Join the Matts on their weekly podcast as they offer commentary on music, movies, and the weirdest news stories they can find, along with the happenings of their lives and the lives of others.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison. Together they discuss Anatomy of Goro, Matt's show, Animal powers and EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.Weird News including a Bovine Olive Garden, An airborne sausage roll , Bush beer man makes out like a bandit, A storage war lost, and the Winner/ Loser of the slapping championship. EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE and we're heading to crabtown
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Mortal Kombat Government takeover, Jax-lady-arms, and Matt's upcoming Blues's Clues show. Weird News including She Said there's a deer in the butcher shop, NY's Rat Mayor, A granny is too hot under the collar from a package overload, The Canadians call for all the wrong reasons, and America not to be outdone - calls for assistance on a burglary. I have to come clean. Mothman ate my entire ass at a Denny's I'm fine with it, but I had to say something.......................This and more, tonight at 9
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the New Year, Steven Seagal, and the Heavenly Challenges. Weird News including A Holiday mis-message, A dog toy mix-em-up, Sherlock Holmes is finally free, AND THE 2022 ORIFICE REPORT!Enjoy life like it's got a flared base. Fall on it in the shower.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the end (of 2022) Holiday movie reviews, struggles to persevere and the biggest Lebowski.Weird News including A WASP nightmare, A good idea keeps the cops near by, A winning Christmas gift, A buzzed "glitch" , ANOTHER batch of cops waste time, and Bobby D gets an uninvited guest.Slappy new year ya sexy animals. Keep slappin' em.
This episode marks the three hundredth time Matt and Matt have let you in on the conversations they'd be having anyway, even if you weren't there. In this new wade into the pool of conversation format Matt and Matt are joined by Chris. Together they discussWeird News including A monstrous linguistic clarification, Stolen seed, Cave man lies, An onion double feature, A bite off his nose to spite his swing, and a Holiday reading.God hates us, one and all.We love you, our podcast babies. Happy Cha Nookah.xoxoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the final episode of the 200's, The Secret Service Bushido Code, and The afterlife of all future peoples. Possibly.Weird News including the return of Bigfoot, The Drug Avengers, An accidental trip to a German sex club, A woman who knows how to keep her personal and business life separated, and A man so good at doing nothing he got put on TV.Just throw us in a volcano. Here's to another hundred.xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Zach the Coolest! Together they discussWeird News including Pennsylvania brings back a mythical deer, An Australian childhood, A collective middle finger to mermaids, and A Holiday list that will make you question consumerism. Roll it out, make it shout, that's the way it's .... spout?I dunno. two more till 300. We're running out of steam.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Party Crasher Chris. Together they discuss the Chris's White Lotus confusion, The Dolly Parton Water Cooler, Matt's sober rage and Judas Priest makes it to the Hall of Fame. Weird News including An unintentional foot bath, Pigs invade Delaware, A dare devil gets dumped, Jesus/Charles Manson stakes a claim in the beauty empire, and A cuddle bear regrets it's life. Growl now, Cry later. The world is ours?
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Tim Burton's World, Barbarian, Mercyful Fate show, A Doc of Religious proportions.Weird News including a Loser wearing a winners badge, A Smoking Marathon, Why disposable eyewear isn't optional, Smugglers try everything they can. Orange ya glad I didn't say DEA?
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the upcoming Mercyful Fate show, The end of Spooky Season, And Halloween has been Killed.Weird News including An upside-down masterpiece, A pretty little liar, Chef Robin Hood, Digital Dumpster Fires, The return of HH Holmes, and A ghost pirate gets another shot at some booty.It's barely there. Why not show them?Happy Halloween. All year.
In this episode Matt and Matt traverse the final yeez in the coffin, Hellraiser 2022, and a drop kick government. Weird News including A deep inspection, A fishy crash, Jazzy brain surgery, An ancient Doc stays alive, Attack bees attempt to thwart an eviction, and A crash-proof nightmare.Hide your kids, hide your wife or we'll all melt into this ...
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison and for the first time on the show DEERDRA!! Together they recap MonsterCon.Weird News including Street Sharks are back, Check mate for a chess champ, Trouser snakes, A formerly captive bull, A CGI nightmare, and Furry friends.Chroma-key my life.Goodnight to the true Queen.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined again by Zach the Coolest. Together they discuss elderly injuries that only become more frequent, how no body pours baby in a corner, Allison is the god of war, and a treasure from a Jurassic celebrity. Weird News including A bat homecoming dance, A sixteen foot bargain hunter, A sightless skateboarder, Another truck dumps it's pinata load all over a California highway, and Our Halloween costume guide. Tomorrow's just a day away and here you are without pants.and why aren't you? Pants are how THE MAN keeps you down man! You've gotta ....you.... well, anyway.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Flat As A Pancake Chris. Together they discuss the trials and tribulations of Dario Argento having three Moms, Pre-fast-forwarded movie, Adult Film director Chris, Nick Cage's skate-through career and Monster Con prep. Weird News including A Ninth Gate collection builds, A future home is invaided by Bezos drones, A painter is brought to justice, A missing person was here all along, Wiping up $11.8 million of cocaine, A racoon walks to a bar... , More spill and thrills across the U.S.Just go shopping on the highway.Monster-Con time baby.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Brendan Frasier's change of heart, the new Hellraiser, the repose of the Queen. Weird News including Strange dietary habits give a charge, A chess match suspected of going south, The President King is almost reinstated at DQ, The call of blood prevails, Her Majesty's wet T-shirt contest, and another round of the Ig Nobel awards. It's all about what you feel DEEEEP inside Ya know... the rumble.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Call of Duty : Q-Tip Warfare, Delusions of Smurf proportions, THE FORTHCOMING CLUE DOCUMENTARY, and a sequel of Titanic proportions. Weird News including Hong Kong Donkey Dongs, Shaq gets beat up by a little Russian guy, A fossil fisherman, A series of delicious accidents show The Day of Reckoning may have arrived including a delicious desert, and A Sly thawed nightmare.Frozen in time, still sinking and reaching for that Shaq ladder. Sinbad forever.
In this episode Matt and Matt talk about Tales From The Crypt, Mister Ice Cream Kid, Matt's Vacation, and the Ice T level of achievement, Weird News including An ostrich dry run, A spicy bunker, The future of embryonic reach, A scent straight from the perfumed garden, A 55,000 year old steak, Blind justice is brought to the race track , and The plane is the only thing this pilot wants in the air. Send em, receive em, love em, hate em, stop sending em to people who don't want em. Vacation, all I ever wanted.xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined again by Allison, together they discuss movies that should be left alone, the conversational equivalent of walking to Mordor. Weird News including A Bull in a bank shop, A lick of a dive bar on a hot day, A super slide to death, H.R. Giger pairs up with Doc Johnson and Dr. Scholes, A Renaissance recess, and a Papa travesty.Just break your tailbone to heal your inner child.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss a variety of drinks including Capri Sun, Liquid Death, and the FBI, As well as Dungeons & Dragons & Detectives. Weird News including A political bee, A Midsommar wanna be, Canine lotto nightmares, The Coffin Confessor, A baby bites back, and a Man who went full buns out on someone else's car. Consent. Flared Base. Smile on your face.If you don't, go some other place.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison ! Together they discuss peppers, squash, and cucumbers and Federal warrants, An interest in the new Predator movie, and why NO ONE HAS EVER OCCUPIED THE THIRD MIC.Weird News including a Spicy mistake, An arachnid arsonist, A loose wolf tries to run home, A double escapee is IN THE WRONG HOME, and A Florida woman wasn't ready to travel 95.STAY IN YOUR LANE!!and keep off the peppers.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Elliot Stabler : Eagle of America, Crime TV and Matt's Ocean Adventure. Weird News including Marauding Monkeys, Emu Justice, Alien Cats. Breaking Statues, A Key Piece of Evidence, and a Flaming Mistake. Double check you addresses. Tanned, Toned, Skinned and De-boned is where it's at for this Hoochie Saluchi Summer.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Paul Sorvino joining the other mobster dead, A papal apology, Sleep paralysis, And a million dollar (debt) idea. Weird News including a Hawaiian 7-Eleven samurai attack, A graveyard cup and ball game, Self aware robots stepping in, A reptilian homicide, Whale justice, Chess robots wins, and A vicar's vacuum . What do you wear over your lingerie? Might as well finish....
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! Together they discuss Matt's COVID journey, VHS Fest, Matt's property violation, and Jesus' Backstory. Weird News including An honest obituary, A displaced iguana, A Christian demolition of future possibilities, A doctors note gets over turned, A overpayment new life, A bigfoot summoning murder. Noodle with yourself, not with bigfoot. Or a friend if you want.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! Together they discuss The Staircase, An adult wedding ft. Alex Jones, and A loooong dive into the meta-future. Weird News including Alexa Lazarus moments, "The" gets caught, A bombshell of a kitchen ornament, Attack of the giant bacteria, A truckload of a fourth celebrations, and A German Burger King caters to Moms.Thanks Burger King. Are you ready IHOP?
In this Episode Matt and Matt discuss the virtue of lies, Santa vs. God, and Absentee fathersWeird News including A blazed bus driver, An unconventional family grows, A crustacean libation, A final sentiment, An out of place pet, A top dollar tape, And a robo husband.Little Batteries, like a watch battery.....
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Everything Everywhere All at Once, Civil War Pt 2, and Execution Diversity. Weird News including why you'll do well to remember an elephant never forgets, A sentient AI coverup, Ancient Salt Life, A pyro-pup, A courtroom cockroach invasion, and a Catfish of a discovery. Cockfish. Is that a thing?I bet it sucks.
In this episode Matt and Matt dive straight into pride month, Hotel Artemis, Kung Fu movies and Matt's bout with a stomach bug NOT food poisoning. Weird News including A brass section bear deterrent, A jumper who refused to stop, A set of park goers who begged to stop, A handy-coked rascal, The Uber left behind and Your Fathers Day shopping guide.It's pride month and we love every single one of you for who you are.For free.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the ins and outs of Detective Crashmore and Matt's birthday and the Wings of Hermes. Weird News including DolphinTalk, Jaws Justice, A SBC Lawsuit, Bad shoes for too much, A Japanese accounting snafu, A (wet) Dream job, and A Homicidal sheep is brought to justice. I don't know who you are, I don't know what I want, but what I do have is a vert wet pair of pants and I now know who you are.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined once again by Allison, together they discuss both the ethics of physics and the physics of ethics, Matt's video game review. Weird News including Arby's special sauce, An incensed couple sues their child over his, Another call answered by justice, A baby gets played in like a wrestler, An ingenious meal accessory, and The oldest man's darkest secrets. Read that again. He kept horrible secrets for two generations of your family's history and there he is smiling away. Like he doesn't have critical physical evidence under his hat.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Social Media Plagues, Jailbreakers, Cosmic Dawns and Karen Carpenter invades our minds. Weird News including An ass worth it's weight in gold, An extra pick-me-up along side your coffee, A modern genius of ingenuity, Time traveler forecasts, A Goodwill bust of historic proportions, and An update from a newly reassembled friend.May all your meat be caught and reused. Just don't take it to the Goodwill.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss An aromatic assessment, The greatest salesmen of nonsense, The Matts take a stand, and A Fang Around Conclusion. Weird News including A miracle marathon, A rural Canaanite relic reclamation, An blast of a souvenir, A classic dominating mix-em-up, and Magnetron steals everything we stole from him.Don't reprogram your microwaves kids. That much radiation isn't good for anyone.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by first time caller long time listener Allison! Together they discussWeird News including Explosive demands, A gasping dental procedure, A cellphone search and rescue, High honors for wedding-goers, and A primate comeback story.You thought it'd be funny, but now everyone is just Alex Jones.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the inevitable commercial future of our afterlife, space travel as a hive mind, and Grandpa Roomba.Weird News including a classic Easter mix-em-up, A monstrous explanation of Nessie, The emperor's OLD art, A relieving dedication , A heavenly headset, and A stellar catapult.If you see the Loch Ness Monster, run. Because that means he saw you first.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the deafening silence in wake of the loss of a legend, American Idols, and Studio 666. Weird News including Mike Tyson gets bit back, Grand theft oinko, The wrong serpentine belt, A blind record, Space meat, and UAP E.R.We believe you. Especially if you're a patreon supporter.
In this episode Matt and Matt RETURN! Together they discuss Matt's Dental nightmare, The time apart , and the slap heard round the world.Weird News including a Liquid tragedy , A beloved Japanese festicle, Tasty tales, The wrong way to do dishes, and Why sometimes dead is better...If you can't find a better way just wait.It's not worth the doctor visit.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's dental destiny, The ghost of a burn victim himself : Ken Burns, An ISO for a Brendan Frasier takeover, Matt's weird news clairvoyance, the low down on the deep state, And the ONLY site you've been waiting for.Weird News including A speed boat ditch glitch, A thief looking to put some heads together, Why some people should stay home, A top dollar cap, and A shanty slider.See, they used it right. (Ha yea right) (You know what they did in there)Wordle.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the disability discrepancy, the nature of space-time, and Wolverine side effects. Weird News including A bow smuggling cripple, Private time pods , A pipe laying marathon, A protein vending machine, and A cup of tea too much.Just let them go, don't try to get a second cup.Just go for them SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS ! SHOTS!
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss getting Notified of your Burns, important reviews, Murderville and Matt recalls the Ghost/Volbeat/Twin Temple show that kept us apart two weeks ago. Weird News including The ultimate betrayal by a guard who's ruined what he swore to protect, An infuriated caller dials the wrong city, A Thai slip of the tongue, An accidental Trump rally, and The revelation of a Thai secret. Honestly it's just good business sense to keep your patrons coming back. I think they would get far more business with some covert marketing....Either way, this blue marble is pretty cool.We can choose to make it better or worse.And now that we did this show it's your job to bring the debt back to zero. You're welcome.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The Equate alternate universe, The sinful nature of thoughts, and Corpse cannons. Weird News including A Florida man's GTA fantasy comes true , A mayoral mishap with iceholes, An apologetic burglar, French fry smell goods, and the oldest pub EVER meets it's demise.Get yo groove on. go. you. YES YOU! GO PLAY SOMETHING THAT GETS YOUR BODY MOVING AND FEEL ITI dunno.I love a Dorito, like one COVERED in red flavor dots)as the next guy BUT nothing tops the last crumbs with that sweet sweet Doritos Dust Heaven
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Mary Roach and the dead, The Prince Diamond Show and Funeral secrets. Weird News including Joe Rogan flip flops, The oldest fish gets a fresh fig, Domino's pays you!, A true crime stops a play crime, an Elon Musk shakedown , and A spoon man.Stay safe tonight kidsxoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the cutting edge physics of faster-than-light vampires, Anemic Dr. Matts, The women of Jeff Goldfinger Bezos, Jonah Hill's simultaneous states and Neil DeGrasse Tyson's role in the coming era. Weird News including A weekend pension at McBernies, Primate escapees are "accounted for", Dogs rescued by its hunger, A badger unintentionally becomes the next Indiana Jones, and The Kickstart Valentines Day Gift Guide!It's all about the dollars. And the good feelings.Treat yo self.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Titanic celebrity experiences, Italian movie star retirement plans, and the Ray Liotta sculpture that we all know we needed. Weird News including Canned cocaine gets caught, An inner ear bug, An after-math clean up mix up, A Lock down one-and-done, and A political pantsing attempt gone wrong.Living that good life, soaking up the sunlight, having a wonderful time.Don't over think it.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Jonathan Frakes' taunting, A perilous meeting of planes, trains, and automobiles, and Al Pacino's down time. Weird News including the North Korean origins of burritos, A failed horror movie plot escapes at a police stop, A Christmas lotto winner finishes school early (probably), FBI vs Pirates, Po-po-Go oh on! , and a WWII letter is finally delivered. Ya gotta pay to play, Ya gotta play to say, and when ya say it don't spray it. Give it one more chance. You'll go deeper this time. We believe in you.
In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the passing of Betty White, James Woods telescope, Batman guillotine, Movie review, and James Bond. Weird News including McExercise, A Slippery Slope Rescue, Deer Hunter : Revenge, Scruff McGruff steals some luggage, Alexa fails the babysitter exam, and An a fishy precipitation. This is just a note for me for laterIT'S ON THE LEASE!!
In this episode Matt and Matt traverse their 260th episode. Together they discuss Chris' pyramid body, Celebrity gossip, and a review of Don't Look Up.Weird News including a Minnesota finally gets a 68 year old letter finally arrives, A tasty Japanese TV , A masculine drug mule denies ownership of his payload and the moment you've all be waiting for : THE 2021 ORIFICE REPORT!Flared bases and a Happy New Year to you all! xoxo
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Christmas Chris. Together they discuss the horrors of Dick Van Dyke & Mary Poppins, The Fabulous Gemstones, and other media. Weird News including a duo of zebra's in the wrong neighborhood, An incarcerated treasure hunter, A 58ft bridge heist, An ancient giant bug, and TSA apparently doesn't accept women's undergarments as face masks. If you're going to do it wear a mask over it. Layers... layers are what it's all about.Merry Holidays, lovers.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Bad Blood Redo-Chris. Together they discuss hurling toward death, Ads for better shows, The Juice's diversification. Weird News including a Chinese man who keeps stealing money from his girlfriend, A gunshot victim with 70 cats, A Sicilian bishop is determined to kill Santa's capitalistic soul, A record cannibalized confection, and Ass artillery.Flared bases people.... No matter how big or small. FLARED. BASE.That being said, if you want to, put on your jungle hat and start the campaign.
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Miles the Video Star! Together they discuss how Christian Bale will get fat for you! Llama-geddon destroys our Amazon Search History, and Miles, game-creator extraordinaire, brings us a brand new game : How Many Nipples!? Weird News including A Hamms memorabilia collector shows off his collection, A sex toy company torpedoes a curling prequalifier for the Olympics, An Italian dentist tries to substitute a faux arm for a COVID card, and A Snake-burglar slithering his way to a Merry Christmas!Ho Ho Hoes EverywhereBuckle Up!
In this episode Matt and Matt talk about how Christmas is cancelled, The Revelation of Santaconda, Matt goes on about Midnight Mass, Wonderwall, and Hollywood Pandering. Weird News including The British Shining as patrons get snowed in, CA truck makes a money dump, A heart attack inducing win for a post-heart surgery patient, An Australian animal ban, and a Kickstart Gift Guide.PerfectenshlagBe Good For Goodness Snake
In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Bornless Chris. Together they discuss Money woes, Tactical indictments, The world falling to pieces and, you guessed it : curling. Weird News including Giant Nerf Guns, Giant joysticks, A solo divorce, and a Giant spider ready to pierce it's way into your heart.Happy Turkey DayEat something for us.