Derivative

"When your environment is clean you feel happy, motivated and healthy" - Lailah Gifty AkitaCleaning is one of those unavoidable facts of life that just continues to torment us all just as that boulder tormented poor syphilis.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh  

"Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end." - Joanne HarrisDerivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh  

There's no such thing as bad publicity! Today's episode is all about advertisements! From beer to mobile apps, advertising is up there with death and taxes as one of life's unavoidable monsters. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh  

♫When I think of home, I think of a place where there's love overflowing♫ Home is a word that has many varying definitions for each individual. Join hosts Willie and Yianni as they delve into their experiences with the somewhat elusive concept of "home". Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh 

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S P A C E The final frontier...maybe not? We're not really sure, but Yianni and Willie do try to figure out space and its many different forms: personal space, negative space, outer space, Sissy Spacek, the works. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen P.S. Happy Barbieheimer to all those who celebrate 

Careful the things you say, cause children are nosy little animals and they will listen.Urban Dictionary defines "childs"  as"a much more entertaining way of saying children"Example:Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesCover art by Ezra Cohen 

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!What is flirting? Who does it? Who wants it? And who's good at it? Willie and Yianni look deeper at the strange human action that is flirting and whether they are good at it.  Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesCover art by Ezra Cohen 

DON'T TREAD ON MEYianni and Willie take a moment to not only touch grass this week but talk about it at length. Discussing what it means to society and each of their own personal relationships with grass. Enjoy!Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesCover art by Ezra Cohen 

**This episode contains explicit material**...obviously. So tread with care as Yianni and Willie explore the topic of swear words. Join them as they divulge into its etymology, rank English's most common profanities, and share some personal stories from their childhood surrounding certain curse words.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesCover art by Ezra Cohen 

New season new format!This episode is not about "Fame: The Musical" but rather the concept itself. Join hosts Yianni and Willie as they try to figure out who is an A-List celebrity and what they mean to us.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesCover art by Ezra Cohen 

Jumping back into another episode, Willie and Yianni discuss a myriad of queer things in this episode including, but certainly not limited to, the Tony Awards and Pride.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

On this weeks episode Willie and Yianni discuss their recent relationship troubles and get political with their derivative takes.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

On this weeks episode Willie and Yianni discuss a myriad of topics including the difficulty of writing, how love is dead,  clutter, drag race, and top gun. What a show! And as always the two hosts provide you with their weekly derivative takes.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

On this weeks episode Willie calls into the pod on what sounds like a tin can and string, while Yianni experiments with the zoom filters (which has a massive comedic payoff in this audio only medium). As always, the two hosts discuss their derivative takes and also what media they have been consuming.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

We're back! After an unscheduled hiatus Willie and Yianni sit down to discuss their time together in Berlin, what they've been consuming, and, of course, their derivative takes.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

This week there were some scheduling issues which prevented Willie and Yianni recording together; but don't you worry! Yianni has recorded a solo episode where he outlines for Willie some differences between the USA and the UK in preparation for his visit to Ol' Blighty. Plus, as always, Yianni explains his derivative this week. Enjoy!Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

This week Willie and Yianni are joined by the talented Deana Taheri (@deanapardis) as the first guest to come on to Derivative. There were talks of theatre, style, artists dates and more.365 Days: This Day TrailerDerivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

This week Willie and Yianni discuss The Oscars (a week late), England vs. America: Who Uses Their Mouth More, Customer Service, the gays, and many other derivative topics.Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast @_williepage_ and @yiannisinesFormerly "New Yorker Issues"Cover art by Ezra Cohen https://ezco.tv/

Unencumbered by having to read the New Yorker each week, Willie (based in NYC) and Yianni (based in London) have dropped the subscription and will instead give hot takes on derivative topics, and at the end of the day what's more derivative than a podcast? The podcast is always evolving and we hope you will come with us on this journey as we figure out what exactly we are doing.

New Yorker Magazine Sep 27, 2021This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as the Tonys, gender in fashion, ketchup on t-shirts, architecture in nature, plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way.0:00 Cover by Malika Favre0:16 The Talk fo the Town3:25 Height of Glamour by Rebecca Mead19:18 Novelty T by Haruki Murakami25:53 Vanishing Act by Alex Ross37:57 Week Critques by Willie Page & Yianni Sines- Only Murders in the Building created by Steve Martin & John Hoffman- Sex Education created by Laurie NunnNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Sep 27, 2021This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as The Saints of NuWerk, pointless beer, and old facebook groups. Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way!0:00 Cover by Malika Favre1:43 Mail Bag4:03 Talk of the Town10:50 Sketchpad by Emily Flake11:31 Zero Proof Therapy by John Seabrook21:06 The Damage Done by Dhruv Khullar27:15 Comics- Roz ChastNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Sep 20, 2021Now Out on Wednesdays!This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as The Met Gayla, Derrick Bell, Touts and Murder, What IS pop music?, Spy Kids, and a man who just won't stop writing. Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way!0:00 Cover by Barry Blitt1:04 Mail2:43 Talk of the Town14:02 The Limits of Liberalism by Jelani Cobb18:21 Cartoons19:48 We Can Make It Work by Brian Koppelman20:42 Vox Pop by Jia Tolentino27:30 A Spy in Flight by Ben Taub42:19 Secrets and Lies by D. T. Max52:41 Week Critiques by Willie Page and Yianni Sines- Marriage, a History: How Love Conquered Marriage by Stephanie Coontz - The White Lotus by Mike WhiteNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Sep 13, 2021This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as feminism, hating coffee lovers, punk funk junk, glib libs, and nature vs nurture: pick your fighter. Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way!0:00 Cover by Pascal Campion3:18 Mail 4:48 Talk of the Town12:13 The Sex Wars by Amia Srinivasan31:41 Wedding Update by Susanna Wolff 35: 55 Part-Time Punk by Kelefa Sanneh 47:23 The Other Afghan Women by Anand Gopal55:53 Force of Nature by Gideon Lewis-Kraus1:16:02 Week Critique by Willie and Yianni- American Horror Story: Double Feature- The Final MemberNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Sep 6, 2021This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as the hell-ish life of a restaurant worker, bottom feeders, munching on bugs, and apologizing. Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way. So settle down with your favorite bug-flavored meal and give this podcast a thought or two.0:00 Cover by Tom Gauld3:53 The Talk of the Town9:11 Hell's Kitchen by Anthony Bourdain23:49 Two Menus by Steve Martin29:21 Thoughts on Seafood32:19 Grub by Dana Goodyear49:38 Critiques of the WeekNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Aug 23, 2021This week Willie and Yianni discuss a wide range of topics such as the ugly world of mass incarceration, is being rational rational?, racist houses, and evil lava . Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way. And summer's lease hath all too short a date!0:00 Cover by Gayle Kabaker2:53 Mail4:46 The Talk of the Town9:24 Dying Behind Bars by Eyal Press21:24 A History of Alt-Milk by Henry Alford23:16 Thinking It Through by Joshua Rothman31:32 Cartoon by Roz Chast32:19 Home Truth by Sam Knight41:57 The Fire Geyser by Heidi Julavits48:55 DL Recommends by Willie and YianniNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Aug 16, 2021Hi, It's Willie and Yianni. This week your hosts discuss a wide range of topics such as people who just want to look out into space real bad, Jason Reynold's books,  Harry Potter and the Return of a Lost Cayon, and Donald Antrim's insightful time in a psychiatric ward. Plus all the usual bits and bobs along the way. No, nothing is wrong, we're just saying hi!0:00 Cover by Roz Chast1:23 Mail4:03 Talk of the Town17:21 Cartoon by Asher Perlman18:15 The Youthful Universe by Rivka Galchen27:57 E-Mail Escalation by Seth Reiss32:10 Mirror Writing by Rumaan Alam45:48 The Lost Canyon by Elizabeth Kolbert54:21 The Hospital by Donald Antrim1:03:09 DL Recommends by Willie and YianniNew Yorker Issues original artwork by Willie PageYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

Discussion Aug 10, 2021This week Yianni and Willie go off the rails and discuss whatever the heck they want, which, as it turns out, is Wendy Williams, Drag Queens, Mushrooms, and Bison. So switch us on and enjoy this very special episode.0:00 Beginning Banter1:51 Missing Issue3:25 Cartoon Spots7:38 Wendy Williams13:48 Drag Queens17:45 Fantastic Fungi25:34 Truffle Hunters/Pig31:35 Bison42:33 How Are You?New Yorker Issues artwork by Willie PageFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine Aug 2, 2021This week Yianni and Willie discuss a husband and his planes, Girl Boss grandmasters, the trials and tribulations of affirmative action, photos to prove that NYC isn't dead, and we also reveal the New Yorker Issues mission statement, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. Take this issue with you to the beach and enjoy.0:00 Cover by Diana Ejaita2:35 Mailbag5:16 The Talk of the Town7:40 Flight Plan by Ann Patchett15:27 May Not Cause Side Effects by Bill Scheft17:30 Queenside by Louisa Thomas32:03 The Diversity Verdict by Nicholas Lemann51:53 Going Public by Matthew Pillsbury with Zach Helfand58:25 The Critics58:39 The Red and the Pink by Hua Hsu1:03:28 Mission Impossible by Jill Lepore1:11:20 Cartoons1:12:07 Cartoon by Will McPhail1:12:56 Cartoon by Elisabeth McNair1:13:18 Cartoon by Suerynn Lee1:13:50 Cartoon by Brendan Loper1:15:01 A moderately challenging crossword puzzle by Erik AgardFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Willie and Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @_williepage_ and @yiannisines or you can find their websites at williepage.com and yiannisines.com.

New Yorker Magazine July 26, 2021This week Yianni and Willie discuss Russian's fighting back, a disturbing experiment in Germany's past, and the satirist Ishmael Reed, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So sit back and enjoy because we've got it!0:00 Cover by Christoph Niemann2:15 Mailbag2:47 The Talk of the Town12:08 Hope Against Hope by Masha Gessen19:43 Freezing by Paul Rudnick21:45 "Uncharted Maui" by R. Kikuo Johnson23:15 The Kentler Experiment by Rachel Aviv *Trigger warning: child sexual abuse*43:55 I Ain't Been Mean Enough by Julian Lucas58:48 Comic by William Haefeli59:21 Comic by Amy Hwang1:01:02 The Critics1:01:12 Beyond Tears by Alex Ross1:03:11 DL Recommends1:13:22 A challenging crossword puzzle by Kameron Austin CollinsFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine July 12 & 19, 2021This week  Yianni and Willie discuss a son's ode to his father, the pains of growing, the meaning of snow pussy cats, and cults mama, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So please take a few moments now to locate your nearest escape. In some cases, your nearest escape may be behind you. If we need to escape the podcast, floor-level lighting will guide you towards the escape! 0:00 Cover by Malika Favre0:33 Mail Bag1:33 The Talk of the Town4:32  Duplex by Anthony Veasna So10:45 Growing Pains11:51 The Buffalo Robe and the Radio by Sterling HolyWhiteMountain12:46 Driving Lessons by Margaret Atwood14:11 Lone Star by Dabid Wright Faladé15:23 I Do Live Here by J. M. Holmes18:28 Haunted House by Emma ClineThe Critics23:26 Cat Tales by Kathryn  Schulz37:06 Beyond Belief by Zöe Heller44:59 DL Recommends47:58 A lightly challenging crossword puzzle by Robyn WeintraubFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine July 12 & 19, 2021This week  Yianni and Willie discuss George Floyd Square, a dandy chasing girls, straight people relationships, and why Willie hates fiction, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So escape your life for forty minutes or so with the podcast!0:00 Cover by Malika Favre1:54 Mail Bag2:28 The Talk of the Town9:20  The Free State of George Floyd by Jelani Cobb21:34 "Young Girls" by Marcel Proust29:55 "Unread Messages" by Sally Rooney35:33 "Satellites" by Rebecca CurtisFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine July 5, 2021This week  Yianni and Willie discuss what's up with cockatoo's in paintings, the perks of deadlines, the terrifying case surrounding Kyle Rittenhouse, and the comeback of communal living, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So celebrate by sharing a hotdog and enjoy the episode!0:00 Cover by R. Kikuo Johnson2:29 Mail Bag2:50 The Talk of the Town7:22 Invasive Species by Rebecca Mead13:06 Lesser-Known Rejection Stories by Taylor Kay Phillips14:10 Clock's Ticking by Rachel Syme18:52 American Vigilante by Paige Williams28:26 Cartoon by Matthew Diffee29:03 Togetherness by Nathan Heller45:47 The Critics and Cartoon by Amy Kurzweil53:25 A moderately challenging crossword puzzle by Patrick BerryFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine June 28, 2021Happy Pride everyone! This week  Yianni and Willie discuss what's up with pets, putting your baby to sleep, Joe "Mansion" Manchin, and women who just wanna be priest man, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So be proud and joyful and enjoy the episode!0:00 Cover by Nicole Rifkin1:15 Mail Bag2:09 The Talk of the Town6:07 Pet Projects by Nick Paumgarten14:39 People of Earth: Hello by Will Stephen15:33 Dream Weaver by Sam Knight20:03 "Lifeguard" by Barry Blitt20:57 Undecided Voter by Evan Osnos27:09 Women on the Verge by Margaret Talbot34:12 The Critics35:03 A challenging crossword puzzle by Natan LastFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine June 21, 2021Yianni and Willie discuss homeschooling, renaissance composer Josquin Desprez, and the immensely talented French actor Omar Sy, plus all the bits and bobs along the way. So grab your local fauna and enjoy the episode!0:00 Cover by Peter de Sève1:30 Mail3:32 The Talk of the Town10:32 Going Home by Casey Parks20:37 A Lexicon for the Late Pandemic by Jay Martel22:23 Opus One by Alex Ross30:03 Cartoon by Robert Leighton30:41 Year of the Bunny Hill by Peter Hessler31:55 L'Homme du Jour by Lauren Collins40:42 "The Coast of New Zealand" by Cynthia Ozick  41:16 "Father's Day" by Roz Chast41:51 The Critics47:00 A lightly challenging crossword puzzle by Caitlin ReidFollow us on Twitter for the latest updatesYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine June 14, 2021Yianni and Willie discuss country music, the Roman emperor Nero, an evangelical accused of murdering her husband, and whether New York City is back baby, plus all the bits and bobs between in this groovy episode. So ease back and enjoy the episode!0:00 Cover by Adrian Tomine2:25 Talk of the Town9:08 Another Country by Amanda Petrusich16:40 How Nasty Was Nero? by Rebecca Nead21:16 An Act of God by Jon Lee Anderson27:57 Cartoon28:45 Sitting with Strangers by Adam Gopnik41:09 The Critics50:59 A moderately challenging puzzle by Patrick BerryFollow us on Twitter for the latest updates

New Yorker Magazine June 7, 2021Yianni and Willie discuss all things MONEY in this week's big issue.0:00 Cover by Kenton Nelson10:54 The Go-Between by Rachel Monroe15:27 Fifty Less Punchy Ways to Leave Your Lover by Simon Webster16:09 Death of a Hospital by Chris Pomorski20:07 Cartoons21:31 Cool Story, Bro by Charles Duhigg27:16 Change Agent by Isaac Chotiner31:15 Fiction31:22 Investigating celebrity in "Who? Weekly" by Rachel Syme35:19 The beguiling love story of Olivia Rodrigo by Kelefa Sanneh27:48 "Cruella" by Anthony Lane41:28 A challenging crossword puzzle by Kameron Austin CollinsYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and you can find Willie at williepage.com.

New Yorker Magazine May 31, 2021In this special FIRST episode, Yianni and Willie discuss a wide range of topics from robot cats to the state of the political left. 0:00 Cover by Nina Chanel Abney7:57 Stealth Mode by Adam Entous10:55 Cartoon by Liana Finck 12:58 Home and Alone by Katie Engelhart22:03 The Left Turn by Andrew Marantz26:27 Buried Dreams by Nicolas Niarchos30:08 Fiction & Critics33:51 Book Review39:31 A lightly challenging crossword puzzle by Robyn WeintraubYou can find Yianni on all good and evil social media apps @yiannisines and Willie just wants to be alone.