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We're finally back America and, wow, you really let things get out of hand. I mean, seriously, wow. But don't you worry. All will be right in the world when you feast your ears on this. In this episode Aaron hijacks another game because he's lazy, Ted handles a surprise like chump...I mean champ, and Searcy ruins another surprise by going "live" in the middle of it on Facebook. Just don't call it a comeback.

We like sportz and we don't care who knows.

The guys talk about virtual reality and Ted makes a startling confession.

The guys talk about Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter with Ralph. Aaron puts a new spin on an old game!

Would you rather? Whats going on? Going Deep Ted Loves Movies Aaron and Justin hold hands   One of these didn't happen.

This show is about distractions.....wait what was i talking about?

School's out forever.

Weeknight Candlelight Quesadilla Dinner. #TeamSteak

I'm extremely busy today and Searcy took FOREVER editing this episode (thanks Searcy) so if you want to see something funny go stare in a mirror. Take it easy stupid. PS we almost got killed for this. I think that's deserving of an iTunes review or a Facebook like.

AARON HAS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT! #FeelTheBrent! The guys kick off the show by..... you know what? I haven't had a chance to write a synopsis today. It's Easter. I'm organizing my sock drawer. I know that sounds like a thing that people say as a fake made up excuse, but i am honest to God organizing my sock drawer and watching Family Guy. It's a good one. Joe quits his job and gets depressed, but in the end he's a hero. #Heartwarming. I should be watching The Walking Dead, but my wife is working from home so for the love of God don't talk to me about it yet! What else.....OH! I lost some more weight. I know nobody cares so i wont bore you with the specifics.......17 POUNDS! Eat that Losers! Did you guys get any good candy? My mother-in-law always gets me a giant Reese's Egg every year, but this year knew i couldn't so she bought me flip flops and gum. Sad. Are you still reading this? I'm seriously finding socks that i specifically remember buying in the 7th grade. That's too long to keep socks right? Anyway...BYE! #ButSeriouslyAaronToldMeOffAirThatHeIsVotingForBernieSandersAndHeMayEvenGetA#FeelTheBernTattoo

WHAT'S GOIN DOWN CHARLIE BROWN?! The guys kick off the show by discussing Aarons sloth, Ted's bikes, and Searcy's Betrayal Breakfast! They see What's Going On and Peter Pan regrets his role as Hitler in the fluff piece "Battle of the Ball Pit." They Go Deep and talk about pressing forward. Searcy dusts off Scenes from the Web.

Man i had 3 weeks to write a synopsis and this is all you idiots are getting.

O.M.G. PRAYERS! The guys start off the show by talking about fine dining and weight loss. They see Whats Going On and Trump gives crocodile quesadillas an A+. Then they Go Deep and talk about being burnt out in your faith. They dust off an old game. Ted Brags, Aaron is pretentious, and Searcy breaks his butt!

Funky Cold Medina! The guys kick off the show talking about Lawnmower Ted. They see What's Going On and talk all about the General Scarface chicken taco diet. They Go Deep and talk Gun Control. I can't remember all that was said, but I think Aaron is voting for Bernie Sanders. They play a new game and it's decent! Aaron goes full Spearhead, Searcy is relaxed, and Ted gets a rare win!

This episode is all about Ryan Luelf! He calls in to give the guys an update from Mexico. (Warning: Some Language)

This one gets a little crazy as the guys record this episode immediately after the last one. Bailey Sullivan FINALLY joins us in the OTQ studio and it's not quite how he dreamt it would be. The guys discuss why everyone needs placemats to be able to speak about political issues, horrifying inventions (vampire limbs anyone?), Hitler's...shortcomings, and the perfect gift for the Arabic businessman. Then they Go Deep with the New Year and play everyone's favorite game concerning murderers and musicians, Murderer or Musician. Also, Searcy sings the new hit song "My Shahada", Aaron explains why mind-controlled objects in his house would be bad for his weight and Searcy's face, Ted struggles with words, and Bailey gives them a lot of work to do for accidental bands.

DON'T BE A DOUCHE! The guys kick off the show by talking about their terrible weeks. They see What's Going On and Yale students want to take Floridians God given right to sell canned farts or something. Then they Go Deep and talk about who Jesus really is. They wrap up the show with Scenes from the Web: Christmas Edition! Ted elbows the elderly, Aaron needs a product, and Searcy made COOKIES! BUT HOW?!?!

AND I CAN'T DENY! The guys kick things off by telling you how you can make big bucks from home without ever leaving the couch! Then they bring in Seneca Medici and talk all about his new book. They see Whats Going On and it's the same old same old, solar death panels, cat head spray, and whatever boring thing Aaron talked about (we already forgot!) They Go Deep and talk about the influence the company you keep has on your life (were all screwed.) They wrap up with This, That, Etc... Aaron is born ready, Ted's not a nerd, and Searcy's an author?   Click here to buy Seneca Medici's newest book!

HOW WAS YOUR WEEK!? The gang kicks off the show by talking about their Thanksgiving with their legitimate crazy relatives. They bring in the guests (not that Ted cares) and start with Whats Going on. Aaron brings up WW2 (AGAIN), Ted can't say names, and Searcys news stories are totally valid! They play Closer to 100 which was the guests favorite game (off air conversation.) Then they Go Deep and talk about the Syrian refugees (Buzz Killington.) Johnny overshares, Joes looks like a Syrian refugee, Ted loves somebodys mom, Aaron is a terrible mechanic, and Searcy makes everybody groan!   Real-life-podcast.com

The guys are back with more...something. In this Thanksgiving-themed episode they pledge their loyalty to the High Commissioner, discuss nice thieves, a good ol' fashioned Florida revenge story, Americhristianity, guilt-tripping your family into communicating, and take on Big Bead and Big Tire. Then they play the new hit game Joel Osteen or Fortune Cookie and Siri Songs. Also Aaron wants to fight with Ted, Justin depresses the crap out of everyone, and Ted unleashes a wheezenado!

All new episode plus the interview with Ryan Luelf originally posted on Nov. 2 (warning: language). The guys discuss how to defeat ISIS (coloring books!), a $1 billion word document, tight-ends named Butt, the life-saving properties of Hotpockets, and play a James Bond themed This, That, or the Other. Also, Ted reveals Banksy's identity, Justin tries for an offensive stereotype voice but misses, and Aaron gets fired up about Mizzou!   Ryan's links https://www.facebook.com/doyouownyourlife https://www.gofundme.com/luelfstrong https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_T8m_17FIIb_Ht0454RA https://theyololifeblog.wordpress.com/

The guys kick off the show talking about Searcys (kind of) promotion. They bring in Scott Taylor and his ears are burning. Then they see whats going on and its a total sausage party. They discuss hot dogs...or is it tacos? Whats the difference?! They talk about mean grannies, McSmugglers, and how the bucks stole Christmas. They play Closer to 100 (Scotts favorite game.) Going Deep is all about Empathy and Scotts book Jacob and the Cloak. They wrap up with taglines and the casting for the Doug Movie and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING missing from the show!   jacobandthecloak.com

Its the not-so-Halloween episode! Ralph stops by and the guys talk about their new equipment and The Orange Buffalo! Searcy invents a curse word, Aaron finally has his own soundboard, and Ted comes up with the plot to a terrible Halloween movie. They play This, That, or The Other and it doesnt suck too bad! Then they go deep and talk about the supernatural, but it pretty much just turns into the guys talking about how big of pansies they are. They play Murderer or Musician and Aaron still wants some hilarious murderer stories. Ralph is a total racist, Searcy is afraid of plastic bags, Ted explains Bat-Dog, and Aaron gets body-slammed by a ghost toddler!

Guys I know that we post a lot of silly stuff, but this is something we are very serious about. Please take the time to listen to this very important interview and then head directly over to gofundme.com/luelfstrong. We have many opportunities in this world to make a difference, but not all of them will have this great of an impact. Family is the most important thing that we have in this world. Lets all do whatever we can to help this one. Every little bit helps.

IT'S THE 20TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! QUICK TURN IT OFF! The guys start off by talking about how big of a screw up Searcy is. They eat some IHOP crepes with the IHOP Creep. We hate Reese Witherspoon worse than a pocket full of soft carrots. They play Closer to 100 and listen to some Kickin' Tunes! Then they go deep and talk about their heroes letting them down. Aaron is bi-partisan, Ted feels awk'rd, and Searcy says the worst thing ever said on the show!

Episode 19 is NOW! The guys start by talking about Ted's camping trip, Aaron's 4-wheelin, and Searcy's new forehead scar. Aaron has a new plan to extort money from his nieces and nephews, Ted becomes a wheelchair DUI public defender, and Searcy likes Graham Cracker Crunch (whatever that is.) Then they play MORM and Aaron wants happier murderers. They go deep and talk about forgiveness because that's all they could think of. Ted's house almost explodes and the gang plays Siri Songs!

Dr Pepper is white trash! The guys talk about transgender kids, Caitlin Jenner (surprise surprise), staring contests, looting, perpetual sneezing, superbroads, and Uber escape plans! Aaron tries his best with a new game. Does it flop? Tune in to find out! Then they go deep and talk about their insecurities (what a bunch of crybabies!) They make the worlds most depressing musicals, Aaron shares a pop with The Juice, numbers are numeric, and be careful which Uber picks you up! Meow...

The guys cough slightly less this week! They discuss Garth Brooks being creepy, BEES!, weekend-at-Bernie-ing Ted when he dies, priest muskets, and the worst theme park ever! They also answer everyones burning questions. Then Aaron proves he knows way too much about musicals, Ted doesn't know the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg, and Searcy listens to Nickleback!!!!!

*COUGH* The guys are still sick! Ted and Aaron pretend Searcy is extremely intelligent, they take selfies with sharks, and the pope totally rocks out with Beyonce! Ted hates all Johns and Aaron brings you OTQ's most tolerated game! They go deep on tattoos and piercings while Searcy's just being Searcy. John Cena wins Siri songs and Ted is a heathen!

Do you like petty arguments and cheap shots of a personal nature? Then check out this episode. The guys get more argumentative than usual and you're welcome! Their guest Margaret drops some knowledge and goes toe-to-toe with Ted. Unsurprisingly they discuss feminism with their first female guest. They also discuss nazi gold/toxic nerve gas, Borgata Babes, play the new game Murderer or Musician, and (gasp!) defend the rights of the ladies of the view (seriously). Also, Searcy gets a rare zinger, Aaron refuses to let Searcy be the longest serving member of OTQ, Margaret asks Ted the hard questions, and Ted wants government mandated castration.  Check out margaretolver.wordpress.com for Margaret's blog Deliberate Faith

The guys kick things off by talking about their 10 year high school reunion (spoiler alert its about as successful as their 10th episode). Ted blindsides Aaron, capes are back in, and Aaron hates Jane Fonda. They discuss the unpredictable things that life throws at them and all the while Searcy just cant seem to pick up on Ted and Aarons cues. They play guess who died, Searcy invents a new product called "Podtacks", and Aaron mops the floor with Ted on Siri Songs.

Wheres Oregon?! The guys sit down with Josh Beck of the Dont Be Stupid podcast and Ted kicks things off by talking more crap about Kansas (Joshs home state). Justin praises the Rib Man and Aaron is a total racist about it. Josh fills us in on THE MOST INTENSE PILLOW FIGHT EVER! They play the best game on the podcast according to the guest which makes it official. Then they go deep and discuss their pride and feelings of inferiority *single tear* Scenes from the web is way less offensive than expected and our guest SLAMS our email address!

GET ME OREGON! The guys give thanks for the states they've acquired, but they aren't done yet. They discuss a cornicopia of topics including cancer, Trump Bible, HIV, Drake, Lice Hitmen, Jefferson Davis, and the Portland Pooper! Aaron brings a headlines game to the table in what seems like forever. Then the throw the party switch and talk about the Left-Right paradigm. Ted has no idea what segment we're doing, Searcy introduces a new game, and Aaron straight up insults Ted's haircut!

The guys try their darndest to make this the most eleventh episode ever!

It's the top of the mountain! The guys celebrate defying the odds and reaching episode 10, poop water, participation trophies, sharks attacking like sharks, and a Big-Mac beatdown! The gang then welcomes their new sponsor in order to make big bucks! Then they go deep and talk about what anger means in relation to Christianity and Aaron ironically gets angry with Justin and Ted for not preparing notes on the topic of anger. Aaron and Justin prepare a present for Ted. Aaron makes everybody cringe on Scenes from the Web, and Justin leaves the cap off the toothpaste!

The guys welcome special guest Reggie to fill in for Ted while he is on vacation. They discuss how every argument can be won by mentioning WWII, lawyers demanding trial-by-combat, literally being sentenced to marriage, everyone's favorite crazy uncle Ron Paul, and the return of everyone's third favorite game: Headlines! Also, Aaron pulls a Ted while trying to read, Justin makes the deepest comment ever, and Reggie can't pronounce "Les Miserables".

Ralph returns for the exciting continuation of cop stuff! The guys talk about their worst haircuts, "hip" politicians using emojis, the most depressing Rotten Tomatos scores, and how the fans killed it (get it?) on the Scenes from the Web fan response. Also, Justin can't pronounce the word "dispatcher", Ted tries to get #pooplikeagirl started, Aaron tells an embarassing story about being fat on an airplane, and Ralph tells us the grossest thing kept in a baby book.

We got Ohio! In this short episode the guys discuss the genius decision that is our e-mail address, politicians and their "faith", selfie fines, and drug-dealing hearse-snatchers. Then they play Back In My Day with Alex and ask two important questions: Do facts matter if they hurt your feelings? And should all college students be provided videos of puppies frolicking? Also, Aaron teaches you the way to good mental health, Ted enters panic mode over time limits, and Justin struggles with acronyms.

Do you like both philosophy and bathroom humor? Then check out this episode. OTQ welcomes the very first guest to the show, Ralph the cop. THe guys talk about live TV shark attacks, nihilism, Twinkle Tush, digital kidnapping, and play Scenes from the Web. Also, Justin gets lost in philosophy, Aaron can't stop talking about cat anatomy, Ted suggests the best theme for a school dance, and Ralph gives us an "insulpliment".

The guys talk about #forgiveness, who might sue us, skyrocketing tuition costs, how to become a hero by clicking a button on Facebook, and the oldest living Golden Girl. Also, Ted can barely quote the Communist Manifesto from memory, Aaron uses the arguments of a crazy person, and Justin tells us why ink-junkies are responsible for the death of "clean-skins."

The guys discuss stirring your Starbucks with a monkey claw, why "Oklahoma" and "Ted Turner" are not politically correct, Hitler Boulevard, and why shooting small explosives at each other shows our love for America! Also, Justin reads us the entire Internet, Ted invites a special guest to the podcast (spoiler: its Siri), and Aaron reminisces on fun times that could have killed him. 

Do you like uncomfortable hot button issues? Then this is the episode for you. The guys discuss cultural cleansing, Cuba's brilliant marketing scheme, Raiden sound effects, and the Confederate/Homosexual battles of Facebook. Also, Aaron goes full-blown history teacher, Searcy tells us how to control the idiot population, and Ted realizes he can't read.

Aaron, Ted, and Justin get new mics so you don't hear everything in the room! The guys defend the millennial generation, point to specific religious leaders, and play the Victoria Osteen/Billy Madison mash-up you've all been waiting for! Also, Ted confuses I-devices with eye devices, Aaron call Idris Elba (an English actor) an African American, and Justin reads a news story that may or may not be real.

Our first episode! Aaron, Ted, and Justin tackle the issues of Christians drinking alcohol, fake Southern accents, Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner's identity, and tell you what's going on. Also, Justin secures us an impossible email address, Ted's phone goes off mid-podcast, and Aaron's inner-nerd makes an appearance.