In Conclusion: A Movie Podcast!

Haven't summer camps just gotten too soft? That's what Dracula thinks, and isn't he the authority on what children should be doing? That's right, this week Dan and Anna raise a precocious child while watching Hotel Transylvania 2! Is he a vampire? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Of course, the best time to visit Transylvania is... mid-April! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to Europe to meet up with Adam Sandler, Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg, and all of Adam Sandler's friends to watch Hotel Transylvania! Is it a scary good time? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Welp, looks like we've got our first In Conclusion Lost Episode! Due to a recording malfunction, Dan and Anna's incredible conversation about Anora was lost to the ether. So instead, enjoy just Dan talking briefly! It's really difficult to do that, be we believe in you!

Aw shiz, no one mourns the Wicked? That's right, this week Dan and Anna follow the yellow brick road (is that the color that it's supposed to be?) straight to the magical Emerald City to experience Wicked Part 1! Is half of a story told over the length of an entire broadway musical worth it? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're off to see the wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! That's right, this week Dan and Anna hop aboard their trusty tornado to travel to Munchkinland and watch The Wizard of Oz! Is it the classic that it's cracked up to be? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

How goofy are we going to get? EXTREMELY GOOFY. That's right, this week Dan and Anna head off to college, join the X games, and reconnect with their dads as they watch An Extremely Goofy Movie! Is it as extreme as it claims to be? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's not just a movie... it's a Goofy Movie! That's right, this week Dan and Anna go on a road trip with Max and... Goof I guess... Goofy as they watch A Goofy Movie! Is it the father son bonding experience that Dan and Anna have always been craving? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's the 2024 In Conclusion Christmas Special, and we're coming at you with some real hot slop! That's right, this week Alex Langosch rejoins Dan and Anna with another certified club classic - the twin CGI "films" The Christmas Light and The Christmas Brigade! Grab your hamburger puns, we're about to get frosty (I promise that makes sense if you watch the movies). NOTE: This episode was recorded using backup audio equipment, and we apologize for any sound quality errors. If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Do you think that your neighbors are nosey? Take a look at the freaks in this neighborhood! That's right, this week Dan and Anna try to just take the year off with Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis in Christmas With the Kranks! Do they get to take their cruise? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're going back to Hawaii, and it's gonna be way less cool this time! That's right, this week Dan and Anna trade the slopes for the... uh... dirt piles in the Disney Channel Original Movie Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board! Is it a tsunami of fun? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're trading the surf for the slopes, baby! That's right, this week Dan and Anna move from Hawaii to Vermont as they watch Johnny Tsunami! Does it hold up? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Getting it in right under the wire - Happy Halloween! Go to a neighborhood where all the adults collude to give one specific child rocks on Halloween. If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

This movie sucks! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's spooky season! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel with Keanu Reeves to Transylvania, where Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder are busting it down Vampire Style in Bram Stoker's Dracula! It's not Megalopolis, but Francis Ford Coppola certainly went back to the club with this one. Did he? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Jaden Smith is here, and he's going to China! That's right, this week Dan and Anna wrap up their Karate Kid journey with the 2010 Jackie Chan/Jaden Smith Karate Kid! Is it actually about Kung-Fu? Yes! Does that matter? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Are you a fan of Daniel LaRusso? Los Angeles? The relationships from the previous movies? TOO BAD! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to Boston with Hillary Swank to watch The Next Karate Kid! Is it a good time? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

When you want revenge, who better to outsource it to than your toxic waste-dumping millionaire friend? That's right, this week Dan and Anna go back to Reseda and the All Valley Karate Tournament to watch The Karate Kid Part 3! Do they win with another illegal crane kick to the head? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Two Karate Kids? In this economy? That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to Okinawa to watch The Karate Kid 2! Does it live up to the lofty expectations set by the first installment? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're going to Encino baby! That's right, this week Dan and Anna learn how to wax on, wax off, and wax poetic about the ways of the Cobra Kai dojo when they watch The Karate Kid! Do they learn how to paint the fence? Sand the floor? Sweep the leg? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're going abroad! That's right, this week Dan and Anna swoon over Chris Pine and Anne Hathaway (and Julie Andrews) in The Princess Diaries 2! Does it live up to the first one? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Where there hathawill, there Hathaway. That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to San Francisco by way of Genovia to learn how to become a princess in The Princess Diaries! Do they get makeovers? Do they get revenge on Mandy Moore? Is Julie Andrews upset with them? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's over! It's down under! That's right, this week Dan and Anna take one last ride with the Barden Bellas as they ditch Ben Platt and Skylar Astin and become... spies? I don't know. Is it a good time? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

We're going to Europe! We're going to sing with Snoop Dogg! We're hoping that Hailee Steinfeld is the future of this franchise! That's right, this week Dan and Anna get their acapella on once again with Pitch Perfect 2! Is it a sequel that lives up to it's predecessor? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Aca-scuse me?! That's right, this week Dan and Anna tryout for the the Barden Bellas when they talk about Pitch Perfect! Does Anna Kendrick's performance still hold up? Does Anna have a crush on Ben Platt? Does any of this matter? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's murder on the dance floor, but you better not drink the bathwater! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to England to get rich and do crimes in Saltburn! Was it a good time? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to France with Matt Damon, Jude Law, Miss Goop (Gwyneth Paltrow), and Cate Blanchett to watch The Talented Mr. Ripley! Does it rip? Tune into find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

That's right! This week Dan, Anna, and special guest Ian Schrank travel back in time to early Hollywood with Babylon! Does Damian Chazelle still have the juice? Does Margot Robbie dance her life away? Is Brad Pitt alive? Tune into find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

This isn't a joke - La La Land, you've won best picture (at least on In Conclusion this week). That's right, this week Dan, Anna, and special guest Paula Tews travel to Los Angeles (well at least Anna does) to sing and dance and act and most importantly: JAZZ! Does it all work out in the end? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Get out your drum kits and abusive mentor figures, it's time to play some jazz! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to New York's finest music conservatory to watch Damian Chazelle's Whiplash! Miles Teller? Cutie. JK Simmons? Terrifying. Jazz? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

C'mon Barbie, let's go party! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to Barbieland with Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Greta Gerwig, and the rest of the gang to watch Barbie! Do they come away with an entirely changed perception of society? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks in a Disney movie that has an easily available sequel? That has to be easy to find online, right? Well... This week, Dan and Anna bring their dolls to life with Life-Size! Is it a good movie? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's back and... backer than ever! That's right, this week Dan and Anna (unfortunately for them) traveled back to Philadelphia to watch Mannequin 2! Did either of them wish for the sweet release of death multiple times throughout the film? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's the 80s, it's the 80s, everyone loves department stores! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel all the way from Ancient Egypt to 1987 Philadelphia to watch Kim Cattrall and Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin! Is it full of life, or stiff as a board? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to the Big Apple to chase after Macauley Culkin once again in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's the most wonderful time of the year... especially when a child has to resort to lethal tactics to protect himself from some dumb criminals! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to suburban Chicago to watch Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone! Did they enjoy it? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Well well, look who's inside again... That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel back in time to Greenwich Village with Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Justin Timberlake, and the Coen Brothers to watch Inside Llewyn Davis! Is life depressing? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

What happens when a bunch of himbos hatch a scheme? A bunch of dumb stuff! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to Washington D.C. to watch Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Frances McDormand, and John Malkovich in The Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading! Do they sell info to the Russians? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Someone call the Coen Brothers, there might have been a murder in Minnesota! That's right, this week Dan and Anna really let their midwest accents shine as they watch Fargo! How're ya doin? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

From the writer of No One Will Save You and the director of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, comes a movie that Dan and Anna have vastly differing opinions on! That's right, this week they tackle a young boy and a bunch of hot people with The Babysitter! Happy Halloween! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Top this? Top that? That's right, this week, it's Teen Witch! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's the same, but it's worse! Or is it better? That's right, this week Dan and Anna, unfortunately, go back to watch Tia and Tamara in Twitches Too! Did they enjoy it? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

They're twins, their witches, what does that make them? STARS OF A BAD MOVIE! That's right, this week Dan and Anna join Tia and Tamara to watch Twitches! It's... not good! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Say it with me now: RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to beautiful South Bend, Indiana (that's the first time those words have been used in that order) to see Sean Astin in Rudy! Did they enroll? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

Whoops we took a longer break than anticipated but anyways put the word out that we're back! That's right, this week Dan and Anna travel to the San Fernando Valley (Utah) to play some good ol' fashioned games of baseball with The Sandlot! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's bad! No two ways about it! Even Willem Dafoe can't save it! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

The film that dares ask the question: what if a city bus could average 50 miles an hour? That's right, this week Dan and Anna hop on board with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, and Dennis Hopper to watch Speed! Does the bus slow down? Tune in to find out! *apologies for the audio quality of this episode, there was a recording issue and re-recording episodes is sad! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

So long, farewell... to Elvis Presley? That's right, this week Dan and Anna get drafted into the army, travel to Ohio, and hang out with Dick Van Dyke as they watch Bye Bye Birdie! Do they get pinned? What does that mean? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

All about who? All About Eve! That's right, this week Dan and Anna stay in the 1950s to talk about everyone's favorite conniving little twerp, Eve Harrington! By the way, you should probably read up on how Bette Davis was as a person. Just a suggestion. If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's a movie explicitly set in Los Angeles, so you know Dan's just gonna fall head over heels for it. That's right, this week Dan and Anna get ready for their closeup with Sunset Boulevard! Did they like it? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

It's time to go to an island! That's right, this week Dan and Anna pack up with all their wealthy friends to go solve a murder by watching Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery! Is Daniel Craig basing his performance on Foghorn Leghorn? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion

That's right, we're back and better than ever! Or maybe we're not, but we'll never tell! That's right, this week Dan and Anna put on their sweaters and travel to Maine to watch Rian Johnson's Knives Out! There's been a murder! But who done it? Tune in to find out! If you would like to support In Conclusion, you can do so at patreon.com/InConclusion