The Real Housewives of Bohemia

Last cast from the studio during pandemic times // RIP Bohemia Viva Bohemia

The Obama era. When did you become a woman. Betrayal. Getting ready for the world. Generation Crush Catalano.

Summertime Sadness / Summertime Gladness. Sheela. Lady Bird. James Franco. NYC soundbytes. Astro-Luv all over this piece.

Chunks and breaks. Vlogging. You better (be able to) run. No heels. I already hate everybody. Lady Bird. Gwyneth and Goop. Burn it down, for now and for always.

A season has passed. New York and Tennessee. It's all part of the therapy. Instagram poetry. Who's a poet? James Franco touched Shawn.

"Mansplaining Bohemia" Game Show and/or Spiritual Journey. bohemia &vs. housewifery. St. Teresa. James Franco. Interviewing for a new producer.

Lauren and Becca tackle that long-avoided topic on RHB: mothering in a white supremacist imperialist capitalist patriarchy.

Where is bohemia? What is bohemia? Is it adverbial? Space, place, and California.

Wild thinking. Thanks, Obama. Bushwick bar. Wood paneling. Perspective. The psyche of places. Singing voice. Disney princess. BFF. The swamp and the heights.

Becca's triumphant return to New York. New moon eclipse. Pull a goddess card. Water slide and other rides. RuPaul's Drag Race and The Golden Girls. Lauren's visions. Morgan Parker's "The Gospel of Jesus's Wife."

Galentine's Day, embraced. MKE's Day Without Latinos march. What's a meme? AWP. Audre Lorde.

The internet is magic. Distance ain't no thang. A post-James Franco world. Go local, go large. Assata's Prayer. #WomensMarch #Indivisible

How was your day. Party planning in the 90s. Stewpot. James Franco's preferred lifestyle. Astro Luv.

Electoral College. Self-care. Women's March. Pizza and bagels (in heaven). Moving. The end of nostalgia. The present moment.

Lauren's tattoos. Becca's book. 90s nostalgia leaves the heart.

Bucket lists and the fear thereof. My house, my street, my block. Changing our tune on Rosco's. Killing the mouse Kali wanted you to kill. Don't it always seem to go, you don't know what you got till it's gone? Except December 2016.

The desert. Compassion for all ways of coping. The gathering witches. Supermoon. Privilege. Grief. Wisconsin. Hill yeah.

The Real Housewives of Bohemia celebrate their 50th anniversary with a live studio audience!!!

Our first times in New York. Purging Rituals. Burn, Give, Throw. Hillary Clinton for President! Every woman thought it, and then.

High Priestess Patti Smith holds services at Congregation Beth Elohim. Lauren and Becca worship.

Reading. Patti Smith. M Train. 9/11. Cat Power. The Rockaways. Dreariness and dreaminess.

Becca's birthday. Bernadette Mayer's party. Two dollar bills. Brighton Beach. Dune buggy cops. Crossing guards. Stalkers. False alarms. "You little bitch." Cupcakes and streamers. We don't live in a shared reality.

Another lost episode. Father's Day. Dude Stuff. Dad Stuff. Public Space. Sports. Synchro. Astro-Luv feat. Full Moon and Summer Solstice.

We tried to talk about dude stuff we do, and it turned into the most angry-feminist show ever. tw #masculinitysofragile

Alleluia. All the retrogrades. New Moon. Catholic School. Liturgical Music. The Cloisters. Doejo voice. Sacred spaces turned profane.

Poetry? Improv? Cable-access TV? If you're gonna write a scholarly treatise about RHB, start here.

Lauren goes viral. Anaïs Nin. Mea Culpa. Astro-Luv: Eclipse Season + Equinox. 90s update on "irony," Wayne, and Terry.

The Oscars. Super Tuesday. There is no revolution in electoral politics. Techno-witches. James Franco commercials. Get well soon, Yoko Ono. Congratulations, Leo.

RIP David Bowie. Superfans out of the closet. New year, new you.

Yoko Ono changes lives. Lena Dunham foot-in-the-mouth. Blood and swords. Community and rebellion. Four deer in headlights. CD and mixtape culture.

Not feelin' it. Posted over a month later.

#depression #nostalgia #sadgirl #manicpixiedreamgirl #annesexton #sylviaplath #sarahsilverman #therapy #meds #lakeshorelimited

And NYC. And IDs. And nuns and SWAT teams.

Cat Power. Webster Hall. New York, NY. September 9, 2015.

Crown Heights Labor Day. Women's Labor Day. Our Labor Days. PhD Party Cake. Astro Luv : Eclipse. Carmelita Torres. Ellen Lesperance. Where to stand where to sit how to do how to be. Summer whites. 17.

Tablescape, Red Hot Chili Peppers, one-year anniversary, 30th anniversary, Lauren's mountain self, Destroyer, reading plans, 90s New York, fave movies

Clarifying James Franco, birthday vs. DCM rivals, Ask a Millennial, cider, selling out, Death Threat in '04, Throw It Into the Cauldron, 9/11 truther jokes

Summer solstice invocation, Starhawk, Gratitude, 2015, halfway points, Osho tarot, Neko Case, Margaret Nagle, commencement for everyone, Bexter's Boho Nonsense Hour

National Best Friends Day, One Million Dollar Bet, hummus, botox, mansplaining technology and meat, MAN ATTACK, #patriarchysensitive, The Moon, Austin's Sign, getting meta, binge-listen, long-form art project, jump around.

#cancun#boycrazy#musiccrazy#millennials#90s#selling out#mercuryrx#JamesFranco

Austin King (Milwaukee, WI) and Shawn Sebastian (Ames, IA), everyone.

the studio | internet fame | local fame | to-do: Cancun | stop taking Lauren so seriously | Millennials & 90s sarcasm | #itsgonnabemay #maythe4thbewithyou #cinco de cuatro | full moon in Scorpio

Miranda July, performance, girl (drink); immediate topics; surrogate human; reality show; Somebody app; life as performance; 1371 parties; 80s dating tips

Hillary, occult bookshop, pizza parlor, Starhawk, principal's office, nostalgia

Catholicism &vs. Wicca, spells, actualizing art, the artist chid, the internet

Pick a card, any card. Excedrin® commercial. Cher and Lelaina.

Target. Vicky's. B-Dubs. Teenage Dreams and Maturity at the Mall.

anger : hanger :: women : men

Miranda July and Lena Dunham at BAM. January 28, 2015.

Roe v. Wade, Sharon Olds's skirt, Young Feminist Lauren, Rock for Choice, the personal is political, NOW's youngest executive council, Becca's mom, Lauren's stories, North Shore Herald, Never Go Back

Scat attack, Back to the Future: 2015, memes and doxing, defining bohemianism and housewifery, mad smaht, Becca's dissertation, Joan Didion's packing list, and more