Babes and Bad Decisions

Welcome back to us validating ourselves in our first ever TWO PARTER! This week we're talking about the seven feminine archetypes. Charlotte's unbalanced, but who's surprised? Elaina finds a way to work smutty books into the conversation and Emily solidifies herself as the mother of the group. Then, we reminisce on our own “Maiden” phases, so if you went through your rebellious “drawn to bad partners” stage, you're not alone! Finally we get into a heated round of F*ck, Marry, Kill where we off some of our favorite artists…but we'll listen to their music EVERY DAY THEY'RE GONE! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! Want to know your results? Take the quiz at https://www.womenlovepower.com/seduction-archetype-quiz/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're finally looking inward this week and dissecting our own red flags, AKA welcome to us being colorblind. Our first, glaring red flag: THIS PODCAST. We learn that Elaina fits into too many categories, Emily self-proclaims her red flags, and Charlotte is WEAK. Although, it's not all bad. We then discuss our green flags, including our well endowed rears and the duality of our personalities. Somehow Elaina being a dancer is a red flag, while her being a good dancer is a green flag. Meanwhile, Emily is very proud of her moderate daddy issues and Charlotte is very proud of her big bank account. So, what have we learned this week? We all just want to date ourselves. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We went back in the archives to test Brooke's BABD knowledge. Is she as true a fan as we think she is? Find out and play along in this special bonus content from Episode 63! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, Emily pulls off the ultimate prank! Meet our dearest friend/daughter/manager/number 1 fan/ray of sunshine, Brooke! Sound warning: Elaina's scream is intense. We reminisce on our first memories of Brooke and how our friendships came to be. By the way, Brooke is not at all bitter about how long it took for her and Elaina to become friends…Then we discuss something Brooke is passionate about — the portrayal of women in media. Brooke educates us on the historical misrepresentation of women and we realize the foundation of theater is based on the male perception of life. We reflect on recent women-lead projects and how we can be conscious consumers. Finally, we play a game where we learn some fun (and weird) facts about Brooke! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we finally meet the elusive man known as Elaina's boyfriend…aka “BLEEEEEP.” Before we begin, let's get one thing straight: it's JON, not JOHN! We start off right with Emily's near-death experience and what could've been some lame last words. Then, we get a real man's input on why men do the things they do (and why they don't do the things they don't do…or something like that.) Jon wanted to talk about Pokémon for 45 minutes but luckily we talked him down. Instead, we play the newlyweds game! We learn some interesting things about ourselves and each other and hear more of Jon's hot takes. All this and more on Babes (plus the boyfriend) and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week Emily helps us make sense of all of those astrology lessons in a bonus episode! Today we are learning about how our Mars and Venus signs work together, and in the process we hear about Charlotte's “sexcapades” that got lost in the archives. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions - bonus edition! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to another installment of Astrology Lessons with Em! Fun fact: knowing your astrology can get you free stuff from Starbucks, so listen up. This week we're diving into Mars signs. Mars isn't just about anger, it has to do with all of our primal instincts. We finally find Elaina's Leo placement (shocking) and she completes her transformation into Beyoncé. Emily finds the perfect word to describe Elaina along with her true calling. Then we dive into Emily and Charlotte's Mars sign and an upcoming orgy involving some unlikely people. Turns out Emily and Charlotte are inclined towards sarcasm, gossip, and passive aggressiveness. Was anyone surprised? And stay tuned for the astrological explanations for Elaina's praise kink, Charlotte's failed relationships, and Emily's enemies-to-lovers arc. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Do you hit snooze a million times in the morning? Do you wake up and stare into the bathroom mirror questioning your life? Do you do your mascara in your apartment elevator? If you said yes to any of these questions, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION! This week Charlotte takes over and teaches us the secrets to a better morning routine. There are two types of morning routines: 1. early and unrealistic, or 2. aesthetic but no talking. How you wake up can set the tone for your whole day, and a better routine can actually make you more productive. We know it's hard now, especially if you wake up as an angry little gremlin like Emily, but inch by inch, foot by foot, day by day, you can get there! So basically this means we're are now a motivational podcast. Namaste and good morning! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to Babes and Bad Decisions where Charlotte is pressed and women's sizing is bullsh*t. This week we've been inspired by the lovely Tinx on Tik Tok and her theory on “Fatal Friendship Flaws.” Everyone has flaws (some more than others), and when looking at a friendship there comes a time where you have to decide if you accept the flaw and keep the friendship or you let that person go. Fatal flaws leave you feeling emotionally drained, and if that person is not actively working on improving themselves, then it may be time to end the friendship. Would you want to know your fatal flaw? Well we sure do! Elaina drops a truth bomb and we air our friendship dirty laundry (seriously, we really hash out the trauma this week). The Babes get into when it's time to have that talk with your friend and how to have a healthy version of that conversation. And remember to only share your concerns if you have their best interests in mind. Take a sip of water every time we say “flaw” (stay hydrated, Babes), and maybe keep a glass of wine nearby too. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Charlotte is back, vaxxed, and needs to get a wax! And if you're one of her coworkers, welcome! Emily sets the scene this week on a topic she's waited two years to talk about - post-graduate life. The Babes discuss the differences between moving back to your hometown and moving HOME, along with all the craziness that comes with being back where you're from. Charlotte might be going brunette, and if you own an empty house in New York let her know! We wish someone would've given us this advice before we graduated, so we're passing it on to you. The stigma of moving home after college can leave people with feelings of guilt, but post-grad looks different for everyone. Focus on the life you want first, then choose a career that will allow you to live that life. When you're post-grad, structure is super important. Whether you're getting into plants like Charlotte, witchy things like Emily, or are an “it girl” like Emily's roommate, self care is necessary! And remember, GO TO THERAPY! Finally, Charlotte leaves us with some words of wisdom: “If you're depressed, no you're not. ❤️” All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Our goal this week was to make Charlotte as uncomfortable as possible and I think we achieved that. This week, the Babes took the infamous BDSM test and explored our kinks (drink every time Emily says “f*ck it up). Disclaimer: any healthy relationship is all about willing, enthusiastic, and continuous consent, and BDSM relationships are no different. They aren't for everyone and are built on complete trust, so make sure you and your partner(s) are educated before exploring these types of relationships. Exploring kinks can be fun, and doing it with someone you feel safe and comfortable with makes it all the better. Contrary to what you might think, the submissive party actually holds all the power in BDSM relationships. They have the power to set the boundaries while dominant party has the opportunity to play within those set limits. Kinks are all about elevating your sexual experience, so things like fear and adrenaline can enhance your arousal and your play. The kink community has its own culture, so it's important to research before joining the community. The Babes talk about our different kinks, including those not on the test, as well exploring how reading has really opened Emily and Elaina's eyes to some potential new interests. Finally, Charlotte's game takes an interesting turn involving carrots, pegging, and an acid trip gone wrong. By the way, anyone who knows what the real Kinder/Kinge/Kumble is, you can direct your messages to the Babes' email account. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're officially officially back from our summer break, so we start off the episode with all of our life updates from the past few months. Then, we reminisce on the good old days (besides the racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia…) where dating was easy! Emily shares some dating tips from back in the day to see if they still hold up. Having a chaperone on your date may sound out of touch, but it's more common than you think! We also check in with our friend Mr. Josephus and his oddly specific thoughts on women's underwear. We learn the 1920s were not about being fun or friendly, but the 1940s were…don't worry, we're confused too. We try to define “simple, wholesome flirting” (which we figure out just means lying to men — our favorite!) and learn that Elaina would not have thrived in this era. Emily and Charlotte discover their new favorite ways to woo men: crying softly in the corner or getting a sunburn, and all the ways to make the patriarchy work for you. People back then might have been SUPER misogynistic, but at least they were aware of the double standards. That's gotta count for something, right? By the 90's it didn't get much better, but we don't think they even believed in the female orgasm yet. Finally, we take a look at some classic dating tips we still hear today. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Babes are finally back in the same city after 4 months! This time the city is Atlanta, and we have gotten into some shenanigans already. Emily finally met the man Elaina's boyfriend wanted to set her up with and he was built different…but not in a good way. Although, that night confirmed that we are way more fun than Elaina's boyfriend's friends, so fun that it included a run in with the cops. Elaina and Charlotte also learned that once you hit 21, you start to take advantage of all the places you can drink: Mystic Falls, the aquarium, really anywhere they'll let you. But we prefer to be high at the aquarium, which lead to some incredibly high realizations about the connection between cocktails and dickheads. After talking about how our nice dinner turned into a three hour trauma dump (WITH TEARS) and Elaina's bull riding adventure, we finally get into this week's topic: weddings! We discuss our thoughts on dry weddings, plus ones, after parties, and the correct shade for a wedding cake. Emily already has her wedding planned, but we're now taking bets on which Babe will get married first. And finally drink along with us during this weeks game. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Buckle up sluts! By the time this episode comes out the Babes will have been together for a whole weekend and Emily will have kissed Charlotte on her stupid mouth. Elaina's boyfriend is setting Emily up on a blind date so we'll see how that goes. This week, we're talking about how Emily needs to stop going out on Sundays and the repercussions of it. Basically she made out with the male version of Charlotte. Have you ever just looked at someone and known you were going to break them? If you're Too Much Too Soon™️, Emily has probably thought this. The Babes go through the pain of being so drunk you forget how to make out, a heist plan involving a stolen bar shirt, and some new and interesting evasion maneuvers. If you're no longer interested in someone, you're going to hurt their feelings…it's just going to happen. The this you have to decide is HOW you're going to hurt his feelings. And somehow during all of this we make the connection between our relationship and Finding Nemo? We don't know…All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is it something about the way the moon rises? We don't know, but something witchy is brewing this week! Charlotte has some stories for us — will her Hometown Hopeful™️ pan out? Or will she continue receiving snapchats from douche bags? Well, you know what Emily always says: once the traveling starts, the legs part. Plus, Emily spills on her date with the 30 year old. If the last guy was a brick wall, this one was a mirror. It seems that women are thirty, flirty, and thriving, but men certainly aren't. Then, Emily finally gets her chance to rant about astrology for an hour! This week we're talking about Venus, the planet of love, romance, friendship, and attraction. Emily's game destroys her belief in astrology, but her research makes up for it. Emily and Elaina have the same Venus sign (shocking, we know), which means they might be naggy and overly critical, but give them affection and stability and they'll improve your life. Charlotte, on the other hand, is a mess of confidence and emotion, but also not? We don't know either. Just wait for these descriptions because they make way too much sense (ahem, Emily's desire for enemies to friends to lovers…) And stick around to find out how to win the Babes over! Finally, Charlotte's game shows how compatible the Babes really are — plus some insight into their past relationships…and maybe their future ones? All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Happy Pride Month babes! Mercury is still in retrograde and the exes are back! Specifically Sugar Daddy...who has now listened to every episode of the podcast. Would him being on an episode be more problematic or entertaining? Watch out, we might find out sooner rather than later.

The astrology apps are spitting facts this week...Sugar Daddy is back and just as toxic as ever — and Charlotte and Elaina are NOT holding back! This week we discuss Emily's dilemma: why can't we release our “soft spots” even when they no longer serve us? Setting boundaries also means enforcing the consequences which can be the hardest part, so we talk about what to do when you can't set a boundary. It's definitely a very introspective episode. Stay tuned, Charlotte's game brings out the weird in this trio! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're bringing the boys back! Hear more stories about how the gays can't drive, drunk story times, and two (2) separate stories about two (2) separate boys going to the bathroom on themselves... Finally, we have some bonus content from our last episode, including Elaina's boyfriend's best pick-up lines (if you can even call them that) and Emily's new Target vibrator (10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND!). All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions - bonus edition! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Emily suffered the ultimate betrayal at the hands of Elaina and Charlotte this weekend…but then again she had some crazy adventures of her own, involving Florida people, big bitches, and pheromone perfume. Warning: the side effects of pheromone may include attracting fake gay men and fighting rude straight ones. This just confirms why Charlotte avoids male attention all together. Again, men - STOP BEING CREEPY! Also, Emily explains the key to feeling your hottest. If you find yourself asking “Am I hotter than I think I am?” the answer is probably (definitely) yes! Then we get into some important conversations about setting boundaries with your partner, and the perfect response if they finish in you without permission. Plus, Hot Girl Summer is underway! Remember - you are hot at any size! Finally, we talk fetishes, pleasure, and orgasms. And stay tuned for Emily's date storytime… All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Friendships can grow and change as we transition through life, but don't worry! The Babes are here to help you through it. It starts with recognizing friendships that will last past graduation/the move/the job change/etc, and sometimes someone will surprise you. Ask yourself this — who would you take a trip for? Then the Babes take a look at their own friendship and wonder if they'd met at any other time, would they still be friends? It's also important to keep friends around that put in the same amount of effort as you now, and don't be afraid to start laying your roots with them! Some people you just grow out of, and that's okay. Focus on your own growth first and the rest will fall into place. Plus, stick around till the end to see Charlotte give some good advice for the first time ever! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We've waited a long time for this — it's our anniversary! This week we're reminiscing on the beginnings of the podcast, and we're not talking about 2020… In 2019, we talked about starting this podcast and actually recorded three (and a half) episodes that we've never released! These special episodes will probably never be released in their entirety (for a couple reasons), but we're listening to never-before-heard clips from the first ever Babes and Bad Decisions episode! You'll hear our original theme song, our old game order, and the very first outro we ever did! Some things never change, but at least our sound quality is a whole lot better! All this and more (for hopefully many years to come) on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

TW: Sexual assault, rape, murder, and MEN We start out this week on a light note, revisiting Charlotte's elementary school trauma, Emily's birth control updates, and the time Elaina almost died on a rollercoaster. But then strap in for another good old fashioned Emily rant! Karma may be a woman, but God is a man. Otherwise, why would men be the way they are? The Babes discuss cringy texts, men's unearned confidence, and casual workplace sexism. After that, warning: this episode gets heavy. This week, we discuss the death of Sarah Everard and the resulting “Not All Men” movement. To our male listeners - if you say you are an ally to women, here are ways to be better and do better, because in reality, is IS all men. Protect your female friends and call out your male friends. Stay safe, we love you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey we're boys, we make bad decisions, and we're here to tell you about them! Oh wait, is that not how it goes? APRIL FOOLS! We let Charlotte's boys have control of the podcast this week and we're still not sure it was a good idea. First we have Alex, a simple man with some cuckold dreams and a dirty past involving an iPad, his grandma, and a bathtub. Next is Anthony, a real life Nick Miller but worse. And finally, David, a man with no shame about what he does on the family printer. We get the boys' perspectives on some very important topics like the Disney to furry pipeline, unprotected sex, and Mormon soaking. We also get into the best and worst things to do on a date and our most shameful porn experiences. And we promise you, you've never heard so many variations of the word “c*nt” used on this podcast. Finally, the boys ask us the questions they've always wanted to know, and we learn how sex REALLY feels for men. You're not going to want to miss the end of this episode - they hold NOTHING back. All this and more on Babes, (the Boys,) and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This has been a weird week for the babes, but that means bonus content for you! Here are some clips that we loved but didn't make the cut, including a classic moment we reference a lot but never actually aired. We'll be back next week with another episode, but until then — enjoy! Episode 17 - Charlotte's Burp Emily's having stomach issues and Charlotte, ever so professional, knows just how to rub it in. Episode 41 - “I Beat Up Baby Daddies" Emily's back on Bumble and has found a GEM of a man (who is NOT a tiny rat chef). Episode 41 - Convince Me Emily has a Bumble date and needs a little convincing, which leads to another classic long-winded Emily rant. Elaina and Charlotte have their opinions, but what do you think? Should she go? Episode 42 - Charlotte's Hot Customer Charlotte has yet another hot man story time, which leads to a more in-depth look at Charlotte's sex life, weird relationship analogies, and (of course) mispronounced words. Episode 43 - Why am I Looking at Your Vagina? Charlotte is in the middle of a story time when Emily shocks her with a new camera angle. (Cue Emily wheezing.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode starts with more updates from Emily on how men continue to disappoint us, but what else is new? Elaina drops a truth bomb early on, and then we reminisce about cringey voicemails and feet-stuff. After all that fun stuff, we get into how to reprogram your brain when talking to people you deem to be more attractive. First things first, we think you're incredibly hot and if you ever need a boost hit us up! Second, you have nothing to lose! (And if you're Charlotte you have nothing, period.) Society's version of attractive is not always everyone's taste, and you're just as hot and desirable as anyone else. All of our ancestors got laid, and so can you! We discuss the differences in cocky vs. confident people and how to fake it till you make it. One can get you laid and the other can get you blacklisted. Plus, if you're genuinely enjoying yourself and treating yourself as the main character, you'll have a better time anyway! Remember: it's not about being hotter than other people, it's about being the hottest version of yourself. So wear what YOU want, embrace your imperfections, and maybe you'll meet Matthew Gray Gubler! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Watch out! It's the return of Emily's elder man and the Babes' drunken escapades. Charlotte proves that she can go harder than her moms, and they wouldn't want it any other way. Emily now has a thing for men with their life together, but the only ones she can find are over 30. Then Charlotte shares some second date update disasters and we teach you a new way to get out of a first date. Emily spills the tea on all Nashville men and has a run-in with one who is wayyyyy too forward. Question: if a man says you could hook up and he wouldn't tell anyone, is that a good or a bad thing? What we do know is that if a man insists that he won't tell anyone, that probably means he's going to tell everyone. Plus, we reiterate that men are terrible at hints, so you have to be direct. Example: the friendzone! Men are unidirectional creatures, but is there ever a good way to friendzone one? It's a pretty heterosexual practice, but friendzoning has different meanings based on your gender. The Babes discuss how socialization impacts the way each gender views the components of friendship, and how that can be misconstrued. But at its core, being butt hurt about being friendzoned is really just being upset about being rejected, and if you only respect women because you want to sleep with them then it's NOT REALLY RESPECT. Also, if you only stick around in a friendship for the CHANCE to sleep with them, then you're in it for the wrong reasons and you need to move on. Plus, the Babes explore the different “zones” and disprove the lie that there is less drama with guy friends (but then disprove ourselves with this podcast). Men LOVE gossip - even Gossip Girl was a man! (Spoiler alert!) And there are other perks to having guy friends, especially those secure enough to compliment you. But when it comes down to it, each Babes has a different strategy for friendzoning men. Charlotte says “DENY, DENY, DENY” while Elaina likes to lead men on and walk the line but keep them at such a distance that they know they never really have a chance. Emily's still figuring it out, but maybe she'll come up with a good strategy one of these days! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Another episode, another week of Emily updates. First, Facebook called her single, but would you join Finder? (Fumble? Finge? Sorry, we're still workshopping the name.) After that, Emily had an interesting night involving Chuy's, a fist bump, and a man that exceeds her normal age range. This episode is also the final straw - Emily and Charlotte are now officially no longer friends, just coworkers. Don't worry though, they are definitely still going to be in each other's weddings and get each other wrecked at their bachelorette months. And after all that, Emily has a surprise for Charlotte and Elaina! This week she got all their friends and family to fill out a poll based on the Babes habits - and the moms had some very dramatic responses to this request. Cults, sugar daddies, meeting the parents, and more! Some of Elaina's responses are just too accurate (once a horse girl, always a horse girl) and the Babes discuss all the ways we'd commit murder* (*for legal purposes this is a JOKE). Finally, we end with some less-than-sexy names, un-fun facts, and the worst outfits we've ever worn. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Domestic Violence isn't a joke and you're not alone. If you or someone you know is experiencing intimate partner violence or domestic violence, please call this number: 1.800.799.7233. We love you! We have some HOT TAKES for you this week! On top of that, Emily is having dreams about her exes, Charlotte is coming for Emily's job, and Elaina has tea about the worst man we've ever talked about on the podcast. But we get HEATED this week and there's no holding back! Do you start your week with church and birth control, or do you start with horrible choices? There's a lot of valid arguments for what day the week starts, but the answers will NEVER be Saturday or Wednesday… We learn that Charlotte's top sheet ritual is psychopathic and you hear a classic Babes' opinion - go into college single (you're probably gay anyway)! Plus, hear Charlotte get really worked up for the first time in Babes history. And coming soon: the Babes' threesome! ANIME IS ACTUALLY GOOD and anime food is even better — you can quote Emily on that. Finally, we discuss how hot girls eat pickles, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron is the blueprint, and Emily needs therapy (shocker!). And stay tuned for the BEST Charlotte moment in BABD history! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello and welcome back to another episode of “watch more porn” featuring Elaina and her side effects! This week we're talking about all the ways to butter your mentality (and no, that's not a typo)! This year is the year of self love, self care, and money. Going into 2021, it's important to know who you are as a person — even if that person is a piece of sh*t. The Babes discuss the realness of Imposter Syndrome, our future dream home, and how to trick yourself into loving yourself. Do you suffer from anxiety or insecurities? Well the best way to get rid of both of those things is to just not think! Boom, fixed! Thanks Charlotte. But really, it's all about learning to validate yourself from within and becoming your own soulmate. You can make yourself feel more validated and loved than anyone else can, so treat yourself like the main character! Also, follow us into some never-before-seen (or heard?) behind the scenes technical difficulties that lead to way to many meat jokes (sponsor us, A1!). Plus, it's the return of New York Boy and the Doorknob! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week is the Charlotte show aka Return of the Exes: The Sequel. She never takes her own advice, but she actually gives some good advice this week! We already know not to trust a man with two phones, but if he has four, RUN. Exes coming back can bring a plethora of problems — high temperatures, rising heart rates, and long therapy sessions. But don't worry, it's not all exes. Elaina's hot neighbor makes a comeback! It might be fate but don't trust Elaina's boyfriend to be a wingman. But while Elaina and Charlotte have been going on adventures, Emily's been experiencing major FOMO, so if you hear her crying and softly singing to Ariana Grande just let her be. While we're at it, we discuss the Babes' crying habits: Elaina angry cries, Charlotte pushes it down, and Emily cries constantly while saying “No I'm okay, I'm okay!” But if you're not crying like Charlotte, you might need someone to hit your emotional cherry/release button and let it out. Basically, just let your sad girl hours happen and wring out your emotional sponge. You can do it! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're starting off this week with a game — is Emily a bad person? Probably not, but you'd hate her if you were dating her ex (…there's nothing wrong with a little ego stroke, right?). And this week's tip: you can ditch men and take their money, but don't do it to your friends! And if you're going to take a souvenir from a one night stand, don't commit fraud! Also, take this episode as a sign to move your nudes and change your Snapchat password (you'll thank us later). And did you know about the hotness conversion rates between Tallahassee, Nashville, and New York City? But no matter where you are, rebounding is generally easier for men because there's

Here's a funny joke: your cheating ex, your ex “man who's not your man,” and the guy you ghosted on Hinge all walk into a bar…and somehow you all end up in Bikini Bottom? Our exes have come back to haunt us this week, some via social media and others via nightmares. Men without common sense or self awareness? Groundbreaking. So, as always, we start off another episode with a “f*ck men” anecdote and remind you to tip your therapist friends! Teaching every man you date how to NOT be a sh*tty person is exhausting, so men, in 2021 let's stop speaking. Then we get into the nitty gritty of this episode — what to do when your ex starts dating someone else. We've all been there and have all handled it differently (hopefully you handle it better than Emily did!). And we know, depression is nothing to joke about (unless it's your own) but if you're spiraling, watch out for a harsh text from Emily. Exes have a weird way of sliding back into your life. PSA: stop watching their Instagram stories if you're not going to text them back! And crushing on your ex rarely goes well either, so if your ex getting into a relationship is going to affect you, it might be best to take your space from them. We could block them, which is probably better, but where's the fun in that? And stick around for a once-in-a-lifetime story of Charlotte's ex being respectful (yeah, we were shocked too!). Basically, if you're a cheating ex or married with kids, just stay away or Charlotte will take your money. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This year has already been off to a wild start, so we have some stories for you! If you want to be infuriated by entitled men, listen to Emily's first story. Seriously, where do they get the audacity? In the spirit of last episode, always protect your friends from scary men! And remember, men ain't sh*t…unless they buy you a plane ticket. This week Emily shares the tale of her last minute escapade in New York City with her sugar daddy and the escape room she had to go through to get there. She spills every part of the weekend (and we mean EVERYTHING) including some surprisingly intelligent conversations about women's pleasure, feminism, and the effects of birth control on attraction (unfortunately, Charlotte is still attracted to man-children). Elaina shares how Tik Toks are making her more bisexual by the day and her continual fear of being on the hit TV show “I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant” (sponsor us Kyleena!). But don't worry if you don't know your egg count — there's a Buzzfeed quiz for that! Charlotte shares more secrets about how to make the Patriarchy work for you, but absolutely do not take her advice on how to non-creepily DM people on Instagram (hint: you can't just cold call them like on Bumble). Stick around until the end to hear Emily's revelation about her rich ex and the bold new steps she took. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

TW: Sexual assault and trauma This episode contains heavy content but it's all things we need to discuss. We also acknowledge that we speak in heavily gender binary terms, but the gender spectrum is so much more complex than we can discuss in an entire episode and we completely understand that this topic is inclusive of all our trans, non-binary, and gender queer friends. This week we ask the question: Are you simping for the patriarchy? We deep dive into the differences in speech patterns between men and women, the subculture of women, and boundaries. We learn that Emily has sympathy for babies, grandparents, and women and THAT'S IT. We understand that “Just Say No” isn't that simple, but it's important to be blatant in calling out men that make you uncomfortable! Cause a scene! Take up space! DO IT! And this episode is for our male listeners too! Charlotte teaches us her many grocery store lessons, including the correct way to give a woman a compliment — even though Emily says if you feel the need to compliment a women, don't. To our male listeners — this week we ask you to reflect on your actions and how they could come off as predatory. The world is inherently more dangerous for women, LGBTQ+, and gender queer folks, and we ask you to do your part in making it a little less scary. We also talk about the sensitive topic of trauma and how it's hard to label when you're not ready to recognize it as trauma. We're always here for you and we're always ready to remind you to be the intimidating, confident babe that you are! We love you! Xoxo, the Babes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

To our dear parents: this one's for you! Unfortunately, it's probably not what you wanted...but we're dragging you with love! This episode is all about helping you navigate your family dramas and traumas this holiday season and beyond. As we've grown up, we've seen our family dynamics change and have come to realize that parents are people too (who would've thought!). For some, honesty was the best policy. For Elaina and Emily...well, you know how they turned out. We imagine a world where our parents went to therapy, and a much scarier world if our parents had a podcast. We look at our evolution from asking permission to setting boundaries and finding our own autonomy. And remember, just because they're your parents doesn't mean you owe them anything. If they're manipulative and toxic you are allowed to cut them off. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We really should've called this podcast “Who Hurt You?” because this week the babes are jaded and ready to spill! We reminisce on our successes (and mostly failings) in long distance relationships. We talk about what you should do (ahem, BREAK UP WITH HIM) and what you should absolutely not do (like get into a long distance relationship last fricking minute!) We've noticed a trend: once a woman leaves, the man all of a sudden wants them… stop it. Arguing also sucks way more when it's long distance (but a flip phone makes it so much cooler.) We also talk about long distance intimacy and forced celibacy which can be good or bad depending on how you look at it. Basically learn from our mistakes and do not enter college in a relationship, especially not a long distance relationship! You have to have way more trust and be able to uphold your boundaries more in a long distance relationship, so we recommend that if you are going to enter one, you already have a strong foundation and an end date in sight…or just go Charlotte's route and follow the rule of “No Communication = No Fights!” All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In a world full of uncertainty, we hope this podcast finds you well… We're starting off early this morning, so everyone say hi to Emily's morning voice! We're also recording over zoom today (how appropriate) so excuse the few technical difficulties. This week we're normalizing putting your Covid test results in your dating app bios! Since the Covid talk is the new STD talk, it's better to get that out of the way first, then you can move on to some of our safe in-person dating ideas. The most important thing to ask yourself before going out on a date is “Is this person worth getting Covid for?” If they don't wear a mask in public, the answer is NO. We don't kink shame here, but we sure do sock shame, so remember: masks stay ON and socks come OFF. You should still tip your therapist even when she calls you out for being single (@Charlotte), but you shouldn't listen to the Tik Tok algorithm when it tells you that a relationship is in your future (@Emily). Your normal shell may have turned into a Pandemic Boulder, but now is definitely NOT the time to go back to your ex — just email them! And this episode isn't just for people looking for relationships! We also talk about the best ways to make your relationship last in a pandemic. For Elaina, it's a Razor scooter. For you, it could be a pogo stick. But remember, even in a relationship you can still have sex with yourself! So keep the masks on and your filter off! Good luck! Best, The Babes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week is a fun continuation of our “Making Charlotte Uncomfortable” series! It's all about consent, boundaries, and communication. We talk about our own hard and soft limits and discover that while Charlotte is very set in her ways, Emily and Elaina are Kinky Lite™️. This episode we look to our friends in the kinky community and share their healthy views on normalizing limits, conversations, and Emily's favorite, aftercare! Sexual events can trigger emotional responses, and that's okay! It's important to explore things at your own pace and have open and honest communication with your partners. Boundaries change over time and can change from partner to partner, so don't be afraid to talk it out. Something people don't always understand is that asking for consent can be hot! Don't be afraid to make them beg for it or tell your partner exactly what you want. Plus, talking with your partners beforehand is one of the best types of foreplay. Talking = Orgasm! But seriously, consent should always be an ongoing conversation and you should never assume you have consent for something. So remember, bring a condom with you everywhere, know the difference between dominance and aggression, and “Whoa, wrong hole buddy!” works every time… All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Disclaimer: We will be talking about raunchy things (SHOCKING!) This week we're normalizing talking about female pleasure and reading vibrator reviews on Amazon. Hear what toys we recommend for couples and individuals, our fun double date idea, and our mixed feelings on the clone-a-willy. We discuss the rules of post-breakup toy possession and the dangers of desensitization. Charlotte let's us know about her “no pain al gain” mindset and Emily and Elaina talk about the similarities in their origin stories. Moral of the story: but your friends sex toys! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to another “we hate men” episode! We know we've had a couple heavy episodes recently, but this one is only TraumaLite(TM). We have some very strong opinions on menswear (specifically flip flops). If you drive a truck and wear a cowboy hat you have Charlotte's attention, but if you wear cowboy boots turn back around, buddy. This week we'll teach you what NOT to say in bed, the different kinds of virginity, and all about dealbreakers. And don't worry, we've already called Charlotte's therapist. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! PS- Stream Emily's new song “Take Me Back” by Emily Grace! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Another disclaimer this week: Emily isn't a therapist but she is the therapist friend so we think you can trust her. This episode is all about trauma, but our trauma makes us funny! So tip your therapists and listen up. We're not only calling ourselves out but we're calling out parents out too! We talk all about how our relationships with our parents affect our future relationships. Elaina and Emily are more alike than they think, but Charlotte is still the odd one out. Be warned: there are a lot of “ouch” moments in this episode. Are your girlfriend senses tingling or is it just your attachment style? And remember, your traumas aren't your fault but they are your responsibility. Thanks Mom and Dad! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Fluids, juices, discharge…you got it, we're talking about it! Emily is really on her soapbox this week. Remember: we are NOT doctors, but we do have a podcast so it's the same thing right? The babes dive into important topics such as the importance of getting checked, the REAL purpose of flavored condoms, and some surprising stats about contraceptives. Emily goes through all the different ways to say “vagina,” Charlotte enlightens us on the Great Wall of Vagina, and Elaina explains how capitalism is preying on your private parts! Your vagina is a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself, so get to know her and the rest of your body (and don't use flavored suppositories). We end on Em's Magic Shaving Tips and Charlotte's STD trivia. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we're calling you out! We're also calling ourselves out, but we wouldn't have this podcast without making some of these bad decisions. Basically do as we say and NOT as we do. This episode is all about how to call your friends out. We discuss the importance of a prenup, the grace period after a breakup, and all the reasons why you should dump him. Tell your friends they deserve better, and tell yourself that too! Emily is the queen of unsolicited advice, but be careful unless the stakes are REALLY HIGH. And Elaina and Charlotte remind us that sometimes in order to be a good friend you have to cockblock them. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we're talking about something that may not be within our expertise…long-term relationships. This episode does contain plenty of ex-bashing in true BABD style, but we reminisce on the (potentially few) good qualities our exes had that made the relationships last so long. Currently Elaina is the only one thriving in a long-term relationship, but Emily and Charlotte aren't too bitter…right? This episode is a great reminder that your notes app is your FRIEND during fights, so USE IT! Plus we go over how to deal with different communication styles and setting boundaries for yourself and your future partners. Also, bonus points to anyone who can tell us how many times Emily said “communicative.” And have you ever wondered what it would look like if the Babes dated each other? All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week is wet and wild and fun for the whole family! (JK.) We're talking all things sex, so get ready to stick this episode in your spank bank. Fun fact: sex in New York is just better, but be careful to watch for falling jizz! Bodies are weird, but things like squirting and queefing are completely natural. So queef loud and proud, and if you're scared of squirting don't worry you won't pee. (But if you do…he won't notice.) And don't worry guys, if you can't last long we have some tips for you (hint: try foreplay.) Emily is a goddess and/or a witch, Elaina's kink is getting knocked out, and let us know if you find Charlotte on Pornhub. Plus, stick around until the end to hear a surprising realization about threesomes and Charlotte's slew of crazy sex positions! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're all having identity crises this week, but here we go! Everyone knows a f*ckboy — hey, maybe you are one! We're not judging. This episode we talk all about the f*ckboys we know and the f*ckboys, I mean f*ck WOMEN that we are! Time to put your big boy pants on, folks (they make you butt look amazing)! You have to have some class before you get this ass and if we don't vibe, we don't ride! Basically don't ghost people (ahem, Charlotte) and unless you're running out of minutes, DON'T use Snapchat as your main form of communication. Will we follow any of the rules we give you? Probably not. When in doubt, out f*ckboy them! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the babes are talking about an all important subject — being single! Elaina's not single so we're already a little mad at her plus Emily shows how jaded she really is, so you're in for a very interesting episode! Are we emotionally stable enough for a relationship? Probably not, but it's always easier to find a partner when you're not looking for someone. Plus we have our pets, so we'll be okay… We ask important questions like “Do you like them or do you like the fictional character you've created in your mind?”and “Will you like them after they get a haircut?” It's always important to remember that the best part of being single is doing whatever you want when you want and that being single makes you stronger because you don't have someone to lean on all the time. So care less about what other people think of you because you'll have more fun if you don't worry about f*ck boys and just worry about yourself! Also, let us know if you use any of these Instagram captions…and if they work! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have a very special guest this week — another Emily! This Emily (hereafter referred to as Emily W.) is our Emily's roommate and has some great insights into the ups and downs of living with your significant other. Moving in with your partner can be scary…sometimes it ends well and sometimes it doesn't. Charlotte surprisingly doesn't have much to say this week, but it's mostly because she doesn't ever want to live with anyone ever (but who can say they're surprised?). We delve into tough topics like living with your partner after you two break up. And are the Emilys dating? That's a secret we'll never tell. XOXO, Babes and Bad Decisions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The babes are finally back together — this time in Nashville! If you want to see the extended episode, head over to our YouTube channel and check it out! Dating is a complicated topic, which is clear this week because the babes don't agree on everything. We talk about boundaries, labels, and expectations along with when to DTR (anyone remember that term?). Emily doesn't want you to get serial murdered, so it's important to be safe on dates, and Elaina doesn't want you to get hurt, so it's important to protect yourself by clearly communicating what you want and what you expect. This episode is all about helping you find your Hell Yes! and staying away from those who aren't worth your time. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Third time's a charm, right? Welcome to limbo where it really is do as we say and not as we do…seriously. This episode we discuss the dreaded question: was Ross right? It's all about PERSPECTIVE, BABY. Elaina gives us some level headed wisdom as always and Emily is just a mess. The babes try to figure out if taking a break means things will definitely end and Charlotte gives some good advice for once! All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's time to call your rich exes kids cause this week is all about money! Emily finally realizes she has a rich ex who has now become her sugar daddy and Charlotte has some kind of bridge to cross? We don't know. This episode focuses on those friends with benefits if you know what we mean. ;) Elaina reminds us that the tip can be kind of substantial and of course Charlotte is always so close but never quite there… So grab your consort and enjoy all this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app