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The hugely popular weekday The Armstrong & Getty Show is wildly entertaining, informative and laugh-out-loud funny, with a mixture of political commentary, observations on local, national, and international news and reflections on social issues. Armstrong and Getty’s comedic delivery, great guests, and super-charged on-air personas have made The Armstrong & Getty Show a morning addiction for Bay Area talk radio listeners.

Armstrong & Getty


    • Jul 17, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Deadlines & Diamonds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2025 36:58


    Featured in Hour 3 of A&G... Why did Trump give Russia 50 days to make a deal to end the war? Lab grown diamonds are on the rise... The breakdown of higher education enrollment... Trump's embrace of cane sugar Coca Cola! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Conflation & Conspiracies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2025 37:18


    During Hour 2 of A&G... Trump's Epstein problem... Why classic rocker Steve Miller cancelled his tour... How CA is losing big-time on Cap & Trade... The value of journaling. Yes, journaling! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Chaos & Hatred Unfurled! 

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2025 36:17


    On the Thursday July 17, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... Elmo, troops leaving LA and astronauts on the moon... Headlines... The Epstein Saga Mailbag. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Would Poop A Brick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 37:16


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Life satisfaction Israel bombs Syria The Epstein files & the republicans that want them The level See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sorry Blind-o, You Got It Wrong!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 36:11


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Mac n Cheese lips & the NYC mayoral race The swing off, pitcher's mic & robot umpires The Trump/Zelensky conversation & synthetic opiates Trump's hand & ankles See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Don't Want To Get Into The Fight. I Have A Tee Time Later.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 36:17


    Hour 1 of A&G features... The free market & Amazon's birthday! Katie Green's Headlines! The Epstein files & the flip flopping on the matter Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You'd Call Him Penis? I'd Think You'd Call Him Anus.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 37:00


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Tough talking Gov. Gavin Newsom Witches on Etsy Trump's communication with Putin & Zelensky Getting a witch on Etsy continued... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Everyone Should Be Surrounded By Alligators Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 36:03


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Move to live & being sedentary Illegal immigrant deportations & criminals arrested The Russia/Ukraine conflict & Trump's feelings on Putin TikTok "trends" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Gut While The Guttin' Is Good!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 37:19


    Hour 1 of A&G features... The never ending Epstein saga & conspiracy theories Katie Green's Headlines! Gutting the Department of Education & teacher's unions Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We're Just Going Willy Nilly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 36:18


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Alligator Alcatraz & our immigration system Cooling electric vehicle sales The "big" Trump announcement & the Gen Z look Tariffs & continuing violence in the Middle East See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Joe's On The List!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 37:15


    Hour 2 of A&G features... The Epstein debacle & Tucker Carlson The Skin Bear... Emotionalism & drone tech in the Russia/Ukraine war Fixing your "catitude" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Gotta Cut Through The Clutter!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 36:09


    Hour 1 of A&G features... The Epstein list & the Ukraine announcement Katie Green's Headlines! Government accountability & the Secret Service Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Have Lovely Loins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 36:18


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Jack's awful metaphors & jobs/economy! Bingo, Bango, Bongo! Putin continues his attacks & Trump's conversations with Putin Professional clown weighs in on Trump See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jack Is In Favor Of The Communist Superman Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 36:20


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Anniversary of Trump attempted assassination & Secret Service suspended Waymo rides for teens, the tuba & the Epstein files New Superman movie & ESPN policing politics Cracker tips & the Grok meltdown See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Have The Most Depressing Level Of Intelligence

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 36:20


    Hour 1 of A&G features... ICE efforts met with violence & the best golf fight ever Katie Green's Headlines! Feeding feral cats & the town siren in emergencies Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Chicken Tacos Were Selling Like Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 36:20


    Hour 3 of A&G features... The Epstein files & Trump talking to the press Jack's RBF development School discipline New Barbie & a text debacle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    They Really Need To Look Into Window Safety In Russia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 36:22


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Talks with Putin & Trump's frustration Suspicious falling out of windows in Russia Vacations & the rioters ambushing ICE Your devices are spying on you See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Time To Take On The Beast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 37:23


    Hour 1 of A&G features... China's US land grab, colds & Newsom in South Carolina Katie Green's Headlines! The pause on weapons to Ukraine & Grok goes rogue Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is That Dead Racoon? No, It's My BBL Gone Wrong.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 36:10


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Another Biden book & Hunter in the White House Joe's grossest segment ever Gender Bending Madness! What is "spot fixing?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Psycho Looking Bastard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 37:16


    Hour 2 of A&G features... ICE agents ambushed & deporting illegals Resting Bitch Face Our kids health is getting worse and quickly Getting your first phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Schlep Is Such A Great Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 36:19


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Great words & coverage of the floods in Texas Katie Green's Headlines! The Epstein List Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That Makes You A Sap.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 36:16


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Ken Burns documentary How patriotic are we? Ozzy Osbourne send off & Henry's chess adventure The Big Beautiful Bill See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Lots Of College Girls With Their Hands On The Bull's Testicles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 36:21


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Joey Chestnut is back & vagrants The tariff deadline The Texas floods & The Supreme Court Jack's travels & performance art See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    There's No P.E. In School!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 36:21


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Jack's tan & vacation fun! Katie Green's Headlines! Trump's tax cuts Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    An Early Independence Day Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 36:08


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Tim Sandefur! Principles of The Declaration Explaining The Declaration of Independence Writing The Declaration Underrated Founding Fathers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Get Nuts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 37:08


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Rep Kevin Kiley talks to Joe Getty! 16 massage therapists & AI stories! Kansas Senator Roger Marshall talks to Joe Getty! Supreme Court decisions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We're Tootling Under The Laborage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 36:11


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Jack's on vacation & Operation Narnia C.O.W. Clips of the Week & Katie Green's Headlines! Mike Lyons talks to Joe Getty! Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can't Open Your Eyes & You Whistle Through Your Ears

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 36:17


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Late Night Joke Off Mamdani style & radical gender theory Vote of the passengers & plastic surgery The Pete Hegseth hearing Couple O' headlines & Jack's home footwear See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Milk The Cows!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 36:14


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Socialist mayor of NYC& his background Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom split & the Big Beautiful Bill Atlantic's article on Jaw's 50th anniversary Religious cults & the "4 AM Club" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Spontaneous Shedding Of Chicklets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 37:17


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Pete Hegseth press conference on Iran & FDR Katie Green's Headlines! Gender Bending Madness! Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're Deranged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 37:09


    Hour 3 of A&G features... The deranged reaction to Iran from the media Does Trump understand fundamentalist Islam? Economic numbers & the younger generation Texts about prenups See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    They Get Their Energy Vortex On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 36:19


    Hour 2 of A&G features... The bomb Iran song & energy vortexes McDonalds boycott & limb lengthening NYC Mayoral race Alligator Alcatraz, bison horror & the Liver King See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Anyone Know A Good Handyman? I Need To Put Up A Shed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 36:12


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Jack's mess & a NextDoor post Katie Green's Headlines! Coverage of the status of Iran's nuclear facility after the attacks Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Her Bones Are Locked Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 36:15


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Trump goes off on the media & the "cease fire" 100 year old holds a 5 minute plank & the section 8 mom The Nobel Peace prize & a breakdown of mental health Iranian sleeper cell concern See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Stupid With A Capital Stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 37:17


    Hour 2 of A&G features... NYC primaries & freezing the rent The shaky cease fire Do-gooders & let kids be kids! Syringe attack at France music festival See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He's Going To "S" a "B"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 36:21


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Cease fire in the Middle East & everyone is a Nazi Katie Green's Headlines! The NYC Mayoral race & Jack's dropping truth bombs Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Docker Chubbies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 37:21


    Hour 3 of A&G features... The word "Nazi" & the Iran bombing Nick Cannon can't name his kids & the NYC Mayoral race The war with Iran Thanks for not calling her bitch & fridge cigs See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A Festering Sore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 37:08


    Hour 2 of A&G features... M.I.G.A & the enriched uranium source in Iran Pain & Mark Levin nukes MTG Mike Lyons talks to A&G Jack's trip to the Dodger game See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're Too Dumb For Me To Talk To You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 37:19


    Hour 1 of A&G features... The midnight hammer & the war in Iran Katie Green's Headlines! Jeff McCausland talks to A&G Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We're All Related To Madonna

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 36:19


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Tucker's arguing style & the L.A. riots Emoji meanings Online dating & Jack's library story My Heart Will Go On & Latino scholars See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beautiful Plumage!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 35:30


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Bad Takes Competition! Using AI for news & hallucinations No diplomatic solution in Middle East & Elon Musk The Bezos' wedding & being over the top See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Who Watches Those Hags?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 36:06


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Prison alligators & should US be involved in Iran conflict Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & who watches network tv? Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I've Never Tried To Lift An Elephant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 36:24


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Fetterman speaking facts & bunker buster bomb fun facts In N Out burger & the Supreme Court ban Mike Lyons talks to A&G Are we going to attack Iran? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Not Worthy Of Your Parrot Crapping On It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 36:23


    Hour 2 of A&G features... New flag poles at The White House & Tucker vs Cruz on Iran Bonus Iran Mailbag! US involvement in Iran war & trans Supreme Court ruling Kelsey Grammer is having a kid & stray notes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 36:20


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Halfway through the week & Gabbard vs Trump Katie Green's Headlines! The bunker buster bomb & our favorite pies Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    How'd They Get An Evil Monkey In My Turbon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 36:20


    Hour 3 of A&G features... Steve Bannon & Tucker Carlson: What are they pitching? The situation in the Middle East Clever is not always the same thing as good Ads & workout equipment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    And Boom Goes The Dynamite!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 36:22


    Hour 2 of A&G features... What was Trump doing with that evacuation warning? Warning to iPhone users! Highest/lowest paid majors & a useless statistic Tourism protest in Europe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    What The Hell Is Going On?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 36:16


    Hour 1 of A&G features... Conflict in the Middle East & Israel's next move Katie Green's Headlines! Illegal immigrants & the ICE raids Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Like Cheap Crap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 38:43


    Hour 3 of A&G features... The conflict with Iran & US show of force Douglas Murray: "Israel will strike." The Chinese government & collecting your data The Britney Spears crazy barometer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    His Tear Fell Down His Cheek! Live Team Coverage!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 36:59


    Hour 2 of A&G features... Mike Lyons talks to A&G The Sperminator MN lawmakers killed in attack & The Kennedy Center Bejeweled chairs & electric vehicles See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Diagnosed As An Angry Loser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 36:30


    Hour 1 of A&G features... The Iran/Israel conflict & someone trashed Jack's creamer Katie Green's Headlines! "No Kings" rallies coast to coast & nobody's going to care! Mailbag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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