I Hate It Here!

The guys talk sports, except they dive in to the shadier side of sports, the parts that nobody really talks about; the parts that just go on to show why we hate it here.

The guys dive in to the new Brazilian insurrection, the inability for the GOP to lead itself, an also take a short dive in to Biden's short visit to the borderland; all contributing to the ever-growing list of reasons why we hate it here.

The boys talk about travel issues, mainly with Southwest (bastards). Is it the beginning of the end for Musk, Twitter and Tesla maybe even Andrew Tate? We can only hope.

The boys are in a Holiday spirit. What better way to celebrate than to complain about the cold, supporting theft of major chains, Trump NFT's, and Elon Musk, amongst other things.

The boys have been out for a minute. We are back, but unfortunately, we are missing a fellow comrade. Joseph and Eddie embark on a small memorial for David, that will definitely not serve the big guy any justice.

Joseph sits this one out, so David and Eddie go nuts. We talk sports, sports fans, movies, music- and how toxic masculinity invades not just those communities but every other aspect our lives. We make a plea for the parents out there... Let the kids be kids! And finally, we decide to present this episode, in the spirit of letting the kids be kids, completely unedited. That's right, we're giving this one to ya raw! Enjoy. And see ya soon! Please follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/ihih_podcast Like and follow, and share our clips with your friends!

Ran a little late on this one, but the wait is worth it! The boys discuss offensive Halloween costumes, why the market for nostalgia is a scam, and why Michael B. Jordan is always invited to the carne asada. Someone make a Julio Cesar Chavez movie, already! We talk about the student loan crisis and a bunch of dickhead Republicans who won't let us have nice things, even with another wave of COVID on the way. Joe poses a very important question about the federal government. We go over why fake news stories exist solely to hurt the marginalized, why Alex Jones can go fuck himself, and how Ted Cruz got a very big New York "Fuck you, pal." at a Yankees game. We're back at it, and better than ever! Join us!

In this episode we finally give credit to Dark Brandon for his movement on Marijuana. We discuss Abbott's immigration policy and its deadly effects on the troops. And finally, the uh... comforts of Guantanamo Bay, apparently? Come join us!

The guys take aim at the longest intro to a podcast episode, ever. Did we make it? The guys were always told to shoot for the asteroids, with the promise that even they'd miss they would land amongst the stars. The guys briefly talk about the oddly timed DART shuttle launch, and the Russian Conscription, amongst other things.

The boys are back and complain about technology, Brett Favre stealing from the poor, the terrible mismanagement of the migrant situation, and Donald Trump's poor babies.

We celebrate a birthday, and Donald Trump's pain. He knew better, he's been better, and the classics just aren't what they used to be. The Republican Party's future is basically just even more insane fascism. How Florida is the testing center for how shitty America can become under a GOP Presidency. Conservative brain rot and the cult appeal, and Donny's decline.

Oh, boy... How lucky is Nancy Pelosi with stonks, right? Insider Trading like a Girl Boss. The Boys talk Reagan's beginnings. We talk Unions and Airline Workers and Train Workers. Solidarity! The potential a strike with the freight commerce industry could have on the American capitalist system. We talk about Biden's speech and how he's right about these conspiracy driven conservatives, how American's can't handle any kind of media, and how we're all doomed unless it gets reigned in. And how the lunacy of those beliefs are just attempts at making friends, and finally, how the civil war may not look how you think it would look, and how it's already here.

We talk Buffalo Bills and the proper way to deal with a rapist on your team. We talk the myth of cancel culture, and the Biden fanfic the Right Wing media made that makes Joe Biden look like the coolest fucking president we've ever had. We talk Ted Cruz and him learning about his job. We talk student loan forgiveness, the Republican shitposting, and how the Democrats have no messaging even with all these wins, including how loan forgiveness might win over young conservatives as well. We talk about a nice old lady who has the perfect message for Dems to run on. Joe Manchin gets giddy for a pen, and conservatives get antsy hoping Russia will invade America... for America?

Marjorie Taylor Greene has decided to wage a war against trans and gay kids, and it's inspired a grotesque hatred of our queer comrades everywhere. This is all part of the GOP push for charter schools over public schools to exclude people they hate, and why we must not stand for it at all, because it carries the beginning notes of a genocide. The depressing reality of living in America. We discuss more of the Deshaun Watson saga and some NFL bullshit. Lauren Boebert flexes her comedy chops, while her husband flexes his rage. Our terrible handling of, now, TWO pandemics. We share our hopes for the future, the traditions of the past, and debate what these "once in a lifetime" things are gonna cost us. We cover it all in this episode! Side note. We want our queer listeners across the board to know that we love and support you and wish you the best. Please support the Trevor Project if you can.

Oh boy. Spokane news, Deshaun Watson, and the weak ass punishment the NFL finally handed down. Crooked judges, and the long wait for justice, and how that factors into what it costs to finally get it. Conspiracy theorists, and how the people who make them up and believe in them are responsible for their blatant terrorism. We talk how America went from embracing science to being terrified of it, the hatred it breeds, and how Christian Nationalism is turning America into Salem circa 1600. The grift that is a "moderate" democrat. And how the apocalypse comes in waves... beginning with the robots.

This week we talk Beto and his campaign heating up, how him standing up to jerks in audience needs to translate to jerks in congress, and campaign music of course. We talk the insurrection, the FBI raid, the effects of that raid, including lunatic responses and blatant right wing hypocrisy. We talk martyrs, old viruses and new vulnerability, and how the mistakes Big Party Dems made then may be funny now, even if the consequences of them aren't.

We discuss Breonna Taylor, the wild conspiracy we all may have missed, and the hopes that it'll get the coverage it deserves. We also talk Trump, Mar-A-Lago Raids, classified documents, and how believing he's sold us out isn't so far fetched. And why the NFL must set a precedent, not just for football, but for all sports.

We talk the Trump Nixon parallel and how Social Media would have made Nixon a celebrity instead of pariah. Why the liberal analogy of Trump and World War 2 Nazi Germany aren't as flattering as they think, why the IRA Bill doesn't go far enough and the American Crises. And finally our homelessness epidemic, and why it's a cultural issue before it's an economic one.

This week we talk Alex Jones and the first settlement of many he'll have to pay up for, a possible replacement job given his appetite, and the fact that there's really big money, in really bad politics. We discuss the NFL, their inability to hide away from this one, and why it's time for more than superficial change. A heinous conspiracy, and the end of the world are up for debate.

Terrible leftist jokes! Racist laws! Conservative bias! White Supremacy! We also talk about forgotten coups, assassinations, and the willingness to overthrow a government leaning even slightly left, including our own. How conspiracy theorists are so quick to believe in what ISN'T there, and a toast to a very special conspiracy theorist...

This episode is all about how we sorta feel bad for Shabibo, even if he is an asshole. The return of Jon Stewart to own the folks down at Newsmax as he tackles the even older problem of Republican corruption and hypocrisy. How streaming is killing more than just entertainment, if it's even worth reaching out into the Conservative Infotainment void, and the former president and his... weird... just listen in!

The Boys talk inflation, its effect on small business and big families, and alternatives to shopping we wish we could employ. We talk conservatives, whether or not the constitution actually matters to their beliefs, and how the greatest American export is rotting brains and nonsense politics. Finally, we cap it all off by shit talking Shabibo. Join us!

The boys talk corporate cities and the wastelands in between. We talk Joe Biden and COVID, Trump and the sixth, and what really is insider trading anyway?

This week, we discuss the Roe v Wade decision, the indecisiveness of Democrats, the downright fascism of the GOP, and a host of other issues that seem to be plaguing our country and once again confirming- that we hate it here.

Eddie sits this one out, but Joseph and David discuss Roe v Wade, and the incoming Christo-Fascist US of A. The end of the Electorate, useless Democrats, Fascist Republicans, and how the only thing more deafening than Bernie Sanders yelling, is Joe Biden's silence.

This episode starts off with a banger impression of David by Eddie. Then we talk about the fragile supply chain not just in America, but the world over. The gas shortage in the UK. How much longer before the supply chain snaps, how we know how to solve it, how we can solve it, and why they won't solve it. We talk about how fixing our problems would mean the oligarchs would have to confront the lies they've levied against us. And finally, why America is so willing to let it's children starve. 

We think the time for housing rights is right Mao, we talk about the view and Meghan McCain. Oh! And let's not forget, Meghan McCain's dead dad. (We tried to forget, she won't let us) The maybe not so triumphant return of Jon Stewart, the Senate pulling a Tarantino and Killing Bills, and how Republicans know the Dems are spineless, and why that makes them shameless.

Oh, boy! Climate change is an issue we can all afford to wait to do something about, or at least that's how congress tells it. Manchin wants to kill the Democrats in the midterms before blaming Republicans for not passing that bill he won't sign off on. COVID is still rampant, Border Patrol is still out of control, Climate Change is still destroying our infrastructure, but the blue no matter who guy is president so I guess it doesn't matter anymore. And finally, come on AOC, support your local bodega! This week on I Hate It Here!

Oh, boy. What a week... or two. We're back! And today we're talking about the Texas Abortion bill, how capitalism will inevitably try to profit from supporting or condemning it. COVID and sports and the upcoming toll it will take on our country. Joe Rogan and Ivermectin, the lack of infrastructure, and we get curious about how crazy Alex Jones really is.

What a week! We talk Afghanistan, wasted cash, a pandemic with no healthcare, and how that's a lesson the US isn't willing to learn. We also dig into Radio, Joe Biden's half ass apology, the conservatives open embrace of right wing terrorism- looking at you, Mo Brooks- and the things we would buy if we had US War Money. It's still infrastructure week, this week, on I Hate It Here.

It's infrastructure week, baby! Wait... in... Afghanistan? That's right! These congress people couldn't get you 3.5 trillion over a decade to help your lives get better, but they DID give several trillion to the Taliban over 20 years! War is the greatest transfer of wealth. We discuss Afghanistan, why George Bush is escaping criticism for it, and how we still can't get a bill passed for our own country. Next week is infrastructure week! We... we hope.

This week we talk David's internet (late episode), COVID and its devastating effects. The even more devastating effects of misinformation in the COVID world. It's pretty much all COVID and the crazy that keeps it going around. Oh! And how it turns out a certain band won't do it all for the... Come hang out with us in this week's super sick episode.

Joseph is making his big move up North and we're hella proud of our dude so we named the episode for him! The episode however, is almost all COVID, baby! A whole bunch of sports, the impact these players have on the American culture, and why this Fall may be one of the worst in America's history. Joseph is back next week! Until then, enjoy Eddie and David contemplating the inevitable trifecta of sports, meeting a double dose of bad decisions- playoff baseball, college football, and professional football- unlimited capacity stadiums, and one hell of a virus.

It could be David's allergies, or Joseph moving, or Eddie trying to get us cancelled... but either way, it found us... the Doomer episode. There's no good news here. But along the way we did talk about Texas, America, the growing move toward a White Supremacist Fascist state, the former president, and a theory about Jared Kushner and Qatar somehow being a part of the Gold Cup. Excuse David's voice, and the overall gloom. We promise things will be better next week! Maybe... what a world!

From fashion and haircuts to media and cultures, the Right needs to stop co-opting stuff they don't understand. The boys talk Cuba, this new color Revolution, and America's role in it, be it directly or indirectly. We also talk about our country's terrible record with coups and the devastating effects our country has left behind. We talk about how America's supply chains are failing, and what means if the GOP takes power. How the ineptitude of the Dems will help them take it, and how the upcoming elections isn't looking good for us. Finally, a labor movement not like anything seen in 100 years, CPAC, and the formula for why the future looks so grim...

Let's talk climate change! The ocean is on fire! We discuss the Dem plans to address it since Republicans insist it doesn't exist. The prospect of Democrats killing progressive votes even if it costs them an election. How the Russian involvement in our election has allowed for either side to place blame where they lie in a new era of McCarthyism. Rudy Giuliani being terrible at doing crime, the insanity of the My Pillow Guy, America's preparation for Civil War, and the all American cult. Finally, we discuss CRT and why we need it, and why racists should just be racists and stop hiding behind their ambiguity. What a week!

The guys celebrate the anniversary of an infamous soccer moment. Then we discuss infrastructure, a lot of it, and why the US needs it. Why America is a third world country, suggestions for the name of this episode, and maybe why we shouldn't have memed our way through the conservatives having a crisis. The GOP is a cult of identity and nothing more. This week on I Hate It Here.

We talk the Spineless dems, the reluctance to anything about... well... anything! There's a lot of speechless moments in this one, y'all. From Obama standing by Manchin and Bernie blocking infrastructure to Amazon literally throwing things away, it doesn't seem like it can get worse. But it does, Q Anon moves the goal posts again, and maintains their addled base, and the best the government can offer during Pride month is the same thing they offered during Black History month- pandering. We also talk football, Tom Brady, and how Battinson ain't happy about Bruce Wayne's parents being modeled after actual billionaires. A day late, but still great! Join us!

We talk Joe Manchin, how nothing is changing under Biden, and how Merrick Garland protecting the DoJ means protecting Trump. We find out how to pronounce Psaki, talk spineless Democrats, and discuss Kamala's Trump speech. Then we ponder what life would be like if we ever make it big, what merch we'd offer, the new "progressive" era of propaganda, and Delta 8... Oh right... and Macron getting slapped!

A day late, but super great! We're back. David's still a little sick, but it didn't stop him from talking shit. The boys talk the absurdity of grunts becoming language, the insurrection, and how Trump can't keep getting away with it... right?? They also talk more Batman, Andrew Yang, and the future of the most furious of car movie franchises.

In this episode Eddie and Joseph make dumb assumptions about America's greatest superhero. (David writes these descriptions) The boys talk Batman, The Insurrection, and Israel. And why the lesser of two evils is still evil.

In this episode we discuss billionaires, baby! Elon Musk, SNL, Bezos, Gates, Bransen, what it really takes to be a genius in today's world. We also discuss their impact, their perception, and the American public's obsession with dudes who have money. Eddie puts on his best radio voice, and we announce a special upcoming episode!

This episode we discuss Prager U, it's effect on conservatives for generations, and how they indoctrinate children with purpose for 25 bucks a year. We also talk about the tendency for conservatives to sway towards conspiracy theories, the effect of them, how they've changed over the years, and of course... if Tim Burton directed Batman...

We discuss David Grossman, and how everywhere he goes- police murder follows. We talk about Pat Tillman, the Floyd verdict, and how transplants ruin Texas with pseudoscience.

David, Joseph, and Eddie talk about the Floyd trial, Minnesota's occupation, the OTHER impending Mortal Combat- with a C, and the endless cycle of nothing happening, but happening over and over again. We also talk concert options and sound like old men yelling at clouds. Tune in!

Mass shootings? A president telling you there's no justification for looting while they try to justify a senseless murder by police of yet another unarmed black man? Florida Republicans embroiled in a sex trafficking scandal? Leftist infighting? Neo-Liberal platitudes? So many shootings we're losing track of them? America's back, baby! So is Eddie! This week on I Hate It Here.

Ron Watkins gives it all away on accident, Matt Gaetz becomes pizzagaetz and we take a look at all how the left targets AOC like it's a form of praxis. We're bitter in this one. Drinking game- have a drink every time David says "shut the fuck up". Eddie missed out on this one again, but we promise he'll be back soon.

Oh boy. Steve Daines really wants American meth back, we talk about it. We talk about record labels, the manufactured Mexico problem, the actual problem, and the solution everyone ignores, and of course... cancelling cancel culture. Eddie sits this one out. But he'll be back soon! Join us!

This week the boys discuss Michael Flynn professing his guilt, Madison Cawthorne doing... we don't know what. We discuss the deflection of the GOP for their culture war, and covering up Trump's sickly look, what the government should do vs what it does do, and why we need at least one more relief bill, but a big one.

We discuss real Roman Emperor vibes in this one, Dems who wanna reach across the aisle but not stay in their lane, a lackluster Biden response, the merging of conspiracies, and some hot topics we know nothing about.

Eddie joins us this week to talk about CPAC, Golden Trump, dumb politics, and Ted's rally cry for freedom. We also talk reaching across the aisle, bad movie decisions, wild card candidates, and bad news for Texas. Stay safe out there.