A friendly podcast for friends! Is your existence now a matter of debate because no one has seen you in person since March? Are you just really good at staying home, even when there isn't a global pandemic? Were you voted "most likely to actually be a fictional creature" in high school? Congratulations, you might be a cryptid! Cryptid or not, come hang out with us! Not in person (because that's scary) but in your ears! Every other Tuesday Lar and Lena bring the Clubhouse to you.
Hello fellow Clubhouse-goers! Lar and Lena recorded and video message about some changes to the Patreon. You can check out the post on Patreon here for more details or to watch the video.
Lar stops by the Clubhouse to deliver a message! Follow us on social media to stay in the loop about the Clubhouse and our other projects @talkingfishcast ----- Music is Local Forecast by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Join Lar and Lena for their first ever bookclub in the Clubhouse to discuss She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker Chan. This episode contains some strong language _______ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena drop by the clubhouse to talk about how normal Lena is about weird Starbucks drinks and their latest MoMeMos. Insert comment of choice about the Concise (Attempts) being longer than actual episodes! This episode contains some strong language EOS 10 Discord link: https://discord.gg/tYrev3wzMA _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse to talk about tropes! Topics include: That was the intro; Put them in a box; Poor little meow meow; Nerd wish-fulfillment This episode contains some strong language Bookclub Clubhouse: September 22nd, discussing She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena pop into the Clubhouse to talk about unpaired words in a pretty concise Concise Attempt! This episode contains some strong language _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse on a very hot day which may have influenced their decision to talk about iced desserts for an extended period of time. Topics include: Choco Taco outrage; Edgy six year olds; TMNT blob abomination; Too weird for the Clubhouse?; The book that gave us everything we didn't know we wanted. MoMeMos Secret of the Three Kingdoms The Dead Romantics by Ashley Posten She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan This episode contains strong language _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse and prepare a feast for friends of the Clubhouse and some new hypothetical pets Topics include: Take your lamb to PetsMart; The logistics of bat ownership; This podcast changes lives; Pickle sauce Lena's favorite video of a Pallas cat Recipes used: First Second Third Fourth Bonus (Segment will be on Patreon!) _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse with an update on the snow-cone vs snowball discussion from the last episode and some other ponderings Topics include: Like a Sno-Ball rolling down a hill; Our favorite databases; Bookreads is Pizza Hut Book It for adults; Moon baby; Preposterous ponderings This episode contains brief strong language MoMeMos: The Wind Blows from Longxi She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan Stranger Things Umbrella Academy _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse with a chill (ha, pun) discussion about the history of Father's Day and some musings about iced treats. Topics include: The grill sickness; According to the farmers; Food Science: The Science of Food; Cold marshmallows We know that holidays revolving around family can be a sensitive topic, so if you'd like to skip our bit about Father's Day, you can jump to 15:02
Lar and Lena are in the Clubhouse with a National Best Friends Day surprise short episode! This episode contains brief NSFW content :) _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse with some breaking news regarding a recent segment, and some other things. Topics include: Not like those tall people; Doo doo doo de doo doo de (breaking news); Word-smithing; To be a Star Wars fan is to suffer; He's just a little mushroom. MoMeMos: Only Murders in the Building Stubborn Light of Things: A Nature Diary by Melissa Harrison The Rise of Phoenixes Little Mushroom by Shisi; translated by Xiao This episode contains strong language _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena discuss a wide range of topics from jumping spiders to fan fiction in this Concise Attempt. Topics include: The slump is real; The bark information exchange; We can't be concise; Accidently writing fanfiction _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are joined by a very small guest in this Concise Attempt. This episode contains strong language. Topics include: Still Chissless; A scary week; A palette cleanser _____ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse with another Concise Attempt! (But, you say, this is a regular episode length? Listen. Listen- it's an attempt. We didn't say we'd be successful) This episode contains strong language. Topics include: Emily but spelled weird; 10th Anniversary is the Taco Bell Anniversary; The pickle presence; The Costco in Shanghai; Dirt truck; European guys getting stuck in the ice; Gays in space; A raccoon is not a cat. MoMeMos: Madhouse at the End of the Earth: The Belgica's Journey into the Dark Antarctic Night by Julian Sancton The Defectives by Priest The Rise of Phoenixes _______________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse with a Sunday afternoon show for a Thursday. Discussions include: For plot reasons; Lar is lying to herself; Super heckin' inconvenient This episode contains strong language. MoMeMos: Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect by priest Girl with the Louding Voice by Abi Daré Eternals _______________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode March 17
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse for a Valentines, er we mean Potato Day episode! Discussions include: Leave Bob out of this; the LOZENGE CRAZE; Be potatoes with us; That movie where Tom Hanks gets stuck in the airport; Lar's big girl garden; There are zero leprechauns in this film; Bland but harmless; Our stupidest ending yet! This episode contains brief strong language. The article Lena reads from is The History of Conversation Hearts by Erin Blakemore on Mental Floss _______________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode March 3
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse! Discussions include: Clap-on-clap off; Cats have hacked the system; A distinguished gentleman bird; A zero on the Chiss-scale; Aristrocats Fancast; Put them in a jar and study them. This episode contains some strong language. MoMeMos: The Book of Boba Fett Lie Huo Jiao Chou/Drowning Sorrows in Raging Fire Queer Eye The Magnolia Palace by Fiona Davis Lar's BotM referral _______________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode January 20
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse and it's been ONE WHOLE YEAR since this podcast started and they're pretty excited about that. Topic include: The most concise episode; Dino Private Eye; Gingerbread House Architect; Who do you want to be stranded on a deserted island with and why is it Dave?; Who is the real cryptid This episode contains some strong language. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode January 20
Happy Christmas Eve Eve! Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse with their first "normal" episode in a while. It's a holiday miracle! Topics include: Good news, the goat got burned; Everyone agree with me; Glance at a can of worms; Laugh and learn together; Father Christmas the weapons dealer; Other nogs. Our MoMeMos: Joy of Life The Great The Keeper of Night by Kylie Lee Baker We also mentioned: A Christmas Carol Tasting History This episode contains some strong language. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode January 6
This week in Concise Attempts Lar and Lena talk about exploding head syndrome (which isn't as scary as it sounds) and why parties are The Worst. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
This week in Concise Attempts its an accidental Thanksgiving episode! Lar and Lena share some thoughts about a holiday they have.... complicated.... feelings about, and talk about food in a not-concise way. This episode contains brief strong language ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
This week's Friendly Podcast for Friends gets little meta as Lar and Lena ponder what makes a good friendship, and go back to where it all began. This episode contains brief strong language ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
This week in the Clubhouse, Lar and Lena have another attempt at being concise, and instead they end up going on a tangent about food. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode 19 October
This week in the Clubhouse, Lar and Lena try a new kind of episode! They'll explain what's up. _________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode 5 October
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse with the episode that almost didn't air because Lena's computer ate all of her editing work and she had to do it all over again! It was a whole thing. So heads up, this one is a little less polished and longer than usual. Topics include: We forgot our first line; Intimate headphone experience; Go to the bottom of the ocean, Jeff; Lar paints a mind picture; Pee-CAN; Poptarts or Toaster Strudel. This episode contains some strong language. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode September 21st
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse! This time they will ensure you will never look at corn flakes the same way again. Topics include: The Soup Podcast; Tomato paste pills; Popping down to the CVS to get some lithium; Do they have Book It?; Your middle school copy of Beowulf; Kid Myths. Heads up this episode contains a somewhat NSFW discussion of the history of graham crackers and corn flakes. Which, IYKYK... if you don't, you will now! ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode September 7th
Lena has been under the weather this past week and so we weren't able to get into the Clubhouse. BUT! We bring you a previously unheard segment from Episode 10 about why Lar's guinea pig Beatrix may have hired Lena's dog Bran as an assassin. New episode August 24th
Lar and Lena are back in the Clubhouse! Topics include: We have a thing for snails evidently; What kind of emoji would a spinach use?; Some nasty emails from houseplants; Tea vs Broth; Lena's Fish Son; Birbs; 30 second Bunnies; Lar's thoughts on being present. This episode contains mild language. ________________________________________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode August 10th Transcripts available here
This week in the Clubhouse, Lar and Lena discuss how Lar's toddler is gaslighting her, share some upsetting knowledge about romaine lettuce and TikTok, and return to the alternate reality where we have domesticated bears. Topics include: Today is Thursday and/or Sunday; The Green Cup Saga; On one hand: Bats!, on the other: Math; Lettuce secretions; The tiny bears are back; Post-book ennui; Car thinking. This episode contains some strong language ________________ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode July 13
Lar and Lena are back at it in the Clubhouse with a wide range of topics that include: When will we learn?; It's just a lot; Lena is slandered by a Buzzfeed quiz; I AM ravioli; Wild and wacky bear breeds; Introducing our new segment MMM; A tangent about how Lar categorizes reading materials; If there aren't dogs mentioned in the story, are there dogs?; They might not have forks! This episode contains brief strong language (Lena has opinions about pasta) Songs mentioned: Dorothy: Missile Shoshana Michel: When Leaves Dance K. Flay: Giver K. Flay: It's Just A Lot The Quiz _______ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode June 29
In our first episode in the double digits, Lar and Lena discuss a whole lot of stuff (seriously it's all over the place), including their comfort movies and shows, bringing back a old segment, and what is soup. Topics include: Lena's dog is trying to kill her; Vampire rabbit; Lena made Word of Honor appear on Netflix; Completely useless superpowers; The only Christmas Carol we accept is the Muppet one; Maryland is not where the biscuits come from; One lorge orange; Put 'em on the hot maker; I soup, therefore I am soup. Contains some mild language _______ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode June 15
This week the Clubhouse is brought to you by the letter C as Lar and Lena discuss Contemporary Christian Music lyrics (or 50 Shades lines), Chinese drama, and coffee. Topics include: Outside Brian; Reintroduce yourself to your own face; Dumb little poop feet; Thanks, I grew my face myself; The Long-Promised 50 Shades or CCM lyrics: Skillet, we need to talk; The Untamed walked so Word of Honor could run; This episode is an advertisement for Nespresso evidently; Fully vaccinated like a puppy; NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET: You're a raspberry! Contains strong language (Lena has opinions about fruit) and 50 Shades of Grey lines and CCM lyrics that aren't explicit PER SE but out of context... yeah. If you'd rather skip the CCM or 50 Shades bit it starts at 9:15 and ends at 15:00 Links and quizzes: Word of Honor on Viki: www.viki.com/tv/37730c-word-of-honor (don't watch the trailer if you don't want spoilers) Lena's Word of Honor YouTube playlist: https://tinyurl.com/shlwoh CCM or 50 shades: https://homeschoolersanonymous.wordpress.com/2014/04/12/50-shades-of-grey-or-contemporary-christian-music-lyrics-a-quiz/ What fruit are you?: www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-fruit-are-you ______ Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode June 1
In honor of Star Wars Day, the Clubhouse becomes a mini Star Wars convention! We promise this isn't turning into a Star Wars podcast. Topics include: The holiest of days; Qui-Gon Jin's lightsaber is in an airduct; Speak the truth and maybe gets stoned; Lar has a list; Darth Vader is mhmm; Ortolans smell like sugar; Was there a Chiss in it?; A Star Wars Quiz!; A bonus Star Wars memory (Contains mild language) Music is: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Flying V's Paperless Pulp website: flyingvtheatre.com/flying-v-audio/paperless-pulp/ Next episode May 18th
Lar and Lena finish their discussion of the shows and games and other things from their childhood that made them who they are today. One of Lena's cats makes a guest appearance around 20 mins in, can you hear her? She had some things to say. Topic include: Permeated your person; Star Wars, duh; Reel in those 8 year olds; I am the library to ask; Book nest Music is: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode April 20
Lar and Lena discuss the shows and games and other things from their childhood that made them who they are today. Part 2 next episode! Topic include: Endometriosis: We Are Aware; Brain Flame; Toy Story Has Ruined Us; The Velveteen Rabbit.... What the Heck; A Mixed Bag of Veggie Tales; Video Games are Great; No But I Did Watch the Wishbone; Teaching Kids Necromancy. Music is: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode April 6
Lar and Lena take a trip down memory lane and try to figure out if they can pass for a member of Gen Z (spoiler: they can't). Topics include: Podcast MadLibs; Lena is going somewhere with this; Tom, I don't know you; TipTop; 90 photos from Olive Garden; Moody emo poems, Hot, smart, and funny; Dating like it's the 1840s. There's a couple minutes where we had to take the audio from our video call because of recording issues, so that's what up with that. We're also working on our recording set-up, sorry for the desk and chair noises! Music is: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode March 23rd.
This one is a funky one because both Lar and Lena were feeling like a poop emoji. But they went ahead and did a podcast anyway, so that counts for something, we guess. Discussions include: Just showing up, We'll never know when Michael Moorcock was born, Pissing Contest: The Space Edition, Wet fry these potatoes. Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish Next episode: March 9 Music: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
It's a snow day in the Clubhouse! Lar and Lena correct a TERRIBLE LIE that Lena told last episode and get really distracted by role playing game games. Topics include: Dumb little loin cloth, Necromantic gnome, All INT no WIS, Sexual tension with an eldritch deity, Lar does math good EVIDENTLY, Common Sense by Abraham Lincoln Music is: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish
Lena and Lar are back revisiting an old topic and trying out some new segments! Topics include: Mindfulness for Dogs pt 2, Muhbimbam, Party with the Pointy Boy, For Your Consideration: Butts, All of the Genres, One Whole Clove. Music used is Local Forecast by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3989-local-forecast License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/talkingfish Romantic Getaway: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl2eRD_h2KmCNB_iVXPAZnA
Lena and Lar discuss what cryptid they most vibe with, before digging into some suggestions for podcast topics, including "podcasts for pets" which we're still thinking about right now. Topics include: Mothman's juicy ass, an actually nice book recommendation, Pedro Pascal and a little green puppet, some real Maryland stuff, mindfulness for dogs, unmotivational ASMR. Music used is Local Forecast by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3989-local-forecast License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license