Geek Theory Podcast

We're back! Just in time to seamlessly slip into awards season unnoticed with our own superior awards show. We'll be covering all the film, TV, music videogames and comics we enjoyed in 2019. As the "scran-ban" has been lifted, we even have a couple of food awards as well. We are joined by a special guest as well... so, there's that to look forward to. Enjoy! :D

This week finish talking about our favourite betrayals. David discusses the best of bad/good acting that we enjoy. Gavin is the one to get all political, which just makes Alex hungry. Alex talks about the importance of diversity and teamwork within a Community, and also how a falling out my have shafted an old man's redemption arc. We also cover a whole heap of Netflix and Disney+ shows, Alex recommends some anime and manga, David give the Dragon Ball Super Broly film a two thumbs fresh review and MORE! Have a Merry Day and a Happy Day after that. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

We're back, baby! After weeks of scheduling conflicts and technicals difficulties, we've managed to find our way back into your earholes. So we will fill them with our best betrayal! Alex starts with dietary requirements our bodies for upon us. Dave insists he's not a moron and proves it with SCIENCE! Gavin asks would you kindly enjoy our first episode back after our short hiatus. We also discover how far away space is, and we could probably walk there as a result. Dave and Alex talk about Evangelion again, while Gavin phases out for a bit. We also put as much faith that's humanly possible into the new Sonic movie trailer. (Gavin does, anyway. The sweet Summer-child that he is) Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

IT'S THUNDER CUTS 2! That's right, we hit a bit of a scheduling conflict but luckily Gavin saved enough nonsense to cobble together an entire episode! Nonsense includes (but not limited to): How well the mushroom poll is going, plus. what is a mushroom poll? Gavin's Hair and how is it so damn glorious? Whatever "Make it hot" means when ordering a sandwich Can we get a sponsorship with Jammy Dodgers? Gavin's mum hypothetically making fun of him on a bus for reading a book Tango Ice Blasts and the fall of cinema. Yes, that's right folks, all that and more in this week's exciting episode of Geek Theory (Radio) Podcast! Enjoy. ;)

This week, we finish our conversation on our favourite toys. Gavin talks about his first forays into gaming (or rather, his mum's first forays into gaming). David brings up "role-play" toys. It's not what you (or Alex and Gavin) think. Mostly. Alex talks about his favourite action figures that came with their own "shogun armour". Gavin's final pick this week is toast. You'll have to listen to believe it. We also explain how time travel in Japan can quickly get pretty boring, Alex and Dave do a news update while Gavin goes to the bathroom and most of the conversation was fuelled by 4% alcohol. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

We're getting all nostalgic this week with our favourite toys. David starts off with his love for combining things to make bigger things, which quickly becomes talking about Saturday morning TV. Alex brings up dolls for boys and how challenging gender norms as a kid can make you a better person. Gavin talks about the greatest constructions ever conceived then tells a story that Alex promptly fills with damned lies! So just your standard story then. We also manage to talk about puppets, map makers for babies and how if you rob the wrong bank then you'll have to fight the Queen (or a champion of her choosing). Enjoy. ;)

This week, we finish our conversation on our favourite big bastards. Gavin complains that fighting games are too hard and would rather they played themselves. David believes that everyone can redeem themselves, even if they do push children from windows. Alex picks two completely separate people and we barely talk about either of them. Pretty standard, by this point. We also can't keep track of all the Khans we know, whether they be a tiger or despotic overlord. We discuss who would play what in future Marvel roles and then by the end we completely lose the plot. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we're discussing our favourite Big Bastards. We're covering everything from sheer size to just how low down and dirty these guys can be. Or both. David starts us off with a king who just wants to bang your wife, and could potentially steal her from another dimension to do it. Alex gets us talking about good parenting, mostly involving cliffs and how far you can punt your kid from them. Gavin talks about how just because you're no good at accounting, doesn't mean you can't lead a motley crew of pirates through space. We also cover the secrets of waterfalls and why you should always try to walk through them and why it probably isn't a good idea to name your children after musical instruments. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, our worst weapons continue with David wanting just one of the 40 million other players, worldwide, to stay on the god damn point. He then questions if turning into a gun is really the best move a leader should take. Alex complains that his crime sprees are being hindered by his lack of gadget synergy. He then comes out with the Klobb. Do you know what that is without looking it up? Of course you don't. Alex gets sent to the burn ward shortly after making this pick. Gavin rages against the most mundane thwarter of evil there ever has been, and together we figure out Avada Kadavras most terrible secret. Then Alex makes a blatant plot to kill David and Gavin, all under the guise of Hallowe'en fun. The fun just does not stop. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we make good on our promise of improved sound quality! Oh, we also celebrate our 50th topic by talking about our least favourite weaponry. (Our first episode and Battle Royale were both our favourite melee and projectile respectively) Alex takes carpenters to task over their favourite tools and prefers to fill volume with bullet. Gavin seemingly takes a very high moral stance on superweapons only to reveal his supervillain nature. David takes the colloquial use of the word "weapon" (In Scotland, it can also mean a person of dangerous idiocy) and we discover that there are a bunch of Pokemon we could totally take in a fistfight. Then there's the usual nonsense, in-jokes and self-made memes that you've come to expect from us. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

We are back to finish our top assassin chat. David reveals Disneys hold over his destiny, mostly through monthly fees and merchandising. Alex has to slowly explain the synopsis of Crank to a man who basically hasn't seen more than two new films a year, ever. Gavin gets Crank explained to him slowly, then misinterprets what good bone magic is. We also get into Dungeons and Dragons (for Gavin is a dummy) and there's a distinct cry for a new Bond. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we're discussing our favourite assassins. Gavin starts things off by expressing his deep-seated suspicion of every bald person he sees. David wonders what it would be like if whales got more involved with the general narrative while blinking an obscene amount. Alex decides it would be best to put all his mistakes in the past, then going back to the past to kill those mistakes. To each their own. We also catch up on the topic of bees, Speed, Keanu Reeves' secret movie list of the past 5 years and SO MUCH MORE! Believe it! Enjoy! ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This is it folks, the topic we've inevitably been building to for the last two years; our top food. This week, Alex, David and Gavin discuss their favourite starters, mains and deserts while under the close scrutiny of a God-like Greg Wallace. Welcome to the Battle Royale... with cheese. Enjoy. ;) (Disclaimer: We talk about a LOT of meat, so be warned. Also, don't listen to this on an empty stomach. We will not be legally held responsible for any resulting hangry riots) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we finish our conversation on our worst omniships. Alex starts us off by taking a cattle prod to rile up the Internet. Then we get into an argument. Then David tries to rend all friendships asunder with blasphemous pizza toppings. Then we argue. Gavin tries to calm things down with the progenitor of all bad TV relationships. Then we argue some more. The major theme of this week is "conflict brings us closer together". Or that's what Gavin tells himself while he's editing through streams of tears. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we're discussing our worst omniships. Everything from couples to cruisers and everything in between. (Everything, in this case, being religion, politics and money) Gavin starts off by complaining about how about death cults in space can really hold us back as a species. Alex unveils a long history of racism and betrayal in a world where mushrooms are both friend and food. David sticks one to Big Microtransactions as he names and shames the bigger offenders. My gosh, that sounds like heavy stuff. Rest assured, it's handled with the usual amount of deft and grace* you've come to associate with the show. (Edit: *daft and disgrace) Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we finish our conversation on our favourite rivalries. Gavin talks about enemies having similar goals, while Alex interjects with a drunken character. Alex then goes on to gives us a blow-by-blow account of a Nicolas Cage film, that was so good Gavin ended up watching the film again. David gives us a vast selection of scenarios and lets us decide what drink would be best for it. We also talk about science (like actual geeks), machines that totally don't exist and the various times we've fallen over because we're adults and we can drink as much as we want! Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we're discussing our favourite rivalries. Alex starts us off by sticking a penny in the door and infuriating an omniscient custodian. Dave dishes out various scenarios to determine the best burger and Gavin attempts to toss a dwarf, only to later find out that nobody does that. Then there's the usual Dragon Ball, Harry Potter and Batman that we've all come to expect. And we once again try and get sponsored by local food establishments. (finger crossed) Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we finish our conversation on our favourite geniuses. Obviously, being geniuses of staying on topic, we start the show with a bunch of seemingly random TV recommendations, so there's that. Gavin starts by talking about the benefits of legalising crime in your city to keep it in line. If you can tax it, you can control it. Alex shows he's a genius of picking a final pick by picking all of them. David spins a tale, any size, and hates it when people go organic. We've also got Transformers and Digimon in there, and they aren't even Honourable mentions. They somehow just get shoehorned in. There's a full-blown discussion about the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake as well. Then the usual shenanigans. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we drink and talk about our favourite geniuses. Gavin avoids the obvious pick then learns about The Sinister Boob. Alex adds a new Bad Friend to the posse of evil robots and David steals 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. There's also the usual nonsense, tangents, heatstroke, visual jokes. Proving we are indeed not geniuses of podcasting. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we crawl over the finish line on our conversation about our favourite idiots. We fight valiantly but the heat gets the better of us. Alex tries to get us involved in a pyramid scheme, uttering the words "Man in the Coil", the bait and switches. David just wants protagonists to keep their personal belongings on them at all times. Gavin gets really excited to talk about a book. (He's just proud he can read) But wait! There's more. The heat has us tangent wildly, like being off-topic was somehow keeping us cool. Alex and Dave get into how highschool Music made them better liers and Gavin disappoints Alex with his complete lack of discipline. All in all, we made it to the other side completely different people. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we endure the crushing summer heat to bring you the very best of the very dumbest. (Gavin shines as a beacon of these dummies) David picks all the brawlers, who would rather answer with a fist than with words. Alex wants you to put in his hand, little man, or you'll owe him owe oh. Gavin picks the king of cartoon idiots, then stops talking about himself and gets on with the show. We sing, we dance, we do voices. The heat destroys our poor brains. All for your entertainment. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we finish our conversation on our favourite samurai and ninja. Gavin hates thieves and loves mispronouncing basic words, Alex proves a dog can hold a gun in dire circumstances and David has got to get back, back to the past. We also discuss the dark words, get really into Men in Black, talk about more cartoons and basically completely lose it by the end. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we're back to making our lists and not really checking them once. We've got a selection of Ninjas and Samurai to contend with. Gavin starts by going back to the 90s, a safer time when we were protected by mutated animals of all varieties. Alex explores the storied history of the ninja, both ally to Good Boys everywhere and mortal foe to helicopters. Then David spins a sad tale of wasted potential, but with a possibility of a bright future ahead. Of course, there's the usual nonsense as well. We basically have it trademarked at this stage. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

E3 is finished, but that doesn't mean the coverage is. We discuss the ups and downs of this year's conference. David starts with his excitement over how tight his wiggle sticks can get with the new Elite controller. Alex and Gavin raise concerns over the music of their youth being corrupted by committee and then we all gush over how amazing Devolver Digital was for the third year running. Then David gets angry about Pokemon. Mostly... mostly. We also start randomly start dishing out quests at the end. Gavin's is relatively simple, Alex's has tiers, most of them moist and David's is purely selfish. It's fine, don't worry about it. Enjoy. ;)

This week, we all leave the house to go to Play Expo, an interactive exhibition celebrating computer games and gaming over the past 30 years. We spin tales of wonder on the sights we saw, the people we overheard and the old games we didn't buy. We also open with a classic slice of British humour, get into an argument over semantics and discover a hilarious new way to describe marmalade. Don't believe me? Give a listen. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

E3 is once again almost upon us. So naturally, we'll try and guess what we're going to get shown and look like a bunch of smarty pants. What turns into our most sensible and informative conversation about the future of consoles, we rightfully sandwich that between a complete nonsense introduction and by the outro we've completely lost the plot. (All hail Devolver Digital) Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, we make a big deal about changing the format of the podcast. No lists this week basically. We start off with Alex and Dave having a spirited debate on the latest season of Game of Thrones. (This was recorded before the final episode aired, so no big finale spoilers, for those who haven't seen it yet) We then proceed to gush over how much we all enjoyed Endgame. There's some time travel knit picking and some Marvel rule contested, but overall, we like it more than Thrones. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, Gavin's ineptitude almost derails the whole podcast schedule (yes, we actually have one). The second part of the Pipedreams episode is gone, it's been dusted. But fear not, this week's topic is What Sequels We'd Like to See Made. Alex starts off by laying down the law because he is The Law. Gavin sticks entirely to videogames, surprising no one, and they turn out to be pretty well received, surprising everyone. David comes a bit out of left field with a couple of movie choices and an idea so Crazy, it might just work. Then there's the usual nonsense, you know. Wallace and Gromit, Ganondorf punching dweebs, saying "Father" a lot, maybe a cheeky "Jean Bernard" for those die-hard fans. There's something for everyone this week. Enjoy. ;)

We're feeling creative again this week which means it's time for another pipedreams episode! As it was recorded on what is now dubbed "Sonic Day" (though only by us, it seems) we each have a Sonic game to pitch. (Just Gavin's pitch this week) Gavin starts it off with a 3D Sonic game but good, but also Zelda? Alex comes in hot with a GTA-style game set in beautiful Glasgow, complete with high-sci-fantasy nonsense and David follows up with a pitch for a GTA series, featuring different casts and directors. There's a bit of Thrones chat at the start, but it's way back at the Battle of Winterfell so hopefully, you'll not be spoiled. Plus, is Cherry Limeade even a thing? Don't forget it is (was) Sonic Day! Enjoy! ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week we finish our topic of best "part 3s". Alex doesn't pick the best song in the world, no, he picks a Tribute. Gavin takes a lads holiday in JK Rowling's Wizarding World and David talks about how you just can't get good radio in videogames anymore. We also discuss more TV, may or may not mention a Hitler body-double and pretty much ruin Harry Potter for everyone. It's worth it, but you have been warned. Enjoy. ;) (Spoilers for the second Fantastic Beasts film, but Gavin hasn't seen it either and frankly it doesn't sound great, let alone Fantastic) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back! This week, we're talking about our top part 3s. David makes a controversial choice to open the episode with, Alex completely ignores the topic of the episode to talk about a game he likes and Gavin likes Zelda. If nothing else is gleaned from his pick this week, that's the message he wants to get across to you. We also start the episode by smashing Alex's expectations of the next Spider-Man film, and he also gives us an update on how much he's enjoying Grimm. Enjoy. ;)

Welcome to the cutting room floor, ladies and gentlemen. Gavin was at a (excellent) stag this weekend so scheduling was a little tight. Here, we've gathered some snippets of conversation from over the last year that didn't fit into the episode, tangents that became their own topic or jokes that Gavin found funny enough to subject you to again. We start by complaining about the hot weather, then proceed to Scottish up Metal Gear. We dissect the anatomy of a "good" pint of Tennents and wonder how exactly the Umbrella Corporation actually makes any money. We also try writing our own Dragon Ball plots and recast the show with Overwatch characters. We hope you enjoy this mixed bag of random we've managed to gather over the last 16 months and regular programming shall resume shortly. :)

This week we continue our discussion on worst adaptations. Gavin calmly explains how and when a dragon should die, David points out that watching Batman watching YouTube isn't as fun as it sounds and Alex gives explicit detail on how to NOT remake a 10/10 movie. (Apparently just making each scene three times longer doesn't equal success) We also take a wee break in amongst the rage and bile to talk about some stuff we actually enjoy, like Grimm. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, it's our worst adaptations! David urges those dreaming of being "the very best" to dream smaller, Alex insists that you can't just kill wizards with big beams and Gavin starts talking about Zelda and gets shafted repeatedly. Just telling it like it is. We also discuss Gavin's hoarding of precious collectables, both virtual and real. The Mario movie gets talked about without it being anyone's pick, it just kind of ends up being there. Funny that. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

More robots this week! Alex takes us on a mysterious journey of the soul, David prowls about the topic of robot racism and Gavin likes the strong, silent type that gets the job done. We also develop our robo-drama, give characters depth, have a mid-season cook-off, come up with a title. Final drafts of the scripts are being processed as we speak. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send an e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

This week, Alex reveals some shocking home truths about E.T., Dave enjoys the simplicity of being an evil robot and Gavin sings the Doom Song for 6 months. We also find out about the Final Spice, put monobrows on different characters to indicate their moral centres and lay down the groundwork on a 90s style sitcom with a lot of heart, and even more laughs. Enjoy. ;) You can follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram under Geek Theory Podcast. Listen to us through iTunes, podomatic.com or Spotify. Want to ask us a question/send in topics for the show? Send and e-mail to geektheoryradiopodcast@gmail.com

We continue our chat about anime and manga with guest host, Ryan. Gavin tries to convince the world (and himself) he's not a pervert. Alex takes a strong stance on harems and Ryan climbs a soapbox to deliver some Ghoulish news. We also manage to tangent wildly while staying on the main topic. (Yes, for the very first time ever) Alex and Ryan develop the weird potato manga they've created into something that could seriously make us some money. (I think) Enjoy. ;)

This week we have a guest host, Ryan, replacing Dave, in a discussion about our favourite anime and manga. We cover kids with psychic powers, body horror, cool vehicles, and that's just Akira! We also talk about other kids with psychic powers, zombie metal bands and set down the groundwork for our own manga. Enjoy. ;)

It's time for Battle Royale 3! We'll have all sorts of unthinkable combinations this week. Can undead robots defeat cartoon animals? Can the Egg Empire survive the combined force of space-faring robots? Will Geek Theory Podcast be releasing its own fan-fiction, Original Characatures (Not Worth Stealing), in audiobook format? Listen to find out. Enjoy. ;)

This week David finds out just how versatile Cap's special Goo really is, Gavin dishes out a belated Dad of the Year 2018 award and Alex explains how even devils may cry. There's also a plethora of misunderstandings, a handful of misheard phrases and the insults. Oh the insults this week, I tell ya. You'd think we weren't sitting within swinging distance of each other. Enjoy. ;)

This week we continue our (totally planned) Hero Month with our Top Male Protagonists. Gavin takes to the high seas, gets hijacked and is left a sad, broken man. Alex attempts to do anything a spider can, with moderate success. David creates more rifts with his love for pretty boys from the future. We also discuss tea and biscuits, milk techniques(?), Bizarre Adventures and toys. So yeah, needless to say, we don't stay on topic. Enjoy. ;)

This week, Gavin rates the Bat-family from best to blurst (again?), Alex appreciates a woman who knows how to cast a spell and have a good time (pretty major spoilers for Castlevania season 2: Skip to avoid - 13:30-28:40) and Dave joins The Bride in her quest to execute William. We also describe words, create some new ones and invent a needless family tree and backstory for one of our beloved GTP characters. (No it's not Jean Bernard, sorry) Enjoy. ;) (No personal intro this week, Gavin's throat hurts. To sum up, he's finished Kingdom Heart 3, it's good. He's still playing Resident Evil 2, it's scary. He finally finished watching Assassination Classroom, he cried.)

This week we're talking about our favourite female protagonists: David takes us back to Westeros to talk about the most gallant knight of the realm, Gavin gets Jaded over a long-awaited sequel that will never be and Alex complains that Rollerball is happening before its time and nobody has microprocessors for brains. We also talk about pet peeves, childhood toys and bizarre habits. Enjoy. ;)

This week we finish talking about our favourite fiction locations. Alex explains the layout of his latest puzzle mansion, David becomes a Shadow of his former Moses and Gavin gets started on the Toontown Cinematic Universe starring President Benjamin Asher. We've got Pint-Walker Voltrons, dimensional tunnels and islands full of candy-filled pinata. Also, Gavin wants to become a woman and live forever. No, you don't get context. Enjoy. ;)

This week Gavin gets dubbed "Gaviscon of the Double Action" in the distant future, David reveals his Origins in the City after a Knight in his favourite Asylum and Alex is in the Zone with his banging national anthem and a pile of Chemical bucks. We also start off with some food chat, attempt "Name That Tune: Sonic Edition", celebrate Christmas New Year and fear the Swamp Mother. It's all go, enjoy! ;) P.S. We hate Brexit.

This week, Gavin unleashes his wrath upon the Gods and spiders of this world, David believes nukes are better than giant squid in the grand scheme of things, and Alex lets his hair down and makes an unbreakable pact with a demon. We also ridicule Nazis, discover Pokemon more powerful than God and Christmas Bane returns for an encore. Enjoy. ;)

We're back and this week we're discussing our favourite over-powered (OP) characters. Dave goes back to Halo to rub salt in old wounds, Alex campaigns for his chosen Master Wizard and Gavin takes pictures of his soft toys and puts them in Instagram. New Year, same podcast, Enjoy. ;)

It's time for 2018s report card, let's see how well it did. We'll be talking about the games, films and TV we managed to miss out talking about over the course of the year plus a look at what's coming up in 2019. Then the regular nonsense ensues. Hope you had a Happy New Year, here's to another year of theorised geekery. Enjoy. ;)

It's time to kick off the award season (whenever that actually is) with our own Geek Theory Podcast Golden Blascos! We've got awards for everything! Movies! Games! Music! Biscuits?! We even manage to get a guest appearance from Christmas Bane and dish out some more Glasgow Food Life. We've got it all. Hope you have a great New Year! Enjoy. ;)

This week, Gavin takes you on a journey to the mid-80s at the speed of sound, Alex reveals his PhD in Horribleness and David just wants to pack up and Runaway. Then the usual sexy banter ensues. We make no apologies. Have a good festive whatever. Enjoy. ;)

This Week, we are celebrating out 1st birthday! So in fine GTP tradition, we continue the trend of not staying focused, talk about food and generally insult each other. Dave really gets into character when talking about his favourite metal manipulator, Al gets emotional when he has to kill all his friends and Gavin is a corporate shill who really appreciates the dynasticism of Ubisoft's UbiArt Framework engine. Enjoy. ;)