Stuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast

In which Jared bullshits about one (very) important thing in particular. Just listen to the intros and it'll make sense.

In which we bullshit about, well, nothing. If you catch the title reference, you get a gold star! (And, no, it doesn't mean an actual football pitch but it's a great double entendre.) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | N/A - Because literally nothing happened SEGMENTS | 1:32 - 49:32 - The usual roundup WRAP UP | 49:32 - 1:07:37 - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about, well, you know. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:13 - Arsenal bottled it SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 56:55 - Some stuff other than Arsenal bottling the title WRAP UP | 56:55 - 1:06:38 - Some jokes and funny stuff that aren't the bottling of the title by Arsenal

In which we bullshit about Arsenal's title hopes dashed, some British dude who US Soccer hired to make us less incompetent, and minimal discussion about friggin Wrexham. (Are we all tired of that story yet?) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:53 - 18:13 - Matt Crocker will save us - Absolute bare bones amount of time on Wrexham (srsly we promise) - United securing an ass kicking in a cup final SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 50:18 - Domestic league roundup WRAP UP | 50:18 - 1:12:13 - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35 - Italy is so Italian - CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now) SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC) WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards. ---------- TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to fix it, I've got yard work to do) TOPICS | 1:50 - 17:05 - So. Many. Injuries. - Julie Ertz is BACK (the one bright spot) SEGMENTS | 17:05 - 51:50 - Domestic league roundup WRAPUP | 51:50 - 1:19:22 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about how it's actually not. Audio technical difficulties so, in the words of the Soup Nazi, NO TIMESTAMPS FOR YOU!

In which we bullshit about Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex's beef, Millionarios' early struggles, and a few massive domestic league results since we last recorded. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:11 - 5:45 - Erik Ten Hag reveals that he is NOT who people thought he was - Arteta comments on GENDER (careful, Mikel!) - Really, are Hodgson and Sir Alex BEEFING? SEGMENTS | 5:45 - 17:56 - Let's be clear, NO international window garbage here (waste of time) WRAP UP | 17:56 - 26:55 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about all the top international action (but still only barely scratch the surface), pay our respects to great hair (only in CONCACAF), and discover that at some clubs if you're doing really really well by most standards and/or have worked an actual miracle with your dogshit team it's still grounds to be given the sack... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:51 - 22:31 - Get the sack and get the sack - Absurd payouts from FIFA (to no one's surprise) - Murrican boners and cock teases SEGMENTS | 22:31 - 48:51 - International review (need an updated "Road to Dohahaha" segment) - Canceled MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 48:51 - 1:02:45 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about UEFA club competition draws, the upcoming international window, and the non-college basketball insanity that took place this past weekend. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:56 - 25:12 - The draws (and NOW Napoli are shoe-ins to win Champs League) - CONCACAF Nations League (let's fucking go) SEGMENTS | 25:12 - 51:26 - Domestic league round up (Bayern AND PSG both lost?!) WRAP UP | 51:26 - 1:08:36 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about Linekergate, the insanity out of Spain, and of course the weekend's MLS action. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:03 - 18:46 - BBC Match of the Day controversy (pronounced Britishly as con-TRAH-vesy) - FFSM seriously screw you Reynas SEGMENTS | 18:46 - 54:58 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback - Get the sack or a pat on the back WRAP UP | 54:58 - 1:07:39 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about the enigmatic Scott Parker, the anomaly that is Chelsea, and lucky #7, amongst other items. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:43 - 23:03 - Including crime corner, Scott Parker fired from Scott Parker's Club Brugge, and blame Canada SEGMENTS | 23:03 - 50:41 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including a smorgasborg of Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League WRAP UP | 50:41 - 1:02:33 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

So I guess we have to acknowledge them in some way? Congrats on lifting the trophy for the most reviled competition on the face of the planet that is constantly the butt of jokes and object of derision from basically every team and fan. It's just so cool how you don't care about what people think and can celebrate *anything*. You do you! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:00 - 21:14 - Klinsmann hired for South Korea job (confirmation we live in a bizarro world) - Carabao Cup final (ugh) - Update on French women's national team SEGMENTS | 21:14 - 49:45 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 49:45 - 1:04:45 - CHOTW / OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Not sure how the Back to the Future theme came about, but there you have it. H/t to none other than Jared Reback for picking up the slack as I shirked my podcasting responsibilities to be a responsible homeowner. ---------- TIMESTAMPS INTRO | 1:43 - 24:33 - Women's international football - Old men stop playing playing for their national teams - F Leeds - RIP John Motson LEGEND SEGMENTS | 24:33 - 55:17 - European Roundup (three, count 'em, THREE European competitions) WRAP UP | 55:17 - 1:09:40 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

And weird that the episode we allow to be hosted by chatGPT is the same one that crashes my computer as I'm trying to edit. Hmm! So doing it on my phone now and not going to take the time for time stamps, so this is it! Thanks a lot, Bill Gates!!

Fuckin thing SUCKS! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 25:40 - Sucking SEGMENTS | 25:40 - 47:15 - More sucking WRAP UP | 47:15 - 1:00:35 - Unbelievably even more sucking

Inexperienced young players are going for nine figures and Saudi Arabia is trying to sponsor the women's World Cup. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:50 - 28:10 - Some Murrican news including Marsch's WRONG AND UNFAIR sacking - City and FFP (here's my shocked face) SEGMENTS | 28:10 - 1:08:30 - Domestic league round up f/ Jared Reback - Rumors and Here We Gos (prob the wildest January window of all time) WRAP UP | 1:08:30 - 1:20:00 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

We actually were. Not something Everton can say though hiyooooo! That's how we start it off and plow through some pretty milquetoast results, if we're being honest, and close it out with warm fuzzies and funnies. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:41 - 13:39 - Frank Lampard SACKED - McBride OUT too (although out of what, we're not sure) SEGMENTS | 13:39 - 42:23 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 42:23 - 55:01 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

[Insert witty description here. Sorry y'all, I gotta run lol) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:28 - 25:33 - Sad news, bad news corner - Camp Cupcake - Bonus topics! SEGMENTS | 25:33 - 58:16 - Week roundup - Get the sack / pat on the back - Rumors and Here We Gos WRAP UP | 58:16 - 1:07:17 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

They're both things we actually exert time and energy discussing on this podcast episode, because that's the world we live in. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:39 - 19:49 - Gareth Bale retires (the end of an era!) - Christian Pulisic is made of glass - Noel La Graet is a son of a bitch - Drama in Africa (here's my shocked face) SEGMENTS | 19:49 - 57:04 - Major everything round up - Rumors and Here We Gos (triumphant return) WRAP UP | 57:04 - 1:09:39 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

And other things football related. Could've honestly done a full length feature on the topic but we hold ourselves back to bring you, the traveling supports, all the hot takes and banter from football around the world that you all wait for with bated breath for on a daily basis. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:39 - 33:48 - God damn it, fuck those assholes - Random news SEGMENTS | 33:48 - 59:00 - Roundup of...a mixed bag of leagues and cup competitions and also nothing in some countries WRAP UP | 59:00 - 1:11:38 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Jared and I turn off the heated rivalry for a few minutes to record today as our teams prepare to go head to head in a top of the table clash in the Premier League! Arsenal top and Newcastle third in a massive January fixture - you'd have called us crazy even just a year ago if we said that would happen. Lineups just in and now just trying to finish typing the end of this sentence so I can do the timestamps and then click publish and finish this damn pod haha ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:43 - 17:53 - King Pele passes and Cristiano Ronaldo actually becomes irrelevant SEGMENTS | 17:53 - 55:48 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 55:48 - 1:10:18 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Just like the high school football coach who holds mandatory three-a-days and doesn't give water breaks because it's a "sign of weakness," the traveling supporters are whipping me and Jared to produce content, and we have no choice but to comply. Can only imagine how these players are feeling... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics-ish / typing up loose ends | 2:01 - 15:46 - Including Benzema retiring and Brazil are still ranked #1 somehow lol World Cup review | 15:46 - 53:16 - 3PG and the final WOW Wrap up | 53:16 - 1:10:39 - Impromptu Starting XIs of the tournament - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Thank you, St. Nick! We've been so lucky with the past month of international football and now the dream final - and, like my typical experience in bed, Christmas really did come early. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:07 - 20:17 - Update on Grant Wahl - Sackings and retirements SEMIFINAL REVIEW | 20:17 - 36:49 - Argentina v Croatia - Morocco v France WRAP UP | 36:49 - 51:39 - 3PG and Final predictions - OGOTD / stoppage time winners

Sorry y'all, just couldn't swing the pod from 8000 miles away! What was everyone up to for the last two weeks?? To make it up to you - we have the review of your dreams and, overall, a pod episode that (while super rushed because I'm v busy) we hope would do Grant proud. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Grant (and some of my Qatar experience) | 1:39 - 15:45 Extremely tardy group stage review | 15:45 - 50:04 Knockout stage review (and expedited wrap up) | 50:04 - 1:13:55

This can serve as my last will and testament. Wish I had been funnier, and not given all my stuff to Jared. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:46 - 15:14 - Random news (usual World Cup stuff but also Ivan Toney needs to call 1-800-GAMBLER) SEGMENTS | 15:14 - 48:16 - The Road to Dohaha (including how we think the US will line up on Monday) WRAP UP | 48:16 - 1:12:28 - Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Fixture congestion getting to all of us. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS / SEGMENTS | 2:02 - 33:12 - Domestic league roundup (because, yes, they were still playing a week away from the World Cup) - The Road to Dohaha (Groups E and F previews) WRAP UP | 33:12 - 1:02:50 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Anchor keeps crashing my computer when I try to edit so fuck it we'll do it here on the app! A tad limiting so this is all you get

Seriously, screw that guy. His dad pushed me in a Frisco, Texas restaurant after his son's team lost in the College Cup and I'm still hanging on to that, and blame Corben himself. Maryland with the last laugh in that one, obviously - 2008 champs! What does this have to do with the podcast? Nothing, really. Or does it?? You'll just have to listen. ---------- TIMELINE TOPICS | 1:36 - 15:06 - European competition draws - Which nation-state will buy Liverpool? - Huzzah more injuries (but some bright spots!) SEGMENTS | 15:06 - 1:03:58 - Domestic league round up f/ Jared Reback - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - Sack / back - Road to Dohaha (putting our predictions on record so everyone can produce receipts for how bad we are at it) WRAP UP | 1:03:58 - 1:16:22 - CHOTW / OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

...sixty FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Lol and we actually nailed the episode timer at 64 minutes. Completely meant to do that, yessiree Bobarooer! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 15:28 - Pique's not so shock retirement - FIFA hypocrisy and self-contradiction *shrug* - moar injuries :( SEGMENTS | 15:28 - 45:20 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including: -- Champs League final group review -- Europa and Conference League silliness WRAP UP | 45:20 - 64:23 - Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Being not scary is the new scary. ---------- TIMESTAMPS INTRO | 1:31 - 13:56 - Messi to Inter Miami (yeah okay) - Portland Thorns are your NWSL champs! SEGMENTS | 13:56 - 52:36 - Domestic league roundup WRAP UP | 52:36 - the end - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - Random College Soccer Shout - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Next time, I'll drink an extra juice box and have the energy to do a better pod. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:48 - 21:25 - Barca out (so now we have to hear more about the Super League) - Indeed, more injuries - Neymar exonerated (from legal charges, not his play-acting on the field) SEGMENTS | 21:25 - 58:13 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 58:13 - 1:12:25 - MLS Corner (it's almost over, I promise) - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

And to think we used to do full length interviews, too! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:36 - 11:43 - Balon d'or (who cares) - A few more injuries (make it stop!) SEGMENTS | 11:43 - 39:33 - There was some football played WRAP UP (lol) | 39:33 - 1:20:57 - "Weird career path" Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

And if you disagree just press your call button and Tommy here will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:58 - 11:03 - Mbappe is a weiner (and got booed earlier on the Balon d'Or red carpet, good riddance) - Pre-Qatar injuries (yes, more of them) SEGMENTS | 11:03 - 53:28 - Domestic league roundup (chucked MLS and NWSL in there because Murrica) WRAP UP | 53:28 - 1:06:49 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir! ---------- Email: stuckinafarmersleaguesoccerpod@gmail.com Video: NONE

And we lost track of it, sorry! Quit reading this and just get to it, already... (Also, will start posting links to mentioned highlight reels after timestamps. You're welcome.) ---------- TIMESTAMPS (you'll need them) TOPICS | 1:39 - 23:52 - Women's soccer (trending in the right and wrong direction at the same time) - Mbappe WTF - More (ugh) pre-World Cup injuries SEGMENTS | 23:52 - 1:01:24 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 1:01:24 - 1:35:46 - Superlative Starting XIs (Biggest Transfer Flops XI) - Lalas / Fowdy (does anyone even remember this one from our like sixth episode?) - OGOTD / stoppage time winners (they're doozies!) ---------- E-mail: stuckinafarmersleaguesoccerpod@gmail.com Links: Monaco OG

And we'll prove it to you on this very episode. (Jk jk more like even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again...) Oh, also - Superlative Starting XIs were a SMASHING success, so we'll be doing those weekly from now on. Get your suggestions in now and see if we use yours for the show: stuckinafarmersleaguesoccerpod@gmail.com (seriously) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:10 - Euro 2024 draw (find out which Pot 1 team was unlucky enough to draw the under-potted Scots!) - More injuries (here's our shocked face) SEGMENTS | 18:10 - 1:07:45 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback (honestly is the Prem actually a good league?) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (okay NOW it's actually the playoffs) WRAP UP | 1:07:45 - 1:20:05 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

There might be some MLS in the intro but, don't worry, that's all you'll have to suffer through in this pod. Plenty of other less pointless stuff to banter about. Also, who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Got a new segment inspired by the traveling supporters. Enjoy! When I became the sun, I shone life into the men's hearts... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:57 - 26:48 - The Yates Report (brace yourselves) - More fucking tear gas at a football game leads to unnecessary deaths - Quick FIFA World Cup corner (latest injuries and bullshit soda rankings) SEGMENTS | 26:48 - 56:57 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 56:57 - 1:15:17 - Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

We don't do "thoughts and prayers" here on the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world but we most definitely our hearts go out to those pointlessly injured and killed in the Indonesian tragedy this past weekend. Almost unbelievable scenes out of Java, and a senseless and pointless loss of life. And, with that in mind, keeping it all in perspective, we must soldier on to report the goings on in the rest of the football world, as difficult as it might be to do given the circumstances. Thankfully we have our good ol' reliable Mannequin United to lift our sagging spirits. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:49 - 29:04 - Tragedy in Java and (narrowly avoided in) Santiago - ManLOL LOLnited (we'll give them the same respect 10 Hog gave Ronaldo) SEGMENTS | 29:04 - 1:03:15 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback (seriously, is the Premier League good?) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (don't worry, it's almost over) WRAP UP | 1:03:15 - 1:15:54 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

So fucking tilted right now. We delay the exercise in masochism for as long as we can but eventually have to pop off about the US men's national team. Some gems in the UEFA Nations League and some hilarious international friendlies before we finally talk about Triple G and his squad. (More like Triple X because it's so explicit[ly terrible] to watch, amirite??) ---------- TIMESTAMPS UEFA Nations League | 1:52 - 45:47 Including: - Plenty of Ronaldo hate (and we didn't even talk about his wittle bwoody nose WAAAAAAAHHH) - We may or may not mention that England were relegated from Group A (and the Scots claim the spot for best footballing nation in the UK) Friendlies | 45:47 - 1:20:39 - Brazil and Argentina are good and will probably kick everyone's asses in November - Just call us USMNTJFCFC from now on (US Men's National Team Jesus Fucking Christ Football Club) - At least Mexico still blows chunks Wrap up | 1:20:39 - 1:32:28 - OGOTD and stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Title says it all. Yet another uninspired, lackluster performance from the USMNT. Still love them to death but at what point is this becoming an abusive relationship... No timestamps needed today lol basically we talk UEFA Nations League for a bit and then cry about this pitiful game for about 20 minutes and then try to have a laugh toward the end.

Here at Stuck In, the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world, would you expect anything less than for your venerable hosts to make chicken salad out of a chicken shit weekend? We serve you, the traveling supporters, and aim to please. Now start telling more people about the podcast, ya clowns. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:42 - 22:15 - Some brutal injuries on the cusp of this September international window - JFC more racism in football (so tired of this) SEGMENTS | 22:15 - 1:03:45 - Domestic league roundup (but, again, nothing happened) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 1:03:45 - 1:15:16 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Every other podcast that you have ever listened to up until this point was nothing more than a shadow dancing on a wall, emerge from your false reality. An episode that Socrates (no, not that one) would be proud of... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:44 - 30:36 - A topic of utmost urgency (last minute add, this will BLOW your mind) - September international window selections (featuring US and England) - Todd Boehly's big swingin' dick - Oh yeah and an update on the Paul Pogba thing lol SEGMENTS | 30:36 - 1:05:04 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (actually tbh the games weren't that great) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - Kind of an Obi Wan WRAP UP | 1:05:04 - 1:13:43 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

Total shock for Brits, I know, but the world does not revolve around them and the rest of the football world carried on - so still plenty of great content and bants for your good ol' favorite soccer podcasters. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:50 - 42:43 - More postponements (and their knock on effect) - Domestic league roundup (the usual suspects plus a bonus and it's not the Turkish Super Lig!) SEGMENTS | 42:43 - 53:45 - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (spoiler alert: plenty of NYCFC hate, and very much deserved tbh) - Random College Soccer Shout (kinda missing the ACC) WRAP UP | 53:45 - 1:02:18 - OGOTD and stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

An almost Queen Elizabeth-less podcast. Almost. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:38 - 12:58 - Britain postpones play this weekend (while literally all other sports keep everyone as scheduled) - Booze (FIFA and Miles Robinson whaaaaat) - US Open Cup (American domestic soccer but at least it's not MLS) Segments | 12:58 - 54:18 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (a LOT of nonsense) - Get the sack or get the sack (or get the sack or get a pat on the back) Wrap up | 54:18 - 1:07:23 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

The title says it all. More related than you think - both include nuts hidden away from the world that discharge icky stuff that no one likes but you're forced to swallow anyway. Enjoy... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:47 - 17:12 - VAR sux (or does it?) - Champs League preview (maybe wait until tomorrow to listen so you can point and laugh at all of our shit predictions) Segments | 17:12 - 51:22 - Domestic league roundup - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback Wrap up | 51:22 - 1:06:13 - CHOTW / OGOTD - Stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

A cookie for anyone who catches that reference. Deadline day was just the tip of the iceberg of footballing shenanigans! Enjoy this one on the Friday commute home for anyone who still actually works in an office... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:42 - 33:52 - Your usual witch doctor business - A footballer gets robbed again - Mid-week domestic league round up Segments | 33:52 - 52:47 - Rumors and Here We Gos (with some that *just* missed and others that got flat out rejected) - Get the sack or...get the sack - CHOTW (many cunty haircuts this week) Wrap up | 52:47 - 1:00:16 - OGOTD and stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

As you can see, we're resorting to any gimmick for increased listenership - and this is our riskiest gambit yet! Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:50 - 37:50 - A massive domestic league roundup (and omg there's like a thousand games mid-week coming up) Segments | 37:50 - 57:15 - Arsenal / Newcastle (should be renamed to "Jared finds creative new ways to say he doesn't care and that he's not a supporter) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (fuck yeah!) - Rumors and Here We Gos (United just stop) Wrap up | 57:15 - 1:06:11 - CHOTW, OGOTD, stoppage time winners (all rolled up into one!) - Au revoir!

At least me and UEFA are calibrated on something lol a "moot point" is kind of how I feel about writing this description right now haha so just press play. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:43 - 29:08 - UEFA Champions League draw (all predictions guaranteed to be wrong or your money back) - City v Barca (a friendly in late August??) - And we randomly talk about a retired referee for a few minutes Segments | 29:08 - 59:01 - Domestic Disturbance f/ Jared Reback - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (this guy is a legend) - Transfers and Here We Gos (omg Isak) - Random College Soccer Shout (TERPS) - OGOTD Wrap up | 59:01 - 1:03:20 - Stoppage time winners - Au revoir!

It's called "soccer," bitches! Make sure you lock the door and listen to this one alone, guaranteed to produce some embarrassing pant tents. And only one mention of "the club who shall not be named." ---------- TIMESTAMPS Stuff about America | 1:47 - 26:47 Non-American stuff (with some Murrica sprinkled in) | 26:47 - 1:18:00

Sike! Plenty to talk about and, as always, there's one club hogging all the attention. Starting to get pretty old... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:47 - 23:25 - The ghost of Mike Dean - Most recent FIFA silliness - Billionaires buying football clubs Segments | 23:25 - 53:25 - European Nonsense - MLS Corner Featuring Jared Reback (the long awaited debut!) - Rumors and Here We Gos Wrap up | 53:25 - 1:05:14 - OGOTD (shoving that here to balance things out because, just like all football sides, you need balance) - "Stoppage time winners" - Au revoir!

The hardest thing about this episode was restraining ourselves from spending the entire hour talking about you know what. We hope you'll enjoy this as much as your average Ghanaian UTV news anchor... ------------ TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:45 - 16:36 - I mean, come on. Segments | 16:36 - 55:57 - Domestic league roundup (a brand new "segment" and obviously featuring Jared Reback) - Rumors and OGOTD (sorry I had to mail it in toward the end) Wrap up | 55:57 - 1:00:58 - Stoppage time winners - Au revoir!