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We discuss Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz, whether Mike Lee wants to sell American Land to the highest bidder, Donald Trump says his intelligence community is wrong about Iran, and more before WWIII and global warming happens and destroys us all.

We go nuclear discussing Israel striking Iran, Elon Musk tweets an apology to Donald Trump, Alex Padilla gets handcuffed, and more things to prepare for WWIII in this explosive episode that will destroy your expectations.

We will be talking about Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk, Aaron Rodgers officially a Pittsburgh Steeler (unless he fails a physical), Dave Portnoy yelling at Kirk Minihane, and that's it. Nothing else matters.Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We go over some important topics, not so important topics and the most important topic of all; a new Tom Myers' monologue. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We go over Bill Belichick's awkward interview, Shedeur Sander being drafted by the Cleveland Browns, Donald Trump's first (second) 100 days, another funny Tom Myers monologue, and so much more that my head hurts just thinking about it. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Pete Buttigieg on Flagrant, then really get into why Shedeur Sanders not being drafted in Day 1 of the NFL Draft. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We have amazing banter, watch JD Vance drop the CFP national championship trophy, critique another Tom Myers monologue to put us in a good mood, and other things that are so controversial that we may get suspended. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss Stephen A. Smith no longer ruling out running for US President, Dave Portnoy saying he'd vote Democrat if his stocks keep going down, and other things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We celebrate 50 episodes of the show and have some great banter, possibly followed by discussing Trump's Tariffs, Bill Burr saying journalists need to get their balls back, another knee-slapper of a Tom Myers monologue, and maybe more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

After some long banter, we go over the war plans controversy, Governor Hot Wheels, Donald Trump endorsing Lindsay Graham, Glenn Jacobs challenging TIm Walz to a Wrestling Match, another hilarious Tom Myers monologue, and more dumb stuff.Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump, a Columbia University Human Rights fellow convicted for having a slave, and some more stories that fell through the cracks.Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss what was said during President Donald Trump's Congressional Address, Gavin Newsom's new podcast and wonder why he's doing it, another review of Tom Myers' monologue in his latest podcast episode, and a lot more stuff for sure. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about the flawless Epstein Files: Phase 1 release, the epic Trump/Vance/Zelenskyy meeting, and Alan is introduced to the best joke writer of all time, Tom Myers!Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We make fun of Maine Governor Janet Mills, Trevor Noah suggesting segregation, Mitch McConnell not seeking reelection, and a whole lot more that we can cram into our Joe Rogan style show. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss the IRS having mass layoffs, drill baby drill, and the rest of the billion things that happened this week.Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu's press conference, DOGE doing things, and we play the first (and last?) installment of "Who Did It Better?".Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about independent media being allowed in press briefings, and maybe some other things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Donald Trump pardoning Ross Ulbricht, the January 6 Defendants, and more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Bill Burr on Jimmy Kimmel Live! giving praise to California leadership during the LA fires, and more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Donald Trump's cabinet nominations and how they're making people's heads explode. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss Donald Trump becoming the 47th President of the United States, the epic reactions to it, and other things that will make us laugh and cry. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Puerto Rico, garbage Americans, and some other things if we can get to it. We talk about some important decisions we have to make regarding the most important election of our lifetime. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about some important decisions we have to make regarding the most important election of our lifetime. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Donald Trump and Kamala Harris saying nice things about each other and whatever. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We go over what's happening with relief efforts across the states that were impacted by Hurrican Helene, Lindsay Graham having priorities, and much more maybe. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about P Diddy (?), hurricane Helene, Kamala Harris getting shot at, Donald Trump getting shot at again, and maybe more, who knows. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about dogs and cats being eaten and other things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We disclose our huge paychecks we've been getting from Russia, China, Qatar, and many other countries! Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We discuss Kamala Harris' awful CNN interview, Donald Trump losing pro-life votes, and, most importantly, Brandon Aiyuk signing his 4-year contract extension. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about RFK Jr. endorsing Donald Trump, and whatever else is going on that we can think of at that moment. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We will talk about things, stuff, important news topics, unimportant news topics, and a bunch of other areas of interest. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Joe Rogan being in trouble from Donald Trump and his supporters, and much, much, much, much, more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We make fun of Donald Trump supporters who are going ballistic over Kyle Rittenhouse saying he'll write in Ron Paul for President, and maybe more if we fit it in. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about cacklin' Kamala Harris, J.D. Vance sleeping on the couch, why the Olympics are gay, and more things we won't get to. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Hulk Hogan brother, Joe Biden has Covid again, Joy Reid being a retard, and more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Vice President Trump, President Putin of Ukraine, and bringing Japan and Korea back together. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about how the corporate media is trying to cover up Joe Biden's dementia and glossing over Donald Trump's perfect health. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We will most likely talk about the presidential debate that happened and we'll have little to nothing to say. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about how we celebrated Juneteenth, women can be drafted to fight terrorists or whatever, and other gay things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about Donald Trump allegedly wanting to eliminate the income tax, Star Wars being dead for years, autistic pride day, and possibly more! Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We may talk about Elon introducing the internet to an Amazon tribe, late night television, name off some of the familiar names on an anti-Ukraine list, and maybe more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We go over Donald Trump becoming a felon, the dust settling at the Libertarian Party, Dave Smith taking a step back from comedy, and maybe more if we get to it. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian Livestream recorded on May 31, 2024.

We talk about the 6th annual It's Too Late live event, Buffalo Wild Wings offering endless wings and fries, and other important things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about the bird flu making its triumphant return, AIPAC releases a hit piece commercial on Thomas Massie, and more things that are really important. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We sort of kind of talk about race mixing, Elon Musk doing more updates to Twitter's functionality, Donald Trump speaking at the Libertarian Party National Convention, and that's pretty much it. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We're just asking questions about things such as if taking showers is purely performative and more. Don't sue us. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We will not talk about foreign policy. At all. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about OJ Simpson's legacy which will basically be an hour of us watching Norm Macdonald telling OJ jokes. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about an Ontario resident who wants to screw themselves, an earthquake screwing New York, and anything else not related to those things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talk about the lasting impact of recent conservative drama, the Baltimore Mayor having something to say about him being a DEI hire, and much, much, much more that we can squeeze into an hour (actually an hour and five minutes but whatever). Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

We talked about the Candace Owens/Daily Wire split, the latest on what's happening in the US/Mexico border, and much, much more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian