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Michael is joining us this week to cover the last 2 episodes of Star Trek Picard! After we go all shockedface.jpg about the Borg showing back up, we dive into why you should love your transporter tech! We also touch on how much Shaw should be in Lower Decks, the growth, charm, and chemistry, of Riker and Troi and of course how much everyone loves the D. (We all love the D). We are all crossing our fingers we get to revisit the ending with a Legacy of some sort... Also, Beverly Crusher should just... run everything.

We are back covering the next 4 episodes of Picard Season 3! Barez and Steph join us while Forrest and Katie send in some subspace signals as we talk about Ro Laren, Jack Crusher, why Barclay wasn't at the fleet museum and all of the fun goodies in Daystrom Station.

Picard Season 3 is a... ten-parter? So we are splitting it up into multiple podcast episodes! Forrest and Katie join us to discuss the first four episodes of Picard Season 3 dealing with a nebula that is actually a... space womb for jellyfish! Riker and Picard are back to save Dr. Crusher and discover Picard is a father! We also catch up with Worf, master of the T9 texting, who is helping Raffi with a fun new mystery about Portal guns. Join us on May 5th for our next episode!

Prodigy went out with a bang! Forrest and Katie join us as we discuss Janeways, Hologram or otherwise, and how the crew of the Protostar warmed our hearts.

NACELLES AFTER DARK! SO MANY SHIPS! Prodigy has been such a great show and we are so happy it is ending with a two-parter, even if that cliff hanger leaves us salivating. Barez, Forrest and Katie join us to discuss where we think Part 2 is going to go, what we hope to see out of the crew of the Protostar, and why Prodigy works as both a kids show and good Trek.

Join us on a journey to Ki-ty-ha! Forrest and Stacy come on the holodeck to talk Nacelles After Dark, Chrono-gami's and how therapy is just a trip to the holodeck away. Also, Knicknac rules.

Uhhh... Peanut Hamper is back? We are following up on her misadventures in horniess with Forrest and Stacy. But it begs the question: Is this episode good, bad or just plain weird? We also ponder where Strange New Worlds fits into Trek and how it is shaping up to be the new gold standard.

Jump aboard as we travel to... Bozeman, Montana?!?! LOWER DECKS IS BACK! Forrest and Katie join us to talk about our favorite jokes and bits from the Season 3 opener of Lower Decks and where we hope the season is going to go. Ya know, besides setting up a permanent residence on Deep Space Nine.

SETH MACFARLANE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. We dive into The Orville with Michael and Stacy, swapping our Vulcans and Klingons for Kaylons and Moclans. All jokes aside, this show rules in all the best ways. Issac deactivates randomly and the crew of the Orville must travel to the Kaylon homeworld to see if he can be rebooted, but turns out, whoopsie, they want to destroy all those pesky humans. We look at this episode from a philosophical and psychological standpoint while falling in love with a whole new crew.

This week we are covering the Prodigy mid season finale! We unpack a lot here, from Gywn's trauma, Rok-Tahk becoming a great engineer, Dal being a big purple himbo and of course, that teaser featuring ADMIRAL FRICKEN JANEWAY! Forrest airs some greviances about lack of Merf-andise, Katie loves that Janeway is dedicated to her crew and we all fall in love with Grjördslat and Trodo, the best ship on this show.

Prodigy is doing it's mid season break with a two-parter! It ends in a very abrupt manner, but it will only be a problem for exactly 7 days. Dal and the Crew combine all of the lessons learned so far and decide to go rescue all of the other children from the Diviner, only for the Diviner to take the Protostar from them in a trade. Luckily, Murf likes to eat so many Proto-Cores. Forrest and Katie join us to talk Murf, Rok-Tahk, what we want for Prodigy merch and how incredibly hot Goth Janeway is. Also, shout out to fellow Murf lovers, Murf Turf, an excellent Star Trek: Prodigy Podcast that fills our hearts with joy.

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! We take a look at the best Star Trek to never Trek. It is hard to say why this movie is so good because it is just so good. Rickman gives a performance of a life time, Weaver comes from Sci-Fi Royalty to play a Bridge Bunny, heck we even show some praise to Tim Allen! Forrest, Katie and Stacy join us to discuss the away mission, the set design, the creature design, and of course, the satire. Thank you to all of our listeners, and to all of our countless contributors who made this podcast happen. In 2022 expect us to do one episode for each Star Trek feature film, and any other 2 parters that come out in the future. Live Long and Prosper

We dive into the ultimate two-parter, so big that they had to make a movie about it. Ricardo Montalbán just shows up and steals everything, from crew members of the Enterprise to Chekov's free will, and we are here for it. We gush about everyones performances, director's cuts versus theatrical cuts, and of course, those gorgeous uniforms.

Star Trek gets its first series aimed directly at kids, and us adults absolutely love it. From the music to the character design, we break it all down in the name of our new phaser god Murf. It was incredibly smart to not have Janeway overshadow the new cast in this episode, but ultimately it just left us all wanting more Prodigy!

We have reached the edge of the map! Here is our quick little plan for covering modern Star Trek. If there is a two-parter, in which one episode ends with 'To Be Continued...' and the following episode starts with 'Previously on...', or if there is a pair of episodes titled EPISODE NAME HERE 1 and EPISODE NAME HERE 2, we will be covering it! Split episodes will be covered in two podcasts, while dual-aired episodes, like the Prodigy Pilot, will be covered in one episode. We do have some fun stuff planned in between two parters too, so don't worry we aren't going anywhere. Here is our immediate schedule going into the holidays! November 4th: Prodigy - Lost and Found I and II November 11th: Off Week November 18th: Space Seed and Wrath of Khan November 25th: Probably the Discovery Season 4 Premiere?

AHHHH! IT HAPPENED! Season 2 of Lower Decks ended with a "To Be Continued...", so of course we covered it, from the thicc queen that is the USS Archimedes, the Cerritos showing a little leg to save the day, the return of a beloved TNG character and... whales. Forrest and Stacy join us and try to break down everything we loved about this episdoe!

We finally made it to the last 2-parter! We discuss all things Picard, from Rios to Raffi to Soji and everything in between. Seven of Nine shows up and has aged incredibly well, we make a connection to the Power Rangers and most importantly, we finally give Data the send of he deserves.

We have reached the end of Season 3! And the revelation about the Burn is... disappointing. But it is okay! We have silver fox Oded Fehr here to help us through! Plus, the bridge crew and Michael Burnham do a Die Hard and we talk all about our Mirror Universe feelings as we wrap up Discovery.

MICHELLE YEOH EPISODE YAY!!! Dylan and Michael are here to talk space nazi-sim as we traverse to the Mirror Universe. We dive a lot into the politics of the mirror universe, like how do you run an empire that is built on backstabbing? How cool is it to actually see someone get stabbed at an Opera?! We also dive deep into the pros and cons of what makes things canon and how that can effect story telling. We also discuss, of course, surprise cameo by David Cronenberg and the weird doughnut rock known as The Guardian of Forever.

What is this... a 3rd part to a classic TNG Two-Parter!? For this we travel to Ni'Var, or Vulcan if ya' nasty, to... sit in a conference room with the crew of the Discovery? There is a lot to unpack here, about 1000 years worth of lore, and it is mostly glossed over to build up the character of Michael Burnham. The B plot finds Tilly trying to figure out if she is First Officer Material. There is lots to love about this episode, but Michael and Sara bring wit to discuss things like "How do you have a galactic civilization without Warp Travel?", "Would the Romulans be considered refugees?" and of course... "Are the Matrix sequels good!?"

We are blasting through wormholes to get the 31st century! Programmable matter! THE BURN! The United Federation of Planets is in hiding and scattered to the winds! Michael and Steph join us to talk empaths, why this is time travel done right, and most importantly, who is the best cat in Star Trek: Spot or Grudge!?

We have tracked all of the mysterious signals to the Season 2 finale of Discovery! We talk about how hot Captain Pike is, how the fun noises on the Enterprise bridge give us beeps and express some disappointment in how Season 2 handled some of its cast, while elevating others beyond that of additional flavoring. Tilly is still the best.

We finally made it to modern era Trek, And it is... interesting to say the least. Forrest tries to reconcile the Klingons with the overall Trek timeline, while Dylan breaks down shot work and cinematography. Meanwhile, Ryan and Caitlin just want to know where they can get more Michelle Yeoh in their lives and why the marketing for Discovery Season 1 is so different than the final product.

We finally made it to the end of Enterprise. We talk about this lack luster two-parter that.... finally gives Mayweather something to do? It was also not the finale of the show, but there was no way we were gonna wrap up our Enterprise mini-series without discussing that train wreck of an ending! But all in all, we all think Enterprise gets a bad wrap for no reason. It is really good Trek! And there is Porthos too!

All hail the glorious Terran Empire! Everyone is stabbing everyone in the back in the this love letter to fans of all things Trek. We discuss Gorn, the original Defiant, crop tops, men in skirts and oh so much more. This pair of episodes even has a throw back to a TOS Episode! Finally, we talk about why the Mirror Universe isn't just important to Star Trek, but to genre fiction as a whole. The ultimate question though: What does the Vulcan Science Directorate think about the possibilities of alternate universes?!

Jump aboard the spaceship that couldn't stop! The only way to stop it? Call the ship in dry dock, merge your warp fields, go inverted and trade Chief Engineers? Derek and Stacy join us as we discuss a fantastic Klingon centric two-parter that features none other than James Avery! Plus, we dive into the pros and cons to Trip and T'Pol, and what exactly makes Archer great.

JEFFREY COMBS!!! SCOTT BAKULA!!! The only thing this is missing is a shuttle pod that conveniently only has one bed and a busted heater. There are also Romulans afoot? This is probably the best of the best Enterprise has to offer and we absolutely gush over it. Tangents do include: Boozy Star Trek Drinks and the Fermi Paradox.

Grab your NX-01 baseball caps and Oakleys! We beam in Forrest and Katie to talk about all things Vulcan. Are bowl cuts the most logical hair cut? Does Archer become a discount Sisko? Why do Vulcans all seem to hate each other and just wanna blow everything up? We also give a hypothetical biology lesson...

Brent Spiner is back and is playing Arik Soong! But does a surprise cameo save this storyline and episodes? Not really! We've got Orion's, Augments, pending Wrath, and we try to figure out how an Astrolabe would work in space.

What if First Contact was made for TV and had Nazi's instead of James Cromwell? We are joined by Michael and Steph to talk about why this episode is kind of a let down and a wet fart ending to the temporal cold war, what we loved about Season 3 of Enterprise, and, of course, what the Vulcan Science Directorate thinks about Time Travel.

Michael and Steph join us for a rousing discussion on why T'Pol is great and Trip kinda sucks (for now). In this episode, for some reason Hoshi gets her top ripped off and Bakula delivers a drop kick through time. We also explore how the Pon'Far works, why Time Travel and prequels don't, and why Enterprise seems like a bunch of missed opportunities. Apologies for the odd sound, our main mic crashed during recording, but that is why we always have backups!

It's been a long time, getting from there to here. But here we are, talking about Star Trek: Enterprise, the most hated Star Trek out there. Barez and Stacy join us to talk the NX-01, how great the production value is, and how aggressively straight this iteration of Trek is. Everyone should ask TikTok'ers to do alternate cover versions of Faith of the Heart. #JusticeForMayweather #JusticeForHoshi

First things first: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! We ask the age old question: Do Klingon's celebrate Pride? (Yes) Would Quark deck out his bar in Rainbows? (Yes) Is there mountains of sexual energy between the Borg Queen and Janeway? (Of course!) Steph, Katie and Forrest take us to an alternate reality where Harry Kim is important, Paris' hairline is receding and Janeway is fixing problems to keep both Chakotay and Seven of Nine alive. We also round out our overall feelings on Voyager, the missed opportunities, the joy, and why we all have a crush on fierce women in power. Janeway is the best Captain, no questions asked.

Everything comes down to labor on this weeks episode. We are joined by Forrest and Steph to talk about Puppets in space, the lack of a privacy clause in the Starfleet TOS, Neelix's amazing MySpace Top 5, and why the Emergency Command Hologram is the best. Also, why is it that everytime Janeway is removed from the Captain's chair the writers feel the need to pair her off? What hetro-normative bullshit is that?!

After the Voyager crew defeated Hologram Nazi's, they are now forced to deal with Hologram... people? Cardassians? Bajorans? This really just Voyagers version of Measure of a Man, but this one ends with Robert Picardo using the BFG. Dylan and Forrest join us for one of our last trips to the Delta Quadrant.

We are exploring the mind of Borg Drones Matrix style this week! Forrest and Katie join us as we deep dive into our digital psyche and figure out how many Borg it takes for Seven of Nine to grow a spine and tell the Borg Queen to get fucked. Also, did Tom Paris really get to be First Officer? HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?

We welcome brand new guest Barez to the show! This week we are talking about Equinox, probably the best and most consistent 2-parter in Star Trek: Voyager. What is it like to date in the Delta Quadrant? Why isn't Neelix a muppet? Is the crew of the Equinox redeemable, and when push comes to shove, when do you throw ethics out the window?

Forrest and Michael join us to talk about all things Borg. We talk about the Borg dark ages, how old Seven of Nine is, and of course how much the Hansens suck. What shapes do the Borg know beyond cubes? WHAT IS A HYPER CUBE?! Would you rather fight one giant Borg or 10-Children-Sized-Dakota-Fanning-from-War-of-the-Worlds Borg? Finally, we speculate on the new Star Trek movie that is totally real and totally coming out in 24 months.

Dylan joins us with resident Voyager expert Steph to discuss why it is so awesome to see Klingons murder some Nazis. Other topics include why Star Trek Voyager carries such a 'low opinion' amongst Star Trek fans but most importantly, why isn't Neelix a muppet.

Join us as we discuss Year of Hell, and no we don't mean 2020, although there are some big comparisons being made thanks to COVID-19. Forrest and Steph join us as we talk about Red Forman, why grooming people is creepy as hell (even in the future) and all of our hopes and dreams for what could have been if this two-parter was extended to a full season.

When the Borg run from aliens, you should probably run from aliens too. Forrest and Michael join us as we discuss translating parables to science fiction, how goddamn talented/hot Jeri Ryan is, and our thoughts on fluidic space.

We take a trip down memory lane to 1996 Los Angeles! Janeway in a Power Suit! The EMH leaves the ship! Tom Paris is... a white guy. We also discuss how Voyager uses comedy actors for guest actors and how it works, be it Andy Dick or Sarah Silverman.

Voyager finally begins to ramp up with Basics, including a slight detour into... all of the roles Star Trek folks have voiced in video games? Just kidding, this episode isn't exclusively about that. Lon Sudar. Wow. What else can we say. Brad Dourif brings this performance to life and really shines in this two-parter in a way we haven't seen before. Janeway really shows her stuff in this episode, but for some reason can't bring herself to leave Neelix stranded on a planet with no way to escape.

We have finally made it to the Delta Quadrant, and we have a whole new crew to get introduced to! We got Janeway: the best captain ever, the EMH: the sassy doctor, Chakotay: the no non-sense first officer, Tuvok: the level headed security officer, Ensign Harry Kim: the eager eyed boy wonder, B'Elanna Torres: the badass engineer, Kes: a local rescue who just needs some love, Neelix: the guide to lead them home! AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE. NO WHITE BOYS FALLING UP, RESCUED FROM A PRISON COLONY WORKING OUT THEIR DADDY ISSUES.

We did it, we finally made it to the series finale of Deep Space 9. Netflix lists this as a 9 parter, which is just bonkers, but also illustrates the serialized nature of DS9 compared to other Treks. We are all just so full of emotions from not just the core cast, but the secondary cast as well. Long live General Martok!!

The Dominion War has finally come to the Alpha Quadrant! There are mines in front of the Wormhole! Jem'Hadar don't drink and Quark misses the Federation! THE ENTIRE QUADRANT HAS GONE CRAZY!! Also, is Morn the best son ever, never misses a birthday that guy, even in the middle of a Cardassian occupation.

Anyone can be a changeling now?!?! Worf and Garak go on a field trip to discover Doctor Bashir was replaced with a changeling a month ago while he was off at a Space Doctors Conference with Space Pharma Girls. While Bashir was away his changeling participated in all sorts of evil doings... using the last roll of toilet paper without replacing it, draining all of the smoke detector batteries, using the free sandwich punch card at Quarks. Truly vile things. While at a Jem'Hadar internment camp, Worf joins a fight club and Garak deals with his daddy issues.

In this weeks episode we take a trip to Earth to see if the changelings really are invading. But really, we all just want to talk about how we should take a trip down to New Orleans for some damn good food. Also, why does Colm Meaney have so much fun playing alternate O'Breins?

Season 4 starts by bringing Worf back from TNG! But now he is... still conflicted about his inner Klingon. This episode is a testament to great writing and how you can work exposition into character development, and honestly we love it. Also, DS9 gets an upgrade: Fuck You Laser Mode. PEW PEW PEW.

Odo and Garak go on a field trip, with a slight detour through the torture zone. Avery Brooks puts on his director hat and nails it. We also discuss the best way to design TV, either short seasons with no filler, or 26 episodes that take 9 months to finish.

We time travel to the far off year of... 2024? We discuss homelessness, technology access, physical appearance and so much more this week. This is truly an example of why Deep Space Nine shines after all these years. Oh, and Miles O'Brien sees a sex van.