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Once again given flesh by demonic ritual, the guys (and guest star Bryan) bandy words as empty as our souls! About our favorite Castlevania games. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Castlevania games including Aria of Sorrow, Dawn of Sorrow, Lords of Shadow, Lords of Shadow II and Mirror of Fate, plus the … Continue reading 25: The Curse That Makes My Body Rot →

Thor: Ragnarok is probably in the top three Thor films. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for all three Thor films plus the Walt Simonson run, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Planet Hulk, Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Star Wars: The Force Awakens. http://media.blubrry.com/blankcastshow/content.blubrry.com/blankcastshow/24_Thor_Ragnarok_edit.mp3   … Continue reading 24: The Blanket at the Bottom of the Ocean →

This week, the guys celebrate teamwork. Also, that time PK kicked Sean into the ocean. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Borderlands 2, Double Dragon, Gears of War 2, Gears of War 3, Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 5, Resident Evil 5, and The Death and Return of Superman. http://media.blubrry.com/blankcastshow/content.blubrry.com/blankcastshow/23_Co_Op_final_edit.mp3 … Continue reading 23: There and Very Kickable →

Our Defenders coverage continues this week with, well, The Defenders! The guys team up with special guest Eric from Vertiguys to talk about villain tropes, Marvel’s master plan, and why everyone needs to shut up and listen to Luke Cage. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for The Defenders, the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Daredevil … Continue reading 22: You’re Not Going Anywhere Without Luke Cage on Board →

Liking Netflix’s Iron Fist isn’t rational. But it it would be in-character. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Captain America: Civil War, Daredevil season 2, Independence Day, Iron Fist season 1, Iron Man 3, Jessica Jones season 1, Luke Cage season 1, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Quigley Down Under, Stranger Things … Continue reading 21: Danny Is an Angry Boy →

Blankcast’s back to wish you a Happy Horrifying Halloween month as we savor survival horror with two of our frightful friends. Really, they’re nice people. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Cabin in the Woods, Fatal Frame II, Fatal Frame III, Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water, Parasite Eve, P.T., Silent Hill 2, … Continue reading 20: Why Would You Go to the Sewer!? →

In this gratuitous extravagance, one of our first recording sessions, we raved about a couple of then-fresh game announcements – and found time to debate unnecessary vastness and how to make a good remake. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Chrono Trigger (including the material added for the DS rerelease), Final Fantasy VII, … Continue reading Extra: Joy or Fear, Whatever It Brings →

A long time ago, when the Earth was green, the guys talked about the Fallout 4 trailer and things got mean. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Fallout, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Mass Effect 2, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and The Dark Knight.

Do you like to hear people say “It’s at this point that?” Ever wanted to hear two grown men say, “This is important,” twenty times, but only explain five of those things? Drunkcast #1 is for you! This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Xenogears, Soylent Green, The Empire Strikes Back, and Final Fantasy … Continue reading 19: People Sit in Chairs (Part 2) →

We could recap an 80-hour RPG with a dizzyingly complex 10,000-year plot while stone-cold sober. We could. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Xenogears and Final Fantasy VII.

We’ve seized control of the great big broadcast dish to send out one desperate message: our roundtable review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! That was probably the most important thing we could have sent. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Rogue One, the rest of the Star Wars movies, Star Wars … Continue reading 17: Ip Man’s in This Movie! →

When we’re not talking about Star Wars on a podcast, we’re talking about Star Wars amongst ourselves, or just thinking about Star Wars. At long last, some very nice people started making more Star Wars movies. We like to talk about those too. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Star Wars: The Force … Continue reading 16: Not an Anakin, Not Yet a Vader →

The last X-Men story has hit home media – and it’s driven PK into a berserker rage! Once he’s done crawling around on all fours eatin’ folk, we’ll sit down for a lengthy discussion of Logan! This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Logan and the rest of the X-Men movies, Indiana Jones and … Continue reading 15: First Place Horse Wrangler →

This week, we’ve got a Moderately Multiplayer podcast about Massively Multiplayer games. We L’ed FG, and Andy and J joined our party to talk about our favorite (and least favorite) MMOs. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and World of Warcraft.

PK, Andy, and Sean slouched into stiff-backed wooden chairs around a small, unpretentious table. The table was adorned with an electronic microphone in shades of black and silver, attended by a little black cord that wended its way out of sight to where a grim laptop waited expectantly. PK cleared his throat, a faint breath … Continue reading 13: It’s All in the Manual →

The drums of war resound across the land once again, as PK and Sean decide to fight over which is better: Dragon Age or the Elder Scrolls. Prepare for boring beaches, cool shirtless dwarves, and a lot of exaggeration! Only one will survive! Just kidding, we’re both fine. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers … Continue reading 12: Akatosh x Maker Slash Fic →

The guys talk about their favorite fighting games – and why Sean hates every one of them. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Street Fighter II, III, IV, and Alpha 3, Metal Gear Solid 2, 3, 4 and Portable Ops, X-Men: Emperor Vulcan, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Kirby’s Adventure (a.k.a. Kirby’s Nightmare), BlazBlue: … Continue reading 11: Sub-Zero, Shut Up Right Now →

Called out of retirement to stave off nuclear armageddon once again, our heroes decide to waste time talking about one of their favorite video game franchises: Metal Gear Solid. There are only 18 hours left until the deadline, so we’ll have to focus on the big questions: Can love bloom on the battlefield? Is anybody … Continue reading 10: Tragic Warpasts Tied to War →

The guys talk about video games based on comics other than Batman. And some things that aren’t video games. And Batman. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for the X-Men arcade game, Amazing Spider-Man for PlayStation, the Maximum Carnage story arc, The Death and Return of Superman, all three Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies, Batman: … Continue reading 09: Thrills & Chills →

The guys hit the road to talk about Naughty Dog’s epic, brilliant The Last of Us. Can we get our guest, Andy, safely to the Fireflies’ hospital before we’re all eaten by clickers? Well, clickers hunt by sound, so it doesn’t look good. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for The Last of Us … Continue reading 08: Mushrooms Are Scary →

Special guest Andy joins the guys for a first-person-shoot the shit about the hectic, humorous, handsome Borderlands series. PK enlists Call of Duty comparisons, while Andy chucks a buzz-axe at Destiny. Plus a legendary drop-in on Path of Exile. With this many games, there ain’t no rest for the wicked. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers … Continue reading 07: These Pretzels Suck →

This is how it happened. This is how Rocksteady’s Batman died. The guys take a parting look at Arkham Knight: how its story stacks up, the Knight’s secret identity, the many endings, and where it fits in the Batman mythos. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Arkham Knight and all previous Arkham games, … Continue reading 06: You Don’t Touch Batman’s Woman →

The guys reminisce about disappointing moments in great games, great moments in mediocre games, bad moments in forgettable garbage, and that one part that kills you over and over. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Star Wars: The … Continue reading 05: That Fatal Moment →

This week, the guys talk about what makes them hard. And by “them,” we mean video games. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Fallout 2, Fallout: New Vegas (including  expansion packs), Resident Evil 4, and Shadowrun: Dragonfall.

It’s Fight Night here on Blankcast! For Sean and PK’s cruel amusement, the pugilist plumber Super Mario 64 faces off against the battlin’ bear Banjo-Kazooie! Can our evil overlords agree which is the better game? No.

As if they needed any help in making their corruption apparent, the guys go gothic horror and bring their best vampire voices to discuss Legacy of Kain. Was it the best story-driven franchise of its era? Was that ending an ending? And did the late, lamented Dead Sun look like it would’ve been any good? … Continue reading 02: Two Guys Say Maybe →

The guys talk about their favorite Star Wars games, and PK makes some spurious-ass claims about George Lucas. This podcast contains adult language and spoilers for The Force Unleashed, Knights of the Old Republic, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Wing Commander, and Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger.