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20 episodes later we are at the Sister Wives mid season finale! Janelle, Christine, David and Truely hit the road and ditch a sister wives necklace. Meri bids adieu to her B & B cook and wants to ditch her B & B for a man. Robyn and Kody ditch any type of authenticity with a staged scene with Aurora. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo. Like, subscribe, review.

Janelle and Meri lawyer up. Christine and David Road Trip to Moab and show up why two Disney adults should never be allowed to decorate. Robyn gives us a sweet story of how her mom was the other woman. Ari is a child and gets reprimanded. Solomon finally gets to spend some time outdoors. Meri and Janelle start a game plan to get what's theirs out of Coyote Pass. We get an in depth analysis of each wife's policy on door knocking. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review

We are finally at the point of the timeline where we are past Christine and David getting married. Jenn and Meri are just sittin there on the porch with Meri's new pooch Zona and Kody lets it be known that Meri needs to ditch that bitch, and he doesn't mean the dog. Meri sends an email and CCs Janelle. Kody meets up with a realtor who he mistakes for his new best bro and therapist. Janelle buys some land in North Carolina and Christine buys a short term rental in Moab. Meri has her eyes set on a new man. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private Facebook group Fluent in Bravo Like, subscribe, review!

Wrapping up Christine and David's wedding episode (finally) and I share a little family story about the cringiest thing I have ever seen with my eyes. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private Facebook group @fluentinbravo

Love is Patient and so are you guys for waiting forever for these episodes to drop. Also this is in two parts because my laptop is on its last legs. I don't know if you know this but Christine is Getting Married. I start the episode dumping all my medical trauma. Mykelti tries to steal the spotlight multiple times. Kody has FOMO and Robyn "wishes them well". Tony tries to produce. Honestly the most exciting part of this episode was watching some of the relationship dynamics watching Kody go full on squirrel and cut down a tree. Stay tuned for part 2 for a very personal wedding story and being happy for Christine's happy ending. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo and join our private Facebook group "fluent in bravo"

It pays for Robyn to have no muscle tone to tense up because she flew off that ATV with a vengeance. Robyn is acting harder than she does daily that she loves Kody. Kody proves that he hasn't take the basic of first aid courses. I don't know if you know this, but Christine is getting married! But not this episode, next episode. Meri proves how Kody is no longer pulling the strings and controlling her by spending her afternoon doing his bidding. Please like, subscribe and review! Im tired of working 2 jobs!

Meri is on her "Kody is going to want me back so bad tour" with her parading her babysitters...er, I mean friends and with her parties and Karma shirt. She throws herself a party in Parowan cracking herself up with screw jokes and draining pickles. Christine and David have another wedding shower. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Christine tries on her wedding dress for her daughters, it just needs a little cinch in that waist. Robyn and her little women go church shopping and Robyn does all the talking. We get a better understanding of the legal divorce/catfishing timeline. Like, subscribe and follow. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Romance is in the air, with a hint of bullshit as Kody and Robyn head to date night and give the 15th version of how they met. Christine and David are setting world records left and right for how many prewedding parties you can have before a wedding. Meri hits the bottle and the road with Jenn to visit their friend Brandi in Vegas. The trio shit talks Kody and Robyn while just sittin there. Please like, subscribe, review! Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Well if this isn't the biggest snooze fest of an episode? Meri listens to self help books for 3 hours to chat with her friends about leaving Kody. Christine goes wedding dress shopping and cake tasting for a wedding we HAVE ALREADY SEEN! Robyn's grown ass daughters ask permission from Mommy to go to church. Please follow along on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Meri wonders if she made the right choice after Kody gets "emotional" in front of the cameras. Jenn tells Kody to back off her BFF. Our little Savannah graduates from High School and Kody isn't invited but Grandpa David is. Coyote Pass is paid off and never have we seen our lil gold digger Robyn with such a smile on her face. Even stuffed Jesus is impressed. Kody tries to math his way out of getting the land appraised and Meri makes everyone uncomfortable with her "jokes". Kody and his curls take a man trip to Vegas where he longingly looks at the cul de sac before security shows up. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Subscribe and review.

Meri will find any way to spend her anniversary with Kody, even if its tricking him into moving her out of state. Meri takes it from the back. Christine surprises no-one with her engagement to David. Janelle lets us know once again being the family treasurer gave her a drinking problem. Robyn kills the vibe by making it all about herself.

Christine may have fallen love with David at record pace but David has my heart after this episode by roasting Mykelti and Tony and accepting are feral Truly just as she is. Meri laughs to not cry, and lets Robyn, Kody and the tenders (even though she never gets to see them) know she is leaving in mere weeks and all she wants is Kody to drive her truck up to Utah. David proposes to Christine and buys a house all in one episode. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review!

This episode had it all. Janelle and Meridian having a sit down. Christine and David and Meri having a moment. Kody and his shy wife Robyn meeting David. Oh and a horrible intermission of House Hunters: Sister Wives Edition. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

We got a traditional Brown family meal of Haystacks and Japanese Sundaes with Christine's side of the family. Christine tongues David and Tony tries to shock. Janelle is ready to lawyer up to get her stake of Coyote Pass and has a sit down with Kody who is trying to salvage his relationship with Janelle's bank account. Meri celebrates her birthday with her chosen family with the reveal of her carriage house makeover. Spoiler alert: The only ugly thing in the carriage house now is the clothing she is peddling. Christine and David go ring shopping. Spoiler alert: Christine's ring is uglier than Meri's clothing she is peddling. Please follow and subscribe. Follow @fluentinbravo

Kody jumps for the opportunity to help Meri pack her shit and get out of state. Kody thinks Meri feels lighter as she keeps drinking out of her cup. Christine and David look at wedding venues despite being together after only 6 weeks. Kody lets us know multiple times how the only thing he is guilty is not marrying for love and obligation and how offended he is. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo 5 star reviews please and subscribe!

Robyn and Kody spend Christmas without the other Sister Wives...money. Kody is excited to spend Christmas with his fave wife and with all of their presents...he means to stay present. Tony and Mykelti have one Christmas wish, and that is to have more camera time. Christine is celebrating the Christmas season by talking about David, how beautiful David is, how perfect David is and how David is the complete opposite of Kody. Meri gets gaslit by Kody. Janelle wants to lawyer up and buy property with Maddie and fam. follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Mykelti keeps on Mykeltiing and sharing she ate her placenta, but Robyn did it first. Breastfeeding is discussed while Avalon files a restraining order for Kody. Meri gets a spirtual release from her marriage from Kody on the grounds of abandonment. She would tell Kody but her number is blocked. Janelle and Gabe roast Robyn and Kody while eating eggs with spoons and Robyn realizes she can't give her kids a perfect Christmas without Janelle and Meri's paycheck. Follow @fluentinbravo on all the socials fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Robyn shows how selfless she is is by sleeping on a mattress. She also shows off her psychic skills by predicting that a baby has to poop. Christine starts to date David and my psychic skills tell me this is the man that she is going to marry as well as have a 2 part wedding special featured on TLC. Kody and Robyn try to manipulate the audience with a scene that they rehearse but quickly falls apart when Kody forgets they are acting. The family spends Thanksgiving apart but nobody invites Meri. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The family reunites for a family wedding that we don't get to see...but Kody lets us know how ignored he was and how the rest of the family faked having fun without him. Kody and Robyn prove they can have fun too with their two grown daughter, the tenders and them playing a rousing game of Jenga on the floor with fancy Carmel apples served up on fine china. We get Janelle saying the quiet part out loud and calling Kody and Robyn bad parents and Mykelti and Tony have their twins with Robyn and Christine both there. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Its the finale of a season where not much happened to our Whitney but I didn't hate this episode. Isaiah shows us his mcblur on the beach. Karen is a big dork. Whitney shows remnants of her old self that we fell in love with for a brief moment in time. We have a dance with horses and a joint bday party with only one guest getting gifts. Whitney rediscovers her love for dance and I rediscover going off on tangents. Please follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Hey kids. The phrase of the day is "financial abuse" and this episode of Sister Wives is going to show you what not to do in a marriage. Janelle and Maddy go on a drive. Janelle is serving financial deets (FINALLY) and Maddy is serving face. Robyn says she doesn't understand why Janelle feels she is owed money...while living in the house that Janelle paid the down payment for. Christine lets us know how happy she is being single, even though we saw her wedding special. Meri loves that Kody is getting his Karma in the form of Janelle. Kody hated Meri more than Meri hated Spearmint. Robyn says the other women just don't get how good she is at budgeting while not working a day in the life of her marriage to the family. Kody is cosplaying Rose on the Titanic. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review, subscribe.

The gang gets together to travel 24 hours by plane ride to Spain for Whitney (and Todd's) but mostly Whitney's bday. I don't know if you know this but she is turning 40. And she is single. And she is childless. Whitney has been so busy she hasn't been checking all the Spanish men that have been messaging her but narrows in on Juan (aka El Bluro). Whitney wants a totally casual thing that involves her to message him all night, have several FaceTime calls, set up a triple date with family and friends and want to sleep with him...so casual. Whitney takes her dirty white sneakers for Flamenco round 2. Whitney doesn't pee in the hot tub but does point out Jessica's insecurities. The gals go dress shopping and Juan never shows...leaving Whitney devastated for a man she never even met. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review, subscribe.

We get a new opening with our OG 3 lighter and brighter and our black sheep of the family Kody and Robyn. 3 Rings have now dropped and chills. Kody and Robyn find out how loans work now that Janelle and Meri are no longer contributing to the family pot. Mykelti and Tony have a Vegas themed Baby Sprinkle filled with bagels and tension. Meri wasn't invited. Kody learns all about the happenings in his family from a producer. Meri has a friend besides Just Jenn who hates Kody as much as the rest of us. Janelle only thinks of Kody when she wants her money back. Christine tells us how much she loves being single...after we already witnessed her wedding special. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, review and subscribe. Help a single mom out! fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Whitney decides to take another dance class with Todd after realizing that is how she got this show in the first place. Whitney makes a love connection with a beam. Todd can totally come to her bday party in Spain...with strings attached. Whitney is excited to get away since her privileged life has been so hard on her. Glenn prepares for his room reveal and can't wait to move back in and get away from Whit. Whit reveals her relationship with the beam didn't work out so she found an extreme sports blur to fall in love with. Tap tries to get a word in and shares his mental health struggles while Whitney shouts Tal's news from the rooftops. Whitney traumatizes Todd one more time with her dating site pics while making him sit on the floor. Follow me on all social media @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo.com Subscribe, rate and review! Its free!

Whitney and Stockholm Syndromer Todd take flamenco. Whitney can't stop bringing up Kenny and how he won't leave her alone. Whitney turns her dating profile shoot into NSFW. The pickle makes another appearance. The gang heads to Jaime's wedding where Kenny keeps getting brought up by Whitney. Tal and Jessica wonder where their paycheck is this episode and Whitney wonders why her dress is too big and alcohol keeps touching her virgin mouth. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Subscribe and review!

Matchmaker, matchmaker make Whitney a match! Alessandra Conti, matchmaker to the stars wants Whitney to ask a man to mansplain to her and take her dog to a dog park instead of just to the nearest couch or bed. Construction at Glenn's is going ok as long as Whitney stays 250 feet away from all of the workers. Whitney gets stretched and begs for compliments the entire time. Goosie Girl gets to finally go to the dog park where we meet Handy Andy, Single Phil who's girlfriend just goes to a different school and a 22 year old Simon who is totally interested in Whitney and not at all a paid actor. The episode ends with an awkward chitty chat about Whit's ho phase with the best possible audience for it. Her dad and her brother. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like and subscribe!

This episode was classic Whit. We had a nod to her affinity for peeing in water with other people in it and then telling them about it. We have her saying she is childless...almost 40...and single. We have her being a shit friend while stuffing her face with pickles. But as predictable as Whitney is, above all else she is clueless as to why she is still single, childless and 40. Lenny becomes a shining beacon of hope and Todd has Stockholm syndrome. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The ladies get together for the most boring flag football game of all time. Emily is feeling herself a little too much and her biggest story line is Shane and his Big Gulps. Gym drama follows Shannon and Alexis. Katie comes in with a plot to take Heather down for an instagram tag. My recap is less than 20 minutes for a reason. 5 star reviews and subscribe would ya? Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

DO NOT PLAY A DRINKING GAME EVERY TIME WHITNEY SAYS SHE IS SINGLE AND ALMOST 40! Whit is unbearable in this episode. Whitney commits a misdemeanor on her niece while I can never eat a cucumber again. Also Whitney is single and almost 40. Whitney surprises her niece with a gift and making it all about how she is almost 40 and single. Whit takes the ladies on the town, and reminds them how she is single and 40. Whit shows Angie the Thore family home, while reminding her she is 40 and single. Jessica accompanies Whitney to the fertility doc for a pointless appointment while Whitney puts Jessica's fertility struggles on blast. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Whitney Way Thore is back to making everything about her. We get a whiteboard scene for the first 20 minutes of the episode and TLC is literally working with nothing. Whitney and Hunter plot to keep her father's house against his wishes. Whitney has the checkbook, Hunter has the guitar. Whitney plans for Jaime's bachelorette and body shames her fiancé in the process. Angie shows up and continues to get shit for her drinking and being married while Whitney insists she was engaged twice. Whitney keeps insisting she doesn't drink while she drinks because she is the fun aunt. And the cliffhanger...I just can't. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Alexis lets us know how important a D can be. Shannon reminds us that her beef with Alexis totally isn't about her dating Johnny J and is about the lawsuit. Shannon also lets us know how Johnny Js smile is only bigger now because of his new teeth and totally NOT because of Alexis. We learn more about Katie and her life and its boring. Gina and Shannon have a moment. Gina and Jenn finally confront each other about the eviction. Jenn takes Gina's croissant in a doggie bag. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Another recap from my parents' basement and this episode Whitney is back baby! Whitney lets Glenn and Goose have some sunshine and exercise for good behavior. Glenn drops in on Hunter and Karen on a date while Whitney doesn't want her dad to not interrupt as she continues to interrupt them multiple times. Tal and Whitney share tears while looking at Balls. Whitney dresses like the Statue of Liberty for her Christmas themed party. Buddy's wife and her expressions are the only thing I'm focused on (besides the catered burritos) for the remainder of the party. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Join me in my parents' basement for another recap of this absolute whit show! Whitney continues to make everyone uncomfortable in every single way. Her romance is no more with Kenny and the squirrel in his pocket and is now contemplating Craigslist for a potential date for her niece's wedding. Whitney forces Glenn in a wig. #saveglenn. Hunter meets a...woman named...Karen. Whitney reminds us she is single. Angie gets the honor of shaving Whitney's armpits...a true Thore family tradition. The gang goes to Hunter's movie premiere in what looks like an abandoned discount theater. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Real Housewives of the OC are so back and so is Jesus Jugs herself: Alexis Bellino. Shannon reflects on her DUI and how it was meant to tell her who her friends are...not that maybe she should give the sober life a whirl. Shannon has an issue with Tamra, Tamra has an issue with Shannon, Jenn is getting evicted and now Gina is pissed at her. Oh how we missed our girls. Alexis and Johnny J are hot and heavy and Shannon insists she isn't at all jealous but that its more about the lawsuit Alexis' ex hubby Jim filed on Tamra and Shannon and not at all about his big old penis (Gina's words not mine). Rate, subscribe, review. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Whitney Way Thore lasted one whole episode (but not really) without obsessing over a man but Kenny came into her life this episode with cap in hand and a squirrel in his pocket. The Thore family heads to Kentucky to hang out with the normal side of the family. Whitney makes out with a deer, bails on axe throwing once she realizes she isn't good at it, and tries to seduce Kenny over some tongue action with candy. The episode ends with Whitney getting a date for Jaime's wedding and honestly her and Kenny seem perfect together. Glenn and Hunter choose to sit at the kid's table. fluentinbravo@gmail.com follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to give me a 5 star review, rate and subscribe.

Whitney Way Thore is back baby! How this woman has got a reality tv show for 12 seasons is beyond me but here we are. We are back in Greensboro with Whitney and she has just returned from France to visit her on again and now permanently off again boyfriend "The French Man". Things are going not so great for our Whitney as she goes through the episode crying from one ex boyfriend and his new bride to the other. Things start to look up when a man does deliver flowers to her but unfortunately its not a match. She ponders if she is in the midst of a midlife crisis but says she is desperate....to get her life back on track. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

We have a very PG-13 rated episode for you since my youngest was in and out of the room while I recorded this episode but the end of this episode and the cuteness was everything. Lauri is leaving the insurance business behind to make money with her hands and George is backing her. Jo and Slade meet up with Won G and Bob to produce her next megahit that nobody has heard of. Vicki and Duff make out. Lindsey crawls through heaven and earth to make a house party happen. Vicki pursues a career as a stand up comic and Jeana lets us know the secret to her marriage with Matt. Jo lets us all know the secret to her muscial prowess...Starbucks. Rate, Review And Subscribe! Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Favorite Episode Yet! We continue our RHOC trip down memory lane and Oh Canada is playing in my head on repeat because Shane found a girl willing to fly from Canada to meet him and its Ms. Ontario South herself. Lauri and George ditch Josh and take the rest of the family to Hawaii. Jo is our first housewife transitioning to a singing "career". Duff is getting mixed signals from Tammy who is totally over him but also totally giving him kisses on the lips. Weird. Shane continues his journey on becoming the most vile man on the OC while being horrible to Tammy, a jerk to Colton and not getting a variety of Ensure flavors for Ms. Ontario South. Jo has a birthday that doesn't include Slade and Slade shares a porkchop with a lady that definitely isn't Jo. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review (5 stars only) and subscribe so you don't miss an episode!

We Are Back!!! After a long hiatus, we are back to recapping our vintage housewives episodes from where it all started the OC and OMG this season was better than I remembered. Vicki and Donn fight over a pug. Tammy doesn't like pit bulls. Jo takes a job in LA. Lauri and Jo finally discuss the Slade of it all and his habit of double dipping. Jo replaces Slade for Shane and she is clearly attracted to red flags. Jo and Slade fight AGAIN. Everytime I think these two are broken up, they act like they are still together and we are tired. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe.

Jax's opening is coming and we are all excited that the gang is back together. This episode was worth the watch just to hear Zack call out "croc of shit boots". The confrontations of the group are great but the time jump is even better. Michelle asked for a divorce 3 days after filming wrapped, Brittany moved out of her house and into an Air bnb. Zack got a boyfriend. Kristen got lipo. I still think its a tragedy that we didn't get a reunion but so happy everyone is back except for Nia and Danny's functional marriage. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, and 5 star reviews. Subscribe!

This Big Bear trip is endless and would have been so much better with Zack and Kristen. The boys are fishing for gossip more than fish. Danny is drunker than Dorinda Medley. Janet shows up in full glam to her "surprise" baby shower. The gang heads down for naps before they need to get up for dinner. Jasmine 9th wheels it at the couple's fantasy dinner. Brittany admits she would totally divorce Jax. Jax and Jesse continue the banter of who has the worse marriage. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Don't forget to rate and review.

Just when you think VPR is a wrap, Peacock released a secrets revealed episode. Jo and Schwartz eat unlimited breadsticks that is complimented nicely with a glass of 2023 salad dressing. Twas a good year. Scheana gets her stalking from her mama. We finally get into the real numbers of how much money it takes to run Sandoval and Ariana's mansion of hell. James spends way too much money on a box of Pasta while launching Ally's music career. Follow @fluentinbravo on all the socials email fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Imagine a VPR reunion so boring that Jax and Brittany get dragged into it and they aren't even on the cast anymore. I have been a VPR fan from the beginning but it might just be time to say it's the end. James and Sandoval flex their vocabulary skills. I make Bethenny Frankel a source of my newest tangent. Scheana says she wishes Ariana would have watched all the episodes instead of clips to get the full picture of all the backstabbing that her and Lala were doing. Andy drops the bomb of showin gthe last 5 minutes of the reunion and Scheana's eyes couldn't be bigger.Ariana stays classy and Lala begrudgingly eats a Something about Her sandwich. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbrav fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate and Review

Michelle "admits" the rumors that Kristen are spreading are true. Jax proves to be a real jerk. Jesse shells out marriage advice while his marriage is done. Janet loses her shit. Zach proves to be the biggest troll of all time. The way these men talk down to all of the women is disgusting but can't stop watching.

This second part of the VPR could have been an email but here we are. Happy Memorial Day and wanted to give you a little holiday treat by recapping this snoozefest of a reunion but at least there is still plenty to snark on. Something About Her is open and Ariana and Katie are ready to serve Lala a juicy sandwich filled with crow. Scheana makes everything about her...or tries to. John Mayer is getting his lawyers ready and restraining order in place. Jo is as chaotic as we expect. Ariana contines her PR tour and Brock and Lisa double as scenery. Please rate and review. Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo as well as follow on all the socials fluentinbravo@gmail.com

I still can't believe that they aren't doing a reunion for this show but whatever. Zack hates pink booties and the spy that goes with them. Janet continues to be a mean girl. Luke and Kristen basically don't talk about anything important in their relationship but want a baby. We start to see the biggest of cracks in Brittany and Jax's marriage. Danny starts to cry. Michelle hates Jesse and so much more in this episode.

The first part of the VPR reunion is here and it was just eh. Lala is doing too much. Brock made me tear up and then immediately regret it. Why is Lisa there? Sandoval tells us about his new girlfriend who totally doesnt watch VPR. Ariana stays winning with Katie. Lala think she ate but really her and Scheana just come off as pathetic for camera time. Rate and Review and follow on all socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Was this a season finale or a series finale? Because I'm ok with VPR going bye bye as long as our faves make their way to The Valley. Im in moving hell but wanted to bring you on episode for the week to recap this finale apparently sponsored by Applebees. Lala and Scheana prove to still be two faced, Brock is the worst, Katie is the ultimate girls girl and Ariana just wants the new espresso martini at Applebee's.

Lisa is trying to make Penny happen, and Katie and Ariana aren't looking for a threesome. Brock needs a hobby. Sandoval masters the art of opening a door and incorporating LED lights onto his stage costumes. Lala shows off her softer side by facetiming Sandoval instead of texting him to disinvite him to a party he wasn't invited to. Brock growing up Mormon unlocks a core memory for me. Dan goes all the way to San Fransisco to go on the group trip without hanging with the group. Jo does the robot. Schwartz unsuccessfully throws himself at Katie but successfully proposes to Sandoval to be his roomie. Ariana puts Brock in check and I can't stop laughing at the "musical genius" of Sandoval and Scheana talking about their soundcheck. Follow on all platforms @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley is The Best Show On Bravo and if you aren't watching it I feel bad for you. Kristen's decor is giving old school VPR shitty apartment vibes. Luke hates LA and Kristen hates Colorado so they totally should have a baby together. Jasmine and Jax go on a totally organic lunch date that wasn't set up at all by production. Jax reveals to Jasmine a rumor Kristen told him. Jax gets into a hair loss prevention partnership with a bald man. Michelle has one foot out the door and Jesse has a great idea to go on drugs to get his ego in check while sipping Champagne with the boys. Nia does all the hard labor (pun intended) in her house. Jax's bar business partner's lose Brittany's number. Janet tricks Jasmine into what was said at lunch. Jax and Jesse flirt with Burning Girl Gabby and then the episode concludes with Hallway. Screaming. Cameras. Security. Production...and Kristen FINALLY reveals the real secret that she has been protecting Michelle with. Follow @fluentinbravo

If you don't want to hear about Phil and I deciding to divorce skip to the 12 minute mark. Ex sur employee Jax visits James and Ally and starts in on his hatred for LVP and Katie. Stay toxic Jax. Between Brock's fashion choices and his "career" trajectory, Scheana and Brock will go to The Valley next season. Tom and Katie are post divorce goals. We get a 3 minute montage of the Toms going through a midlife crisis and Schwartz's tattoo artist hates Sandoval more than Ariana. Jax lets Lisa know what he thinks of her in words he doesn't know what they mean. Katie and Jax have a fight that is more like a tea party while Sandoval whispers sweet nothings in Hippie's ear. Scheana and Sandoval go at it by who is going to make everything more about them and the Gang heads to San Francisco next week for their cast trip. Follow me @fluentinbravo on all socials email:fluentinbravo@gmail.com Join our private facebook group