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Each episode we discuss with our guests true crimes they’ve committed in their crazy lives. We aim to be funny but do hear some wild stuff that is... sometimes out there. I gotta be like *frowny face* to that and try not to giggle.

True Criminals


    • Aug 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Runaways Mini episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 33:23


    Quick short episode where Keith and I talk about kids running away.   Thanks to Keith for helping out Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to everyone else for listening   If you like the show tell a friend If you don't like the show, tell a friend to listen and see what it is you don't like. If you'd like to share anything with us contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Stay Criminal  

    The Axe Man of New Orleans with Ryan Winters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2023 57:44


    This week on True Criminals Keith and I sat down with Ryan Winters to talk about his new book Wake the Devil   Ryan had a lot to say about New Orleans life and some of the criminal activity he has gotten up to in The Big Easy. He does actually call hamburgers steamed hams. It's wild. We also discussed running away and roof top jumping and just a silly little gabfest between three guys trying to make it in this crazy world. You can find Ryan's work on Amazon or wherever you get your books.   Thanks to Ryan for stopping by Thanks Keith for helping interview Thanks to Justin Wells for music and thank a you for a listening   If you have some crime you want to report to us for funzies, true.criminals.podcast or @criminalstrue. There's also truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com and you can find us on YouTube at UberNerdPrime. Until next time, stay criminal      

    Barbenheimer w/Richard Opper(heimer?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 55:56


    They said it couldn't be done but we did it. It wasn't right for the planet and it put us on a path to annihilation but we did it. We smashed up a review of Barbenheimer with an interview with the former Attorney General of Guam, Richard Opper. He has a crime-fiction book called The Body In The Barrel to promote and some crime to discuss. He sat down with Keith and I to talk about international crimes and the history of Guam and all sorts of stuff. Before that, Rachel and I break down "Whose The Real Criminal" in a review of both Barbie and Oppenheimer. If you think about it, it's very subtle, but I think the criminal is the same for both movies. Like books, check it out.   Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to Rachel and Keith for help Thanks to Richard Opper, check out his book The Body In The Barrel And thank you for listening   Check us out on socials at true.criminals.podcast or @CriminalsTrue  YouTube is UbernerdPrime truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Stay Criminal          

    Mini Ep About SAG-AFTRA and RFK Jr: Whose The Real Criminal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 22:13


    We were taking this week off because shit has just been too busy. But, it doesn't take much to sit down with Rachel and rant real quick about some of the real problems out there. So we sat down and rapped quickly about what a garbage person RFK Jr is turning out to be and the "real criminal" with the current strikes going on in Hollywood. Christians should start their own thing called Holy-Wood... well, there's a free idea for you. In the Greenwhich-Meantime, check out this ep. Hope you like it. Thanks for your support, please tell a friend and share, like, dance, and all of the above. We will be back next week with a guest interview.   Stay Criminal   Thanks to Rachel for sitting in with me Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to Ron Perlman for being badass and thank you again for listening

    The Final AI Segment For Now w/Morgan and The NuDis Colony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 79:52


    Alright, it's been a long trip but we're finally almost there again. This week we have a guest, Morgan, in the second segment. Morgan and I ChatGPT'd about the AI problem. I try to get some crime info from her but I fail. I do get close to the bottom of this AI biz that is popping up like whack-a-moles all over the place. I tried to make it sound like... I don't know. I'm just playing around when I edit. First we finish our talk with The NuDis Colony from the past few weeks. Brent and Ross really help us wrap up the series. Do we get an answer to who the real criminal is? I think we might. You'll have to check it out and see. Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to Morgan and The NudisColony for their input on this menace. Thanks to you for listening.  Contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com also at Ubernerdprime on YouTube   Thanks again and Stay Criminal    

    More Art Theft and AI Shit w/Scotty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 32:06


    Today we continue our talk about AI and art theft. We will wrap this series up next week. But for now, we will "rap" about it with some funky fresh beats. Check it out!   Thanks to Scotty Wolfenbarger for stopping by Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thank you for listening   Like us on socials and contact us truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com to share your stories about the crimes you've committed.    Stay Criminal

    Arson and Old Lace: A 4th of July mini episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 23:46


    Last week we ended in the middle of a story. Some would call that part one. The smart thing to do would be, follow that up with part two, thus completing the circuit. We're not gonna do that. We will be back next week with the rest of our discussion with The NuDis Colony and our Art Crimes discussion and delve even deeper into AI talk. We really get to the bottom of it. In the Greenwich Meantime, we put together a short little fun talk around fire, fireworks, and a small mess of non-sense. It was just for funzies. Hope you like it. You can contact us with your own stories or to just yell at us in general on socials at true.criminals.podcast or @CriminalsTrue and you can email us directly truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com  Thanks for listening. Thanks to Scotty and Keith for recording even if it didn't all make it. Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to the LA City bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And thank you again. STAY CRIMINAL    

    Art Theft and AI part 1 w/Astra the Dragon and The NuDis Colony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 65:21


    We've embarked on a journey of the mind as we dive deeper and deeper into the void. The vertical is forbidden and all is lost, and yet we go on. Prepare to die, in Spittlefield... Or just enjoy this weeks episode with guests Astra the Dragon and the NuDis Colony. Astra is an artist and musician out of DFW who talked with us for a bit about sex, drugs, and rock and roll theft. We are trying to suss out (I don't think I'm pronouncing or spelling that correctly) everything behind what is art and what it means to steal it. We also continue our weeks long chat with Brent and Ross from The NuDis Colony. They host a NuMetal Podcast wherever you find your favorite podcasts. As other musicians and artists themselves we go even deeper into this subject with no definitive answer. It's a deep and throbbing vein of a topic that only gets more intense the further we go in. Sit back in your favorite easy chair and enjoy this compact disc, after you burn it onto a compact disc. We will do our best to entertain.    Thanks to Astra the Dragon for talking with us and for providing music Thanks to Brent and Ross from The NuDis Colony for their input on this veiny subject and for having the highest T in the land. Thank you to my wife Rachel for her help   and thanks to you for listening. Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for all your criminal needs. Check out Astra with these links https://youtu.be/Wt1BNdAHHWY https://youtu.be/SK24SOPNfC4 https://youtu.be/Cf_VLMmbcV4 https://youtu.be/jChwDuLFk2o   Stay Criminal        

    Art Theft Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 18:19


    Today we have a mini episode to really tease out what we have planned over the next few weeks. Coming up we have several weeks of talk on art theft. We interview some guests and start a fresh series really opening up the subject of art theft. We go deep on AI art and intellectual property and who can own a tree. Some day we are gonna save humanity with our words and this podcast and it all starts here; here with this mini episode where we play a game of animal noise buzzers and parody guesses. The NuDis Colony is still here from last week, Keith stops by and tells us some thoughts on Paul's Boutique. ♪♫It's short and fun and really only here to pave the way for what's next to come♪♫. Check it out   Thanks to Kieth and dem Nudie Boys for stopping by. Thanks to Justin Wells for music and thank you for listening. Please rate and review, share with a friend. You can contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on socials at true.criminals.podcast Stay Safe, Stay Alive, Stay Criminal.        

    Marijuana is not a drug W/ Goodtimes Sally and The NuDis Colony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 65:32


    This week, we sit down with an anonymous guest to talk about her dabbles with a grow operation in Oklahoma and some other shananagans. Dem Nudie Boyz from the NuDis Colony podcast stop by to tell us about the time Brent got high and wigged out (He was hiding this story from us). And I designed some weed based trivia questions to test Scotty's knowledge. It was a blast recording all of this. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to Goodtimes Sally and the hosts from The NuDis Colony for stopping by. You can check out the NuDis Colony wherever you get your podcast and those who are in the know can find Goodtimes Sally. Check us out on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Thanks to Justin Wells for Music and thank to you for listening.

    Cancel Culture w/Steven Fisher from Let's Talk About Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 89:41


    Today we talk to friend of the pod, Steven Fisher, about the crimes he was willing to discuss. We also talk with him some about the topic for the episode. Rachel and I play a Cancel Culture game that sort of falls apart. And Keith and I continue the discussion that ties this episode together. We are going to do a multi episode series on the subject of cancel culture and really find out "Who is the real criminal". We've got crime big and small and it's all crammed into as small a package as I could get it into. Hope you like it.   Thanks to Rachel and Keith for helping with the episode Thanks to Steven Fisher from LTAS for guesting Thanks to you for listening   Tell a friend, share the episode, and if you want to reach out we can be found at true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for everything else.

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    Crime Writing and Inspiration w/Grand Theft Auto

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 64:33


    Back again. Talking about that GTA! Guest James Michel, author of Ice Rising, stops by to talk to us about breaking into an abandon building and about working in a prison. Check out James Michel's books where he weaves tales about crime and characters who go through it and come out the other side. Always remember, not all crimes are criminal. Stay True.   Thanks to James Michel for coming on the show Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for his help producing this episode Thanks to Justin Wells for Music Thanks to the Criminals out there for inspiring us Thanks to you the listener and if you are interested in telling us your story or being a guest contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on socials at true.criminals.podcast      

    Punch Out Pt1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 69:39


    We're back after a bit of a hiatus. All new interview with actually anonymous guest "Punch Out". Disguised voice and everything. TRIGGER WARNING: For some talk about self harm and some discussions on drugs that go a bit deeper than usual. We bleeped some stuff here because we're not actually out to teach people how to do potentially dangerous things. It's fun talk amongst friends. Hope you enjoy it!   Thanks for listening and tell a friend.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for helping host   Contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com and true.criminals.podcast everywhere else. 

    PMDD Crimes w/Backyard Wrestling 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 78:05


    Courtney Lewis from the Unladylike Lounge stops by to tell us tales with 12 inch knives and other hijinks. Arrested in her Hatchetman attire, Courtney spins a fun yarn full of Faygo and misdiagnosis. Scotty and I can't understand why Herschel Walker exists as a person and why the world is full of nonsense. Check it out and so much more. As in, check out so much more. Like, really explore the world you know. You deserve it.   Thanks for listening and thanks to Justin Wells for Music and J. Richland Anderson for editing.   Contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com  

    Mini Episode: Other Projects Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 46:42


    So, we didn't record specifically with a guest this week. Scotty and I have been working on a few other projects recently and we decided to tease them out with a mini episode. We made an audio skit with the guys from Lets Talk About Stuff and the NuDis Colony, as well as Sebastion from How Do I Rob This and TK from For The Love Of History. We also have a YouTube project where we review movies that don't exist and we share some of that here. Check out the Instagram for some of the visuals associated with that.   Contact us on IG or twitter at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Thanks to Brent Hibbard(Let's Talk About Stuff, NuDis Colony), Steven Fisher(Let's Talk About Stuff), Ross Licktieg(NuDis Colony), Sebastian Wei&bach(How Do I Rob This), and TK(For The Love Of History) Thanks to Justin Wells for music   Thanks to everyone listening

    Steal From The Banks, The Rich, The Investment Groups! W/Spy Vs Spy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 81:23


    This week we talk with the Robert Kerbeck who may be the greatest corporate spy. Robert gives us tales of hacking the rich and talks about he was temporarily friends with one of the most famous criminals of our time. It's a doozy. Check it out, tell a friend, and come and join us as we tumble further down the rabbit hole into the normal world of depravity. Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy it!   Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing Thanks again to you for listening   contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    Whose The Real Criminal Episode: Pretty Little Liars Original Sin Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 88:40


    Hey, we have been ill as of late and haven't been out there spreadin' the crime news like we want to. Here's a mini episode where Rachel and I review the new HBOmax series Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. It's fitting as we approach the Halloween season.  Trigger warning: This episode touches base on some touchy subject matter involving sexual assault and suicide, as does the show Pretty Little Liars. Mentioned in this episode is the story of Ken McElroy the bully who was killed by the people of his town because he sucked so bad. Couldn't think of his name at the time of recording and I promised it here. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Tell a friend and Thanks for listening.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout and Justin Wells for help with the show   Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com  

    An Interview w/Solid Snake Hiding Under A Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 65:23


    Hey! We're back with some more tales of misadventure. This week I attempted to interview Solid Snake Hiding Under A Box. Rachel and I gab a bit and she remembers some more crimes. The Former President makes Crime News, all this and much more. Come along and sing a song as we traverse the twisted path of the True Criminal.   Thanks for listening Tell a friend and subscribe. It helps us, it motivates us, it keeps the Crime True...   Thanks to: J. Richland Anderson for editing and producing Rachel Bookout for co-hosting Justin Wells for music   Follow us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or contact us truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com  

    I'd Love to Kill People w/Princess Toadstool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 68:37


    This week in True Criminals, we talk to Princess Toadstool (Meryl Klemow about how she likes watching bulls gore people and smearing shit on houses. We try to decipher how you can actually get your hands on a horde of dildo boxes and introduce a segment called "poo corner" (I think we've already introduced this segment before. It's where all conversations naturally end up). Meryl is a very funny lady and she really was eager to talk about the crimes she's committed.  Check out her sire https://www.precanceledinc.com/ Thanks for listening   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for editing Thanks to Justin Wells for help with music   Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Thanks again and tell a friend if you like the show. First rule of True Criminals is talk about True Criminals.

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    The Knowledge of Truck Nuts w/Skyrim

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 79:35


    We're back! This week we talk to guest Skyrim, also known as Chris from Chatty Geek Hidden Dragon. We talk about the fun little adventures into the criminal world he has had. We also talk about other stuff. Check it out. Lot of bingo dobbers, pole dance, and metal testicles...   Thanks for listening   Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com    Thanks to:  J. Richland Anderson And Justin Wells for help with the show. 

    Knife Fights and Shoot Outs w/Bad Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 74:27


    On today's episode we talk with Tom Antion from Screw The Commute about what amounts to a whole lot of bar fights. I went into this expecting a totally different guy than we got. Tom has done some crazy stuff in his life. Check out his show if you wanna learn about business stuffs but listen to him hear if you want to find out about fights in the middle of the airport and shooting at bikers. Check us out on social medias at true.criminals.podcast email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Let us know what you think or tells us what we're doing wrong. Join the criminal community!   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for co-hosting Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to everyone for listening.   Stay Criminal!

    Whose The Real Criminal Episode: Riverdale pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2022 99:41


    We conclude this little break with our second part review of the CW TV series Riverdale. I did complete the edit on this one. It was fun and we establish the real criminal. Some fun crime news in the intro, so check it out.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for help hosting thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to you for listening   Please follow us on socials and like everything, rate, review. All at true.criminals.podcast and you can DM us there or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    Whose The Real Criminal Episode: RIVERDALE pt1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 121:45


    This week we tackle the very special show of Riverdale. A show that is criminal in that it boggles the mind with it's non-sensory. It's a straight up nutso show that started off as a dark teen drama and spiraled into a wack-a-doodle mirage of magic and mayham. I don't know if anyone can explain what this show is, but we try to. This is part one in what will be at least 2 parts, with a third maybe further down the road. Hope you like it.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for researching Thanks to Justin Wells for music   Thanks for listening. Tell a friend and stay criminal   contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    Sex everywhere you look w/Tetris

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 76:02


    We're back with a new episode where we talk to Kate Wallinga from the Ignorance Was Bliss podcast. As a forensic psychologist Kate has learned how not to get busted in the crimes she commits. She's also a member of the mile-high-club. Listen for all the glorious fun as we break it all down. It's fun, it's criminal, check it out.   Thanks for listening and make sure you tell a friend if you like the show. Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com if you have a story you want to share or comment on any of the shenanigans' we get up to.    Thanks to Justin Wells and J. Richland Anderson  for help with the show. 

    The Pancakes and Booze Live Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 44:50


    Sorry for the delay. We recorded LIVE from Deep Ellum in Dallas at the Pancakes and Booze Art Show. It was a fun time where I spent too much money but learned some lessons on how to record in the field. We talk to 5 different guests and learn a little bit about life along the way. Come and join us as we spiral out of control in our first ever LIVE event. Thanks for listening.   Thanks to Ali C or ali4rftx_art on Instagram. Check out her work Thanks to The Pancakes and Booze Art Show Thanks to all the local artists and event attendees for providing authentic background noise. Thanks to Rachel Bookout and Justin Wells for help with the episode And thanks again to you the listener   STAY CRIMINAL!

    The Hash Parties w/ Omnipotus from WCW vs NWO: Revenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 61:43


    I hope you like hash or Tiffany Haddish. If you like either one you'll love this episode. It's chock full of crime from a regular person like you. Director and Producer Jeremy Norrie was like any of us. Earlier in life he was just trying to make an honest living and traveling the country, and sometimes the globe, judging and participating in Hash competitions. Then Shenanigans. He's climbed a school, he's shoplifted, and a whole host of other crimes, and he told us a lot of them. If any of that interests you, tell a friend to check this episode out and then check it out yourself. We had a blast and I hope you do to.    Thanks to Rachel Bookout for hosting Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thanks to you the listener for listening   Please rate and review. It costs nothing but does so much. Tell a friend and if you have a story to tell or just want to comment at us, true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for everything else. Thanks again   Stay Criminal

    The Great Kohl's Robbery w/Lara Croft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 75:15


    The title says it all. Guest Lara croft, Kayla from the True Crime Exposed podcast, comes on to tell us about her and what sounded like a gang once robbed a Kohl's. There's pipe bombs, the more meddling atop of schools and all the regular shenanigans. She was real fun to talk to and every topic we brought up it seemed it reminded her of a ticket she got at some point. Check it out.   If you have a story you want to share or correct us or talk in any way comment directly to us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com we'd love to hear from you.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for helping host Thanks to Justin Wells for music Thank you for listening   Stay Criminal!  

    Master Debaters w/ Toejam and Earl

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 103:00


    We find ourselves on a windy road filled with tangents and crime in our new episode with guests Ryan and Jacob from the Git Gud! Podcast. Scotty is confused about The Woman In The House Across The Street From The Girl In The Window. Therer's masterbation, street races, and wildlife talk. How we get from point A to whatever point we ended on, can't say. It was fun talking though, and isn't that what it's all about? Come with me, and you'll be in a criminal world field with imagination. Thanks for coming along. Thanks to J. Richland Anderson Thanks to Justin Wells And thanks to you the listeners.   Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com if you have a fun story you want to share or you want to correct us, or just call us fuckers. We love the feedback. Thanks again.

    Best Of Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 43:37


    We're wrapping up our first year of this thing. I've compiled a few clips from the first ten eps or so. If you haven't listened to the show before this might be a good example of what the show really is. We talk to regular people about the crimes THEY have committed. These aren't necessarily criminals or people you think of when you think of crime. It's your friends and neighbors. Some stories are jacked up, some are just funny, they're all true... we believe. It's been a fun time making this show-like-no-other-show and we look forward to the next year of it. Thanks for listening.   If you are interested in talking to us, telling your story, or just commenting we can be reached at true.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Thanks to: J. Richland Anderson  Rachel Bookout Scotty Wolfenbarger Dez Darznieks Justin Wells Ross Licktieg and anyone else who has guested, guest hosted or helped us in anyways (like friend of the show Brent Hibbard, who hosts the podcasts Let's Talk About Stuff and The NuDis Colony w/Ross Licktieg, and has helped us on numerous occasions). Thank you.    

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    Whose The Real Criminal: LOST Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 89:44


    We're back for another breakdown of something that should be criminal. The TV Series LOST. Scotty recently watched it from start to finish and he hated it. Find out why. We also discuss some criminal adjacent stuff. Follow me down this road for some laughs, some tears, and some fond memories as we explore this criminal world.   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression Thanks to you the listeners! Please share the episode and check out another one. If you have a story to share or just want to yell at us or correct something we said, contact us. True.criminals.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com for email. Thanks again. See you soon!

    Murder? w/Knuckles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 67:39


    This is a big one. So, we're about a year in. Hard to tell since we don't number shit here. That's for squares. What we do, is talk to mofo's who may or may not have been involved in homicide... in a funny way. Listen to this one and tell friends. We are not trying to bring people down with our show but really show how people come up despite situations that could or should have brought them down. It's uplifting, it's tear jerking, it's everything you want in a partner. Check it out!   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing Thanks to Rachel Bookout for being awesome and producing   Thanks to all the wonderful listeners who like us and subscibe and rate us five stars or are considering it. Love you all. Find us on true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminals@gmail.com directly via email. We want to hear how you hate us, how you love us, or anything at all. If I don't hear from you, I know we're in the matrix! This episode requires a response and only a machine wouldn't!

    The Many Crimes of Yoshi w/Blinky and Piston Honda

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 92:12


    Follow us down the rabbit hole as we are back with guest Brent Hibbard from Let's Talk About Stuff and NuDis Colony in an intervention style attack on his moral character. Stick around after for a Whose the Real Criminal review of the shitty movie Cerebus.   Thanks to Ross Licktieg and Rachel Bookout for help capturing that Pokemon   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his outro music Age of Aggression   And thanks to you the listener   Stay Criminal

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    Smuggling the Juice from Canada w/ Earthworm Jim

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 77:23


                  Blame Canada you say? Nay! Nay! Nay! Don't necessarily blame Canada for all the steroids that made their way into this country during the 90's. There is no way to prove that our guest smuggled all the steroids into the US from 92-96 and single handedly gave us all the action movies we love. If you say that, I will say, NAY! Not possible. But listen and find out what he is responsible for.   Thanks for listening. Please like and subscribe if you enjoyed and tell a friend. We are locally sourced and self funded. Gluten free and analgesic. We tried to be impossible but I don't know what that means. Just check us out and share. Thank you.   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro Thanks to Ross Licktieg for help producing.              

    Whose The Real Criminal: Pretty Little Liars Review Pt2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 83:16


    Oh my Young Jeezy! This is out of control. We wrap our Whose The Real Criminal episode where we break down the TV series Pretty Little Liars. We don't cover everything. I realized later we completely forgot about when that one guy accidentally cut his own head off. It's a wild show. Is it criminal that it exists? Listen and find out. We'll be back Thursday with another interview episode. If you have anything you want us to review or comments contact us directly on socials at true.criminals.podcast or truecriminaljailpod@gmail.com   Thanks for listening!   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro Thanks to Rachel Bookout for help producing   Stay Criminal!

    Whose The Real Criminal: The Pretty Little Liars Review Pt1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 100:45


    Uuuugh! Lots of secrets in this one. We try and dissect the 2010 TV series Pretty Little Liars. The show that attempted and maybe successfully normalized predatory behavior. One of us tries to tear it down, the other tries to build it up, and it's a confusing mess as we try and navigate our way through a confusing successful mess of a show. Who is the real criminal here? Check it out and let us know.   Thank you for listening. Let us know how you feel about the show and these special episodes. true.criminal.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com thanks again   Special thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression for our outro music Thanks to Rachel Bookout for help producing    

    Confederate Pokémon Monuments w/Sky

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 72:53


    We're back with one of the co-hosts from Your Worst Nightmare. We learn how to smuggle Sangria past the cops and how many shots it takes to blackout. A good time was had by all. You can check out Adde and her co-host Audrey on the Your Worst Nightmare podcast where they talk about true crime and the paranormal, available wherever you listen to podcasts.   Thanks for listening. If you want to yell at us or share anything you can find us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or email at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for co-hosting Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro  

    Whose The Real Criminal Mini Episode - Tales From The Hood 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 49:06


    In a mini episode today we discuss the movie Tales From The Hood 2. One of us thinks it's criminal this movie was even made. But it was. Check it out. There's a few mini stories in here as well as we try and figure out out who is the real criminal on some things. Let us know if you like this format, we may do others in the future. In 2 weeks we're going to review the TV series, Pretty Little Liars, as another attempt at discussing who might be the real criminal in pop culture or indy culture or whatever. Let us know. Are we right? Are we wrong? What percentage do I need in a 23 and me to sing along with Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta? Thanks for listening. Tell a friend and share where you can. Thanks   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson and Dez Darznieks for producing Thanks to Justin Wells for use of our outro music Age of Aggression and thanks to you.   Contact us at true.criminal.podcast on socials and at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com thanks again   Stay True, Stay Criminal

    The THC Experiment w/Lego Aragorn (David Nordquist)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 67:03


    This week we talk to David Nordquist, writer/director/star of The Rangers: Bloodstone, available on Amazon Prime. David, who I wanted to call Lego Legolas, tells us about shoplifting and staying high for 2 weeks straight. We talk to him a lot about what it was like to make a movie from scratch and how it all came about, but we still talk crime. Check it out!   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson and Des Darznieks for help producing Thanks to Rachel Bookout for guest hosting Thanks to Justin Wells for use of our outro music Age of Aggression3 and thanks to you the listener!   If you want to be on the show or have a story to tell, reach out, true.criminals.podcast on social media or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com we keep guests as anonymous as they'd like and we'd love to hear from you.

    Panty Vending Machines and Tentacle Porn w/Tanooki Mario

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 125:00


    It's a wild one today. Lot's of fun as we talk to Tanooki Mario about her adventures in Japan. There's drugs, there's Buddhist Temple invasions and sucker punching deer. One of the best "lines" ever! It'll be on our merch someday. Buckle up and enjoy the ride with another anonymous guest.   Thanks to guest host Ross Lickteig Thanks to J. Richland Anderson and Des Darznieks for help producing Thanks to Justin Wells for use of our outro Age of Aggression and thank to you the listener.   If you like the show please tell a friend. Share the episode. Contact us at true.criminals.podcast on social media and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com if you are interested in saying hi, correcting our misinformation or have a story to tell. Thank you thank you thank you, and until next time...

    Racing Cars and Signing Yards w/Call of Duty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 65:50


    This week in True Criminals history we talk to Scott Edwards under the handle, Call of Duty. He tells us about some crimes that sound like childhood fun but may have caused major property damage and I don't even think we acknowledge the theft involved. It was hilarious! Check it out.   If you like the show please tell a friend and like us on whatever podcast platform you use. Feel free to contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com Thank you so much for listening,   You can find Scott Edwards at https://scottscomedystuff.com/  check out his book 20 Questions Answered About Being a Stand-Up Comedian wherever you find books   Thanks to our guest Scott Edwards  Thanks to Des Darznieks and J. Richland Anderson for help producing the show Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his music Age of Aggression as our outro And thanks again to you the listener.

    Assault Is a Crime? W/ShyGuy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 82:51


    This week we have a fun little talk with Shy Guy from the Your Worst Nightmare podcast. She tells us fun stuff about assaulting people and being assaulted. We try very hard to get sponsored by Bombas socks and just talk about life in general. It's fun with a gun here at True Criminals! Check it out!   Thanks to Audrey from Your Worst Nightmare Thanks to J. Richland Anderson and Ross Lickteig for help with the show Special Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as out outro   And thanks for listening. If you like the show please tell a friend or share the episode. You can contact us on socials true.criminals.podcast or email truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com if you have a story to tell or just want to say hi. Thanks again.

    An Arsenal of Sex Toys w/Qix

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 77:59


    It's a new year and we're back with a new episode! We interview Bob Lament, AKA QIX, from Static Radio. Qix has quite a few crimes and he seemed like such a nice guy you almost don't notice them. They include, theft, insurance fraud I'm sure, harassment, vandalism, and some are linked to a myriad of sex toys! Sounds like a fun time? Join us and find out!   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson, Des Deznieks, and Rachel Bookout for help making the show   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro music   Thanks to everyone who listens. If you want to be a part of the show or tell us what we're doing wrong or communicate at all reach out at true.criminal.podcast on socials and truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com via email. Thanks again

    End of the Year Wrap-Up w/ Piston Honda and Lego Anakin Skywalker

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 114:35


    One final episode to close out the year. Join us as we talk about some of the "real" criminals out there and other nonsense. We're joined by two guests this week, Piston Honda and Lego Anakin Skywalker. We take a vote and find out if Ernest P. Worrell is sexy and as always we tell some crimes and stories that relate. It's not quite a countdown but there are definitely highlights from what has been possibly a better year, but that's up for debate. Thanks for listening this year and we hope to bring you more content and fun adventures as we roll into 2022. Have a Happy New Year from your favorite True Criminals!   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson, Des, Deznieks, Rachel Bookout, Ross Licktieg, and Scotty Wolfenbarger for their help on the show.   Thanks to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression as our outro   Thanks for listening and please click the like buttons, subscribe, tell friends, and spread the secret word that we're hear talking about the things we shouldn't. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!   Contact us: Social media - true.criminals.podcast email - truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    Thai Massage and Lady-Boys? w/ Donkey Kong

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 80:14


    In todays episode we talk with Nickolas Natali from the Nickolas Natali Show. It was a fun time where we we learn a tasty recipe for broccoli-hot dog stew. Nickolas teaches us how to live out of our car for like years I think. And, if the title made you feel like we're being un-PC, apparently we're not, but I haven't confirmed this. Listen and let us know.   Thanks to Rachel Bookout for her help hosting Thank you to Nickolas Natali for coming on the show Thanks to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression as our outro   and special thanks to all of you listeners. We appreciate the downloads and if you'd like to give us any feedback feel free to contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on socials under true.criminals.podcast.

    Preview: Let‘s Talk About Stuff ep. 227

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 5:10


    Hey, True Criminals! We guested on the Let's Talk About Stuff pod this week. Check out episode #227 where we review Christmas Evil. This is just a quick preview of some snippets from the audio we recorded and some we deleted. It was a real fun time and I hope you like it!   Thanks to Brent and Steven from Let's Talk About Stuff Check them out wherever you find your podcasts Thanks for listening and check us out later this week! 

    Too Old for High School Parties w/Qbert-too and Rygar

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 93:05


    We're back! And we've brought friends! It's the 2nd coming of a Qbert and he's brought an old NES platformer in the form of Rygar, a game so obscure you'll only recognize it looks like other classics if you google it. The hosts of the B3F podcast join us for some fun tales about when and when it's not appropriate to play Wonderwall and how to join the Greyhound Bus Club (not to be confused with the mile high club) without a partner. It's a fun return to not so much normalcy, but the crimes are still there. So sit down, strap up, plug a hole, and fall into the GAP as we spin some more yarns in the newest episode of TRUE CRIMINALS.   Thanks to our guests Joey and Steven from the B3F Podcast. You can find all their fun shenanigans' at https://www.b3fpodcast.com/ Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and editing the episode Thanks to Des Deznieks for her help with production Thanks to Rachel Bookout for Guest hosting.  And as always thanks to you the listener, for whom we do everything we do for. If you like the show please comment, like, tell a friend. It helps a lot and really let's us know we should keep going. Thanks again.     Contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on social medias under true.criminals.podcast  

    A Rush of F***** Up Memories w/Piston Honda

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 87:47


    We're Back! We've got an awesome bunch of disturbing stories with our guest Piston Honda. I don't know if this is a dark episode or maybe I'm too sensitive. We talk about urban exploring and why a young girl might have dentures, it's nuts! Check it out.    If you like what we're doing here, please tell a friend. We're doing our best to show the world that no one's perfect but that doesn't mean that we're bad people.   Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and editing this episode Thanks to Des Deznieks for her help producing behind the scenes Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro Thanks to you the listener. We're sharing this true material for your enjoyment even when it makes us uncomfortable to share. Please follow and share and rate where you can. Thank you   Contact us on social at true.criminals.podcast or email at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    Extras and Deleted Scenes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 36:04


    Under the weather so we put together a mini episode with lost audio and deleted scenes. The lost Intro and Outro from our original Out of This World episode, deleted audio from Dr. Mario, and lost outro audio for our Halloween special. So if you need homework those episodes are where this was originally recorded. We will be back next week with a new episode. Thanks for listening.   Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his music Age of Aggression as our outro. Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing. Contact us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or DM us on social media at true.criminals.podcast

    Get So Drunk You Can‘t Tell A Man From A Woman w/Princess Peach

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 92:31


    In this episode we have guest Princess Peach tell us some of the most innocent and fun crimes. She drugs her parents and teaches us all what the real Jewish holidays are. People get stabbed. It's fun. Guest host Blinky is back for a bit to help us out during our time of crisis. Check it all out. If you like the show please tell a friend and share the episode. Like us on socials and rate and review. Thank you for listening   Thanks to Guest Host Rachel Bookout Thanks to guest Princess Peach (Shaily Hakimian) Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and Des Deznieks for assisting in production Thanks to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression as our outro   True Criminals can be reached on socials at true.criminals.podcast or by email at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com. Thank you

    Spooky Criminals: A Halloween Edition w/Golden Eye and Blinky

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021 110:49


    Boo! A spooky special edition of our show is here as a holiday treat. We're releasing this on Mischief Night as maybe a soundtrack for all the True Criminals out there up to no good. We bring back two previous guests to tell some new crimes and a few spooky centric stories to bring out the Halloween vibes. Scotty is back on the mic and we hope you like it. Enjoy!   Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing content and to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro. Thank you for listening, please like and subscribe where ever you get your podcasts and rate 5 stars on apple. Contact us or comment on social media at true.criminals.podcast or email us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

    They‘ll Never Look Under The Sex Toys w/Navi

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 71:01


    In this episode we talk to guest Navi about another fun drug smuggle to Canada and the best ways to hide your treats when travelling. Scotty falls off the face of the earth so a previous guest has to fill in for our intro and outro. The world has officially turned upside down. If you like the show remember to share, like, subscribe and all that jazz. We really appreciate it it. Thanks for listening.   Thank you to Rachel Bookout for co-hosting the intro and outro this episode. Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing the epsiodes Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro True Criminals is Eric Bookout and Scotty Wolfenbarger Contact us on socials at true.criminals.podcast or email us at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com   Once again thank you for listening 

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