. Just try it for 5 mins a day. 100% attention. One thing.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Maryland Melded Chris. Together they discuss the conclusion of the tractor saga, the loss of a true star, Chris's successful flight and the will to persevere. Weird News including a Cloudy sauna conundrum, A botched attempt to draw democratic sympathy, A shark selfie, Modern day Jonah, Shortsightedness of volcanic proportions, and A Louisville hang up.Chris said everything's going to be fine. So blame him if it gets worse.
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Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The new Dumpster fire incense from Wildberry, The P terrors, and The need for the USAWWE has never been more needed.Weird News including Carnivore Hands, Inept Babies, Japanese Robin Hood, Street Sets, Secondary Drive Bys and The greatest thing to happen to a lucky few since the worst.This episode is a legally binding document for one of the Matts
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Double Calorie Chris. Together they discuss one Nightmare after another and the trials and tribulation of performing.Weird News including That's no Moon, A paternity enigma, Door bell run down, A misfire traffic stop, and the worst Christmas story rip off.Stay warm.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Snowballz Chris. Together they discuss the frozen dumpster fire of reality, Chris' New Year, and The defeat of the tractor saga. Weird News including Shark meets broom, Soup Drops, Cartel Rats, Dead lady walkin', and A bird fights back takes life to get life. Keep your birds outside. Come to the show.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss Their future podcast squatter's rights in retro-fame, The plight of the former three handed, Rule 34 strikes again, and an Open show invitation to our alien visitors.Weird News including Robo-love, Unencumbered train rides, The nut-mobile rides again, Getting a nut one way or the other, and a Refresher on how MRI's work.Do what you love, but take it out before you go to the doctor.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss a new year, Chumming for Sharks, and The sad fate of the Holy Tamagotchi.Weird News including A thief's thief, A Sopping 14 hour flight, and The 2024 Orifice Report!Don't get creative, just order things meant to go in there (and come back out). xoxo Happy New Year bbs
Send us a textThe Incredible Two Headed Horror Show : The Substance (2024)
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss Alice Coopers excuses for being on the green, Brilliant parenting the moon pie way, The thousand masks of Matt and guerilla marketing .Weird News including Unnecessary justice, Lascivious Lawmen moonlighting, Chimney house arrest, VA VD, and Liquid Death goes unhinged.Merry New Beer, my babies. xoxo
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Portal Chris. Together they discuss 90's Games, Thanksgiving l'oronge, Darkest Dinner Secrets, Laser Beams.Weird News including Smelling like the High Life, An Orca's accessory, Death Valley defends it's title, Invisible Traffic, and A Leap for life.Who cares about the holidays? It's orifice report time 5 weeks to go.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Echo Through The Portal Chris. Together they discuss Chris' world of smoke and mirrors, Baja Blast Bread, Actor Hell and Ancient Aliens the game.Weird News including Pizza Goblins, Microscopic Pasta, A draft dodger, Papa Smurfs party favor and A titanic error. We're thankful for you.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss The circus coming to town, Mikey and Jakie, a New Jersey Friendsgiving, and Al Pacino wants to tell you a bunch of stories.Weird News including Pizza wine, An Onion of a tale, Have you seen these guy's drugs?, Another spider smuggler, and Grizzly insurance fraud.Buckle Up, and remember we'll be just as bad no matter who's in the white house.
Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt are joined by their lifelong friend, CJ! Together they learn of the greatest evil just outside the shadows, Bratty Billionaires and crazy tangents through the past.Weird News including Wave goodbye, Passionate farewells, Hot mistakes, A wild show, and Irony so deep it's divine. Buckle up folks, this one's dripping in nostalgia.
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Send us a textIn this episode Matt and Matt discuss Motorist mayhem, Netflix solves another one, The upcoming Prince Diamond show and Neighborly woes.Weird News including A fresh pie with a side of freshly grated pure Columbian cheese, Goodbye faster, Corncob TV strikes again, and A Halloween Costume Round Up.Remember, now is a totally socially acceptable time to dress however you want. Try being yourself for once. Catch me in full Hermes regalia.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Japanese game shows, Tentacle backpacks, and James LeBrie's Nightmare Theater. Weird News (FINALLY) including the Realest Realtors on the block, Mecha rights, A duel bundle of joy with neither as a twin, A short GTA run, A consent-insensitive house guest/ staff.There's always room for achieving your potential, let's go up for thirds over at the dessert bar. xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allsion! Together they recount DonCon year 1, Matt's birthday, Submissive nuptials, and tech woes.Buckle up
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by 8mm Chris together they discuss Chris's Honeymoon/Heat strokes & The Upcoming DonCon.Weird News including Mushrooms inside and out, Mexican meat, MRI Raid, A Private Bikini Beach, and Rat plan B.Find a cup and see how full it COULD be.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Various martial arts, Joe Rogan's Blood Juice, Monsters, and Occult confusion.Weird News including The charade is over, Homeward bound : People, A leak, A bunch of misfires and a sprinkler that could be used in a far more inventive way.Announce your spices as fighters in the ring when you cook to turn life into a fight that's a bit more entertaining.
In episode Matt and Matt discuss enduring the labors of a world without James Earl Jones, Going to the Moon, and bullet reinforcements.Weird News including Classic surgery mix-em-ups, Worked to death, A mascot of stupidity, It's God's fault again, and Asian Doppelgangers.If we had to go to space, we'd want you to come along.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Doctor Allison! Together they recount an eventful three weeks. Weddings, Meltdowns, Worlds colliding...We were the Weird NewsWe missed you so much. xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the delicate palate of Vampire Chris, Thomas Edison gets the spectral justice he deserves, The Parisian Olympics dumps on, The cost of entertainment, and sometimes celebrities tell you exactly who they are.Weird News including RFKjr vs Bear, A little too much pole to vault, A McBreak, 2024's Venus on a half shell, and Your margaritas need to stay in their conveyance.Ride On, babies.The end of the episode got messed up so we had to pull the audio from the stream
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The God Olympics, The dumpster fire burns on, and Matt demands variety.Weirds News including Bone-in Boneless Chicken, The Pole Assassin rises again, Wildwood earns it's name, Olympic love support, and A dip in the gentrified sewers.RIP Spyder boi you could have crawled anywhere except on me and you would have been fine.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Prince Diamond show, A challenger approaches, and the same old same old.Weird News including the return of the finger, A child rescuer of misappropriated funds, Fish Fun Facials, Don't snap the sad bear, and the RNC breaks Grindr again.Just be your gay robot self, baby. We love you regardless.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss their trip through Hell's VCR at VHS Fest, The sickle swings again, Weird News including Teacher gets an F, Target over shot their mark, A wild rescue, Leggos get busted up, and Kazaa is back (?)...Keep your chin up kid, that's how we keep an even tan.xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss VHS-FEST prep, #Juan reporter in the field, God's Pope Executioner, The Meal is served.Weird News including A snake bites a man and he bites back, A driverless car gets pulled over, Gerbils everywhere, Out on a technicality and on the run, and an online bully meets the real world.Be really really nice to people online and lock your doors at night.VHS FEST HERE WE COME
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Back to basics Chris. Together they discuss Human Adaptions, Space Horrors, Chris's check up, and The Escape of the Rich.Weird News including Judicial Jungle Creatures, Smiling Slime, A Drone Sniper, and an Ocular Invasion. Hold on to your hats. Stay proud my babies.
In this episode Matt and Matt lose the battle to technology , but thanks to the live stream the episode lives on. Who knows what they talked about, tune in and find out for yourself.Weird News including Dueling Porch Pirates, A mis-incineration, Riding the wave of dishonor, Another Robot member stands proud, and Chinese secrets at this years schoolastic book fair.Hopefully things are fixed now. (they never are)
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss JTDUI's, Keith David wants to save the youth but Steven Seagal won't let him, There's a hero in all of us, and The pyramids are still being built.Weird News including the Physics of Quick, A sea monster, The Toppling of a Top, A fragrant conclusion, Palpable irony, and Snake alimony. Stay cool all you hotties.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Facebook's judgement, The insanity of John McAfee, and a pedestrian pantomime.Weird News including The butts are back, Giraffe elevators, A GTFU, The Autobots suffer another loss, Only do one thing at a time, and Big Willie is frightened.Beware the heavy hand controlled by another.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Poison Chris. Together they discuss The beginning of another Pride month, The splitting of this American Life, Scientology vs. Russia and the Celebrity Smokescreen of waste is lowered.Weird News including a Jam-boree , God punishes another sinner, A felonious phone-a-friend, A surprise funeral, and Baltimore virals hit different. We have to make it through this together. Join Hands as we
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the next generation, Another plummet, Steven Seagull, Cuba Badding Sr., Is that you Steve Buscemi ?Weird News including The Curse of the Bear-ohs, A clerical chomp, 911 awry, Tom Sawyer lives, and Beer with a sting.Weather's crazy but I'm glad it's getting warmer at least.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison, together they discuss birthday plan, the upcoming Prince Diamond Show, Seal permeability, and No free rides.Weird News including Bankrupt Beans, Counterfeit panda pals, A double moose-traffic stop, A wedding and an incarceration, and Doug's lost in the snakes.36 is fine.
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In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the burden of suffering, A scathing Mouse Hunt movie review, The shrimp that sunk an empire, and The Incredible Two Headed Horror Show now brought to you by The Kickstart with Matt and Matt.Weird News including The cost of real estate hikes, A robber who's all balls and no stick, A grad quick draw, Nautical obfuscation, and The portal goes exactly where you think it will.Don't de-materialize your junk in the portal. If god made it that way you'd all be...
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the sound board superiority, Lawyer vs. lawyer, and Matt's show. Weird News including A double back dust devil, An interception at the baseball field, Belzebub in the closet, Ancient serpentine nightmares, and We're moving the show to Antarctica!Sometimes you really do just do it all for the _________...
In this episode Matt and Matt are letting the AI Overlords take a crack at our description.... Here is is : Ever wondered if your fitness routine could involve outsmarting robots or if sloths hold the secret to a stress-free life? Matt and Matt are at it again, turning laziness into an art form and considering the possibilities of a tech-infused future where workouts meet wackiness. We're not just loafing around, though; we're diving headfirst into the ethical quagmire that is our potential robot-run world. Plus, we share our candid thoughts on the finales of our favorite series and the art of letting go, all while sipping from the cup of hilarity that is "The Offer" and its dramatic portrayal of cinematic history.Grab your popcorn (or spilled hot dogs from Louisville's I-65), because we're bringing the weird, the wacky, and the downright bizarre straight to your ears. From nostalgic tales of lost friends to the unexpected career paths of priests on OnlyFans, we're leaving no stone unturned. Discover how a love of harmony fuels my creativity and join us as we navigate through the maze of modern morality, digital confessions, and the not-so-saintly scandals shaking up the sacred.Wrapping up, we don't just throw you a bouquet of laughs; we tie it with a ribbon of reflection on love, dedication, and the eccentricities of life. Our poetic musings on exclusive devotion are the cherry on top of this rollercoaster episode. So, if you're itching for a dose of humor with a side of heart, tune in for a session with Matt and Matt that promises to entertain, enlighten, and maybe even kickstart your week (on a Tuesday) with a smile. Human here, but not for long.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by BOTH Dr. Allison, and the Ghost of Chris-mas Past. Together they discuss Two G's Macin' several dinner adjustments with the Lost Boys, Chris' new home.Weird News including a Auto-alchoholism, Bigfoot's back, Interstellar COVID, Uncle's makin' a withdrawl, and Paying for pests.Someone's touchin my butt.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the end of an era, The addition to the show feed, Billy Joel Fury, and G Tom dates.Weird News including A human vending machine, A full undercarriage eclipse, Shipwreck vacation, A Fr.E.D.O.D. , A win through a miss, and A suspicious case of running out too early.SYLS FOREVER IN OUR HEARTZXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the shallow pool of fans we have to pull from, Putting the horse in horsehair plaster, Matt's recent show and Batman throws up again.Weird News including A shaky, delicate procedure, Zombie drugs, A Nasty ressssspatory infection, Human refuse, An explosive delivery, and A set closer to Goro. Enjoy the spring. While it lasts.
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