Connecticut’s #1 Morning Show. Heard on 99.1 PLR. Hosts Chaz and AJ lead you through interviews, current events, and Dumb Ass News. Come here for a recap of the biggest stories of the day in Connecticut and pop culture.

Chaz and AJ sent Big Mike to Nappi's Nook this morning, for an official attempt at their pancake challenge. The whole thing was live on the air, while streaming on social media, so everyone could follow along. Despite a strong start, Big Mike's choice of beverage may have been the reason he ultimately ran out of time.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ played audio of a sick horse finding relief through a massive fart. (0:00) Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to address the Rolling Stones not touring, Pearl Jam's future plans, and memories of concerts where things were thrown on stage. (4:11)CT's DOT Commissioner Garrett Eucalitto was in studio with Chaz and AJ to explain why construction is always happening when you're driving. Plus, calls from the Tribe about lights on the highway, a walking bridge snafu, and who is in charge of all the new traffic cameras. (29:18)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Big Mike from Long Island this morning, who is preparing to take on the viral pancake challenge sweeping across Long Island. With only 18 minutes on the clock, diners are asked to consume four massive pancakes, totalling some 3,000 calories. Steve Nappi, of "Nappi's Nook" was on to talk about their food, and the successful challengers they've had come through. Photo Credit: Steve Nappi

A good reason to limit road rage, is the terrifying weapons people keep in their cars. You just never know what you'll be up against, as Chaz and AJ took calls from the Tribe about the weapons they keep for protection. (0:00) GnarSasquatch is an online gamer and streamer, who was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his home-built helicopter rig. He's had several viral clips of rescuing other gamers with his in-game flying skills, made all the more impressive by his sophisticated home-built helicopter rig. (11:58) In Dumb Ass News, a "Karen" in Florida picked a fight with boys who were out fishing, then got into an argument with their grandfather. (20:52) Round 2 of weapons in the car, as more female Tribe members called in to talk about the things they have to protect themselves in case of a face-to-face confrontation. (26:31) A follow-up to the "Karen" from an earlier Dumb Ass News, as her screams were put to music. Chaz and AJ also tried to identify the clip that sounds most like her scream, and pulled out an old clip from a Presidential candidate years ago. (37:36)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Frankie from Pat's King of Steaks in Philadelphia, the originator of the Philly cheesesteak. Frankie made a bet with Luis at Dario's in Long Island to make food for Knicks fans, after NY swept the 76ers.

In Dumb Ass News, a nudist resort has been overrun by swingers. (0:00) A school bus was hit by a pickup truck, when the driver failed to hit the brakes thanks to distracted driving. The driver needed to the Jaws of Life to be removed from the wreck, and thankfully everyone survived the incident. (6:19) Opus was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing a story about the time he was caught stealing some music. He tried to shove the tape into his Spandex pants, and was then locked in a dog cage. (17:58) In Dumb Ass News, an Amazon driver was caught on camera urinating in a customer's driveway. The Tribe called to share their stories of "painting the deck" when nature calls on a job site. (22:11) What's annoying you? Chaz and AJ let the Tribe call in to vent about anything they've been frustrated with this week. (29:03)Bobby Farrelly, of the Farrelly Brothers, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his new movie, "Driver's Ed." AJ has seen it, and gave a very AJ description of the movie, then Bobby talked about working with Jim Carrey during his huge breakout year. (42:11)

Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines (to men only) for the Tribe to call in and make complaints in a safe space about their wives.

Can Mike Vrabel's job survive the Dianna Russini controversy? Is there any truth to the sex slave allegations from JP Morgan scandal? Attorney Michael Elkins was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share how he would advise folks in these situations to move forward. (0:00) A doctor's finger may have saved a patient's heart troubles. In Dumb Ass News, a finger in the butt may have saved a life. (9:16) A patient shocked surgeons when they discovered a shell of a World War One explosive lodged in his rectum. (15:13) Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their stories of surviving being hit by a car. Jesse the engineer was on to share why wearing a helmet is always a good idea, as he would have died without his. (19:29) The Milford Oyster Fest is in the house! Chaz and AJ wecolmed Jay and Ila in studio to talk about Mike Delguidice headlining this summer. (39:23)Photo credit: Reuters

Chaz and AJ spoke with Scot Haney about the weekend, and got a classic mom story from Jennifer. Plus, the Tribe called in their stories of mom, highlighting some incredible women.

Attorney David Raimondo was successfully able to bring down traffic cameras in Long Island. Chaz and AJ spoke with him this morning, hoping to replicate that success in Connecticut, now that Chaz has been snagged more than once from traffic cameras. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, audio of a Karen continuing to scream at a driver after she kicked his Corvette at the gas station. (10:35) Commander Keith is picking up his daughter from her first year at college today, but he doesn't sound too happy about it. He shared the Top 5 things he learned about freshmen year, including all the extra money he spends that no one tells you about. (15:00)

Chaz and AJ welcomed Tom Cantone this morning, and surprised him by keeping Jimmy Koplik on live. Tom is set to retire after 50-plus years of booking entertainment, most recently through the Mohegan Sun Arena.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio of a police seach, uncovering alcohol in a Happy Meal bag. Plus, a Tribe member shared a story about drinking out of a colostomy bag. (0:00) After two days of rants, Chaz and AJ realized Long Island might have had the answer all along. Turns out speed cameras have successfully been removed after a giant, public backlash. (6:15)Chaz and AJ immediately loved this crossing guard, who is going viral for his interview with the local news in Philadelphia after a car accident. The stolen truck flipped into a playground, he saved a child, and then spoke to cameras while eating an ice cream cone the entire time. (18:06) Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney releasing new music, while some recently announced tours have been canceled. (25:52)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their life experience advice to graduates, who will soon be entering their fields of work. Anthony Avallone was in studio to help phrase the advice more professionally, and comedian Paul Virzi shared his success story from living room comedy to Madison Square Garden.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ wanted to talk about a failed prom-posal, when teammates misspelled the word "prom." It took a little longer to get to the story, when Chaz mispronounced the word "hilariously." (0:00) In honor of National Nurse's Day, Chaz brought on his wife, Jennifer to thank her. In response, she brought up his flub from earlier in the show. (7:10) Cassie Crofts is a Private Investigator, and was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share the different signs of cheaters for men and women. Plus, an insane story from a Tribe member, who got revenge on a cheating spouse. (13:25) The traffic camera rant continues, as Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines to the Tribe about the issue. (26:31)Why would you want to pull a car with your penis? If that was insane enough, this guy also decided to light himself on fire while doing it. (46:49)

Chaz and AJ asked Tribe member Emma to handle the board today, of the most common "momisms." The phrases and comebacks all moms seem to come armed with to every disagreement or learning moment.

Chaz and AJ talked about a cat that made headlines for swallowing 26 hair ties. The Tribe then called in with their pet surgeries and emergencies, and the surprising cost of some procedures. (0:00) Comedian Emily Siero took an opportunity to bitch about feeling guilted into buying a Mother's Day gift for her sister. (12:18) A food delivery driver took and posted pictures of a naked customer, and wound up indicted on felony charges for the incident. The Tribe called in their customer experiences, about so many naked people. (16:01)Chaz has recently been ticketed in Beacon Falls, thanks to the town's new speed cameras. He feels very strongly against the placement of the camera, and the money-grab they represent for law makers. (34:50)

Chaz and AJ offered to open the phone lines for married men, who want to complain without a fight. Some of these arguments have been continuous for years, and now the Tribe has a place to air these grievances without judgement.

Spirit Airline is dead, and a man in Ohio survives a decapitation. After the accident and recovery, his eyes are crossed, which Chaz and AJ debated how best to speak with someone with a lazy or floating eye. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a little more about the Ohio man who survived a decapitation. His voice was also affected, which reminded Chaz and AJ of one of their frequent callers. (10:52) News of the death of John Sterling was released very shortly before Jason Page called in to talk to Chaz and AJ. Jason shared a story about how kind John was to him, and Chaz was upset about the photo Jason sent him of his feet from vacation. (16:33) Chaz and AJ talked more about Jason's feet off-air, and decided they weren't quite done talking about it. So Jason was back on in Dumb Ass News to explain what the picture meant. (28:59) Ethan Lapierre was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk abou the viral song he made with AI about texts he's received from his pregnant wife over the last month or so. Plus, Chaz and AJ made some songs of their own about station wagons, ladybugs, and diaper wipes. (35:07) The real estate market has not cooled down, with no indication that it will any time soon. Chaz and AJ spoke with Johnathan Carbutti about the things you should be doing as a buyer or a seller. (48:03)

Chaz and AJ tried to solve an argument about dish towels, since Chaz and AJ his wife, Jennifer cannot seem to agree. Scot Haney tried to help, and the Tribe called in with their thoughts on the kitchen "moppine," and proper placement of it.

A recap from social media of the Foo Fighters at Irving Plaza, and the girl who couldn't burp for 6 years. (0:00) Cody Carlson was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about his job cutting hair for the Foo Fighters. Cody first was asked to do this before their show at Toad's Place last year, and was called back by the band again this week for the Bridgeport show. (8:48) Chaz and AJ covered the Cleveland Guardians fan, who has gone viral for stealing a baseball from a little girl. After playing some audio, they asked the Tribe to call in with their biggest regrets. (19:02)The one and only Cedric the Entertainer was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Cedric is in a new movie, "Swapped" on NetFlix with Michael B. Jordan and Tracy Morgan. Plus, the beginning his comedy career starting with guys like Jamie Foxx, Chris Tucker, and Earthquake and surviving the audience at the Apollo. (33:16) Commander Keith was in studio with Chaz and AJ to share his Top 5 rules for everyone to follow on airplanes. He was immediately distracted by AJ's breakfast, and then a surprise visit from children wandering the hallway. (41:36)Photo courtesy: Cody Carlson

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Foo Fighters in Bridgeport, the pop-up shows they just announced in New York, and the food he had prepared for them backstage. Plus, an Axl Rose story from the 90's, where a drunken fan was able to make it onstage and bear hug him during a song.

Since today is National Honesty Day, Sam from Wolcott handle "On The Board," all about the things men lie about most often. (0:00) Melissa was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the recent collapse of Wren Kitchens, after they took her money for a complete kitchen rebuild. (13:20) A single story in Dumb Ass News started a whole topic with the Tribe, and their encounters with poop. Dave was in studio to kick it off with his ill-fated dog walk. (24:01) Joe Soper from Mohegan Sun was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about all the big plans for the Mohegan Sun Arena in 2026 and beyond. As the arena celebrates their 25th anniversary with humongous shows from Rush, Metallica, and more. (34:56)

Natalia from "All Things Worn" was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the kink market. Chaz, AJ and Ruth have all placed worn items for sale on the site, one was even purchased in the first 24 hours! Photo courtesy: Natalia Baker All Things Worn

Ears were still ringing from the Foo Fighters show in Bridgeport last night, when Chaz and AJ started the show at 6 AM. Greg was the first caller of the day, and said the show was "fine" but Dave was "yelling too much." (0:00)In Dumb Ass News, a snake charmer in Egypt lost his audience when a stunt went very, very wrong. (10:17) Brian Blackmore lead the "On the Board" segment this morning, all about the stores we miss visiting in the mall. (16:10) Lydia from Wallingford was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about her recent appearance as a contestant on "Jeopardy!" Lydia got to talk about cheeseballs, and going up against Jamie Ding during his historic win streak. (28:31) Re-visiting "Old Greg" and his complaints about the Foo Fighters performance in Bridgeport last night. (42:39)

Chaz and AJ were wondering what life is like in prison, after reading about the shooter from the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Ronnie called to share about his time served, and the sounds that he'll never forget hearing. Photo credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio of teenagers in Florida driving a lawn mower through a Target. (0:00) What is annoying you at the moment? Chaz and AJ asked Emily to share her recent nightmare experience during Senior week, and took some calls from the Tribe about boots. (5:45) Chaz and AJ have listed a few things for sale, on a website specializing in worn clothing. Chaz's iconic black t-shirt, a pair of well-loved AJ flip-flops, and a sweaty sports bra from Ruth are all asking for $45. (23:04) Was 50 Cent really taking selfies at a local coffee shop, or has AI duped us again? Plus, Glastonubry gets weirder, and a Jeopardy! streak comes to an end. (31:48)

Chaz and AJ dove into the shocking shooting incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, unpacking how something like this could happen in such a high-profile, tightly secured setting—and, of course, the bizarre moment that had everyone asking why the suspect put his mouth on that carpet!To break it all down, they were joined by former Secret Service agent Paul Eckloff, who has protected Presidents George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump over his 23 year career, and has been inside that very ballroom multiple times, offering firsthand insight into the security realities of the event.Later, they spoke with retired Chief of Detectives for the Hartford Police Department Brian Foley, who helped make sense of the unfolding details and what law enforcement looks for in moments like these.Photo: Credit: REUTERS

Dr. Ron Clark handled "On the Board" duties this morning with "The Worst Smells in the Emergency Department." Pro tip: Don't listen to this while eating , trust us! (0:00)Chaz and AJ spoke with Professor Brantley Hall, of the “Human Flatus Atlas” - what can farts tell us about our health? More than you'd think! (10:03)A Dumbass News story about a couple's failed attempt to enter the Mile High Club got the phones ringing with Tribe Members sharing their own stories of flying the very, very friendly skies. (16:15)

Chaz and AJ welcomed Heidi Voight in studio this morning, to share her viral video story. After talking her husband into pranking her sister, the internet torched her being too mean, and picked apart her parenting. The Tribe also shared their stories of achieving some viral fame, or infamy.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ went through some popular videos highlighting kids being idiots. After that, the Tribe called in with stories of encountering idiot children in the wild. (0:00) Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about kids that annoy him, with a memory of the strange thing his classmate used to do in the bathroom. (6:50) What is it like to be stuck on an airplane next to a sugared-up nightmare child? Chaz and AJ took a call from Debbie, who was not ready to laugh about the incident. (23:36) It started with a rant about studio lights, and eventually made it to the Mike Vrabel story. Commander Keith was in studio with Chaz and AJ to talk about the biggest losers from the viral controversy, and then Dave from Norwalk shared a story of a time Mike Vrabel was the hero. (35:10)

NFL Agent Joe Linta was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the insanity that is the NFL Draft. Joe talked about the Giants two first round picks, the Jets holding the second pick overall, and how the Patriots will continue to navigate the Vrabel controversy.

Today was the day for AJ. He finally got to sit on a motorcycle and go around the parking lot, one step closer to getting his official state endorsement. Was he able to keep it upright the whole time? (0:00) Minutes before Jimmy Koplik came on live with Chaz and AJ, Live Nation made an announcement for $30 tickets for summer shows, all over the country. Plus, Jimmy's thoughts on Iron Maiden not showing up for the Rock Hall induction, and the rumored "pop up" show that the Foo Fighters might announce ahead of Tuesday's show in Bridgeport. (12:21) In Dumb Ass News, an arson suspect tried to convince police investigators he was not responsible, despite his numerous burns and missing eyebrows. (38:30) Chaz and AJ had a pretty good round of Stump the Chumps against the Tribe today. The questions were all classic rock related, with assistance from Rob and Rick of the Meriden Daffodil Festival. (45:18)

After acing his oral exam, AJ is nearly ready to get on a motorcycle. Chaz and AJ took some call from the Tribe with advice, and a lot of stories of mishaps while riding. All in the name of preparation for AJ's first ride.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ took calls from the Tribe about the idiots and dumb things they see littering the ground. (0:00) One of the world's "best" matadors lost to the bull, recently. Chaz and AJ shared the story of the blunder that inspired headlines around the world. (4:33) AJ took his motorcycle exam live on the air, with Bob Tiso from Land N Sea Powersports in Waterbury. Of course, AJ did not study or look at any information yesterday to prepare for this. (11:44)

Chaz and AJ welcomed Mike and Mike in studio this morning to talk about the big summer movies for 2026. Before the Mikes could get started, Chaz had to rant about one specific line, from one specific character in the one season run of "1883."

AJ would like his next adventure to be on a motorcycle. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their tips for him, and even got on the phone with Bob who volunteered to give him an exam in 24 hours. (0:00) Reporter Mary Murphy was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing her perspective from inside the court room during the recent proceedings with the Gilgo Beach murderer. How much did the wife actually know about the crimes? (15:28) In Dumb Ass News, a would-be marathon winner slowed down at exactly the wrong time, to the delight of the spectators watching on the sidelines. (24:40) Taylor Michele made a fun video showing off her useless talent for making trumpet sounds. Chaz and AJ thought it was a ton of fun, and she was on the phone live this moning to take requests for her next viral performance. (29:26) Photo courtesy: Taylor Michele

Chaz and AJ let Vince Berry handle the list for the board this morning, all about the best stoner movies. For every wrong answer given by the Tribe, Joe was on the phone to smoke up. Photo courtest: Joe LaChance

Chaz and AJ opened the show talking about the second weekend of Coachella, with surprise appearances by Madonna and Billy Idol. (0:00)Emily Pedzinski was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about rescuing a million bees, after the truck carrying them crashed on a highway. Most importantly, who is counting all those bees? (8:48) Long Island's Big Mike and Connecticut's Vince Berry were both out this weekend asking people about their stoner foods. What is the best snack when you've been celebrating a green holiday? (17:38) It started in Dumb Ass News, Vince is single in his 30's and still having a hard time finding a date. Sam was in studio this morning as well, to talk about the things she's looking for as a newly-single person dating in her 30's. (32:51)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Hunter Hicks this morning, who recently achieved viral fame for successfully catching a 200-pound bluefin tuna from his jet ski. Hunter was almost 10 miles off-shore, reeling in the massive fish for over 2 hours. Photo courtesy: Hunter Hicks

Punches were thrown at Yankee Stadium during their loss to the Angels yesterday, but not on the field. Fans were fighting, so Chaz and AJ took some calls from the Tribe about their fights over fandom. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a Pennsylvania dad's failed attempt to entertain guests with a pipe bomb sent him to the hospital, and got him arrested. (9:15) An Australian road rage story between two women, one of them an aspiring paralympian. Plus, an update on AJ's recovery from cancer and cancer treatment. (15:08) In Dumb Ass News, a super-speeder in Florida gave the wrong answer to police about the excessive speed. (26:43) At least two pilots are now under investigation for meowing and barking on radio calls between the two planes and air traffic control. (31:59) Athena Gayle, a kink enthusiast and sex copywriter, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about her 15 years in the business. How do people find their kink, what is bimbofication, and when did sex pills start getting handed out at parties? (36:28) Commander Keith's Top 5 is all about the things we should, and should not be taxed on. (52:30)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the official 2026 inductees to the Rock Hall of Fame. Jimmy shared stories about working with these artists, including the time Phil Collins yelled at him about air conditioning. Photo Credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, a reality "star" made headlines for attempting to remedy a cold by sticking garlic in her ear. Shockingly, that didn't work. Chaz and AJ addressed the many home remedies AJ always endured as a kid, including the healing power of cigar smoke. (0:00) 2026 will mark 250 years of the United States of America. Chaz and AJ invited New Haven historian Michael Morand in studio to talk about the positive things that are often overlooked in the country's history. (6:29) A principal in Oklahoma disabled an armed man, attempting to bring a weapon into the school. Chaz and AJ had Brian Foley on the phone to talk about the heroic effort. (19:21) Kevin Hazlett, AKA "Squeaks," was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about a firefighter in need of a kidney. His nephew, Chris Matto, is 33 years old, and desperately needs a kidney donor to avoid dialysis. (30:38) The story here was supposed to be a crisis of the bowels, the excuse given to police by a would-be burglar. The segment largely focused on AJ's joke misfire at the start of the segment. (35:42)

Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines to the Tribe to ask any question they like to A.I. Jesus.

In Dumb Ass News, an exhausted set of grandparents bring their 1-year-old grandson back home at 4 AM. Chaz and AJ play a game of "Who's the Dumbass?" with AJ immediately picking the child. (0:00) Dunia Sibomana-Rodriguez was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share his incredible story of survival, perseverance and achievement. At age 6, he was attacked by a group of chimpanzees, miraculously surviving the ordeal. Since, he's moved to the United States and has become a wrestling champion. (6:48) Chaz and AJ played the audio of a Hall of Fame whistler in Dumb Ass News, performing the National Anthem before an Orioles game. Chaz is not a fan of whistling, and this guy in particular seemed to really get under his skin. (15:45) AJ repeatedly tried to convince Chaz to watch a video this morning of a girl blowing into a glass, mimicking the sound of a trumpet. AJ is a big fan of her looks, and finally got the video played on the air. (24:10)

Veterans who need help, are very often hesitant to ask for it. Chaz and AJ spoke with Don Shubert this morning about a veteran who did seek help in a moment of need, and the incredible response they received from the Shepherd's Men. Photo courtesy: Don Shubert

The self-proclaimed "King of Coachella" shared multiple TikToks from the medical tent, after being taken out by a single, overpriced slice of pizza. Chaz and AJ went through the whole journey of stomach pains and being scared in his tent. (0:00) Part One of what you remember from school that would date you now. Chaz and AJ received a ton of comments on social media, and the Tribe continued with live calls about ditto machines and chalk erasers. (18:53) In Dumb Ass News, the thrilling and hilarious conclusion to the King of Coachella overcoming a tummy ache. (30:11) Part Two of school memories, including the scented "Mr. Sketch" markers that could distract an entire classroom. (41:31)

Shay Taylor Allen was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to share her personal story of achievement. After years of work as a janitor at Yale Hospital, she has recently matched with the hospital for her residency, and will rejoin the payroll as a doctor. Photo courtesy: Shay Taylor Allen

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio from a fast food drive thru hot mic moment. With the headset still broadcasting to the customers, the operator went on a profanity-laden rant about one of their co-workers. (0:00) Comedian Vince Berry was in studio with Chaz and AJ, and brought up some of his recent struggles with dating. In an effort to help him through, they took live calls from the Tribe, and may have found a big part of the problem thanks to Sam's insight. (3:06)

Long Island attorney John Ray is not satisfied with Rex Heuermann's guilty plea in the Gilgo Beach murder case. He believes the Heuermann family, as a whole, share the responsibility for the crimes and should be pursued by the justice system.

Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, and immediately brought up some recent personal grooming changes he's made. Chaz's wife, Jennifer called in to share the odd thing he does while trimming his nails. (0:00) Tiffany and her daughter, Cheyenne were on the phone this morning to talk about the viral school bus incident from Florida. Cheyenne was on the bus when it was clipped by a freight train, after the driver stopped on the tracks, narrowly avoiding catastrophe. (15:20)Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their personal grooming habits, which included nose hair trimming, shaving body hair, and bikini wax mishaps. (22:07)

Jimmy Koplik from Live Nation was on this morning with Chaz and AJ and gave away a pair of tickets to one of the newly announced Metallica shows—and made listeners earn them the hard way. The challenge? Identify a Metallica song from just the lyrics… no music, no growling, no help. Turns out, without the face-melting guitars and James Hetfield yelling in your ear, even die-hard fans were left second-guessing everything. Who knew Metallica lyrics could read like dramatic poetry?Image Credit: Reuters