Guess What You're Gonna Hate?

Kate introduces Janine to a plethora of mediocre band content produced through MTV's Making the Band, starting with the catchy song Damaged by Danity Kane. DK: a voice for all women... and a music video that some might say is our generation's Citizen Kane. (Note: no one but the trash hosts of GWYGH would say something like that.) Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us on all socials @HatePodcast and at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. (Hi, Kate's Mom!) Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

What's more American than crackin' open a cold one with your horse? Janine forces Kate to listen to Toby Keith's "Beer For My Horses" as we barely scratch the surface of 2000s country music trash. Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us on all socials @HatePodcast and at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. (Hi, Kate's Mom!) Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

So we just found out that you guys apparently weren't getting our episodes for the last two years? Weird. We really thought that the Podcrust dot ru dot biz was a legit website. And since our digital currency Trashcoin didn't take off, we're back, baby. To celebrate a new decade of life, Kate and Janine revisit a rom-com classic: 13 Going on 30 (2004), starring Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo. Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout our radio silence. We recently donated the funds in our Patreon account to The Trevor Project to support LGBTQ+ youth. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Continuing our Pride Month celebration, Kate and Janine revisit a problematic yet iconic moment of the 2000s: "bisexual" dating show A Shot at Love featuring Tila Tequila. Thank you for supporting GWYGH at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Back in the 2000s, webcomics were one of the few places where artists could tell the stories that traditional comics wouldn't publish... for better or for worse. Moss from Queerly Yours joins Janine for the first episode to celebrate Pride Month this year as they wax nostalgic about early LGBTQ+ webcomics. You can find Moss and their podcast Queerly Yours at www.queerlyyourspodcast.com as well as beatingthebinary.itch.io/ for their personal projects. Thank you for supporting GWYGH despite a spotty publishing record this year as Janine transitions to a new schedule. You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

You know how you're officially old? When your childhood nostalgia has been kicked to the curb in favor of the next decade. As 2000s nostalgia starts to rise, certain musicians from the era have their second wind. Aly and Aj's Potential Breakup Song (2007) has come to new life with a TikTok trend, resulting in an updated version with curse words that will even be released on vinyl. But as Kate and Janine can never focus on one topic for long, they also cover the bands that made them emo, haunted dolls, and childhood tv shows. Thank you so much to all of our supporters on Patreon.com/HatePodcast! Big shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our cool theme song. Be sure to check out Kate's gaming streams a couple nights a week by subbing to her Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/coolghostclub

BREAKING NEWS! 2000s indie darling Zooey Deschanel was in the news this week, as Katy Perry revealed that she used to pretend to be the actress in order to go wild at clubs in LA. This little factoid delivered a rush of serotonin to your favorite trash podcast hosts, so of course, we had to discuss it. Happy Holidays from the GWYGH crew! Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Garbage bells, podcast smells, Janine laid an egg! Kate-mo-bile lost a wheel and this description got away, hey! Or... something like that. Kate and Janine keep getting sucked back into the 90s, but that's okay, because where would the 2000s be without pervasive 90s nostalgia? After all, we're always wondering why things were so much better 5-10 years ago. Nostalgia stay goggles firmly on, kids! This episode is more freestyle than some of our usual episodes, but we touch on topics such as pop-punk and sexy Grinch. The holidays are coming, and if you want some sweet GWYGH merch, check out our TeePublic linked on our website, or google "TeePublic GWYGH"! Because what would a podcast be without shameless self-promotion, right? Hey, you sometimes pay to listen to us! You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing & The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Back in October, Brian from The Blood Buddies invited Janine to watch one of their favorite slasher comedy flicks: Club Dread (2004). How exactly does a film with a budget of of $8.6 million only gross $7.6 million at the box office? Listen and find out! You can find Brian's podcast The Blood Buddies wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Check out the website www.bloodbuddies.com for more info! Be sure to check out their band The Plastic Flamingos! https://www.facebook.com/PlasticFlamingosNC/ Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song. Big shout out to Taylor Killian for his editing of this episode, as well as a thank you to all of our patrons who support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast!

If you've gone back to comfort shows or hobbies from your childhood to deal with quarantine, you're not alone. Kate and Janine discuss their old favorite anime and manga Fruits Basket, created by Natsuki Takaya. Thank you all so much for your support. We had a brief hiatus due to moving, a broken microphone, and of course, the crushing pandemic that surrounds us all. We couldn't have made it through without you. If you'd like to support our content, find us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Our awesome theme song was written by the very talented Paul Ryberg of The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing. Thank you so much to our editor Taylor Killian for helping us get this content out there!

If you or a loved one was forced to watch the horse birth scene in Spirit (2002), you may be entitled to emotional compensation. Or, at the very least, emotional commiseration with Kate and Janine as they revisit the classic animated horse film and its impact on horse girl culture of the 2000s. Thank you to all of our Patrons for all their support! We now have a new editor. Please join us in welcoming Taylor Killian to the GWYGH crew! Shout out to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song. Be sure to check out his podcasts The Minute Pod or Plug-in Missing. If you'd like to access the exclusive movie notes for this episode, support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast.

Imagine that you're a kid back in the early 2000s. You've told your mom you're sick and you have to stay home from school, but this time you're not lying. Your stomach is in twists as you lay in agony across the couch, dazed as the tv channels flicker before you. Through the haze of it all, you hear a jingle telling you that you are now alone in the world, with a little CatDog. You fumble past the half-eaten sleeve of saltines to get the remote, but it's too late... the fever dream has begun. How did they even let this show air? Or maybe, just maybe... it was just a fever dream all along. Kate and Janine discuss CatDog, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1998 - 2005, if you trust that it existed at all. We float our own theories on how CatDog digested food as well as what the current state of CatDog should be in the year 2020. We now have merch! Look us up on TeePublic or check our website HatePodcast.com for a link. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing for our awesome theme song!

In celebration of the upcoming holiday, Kate and Janine discuss Firework by Katy Perry as well as questionable 2000s fashion belts, fandom names, and slip'n'slides. Thank you so much for all your support! You can find us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast. A big shoutout to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Who do you call for pizza delivery on the bottom of the ocean? Why, the Krusty Krab of course! Kate and Janine discuss the smash-hit episode "Pizza Delivery," along with their own food delivery misadventures. Thank you so much to all of our awesome Patrons. We're hoping to get back to creating content more regularly! You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Check out podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing to support the creator of our awesome theme song, Paul Ryberg!

Weeks ago, Darrell had an idea for a GWYGH episode: two movies, two comedians, two presidential elections. He gave Janine the choice of either Man of the Year (2006) starring Robin Williams or Head of State (2003) starring Chris Rock. After getting Kate's expert opinion, they choose a movie and dive right in. Be sure to stick around for an extra-special crime selection. Thank you so much to all of our awesome Patrons. You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Check out podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing to support the creator of our awesome theme song, Paul Ryberg!

We can hardly believe it. A hundred episodes of our trash content, listened to by our beloved audience! Kate and Janine reflect on the movie reviews and minisodes they've completed over the years. We both want to thank our listeners for all their support and downloads... we wouldn't be able to do this without you! Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast! Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

You heard it here first folks: Kate is officially tougher than rats. It's a good thing, too -- you need to be tough to get through the upcoming social isolation, but thankfully we can get through this together... as long as we have the new Animal Crossing game! Janine and Kate reminisce about old animal crossing, how mean villagers used to be, and their perfect animal crossing themed crime. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song! Did you know our theme is about 20 seconds long, meaning you can sing it to yourself while you wash your hands? Now you do! Stay healthy out there, friends! Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast to read Janine's movie notes and get other exclusive content.

Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite trashy broads! Janine discusses an album she can no longer enjoy after a bad breakup: Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! (2006) from Hellogoodbye. Really, though, she should have seen the breakup coming from a mile away, considering it was developed on the sketchy early internet dating site eSPIN the Bottle. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

To celebrate her birthday, Janine asks Kate to watch one of her favorite movies from childhood: What a Girl Wants (2003), starring Colin Firth and Amanda Bynes. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Welcome to 2020! A year for reflection. What better way to kick it off than to listen to an episode of your favorite trashy nostalgia podcast? Kate and Janine discuss the first albums they bought on vinyl, Record Store Day, and obsolete 2000s media such as the DataPlay disc. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Merry Trashmas from your favorite trash content producers, Kate and Janine! We discuss The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins for the final day of Trashmas. Thanks for sticking with us through this series and see you in 2020! Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Big shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and the Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Remember the days when all you needed from a phone was the ability to play Snake and maybe call your parents if you were in trouble? 'Cause we do. Reminisce about flip phones with us on the eleventh day of Trashmas. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme!

Epic Fail -- bet those are two words you haven't heard in a while. Or at least, we hope so. We're pretty glad it's left the internet lexicon since the 2000s, but we'll be talking about it today, as well as our own personal fails. Support us at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Vampires or werewolves -- a tale as old as time. Or, well, as old as 2008. Zoe from Tea & Strumpets joins Janine to discuss Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga-- especially the disappointment upon reading about the unfortunately named baby. Find Tea & Strumpets wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts and on social media @tnstrumpets! https://www.romancepod.com/ Support us at Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

You don't have to be wearing a raw meat dress to enjoy the eighth day of Trashmas. We reminisce about the aesthetics of 2000s Lady Gaga and The Fame Monster (2009). Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Sufjan Stevens should consider selling his likeness for a a small, lifelike topper for your Christmas tree that's not an angel per se, but definitely sounds like one. Kate and Janine discuss his album Seven Swans (2004). Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Kate and Janine are just rolling by to drop off the newest installment of the Trashmas series: Heelys, the secret-wheeled tennis shoe sensation of the 2000s. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

2000s fashion is making a comeback. Go dumpster diving today and get a trucker hat for cheap -- we just heard Ashton Kutcher threw out all of his. You'll have to fight the local rats for them, though. And honestly? We're on their side. Support us at Patreon.com/hatepodcast! Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plugin-Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

I'm so glad you're here! The world is ending and we only have FOUR MINUTES to do something about it! Janine and Kate discuss Madonna and Timberlake's collaboration Four Minutes (2008) for day 4 of the Trashmas series. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Oh Jo Bros three, what lyrical mysteries will you reveal to us? Katelynn from Unnatural 20's discusses the family-friendly boy band of the 2000s: The Jonas Brothers. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing.

On the second day of Trashmas... Kate and Janine discuss classic 2000s icons: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, including a brief mention of Paris Hilton's 2008 holiday mobile postcards. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

SomeBODY once told me you were missing out on trash content! Enjoy the first of our 12-part Days of Trashmas series, made possible by our Patreon supporters. Janine and Darrell talk about Shrek the Halls (2007), a Shrek holiday special. Find us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for our theme song! Listen to his podcasts The Minute Pod or Plug-in Missing wherever you find your favorite pods.

Hey, it's the first episode of your new favorite Zombie history podcast! Just kidding... it's just your weekly trash content delivery: Zombieland (2009), which just recently got a sequel. Support us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast for access to exclusive content. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.

Happy Halloween from your favorite trash content producers! We couldn't talk about Halloween without discussing the parallels between the 2019 Joker craze and the most popular costume of 2008: Heath Ledger's Joker. Support us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast for exclusive content. Thanks to all of our patrons as well as to Paul Ryberg, who created our awesome theme song! Listen to his podcasts Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.

Death is back and angrier than ever — but thankfully his premonitions conveniently fit on an SD Card. Janine and Kate discuss Final Destination 3 (2006), wherein Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead, our queen) is able to predict the deaths of her doomed classmates via bad digital photography. Welcome to our newest patron, Trisha! Support us on Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get access to exclusive content. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcasts Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.

Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. Consider supporting us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get exclusive rewards, such as Janine’s movie notes or a sticker from us!

To celebrate the 2019 Emmys, Kate and Janine naturally critique the supposed best-dressed celebrities who attended the 2009 Emmys. All these gorgeous ladies had beautiful gowns, but why wouldn't two mediocre podcast trash queens have the right to critique celebrity fashion ten years later? All credit for the original list goes to the Susan Cernek article on Glamour 9/20/2009 of best dressed celebrities. Many thanks to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.

Did you know that the hit song Mr. Brightside by The Killers has stayed on the Top 100 charts in the UK since its release in 2004? Kate and Janine revisit the band's debut album Hot Fuss (2004), including creating the definitive ranking of songs from Bop Lite to Bopgasm. Don't miss another installment of Janine's embarrassing middle school memories! Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our theme song! Consider supporting us on Patreon for exclusive content.

It's trash pick-up day! Come get your content: (500) Days of Summer (2009), starring Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, two of the cutest quirky actors you probably had crushes on back in high school. Kate and Janine, happy to be back together for the first time in months, discuss the film, Marc Webb's filmography, upcoming live action remakes of classic cartoons, and our thoughts on features that go straight to streaming. Patrons get exclusive access to Janine's movie notes. Become a patron at Patreon.com/hatepodcast ! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

For the final microsode, Kate and Janine touch on a topic they've honestly avoided for too long: MySpace. Yes, we all remember the embarrassing notes and high angle photos and we won't let you forget. Sorry! Guess what? Your favorite trash content is coming back into style... After this final microsode, we'll go back to our usual podcast schedule! Tell your friends! Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme!

Continuing the microsode saga, Janine and Kate discuss the electro-pop indie band Freezepop, known for the song "I Am Not Your Gameboy" and "Boys on Film". Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

This week, Kate and Janine discuss the Gamecube for 7.5 minutes. What's more fitting for a microsode than an episode dedicated to those little discs that made our favorite, oft-neglected game system work? Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Janine is going to be out of the country for the summer, so instead of sacrificing the trash for our lovely listeners, we have decided to do a series of micro-sodes, where we only have 7 1/2 minutes to talk about a topic of our choosing. Appropriately, the first topic is Hit-Clips, a digital audio player of the early 2000s that only played small clips from your favorite songs. Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme! Consider supporting us on Patreon: Patreon.com/hatepodcast.

Janine was just minding her own business when a song so rudely entered her brain and then refused to leave: Uncle Kracker's Follow Me (2000), which has an utterly nonsensical music video that Kate hates. If you have any suggestions for our upcoming episodes, please let us know @hatepodcast on Twitter! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our great theme song.

We have been on a bit of a hiatus and we know you missed us -- but it was for a good reason! Janine went up to Chicago to visit Kate for a few days and they got up to a lot of fun things. Seeing Janine's favorite movie BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) was a very special treat -- and the topic of this episode. Happy pride month to all of you! We love you! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing for our awesome theme song.

No matter what decade it is, parents will always be scared and confused by the weird trends of their children and often come up with bizarre explanations for their behavior, sometimes even banning toys, fashion, or media because of its supposed connotations. One such moral panic was the jelly bracelet of the early 2000s, known by some concerned parents and news outlets as "sex bracelets." Janine and Kate discuss a variety of bracelet trends from the 2000s as well as their experiences with sex ed. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song! Listen to his podcasts, The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing.

Revving up for Detective Pikachu (2019) this weekend, Kate and Janine dip into the late 90s to discuss their favorite Pokemon movies, games, and starters. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Note: There is no autotuning in this podcast. We cannot autotune. We can, however, celebrate autotune and its impact on our meme culture! Janine and her cohost (the meme master herself, Kate) discuss AutoTune the News, the Bedroom Intruder Song, and future potential graduate degrees. Thank you to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. We have a Patreon! Find us at patreon.com/hatepodcast

For the final discussion on Shallow Hal (2001), Janine speaks to Ivy Snitzer, the woman who played the plus-size body double for Gwyneth Paltrow in the film as well as to Maggie McGill, a queer plus-size fashion blogger. Ivy shares her experiences on set and her role in the movie. Later on, as Maggie McGill joins the discussion, we all share our thoughts on the representation of plus-size people in the film and how, ultimately, things could have been a lot worse. You can find Maggie McGill on Instagram @maggiemcgills and on Youtube at the following link: http://youtube.com/maggiemcgill . Thanks, as always, to Paul Ryberg from Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for the amazing theme music. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/hatepodcast

For the first part of Janine's examination of Shallow Hal (2001), she speaks with Amanda Iman of Amanda's Picture Show A Go Go. Though Janine watched this film as a young, misguided chubby kid, Amanda avoided watching it because she was put off by its trailer. We peel back the complicated layers of a simplistic comedy and lay the ground work for next week's more in-depth episode which will feature a special voice from the cast of the film to give us more insight on Shallow Hal and whether or not it has a positive message. You can find Amanda's Picture Show A Go Go and her other projects at www.amandaagogo.com and on social media @AmandasPicShow. Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

All right, we’ve finally done it. We’ve caved and reviewed a 90s movie. That’s right, it’s a GWYGH first: The Mask (1994), because ultimately, trash is timeless. You can find The VCR kids on all social media @TheVCRKids or on their website, TheVCRKids.com. Too bad Ashton Kutcher isn’t there to catch your reaction — cause you’ve been PUNK’D!!