Best Buds Podcasts

Best Buds Podcasts is now Log #13! Log #13 is a horror fiction podcast about a series of mysterious tape cassettes, found following the disappearance of an archeological expedition party led by professor Max Ashby. Perhaps these tapes can help illuminate what happened to Mr. Ashby and his team of researchers? Did they find the secrets in the ancient ruins they were looking for? Or did those terrible secrets find them? Prepare to turn out the lights, hold your loved ones close, and listen to find out the terrible secrets of Log #13. --- Credits: Starring Sam White Written and produced by Sean White All sound effects recorded by Sean White with the exception of the following sounds from freesound.org used under Creative Commons: - Chicken Meat Slime http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/211605 by Iwan ‘qubodup’ Gabovitch http://freesound.org/people/qubodup under CC-BY 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode - HEAVY BAG DROP DIRT.wav https://freesound.org/people/burbujafilms/sounds/392008/ by burbujafilms https://freesound.org/people/burbujafilms/ - Howler Monkeys https://freesound.org/people/Lenguaverde/sounds/490315/ by Lenguaverde https://freesound.org/people/Lenguaverde/ - Angry cat Roo.wav https://freesound.org/people/secondbody/sounds/50357/ by secondbody https://freesound.org/people/secondbody/ - Cutting Foam https://freesound.org/people/180118/sounds/442894/ by 180118 https://freesound.org/people/180118/ - Meat Slap 1.aif https://freesound.org/people/MWLANDI/sounds/85845/ by MWLANDI https://freesound.org/people/MWLANDI/ - stone_tile_dragging_friction_scrape_m10.wav by johanwestling https://freesound.org/people/johanwestling/ - mongo chant.wav https://freesound.org/people/tc630/sounds/349490/ by tc630 https://freesound.org/people/tc630/ - scifi static.wav https://freesound.org/people/cognito%20perceptu/sounds/97310/ by cognito perceptu https://freesound.org/people/cognito%20perceptu/ - Zapalenie_ognia.mp3 https://freesound.org/people/Villen/sounds/149831/ by Villen https://freesound.org/people/Villen/ - bball on lamp.wav https://freesound.org/people/David%20Bowman/sounds/116329/ by David Bowman https://freesound.org/people/David%20Bowman/ - Road flare - lighting1 https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/sounds/317833/ theshaggyfreak https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/ - radio sound.mp3 https://freesound.org/people/funkyfierce/sounds/106747/ by funkyfierce https://freesound.org/people/funkyfierce/sounds/106747/ - Tape Recorder.wav https://freesound.org/people/Pogotron/sounds/61075/ by Pogotron https://freesound.org/people/Pogotron/

In the sixty-fourth episode of Ultimate Losers, we finally find out what's been making Harry Osborn so Hobby lately, as Peter Parker has to fight his own friend. Also, the Vulture appears! Or... that might just be Harry's imagination... or Sam's imagination. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 75-77 (Hobgoblin pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Hobgoblin's jeans, a eulogy for our sweet prince Justin and everyone being The Vulture. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the sixty-third episode of Ultimate Losers, Harry Osborn makes a surprise appearance to reveal secrets of the past that will ruin Peter's life even more than the mess it already is. Also Harry inherits Norman's shark vendor for his Sharkatorium. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 72-74 (Hobgoblin pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Roxxon Labs, Goblin families and CELLAR DOOOOOOOOORS Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the sixty-second episode of Ultimate Losers, Spider-man has a really bad dream which involves Dr. Strange piercing Wong's nipple.... and Professor X stops a bank robbery through some morally dubious methods. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 70-71 and Ultimate X-men 58 In this episode the losers discuss: Ned's Nightmare, conjoined twins and Dr. Strange's piercing wizardry. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In this special episode of Ultimate Losers, we review the sequel to Fox's surprise R-rated hit of 2016- Deadpool 2! We get into major spoilers about halfway through so see the time stamp below for your warning if you haven't watched the movie yet SPOILEES ALERT: 15:35 First 15 minute spoilees 21:39 Spoilees of all the dang timelines In this episode the losers discuss: The Emperor's New Groove's affect on film criticism, the hilarious tragedy that is X-Force, and the concept of "Fridging" Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the sixty-first episode of Ultimate Losers, the Ultimates team up with the Captain Corps of Europe to take on Captain Norway... aka their old teammate Thor! Also, serial abuser Hank Pym joins a new super team, The Defenders and it doesn't go well. Issues: The Ultimates 2 4-6 (Gods and Monsters Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: The Billionaire Bachelor Club, Thor's magic belt, and Hank Pym's ant-sized underwear Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In this special episode of Ultimate Losers, we review the new MCU movie that has everyone talking, Avengers: Infinity War! We get into major spoilers pretty quick so see the time stamp below for your warning if you haven't watched the movie yet SPOILEES ALERT: 16:10 Dirty and rowdy-boy Spoilees In this episode the losers discuss: Hulk sized dinguses, how to create stakes in a superhero story, and THAT ENDING. Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the sixtieth episode of Ultimate Losers, we dive into the sequel series to the Ultimates, in which Thor believes his brother Loki is planning something devious, and the Hulk goes on trial for his crimes of well... cannibalism and many many murders. Issues: The Ultimates 2 1-3 (Gods and Monsters Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Europe's Captain-only superteam, Thor's work email, and the idea of a Phillip Seymour Hoffman fancast Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the fifty-ninth episode of Ultimate Losers, the X-men catch wind of a country that solves its criminal justice system problem in the most 2005 way possible: hunting mutants in a Survivor-style reality TV show! Issues: Ultimate X-men 54-57 (The Most Dangerous Game) In this episode the losers discuss: Polishing halos, luck superpowers, and Nightcrawler and Angel’s sick D&D Campaign Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

In the fifty-eighth episode of Ultimate Losers, the Fantastic Four meet an alien named Nihil, who is totally not an evil puritanical tyrant lording over a dying universe. He's just a a screeching bugman with many mandibles and a cyborg Pterodactyl spaceship. Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four 16-18 (The N-Zone Pt 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Pervy Falkor, Johnny Storm's lack of skincare and how to set up your very own butthat franchise. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-seventh episode of Ultimate Losers, the Fantastic Four take a trip to the place that gave them their powers in the first place, the alternate dimension called the N-Zone! Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four 13-15 (The N-Zone Pt 1) In this episode the losers discuss: First contact, the resurrection of General Thunderbolt Ross and a lecture's worth of science facts. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-sixth episode of Ultimate Losers, Wolverine webcrawls a mile in Spider-man's shoes, and the Human Torch enrolls in classes at Midtown High. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 66-69 In this episode the losers discuss: Beach KFC, the difficulties of web-swinging, and Wolverine's peen (We're sorry guys. We go deep into that mystery) Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-fifth episode of Ultimate Losers, an X-men field trip to Coney Island gets interrupted by a card-dealing Cajun who has a particular interest in Rogue. Issues: Ultimate X-men 50-53 (Cry Wolf) In this episode the losers discuss: The Accent Singularity, Gambit's Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and Iceman's performative heteronormativity. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-fourth episode of Ultimate Losers, we flashback for the limited series Ultimate Elektra to see how this morally gray college dropout became the ruthless assassin for the Kingpin that we know and love. Issues: Ultimate Elektra 1-5 (Devil's Due) In this episode the losers discuss: The Saluki Crimespiracy, literal money laundering and federally mandated pastries. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-third episode of Ultimate Losers, the cast of Ultimate-Spiderman all have to grapple with the shocking revelation that Gwen Stacy has been murdered. But first Peter Parker has to deal with her murderer, his own imperfect clone- Carnage. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 63-65 (Carnage Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Infinite jam possibilities, Sam's detention tips, and Carnage's memorable catchphrase: GERP! Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-second episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter Parker finds Dr. Curt Conners, formerly the Lizard, to be a useful ally. But Conners' habit of risky genetics experiments may end up hurting Peter more intensely than any villain has before. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 60-62 (Carnage Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Lizard dreams, continental breakfast-related accidents, and the series' first major character death since Uncle Ben. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast *usually* covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In this special episode of Ultimate Losers, we review the new MCU movie Black Panther! SPOILEES ALERT: 22:00 Kiddie pool spoilees 37:35 Lazy River spoilees 42:20 Splash Mountain spoilees In this episode the losers discuss: A spinoff movie for Princess Shuri, Ryan Coogler's filmography and the philosophies of revenge vs. revolution. Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fifty-first episode of Ultimate Losers, the entire household of the X Mansion slip into a goth vortex created by Beasts death- this means haircuts, whiny music and lots of Hot Topic. Meanwhile, a new "Sinister" serial killer is hunting mutants in Manhattan. Issues: Ultimate X-men 46-49 (The Tempest) In this episode the losers discuss: Pirate fantasies, Canadian mutant team Alpha Flight and STAIRS. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fiftieth episode of Ultimate Losers, we celebrate the halfway point to 100 by looking back at what we've covered in almost 5 years-worth of Ultimate Marvel and we look forward to what's coming ahead. In this episode the losers discuss: Owlboy and Angry bird, "Make America Crime Again" hats, and Ultimate video games. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-ninth episode of Ultimate Losers, Reed Richards and the rest of the Fantastic Four head to Denmark to foil the plot of the wannabe dictator, Victor Van Damme aka DraculaBluntz420 on YouTube. Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four 10-12(Doom Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: The Fantasticar, Reed’s dirty undies, and The People with the Dragon Tattoos Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-eighth episode of Ultimate Losers, the Fantastic Four's Baxter Building gets infested with robot bugs and we learn the true last name of Victor Van Damme. Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four (Doom Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: The debut of the FF Rap, Man-Thing's sacrifice and Dracula's family tree. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-seventh episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter Parker finds himself to be Doc Ock's prisoner on a jetplane flying to an unknown destination, and while he's away, Gwen goes snooping in the Spider-Cave. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 57-59 (Hollywood Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Baby-stink, Ultimate Googling, and Otto Octavius and his one true love. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-sixth episode of Ultimate Losers, Doctor Octopus is plotting another escape from jail, but more importantly, Tobey Maguire is in town to film Spider-man the movie and Peter Parker isn't too happy about being portrayed by his true nemesis. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 54-56 (Hollywood Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: The new Enter the Spidermenz trailer, crippling Kongo Bongo addiction and Tobey Maguire's wet mouth. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-fifth episode of Ultimate Losers the Ultimate Fantastic Four reunite with their new powers and take on a smelly and disgusting underground foe. Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four 4-6 (The Fantastic Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Surprising nudity restraint, Popular Quantum Mechanics for Kids, and the weird logic of Sue Storm's powers. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-fourth episode of Ultimate Losers our two Ultimate writer-boys come together to form a dream team to tell us the origin story of the Ultimate Fantastic Four. Issues: Ultimate Fantastic Four 1-3 (The Fantastic Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: the council of dads, a literal shitlord and a shipping couple this series will never let us have. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-third episode of Ultimate Losers, the US government enlists the help of mutant educator Emma Frost to create a PR-friendly mutant team and a familiar blue nerd is the team's flagship member. Issues: Ultimate X-men 43-45 (New Mutants Pt 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: boring situation rooms, inherently evil superpowers and the anime My Hero Academia. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Mariah and Sam break down their top ten Carly tracks! A musical journey that transcends time, space, and love! Don't Touch That Dial! You just tuned into... Carly Raedio!

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-second episode of Ultimate Losers, we're introduced to a variety of new mutants as the US government begins to have doubts about working with Professor X and the X-men. Issues: Ultimate X-men 40-42 (New Mutants Pt 1 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Burlap slacks, more slime, and why Ultimate Beast is always the worst Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast *usually* covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In this special episode of Ultimate Losers, we review the new MCU movie Thor Ragnarok! SPOILEES ALERT: 22:30 Little baby boy Spoilees 39:10 Big baby boy Spoilees In this episode the losers discuss: "Scottie Doesn't Know", the New Zealander sense of humour, and a cut scene about Hulk's anatomy. Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the forty-first episode of Ultimate Losers, Spider-man gets tangled up in the business of the mob, an assassin, and a sexy cat-themed cat burglar. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 50-53 (Cats and Kings Pt 2) In this episode the losers discuss: MacGuffins and McMuffins, bad dad Gregcraig Watson, and cat burglar databases. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the fortieth episode of Ultimate Losers, Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin, is back in New York and Peter Parker learns that you can't always trust the justice system to work. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 47-49 (Cats and Kings Pt 1) In this episode the losers discuss: The Enforcers' banter, Aunt May's profession and Jolly Jonah Jameson's character motivations. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-ninth episode of Ultimate Losers, Norman Osborn sinisterly gains the sixth member to his team and enacts his revenge. Also, a new sitcom is added to the TGIF block on the OBC (Osborn Broadcasting Company) Issues: Ultimate Six 4-7 (Ultimate Six Part 2) In this episode the losers discuss: The Kingpin's Ding Dongs, Doc Ock's hacking skills and Kraven's ineptitude as a supervillain. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-eighth episode of Ultimate Losers, Spider-man's many villains meet each other in SHIELD's prison and begin to find common ground. Issues: Ultimate Spiderman 46 & Ultimate Six 1-3 (Ultimate Six Part 1) In this episode the losers discuss: Retcons, Kraven the Hunter's sex life and supervillain group therapy. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-seventh episode of Ultimate Losers, the X-men help Wolverine take on the mysterious Tara and her paramilitary group "Diaper Force." Issues: Ultimate X-men 37-39 (Blockbuster Part 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Protecting Hell's Kitchen, Professor X's flow charts, and a suspicious amount of Skype calls Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-sixth episode of Ultimate Losers, Brian Michael Bendis starts his run on Ultimate X-men with Wolverine seeking help from Spider-man while on the run from an unusual black-ops task force. Issues: Ultimate X-men 34-36 (Blockbuster Part 1) In this episode the losers discuss: Wolverine's cowboy hat, dirty e-mails and pint-sized X-men. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-fifth episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter Parker takes a trip to the Xavier School for Gifted Children and meets the titular jerk professor. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 43-45 (Irresponsible part 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Skipping school, Kitty Pryde's awkward flirting and Aunt May's guilt complex. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-fourth episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter Parker meets a teenage Latverian wizard who sure does likes to blow up cars. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 40-42 (Irresponsible part 1) In this episode the losers discuss: Teen trends, Mary Jane's new look and ill-fitting costumes. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-third episode of Ultimate Losers, Magneto's doomsday weapon is ready and (nude) Cyclops is the only one who can stop him in time! Issues: Ultimate X-men 30-33 (Return of the King Part 2 of 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Cyclops' antenna appendage, cloning Sabertooth, and X-2 X-men United. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Leap! has taken America by storm and we are here to talk about it Because Carly has as LEAD ROLE!!! We also discuss Jimmy Kimmel fan theories Don't Touch That Dial! You just tuned into... Carly Raedio!

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-second episode of Ultimate Losers, Magneto, the king, has returned and is building a doomsday weapon and a new mutant civilization and it's up to the X-men to stop him. Issues: Ultimate X-men 26-29 (Return of the King Part 1) In this episode the losers discuss: Scooby Doo (again), Turtleneck James Bond, and the Teen Terrorists Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirty-first episode of Ultimate Losers, we learn the really boring origins of Hawk-Owl as Hank finally takes the mantle as his side-kick. Issues: Ultimate Adventures 4-6 In this episode the losers discuss: Calls to the FBI, principal puns. and racist accents. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the thirtieth episode of Ultimate Losers, an orphan boy named Hank Kipple gets wrapped up in an adventure with a superhero called Shitty Batman... oh sorry I mean Hawk-Owl. Issues: Ultimate Adventures 1-3 In this episode the losers discuss: Firearm induced IBS, pathetic principals and multiple layers of Batman ripoffs. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

CW: This episode concerns a mini-series in which an assault is an important part of the plot. We discuss it briefly at 23:10 and it factors for the rest of the episode. Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-ninth episode of Ultimate Losers, we go back in time to meet Ultimate Elektra and find out how she fell in love, and ultimately out of love, with a certain daring devil. Issues: Ultimate Daredevil and Elektra 1-4 In this episode the losers discuss: Matt Murdock's cane and fedora, husband daycare, and DQ's Taste the Rage Blizzard. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-eighth episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter tries to destroy the rest of the Venom Project after his battle with the black costume, but Eddie Brock won't let it go that easily. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 36-39 (Venom Pt. 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Scooby Doo alumni updates, Geometric sex talk, and getting drunk with the Lizard. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-seventh episode of Ultimate Losers, Peter learns about his parents' past and gets an interesting new costume. Issues: Ultimate Spider-man 33-35 (Venom Pt. 1) In this episode the losers discuss: recreational crate lifting, Boss Baby Driver, and home movies. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast *usually* covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In this special episode of Ultimate Losers, we review the new MCU movie Spider-man Homecoming! SPOILIES ALERT: Mild Spoilies at 20:10 Warm Spoilies at 28:09 THATSA SPICY SPOILIE! at 38:12 In this episode the losers discuss: The Moustache Marvel Universe, that Michael Keaton magic, and the "MJ" controversy. Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

The exciting sequel! Mariah and Sam tackle Side B! We also talk about Adam Driver! Don't Touch That Dial! You just tuned into... Carly Raedio!

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-sixth episode of Ultimate Losers we leave the Ultimate Universe for the Ultimate Ultimate Universe aka Earth TRN-562 for the Ultimate Spider-man Super Special and a non-canon version of the Fantastic Four. Issues: Ultimate Marvel Team-up 9 and Ultimate Spider-man Super Special In this episode the losers discuss: Reed Richard's many inventions, the Fantastic Four's Starbucks order, and many many fourth-wall breaking Marvel references. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-fifth episode of Ultimate Losers, it's our first event crossover in the Ultimate Universe! It's Ultimates vs. Ultimate X-men in an all out war orchestrated by the newly returned Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants. Issues: Ultimates War 1-4 In this episode the losers discuss: Comics event crossovers, Hawkeye's beefy arms, and Batman's sexiest villain: Poison Daddy. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not

It's The Advice Is Right! Join Mariah and Sam for lots of laughs, trivial anecdotes, and maybe even some advice! I HOPE YOU LOVE DAVE MATTHEWS AND MOUNTAIN DEW! Music for intro and outro made by Danjer999 check out more of his music at: www.youtube.com/user/danjer999

Welcome to our podcast covering the history of Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics. In the twenty-fourth episode of Ultimate Losers, the Ultimates take on an alien invasion and Captain America gets a rematch against an old enemy from World War II. Issues: Ultimates 10-13 (Homeland Security Pt 2) In this episode the losers discuss: Professional Hulk Slappers, Want a Tic Tac?, and radioactive dookie. Follow along on with the companion image gallery here: www.ultimateloserspodcast.wordpress.com Intro music is "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from "Live (Only Not)" by Lemon Demon. You can purchase the album here: lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/live-only-not