Keeping score on everything.
The boys open and shut each other up one final time to talk turkey.15:00 - Russian Shit Holes25:30 - Best / Worst of KC/DC bits + Final "Would You Rather"37:00 - Reaction Vids to end all podcasts57:00 - Gentlemen of the Week1:06:00 - Taking a victory lapHaving plugged, closed and reclosed the show, the guys lay KC/DC: East Vs. West to rest and do so, going forward, like Goddamn Gentlemen! But wait...
DC opens to crown the Season 3 Champ, drown his feelings in novelty whiskey, and open his “food” punishment.16:30- DC’s 5th anniversary, KC’s the license judge and DC solves the racist slave-owner issue37:30- Mini golf, mario party and tatted bartenders53:00- Good or Bad? + Would You Rather: Extra Edition1:14:00- The final Praises of the Dear Leaders are Sungened.1:18:00- KC’s Hat + Reaction TimeHaving nominated what can only be described as Gentlemen of the Week, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens from hot 'n' humid Myrtle Beach. DC responds from hot 'n' humid...his house...22:00 - KC: Lord of Roads + Would You Rather39:30 - The Praises of the Final Two Tourney Gentlemen are Sung43:00 - Posting Excellent Reaction Times59:30 - The Nominating of the Two Goddamn Gentlemen.KC forgets the rules of Two Truths and a Lie right away and the guys close the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the show like a Kentucky Gentleman and KC dives right into boat class12:00 - KC's MRI results call for some leisure47:00 - Tournament results and Semifinal matchups1:00:00 - KC and DC 's "Reaction Times"1:31:30 - TGG = The Goddamn Garlic1:47:00 - Stanley toddles his way back to the showHaving settled the week, one co-host will be eating something and he'll attempt it, as always, like a Goddamn Gentleman. But wait...
KC opens the show giving the people what they want… results!7:30 - The Debut of Henry...everyone knows a Henry.22:00 - Mini golf and competing against chicks31:30 - Utah's DC sparks white man discussion on race.45:00 - KC putts better lefty + Reactions!1:10:00 - Gentlemen of the Week nominations!Having shut up DC, KC attempts to go back to back on wheel and the guys close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens to a lone shaven KC to tell him that Youtube are cunts (but justified this time probably)21:00- Items of Business, slaying "The Hill" and other cringy things to say.31:00- The George Floyd riot talk52:00- Would You Rather!!!1:17:00- Listeners go a looting for justice and the Dear Leaders Praises are Singened1:38:00- The gentlemen react and then nominate their gentlemen of the week!Having made quick work of the wheel, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens an episode for the first time in 4 weeks...but he isn't counting.1:15- Straight to pluggin' + DC opens his punishment food and wishes for swift death.19:10- DC's nightmare (hilarious) kids and whooping loved ones asses at different games.41:15- A plethora of videos get reactions from the guys. www.patreon.com/kcdcevw1:06:05- Praises are Rattled Off for the Dear Leaders + Listener Responses and Would You Rather!Having cleared up a 3-way tie (the best kind), the guys close the show amd do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens his third straight week and DC is desperate to win and choke down disgusting Lauder's Scotch Whiskey.5:15- Finding sponsors, super-chatting dramatic lawyers and a new podcast logo you might mistake for refrigerator art19:20- See-DC prove that COVID-19 is a hoax + Rattled off Praises of the Dear Leaders32:55- Sexual pickles that our listeners wouldn't sell for elemental super powers48:00- Would you rather agree 10 times in a row or be healthily stuck in traffic?52:15- DC's has an avalanche of reaction videos for KC.Having debuted the hottest new wedding track, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!!!
KC storms into May, boisterous and joyful at his new found success kicking DC's ass.1:50- Not repeating past successes and repeating past failures18:00- News! + Showing up your parents in the kitchen38:55- Rattling off the Praises of the Dear Leaders + Listener Responses1:00:20- Liveleak and Worldstar Hip-hop Reaction time!Having swiftly decided the "would you rather?" the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens the show notably and understandably excited about the upcoming rollout of the new podcast coming Summer 2020.1:30- Rip Van KC and drafting up the perfect golf round.35:10- DC's guerrilla marketing leads to new website www.cucksonly.com also he nearly gets murdered.48:15- Finally having sports is so much sweeter to DC when BYU fails...so always.58:15- Listener Responses are funnier than Kim Jong Un dying somehow.1:14:45- Would you rather KC or DC react? You get BOTH!Having left a scathing review as promised, DC and KC close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the show like a true Goddamn Gentleman - drinking wine and talking about his golf round at "The Hill"21:00- The guys talk special deliveries. Appliances, TP and food punishments.41:00- By land or by knee, recording cover songs is no party trivial matter1:05:40- Praises of the Dear Leader are sung and Coronavirus still rules the day.1:30:00- Would you rather cringe and read news or react to crazy videos and do a bonus episode?Having decided to do a bonus episode, the guys decide the week and close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens April to have the opening immediately hijacked by DC.0:30- DC had a shitty day + KC's getting his shit in shape.34:30- Tiger King and other COVID-19 distractions45:15- Listeners guess the new name of the Podcast + GOLF!!!1:17:00- Amatuer sports decide the Praises of the Dear Leaders + DC & KC ReactHaving gotten April off to a Trumpy start, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like (Two) Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the show from hot as hell (read "Sunny") Florida.0:55- DC talks travel and tries to be funny about it.11:08- Studio/podcast updates + My Corona Music Video28:10- The listeners compete for most affected by COVID-19 for the Goddamn Praises39:40- The Gr8 Deb8 "Would You Rather?"*Read aloud everything you ever read*Sing everything you ever said50:05- News, hot sauce and toilet paper failsHaving decided the week quickly and decisively, one host happily closes the show but both do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys open the week very much alive and non-Asi...uh infected with Coronavirus.2:15- COVID-19 update + Self Quarantining23:30- The Gr8 Deb8: Virtual Reality vs Isolation Reality31:30- Listeners with all the funniness one podcast segment can hold.52:45- Shilling and Trilling into the Praises of the Dear Leaders1:12:35- Cringy reactions to cringy foreigners.Having broken the 1-1 tie for March, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC starts out the show feeling equal parts braggadocious and kidney stoned. 2:00- DC tells the tale of the "Bucket-O-IceCream" + Shitty Opera Showtunes 14:30- The continuing saga of The Kidney Stone! 36:45- KC Reacts!!! + Sangin' of the Dear Leaders' Praises 51:45- The Gr8 Deb8 + International Women's Day Appreciation Having heard from the peanut gallery regarding getting lost in criminal dreams, the guys spin the wheel and close out the show as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC "confuses" DC by speaking clearly about a terrible employment commercial. 2:00- Finally, the guys talk in-depth NASCAR + Kidney Stone! 38:45- Lose weight. Also… eat this! 50:00- The singing of the Dear Leaders' Praises + KC Reacts! 1:08:05- Back with the news!!! Having decided the first week of March in an epic back and forth battle full of truths lies and jokes about the holocaust, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the last week of February. 1:00- Talking punishment tracks, fatty snacks and pain attacks. 44:00- Let the Leader Praises get Sanged! 57:15- WOULD YOU RATHER? + One-sided cringe 1:13:30- KC Reacts + Listeners talk underrated movies about amendments for the misgendered. After settling the month on the new wheel, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
A solemn DC opens the show the way the 49ers didn't open the 4th quarter - running. 11:45- Hey fatsos, be less people! + DC's punishment food reveal. 25:30- Leaderboards and the Gr8 Deb8: Piss Dribblets in your Khakis vs Having to Shit after a Shower. 39:15- KC climbs the corpulent bladder and ends up unnecessarily raped. 1:00:30- Scaling unusual animals to the size of horse...what a talent. Having reacted to a maybe death, KC tries to end the DC win streak on the wheel of "Name TBD" and does so, as always, like a Goddamn Gentleman!
DC opens the show and bitches about what a terrible weekend he's had to deal with. 10:00- La..La..Mamba! 27:45- The less shoes remaining on feet - the better the video. 38:30- Cringy Bryant 58:00- KC and the Ultrasoundians 1:12:30- Praises of the Dear Leaders are Sangt + Responses 1:36:30- KC's continuing crusades into medical maladies. Having settled the month of January, the guys close out the podcast and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens the week and the guys get straight into UFC talk. Yay! 13:45- The best listeners give the best smells and snort the finest salts. 31:00- The Gr8 Deb8: Brains vs Beauty + Get thinner, fatsos! 51:00- KC Reacts to drunk Indian garbage, disjointed Mexicans and stranger slappin' 1:01:20- Praises of the Dear Leaders get Sang't + Cringe Bros! Having settled Week 26 wheel-style, the guys racistly close out the show, and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens the show to recount the horrible face sitting across from him. 9:30- "Guys" night out with Fat-Lez Chael Sonnen, Fed Sheeran and more! 39:00- DC brings "Sexyback" YEAH! 47:00- KC reacts to why cereal Typically is a soup etc. 1:01:00- Singing the Praises of the Dear Leaders. Having settled the week quick and painless, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys end the year off right - giving gifts to all the good listeners of KC/DC. 4:15- Recapping the magic of the holiday Christmas sweater cocktail dresses. 29:00- A short while ago in a galaxy right here the Leaders Praises are Sung. 37:30- KC Reacts to BYU trash journalism and attempted vehicular manslaughter. 1:01:30- The greatest inventions from the past AND future. Having spun the wheel 'Name TBD' and kicked off January the right way, the guys close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys get right down to resolving the weeks winner on the wheel Name TBD. 10:00- Chill babies, sick babies and baby, I love them shoes! 31:15- STFU DC, it's time for KC to react to some cringy shit. 54:20- What our listeners won't share about their sex lives in the nuclear holocaust. 1:05:40- PLEASE Don't Be Racist: "Sexiest Trans Woman" (Guess - White) Having been read like a book to give Team West the week, KC serenades everyone and does it, as always, like a Goddamn Gentlemen!
An exhausted DC opens the show two days early with his family one child larger. 2:15- Baby madness and putting the hospital in inhospitality. 28:25- KC finds the link between his shoulder and brain stem. 42:20- Spinning wheels, eating corn nuts and breaking ties. Having reached a cringe factor of 10, the guys react to a guy who exploded and close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys open the show with a "full" house as Finsfan joins the action. 9:20- DC lays out the big scandal that was teased on Twitter + November gets settled. 27:15- Singing the Praises of the Dear Leaders and getting cringed so hard! 1:02:25- KC Reacts to the best horse video ever (kcdcevw.com/gfy) + Time traveling mad scientists Having produced the best version of "Truth Hurts" in existence and slayed another episode, the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC and DC open the show with their old man health problems. 10:00- Ties must be broken! + Praises Sungen to the Dear Leaders 22:40- DC is as bad at getting photographed as KC is good at driving. 50:45- Detaching wieners, KC picks the fainting asian & Movie Quote!!! Having cringed everyone to an early grave and screamed at leftist thots, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the week and KC talks about how he cries all the time.41:45- Reverse Spelling Bee! + Dear Leaders' Praises get sanged.1:04:20- Facebook Cringes of the Week1:15:30- KC Reacts to the grossest video ever! www.kcdcevw.com/gfy1:18:45- The listeners makin' cashiers uncomfortable and turnin' athletes into drunkards.Having survived hell week, the guys drop a hot movie quote and close up shop, and do it as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
Episode Title - S3 | W14 - Peanut Buttered Ball BagsKC opens the show "strapped to the bottom of a submarine" but they make it work.14:00- Making fools of our biggest fans and the losing cohost www.kcdcevw.com/gfy23:00- STFU DC, Dear Leaders of the West need not apply + Down-and-Distance graphics are for women.40:00- KC Reacts to more maybe-snuff from LiveLeak.com + Huge joke-offs58:45- The guys hate Facebook + The anti- sales pitch for cats or kids.Having killed many elephants with millions of chickens the guys shower off their goober gravy and close the show like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC coldly opens the show with another Redemption Match! It's KITTEN CANNON y'all!!!13:30- New Episode, New Episode! Twitter bet gets interesting and Halloween is a scam.22:40- Dear Leaders' Praises + Florida Man + the song choice for the loser is discussed.58:35- The news gets political, 3rd world gross and NOT THE BULL SEMEN!!!1:15:30- Cops and Walmart and paying your taxesHaving reacted to the Liveleak videos DC made him watch, KC closes out the show and do so, as always like a Goddamn Gentleman!
The guys get straight to business with some R-E-D-E-M-P-T-I-O-N... redemption.2:30- Stupid Twitter singing bets and that one time KC tried ice skating.37:00- Muttering of the Dear Leaders' Praises + Florida Man!!!43:30- Voicemail, Movie Quote and the listeners name the funniest animals on the internet.Having terminated the movie plot segment, KC ends the show after the credits, and does so as always like a Goddamn Gentleman!
KC opens the winner-less Week 11 episode by laying out the Head-2-Head deets.4:00- The guys recap the event that was "Mr. And Mrs. DC 2.0"22:45- Shut the 'freak' Up KC, DC has a chair to grind… wait…31:00- Florida Man + Dear Leaders' Praises + News!!!55:10- What's the age, sex and location of that masterbating horse?Having tried on every shoe at the palace, Cinderella and DC close out the show with VM's, Movie quote and do it like Goddamn Gentlemen
KC opens the show to a rude revelation from DC….crabs.11:30- KC's crazy weekend + most horrible burger ever created.35:00- Hey, mind that fence, jackass + Cutting assholes in line.47:15- The Dear Leaders gettin the shit sung outta their Praises and ResponsesHaving gone over all the different embroidering options on earth, the guys close out the now and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC, reigning KC/DC Head-to-Head Golf Champion, opens the show to the guys acknowledging their past selves, for better and worse.10:55- The guys play the gentleman's game...also that's not your ball, dickhead!29:15- The triumphant return of sports! + Russia Bonus Video on Patreon now!46:30- *Movie Quote! + Florida Man Tiebreaker + Dear Leaders gettin' their Praises sanged1:03:00- The most ratchet of all traffic laws get attacked by our listeners.Having taken the listeners to church and then outer space, the guys close shop and do so, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys decide to week the dumbest best way they know how… Florida Man Challenge!!!9:00- The winner opens and immediately shuts the loser up to berate them.19:30- KC learns about Dinosaurs in India33:50- DC waives Mumbai to his rental deposit50:10- Movie Quote + Terribly unnecessary & sleepy zoo animals.1:22:30- Singing the Praises of the Dear (3) Leaders.Having tasted asphalt and forced a faulty ass, the guys wrap up the show and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
With the week's winner yet undecided, the guys open the show with KITTEN CANNON! Farthest cat launched wins.6:45- From flying felines to sentient badgers + the new Voicemail Jingle! (12:30)20:30- Drama at weddings, manslaughter at haunted houses and KC at church44:15- Florida Man + high school DC's attempt to be a Florida man.1:00:00- Singing of the Dear Leaders' praises + STFU DC, KC has a childish rantHaving gone from being tailed to chasing literal "tail," the guys close the show and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
KC opens the show insensitively and DC curses God.2:00- KC golf while DC gets burned by his son, son and sun.21:30- Listeners try embarrass KC, smell-shame DC, and misgender EVERYONE!54:00- DC's gender reveal + Dear Leaders Praises are sung from on high1:14:00- *Florida Man Nonsense for the win!*Having proven there IS crying in baseball, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like goddamn gentlemen.
KC opens and gives a touching eulogy/trigger warning and then the guys pull a Marty McFly.4:45- A comically distant sounding DC opens the show and the guys talk work stress.23:00- Head-2-Head video + "It's KING Grayson" you stupid cat.34:15- Gettin' in fights and replacin' dead mics. + DC's Russian Roulette clips teaser49:20- Singing the Praises of the Dear Leaders + Extra Head-2-Head + Florida Man1:10:40- News: You found what and did WHAT?! What are you, a BYU fan?Having taught all the dunces the do's and don'ts of intersections, the guys close out this belated podcast, and do it as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys open Thursday late at night to reveal the scavenger hunt items for the next 36 hours to determine the week's winner/opener.10:40- The week winner opens the show and the scavenger hunt breakdown gets muddy.40:00- DC on the Holy War Path + Woke AF Oregonian L.A.R.P.ing48:00- ***Movie Quote*** + News Time!!! (DC's Russian cancer, UHF bandit, and more!)1:13:35- STFU KC, we're in a reverent place. + KC's Traffic schoolHaving crushed the plot of Peter Pan, the guys shill for DC's life insurance backup plan and close the show, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
DC opens the show, ass still raw, riding the high of spicy victory ready to part ways with all his "players."9:00- Conspiracy dipshittery abounds when kid diddlin' is at hand.19:30- Wading dangerously deep into the Gulf of Mexican immigration.27:45- Singing of the Dear New Leaders' Praises35:30- DC has deep seeded competitive issues that KC can't recall.56:00- Evidences are brought forth for the movement to revoke Florida's statehood.1:02:40- This just in! India still sucks + Ass-eating teddy bears, chimp beatdowns and place-kicking murderers.1:18:20- ***Movie Quote*** + Listeners get xenophobic!Having found the only use KC will have for Virtual Reality, the guys close out the show and do so as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
A very special opening from a very special Ex-Captain.3:00- The Stalin contingency plan + DC's rash saga conclusion.12:50- STFU DC, or you're getting shot… you're ALL getting shot + 2nd Amendment rant27:00- Just regular old social interactions, or as KC calls them pure death of all good feelings42:50- Singing the praises of the Dear Leaders + DC is NOT a graceful loser….59:00- ***Movie Quote that's from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back*** + Those damned Florida Men1:09:00- News runs amick in Japan and India + Death Row last meals...kind ofHaving pointed out the stinky, ugly fatsos and accidentally drank all sorts of terrible messes, the guys close out the show and do so, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
It's Season 3 errbody! The guys open the show and air out the dirty business straight away! This week: 18:00- KC's memory issues are legion, as is his futile diligence. 27:00- The guys chat the mild politics of race baiting and criminal feminine equality. 39:00- Florida Man Challenge + Record Breaking News 57:30- Iraqi Jumping Jacks: Easy as ABC + "This Fuckin Guy" 1:09:30- Trolling the 'Chuck' out of Yankees fans 1:23:30- ***Movie quote*** + Once Upon a Spoiler Alert Having started Season 3 the right way, the guys close Week 1 the even righter way, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!
The guys open cold with something we can all appreciate - a father's rebuke and stupid drivers.This week:10:00- KC's ills and Spilling your guts on carny thrills35:50- DC is cutting and casting appendages + Florida Man Challenge!!!45:30- The Holy War rivalry is alive and well + Storm their temples, they can't stop us allHaving saved his existence and invented black music Michael J. Fox makes his way back to future and contracts Parkinsons, and does it like a Goddamn Gentlemen!
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