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Come with us to a space where a miracle took place, as we race at a pace to save face up an old staircase. This ain't Mary Magdalene on a burrito at seven eleven. According to these nuns, it's a stairway to heaven. You could drive all day on your way to Santa Fe. Did these naughty nuns know the nonbelievers would naturally navigate north from Nogales to ascend the stairs of Loretto? But who built it? Gepetto? By St. Joseph's own beard, it's gonna get weird as we wager you'll wonder at this Winchester western. Does this house have a haunting that harbors a horrible history? Or is just a crazy lady who created a mystery?The rifle that won the west and made oodles of money. But for the wealthy Winchester's it wasn't all sunny. Two carpenter capers to cause chaos it seems. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

We're being serious on this one. We're gonna talk about Israel VS. Hamas. This tragedy in the making was all but unavoidable. So sit tight and get ready for our thoughts. Thanks. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

We're back in your hood and up to no good. Was Cuba the perfect place for a policy to put Castro in purgatory? JFK had a say, but he said no way would we fake an attack at Guantanamo Bay. Was our intel a shell designed to find the ultimate cell and create mass distrust infidel? Or was Castro the maestro where communism's king? 600 times they lied and tried to take out the beard who avoided the grave for 90 odd years! The CIA came to play with pigs in the bay and fly false flags every day to try and convince us to sway their way. We've come to be known as assassination nation, but no elation just frustration from this abomination of administration. So stick with the chimps as we grind out the facts, as we uncover the hidden CIA contracts. It's a coverup story that isn't too gory, that only helped Castro maintain his glory --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Everybody's heard about the bird an idea so absurd that without the CIA it would have never occurred. But rest assured that we'll give you the truth, you have my word. Back in the day, the CIA came to play with a plan to stay away from the public display and do dirt in the shadows for billions in pay. They'd fleece the police to bail out Greece and bring fake peace to the lands in the east. So grab a seat and kick up your feet, press play and repeat cause the chimps won't be beat. We'll fight through the sleet to bring you the meat and potatoes of truth with a side of the proof and we'll all sing along to the mockingbird song. They're in Hollywood and they say it's for good, but pay attention you should cause they're up in your hood. Bringing misinformation to the entire nation, so don't change the station and prepare for elation. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

What's the plan man? Use a minivan to stick it the man and form a plan to rebrand with a bag of cash in hand? So let's take a stand and grab mo money than we can fit in the van! So ride along on a caffeine fueled caper with holes in the plot as we reach for that paper! It's an odyssey of modesty that might end in catastrophe with just a dash of blasphemy with a plan so dastardly it's goin on a rap sheet G. Set fire to a dumpster and fill up at the pump sir, we're as dumb as a stump sure, and run like Forrest Gump sir. But if we could do it, pull it off and live through it? We'd be swimming in money without firing a bullet. So pull up a chair and prepare, but beware, ever seen a hairless chimp? Jimbo, grab me the nair! Don't leave a trace on your body or face, cause the Feds don't play, when it come to DNA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Wakka wakka wakka lets unlocka chakra! Will rock around the clock n do some frequency talkin. Four hundred forty or 432? If you can't tell the difference, does it matter to you? Get your three fingers ready for a chakra alignment and a shock to the system for some feeling refinement. Is there any truth to these facts that we found? We'll take your brain chakra down to pound town. A musical masterpiece that sounds like the squirts. Oh wait just a minute, let me turn up the hertz. Now it sounds like a chimp with his balls in a vice. Turn it down just a little, yeah, that sounds nice. Did Goebbels go too far to get greatness on par? Did he gamble on nonsense or heal his own scars. Find out now as talk somehow about poppin and shocking to get us a wow. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away. Some see the other side and come back they say. 11 minutes in heaven with Jesus sweatin and some alleged heavy pettin? That's what you're gettin! Take a trip to the other side and ride with those who died and possibly lied as we try to decide where the truth is applied. Could you catch a glimpse of the imps described by the chimps at those hellish temps? Take a stroll with your immortal soul down streets made of gold and come into the fold as we behold the tales told in religions of old and prove life after death is the ultimate goal. We'll flesh out the facts of faceless fornicators that found a man fallen and forced him to fulfill full frontal fantasies for fun in the furnace and and make it all seem the norm, just read the steamy sex novel, written by Howard Storm. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Like a pallet cleanser or a golf ball rinser we're cleaning up our act and getting fancy like a fencer. but don't get defensive or too apprehensive, the chimps are still chirping and being offensive. So join us for story time and maybe a rhyme as we opine and unwind then weave tales like twine and decline to whine about the sign of the times and join our special guests. They're a couple of mimes. The stolen valor crowd might want to tune out as we speak about the man, who without a doubt, is the realest of deals and the Naviest of seals and confronts those who steal that valor we feel. So kick back, relax, and polish your racks of ribbons and medals and lies that you pedal. Enjoy your free meal, cause it might be your last cause if ol Donny finds you, you're getting the mast. Believe it or not, just like ol Ripley. It's the man, myth, the legend, St. Donald Shipley. So grab your free coffee and tell ‘em you're a sniper, but we know you're full of poop, sergeant dirty diaper. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Wham bam let's go to Vietnam! These papers we found ain't for rollin doobies! They ain't for color crayon pictures of boobies. Johnson, Kennedy, and tricky Dick too. Think they don't control the media? I assure you they do. Some secrets are so salacious the source cant stay silent. They planned Vietnam and made it so violent. Nixon told the plumbers to plumb up these leaks and he convinced the media that these fellas were freaks. An ever evolving espionage tale that surely the government thought couldn't fail. This document showin, whistle blowin, secret knowin man with a plan came out exposin the chosen cause he caught em all dozin. They threw the book at him and he copied that too. As he showed the whole world the truth in the poo. So let the chimps clue you in it's about to begin, welcome back friend, hope you stay till the end. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

More and more people are starting to complain, as Ukraine continues to drain America's money main vein. Where's it all goin? Who's gettin paid? Are we financing corruption disguised as an air raid? Is Volodymyr Zelenskyy just begging to be rich? While his soldiers and people die in the ditch? This crafty crooked criminal crybaby is crazy if he thinks Americas eyes are all lazy. Helicopters, tanks, planes, trains, and automobiles, It might not be Russians who run for the hills. The big poppa bomba Osama Obama set Biden up to deal with this European drama and get ‘em all rich as a result of the trauma. With millions and billions and trillions it seems, the country is scattered with Ukrainian dreams. The Biden's keep sewing their seeds of deceit, don't believe me just look, they've got the recites. You won't laugh your AZOV when we drop these figures. These neo Nazi fascists are quick with their triggers. With government funding to back up their crew, donate to Ukraine! And you can help too! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Was Nixon a propagater of United States hate? Did he flood the TV with lies by opening the watergate? Wait, but don't hesitate as we gallop with a gait and lay the facts straight. This presidential pariah was out to plant a painful political punch in the competitions puss. He could've won without deceit but got caught cheating and it lead to defeat. The FBI? The CIA? When the pres makes the call, they all come to play. These sneaky members of a club called CREEP, went balls deep and steamed the whole nation in an espionage steep. And we thought this crook played by the book. It'll take all our chimp charisma to charge these clowns with a crime and a presidential pardon to avoid doin time. So sit back, relax, grab yourself some snacks. I hope someone reacts as we dig through the cracks fora gaggle of facts --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Once you pop the fun don't stop. Drop by the shop for a photoshop op. Did Obama lie when he sold us his pie in the sky birds eye photo on the fly? We've all been fooled by nasa for years as we confirm your worst fears and talk about a photo that brought folks to tears. Fight through the garble of the famous blue marble and listen to the chimps with our marvelous warble. This camera caper produced on paper has fooled the masses since Jackie Onassis pulled the trigger on John and killed his dream of seeing the US team get to space in a race that cost him his face. Was Nixon fixin the competition? Did he commission a mission or a war of attrition? Don't be dissin, just listen and it'll come to fruition. A majestic mountain top photo and one of a lake, if you've seen it from space, chances are… it's a fake. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

No muss no fuss. Jump on the chimp bus. We're blasting off again in case you were the wrong place or got just a taste of the last space race. So save face and get here post haste. What would you do if you are down in Peru? With a crew or a few extraterrestrials too? The South American Mecca and alien trifecta of Mexico, Peru, and perhaps and Aztec a two. Can we bend time and space? Or is it all by gods grace? We get mangled, entangled, and quantumly strangled as the carrot gets dangled to journey to stars so spangled. Hold on to your face or it might get ripped off. Are there more dimensions? More Dave hasslehoffs? Don't scoff at the idea that we came from the stars. Are Buddha and Jesus really from mars or did they ascend to the heavens in fancy flying cars? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Hop on the chimp ship as we jam like Janet for an exoplanet. Get some space on your face while we look for a place that might exist in the interstellar mist. There's a Mexican alien invasion in the news as crews choose to cover a known liars views. He said he found extraterrestrial mummies but c'mon man. Do we look like dummies? We'll blast off through the asteroid belt to hunt for the truth to planets they say are colder than Duluth. A gas giant journey or jaunt out to Jupiter. Some of these scientists couldn't be stupider. So hang on chimps as we get shot into space looking for the base of a race with an alien face. It's it's an intergalactic fact from the men in black that we won't see the aliens until they attack. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The ground opened up and folded like a taco, but there's plenty of money from Barack O in Morocco. This pilfering plunderer watch Sudan go asunder in majestical blunder some say is from the tundra. Was it a demonic electronic tectonic attack with a phonic device on ice that shoots sound waves so nice? Or was it planned by god to give Moroccans the rod with vengeance as swift as an ice berg adrift? So hang on as we feel out the fault line so fine and unwind the design of the most powerful minds. The rich and the famous just want to blame us as blasphemers so heinous… if they could only just train us. These electronic weapons of death and deception are out in the open, with the elites just hoping we don't go out snoopin through the poop they keep scoopin and the folks they keep dupin. Was it hatched all alonga fault line from Tonga? Did Michele and her mama bring the wrath of Obama? Buckle up chimps and prepare for a shock-o as we sift through the nonsense goin down in Morocco. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

ake a strange trip and a Floridian dip as we slip through the rip and lose our common sense grip. You might desire a tire fire when you learn about our beef with the Osborne reef 2 million tires killing the fish, wasn't the plan of Florida man. By today's standards this blunder is huge. Dropping all that rubber into the blue deluge. Did the Navy get greedy and needy recruiting animals to serve in their fleety? These soldiers of science weren't sapien servers. They were dolphins and whales and sailors with tails Lions and tigers and bears oh my! Bomb hunting dolphins and pigeons in the sky. Radioactive foxes never saw battle, but we made fishy deals with the real navy… seals --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

What's the plan with burning man? The new Woodstock of the desert land. This fiery festival of freedom and floozies is flooded and fastly being flung into famine. It's wetter than Woodstock and the most well watered desert wasteland ever witnessed by man. This delightful deluge of the divine is dripping with sin and the burning of the wicker man has yet to begin. An army of carnies has descended on this desert of debauchery. It's like Woodstock for ravers without the musical bands as torrential thunderstorms tear through the town erected in the saturated sands. We'll also explore the original hippie hob-knob. The mud soaked miscreants of moons long ago, spent four days in the rain to witness this show. Conspiracies fly over these events, from naked starving hippies to hipsters in tents. The summer of love all those years ago ended up here, on a primate podcast show. Are scientists seeding the scene of the fracas? Or is the government planing to strand us and whack us? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

If the chimps had a ripcoard, I'd ask you to pull it. Did a pair a shooters do it with a magical bullet? Was it magic or tragic? Or was Jackie too ratchet? Maybe there were three, they call it a hat trick. Was Jackie O packin yo? Was she quick with steel? Did she slay JFK or is magic real? This disheartened debutant denied the whole deed, she walked away clean and the public agreed. We'll gloss through the autopsy and peel back the layers. Can we prove she was guilty to all the naysayers? So hop in your Lincoln, no drinkin, just thinkin that something about this whole mess is stinkin. It's you and me, Jimbo and Lee Harvey the shooter. No 3D drawn models, via computer. The way the CIA handle JFK will make even skeptics say the real killer got away. You might need a stretcher or an etch-a-sketch sketcher or a chimpanzee crew to give you a clue how she got Marylin too. Was Kennedy clappin or maybe just fappin? Was he slappin those cheeks cause she belonged to the streets? The jealousy swelled and the whole thing derailed as the CIA played her and made Jackie a hater --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

We're going through the big D and I do mean Dallas. This ride in a Lincoln earned him a trip to the palace. Why don't we have a JFK day? Oswald was a hit and Kennedy got his wig split. Take a ride with your presidential party pals, gals, and join the chimps as we blow off your lids and skid to stop we'll traipse and trop with a hop that might make you pop your top. Was there more than one shooter on the ol grassy knoll? Or was babuska on a stroll to make Kennedy pay the toll? It's conspiracy heaven with a bullet or seven my tinfoil hat brethren. It was the 60's man and John had a plan to disband the CIA if he had it his way. But Lee Harvey made it gory from the multi story suppository book depository or at least that's the story, so poorly constructed as fitz kicked the bucket --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The original strangala, the maniacal Mengele. He'll tangle your ganglia into a shape that's triangula! It's a gruesome tale of twisted turns with tedious torture and third degree burns. From farming and famine to fleeing the feds. This dude tortured twins and children it's said. A deviant dr with dreams of domination. A demon of darkness for the Aryan nation. A naturally nasty Nazi with knowledge and know how that shocked the nation and South America somehow. The OG Dr. death and Hitlers right hand. So hang on while bang on and get downright debaucherous about the angel of death and dive deep into the depths of depraved and dastardly deeds. And learn about Joey. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

If you're taking a dump or sittin on your rump, get outta that slump with the chimps, not the chumps as we get sick like the mumps with operation highjump. Did the navy send dickie on an Antarctic quickie? Was he wishin his mission would bring nazi fruition? This Byrd brain rose to fame in the US navy chain. With a plan to ascertain the Antarctic terrain. The most admirable admiral whose belief was unfathomable that he found hollow earth for what it was worth. He traipsed on the tract of the southern ice pack and went forth from the north with a whole naval force. Did he discover a palace under the borealis? Or find a nazi stronghold beneath the cold? Did Nazis have a hand founding New Schwabenland? Grab a Dasani and head for Arianni, a hole in the ground that could never be found. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Here come the chimps with the news. Choose to cruise with your favorite two dudes. It's a primate escape with a tale of the tape. Don't hit snooze or let your ego be bruised cause we're singing along to the DEWS blues and we just can't lose. Did they fire lasers from space or blast sound in your face? Did these dastardly degenerates develop a plan of diabolical destruction or Is Oprah's blue roof proof that the truth is aloof? Grab your tinfoil hat and your wiffle ball bat as we drum up a vat conspiracy crack. Don't choke on the smoke as we take a little poke at the plan of elites to get them pineapple sweets! So prepare to brave the microwave rave and sit silent in wonder as the richest men plunder and pilfer the land on a trip as they slip you the tip with a crip walk dip. Dodge the flaming death doughnut that makes Dunkin' look downright delicious as it slices through space at a light speed pace. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Let's hit the skids with the ant hill kids! This modern day Moses rose to messianic majesty that ended in tragedy. These leg breaking risk taking religious renegades had it made in the shade till their leader swayed. Follow along but don't sing a song. The seventh day advents hike to the hill with their tents to avoid paying rent and support the movement. The amount of groomin was almost anti human with this crazed cult leader lovin life and lavishing in liquor with everyone's wife. He dressed for success and blessed the oppressed with a mind that's obsessed with creating a mess. A man on a mission of monstrous magnitude willing to make men remove members and limbs at his whim and perform miracles that he thought God bestowed upon him. When he slid into prison for living his vision, he celly got jelly and made an incision. From a position of privilege and a palace on a hill, to a place in the pokey pen with conjugal thrill, Roch rode the rapids of religious rebellion and died at the hands of a murderous hellion. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The chimps do a show a bout Krakatoa. 1883 was the year, this mountain of magma got down right nuclear. These mountainside dwellers and sailor type fellers felt the firey fury of that ferocious rocky furnace at full force. It flung ash into space at an incredible pace and blasted that island all over the place. So grab your canoes, your boats, and your dinghies or prepare to be ensnared by this volcanic thingy. So don't slip or trip or you might take a dip in the the fiery pits that boil like grits. Remember don't sit, just split, cause every hundred years or so, this monster gets lit. A behemoth of boiling basalt on a gigantic fault. It's mostly extinct, but don't start to think, it won't rise from the drink in a fraction of a blink. They felt it in Munich, Venice, Australia. Don't let the flying pieces of pumice impale ya. So clean off the ashes and shoot for the moon. It might be blowing it's top again soon. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The situation is dire cause Hawaiis on fire! Was this blaze in the pineapple kingdom an act of arson? Or did Oprah drive by and toss a match out her car son? This spam loving island with magical beaches is as hot as the south, the land of the peaches. So grab your hoses, your buckets, and pails. We'll start with Hawaii, but run off the rails. America stole it and never returned it. Did we think we could keep it, if we only just burned it? From ocean pacific, volcano prolific, smell the hibiscus, you don't wanna miss this. You could spend all day in a lei and play by the bay, and live a lavish lava luau lifestyle and ask yourself how we can save poor Maui from conspiracy… shall we? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

It's time to floss like the OG LA boss! He lives by the freeway at incredible costs. From humble beginnings to wheels that was spinning. He showed us all how to hold mass from a quaint overpass. This average looking Joe spread more snow on the streets of LA than Castro could blow. We'll unravel the tale of a down home dude with destiny that dwarfed his decline into darkness. He slid into celebrity status on snow covered streets and sowed the seeds of a societal scourge of rocks for rabbles. All while keeping a profile so low his own mama didn't know. And then up came the prison guard with name so hard, he ruled the billboards with musical awards. Hustlin everyday for that millionaire pay. So hang on chimps as we introduce the real pope of the slopes who outsmarted the dopes. Don't get lost in the sauce, it's freeway Ricky Ross. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Grab your sword, your shield and your bolt. Defend your honor from the buddahfield cult! This charismatic creep caused his crazy cultists to careen care freely into certain chaos by choosing to claim clarity in the name of their charity. His blasphemous behavior and Buddhist beliefs brought babes to woods to seek his relief. He just couldn't juggle all the jiggly jugs, but forbade all the dudes from doling out hugs. Jugs. This washed up actor took into factor the fact that these slackers would embrace the rapture. He's probably praying right now in a place, no not space, with a plasticized face wrapped in ballerina's lace. It started with Jesus, religion, and bibles. Ended in paranoia with slanderous liberals. So grab up your razor and shave up your chest, quit your job, sell your house, it's time to invest in the big bad buddahfield daddy. He lives in Hawaii… I'll send you the addy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Are the flat earth folks firey over fictitious follies? Or are they following through on a fable of fact? Flatearthers, roundies, and folks on the fence. The opinions of chimps is about to commence. Make up your monkey minds as we mesh together marvelous myths and made up models that don't prove today if it's flat as a plate or in a rounded way. Are they kookie or crazy? Or just at conventions? Are they honestly convinced or too embarrassed to mention, that the world might be round, or at least like a rock? Or maybe a hotdog, or a big ol fat basketball? So grab your lasers, telescopes, and friends, but don't wander too far, we don't know where it ends. But the truth starts here, or at least our take. Of course water's flat. Have you been to a lake? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Now we're in it, we're talking the senate. They're holding a hearing and lying within it. So jump in the SCIF, light up a splif and let your mind drift as we careen off the cliff deceit and mischief. Senators scientists and UFO crazies. The truth of the matter is still a bit hazy. Blast off with us on a journey of discovery as we unravel the nonsense of all the abovery. These tic tac trailing troopers have traipsed through the trials of being treated like troglodytes by trolling for the truth! We'll blast off at light speed like chimps into space and scour the web for even a trace UFO proof and a scrap of the truth. Are you a believer? A signal receiver? Or a member of the senate, a major deceiver? Are they lying to the fine folks of this freedom loving fringe society? Are they promising god with unequivocal piety? Are they covering for Hunter and trying to train us to look the other way when it smells like Uranus. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Don't doubt the deities desire for deluge! Follow us as we embark on an ark of truth in the dark. How often has god washed away the dirty decrepit degenerates who disregard his divinity? Are we up the creek without a paddle? Is climate change winning the never ending battle? Or is it Devine intervention with malicious intention? Moses ain't flinching without even a mention, cause Noah built that boat to float the world moat. This well watered wasteland that was washed off the world was godly according to the story of death that unfurled. So grab your sandals, your staff, and your bible. Pray for forgiveness, but don't hold us liable. From deserts to jungles and ice caps and more. God opened the flood gates and washed off the poor. So hang on to your rafts, your yachts, and your dingies. We're talking bout floods and all kids of thingies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Time to get your grub on! With a conspiracy so messy, you might have to put your gloves on! It's your favorite golf course sandwich, not a sub. Rub a dub dub it's the 27 club. Rockstars and singers, composers and the like. If you're turning 26, deaths coming down the pike. Pull up a chair and tie of a vein, they couldn't handle 28, so 27 they'll remain. Was it foul play, drowning, running off the road? ODing on substance or did their heart explode? Man or woman and even a drag queen. From long ago to modern times and everywhere between. So take a fun filled slip down a slippery slope. They chose to face death and he wanted all the smoke. Morrison, Hendrix, Cobain in a fine house, Joplin, Johnson and even Amy Winehouse. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Dig in your hooks and prepare for Garth Brooks. Is he a performer, Illuminati informer? He might be creeping round your house, so peek out your dormer. Don't let his Chris Gaines splendor hinder the view from your winder! What about Oprah? She more powerful than the pope er a Muhammad Ali when he's ropity doped ya! You'd need a Winnebago size wallet and a wig with a wheelbarrow to wield Winfrey's wealth, but it won't buy your health, cause she'll get ya with stealth. You can't outfox this lady who ain't so slim shady and it's ludicrous to think that Tyler's a lady. These outright detractors of African actors are more clever than Jamie, Martin, or the crackers. With no shortage of greenbacks to pay professional mob men to moonlight as whackers. On Stedman and Sydney and Harvey and Quincy! You can smell what they're cooking and it ain't no damn scentsy! So pack up your bags for Johannesburg and head off to school with all that you've heard. She's mo unique than mo'nique and a closeted freak with money like a sheik and mean streak so bleak. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Well the lifestyle, it's contagious and sometimes outrageous. Hop on board the conspiracy train and refrain from disdain as we splatter your brain with primate propaganda about Kurt Cobain. This frontman for the world's most famous grunge band was dealt an unfair hand and it's hard to understand how the mouthpiece from Hole took control of the investigation that rocked the nation Was it self inflicted or friendly fire? Did the fame and fortune go to his head? Or was it a shotgun from his lover instead? Was the darkness too much for ol Kurt to handle? Did he turn to the needle, the spoon, and the candle? Crack open a beer it smells like teen spirit and tie off a vein in the name of Cobain. Whatever you do keep your eye on miss love or you'll end up in hell, or in heaven above. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Don't worry folks, the primates are back. Did Stalin hire a Dr.? To give hybrids a whack? This Russian comrade shock the nation with information on horse insemination. Is it possible to mix with chimp DNA? Did Russia succeed, but the man-monkeys all got away? It's a hairy tale of twisted trials and troublesome truths and try as we might, we're still left aloof. From the jungles of Africa to the great red square, did they find a way to make babies… covered in hair? Take a fantastical somewhat fictional flight into the cold and dark Russian night. These super sneaky scientists schemed to start a super soldier army with chimpanzee strength. So hang on to your nanners for banter that's witty. He didn't succeed at his goal… or did he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Repent all ye sinners and raise up your voice! Prepare to ascend and make the ultimate choice. It's time for a hard praying power hour of hope and hypocrisy. Heaven's gate for heaven's sake. Listen as Bo and peep preach to the sheep. As Do and Ti look to the stars for ministry. The comet is coming to give us a ride. The only requirement is mass su**ide. These 39 eunuchs used downers and liquor to beat God to the punch and stop the old ticker. Be the best believer and blast off on a barbiturate bus ride with baron applesauce blasting the boom box! Strap on your Nikes, cut off your junk, jump on the Hale-Boop, there's room in the trunk. This version of scripture is sure to make you vomit, get shot up like a space chimp, right into the comet. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Sit back in elation with all concentration and prepare to get learned bout the Clinton foundation. These elite piece of poo pedos been peddling people since prince was popular! I hope they don't break out the biggest artillery, when we talk about the matriarch of maniacs, the monster, the Hillary. A blustery blonde blowhard with blasphemous beliefs! This foundation of nations had no consideration for the women and children, especially Haitians. If you're Caribbean, Ukrainian, Polish, Albanian, African, Russian, or a dang Panamanian they're coming for you. Still think we're Insanian? Are you a relentless stalker of the late Paul Walker? Did they wipe him out too? For being a talker? The rarity of clarity keeps costing this charity as people disappear right Jimbo? Where is he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Jump on and get ridin, we talking bout Hunter Biden. This crack smoking, gun totin, money grubbin, niece lovin fool is the ultimate tool during daddy's rule. This presidential papas pissant is the problem with our country. His deplorable whorin has never been boring. This scallywag scum bag Is a drag who likes to brag that he can tag any skank, skeeze, or skag. He landed on his face when launched into space and cooked up his brain with that big daddy caine till he was feeling no pain and draining his vein. He's a hunter for hire with no plans to retire as sweet daddy Joe keeps him swimming in blow. This miserable man with a scam for a plan left his kids quicker than his daddy did Afghanistan. From Ukraine to China, this family is tryna cover up a scandal too heavy to handle. Maybe corn pop found his laptop. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The greezy never fails when it comes to derails. And what happens next is where other shows fail. So sit back and relax as we run off the tracks with a story too big to slip through the cracks. Follow along as we fee fi fo fish for da truth and grind out a gargantuan gaggle of gigantic goodness. Plant your magic beans and hope for the best as we lay these big body behemoths to rest. What's larger than life and rhymes with the word bigger? A mummified corpse of a giant I figure. Where's my golden goose? Or my gold harp that sings? Or all them other stories I heard about these things? They're the original big boned bible bad boys who made Bethlehem beg for a break. I'll grind your bones to make my bread! With a double row of chompers inside of my head. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Here it is! Grand Canyon pyramids! Take a trip on a river rapid retreat to reveal the reality of the Egyptian realm! In Arizona no less, they say they found a head dress, but Smithsonian contests A conspiracy rooted in myth from 1909, that withstood the test of time like a fine wine or a body in brine. Was this tale of Tutankhamen too far fetched for the people? Or did Kinkaid really find a triangular steeple? From the land of the pharaoh, you'll need a wheelbarrow and a map with an arrow to get to the marrow. Strap in for a fall down a great canyon wall and answer the call of a tale that's as long as it probably is tall They made it here fans, with cat worship plans, to a canyon that's grand and dug holes in the sand, tall enough for a man to stand on his hands and carve in the cliffs his own hieroglyphs. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Picture you in 1992,sharin a brew with your crew or fishing for food with all of your dudes. Don't go to sleep as we creep to the deep and dig up a heap of rocks from the maze of these flooded enclaves. This choice Chinese tourist trap wasn't even on the map until some farmers drained the tunnels and that was a wrap. Hop on a train and try to refrain from straining your brain over conspiracies main. If you wishes for fishes that might be delicious, nutritious, and vicious. Then look somewhere else, cause nothing here swishes. A cavernous concoction of clostrophobic sandstone coffins. I've something to tell ya, it's China, not Australia but the greezy won't fail ya, just listen, to the tail ya and let out a hell ya for the caffeine crew with a story to brew. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

As the name would suggest, he isn't the best, example of a man who isn't a mess. This blustery blaggard. A shagger with swagger… Ted Arthur Haggard. This beast from the east made his money increase by preaching bout Jesus, may he rest in piece. This shot out charlatan lied to his people while all the time praying to a different steeple. This methodical madman's most memorable moments are like methane on matches. No methin around when it comes to his batches. With methods you know, like twitches and scratches. His email trail pales to his own snail trails and fantastical tails of encounters with males. For as the good book said, according to Ted, the gays cannot wed, but look in his bed. You'll find a masseuse makin that bread. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Dive into to the depths of a mystery so mind boggling it's sure to blow your ballast. Would you jump in a tin can with a man with a hare brained plan to explore an undersea land? Grab your goulashes and try to hold your breath as we weave you a tale a of a watery death. Is this the end of the story like Jonah and the whale? Has this story just started or are they departed? They couldn't keep it afloat with an Xbox remote that got disconnected and their trip redirected. Was it classic corrosion that caused an implosion or cheaper design that ruined their time? It's a dark scary trip to the gigantic titanic. And a tragic situation that caused a media panic. So grab your conspiracy life preserver and tip your server as we creep to the deep and the forever sleep. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

The original influencer is back for more! Hop on board, for a traumatizing trip on the Aliester train. Grab a seat in conspiracy coach for a cruise into the mind of crafty ol Crowley. This murderous monster made more men, women, and children cry than your average cretin. With torture and magic, the black kind, that's tragic. He debuted his debauchery with definitive style. This blast from the past is still rooted like grass. He started the rave and couldn't be saved. If he had it his way, we'd all be enslaved. The road would be paved with the poor and the knaves. It's your old pal, mister Aliester, so clear off your calendar and prepared to be wowed as he brings you a caliber of magical prowess and a horrible callus chocked full of malice and satanic imagery, packed in his palace. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Join us as we slide into the dark magic world of the most mythical mage to make magic since Moses made mincemeat of the men on his trail. A diabolical dude with a disdain for the divine that would rival the devil. A man with a heart so dark and depraved that he couldn't be saved. He's traveled the world with style and pinache. He's bedded the ladies and bundled the cash. So get greezed up for a romp in the realm of evil and listen to your two favorite host give a toast to the first hunter of ghosts. From London to France to ladies underpants, from mountains and lochs to the sand and the rocks. This pyramid cruisin , power abusing, titan of men is sure to offend. It's the season finale… Aliester Crowley. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Break your plans, greezy fans for a trip to the desert to work on those tans. This conspiracy rhyme is as old as time. As we take a turn at the titillating topic of the lines in the sand close to lake Titicaca. So clear your schedule and crank up the tunes for a magical trip out into the dunes. Wait, there are no dunes. Just some lines in the sand and some pictures and runes We'll talk about aliens and scientists too who believe in some theories that couldn't be true. A Peruvian adventure of epic events and a hole in a wall that could be hells vent We take a stab at the extraterrestrial stopover that's stumped scientists and sightseers alike. Clear out your brains for an audio hike. The boombastic fantastic Natzca linetastic creation that some call intergalactic. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Come along and congregate in the conspiracy pew with the greezy crew. Listen in as we fact check the merch the Westboro Baptist Church. The haters of soldiers will billow and smolder in the fires of hell for why they're trying to sell. This group might as well call themselves Ku Klux Kansas with a dash of hate in the “Ad astra per aspera” state. So here here for blue hair and flashing a pair of eggs in their faces in all sorts of places. So whip out your bible and tell us a fable, bust out your Koran and jump on the table. Get right with God or these prophetic pimps of apostolic proverbs are sure to protest your party with a pride flag on fire. They're sure to regret calling you a British cigarette. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Who hacks systems and rhymes with hippopotamuses? Dem boys in the masks, the call em anonymous…s. He rocks guy fawkes and all black socks and tells corporate America to go kick rocks. Break out your candles for the e-mail scandals. Come out your mammas basement in your best socks and sandals for a romp in the street as we bring the heat. Gather in the streets with the original geeks, with a code that repeats and downloads the deets. This meme dream team that could make bill gates scream is the top of the heap and makes governments lose sleep. The slayers of Scientology smited the sinners and stole the show with a technological tirade of tremendous trickery. They suffered the wrath of the elitist half and broke down the barriers that had us beholden to the barbarism of the big tech buttholes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Come along for ride down a big geeezy slide. JLPs on the stage to express his own rage. Does this man speak the truth? That sends folks through the roof? Or is he spewing hate speech for the free to beseech? This radical right wing talker who's old enough for a walker believes he's on a mission through his righteous transmission. So gear up and set sail as we run off the rails cause this dude never fails to call out beta males. Prepare for a treat as Jesse lee Pete provides you with chuckles right here on the knuckles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Show up for a date and grab a slab for your plate! Let's head to the basement and unlock the pizzagate! Are these chomos chillin right under our noses? Or is everything perfect? Like pizza and roses? Through on your waders and prepare to go deep! In the lies and the secrets QAnon makes up while you sleep. It's greezy and slimy, you can hear it for free. As we crack open caffeine over conspiracy. With Soros and Clintons and Epstein like actions. They're hidin the truth, with scandalous distractions. These diabolical deviants of dastardly dark web deeds, got all the walnut sauce you want to fulfill your needs. Pull up a chair and kick up your feet. Prepare to be wowed you lovers of meat. It's a greezy buffet of all you favorite things. Maybe QUanon fingers polish pedophile rings? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Come along on a QANON cruise. A greezy river rapid ride through the canyon of corruption. Who is Q and what do he do? This 4chan man with the foolproof plan to make all the political predators pray for a pardon of presidential proportions. Grab your plate for pizzagate! Grab yourself a slice of propaganda pie. Wash it down with nice cold cup kidnapped kid juice! Adrenal-chrome cola for the uninitiated. This elitist libation is a false iteration of a beverage you see! A conspiracy. Clap your hands and rejoice at the sound of the voice of the QANON shaman. This anonymous group starts all kinds of poop, with conspiracy theorists that aren't for the weary and a global agenda that you might like Linda! We won't leave Wanda out as we give her a shout. I don't have a doubt that she'll dislike our clout! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support

Who's targeting Target? Or is target targeting? Can Crowder talk louder? Or is he more of a shouter? Thought his wife wouldn't leave? Well homie don't doubt her! So let your freak flag fly as we dive on into the rainbow of greezy goodness! Take a step back and take a good hard look at the world through rose colored glasses as we try to please all them asses. You can't make ‘em all happy when it comes to the woke. Will target go broke as they keep blowing smoke? Will crowder have a stroke as his wife takes a poke? At his bank account dude, not talking bout a bloke Turn up your headphones for away journey into the wild, wonderful, weirdness of the war on the woke! We'll stand to the side and watch the world burn. Or hang out in target until we get a turn. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ewing-house-studios/support