Horror Movie Night

Everybody loves an underdog story, so when a franchise is able follow up a stinker of an entry with a fan favorite, you know we've got to talk about it. EXORCIST III: LEGION ((1990) is one such film and it atones for every sin from Exorcist II: The Heretic - just check its prayer beads! It's got William Peter Blatty in the writer AND director's chair, George C. Scott and Brad Dourif… You can't go wrong with that kind of star power. It's also got jump scares that rival the original, another feat worth praising. Come wash away your transgressions with a confession session at the church of HMN! Join Our Patreon Check out our Dashery Store Email HMNPodcast@gmail.com to join our Newsletter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Imagine a time when the biggest action star in the world wasn't some musclebound dude with an oiled-up chest wearing a loincloth, but rather a tall, slim guy whose catch phrase was “whoa.” If you're imagining Keanu Reeves, good; if you're imagining him as John Wick, you gotta go back further, to the Matrix days of the early 00s. Now, imagine that he and a young Shia LaBeouf are kickass exorcists and the guy from Bush is a demon. Seriously! That might've been the elevator pitch for CONSTANTINE (2005). Based on the comic book Hellblazer in the most superficial ways, this one might be a contentious pick for those who don't consider it horror, but it's our show and we say angels, demons and sick forearm sigil tatz give it a pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What would a year of anniversaries be without a slasher who goes after brides so they can never see their first wedding anniversary? On the other hand, he also seems to be willing to kill people who are only tertiarally related to his victims - like the guy working at the wedding dress shop who was unlucky enough to do a fitting for one of the killer's potential victims. Pretty sloppy if you ask us. We get into this and more to celebrate the nuptials of HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE (1980) and Horror Movie Night this week on the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In celebration of Geekscape's newest podcast, The Phantom of the Podpera, we invite Kyle's cohost Evan Fonseca on to discuss the anniversary of Disney Channel's take on the mischievous masked man, 2000's THE PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX. Is this a horror movie? Not particularly. Has it aged well? Also, no. But one of the maligned theaters in the titular megaplex is, in fact, showing an HMN favorite: the infamous raincoat terrorize of ALICE SWEET ALICE! Let our 4 handsome voices serenade you this week on Horror Movie Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are finally back to a Giallo movie with one of the least offensive (but still plenty of trashiness here) classic Phenomena! This movie didn't BUG us but it's pacing did CREEP up on us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This March at Creature Feature Weekend Kyle was given the opportunity to talk to the cast of 1985's Fright Night live on stage. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've talked the remake, we've talked the sequel, but tonight, it's time to talk about the start of it all, the one and only FRIGHT NIGHT (1985). Recorded in person at Creature Feature Weekend 2025, we went back to the beginning to fawn over sexy vampires and some seriously amazing transformations. We're all toothy smiles and bloodthirsty intent as we say nothing but good things about a movie that deserves all the praise it's gotten for the last 40 years. Matt even serves up an incredible pitch for a Fright Night series… a couple decades too late. Invite us in, why don't you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A later entry into the legendary George Romero's filmography? There is no way this could be anything less than a masterpiece… This week, Kyle subjected us to 2000's head-scratchingly-titled BRUISER, in which a meek magazine editor gets a chance to knock off everyone who has ever inconvenienced him thanks to his crappy boss's wife and her low-level mask-making skills. While the movie itself isn't great, it took us on a real journey discussing the underlying social issues it tried to comment on. Was it successful? Unclear, but at least we got to wax poetic about it on the show. Let's get psycho(analyzed)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We love tiny terrors so much on this show that we could barely wait to discuss another classic, 1985's GHOULIES! While perhaps slightly less bombastic as the sequel, the original entry in the Ghoulies franchise is still full of delightfully absurd moments and a ton of pint-sized pain. We may have had to wait until the next installment to see a Ghoulie eat a dude's ass, but it was perfectly foreshadowed with its predecessor, so let's show the OG some respect for its 40th birthday or the little butt-munchers will finally get us. Send help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've passed 500 episodes so we decide to do another round of "Does This Count As a Horror Movie?" Thanks to the popularity of Evil Dead 2, Sam Raimi was able to follow it up with this original Superhero film inspired by Universal Monsters and the radio drama The Shadow. Between obvious homages to Phantom of the Opera and Invisible Man and the evil being played by Larry Drake we feel pretty confident saying this counts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back in 2010 when I first started podcasting I had a short lived show called "The Saint Mort Show". Most of this content is long gone because it was poorly made BUT it was the place where I first cut my teeth as a podcaster and on the first episode I talked to Troll 2 star George Hardy about the movie, the Best Worst Movie documentary and his new projects which included a film called Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws. Enjoy this despite the mediocre sound quality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle from Horror Movie Night has a new podcast out with his friend Evan where they deep dive into every adaptation of the Phantom of the Opera. If you're even a little curious about the history of this novella, turned movie, turned musical than this is the show for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FIVE HUNDRED EPISODES? How, you ask? Well, we don't have a good answer but we DO have a good guest along with us as we travel to the ill-fated town of Nilbog on a house-swapping (?) adventure: Robert Bacon! For our 500th conversation, we enjoy a rewatch of the infamous “best worst movie” TROLL 2 (1990), which has zero trolls but a ton of goblins. Bacon is a self-made bad movie connoisseur and asserts that this one is NOT an actual bad movie, not by a mile, but rather a work of art when one considers it from the perspective of a stage play. This thesis really has legs, which probably made the trolls(goblins) super mad because really, who can't outrun monsters that short? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you weren't afraid of industrial laundry machines, well guess again sucker! Tobe Hooper was brave enough to film a screen adaptation of one of Stephen King's earliest short stories and 30 years later, we're talking about THE MANGLER (1995). Obviously, some liberties were taken in the storytelling aspect here to pad it out into a feature-length film, but the basic tale is more or less intact: possessed laundry machine likes the taste of people and eventually becomes sentient and chases the detective main character around town. The premise is wacky and Hooper really got into the scrubbing here, so our discussion has time to… air dry, if you will… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

By sheer strength of will (and a poor long-term memory), we made it almost a decade on this show without touching one of most HMN movies to ever grace the silver screen. Don't knock our blocks off, it's finally time to dissect 1985's perfect RE-ANIMATOR! Is this a perfect movie? Well yeah, and a lot of shows have said so already but here's us jumping on the Stuart Gordon bandwagon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If last month threw you off a little, rest easy knowing we're back to our regular content with a giant animal on the loose eating people at weddings. It's about damn time we give 1980s ALLIGATOR a fresh watch and reminisce about how much that pool scene has shaped Matt's worldview. Dive into this week's episode or we'll push you like the little jerks in pirate costumes we are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our last week of Foreign Film February and we wanted to say”bonjour!” It's too our faces have been horribly disfigured and the masks we wear garble our already-rough pronunciations. We're mushmouthing our way through 1960's French classic EYES WITHOUT A FACE and it's still impressive the amount of horror and gore they were able to display at the time of filming. Things were different back then, just look at this crazy doctor doing unlicensed experiments at home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our next stop for Foreign Film February is the chilly mountains of Norway, home of the biggest, dumbest monsters according to this guy who gets paid to wrangle them. We met up with a real, life TROLLHUNTER (2010) and he had the audacity to smother us in the most horrible-smelling goop imaginable because he said, get this, it will repel trolls! He seems like a psycho but we're a group of disbelieving college students making a documentary so let's roll with it. What's the worst that could happen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

J-Horror was hugely popular here in the States in the early 2000s, and arguably one of the best of that time was also arguably one of the best found footage movies we've seen - 2005's NOROI: THE CURSE. This is a great example of what works best in found footage, from the mysteries intertwining as the story progresses, the ramping-up of creepy occurrences, to the legitimate reasons for the cameras to be rolling. It's a 10/10 and surprisingly scary even after all these years! Listen to us wax poetic about fetus demons this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We love foreign films here at Horror Movie Night, but we don't get around to discussing them as often as we probably should, so Kyle suggested we do a month of them. To appease the horror gods across the world, we are doing it big-style with Foreign Film February! The inaugural pick goes to Kyle, who went with the Spanish black comedy Christmas/apocalypse combo THE DAY OF THE BEAST (1995). There's a bumbling theology professor, a heavy metal guy on acid, a fake TV prophet, and the looming birth of the Antichrist - what more could you want for your yuletide entertainment (we know we're 6 weeks late here, just go with it). Let's save the world this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trudging on through this wintry weather, it's good to know that we've got a trio of burnt-up ghosts waiting at home keeping the place nice and toasty for us. This week, we're snuggling up with the criminally underrated WE ARE STILL HERE (2015), which was released to genre fanfare and immediately forgotten about. It's a great little film and we hope you like it as much as we do, else old Lassander Dagmar might come boil your brains in your silly little skull. It's family time on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there's one thing this show's hosts love, it's movies that really peel back the layers of what film schools is truly like. Case in point, 2000's URBAN LEGEND: FINAL CUT, a tale in which a film professor decides to steal a student's movie and kill everyone involved so he can have the prize money and not have to be a teacher anymore. Makes total sense, right? This sequel is possibly a hair more believable than the plot of Scream 2, but not by much. Luck for us, we're very good at suspending our disbelief here on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A good chunk of us are probably buried under snow right now, so why not grab our skis and hit the slopes? While we're at it, we might as well crank some obscure 80s Swedish hair metal but be careful - they rock so hard that their music sometimes causes avalanches! It should be fine… What's worse is there's a murderous group of Hills Have Eyes knockoffs chilling in the nearby factory and definitely not enough lighting on set to show the viewer who's killing who. That's 1985's BLOOD TRACKS in a nutshell (we think - it was really dark) and we're digging ourselves out of that fluffy white stuff this week; we may even shovel some snow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Few horror tropes get our blood pumping quite like a little heavy metal and Satanic panic, so you must be wondering why it took us this long to get to THE GATE 2: THE TRESPASSERS (1990). Well, we don't have a good answer for that, but we DO have a good reason for picking it now, and it has a lot to do with this baby turning 35 and our recent desire to celebrate such things on the show. Plus there's a lot of demon poop in this one, which is objectively hilarious. So now we ask you, what would you wish for if you had summoned an 8” demon capable of making it come true (and then turn it into the aforementioned poop)… Quick suggestion, probably avoid getting your drunk dad his pilot job back right out of the gate… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our tradition of letting listeners vote on the first movie of the year for us has once again led to the most obvious choice: more kinder trauma! If you're a millenial and weren't homeschooled in the late 80s, you were scarred like the rest of us by the visual of Christopher Lloyd's eyeballs falling out in the family favorite WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988), and we're here to remind you about it. Welcome to the new year, try not to get dropped in a vat of caustic, toon-killing chemicals, ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know what's crazy? The fact that as of today, Willem Dafoe has now starred in not one, but TWO Nosferatu films. A24's retelling is now playing in theaters and so we decided now would be a perfect time to discuss a perfect movie about Count Orlock, SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000). You've got Dafoe as a vampire playing a vampire in a vampire silent film, and John Malkovich as the myopic director who doesn't mind a little murder here and there as long as his movie gets made. Is this the most quotable vampire movie of all time? We're here to argue that it is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Gather round, kids - we've got a heartwarming story for you about a Christmas long ago (1990) in a magical place called “Houston” where a detective on a mission encounters an alien with an arm-mounted drain snake to create space heroin to take back to his planet. There is also a gang called the White Boys (really!) who dress like finance bros who want to get their hands on that sweet, sweet space heroin too. And as a bonus, the alien has a killer flying CD attack. It's a lot to process, so sit back and let your uncles Matt, Scott and Kyle tell you all about DARK ANGEL, aka I COME IN PEACE! In the words of whoever greenlit this insane concept, “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” and we don't mean the stuff that falls from the sky when it's cold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a Friday the 13th in December, so grab your Santa hat and hockey mask because we're celebrating the holiday with one of the few remaining films from the franchise that hasn't been covered yet, the 1984 classic FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Spoiler alert, it was not the actual final chapter, nor does it occur on a Friday - this is actually Sunday the 15th but really who's counting? Time for some gratuitous “teen” nudity, Crispin Glover dancing, and some sweet, sweet Savini gore. Who's ready to go skinny dipping in Crystal Lake? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

December is an month chock FULL of kindertrauma, so what better way to kick it off than get lost in the fever dream Disney classic THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS (1980)? The trailer seemed to pop up on every 80s-era live action Disney VHS and scarred an entire generation of kids who are now all grown up and doing podcasts… Plus it's got Bette Davis in it! Kyle even went the extra mile and got the original sci-fi ending over to Matt and Scott so they could also enjoy how wild this film's first cut was before the studio wimped out. Name a stray dog after a missing girl's name backwards, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Imagine a new take on Frankenstein's Monster, but instead of it being a human… it's a dog. And instead of it being horror, it's almost pure comedy. Congrats, you've successfully pitched MAN'S BEST FRIEND (1993) to a cigar-smoking movie exec hopped up on enough nose candy to greenlight it! This is a very strange movie, and could only have been created in that golden age of horror between the end of second-wave slashers in the early 90s before SCREAM revitalized the genre. They were really scraping for ideas, so a Cujo-meets-Robocop was just the ticket apparently. That said, this movie is an absolute blast… as long as you've got your rabies shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why Full Moon didn't do a compilation called Short Movies For Short Monsters, we may never know, but if Chucky Band wants to get in on that IP, he has our number. And if he does come to his senses, we just know he'll kick off his comp with 1993's DOLLMAN VS. DEMONIC TOYS. Coming in at a diminutive 64 minute runtime, with at least half of the scenes pulled from DOLLMAN (1991), DEMONIC TOYS (1992) and BAD CHANNELS (1992), this is barely a feature film, but at least it doesn't overstay its welcome. Get down on our level and see what a foot-high alien cop does when a foul-mouthed baby doll tries to have its way with his girlfriend (also one foot tall). It's all very confusing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When it comes to deciding on titles, no killer yeti movie has ever gone quite as hard as 1974's SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED. Come on, that's bad ass, though the badassery more or less starts and ends at the title, leaving little imagination left for the actual movie it precedes. What follows is a lot of bad acting, a little bit of plot involving college students tracking down a yeti with their professor, and a final scene with more outdated racial stereotypes than you've seen all year (hopefully). This one is pure 70s schlock with a surprisingly famous song about popcorn tossed in for good measure. What else would you expect from us at this point? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For some people, Christmas season starts on November 1st, which is legitimately crazy but who are we to yuck Matt's yum? In honor of the coziest time of year when family is never far, we get familiar with 1988's guy-talks-to-mannequins classic PIN! This was first discussed in our Reddit Horror Club days, and it was high time it made an appearance on HMN. It's got enough sleaze to keep even Kyle happy, and Scott went the extra mile and read the book it was adapted from for this episode, so prepare for a double dose of childhood trauma. It's doctor's orders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Halloween, everybody! As in tradition at Horror Movie Night, we are discussing a kid-friendly horror movie with 2009's incredible stop-motion CORALINE. Beyond the wonderful story and truly creepy Other Mother, the technical prowess on display throughout this movie is just untouchable. Is this a perfect spooky season offering for the whole family? Let's use our button eyes to see! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's almost Halloween, and it's been a while since we discussed a Michael Myers movie, so why not tackle 1981's divisive sequel HALLOWEEN II? This fever dream (literally) of a slasher has some fun kills, Donald Pleasance doing the most, and the introduction of the head-scratching explanation that Laurie is actually Michael's baby sister from the beginning of the first movie. We never really get to move past that in the rest of the Halloween franchise, so we might as well get into on this week's episode. Also, look at how red the blood is in this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's finally happened… Scott's lost his head and has run off with the Pickety Witch to SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)! Celebrating 25 years of sort-of-kid-friendly head trauma, this delightful film is full of blood, humor, and a very problematic cast and director (not you, Christina Ricci, we still love you). Meet us at the Tree of the Dead and we'll promise not to chew off your tongues when we smooch… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we found our fourth and once we call the corners, we're gonna make ALL the boys love us! Kyle pulled a string or two and we had the great pleasure of discussing 1996's THE CRAFT with none other than its writer, Peter Filardi! Listen to hear what Peter's original ending for the film was, as well as learn about what he and Kyle have been working together on recently. It's a real October surprise this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's finally October, the best month of the year! How are we kicking things off, by watching a lot of gun violence, of course! That's right, we're discussing 2014's THE GUEST, which is the most Cannon Films movie that wasn't actually made by Cannon Films. Sure, there's a lot of guns, but there's also a huge Halloween 3 nod in the final act so it definitely qualifies as HMN fodder. Welcome to spooky season, never trust Dan Stevens with your Fireball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rounding out Listener Submitted Month is an infamous piece of British television history that was almost lost to time until some kind souls brought Mr. Pipes' broadcast seance back from the bin and released 1992's BBC switcharoo GHOSTWATCH once more! Your always-studious hosts take you through the planning and execution of television's greatest illusion (sorry David Copperfield), explaining why this tv movie takes the gold when it came to suspending disbelief upon its original airing. Prepare your best Cockney accent as we travel to foggy Londontown on this week's episode, guv'ner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're heating things up this Listener Submitted Month with a sexy slice of succubus - the absolute nuts NIGHT ANGEL (1990)! When Lilith is awoken from her millenia-long dirt nap, her first inclination is to get her freak on… and then make the cover of the most popular fashion mag in LA. Thus begins her reign of sticky terror and even baby-faced Doug Jones isn't safe from her horniness. Prepare to be fearoused this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener Submitted Month continues with some delightfully weird giant bug horror, 1987's confusingly-titled BLUE MONKEY! If you're in the mood for mantis kills and hapless entomologists, this one's for you. It's also got a group of sick children that really help move the plot along, for better or worse. Get sick with us on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Beetlejuice Beetlejuice now out in theaters we thought it'd be fun to re-release our episode on Beetlejuice from way back on Episode 200! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's September so you know what that means… Well, maybe you don't, so let us just go ahead and tell you it's LISTENER SUBMITTED MONTH YALL and we're kicking it off with something truly ridiculous - 1982's Roger Corman Alien ripoff FORBIDDEN WORLD! What better way to get the party started than to take our sexy spaceship to a sexy desert planet where we do sexy things with the sexy ladies while sexy space clarinet plays sexily? Oh, and everyone is getting eviscerated and/or turned into goop by a xenomorph from Temu. It's all very sexy, you'll see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guilt dragging you down? Feeling a bit buried in the day to day? Dying to visit Paris? Then come along as we descend into the Catacombs in search of redemption with 2014's AS ABOVE SO BELOW. While we don't do a ton of found footage on the show, this one works more often than most of its peers, likely due to the fact that it had an actual script instead of a bunch of non-actors running around swearing at each other. It also has some great Hell imagery you might not expect from a low-budget FF entry. Let's dig deep and face our demons together this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

School is back in session and boy does it suck! Our blood pressure is through the roof, do you know any way we could blow off some steam? Ok ok, enough vampire puns - we're discussing Tommy Lee Wallace's delightfully fun FRIGHT NIGHT PART II (1988) and just can't believe how little love this movie gets. Hopefully our appreciation for it rubs off on you and resurrects your desire to give it another viewing. And if it doesn't, well, guess we'll have to eat these roses all ourselves… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle sits down with Colby Holt (Co-Director/Writer) and Sam Probst (Co-Director/Editor) of the recently released queer horror film Ganymede, available on VOD now. We talk about the real-life horror of anti-queer rhetoric, what being a married co-directing couple is like, and hosting a premiere party with drag queen legends among many other things. Ganymede: After a small-town wrestling star develops a crush on an openly gay classmate, he is stalked by a grotesque creature that invades his thoughts as he navigates his feelings and struggles to live up to his legacy-obsessed family. Ganymede is now available on VOD.Instagram: @ganymede_movie@colbysaycheeseplease@samprobst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the eve of a new Alien sequel, we decide to check in on the franchise's first financial bomb, 1992's ALIEN3. Matt might have watched the nearly 2 hour theatrical cut, but Scott and Kyle went big with the “assembly cut” which comes out to a whopping 145 minute runtime and we can all safely say that neither had any reason for running longer than a tight 90. While this film is incredibly divisive amongst Alien fans, none of us have a xenodog in the fight, so we can be a bit more even-keeled in our review of a beautifully-shot but somewhat underwhelming scifi horror. Let's get spaced! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We'll admit, there are a lot of pointless and unnecessary remakes in the world. We will also admit that we're not particularly fond of the zombie genre to begin with, but all that said, we can ALSO admit that Tom Savini's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990) is pretty damn good! Beyond some of the specific changes made to the storyline, this seems like a pretty standard, run-of-the-mill remake. While it IS that, it's also got a ton of interesting history to be discussed, which we dig into in this episode. Did you catch the gravedigging joke there? Just wanted to make sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you know that there's more lurking in the briny deep than killer fish, octopi and alien crustaceans? Sometimes, there's also a seaside convent hiding demonic secrets and a lot of bad ADR, as exemplified by 1994's DARK WATERS. In a turn of events which surprised no one, Scott picked this Lovecraftian nunsploitation fever dream, replete with odd dialogue, chum-eating weirdos and an incredibly convoluted storyline. All that to say, it's perfect for the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You could say we're pretty thirsty this summer, seeing as how we can't get enough water…based horror movies, that is! We're heading back to the deep end with 1977's cephalopod spree TENTACLES. Of the JAWS ripoffs, this one is pretty entertaining, and certainly brings its own panache to the screen while remaining a bit of a time capsule in a loving way. Hope you like hugs, because these eight slimy arms are ready to squeeze you tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices