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Join Stu and Al on topics that include ‘Top 3’, ‘90’s Corner’ and ‘Tales of the Bag O’ Nails’. Irreverent chat and laughs (Not a guarantee).

Stu & Al


    • Apr 24, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    91. Milk and Two Sugars Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 53:59


    Back again after a long break with Top 3 Samuel L Jackson films, a sort of Easter Special and a new low for the poll. There's plenty of riddles, Humpty Dumpty down The Bag O'Nails and a phone call to Sir Trevor McDonald's wife. All this and your regular features too.

    90. Shake that Jelly Belly Harold!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 67:05


    The most inconsistent podcast is back with Top 3 Soap Opera Characters, The Apprentice runs throughout and Al rushes a drunk Stu. Find out which Dinosaur was the last to go extinct, there's a Chinese restaurant in a church and the 'C' word is overly used. All this and your regular features too.

    89. Oh Boy! He's rear admiralling again!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 62:02


    Back for 2025! There's some listener feedback for the new year, top three consoles are discussed and a call to mums everywhere. Find out what a Scarface/Cujo film would sound like, a new In The News title and the good podcasting bell is rang. All this and your regular features too.

    Christmas Special 2024: Sleigh What!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 48:22


    It's Christmas!!! This Christmas special is live from the Bag O'Nails with extra special guests. As promised, this is a drunken episode with some terrible festive jokes and exclusive Christmas TV specials. There's also a couple of Christmas quizzes, a live party popper and mentions of Lou Garrett's disease. Enjoy!

    88. Old Donny Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 50:39


    It's Top 3 cancelled celebrities this time around, apologies to a listener and there's a return of the runaway Emu. The Golden Girls are down The Bag O'Nails, the new Milhouse actor gives us some lines and find out what fans of the Stu & Al Pod are called. All this and your regular features too.

    87. Pretty Fly for a WIFI

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 53:07


    Its top 3 box sets this episode, there's extra Mike Reid and a new business for Uncle Dorigay. Stu tells his first poo jokes, there's a new Borealis down the Bag O'Nails and there's cheese puns aplenty. All this and your regular features too.

    86. Halloween Boob & Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 58:21


    Back again for a Halloween special featuring spooky jokes, old people horror stories and conker controversy. Its top 3 Danny DeVito films, Les Dennis is on the phone and lots of new characters on In the News. All this and your regular features too.

    85. Heckled by a Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 50:45


    Back after another short break, its Top Three Tom Hanks Films with plenty of puns, a rap battle diss track and unusual national holidays. There's Tipping Point bloopers, an incredibly dark joke and Stu getting hassled by his dog. All this and your regular features too.

    84. Let 'Rap' Battle Commence!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 51:14


    Back again after another break, top three TV theme tunes are discussed, there's a new comedy character and Stu says the 'C' word twice. There's a new episode of Birds of a Feather, some truly excellent tips and an epic rap battle. All this and your regular features too.

    83. Nobbly Bobbly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 48:07


    Join the chaps this week to discuss top 3 post-watershed cartoons, bee puns and some secrets of the England football squad. Find out who's not seen Top Gun, there's a German quiz about non-German things and a listener messes up the first time for 80's corner. All this and your regular features too.

    Euro 2024 Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 36:17


    It's almost time for Euro 2024 and Stu & Al are jolly dee! England's starting 11 is chosen, an unprepared England's never has beens is discussed and there are 5 football jokes. The Hamilton's get a mention, there's secrets in the England team camp and Sweet Caroline is shit.

    82. Nick Cage...Uncaged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 49:02


    The podcast is back...again. It's Nick Cage crazy this week with top three Cage films, a quiz and impressions. There are some incredibly rude jokes on 'In the news,' dad jokes and an unfinished 'Bag O'Nails as well as information about a Coronation Street tour. All this and your regular features too.

    81. Cheese & Pineapple Hedgehogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 62:07


    Its top 3 buffet food items this episode, rubbish mothers day jokes and updates from the Arsenal match. There's a trailer for an Apprentice 'too rude for TV' DVD, an unlucky man down the Bag O'Nails and enough movie spoilers to shake a stick at. All this and your regular features too.

    80. Don't tell 'em Pike!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 60:08


    Welcome to episode 80 with Top 3 animated comedies falling into a shambles, the longest ever set up to a joke and find out why we don't lick things as much anymore. There's a listener ban for our youngest contributor, Jeremy Clarkson's short and curly's and find out why Stu has some explaining to do. All this and your regular features too.

    79. Honesty, badgers & gob

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 62:07


    The podcast returns with honesty, depressing jokes and Top 3 podcasts. Stu talks about the worries of getting his hair cut at a salon, Emus return to In The News and find out when it's socially acceptable to dunk a biscuit. All this and your regular features too.

    78. Knitting with Mr. T

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 50:24


    It's Bonfire Night (or close enough) for this recording with date appropriate jokes, top 3 fairground rides and the return of the partial synopsis quiz. Barry's back with a new business, find out the Dawson's Creek postal code and a truly worrying Frasier scene down the Bag O'Nails. All this and your regular features too.

    77. Halloween Potatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 54:04


    It's Halloween on the Stu & Al Pod! Find out everyones top 3 movie monsters, hear a scary story from an old man and ten Halloween impressions that sound the same...buddy. There's a regular down the Bag O'Nails, animal news stories and more dragging out or poor jokes. All this and your regular features too.

    76. The Dalek's aren't funny

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 59:51


    It's top 3 Robin Williams films this episode as well as some rude sounding old songs, Popeye impressions and Stu goes too far. There are some Autumn (Fall) jokes, a sexy One Foot in the Grave and a great poo joke. All this and your regular features too.

    75. Happy Feet (Just some nob head penguins)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 55:22


    Its top three Denzel Washington films in this episode, Al's unprepared and failed podcast host Chris returns. There's some slight rude UK sitcom lines, Stu tells a truly shocking joke and Alexa joins in. All this and your regular features too. Gertcha!

    74. Azerbaijan's Number 1 Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 56:15


    Welcome back! In this episode Top 3 USA sports teams are discussed, there's country and western songs and the show is number 1 in Azerbaijan...for a week. There's more dinosaur puns, Yankee jokes and Keeping Up Appearances down the Bag O'Nails. All this and your regular features too.

    73. Roger Moore invented the Magnum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 61:50


    Back after a four week break and Stu's been to the USA, new feature 'You're the one that I want' gets its first airing and there's a load of bear puns. Top 3 iced treats are discussed, there's a sad man down the Bag O'Nails and find out how many coffees are too many. All this and your regular features too.

    72. Live from 'The Whistle & Flute'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 57:58


    It's a live recording down 'The Whistle & Flute' in Nottingham where top 3 players from your favourite sports team are discussed, Bernard's Watch down The Bag O'Nails and Lord Sugar impressions. We here from famous 72 year olds, celebrate dinner ladies and say goodbye to Dinosaur Park Goes Tits Up. All this and your regular features too.

    71. Can Fish Get the Shits?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 56:13


    In this episode the chaps discuss movie franchises that need another film, there's listener feedback and a sexy cricket calendar. Stu does a magic trick, 'London' is said a lot and there's some penis jokes. All this and your regular features too.

    70. A few Twix up my sleeve

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 57:24


    It's episode 70! Top three one hit wonders are discussed, there's an exclusive announcement and a sneak peak at Toy Story 5. There's also a last ten episode quiz, a clean sweep in Dinosaur Park Goes Tits Up and Forrest Gump as a rap musical. All this and your regular features too.

    69. Whitney Houston's Favourite Coordination

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 61:59


    Top 3 pop groups are discussed in this episode as well as terrible dad jokes and Al's perfect Wordle. There's bleeped swearing on In The News, a terrible accent game and Lord Sugar impressions. All this and your regular features too.

    68. Jeremy Beadle, Number 1 Comedian

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 65:18


    It's top three CBBC/CITV shows this week that causes controversy, Roy Keane's back with his movie club and Stu's wearing a vest! Wallace and Gromit are down the Bag O'Nails, Bruce Forsyth sings Eminem and Barry's back with another business venture. All this and your regular features too.

    67. Roy Keane's Movie Watch...Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 52:36


    In this episode the Top 3 Dave's are discussed, it's the podcasts 3 year anniversary and there's controversy in Dinosaur Park Goes Tits Up. Find out what Will Smith's roles would sound like if they were played by Ross Geller, Al's out on the lash with Shirley Bassey and Stu rings the good podcasting bell with a Scooby-Doo joke. All this and your regular features too.

    66. The Sue & Val Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 58:59


    Chris from VAR at the Bar joins the show for top 3 Arnie films, a listen to similarly named show 'The Sue & Val Pod' and there's a trailer for The King's Coronation Street. There's confusion on who's been down the Bag O'Nails, nursery rhymes on In The News and requests from gamers for Lara Croft's breasts. All this and your regular features too.

    65. A long way off The Two Ronnie's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 63:05


    In this episode Top 3 fast food restaurants are discussed, Al's had a drink and there's a Borealis brother back down the Bag O'Nails. Uncle Dorigay returns, someone's arm breaking skills are questioned and its Al's birthday (7th April). All this and your regular features too.

    64. The worst joke in the universe...EVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 57:53


    In this episode Top 3 animated dogs are discussed, Al does a 'perfect' Matthew McConaughey impression and Stu wins some money on the horses. J.R. Hartley's back in a new advert, the Emu is back for In The News and there's more 'It's gonna be May' puns...again. All this and your regular features too.

    63. Mel Gibson's Perfect Scottish Accent

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 58:30


    Top three movies that require a sequel are discussed, there's dinosaur puns aplenty and the Naughty Corner features for the first time. Stu does his best ever 'In the News,' there's a behind the scenes look at Braveheart and a new Love Island for the over 80's. All this and your regular features too.

    62. One Small Step for me Mam

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 62:11


    Its top 3 trainers this episode, Al writes a joke and Stu's had a haircut. There are some recycled Britney Spears puns, a Y2K emergency broadcast and Stu offends the Catholic Church. All this and your regular features too.

    61. Tommy D is feeling better...A BOSH!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 59:46


    Welcome back! Half the episode recording in Nottingham and half at home, Top 3 starters are discussed and Tommy D's debut single is heard. There's a scarecrow down the Bag O'Nails, behind the scenes of The Apprentice and there's an extra film quiz. All this and your regular features too.

    Christmas Special 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 57:11


    It's Christmas! Welcome to the worst first half of a Christmas special you could hope for, but don't fear, it picks up in the second half. There's top three post 2000 Christmas songs and Christmas cracker jokes, guests down the Bag O'Nails and Jackie D's Christmas story. Try to enjoy!

    60. Wee Willy Winkie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 54:14


    Top three UK seaside towns are discussed in this episode, Stu talks about sheep and Al gets the alphabet wrong. There's a return for Brookside and Friends, a change to In the news and the 10 episode quiz. All this and your regular features too.

    59. Chris Waddle I do?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 62:33


    In this episode it's Top 3 Uk TV theme tunes with adding singing, Stu tells another incredibly long joke and Al's ads descends into madness. Another listener gets a theme tune, Jackie D has a birthday surprise for Stu and an old joke makes a return. All this and your regular features too.

    World Cup 2022 Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 22:51


    Join Stu and Al for a very weak World Cup 2022 special. Hear their predictions for the tournament, celebrity guests on Englands chances and a brand New England World Cup song.

    58. Nelson Mandela's 70th Birthday Bash

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 54:05


    It's top three songs to work out to this week, Barry's back with a new business venture and Stu has a hair cut. There's the nominations for this years podcast awards, a live Muppets recording down the Bag O'Nails and a new feature called 'Who's mum is it.' All this and your regular features too.

    57. Halloween Special...sort of

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 72:16


    Top three movies that scare you this episode are discussed, there's some of the 100 funniest Halloween jokes for kids and Stu tells us why he wouldn't go to San Fransisco. There's a couple of sneezes, the good podcasting bell and a spine chilling Al's ads. All this and your regular features too.

    56. Bernard Matthew's Turkey Tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 61:09


    Top 3 Apps are discussed in this episode, there's a Wogan's Island that Al actually laughs at and find out what scientist Jennifer Lopez is working on. Al auditions for The Simpsons, In The News returns to its former glory and the chaps educate the listeners on 90's Corner. All this and your regular features too.

    55. Wind in the Pillows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 55:39


    Top three reality shows are discussed on this episode, there's a Roger Federer interview and find out who's a bearded angry goblin. Stu tells his best joke down the 'Bag O' Nails,' there's some pillow talk and a truly terrible John McEnroe gag. All this and your regular features too.

    54. No, I'm Spartacus!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 67:00


    Another live episode in Nottingham so the episode descends into chaos with two features in the wrong order, Top 3 dinner party guests goes on for far too long and there's more saucy stories down the Bag O'Nails. Al debuts his debut album, Stu sits in a puddle and special guest, Chris joins in from disintegrated podcast Var at the Bar. All this and your regular features too.

    53. Danny Dyer, Chris Rea and Roswell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 64:13


    In this episode Stu decides not to play properly in top there Conspiracy Theories, Al confuses a Britney Spears song for an N*Sync one and the good podcasting bell is rang. The chaps recreate two listeners first meeting, there are some terrific cat puns and another regular contributor gets their own jingle. All this and your regular features too.

    52. Old people die in hot car...digans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 50:59


    In this episode, top 3 Oasis songs are discussed, there's a new feature for Bruce Forsyth and Stu forgets to put a poll on Twitter. There's Willem Defoe saying 'Peter!,' Postman Pat turns up down the Bag O'Nails and Al reminds himself to edit a jingle in. All this and your regular features too.

    Unplanned 1: Show us your ball bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 36:51


    Join Stu & Al for a very special unplanned episode recorded in Scotland at a friends wedding. Click through some old and new TV shows such as 'The One Show,' 'Match of the Day' and 'Wheel of Fortune.' There's also silly walks, raising money for charity and numerous poor impressions. Enjoy!

    51. A Welsh Terry Wogan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 55:05


    Top three sports day events are discussed with some strange suggestions, a listeners joke impresses Stu and Al reveals his love for Emma Stone. There's some made up songs, a baker down the Bag O'Nails and plenty of appalling Terry Wogan impressions. All this and your regular features too.

    50. Sexy Idris Elba

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 62:05


    It's finally here! Episode 50! In this very special episode some old features make a return, there's an apology for the delay in recording this episode and the chaps discuss the top TV coppers. Some old guests make an appearance, John Lennon returns and there's a sexy story down the Bag O'Nails. All this and your regular features too.

    49. Punch Drunk Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 64:49


    An episode recorded in Leeds with three special guests contains lots of drunken noise, controversy in Dinosaur Park goes Tits Up and a drinks break that Al doesn't edit out. A guest performs the best ever Al's Ads, there's a fiery start to the episode and a chance to meet Uncle Dorigay's much seedier brother. All this and your regular features too. Apologies in advance!

    48. Al Pacino could play Tom Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 58:25


    In this episode its time to talk about top three Nickelodeon shows, Stu plays a lot of chess and hear what it was like behind the scenes on TV show Brum. Christopher Walken has a new business, John Lennon has a new feature and Doctor Doris has yet another new voice. All this and your regular features too.

    47. 1850BC (Before Countdown)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 47:55


    In this episode top three condiments are discussed, Stu's engagement is announced where he meets the in-laws and Barry returns, yet again, with a new business. A performer turns up down the Bag O'Nails, there's a brand new feature and Doctor Dorris has a brand new voice...again. All this and your regular features too.

    46. James Bond doesn't swear

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 65:06


    In this episode Top 3 Bond theme songs are discussed as well as an appearance from 3 former 007's, egg based puns and a return to an old joke. It's the last ever BasterMind, the forgotten Rat Pack member sings some unreleased songs and Stu doesn't pay attention. All this and your regular features too.

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