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I'm back! And just in time for the summer! Let's f-ing Go!

In an effort to create the want and desire to face the day (as we all must do) there are tricky little lines that we straddle to find success. Enjoy!

Are you having an existential crisis because football is over and you don't know your own name? Fear not! This podcast will brighten your day and give you minty fresh breath. Enjoy!

Ouch. That's a rough reality to consider but also the keyboardist in the Dunkin' Donuts ad is 2-0 lifetime against Patrick Mahomes. Enjoy!

The Game seems more and more to just be in the way of all the other nonsense at the Super Bowl. A little Hunter S. Thompson Rant and Also a little rant about steampunk is enclosed. Enjoy!

The year is maintaining the weird vibe that we all anticipated- so why not co-opt it and break it down over South American style rotisserie porn.

The Steroid Olympics and Old Super Bowls seem to go hand in hand as well as the first of the Olympic trials this last weekend.

Duality and stress testing a relationship can be like riding the edge of a razor but some think that it has many benefits. Enjoy!

All over the map on this one today but I was obsessed with the phrase “be water” so I tried to make a consistent thread with it as the subject. Enjoy!

A night out on the town. Basketball and beers and avoiding demonic possession. Enjoy!

Ok it's kind of a strange title for a podcast but you'll understand once you start listening… Enjoy!

In the realm of sociopolitical bands Green Day sucks and should stay in their sad three cord playing lane but otherwise… Enjoy!

Rediscovering some good old punk groups whilst my Lady has gotten back into gospel and the such. Oh boy. Enjoy!

As the title says- there's a lot happening already in the early stages of the year. This could be a doozy but I'm usually wrong. Enjoy!

This is one of my personal favorites from the archives. It's so fucking funny I had to replay it from a couple years ago. Enjoy!

Jack Kerouac said that the only people for him were the mad ones! Mad to live mad to talk and all that nonsense. Enjoy!

Kind of a low bar to use as a standard for the new year - but you gotta start somewhere. Enjoy!

Did you get the most out of your year or did you kind of not? Were you able to optimize your day to day or did you seemingly piss away some grapefruit-sized opportunities? Enjoy!

Merry Christmas you Bastards! Enjoy!

Just a small cobbled together examples of stuff I am sometimes baffled by. Enjoy!

Office Christmas parties, fights breaking out at the cheapest gas in town, holiday emotions- it's all here. Enjoy!

Just rambling about trying a new way of doing things during the holidays. Enjoy!

So, have you ever wanted to try something borderline stupid…? Well I did just that over the weekend. Enjoy!

The holidays are coming together little by little despite inflation and just the general busy-ness of the month. Enjoy!

Setting the tone for Christmas this year with a black themed decor. Kind of like a Metallica Album- Running the month before it runs me. Enjoy!

We'll this one was off the rails from the getgo. Complete chaotic stream of consciousness. But with a special message. Enjoy!

Just as the title indicates- this is a how to as to the best way to lean into the drudgery and chaos of the holidays. Enjoy!

Originally aired November 25th 2021. Great philosophical journey. Enjoy! Happy thanksgiving!!

Talking about NCAA cross country and Elon and the greatest female vocalist of all time.

What would you offer the Aliens as a representation of our culture when they arrive? Enjoy!

Just trying to keep a good attitude can be tricky. Enjoy!

Puttin on the ol' mind fuck can really advance your cause if you give in to it. Enjoy!

Directing my energy towards being a more open minded individual. Enjoy!

Okay folk's we're in it now… the Holidays Chaos will ensue how do you cope? Enjoy!

Finally the holidays come a calling- how old is too old to dress up? Enjoy!

Again, the title pretty much says it all…Enjoy!

It's all in the title! This is a barn burner! Enjoy!

Just a spur of the moment under a tree podcast stream of consciousness. Enjoy!

Have you ever been to a costume party where you were the only one wearing a costume? Enjoy!

Personal rambling as I get ready for a laboratory job interview. Enjoy!

RIP Dick Butkus, also I ramble on about David Beckham, Nolan Ryan and the new world record in the marathon. Enjoy!

Another day in the life of a football fan working in the medical field with a bad ankle. Enjoy!

Ephemeral esoteric people and absurd theater and on the spectrum thinking. Enjoy!

Just a random rundown of comedy and the all-time single-season NFL passing yardage by all the greats. Enjoy!

Just some strange life hacks, that I employed in an effort to bring my lady closer to me and vice versa. Enjoy!

The ever perpetual cycle of life and what it brings. Enjoy!

New Elon Musk Biography, dropping my youngest off at school and college football point spreads. Enjoy!

Another delightful installment of “how should I piss off my lady now?” And a celebration of the anti-culture of Los Angeles. Enjoy!

A A A AAron and the Jets …. Football has started and Let's F- ing Go!!! Enjoy!

Another random experimental episode, bouncing around talking about music, drugs, and other fun stuff. Enjoy!

Just a hodgepodge account of the summer and beginning of what to expect with the coming final few months. Enjoy!