Ridiculous Dialogue

The prophecy has been fulfilled, Ridiculous Dialogue is back with a brand new episode! Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss how many of the Top 10 artists they recognize, why 80's movies were the breast and how much tipping has gotten out of control. Bryan also outlines how a simple project turned into a test of emotions.

We’ve got food delivery issues this week on Ridiculous Dialogue! In addition, Bryan discusses some new nicknames he’s been handing out and Kelly brings up an odd phobia. Lastly, we drew the line when compromising on decor and gave ideas on how to change movie theaters for the better.

As you’ll see by the title, it’s another high brow episode of Ridiculous Dialogue where we discuss funny German phrases, the stock market and why some board games are harder to learn. Also, you’ll hear Bryan’s inner redneck and why Rob has trouble trusting things in the garage.

This week on Ridiculous Dialogue, Kelly’s ghost is back and seems to have changed up its tactics. We also discuss binge watching and why strangers might receive some odd postcards soon.

We all know “stomach issues” is just a code word for other happenings, but in this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, we break down why that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Bryan also updates us on his stock market trades and Kelly describes her new ghost electrician.

Our haircuts have been scheduled and even though we’re excited to get them, this week on Ridiculous Dialogue we discuss how life’s pace has slowed overall. Additionally, Rob presents a train problem, Kelly goes all Tiger King and Bryan updates us on playing the stock market.

We’re in full-on PanDAMNic mode this week, with our hair getting longer and our patience getting shorter. We discuss being bored of streaming and planning to get outside for some sun and fun (don’t let Kelly catch you hanging out in the front yard though.)

Cabin fever is setting in and some members of the crew are turning to the pantry for the solution. (Hint: Alcohol is technically a solution, chemistry-wise.) This week we discussed fridge art, handmade masks, as well as why Bryan and Kelly are boycotting Tiger King. Finally, Bryan discusses how his experience with a vacuum repair really….sucked.

This is a particularly innuendo-filled episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, which is saying something. We also discussed crappy internet reviews and what boozes to stock up on.

This week on Ridiculous Dialogue, we’re listening to weird music and speaking Restorically. The episode takes a turn when Kelly starts describing the unique cupcakes she’s pondering.

Fashion is coming back around and this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, we discuss pieces we’d like to see make a comeback. We also highlight why white collar crime doesn’t always pay and Kelly questions where the spots in the yard have been coming from.

After a busy holiday season, we’re back with Ridiculous Dialogue! This week we debate road tripping vs. flying and why sometimes it’s important to apologize to your dog. We also learn about the different types of sweaters and why Truck Month leads to some raunchiness.

This holiday episode of Ridiculous Dialogue is brought to you by nude art, swimming in the women’s only lane and caring for each other in old age. However, what would the holidays be without bringing people together, even if it’s to play “hide the pickle.”

Daylight Saving Time is still rocking our fuzzy brains for this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, as we discuss our upcoming holiday plans and sock oddities. Bryan also discusses his continuing journey to ditch Big Cable and why it’s had him up in the attic yelling. Lastly this week, we ponder how all the large Christmas trees are collected and set up around the country.

Bryan describes a strange chain of events this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, which began with a lack of underwear and led to a doctor's office accident. However, Kelly quickly takes the reins and reveals an interesting nervous tick that inspired this episode’s title.

Rob’s trying hard not to be a creeper this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, as he explains trying to give an old bicycle to a neighborhood kid. We also discussed putting up the Halloween decor a bit late and why cord cutting hasn’t been as rough of a change as expected. Finally this week, we highlight some old terminology and Kelly reminds us about getting a pump from a friend.

It’s a vice-heavy episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week as Bryan, Rob and Mike discuss the dangers of vaping and why Whiteclaw is just a re-skinned Zima. We discovered that was just gateway conversation to the harder stuff though, after Mike introduced us to his prison crafting videos.

We “heard tell” of some pronunciation issues this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, but realized it might just be a regional thing. You’ll also hear about the hypothesis we’re dubbing “Christmas Displacement” and explain why it’s to blame for the holidays arriving earlier and earlier. Last but not least, we can’t leave out Bryan and Kelly describing the up’s and down’s of Pickle Beer and whether plant burgers are here to stay.

It’s an extra “funny” episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week as we discuss Rob’s failed stand up attempt and binge watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. We also weed through TV/Movie recaps, like the newest Tarantino movie, as well as some of his past films. Finally, Kelly tells us why she might just be done with the outdoors for good.

Our bad luck streak continues this week on Ridiculous Dialogue and we wonder if the planetary alignment really does have something to do with it? Kelly and Bryan also share their beef with the cable company that led them to kinda cut the cord. Finally this week, we discuss the difference between good and bad music documentaries, while also being worried about nuclear power plant meltdowns.

Bryan’s apparently been marked by wasps and this week he recounts the back to back attacks he’s experienced in the last week. In addition, we hear about some personalized license plates that were denied in Texas and brainstorm some we’d like to try and put through. Finally this week the crew breaks down the third season of Stranger Things. (Spoiler Warning.) The show recap also led us down memory lane and caused Kelly to start jonesing for some Orange Julius.

This Monday morning recording of Ridiculous Dialogue was short, but filled with funny as we discussed our new podcast digs. The crew lamented family dinners and the woes of the Cheesecake Factory. Finally this week, we described some grocery store problems and why Jason owes someone a new hand towel.

It seems like everyone has a plan for surviving an apocalypse, but as you’ll hear on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, some are more simple than others. This week the crew also discussed the difference between comic books and graphic novels, as well as taking too many pictures. Finally, Rob tells a cautionary tale of why you always want to keep a little solid food in your diet.

When you play the game of hate, you get this special edition of Ridiculous Dialogue! We’re joined by Nick this week to pick apart the last episode of Game of Thrones and we’re giving it both barrels. This is a spoilertastic episode if you haven’t seen GoT, so avoid it if you plan on watching.

Getting old has its ups and downs, which the crew thoroughly discusses this week on Ridiculous Dialogue. Additionally, after debating what makes “fancy nuts,” we hear about Bryan and Kelly’s Kentucky Derby Bingo. Spoilers, hungry rompers make an appearance.

Thinking of having your downstairs remodeled? Don’t miss the tips this week on Ridiculous Dialogue! In addition, the crew discussed whether Netflix is doomed and why we’re getting a bit burnt out on the Marvel movies. Also spoiler alert, Rob lost the bet with Bryan.

It’s a rowdy episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, as Bryan is joined by Jason, Mark, J.B. and another Brian (who spells his name wrong.) The guys discuss their recent shooting trip, which for some of the crew was fueled by Diet Mountain Dew. We also find out that King Ranch, Texas is surprisingly steak-free, yet Habaneros are plentiful and you need to watch out for them when you’re cruising around on your rented scooter.

We’ve been accused of toilet humor before, but this week we really step into it when talking about Bryan and Kelly’s fancy Japanese toilet seat. In addition, we discuss Rob’s bachelor party and why a casino took our money, but kept some stickers. Lastly this week, Bryan discusses his newest initiative to scare up some rivalry in the office.

With a cold front sweeping Texas this week, it’s a sleepy week on Ridiculous Dialogue. We discussed getting that perfect sleep hairdo and rules for sleeping in a bed with family. (People from Oklahoma have different boundaries on that.) Finally this week, Bryan showcases his perfected boiled egg recipe and describes why he’s embracing the Internet of Things more.

Nick called in on this week’s episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, but that’s only because he called in while we were recording and Bryan answered. We also talked Vegas hotels and farty chairs. Last but not least, we covered desserts and the horrible things that some people do to them.

It’s Valentine’s Day and Bryan is on the warpath against Krispy Kreme. Enjoy this special edition episode of Ridiculous Dialogue as the crew discusses a rogue franchise and their miles of red tape.

We struggle to remember several things this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, but just chalk it up to old age. Speaking of old age, the crew discussed buying a newspaper ad and continuing their technology break. We also offered up some True Detective theories, so if you’re not caught up maybe skip past that part. Lastly this week, we hear about Rob’s Grandma and her strange Christmas gift, which led us into a discussion of human-made goods.

Just how big was Clark Griswold’s bonus in Christmas Vacation? It’s a hotly debated topic this week on Ridiculous Dialogue as the crew tries to come up with a figure. We also heard about a phantom moth and some sleep assault from Kelly. Finally in this episode, Bryan explained how his Dad’s new hobby is intersecting with his old one.

Ridiculous Dialogue has returned from the holiday break and Kelly’s fallen victim to the cashew brittle. In addition to brittle, we discuss other holiday eating and have an intense debate about hot dogs. Finally in this episode we highlight the benefits of making our phones dumber to actually pay attention to things around us.

Add to your holiday cheer with a little holiday humor from Ridiculous Dialogue, where we discuss dramatized cooking shows, talking in an Uber and the decline of Mall Santas. The crew also complained about text shorthand versus emoji and Rob described why he’s requesting his lottery tickets be pre-scratched.

Despite rumors on social media (Ok, it was one tweet), Ridiculous Dialogue isn't going anywhere! This week we delved into the holidays, discussing everything from the best and worst of Thanksgiving, to why certain Christmas songs aren’t getting radio air time. Besides the holiday talk, Bryan, Rob and Kelly provided highlights from a recent Repeal Day celebration they attended. Hint, it involves goth flapper girls and fake jazz bands.

It’s a real “barn-burner” of an episode this week as Rob describes his life as a virtual cowboy and Kelly laments Texas needing to legalize “special cookies.” Also this week, the crew discusses the downside to selling things online and taking strangers pictures in public. Finally we take flat-earthers to task and give some insight on how we all test for drunkenness. (Spoiler: It involves Jack-in-the-Box Tacos.)

It’s a haunted episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, where we discuss upcoming Halloween plans, as well as some creepy things that have been happening lately. We also lamented becoming old people and falling out of trends, like vaping and Fortnite. Finally this week, Kelly defends Oklahoma against a two-pronged attack from Bryan and Rob.

We’ve got some serious grown-up topics on Ridiculous Dialogue this week, including selecting house fixtures and Bryan’s new ladder. Rob also told us about a bee problem he’s encountered and why he’s just considering taking up beekeeping to deal with it. Lastly this week, Bryan recounted a recent “Tyler Durden” moment he had while buying jewelry and Kelly explained why she was suspicious of the purchase.

We don’t need alcohol to have fun on Ridiculous Dialogue, but we’re finding that it helps! This week we discussed pushy vacation drug dealers and why road rage seems to be getting worse. Rob also shared his microwave revelation and why he’s laying low from cheese ads on social media. Finally this week, the crew pondered whether they could start selling their own online data and Bryan shared his excitement for some new Sonos functionality.

We wasted no time this week on Ridiculous Dialogue and immediately began the episode by making fun of Canada. Soory Canuckleheads. We also discussed the appropriate age to display taxidermy projects and why the Tamale Lady always get a pass. We tried not to get political when discussing why people have been setting their shoes on fire, but that didn’t turn out so well and Bryan ended up mentioning Kanye West. It all stemmed from Bryan’s need to dig out the twine and bundle up old newspapers for reference.

Fair warning, this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue is a little more “after hours” than most and contains extremely strong language. That being said, it is hilarious language from the whole crew, including Matt and our returning special guest Jason. The crew explained their Platinum Shaming of Jason and Kelly revealed her tried and true hiccup cure. Jason told us how he was forced to educate a light-pouring bartender and how it almost involved the Dickle.

Gracing us with his presence once again on Ridiculous Dialogue, our good friend Jason Crist joins us on this episode to discuss some epically high-brow humor. Some of this included current memes and why the Internet may be dooming our social skills for years. Finally, it wouldn’t be a good episode if there wasn’t a little fecal-focused discussion, which surprisingly didn’t originate from Kelly this time!

It’s so hot here in Texas, we’re considering creating a brand new thermometer! This week on the podcast, the crew discussed what Papa John should do with all that dough. We also talked about just how dumb base jumping is and why it might give you “vertigree.” Finally in this episode, we discussed getting patted down by TSA and our mission to clean up silverware drawers across the country.

This week on Ridiculous Dialogue, we’re joined by a new member of the ITS Crew, Angie! We’re also soliciting great band names for our 80’s cover band. We tried to spitball a good one, but as you’ll hear nothing really won out. The crew also discussed family embarrassment and why we might be founding the first La Croix All-Pro Drinking Team.

When it comes to first world problems, nobody beats the team on Ridiculous Dialogue. This week we discussed the pains of searching for the perfect end table and provided our thoughts on what we’d do with an insane amount of money. Also this week, the crew talked about their hopes for Space Force and what actually defines a selfie.

It’s a liquid-filled episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, where we discuss everything from the best light beers to why Houston is such a sweaty city. We also hear some pretty over the top information from Kelly, including why your posterior might be smarter than you think and why you should avoid mud at concerts. The crew discussed their eager anticipation for Stranger Things 3 and why swatting is one of the dumbest things we’ve heard about. Finally, Bryan and Kelly filled us in on their Uber ride from hell, including a quick detour through the ghetto.

Math is sometimes a tough concept to grasp and this week on Ridiculous Dialogue we hear why pizza math is the hardest of all. We also covered some of our most embarrassing and cringe inducing moments. Finally this week, we touched on some of the funniest aspects of the PC culture that’s been plaguing us for quite some time now.

It was a fecal-filled episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, as we discussed everything from Rob sneezing on a juice cleanse to Bryan dodging a turd on a beach run in the Navy. Also this week, Bryan and Kelly gave us an update on their cardinal problem and Bryan detailed a new issue he’s having with birds. Finally, we heard about Bryan’s weird mental movie connection with the word “shampoo” and why it leads to peanut butter in odd places.

We’ve finally reached the milestone we’ve been anticipating for months with our 100th episode of Ridiculous Dialogue! True to our name, this episode is filled with ridiculousness, like the crew struggling with Roman numerals and debating how much organization is too much. We also discovered that Kelly’s anger can be calculated using a highly scientific formula and how it may lead to her needing a throw down piece.

Episode 100 of Ridiculous Dialogue is closer than ever and in proper fashion, we can’t help but mention it this week. Another hot topic this week was Ready Player One and its surprising lack of ending Easter eggs. Kelly complained about her lunch’s dry meat caused by a microwave beef bomb and the crew then delved into the proper timing for microwaving food. Continuing the food debate, Bryan then revealed his preference for cold desserts vs. hot.