A beauty, fashion, and pop-culture pod that no one needs - but about six people asked for so I did it.
Alexandra Ayaub, Michael Ayaub
GEAR UP, NON-SPORTS FANS! Today we are getting an education in football, and sports in general tbh. It's Michael's time to shine, as I ask him my six most pressing non-stupid, stupid questions about the sport that he loves just a little bit more than me. SO GRAB YOUR FIVE STAR NOTEBOOKS, LISTENERS! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN! Plus: FAB update, a sad as hell trick-or-treat, and a Daily Dance that will have you praising the lord and shaking what she gave you. GOOOO TEAM!!
With Halloween on the horizon, you would think we would want to be extra *sweet*. But instead, we are getting SOUR AND SALTY about the worst things you can get in your trick-or-treating bag (which was a pillowcase, if you were hardcore). So get ready for a WHOPPER of an episode, where you will laugh and SNICKER...and a daily dance that will have you RAISIN the roof. LOVE YA GHOULIES!!!!!
Confused by this title? ME TOO! It's another chaotic episode for my little ghouls and gays!! We are counting down "10 Things That Are Scary But Shouldn't Be", and as usual, I overshare about my worst fears that possibly only I have and should discuss with a medical professional. PLUS: A Daily Dance that's HEATING UP the Fall. LET'S GET SPOOKY (but not too spooky, I'm already scared). LOVE YA!
You ever hear the first few notes of a song and it sends your stomach into Simone Biles-level FLIPS?! I HAVE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS ABOUT! Songs from the 2000s that make my stomach do a flip- for good reasons, bad reasons, and very embarrassing ones. You'll just have to listen to find out which is which! PLUS: a daily dance that has me feeling deeply millennial, and a 5 STAR HYPE UP SERENADE!! LOVE YA!
We are back from Europe and THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING (The girls being myself and Michael). We do a pop culture catch up with the top stories from the last few weeks- which mainly turns into us talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, which gets Michael more fired up than I have ever seen in MY LIFE. It's PSYCHOTIC and a MUST HEAR! ...also a WiLd daily dance and..I LOVE YOU!
HELLO FELLOW TRAVELERS, TODAY WE ARE COMPLAINING! We are counting down our Top Five Travel Icks, some of which are justified, and some that are just unhinged. PLUS, our dog Maple decides to make a little audio cameo, and we have a daily dance of the week that will have you MAD AS HELL at George W. Bush. Enjoy my sweet listeners!!
Do you hear that? It's the sound of a rusty crusty old school bus coming down your street, telling you that the school year has STARTED! We're taking a trip down memory lane to our own school years, reminiscing on the school supplies that had us green with envy-or whatever green came in the sad little box of 12. PLUS- Oppenheimer-I barely know her-! and a sassy little daily dance of the week. Enjoy my pupils!!!
Well, well, well...would you look who it is. The girl who is now on Lexapro and ready to podcast again!!! After a two month break, we are back and less anxious than ever! A LOT has happened this summer in the pop culture world, and my insides were literally going to explode if I couldn't talk about it all. The Eras Tour! Karlie Kloss AT the Eras Tour! The Barbie Movie! The Summer I Turned Pretty! Timothee Chalamet! RHONY! SPORTS! WE'VE GOT IT ALL THIS EPISODE! Enjoy my sweet angels.
It raised us. It educated us. It slightly traumatized us. Today we are taking look at the hottest book of all time: The Care & Keeping of You by the iconic people at American Girl. We rank the most memorable pages- including that one. PLUS- Daily Dance, a NEW segment that celebrates all things estate sales, and a 5 Star Hype Up! Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off the best looking lips of your lifeeee!Use code ALEX20 at Sijohome.com for 20% off your order to get the best sleep OF YOUR LIFEEEE!
It's the premiere of season three and what better way to kick things off than fashion's biggest night, THE MET GALA! Join us as we get right into the best and scariest looks of the night (it was Ja*ed Le*o as a giant cat furry). ENJOY, and welcome to season three!Did you know you can watch this show on YouTube Now? Watch here!Use code ALEX20 at Sijohome.com for 20% off the best sleep of your life.Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com- never sticky, always shiny and hydrating!
It's that time of year again....I sit on my couch like a slob and judge Hollywood's finest! Let's chat through the best and worst looks from the red, I mean white, carpet. The fashion police is HERE so BEEP BEEP, LOOK OUT ANA DE ARMAS! Plus: moving update and season 2 finale!Use code 'ALEX20' at FUNKKOFF.COM for 20% off your order!Shop some of my closet's biggest stars at dora-maar.com!
Seeing as we are just a few short days away from moving into our house, the jig is about to be UP. I can no longer hide my amazing-but-borderline-questionable estate sale finds from Michael, so today I'm coming clean and letting him rank my favorite finds. One man's (aka Michael) trash is another woman's (aka me) treasure!!! Shop my closet now at dora-maar.com!Use code 'ALEX20' at Funkkoff.com for 20% off your order!
Do we have a TREAT for you today- Hannah Setzer is here to talk about her new (and incredible) book "I'll Pray for You: and other outrageous things said to disabled people". We rank the top five worst and muse about life, chickens, and disability. PLUS: NextDoor nightmare and your daily dance of the week! Shop some of my favorite things from my personal closet at Doramaar.com! Buy Hannah's book on Amazon now :)
We have to laugh so we don't cry tbh. Today, I call out the TOP CULPRITS of body-shaming culture of the 00s. Oh, you escaped without severe body image issues? COULDN'T BE ME! Plus- do I like golf now? And a daily dance that pairs best with a Four Loko. Use code ALEX20 at Funkkoff.com for 20% your order! Keep those teeth shiny and debris free with the best little thing you'll ever keep in your bag!My over-shopping is now your gain! Shop my closet at Dora-Maar.com.
Rihanna's Superbowl performance shook the world...and me to my core. A performance SO GOOD, she had me contemplating what other LIVE events would make the top 10? Counting them down and barking like a dog (...you'll see). Plus- an extensive weekend recap and a daily dance for ALL U LITTLE ROCKSTARS OUT THERE! I LOVE YA!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order. Always #1 on my list:)
The early 2010s were arguably the most hideous time for fashion (at least for me it was), so let's take a triggering trip down memory lane and count down the top 10 worst trends! Grab your finest blazer and let's go! Plus, a gripe with the car sales industry, and a daily dance that will have you BUSTIN' a move...and a rhyme.Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% your order! LOVE YA!!!!!!
Two weeks ago I asked Michael some of the most unhinged, bizarre questions I've ever asked him. I asked him to work on a set of questions to ask me, and to my surprise, he came back with the most pure series of questions. We're talking first date vibes. We're talking "get to know me!" at the most innocent level. It's true to who he is, and it makes for one great episode. Enjoy!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order!
...with special guest, Kylie Bell! Join us as we count down things from the early 00's that became fully engrained in our brains (you know, instead of things like math or how to do taxes). Plus, a boot scootin' daily dance!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com
This week, my world turned upside down when I found out my husband Michael doesn't have an inner monologue. It got me thinking...what else don't I know about him!? I ask him 14 random questions to investigate. PLUS: life updates and a BOP of a daily dance.Use code 'ALEXFUN20' at Funkkoff.com for 20% your order on the world's cutest and most portable toothbrushes.Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% your order on the most glam glosses!
The start of a new year brings hope and excitement- but I guess no one told that to the Golden Globes. Today, we're reviewing the best and most boring looks of the night. Plus: New Year catch-up, Prince Harry chat, the daily dance, and a five star hype up! Use code ALEXFUN20 at FunkkOFF.com for 20% off your order. Use code FUNLITTLEGLOS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order.
I thought it was going to be 2023... not 2003. Instagram has taken us back to the days of start up internet and bullying SmarterChild with the release of Instagram Notes- an away message for modern times. Today, we count down the 10 most iconic away messages- and using them will make Instagram notes a worthwhile feature (I literally cannot figure out what else it could be for). PLUS: A jolly daily dance, and an end-of-year hype up.
You asked, I answered... with a podcast episode! I am a secondhand stan- and I'm finally sharing all my best tips and tricks to becoming a thrifting icon. Through a list of my three favorite ways to shop secondhand, you'll learn exactly how I score fabulous finds, and be on your way to find your own. PLUS- White Lotus season finale, daily dance, and a triple five star hype up.Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.
Our Spotify Wrapped this year was pretty...uninteresting. But you know what IS interesting? Choosing what our wrapped would have looked like in 2008, the year Spotify was born. It's the best top 8 there's even been, sorry Tom :/. PLUS! "White Lotus" recap, daily dance song of the week, and a 5 star hype up. Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.
'Tis the season to give...you a little trip down memory lane. We know it's not about the gifts- but the 00s were a great time for toys and tech (If you consider HitClips to be tech). Enjoy!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!
I am so honored to have Katie Welch on today's episode! Currently the CMO of Rare Beauty, Katie is an expert brand storyteller, beauty industry icon, and just an incredibly kind human being. She so generously is sharing her 5 best pieces of life and career advice with us- I hope they'll be as helpful to you as they have been to me. Enjoy!
I've had a disabled parking sticker for years- which means I have been the recipient of truly the best/worst comments from strangers. Let's count down the top 5, and give them random points for creativity and impact. Plus- many updates, and daily dance song that will have you taking a shower at 1pm. Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!
Sharing ten insignificant, yet somehow life altering, moments that changed me as a person. We go from Arthur to accessories I wore in my hair in the 90s, and that's all you need to know tbh. Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!
With midterms less than a week away, I wanted to give space to Prop 3, the proposal that will restore the protections of Roe v. Wade in Michigan. In this episode, we will discuss the contents of the proposal, debunk myths about it, and get excited about voting for our rights. TW: There are mentions of highly sensitive topics in this episode.
CALLING ALL SWIFTIES (and non-Swifties too, everyone is welcome). Today we are counting down my personal picks for the 10 best lyrics off Midnights. Grab your cheap a$$ screw top rosé and enjoy!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Glossy, never sticky, a lil minty, and perfectly pouty.Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!
....when really I grew up in Troy, MI. Charge your ipod and get a blank CD ready to burn: this week we are counting down all the songs that convinced me I belonged at the beach, not at the Troy Sports Center. Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Gloss plz!
I'm back from vacation... and more self-conscious than ever! In this episode, we discuss body image, managing a body with a disability, and so much more. Use code 'FUNLITTLETREAT' for 20% off your purchase online or in store at Supernatural Lingerie. The best (and most eco friendly) loungewear, swimwear and lingerie!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com. Gloss plz!
Ranking the best (worst?) fashion of the 00s! Grab your knit poncho and enjoy!!Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order.
For no reason, we play “Smash or Pass” with various Back To School things from the 00s. Use code “FUNLITTLEGLOSS” for 20% off your order at Lipglossboss.com
The first episode of Season Two! Life updates, Disabled parking place gripes, Ad*m L*vine, Grey's Anatomy Shame, and more!Get your gloss! Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com!
The TLDR on…me! For the season one finale, I wanted to go more in depth on who I am, why I talk about what I talk about, and what to expect next season!
Sitting down with an angel friend that makes Vegas feel like home, Kylie! We're chatting how to make friends in your 30s, how we laugh at ourselves- and also at Mark Cuban when he doesn't go for one of our many Shark Tank ideas. Use code “FUNLITTLEGLOSS” at lipglossboss.com for 20% off the gloss of your dreams.
“Back to The Beach” recap + a new segment, “Do we care?” + a 5 star hype up! Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order!
“Back to The Beach” recap + practicing for when I hopefully get on “Beat Shazam”.Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS for 20% off your order on lipglossboss.com
Sharing a big life update, vacation recap, and spoiler: I cry again!!Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order.
Part two of my life-changing discussion with Stephanie Thomas. As a disabled woman herself, she is at the forefront of pushing the fashion industry forward to more human-centered design. I am honored to have her on the pod today to discuss ableism in the industry, how to be an ally, and her journey to becoming one of the most powerful voices in the fashion industry today.
Part one of my life-changing discussion with Stephanie Thomas. As a disabled woman herself, she is at the forefront of pushing the fashion industry forward to more human-centered design. I am honored to have her on the pod today to discuss ableism in the industry, how to be an ally, and her journey to becoming one of the most powerful voices in the fashion industry today.BIO:Born an amputee missing digits, Los Angeles-based Stephanie Thomas is a speaker, writer, disability stylist, and the Founder of Cur8able®, a fashion consulting company guided by her award-winning Disability Fashion Styling System: Accessible, Smart, Fashionable®. She is a 2021 Create & Cultivate Fashion 100 honoree, a 2019 Business of Fashion #BOF 500 fashion professional moving the global industry forward. Stephanie is also a celebrated TEDx speaker and an academic who teaches one annual fashion marketing college course. Featured in over 30 articles, she is a trusted voice at the intersection of fashion and disability. Stephanie is a woman with a disability working in the fashion industry to empower her community to dress with dignity and independence. Her adaptive fashion journey began thirty years ago as an advocacy campaign and has become her life's work. She has a M.A.C., an M.A. in Fashion Journalism, and annually lectures on fashion marketing. In addition, Stephanie is an executive DE&I council member for one of the largest media conglomerates in the United States.
Men are literally out here using dish soap on their faces, yet WE'RE THE ONES HAVING OUR BODIES REGULATED?! A post-Roe world chat +Sh!t my Partner DoesEnter code "FunLittleSucculents" and botanybox.co for 15% off your order
Chatting every day ableism + disabled creators to follow + how to be an ally to the disabled community
I am honored to have Kelly Mittendorf join us this week to chat all things career, shopping, 2012 tumblr nostalgia, and so much more!Kelly Mittendorf is a specialized Community Development and Partnerships Leader, spanning industries from consumer goods, to livestreaming, and shopping technology through a decade of hands-on experience. She's a fabulous friend and all around top notch human being.This episode is sponsored by Carrot! Carrot is a Chrome Extension and App that automatically keeps track of your shopping. Their mission is to make online shopping easier -- for you to feel organized and empowered rather than guilty when you buy something because you know you're getting the right option for you at the best time! Download your dream shopping app here: addtocarrot.com
Mini-getaway Recap + Airport Gripes + ...Is Michael Okay??? + Tv Chat + Ask Alex*Use code FUNLITTLESUCCULENTS on Botanybox.co for 15% off your order*
Coffee chat + Tales of Thrifting + The Joy of Nostalgia
Counting down my personal top 10 most embarrassing moments + a few of Michael's!
Discussing the SCOTUS leaked draft to overturn Roe: what we know, and what we do next (with a hint of screaming).
My mom Cheryl is the first fun little friend to join the pod! She answers 20 questions, and surprisingly only mentions Pitbull in one of them.