Chaz & AJ in the Morning

Howard Saffan, the owner and president of Bridgeport's Hartford HealthCare Amphitheater, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about six successful seasons of music and entertainment. Plus, how the artists that visit love the venue, and why nothing like it exists anywhere else in the country. 

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in their petty pet peeves, expecting complaints about parking, or baseball. Then, Liz called to rant about Neil Young, his fans, his songs, his voice, his clothes, and more. Photo credit: Reuters

Things to never buy used! Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their thoughts, suggestions and stories of items to just pony up and buy new. (0:00) Joe Carlone, a former a prison guard and corrections officer, was on the phone to talk with Chaz and AJ about death row, last meals and what prison life is truly like. (17:15)  In Dumb Ass News, a kid crashes his E-bike without ever hitting the brakes, directly into a metal fence. After the segment, Chaz and AJ took a call from Michelle, who was not mad, but just disappointed in the show. (30:34)  

Barry Bostwick was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," the genesis of the audience participation viewings, and what it was like to work opposite a young Susan Sarandon and with Tim Curry in his film debut.Photo credit: Dennis Parrington 

While discussing the greatest fast food items of all time, Chaz and AJ shared a fondness for the old school play place, and how clean everything used to feel. (0:00)Adulting 101: How to Change a Tire. Steve from Pitbull Motors was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to walk the Tribe through the process of correctly changing a tire. The Tribe called in their stories and lessons learned from changing flats as well. (11:58) Irene shared her story of changing a flat with her grandson, and the item she gave him to clean his hands of the tire grease and grime. (34:39) 

Chaz and AJ spoke with meteorologists, Joe Martucci from New Jersey and NY1's Max Tsaparis, about the damages around Cape May and throughout New York. Natalie Abatemarco also called to talk about her wedding, which still happened on Montauk this weekend, despite the high winds and rain downpours. Photo courtesy: Natalie Abatemarco

Every storm, Chaz and AJ see plenty of evidence of people seeking attention through their behavior. This past Nor'Easter was no different, as morons in kayaks were once again paddling through flooded streets. (0:00) In Oklahoma, a man was arrested for riding an electric scooter while completely naked. Chaz and AJ had the fulls news report, which included the hilarious interaction between the man and the arresting officer. (6:33)  Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to talk about the injury she sustained during the Nor'Easter, which actually had nothing to do with the storm. The Tribe called in to share their injuries and storm stories, as well. (15:00) In Dumb Ass News, Chaz took an opportunity to rant about the Cowboys and Dak Prescott losing, again. (27:30)  Chaz and AJ revisted the Axl moment from last week; from his silly-sounding isolated vocals, to Tribe member Dean's attempt to order in a similar voice at a drive-thru. (33:42) 

Chaz and AJ spoke with author Heather Joy to discuss The Weight of Air, her powerful memoir about life as a frontline respiratory therapist during COVID-19, surviving personal trauma, and finding a path toward healing. Heather shares her experiences with PTSD, mental health, resilience, and the hidden struggles often carried by those we call heroes. It's an honest, inspiring conversation about overcoming adversity, rebuilding after trauma, and finding hope when life feels impossible.Photo courtesy: Heather Joy

The very funny and "strikingly young" W. Kamau Bell stopped by the Chaz and AJ studio to share stories from his career, including how he got discovered by Chris Rock, why people keep mistaking him for Questlove, and what it was like winning Celebrity Jeopardy!Then it was time to put that trivia reputation on the line. Kamau squared off against the Tribe before fellow Jeopardy! contestant Lydia Sekscwnski joined the fun for a trivia showdown worthy of a Daily Double. 

AJ handled today's "On the Board" which focused on things that people over the age of 50 should know how to do. (0:00)We never know what to expect when we pick up the phone live on the air.. Today we met a party named Sally, who'd been up since 3:30 a.m., enjoyed a little wake-and-bake, and had one mission: explain why people, especially men, need to learn how to clean themselves properly.  What followed was a completely unexpected, wildly entertaining call. (20:53)In Dumbass News, a road rage story involving a jar of vegan mayo sent Chaz and AJ down memory lane, sharing their own road rage encounters. (30:00)Actor Dolph Lundgren joined Chaz and AJ to discuss his new memoir, Fights Worth Fighting: Finding Strength in Struggle, and the incredible journey that's taken him from a chemical engineering student in Sweden to one of Hollywood's most iconic action stars.  Dolph shared stories about coming to America, meeting Grace Jones, catching Michael Jackson at the Apollo during a legendary era in music, and landing the career-defining role of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. He also opened up about his battle with cancer, the challenges he's faced along the way, and the mindset that's helped him keep fighting through it all. (37:35)Commander Keith stopped by the studio wearing a shirt so distracting it immediately derailed the conversation.  Once everyone recovered from the shirt, Keith unveiled his annual list of the Top 5 Things He Can't Stand About Autumn, including vaping teens at festivals, pumpkin spice everything, and pretty much the entire concept of spooky season. Boo Humbug! (46:11)

Is AI about to change the world... or end it? AI expert Caitlin Yardley joined Chaz and AJ for a fascinating and sometimes unsettling conversation about the future of artificial intelligence, including why some experts believe it is a "race across a cliff" and why the next few years could be the most important in tech history.Caitlin shared insights from the recent Pro-Human Conference in Washington, D.C., where political rivals found rare common ground on AI concerns, discussed reports of AI companies expanding into areas like biology research, and explained why experts are warning that we're in a race to make sure technology develops safely. She also talked about The AI Doc, the new Netflix documentary featuring some of the world's leading AI minds, and why she believes there's still time for people to help shape what comes next.

A Florida man was given one simple task: take nine steps and say his ABCs during a DUI test. Easy, right? Not if you're aiming for the Dumbass News Hall of Fame. (0:00)Remember when turning 30 meant you could confidently navigate adulthood? Chaz and AJ discovered that's no longer a guarantee. Listeners called in with surprisingly basic things people should know how to do by age 30 but somehow never learned, from reading a paper map and addressing an envelope to ordering at a deli counter without looking like they're defusing a bomb. (7:38)Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik checked in with Chaz and AJ for a tour through rock history, concert chaos, and some of the wildest stories from his decades in the business. Jimmy discussed the latest buzz on a possible return of Ozzfest, looked back at the legendary first Farm Aid lineup, and recalled the time he somehow wound up in handcuffs at an AC/DC show. Things got even crazier when a conversation about rising country-rock stars Treaty Oak Revival and their beer-soaked crowds led Jimmy to tell the story of the biggest concert mess he's ever dealt with: a full-blown riot at a Rage Against the Machine and Wu-Tang Clan show. (16:19)

Today's list of tiny things that somehow trigger giant amounts of rage included tinted car windows, abandoned shopping carts, and everyone's favorite sidewalk menace: discarded floss picks.One caller had a theory that we're only noticing all the flossers now because of Chaz's legendary rant about them. Is it a real problem... or has Chaz accidentally started a floss-pick awareness campaign? Either way, listeners unloaded their most ridiculous grievances and proved that sometimes the smallest annoyances drive us the most insane.

A DoorDash delivery took a detour straight into Dumbass News when a hungry customer learned his driver had crashed before making the delivery. Instead of turning around, he grabbed his phone, filmed the scene surrounded by ambulances, and went searching for his food. Because apparently nothing says "hope everyone's okay" quite like, "Yeah, but where's my order?" (0:00)Think you're underpaid? You're probably not alone. Anthony Avallone from Reitman, Inc. stopped by the studio to break down the smartest way to ask for a raise, why presentation matters more than people realize, and the one thing you should never bring to a job interview unless you're trying not to get hired. Plus, listeners called in with their own workplace stories, including one hiring director who revealed she passed on an almost perfect candidate because of a single red flag---green actually. Turns out landing the job can come down to one small detail... and no, it's not a typo on a resume. (7:53)Dumbass News went high-tech today with New York City's new robo-toilets, futuristic public bathrooms that come with one very important feature: they kick you out after 10 minutes. (36:51)Attorney Joel Faxon joined Chaz and AJ to discuss a major development in the Waterbury captivity case, as the man known publicly as "S" has been granted access to confidential DCF records that could shed light on what state investigators knew and when they knew it.  Attorney Faxon explained what the newly released documents could mean for the case and why this latest ruling could be a significant step forward for the alleged victim. (45:18)

On today's show we found an isolated vocal track from a recent Axl Rose performance, and let's just say... hearing it without the band was an experience. Whatever changed over the years becomes painfully obvious when there's no band to hide behind.  The gang tried to pinpoint what's changed about Axl's voice over the years, leading to comparisons you won't find in any music review, including a proctology exam and getting kicked in the beans. Was it fair? Probably not. Was it hilarious? Absolutely. Plus, plenty of laughs, bad impressions, and one important message: Axl, if you're reading this, please still come on the show.Image Credit: REUTERS

On the Board asked for "Things That Help You Relax." Andre's answer immediately got the show off track, somehow leading to an unforgettable discussion about socks. The less we explain, the better. (0:00)What makes hearing someone get tasered so entertaining? Science may never have an answer, but this news story was an absolute delight. (4:12)Attorney John Ray joined the show to break down the latest twists in the seemingly never-ending Lindsay Clancy case. What started as a legal discussion quickly turned into a heated debate when a caller shared her thoughts, sparking some serious back-and-forth. (10:43)Retired Louisville Metro Police Officer Michael Arterburn joined Chaz and AJ with smart safety tips for college students living away from home for the first time. From common-sense street smarts to a surprisingly useful phone hack that completely caught Chaz off guard, Michael shared advice that could make life on campus a whole lot safer. Students and parents alike will want to hear this one. (28:58)A new Kiddie Fight Club story landed in Dumbass News, and somehow it got even dumber: the daycare workers were allegedly the ones running it. Not exactly what parents mean when they ask if their kids are being socialized. (43:04)

Mike and Mike, the movie guys from the “Mike, Mike and Oscar Podcast,” stopped by to talk about the fall movies they're most excited about — including one that actually surprised AND upset Chaz: I Play Rocky.  Plus, they reveal their picks for the most overrated actors in Hollywood.

Philadelphia journalist Leila Mitchell joined Chaz and AJ to break down the disturbing investigation surrounding the so-called “Olney House of Horrors,”  a Philadelphia home connected to a father-and-son duo, Raymond “R.C.” Horsch and his son Eugene. What investigators found has since grown into a massive missing-persons investigation: seven women have now been linked to the house, and police believe five of them are deceased based on images and videos recovered from the property.  Leila explained what police believe they've uncovered so far, what remains unknown, and why investigators are being extremely cautious about determining what happened inside the house — including the critical question of which disturbing scenes in the videos were staged and which may depict real crimes. (0:00)After the Olney House of Horrors discussion, Airline Jimmy called in with a story about a serial killer, but took so long setting up the story that Chaz started questioning whether there was actually a story at all. By the time Jimmy finally got to the point, Chaz was ready to become the next true-crime documentary. Then things took a turn: the serial killer discussion became a full-blown Connecticut vs. Long Island showdown. Who has more serial killers? Naturally, this required research, arguments, and absolutely no shortage of creepy Connecticut and Long Island history. (14:38)In Dumbass News, we played a clip of a woman who was genuinely shocked to discover that when you hit the “cash back” button at the supermarket, the money comes from YOUR bank account - not the supermarket's magical free-money fund. That opened the floodgates, with comedian Dan Shea and a few members of the Tribe calling in to share some of the dumbest things they've ever heard someone say. Some people really do walk among us. (27:14)During Stump the Chumps, 10-year-old Theo came ready to play and he had a clever question about tires that left Chaz, AJ, and the rest of the crew completely stumped. A great question, a hilarious answer, and a reminder that sometimes the youngest player in the room is the smartest one. (32:56)Photo Courtesy of Leila Mitchell 

Chaz and AJ spoke with Mark from Stamford, a bail bondsman, about the viral story of corruption from Connecticut. A former state budget director, Kosta Diamantis, was convicted in a federal bribery and extortion case, and decided to skip the court hearing to flee to Greece. So what happens to his bond, who is on the hook to pay it, and how would he be tracked down? Plus, one of the victims from the case, Tolland town manager Brian Foley was on the phone to explain what happens now from a law enforcement perspective.  Photo courtesy: Getty Images 

Chaz and AJ included a twist to the "On the Board" this morning, asking the Tribe to share any stories they have of the dumb things they've seen people doing while driving. From nudity, to eating with a fork and knife, and driving with animals on their laps. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, Chaz revisited an infamous 9-1-1 call he made after seeing an injured animal in the road. His wife, Jennifer was in studio to help remember the moment, which she was in the car for when it happened. (8:46) Chaz had a hard time sleeping recently, since Jennifer was snoring so loudly. He recorded some of what he was dealing with, and played it back for the Tribe. (15:54)  Sunday is "Wife Appreciation Day," so Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in and share the things they appreciate the most about their wives. They expected a lot of sarcasm, but were surprised to hear the Tribe taking the whole thing seriously. (23:04)  Commander Keith was in with his Top 5 from the week, which was a tough week for him. He shared with Chaz and AJ the top 5 angry emails he would like to send out, including anyone who was angry with Sydney Sweeney. (39:59)  

Attorney Ioannis Kaloidis spoke with Chaz and AJ, about representing the Waterbury step-mom, Kimberly Sullivan. Together, they have rejected two plea deals offered by the state, as she refuses to accept any deal that includes even one day in jail. Photo courtesy: Ioannis Kaloidis 

Comedian Adam Ferrara was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his shows coming to Governor's, the way he'd like to enjoy concerts in 2026, and the incredible welcoming gesture he received from firefighters while researching his role for "Rescue Me."  

Chaz and AJ took a call from Frank the truck driver, who says too many people are walking into the street looking at their cell phones, instead of looking at the street. (0:00) A crazy video of a plane falling apart, mid-air has gone viral. Chaz and AJ had the audio of the frantic passengers reacting to the cabin collapsing, and got a translation from a member of the Tribe. Plus, more calls about some of the worst turbulence the Tribe has endured. (5:30)  In Dumb Ass News, a singing pumpkin that has been sold as a children's toy, is upsetting parents for some of the adult-sounding lyrics. (17:15)  Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about Metallica adding dates, his thoughts on the implosion of the Ed Sheeran tour, and shared in infamous Axl Rose moment. Plus, the world's biggest Ian Anderson fan. (23:57) Photo credit: Reuters

Director Nigel Dick was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about working with Guns N Roses, Britney Spears, and navigating the insane star power of Band Aid. 

Yesterday, Chaz and AJ talked about the scream club of San Francisco, and weren't too impressed with the examples that were offered. Ruth, on her first attempt, provided a much more impressive scream, and that was revisited in Dumb Ass News this morning. (0:00) Chaz and AJ talked about the fatal news helicopter crash out of Los Angeles this morning, and took calls from the Tribe about their helicopter experiences. Scott talked about the military experience he had in the gunner seat of a helicopter, holding a 60-caliber weapon while sitting in a folding chair with no seatbelt. (8:13)  The Tribe was on the phone to share their Petty Pet Peeves about working as a repairman in homes, picking up cold food, and never-ending email responses. Plus, AJ finally gets to rant about the online news he reads. (23:24)  

Survivalist Kevin Estela was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share tips on how to navigate the seemingly inevitable A.I. wasteland that is rapidly approaching. What are the first things you should do when the bots turn off all the power?Photo credit: Kevin Estela 

To the shock of nearly everyone, a surprise documentary about Elizabeth Holmes was announced recently. The corresponding teaser-trailer is so insane, it has spawned countless memes in just a few days. Ryan Hancock was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to explain the whole timeline of events, introduce the players, and catch everyone up on the internet's response. (0:00)  Michael Nicosia has been called Long Island's George Costanza. He's back living at home with his parents, after losing his job, his girlfriend, and his car during a stretch of terrible bad luck. (12:05) In the immediate follow-up segment to Michael's call, Chaz and AJ wound up ranting about reality show people, even though they all really liked talking to him. (28:48)  The De-Flocking of Milford is still a fight for the community at large. Sarah Wood, one of the citizen organizers of the anti-Flock movement, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to explain why this technology is not to be trusted. (36:24) Photo credit: Michael Nicosia 

Chaz and AJ are still in disbelief of the AI attack on Hugging Face, and how nothing has been done to slow down the process. 

Jason Page was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Jets, Giants and Yankees having pretty impressive weekends. Plus, the influx of influencers at the US Open. (0:00)  On a recent thrifting trip, Heidi Voight found an unexpected item for sale, second-hand. She explained the discovery, and why she needed to wash her hands with santizing wipes shortly after. (11:25)  A grandmother recently won the lottery, for the second time, in Maryland. AJ is a life-long lottery player, who has never had a big win. The Tribe called in to share their biggest wins, including someone who snagged $100,000. (20:20)  

Paul Veneto, a retired flight attendant with United Airlines, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his big "push." Since 2020, he has pushed an airline drink cart along the path of one the planes, totaling more than 1,000 miles. (0:00) The Tribe called in to share their stories and memories from 9/11, including the folks they have lost. (19:46) The largest boat lift and sea evacuation in history, happened 9/11/2001. Chaz and AJ replayed an interview with Captain Vincent Ardolino, who was assissting the rescue that day aboard the Amberjack V. (28:46)  Author Angus Kress Gillespie wrote the book on how the World Trade Center was built. He was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the creative measures enacted to avoid some massive problems with building two skyscrapers next to each other. (35:35)  Bruce Blakeman was on the phone this morning as well, remembering his nephew who was killed during the attacks of 9/11 25 years ago. (55:02)  David Ferrugio lost his father when he was 12, because of the events of 9/11. David was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the podcast he hosts, which has attracted other children of folks who died during 9/11, and how they have dealt with that grief into adulthood. (1:01:13)  Bruce Stephan was in the North Tower on 9/11, and his wife, Joan, was in the South Tower. Bruce called Chaz and AJ to share the details of his job that day, the frantic escape he made, and the devastating uncertainty of trying to find his wife once he realized that both towers had been hit. (1:07:12) Retired FDNY Lieutenant Dave Russell was on the phone, live from the Bronx this morning, to recount his morning on 9/11. From commandeering a city bus, driving down the empty FDR drive, and seeing people covered in dust walking in the opposite direction. (1:25:47) Ricky Frassetti, President of the Nassau County Superior Officer's Association, was on this morning to talk to Chaz and AJ about how 9/11 has affected police recruitment in the 25 years since. (1:43:53) Robert O'Neill, the Navy SEAL who shot and killed Osama bin Laden, was on with Chaz and AJ years ago to talk about the events of the raid. From the memories of 9/11 as they flew to the site, to the unmistakble details that identified the compound as belonging to Osama bin Laden, and the conversation that took place on the helicopter as they left. (1:53:34)Photo credit: Reuters 

Lita Ford is coming to the Norwalk Oyster Festival, and was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about her career in rock. From her "boring" tour rider requests, to writing with Ozzy, and her belief that she was the trendsetter of not wearing pants on stage and in music videos.  Photo Credit: Teddy Allison

In Dumb Ass News, a woman skids across the street on her face, after wiping out while riding a mini bike. Chaz's wife, Jennifer called in to share her story of hitting the wall in garage after a similar incident. (0:00)  A man got more than he bargained for, after challenging his friend to hit him with a potato gun. The shot was pefectly between the legs, and brought him to the ground immediately. (5:08)  Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in and share the things they are celebrating this week. From the Patriots loss, to a 61st wedding anniversary, and getting meet their anonymous kidney donor, the Tribe really stepped it up. (10:45)  Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about last night's John Fogerty performance, and answered the Tribe's questions about Danzig, Slayer, and more. Plus, some no-so-fond memories of working with one of rock's most difficult stars. (35:10)  

Chaz and AJ spoke with Richard O'Lenick this morning about the viral story of his flight from Dallas to Newark. While in the air, a passenger began strangling the person next to him, when Richard and his co-worker, Juan, jumped in to intervene. Photo credit: Richard O'Lenick 

A Long Island teacher was sent the wrong delivery, discovering a box of bullets in an expected delivery of art supplies. The art supply company seems to be very well-known by teachers and the Tribe. (0:00) Comedian Brian Blackmore was handling today's "On the Board," about the creepiest things you see in your grandma's house. From old dolls, to the random nude painting prominently hanging on the wall. (15:11)  In Dumb Ass News, a kid argues with his dad on the doorbell cam, and was denied entry to the house until he answered some basic math questions. Chaz and AJ found a similarly-aged listener to answer the same questions with ease. (27:13)  The Tribe called in to share their Petty Pet Peeves. From traffic flow at green lights, poorly parked pickup trucks, and the co-workers who consistently throw the Excel spreadsheet into disarray. (32:51) 

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the things they used to do in school, that you can no longer get away with. From forcing lefties to use their right hand, to target shooting classes, and a good old fashioned punch to the face (if deserved.)  Photo credit: Getty Images

Chaz and AJ started the first show back from Labor Day Weekend, wondering if anyone is even happy today. The Tribe called in to ruin the bit by sharing all the ways they are happy with the show. (0:00)  Kat the "Lit Litigator" was back on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to help explain the jury deadlock of the Lindsay Clancy case. (12:45) In Dumb Ass News, the viral Staten Island lightning strike from last week, and a Tribe member's story of his wife getting hit while standing in their garage. (26:49) A Texas Sheriff thought the deer was dead, but as he went to check the animal it jumped up and scared the daylights out of him. (33:58) As kids go back to school, they are learning all kinds of things. These two girls were trying to learn about caterpillars and butterflies, but instead got a valuable lesson on death and grief. (38:56) 

Eric Hummel was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about all things hot dogs. From red hots, to bratwurst, and why the recipe has not changed at Hummel Bros. since 1933. 

Ruth's mom was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to do a review of her favorite movie, "Moonstruck." She estimated having seen it at least eight times this year. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a doctor woke up from a lucid dream to find a real bat trying to climb into her mouth. (10:12) Chaz and AJ challenged the Tribe to call in with their most incredible stories, to make us say, "Wow!" If you won the majority, you had a chance to win tickets, and the stories were all wildly different. From surviving motorcycle accidents, to a golden uterus, and smearing cream cheese in car door handles. (16:22)  Commander Keith was in studio to share his Top 5 things to rush to do before the summer ends. From perving on Sydney Sweeney, to painting nature, and random acts of kindness. (35:36)  

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about aging singers who still sound incredible, and answered the Tribe's questions about Triumph, Gene Simmons, and more. Plus, some awesome behind-the-scenes details from shows at Hartford's Dillon Stadium and the infamous Van Halen "Live Without a Net" recording at the New Haven Coliseum. 

While comparing the headline news about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, Chaz and AJ began to try and figure out the "rule of threes." AJ has some clear rules on how this is supposed to work. (0:00)  Kat "the Lit Litigator" was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the extremely fast court proceedings for Jed York, the 49ers owner and CEO. She explains why this whole deal speeding through in a day is actually not that weird. (10:05)  Kristen Cusato was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the motorcycle Poker Run for Alzheimer's research happening this weekend. (24:36)Sam Wilmot from the UK was on the phone live to talk about his viral bench ratings on social media (@ratethisbench). In his 7+ years of rating benches, he's only given one a perfect "10." Chaz was pretty frustrated with Sam's reasoning for the perfect score. (35:00)  Photo courtesy: Kat The Lit Litigator 

Chaz and AJ talked about the life and incredible career of Dolly Parton this morning, after learning of her death at the age of 80. Robby Bridges was fortunate enough to meet her once, and talked about the encounter, her legacy, and more.Photo credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ share the story of Tulsa's viral pooper. The man has been wearing only a thong, shower cap, and face mask with the mouth cut out. (0:00) After it was suggested by a Tribe member, Chaz and AJ introduced "Knife Wound Wednesday" this morning. Plenty of calls, all by men, about their wounds from hunting knives, kitanas, or cheaply-made plastic tools. (6:10)  Two good ones in Dumb Ass News, a realistic re-enactment of Chaz getting high from a single hit, and an Australian man who is losing to a bird diving at his head. (14:32)  Another round of Petty Pet Peeves from the Tribe, covering everything from upcharges at the drive thru, to unnecessary slow-downs on the road, and uncomfortable moaning sounds in the public bathroom. (19:24) 

After reading about the owner of the 49ers being arrested for paying $140 for an encounter with a prostitute, Chaz and AJ wanted to know more about how the whole process works. After some tips from the Tribe about websites that can start the conversation, Ruth began texting with someone, hoping to land a radio interview. Plus, some Tribe stories from a guy who admitted to spending approximately $10,000 a year on such meetings. 

In Dumb Ass News, a woman in NYC learns the hardest lesson about flip-flops on the sidewalks of NYC. (0:00)Chaz recently was reminded that he can no longer smoke weed like he used to. His wife, Jennifer was on the phone to share the details of his mental breakdown after just a single hit from a joint. (5:27) Batso was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his 93rd birthday celebration, in which he'll be pulling an antique car as old as he is with his neck. (23:03)  

Heidi Voight joined Chaz and AJ in the studio to talk about thrill-seeking influencers risking life and limb for the perfect shark selfie. And, shockingly, getting way too close to sharks sometimes ends with getting BITTEN. Who could have seen that coming? Then, Brian Foley called in with one of the craziest inmate stories we've ever heard: two prisoners managed to conceive a child without any physical contact. The bizarre plan involved Saran Wrap, a yeast infection applicator, and a level of determination that is truly hard to comprehend.

Ryan King from Black Rock Bait & Tackle in Bridgeport joined us to talk about the upcoming Greatest Bluefish on Earth tournament—and what it was like opening a brand-new bait shop in March 2020, just as the entire world was shutting down. (0:00)The Tribe called in with stories about the times they got WAY too high. Bad decisions, weird behavior, and the moment they realized they had officially overdone it. (8:35)Christine from CT Horrorfest joined us to talk about the massive horror convention and why the genre is thriving while Hollywood keeps recycling the same tired reboots. Plus, we got two recommendations for fans of gloriously bad movies. (25:08)Commander Keith had five questions designed to determine just how gross a person really is. Chaz, AJ, and Ruth took the test—now you can find out who's the biggest disgusting human in the room. (33:36)

LiveNation's Jimmy Koplik joined Chaz and AJ with the scoop on the just-announced Willie Nelson and Neil Young show at the Hartford HealthCare Amphitheater! Jimmy also heard a great story from a listener whose son scored an A+ on a school paper thanks to Jimmy, and then took on questions from the Tribe about concerts, artists, and some of the best stories from his legendary career.

The news of the morning: the ongoing debate over Flock cameras, growing concerns over e-bike safety, and Taco Bell bringing back some fan-favorite menu items. (0:00)Big Mike took over “On the Board” duties from the Shark's Long Island studio. Today's question got a little NSFW: What's the first movie you remember seeing nudity in? (10:59)It's the Chaz and AJ Wedding Workshop! Chaz and AJ talked with co-worker Dawn, who has two children getting married within the next year. The Tribe called in with their own wedding stories, advice for a happy marriage, and plenty of lessons about what NOT to do. (29:29)The wedding talk continued with professional wedding planner Eileen Smith of Eileen Smith Events,who shared the realities of planning a wedding, offered advice on tackling the guest list, and walked Chaz and AJ through some of the traditions that are changing. Chaz was especially shocked to discover one wedding tradition is apparently no longer a thing! (43:06)

Star, a former strip club hostess, joined Chaz and AJ with wild stories from behind the velvet rope — including girls bringing their moms to check out clubs before they went to work there. Listeners had stories too, including a meeting with adult film star Gina Lynn and one guy's genius solution for covering up the smell after a lap dance: McDonald's French fries!  Photo Credit: REUTERS

A prehistoric shark tooth found on a New Jersey beach gives us a clue about just how HUGE these ancient predators were — can you guess the size? Plus, “Whimsical Wayne” called in with some ZZ Top trivia as Chaz and AJ paid tribute to drummer Frank Beard, who passed away yesterday. (0:00)A toddler refused to buckle up, stood in their seat, and caused an entire flight to turn around and cancel — stranding everyone until the next day. So what's the appropriate punishment? Chaz and AJ's child-hating experts AJ and Ruth weigh in. (10:12)Live Nation concert legend Jimmy Koplik called in to talk about ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard's passing, the band's decision to continue their tour, and some great stories from his years working with the band. Jimmy also had more details on the just-announced Willie Nelson and Neil Young show at the Hartford HealthCare Amphitheater in Bridgeport on September 22 — including the password for tomorrow's presale! (17:22)Chaz and AJ spoke with John Mazzei, the shoeless runner who has completed SIX marathons completely barefoot! Why does he do it, how does he train, and what does running 26.2 miles with nothing between your feet and the pavement actually feel like? (27:14)It was another therapeutic session as Chaz and AJ invited the Tribe to vent about the little things that drive them absolutely INSANE — from loud mufflers and unanswered texts to sticks of butter and the way shorter men act around taller women. And somehow, AJ STILL didn't get a chance to share his own petty pet peeve… maybe next week! (33:26)Comedian TJ Miller called in while he was in town for a show and got into everything from mechanical bulls to peanut butter to why he no longer plays a booger. And, of course, TJ busted out one of his famous voices! (48:32)

Chaz and AJ spoke with John DeCuffa Sr., owner & operator of Jack's Bait & Tackle in City Island, Bronx — and it was a surprise appearance! The interview had originally been scheduled with his son, John Jr., but John Sr. ended up on the air without knowing he was going to be interviewed.John shared the incredible history of the family business, which has been serving fishermen since 1945. The shop was founded on City Island by John's grandfather, Jack, shortly after Jack returned home from serving as a Marine in World War II.  John also talked about the history of the Bluefish Tournament, including some of the wild attempts fishermen have made over the years to cheat and gain an advantage. Looking ahead, John discussed his plans for retirement and the next chapter for Jack's Bait & Tackle. His sons are preparing to take over the family business, continuing a tradition that has lasted for generations and nearly eight decades.