Kristen Teaches Topher Sports

This week Kristen and Topher don't understand drugs, some cheerleaders get sassy in their practice teams and we all work out to eat more Oreos.       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Started running again.  Trying to start small. K: Week two of my fitness kick. STILL WORKING OUT. Weekly Sports Recap - Wes Welker suspended for popping molly (the drug, not some girl), Michael Sam given a chance with the Dallas Cowboys, AP Polls released after the first weekend of NCAA football Topher’s Tips - Don’t be the last guy in the room. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “practice squad” Justin or Jerk - Justin Bieber got arrested in Canada after crashing his ATV into a minivan driven by paparazzi and now faces charges of dangerous driving and assault.  Bieber was taken into custody Friday afternoon in Perth County, Ontario. Police say there was a physical altercation between Justin and a paparazzo in the minivan after they had the collision.  Justin was photographed riding the ATV with Selena Gomez Friday in Ontario near his father's home.  Police say Justin was released and will have to appear in court later this month.  He could have a bigger problem on his hands though -- Justin is on probation for 2 years after the egging case in L.A. So, it's possible this arrest could trigger a violation. Wedding of the Week - Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlburg or Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross? Sports Drama  - Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay just pled guilty to one misdemeanor count of operating a vehicle while intoxicated ... stemming from a March arrest. 55-year-old Irsay appeared in court Tuesday morning in Indianapolis -- where he was sentenced to 1 year probation and will be subjected to court-ordered drug tests. The NFL has dropped the hammer on Irsay, suspending him six games and fining him $500,000 -- the maximum dollar amount permitted for violating the league's personal conduct policy. Manny Pacquiao is following 50 Cent and Nelly's lead -- bashing Floyd Mayweather for his apparent lack of formal education.  Manny was doing an interview with NJ.com when he started going off on the boxing champ.  "I think I finally understand him ... what he says ... how he acts ... and I don’t like it.”  "But what l learned and heard from him, well, I realize why he is like that. I understand sometimes when the people are not educated they just talk to talk. He sets a very bad example."   Mayweather's erudition has been under attack lately -- with 50 claiming the fighter can't read and Nelly trashing him for allegedly failing to graduate high school.  Floyd has been mostly silent about the attacks -- but his father went off on his behalf ... calling 50 (and everyone else ripping his son's education) as "player haters." CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week Kristen works out FOUR DAYS IN A ROW, Justin Beiber assults someone and Swaggy P is a not a real name.           8/26/14 Show - EPISODE TWENTY TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Shot a sketch with confectioners sugar in my hair. K: back at work! Oh, and on a workout kick. Any tips? Weekly Sports Recap - COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF! Let’s discuss this week’s matchups, shall we? Plus, Michael Sam sacked Johnny Manziel and the internet exploded. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Sarkisian” Justin or Jerk - Justin Bieber is under investigation for attempted robbery -- for lunging at a fan at an arcade and sports bar, attempting to get the guy's cell phone.  Justin and Selena Gomez were at Dave & Buster's Monday night when a fan started taking cell phone pics and video of the two. Law enforcement sources say ... Justin lunged at the guy ... in an attempt to take his cell phone and presumably erase the pics and video.  Justin's security held him back and he never made contact with the fan.  Police were called but before they arrived Justin booked it out of there.  Law enforcement sources say the fan wants to press charges and Justin is being investigated ... and the possible crimes are attempted battery, attempted theft (stealing the pics) and attempted robbery (grabbing the camera in an attempt to permanently deprive the fan of the pics and video).  Justin could be in big trouble, because he's on probation in the egging case and violating the law could trigger a probation violation which could land him in jail. Fancy Fella’ of the Week - Nick Young AKA Swaggy P with Iggy at the VMA’s Sports Drama  - Former NFL superstar Albert Haynesworth dumped a bucket of ice cold water on a transient who posted up in front of his burger joint ... after the guy allegedly harassed several female patrons.  Haynesworth -- who famously signed a $100 million contract with the Redskins in 2009 -- now owns the BurgerFi restaurant in Knoxville, TN. Haynesworth noticed a homeless man set up camp in restaurant's underground parking garage and called police to escort him off the property, but the guy came back and began harassing Haynesworth's patrons.  "He swung at some girls.The guy was running off customers."  So Albert decided to take matters into his own hands -- "I gave him the ice bucket challenge!"  Albert says he took a bucket of water from the ice cream machine and doused the guy ... hoping it would send a message that he wasn't welcome on the property.  "I don't usually care [about homeless people on the property] as long as they don't mess with people and sometimes we’ll make them food when they come up to the front and give out forks and napkins to the customers." She already swam from Cuba to Florida ... and now super athlete Diana Nyad tells has a brand new goal -- she wants to pull a Forrest Gump and trek across the USA by foot!!  Nyad was out in L.A. on Monday where she's getting ready to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of her historic swim -- when she told us all about her big plans. "I just decided ... two years from now, I'm going to walk across America ... and get 1 million people to do it with me!"  And what's her motivation? Diana says she wants to whip America's fat asses into shape!!! CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at:   (323) 790-6175  

This week, Kristen talks a lot about Power Rangers, Topher gets glasses and all of this was brought to you by the letter N.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Just posted the monologue from our thid show on YouTube:  http://youtu.be/B01mZnqH3OI K: I’ve been on vacation...for the last 3 weeks. Don’t hate me. Weekly Sports Recap - Johnny Manziel flips the bird to the Redskins, Coach Marrone halts Bills’ practice due to fighting, FSU and ‘Bama top preseason polls Topher’s Tips: Don’t get transition glasses. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “power rankings” Better or Worse? ALS Ice Bucket Winner of the Week - LeBron James or Roger Goodell? Sports Drama  - Muhammad Ali’s Grandson and Snoop Dogg’s son are teammates on the varsity football team  They're both gonna be rooting for the Vegas-area school (considered the #1 football school in the country)  Bishop Gormon High School this year. U.S. Olympic hero Amy Van Dyken IS WALKING AGAINjust two months after severing her spinal cord in an ATV accident.  The gold medal winning swimmer was unable to move her legs after crashing an ATV in Arizona on June 6th but doctors have equipped her with an Indego exoskeleton and today she posted video taking her first steps.  Amy's situation was so bad, doctors told her there was a chance she could have died in the emergency surgery following the accident. Chicago Bears star Brandon Marshall is selling his MASSIVE Florida mansion.  The place is like a palace -- an 11,000 square ft. home on 2.5 acres in a private gated community in Southwest Ranches, FL.  It's got 6 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, a full size basketball court, movie theater, game room, office and an area for HORSES! Asking price -- $4.899 million. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, “Owner Emeritus,” and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Screwed Up Trip to Brazil K: Vacation - DECIDED! Weekly Sports Recap - Ray Rice suspended 2 NFL games for alleged domestic abuse incident; Stephen A. Smith suspended for a week from ESPN after his comments regarding the situation. Topher’s Tips: Destroy The Elderly Woman’s Email Topher’s Lingo Assist - “Owner Emeritus” NEW SEGMENT! Better or Worse? “So Yesterday” Star of the Week - Hilary Duff and estranged husband Mike Comrie (formerly of the NHL) were spotted dining together. Kristen met Hilary Duff backstage the night she met Justin Timberlake. Thus, a Hilary Duff story. Justin or Jerk - Here’s what we know: Orlando threw a punch at Justin last night, Justin ducked and screamed, “What’s up bitch?” Justin partied with Orlando's then-wife Miranda Kerr after a 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show in NYC and they got very  VERY close. in April of this year, Orlando was hanging out with Justin's on-and-off GF Selena Gomez. Justin threw gasoline on the fire by posting -- then quickly deleting -- a sexy pic of Miranda. Sports Drama  - The stepfather of Argentinian soccer player Carlos Tevez has been found -- and is in "good shape" -- after he was kidnapped in Tevez's home country ... with reports saying Carlos paid a ransom to get him back.  A lawyer for Carlos' family told media outlets in Argentina that the soccer player's stepfather was kidnapped early Tuesday and was held for 8 hours before he was returned. According to the BBC, Tevez's stepfather was driving his car about 19 miles outside of Buenos Aires when he was abducted by a group of men. There are reports out of Argentina that Carlos paid a ransom to get his stepfather back --  with some media outlets saying it was as low as $5k and as high as $400k -- but Carlos' lawyer has not confirmed if the reports are true. Carlos -- who plays for the Italian club team Juventus -- has been granted time off to be with his family in the wake of the incident. Arizona Cardinals linebacker John Abraham was arrested for DUI in Georgia. He was leaving the Pink Pony strip club -- AT 4PM --   cops say they saw a vehicle stopped in the middle of the road with Abraham asleep at the wheel. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week, our guest Gabe, argues for soccer, Jacoby Jones is in drag, and Kristen needs you to tell her where to go for vacation.         TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Today is Batman Day, so I’m leaving right after this to a Barnes and Noble. K: NBA Summer League in Vegas, VACATION COMING UP! Where to?! Weekly Sports Recap - NBA Summer League, Pat Bowlen steps down, 40(ish) DAYS ‘TIL COLLEGE FOOTBALL! Samantha and Christian Ponder have a baby Bowden. Topher’s Tips: Make love not war… and by that I mean clean your dishes faster in the summer or you’ll get gnats. Topher’s Lingo Assist - Training Camp Gabe Stoutmire Catches up up on FIFA - FOR REAL THIS TIME Ladies’ Man of the Week - Joel Embiid. Done with Kim K, now on to Rihanna. Sports Drama  - LeBron's people called the Baker Boulevard Decadent Cupcakes store a few days ago and ordered 840 cupcakes to send to neighbors to apologize for the media madness that consumed the neighborhood during his big NBA decision. We spoke to the owner Lakisha Williams who tells us ... the bill totaled $1,890 ... and HALF of the money will be donated to LeBron's "Wheels for Education" charity organization. In fact, Lakisha tells us ... the cupcakes James ordered (420 cherry cola and 420 chocolate chunk) were created specifically for Bron's foundation -- and a portion of the daily sales of those cupcakes are donated to charity as well. Leinart is clearly pissed about comment Dean Cain made to TMZ Sports. He said Johnny Manziel should be careful about running with the Hollywood crowd because he wouldn't want to end up out of the NFL like Matt Leinart. Now, Leinart has gone to Twitter to respond to Cain -- and it's clear he's pissed -- saying, "Put 7 years in, pretty sure that's 7 more than 99% of the world." Then came the personal shots at Dean "Some people should stick to their day job because they couldn't cut it!" He added, "Stick to being D list!" Have you heard about the Baltimore Ravens fan cruise to the Bahamas? Part of the entertainment was an adults-only "game show" ... which included a low-budget drag competition. That’s where Super Bowl hero Jacoby Jones being the good sport that he is -- put on his game face ... and an ill-fitting bra ... and strutted his stuff around the stage. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date.  Ouch.       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Put out a few sketch videos, my sister, brother-in-law and my nephew came in town. K: Weekly Sports Recap - Topher’s Tips: Juicing at 6am while a baby is sleeping is GUARANTEED to wake the baby. Topher’s Lingo Assist - Gabe Stoutmire Catches up up on FIFA ? of the Week - Sports Drama  - If you've got a spare $3.5 million laying around ... you gotta buy ladainian tomlinson's mansion ... it's for sale -- and it's unbelievable. The 13-acre property sits on two lots in an ultra-private community just outside of San Diego ... complete with 10,000 square feet of living space. But here's where it gets crazy ... the 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom mansion includes … -- A resort style pool with a ROPE BRIDGE and waterfalls private basketball court private golf area with sand trap wall aquarium wine cellar it sits up against the steep hill where LT used to train during his NFL career... oh, and also has a SECRET ROOM that's only accessible through a door behind a bookcase.  The bookcase opens up and leads to a private man-cave movie theater complete with stadium style seating and a '50s malt shop themed bar area. LT bought the home back in 2004 for $3.5 mil ... and it's listed for $3.495.  No word on where Tomlinson plans to move next ... but it can't be as cool as this place, right?!   The pornography website, Pornhub has asked its users to stop uploading Brazil Vs Germany highlights to their site as ‘Public Humiliation.’ One of the most famous shake joints in the country is offering Carmelo Anthony FREE LAP DANCES FOR LIFE ... if he re-signs with the NY Knicks.  If Melo chooses to remain with the Knicks, they'll make it worth his while with the most sinful package of flesh pressing goodies ever. The Scores New York "Melo Love" package includes: -- Free lap dances for life. -- Judging  the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.) -- A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever. -- His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo. -- A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul."   CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin’ Baller."        TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Had our first show.  Ran the Gladiator Rock’N’Run. K: NBA Finals! San Antonio, then Miami, then home. Weekly Sports Recap - Spurs become NBA Champions, World Cup! (Anyone want to teach us both about soccer?) Topher’s Tips: When running in a gladiator run, TRAIN.   Topher’s Lingo Assist - FIFA Question Biebin’ Baller of the Week - Justin Bieber ballin’ in Topher’s neighborhood! Sports Drama  - The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has announced it will be CANCELLING six federal trademark registrations for the name "Washington Redskins" ... after ruling the name is disparaging to Native Americans. FYI -- trademark law prevents people from registering trademarks that "may disparage" individuals or groups. But don't go printing and selling your bootleg Redskins merch just yet -- the team will probably appeal ... and will maintain exclusive rights to the trademark until a federal court makes a ruling. A man in Michigan got busted for trying to throw a drug-stuffed football into a prison yard!  Authorities say the drug-ball(which also contained cell phones and other contraband) was meant to be thrown over a fence and into a yard for an inmate on the inside to pick up. But the pass fell short ... got stuck between two gates ... and the sorry excuse for a QB got busted. In an effort to shake their World Cup blues, the guys from Team England decided to gang up on their team masseuse for a birthday prank ...Daniel Sturridge, Joe Hart, Glenn Johnson and others decided to tie up team masseuse Paul Smalls at their practice facility in Brazil today to "honor" the guy on his 50th birthday. Once he was roped up, they carried Smalls over to an ice bath ... and dunked him into some freezing cold water.   CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at:   (323) 790-6175  

This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.         TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in the land of peaches, Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  Shot a few sketches for the new show, I may FINALLY see Spider Man 2 this weekend. K: Learns to surf…  In Los Angeles. Ha! (And in actual news, I ate 4 Papa John’s pizzas this week. No exaggeration. I watch a lot of basketball.) Weekly Sports Recap - the Los Angeles Clippers to potentially be sold; bids were taken today. Donald Sterling still fighting! Tiger Woods is out of the US Open. Oh, and Aaron Hernandez pleads “not guilty” to killing a bunch of people! Topher’s Tips: Don’t let anyone tell you who you are. Unless they’re like your life coach or something, cause then they’re just trying to guide you really. Topher’s Lingo Assist - NBA Finals Belieber of the Week - Carmelo Anthony plays ball with Justin Bieber! (Not a jerk.) Sports Drama  - Chicago Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford is under investigation by the LAPD after allegedly squirting a heckler in the face with a water bottle during Monday's Game 4 loss to the Kings . 27-year-old Kings fan Clark Wong filed a BATTERY report Monday night claiming he was "sprayed" by the hockey player at Staples Center. Wong says he was sitting behind the Blackhawks bench heckling Crawford  who allegedly whipped out a water bottle and blasted him right in the face. Wong says he believes the bottle was filled with backwash -- along with water -- and it has caused serious irritation to his eyes. Wong says he's going to a doctor to get his eyes checked. LAPD Media Relations spokesperson Sally Madera who tells us, "A battery report was taken and the incident is under investigation." Tuesday night 50 Cent may have thrown out the worst first pitch in MLB history. Shelly Sterling will accept offers this week to buy the Los Angeles Clippers  ... and a frontrunner is a group led by former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Shelly met with Ballmer Sunday at her Malibu home, and our sources say his group made "a very competitive offer."   Shelly and her lawyer Pierce O'Donnell have put the word out ... they'd like to make a deal THIS WEEK. We're told there are several other potential buyers in which Shelly is interested, including: -- Grant Hill Group (Hill is a former NBA star who teamed up with investment partners) -- Magic Johnson and the Guggenheim Partners (a financial company based in Chicago) -- Patrick Soon-Shiong (surgeon turned multi-billionaire businessman) -- David Geffen and Larry Ellison Our sources say Oprah Winfrey is no longer in the running. Donald has turned full control of the team over to Shelly and she is privately negotiating with Silver to allow her to sell the team on her terms.  The team could be worth upwards of $1.5 billion.   CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.           TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T:  I just finished my two week notice on my weekend job. So now Monday mornings won’t be a nightmare. K: Kristen decides to move to LA immediately. But also, work life is personal life during the NBA playoffs. Work, sleep, watch basketball, repeat. I don’t even have time to keep up with the Kardashians anymore. Weekly Sports Recap -. NBA Playoffs, Rookie Minicamp, Triple Crown Kristen plays: Figure Out the Punch Line! Sports Drama  - Quotes from Donald Sterling’s Interview with Anderson Cooper: -“What kind of a guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he catches HIV. Is that someone we want to respect and tell our kids about? I think he should be ashamed of himself. I think he should go into the background. But what does he do for the black people? He doesn’t do anything.” On Johnson's charitable contributions: “I spent millions on giving away and helping minorities. That’s one problem I have. Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people -- and some of the African-Americans, maybe I’ll get in trouble again, they don’t want to help anybody.” On whether or not he’s made similar remarks on other tapes: “I don’t know what [Stiviano] baited me to say.” When Cooper asked Sterling about former Clippers GM Elgin Baylor’s comments that Sterling had a “plantation mentality,” Sterling accused Cooper of being a racist: “I think you have more of a plantation mentality than I do, and I think you’re more of a racist than I am.” Donald Sterling has finally found a lawyer who will take his case ... and has fired off a letter to the NBA refusing to pay the $2.5 million fine and threatening to sue. Sterling has hired prominent antitrust litigator Maxwell Blecher, reportsSI.com, who has already sent the NBA a letter saying Sterling has done nothing wrong and that "no punishment is warranted." The report says the letter goes on to say that Sterling will not pay the $2.5 million fine the league levied on him, which is already past due. Sterling's lawyer, the report claims, says the embattled Los Angeles Clippers owner has not violated any article of the NBA constitution and argues that Sterling's "due process rights" have been violated by the NBA. It's the kinda thing that blew up in Dennis Rodman's face -- but WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas is throwing his name in the ring for a new wrestling gig ... in North Korea.The event -- announced Monday -- will be held August in Pyongyang, and although the lineup hasn't been revealed ... Atlas says he'd proudly lace up his boots for a match ... even though he's 70 YEARS OLD!  Tony, aka Mr. USA, sees it as his patriotic duty, telling us ..."If Mr. USA wins his match, the people of North Korea will have freedom from oppression ... and Mr. USA always fights for freedom and righteousness."  We doubt Kim Jong-un sees it that way.     CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at:   (323) 790-6175  

This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.         Show Script:       TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and in rainy Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives T: Chose the show line up for my new show in LA. K: Working non-stop as the playoffs tip off, also met Justin Timberlake Weekly Sports Recap -. NBA playoffs, Coach of the Year, Boston Marathon Topher’s Man Tips: If you’re a runner, don’t bring too many gadgets. At a certain point, it starts to look like you’re gearing up for battle. All you really need is shoes… and maybe shorts. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “flagrant foul” The Nerd Quiz Shoulda-woulda-coulda Bieber Beater of the week - Keyshawn Johnson arrested for domestic violence after grabbing his girlfriend’s phone and smashing it to the ground Sports Drama  - University of New Mexico running back Crusoe Gongbay has been arrested on suspicion of rape in Albuquerque. Gongbay -- who's battling for the starting Running Back job next season -- is accused of sexually assaulting a UNM student on April 13th. She claims 2 other men may have also been involved. Investigators say the accuser underwent evaluation from the Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner Unit -- and the evidence was sent to the state crime lab for processing and the results from the crime lab are not back yet. UNM head coach Bob Davie issued a statement saying Gongbay has been suspended from the UNM football team "due to the obvious serious nature of these charges." Delino DeShields Jr. -- the minor leaguer who became an Internet sensation after being hit in the face with a 90mph fastball says he's well on the road to recovery thanks to a strict liquid diet. Little backstory -- DeShields Jr, son of former MLB stud Delino DeShields, suffered a broken left cheek bone while playing for the Houston Astros Double-A team on Friday night. Apparently, he’s only drinking muscle milk and he’s regaining feeling in his face. He says that heI could've played the day after, but his team is being extra cautious. It will be a couple of weeks. For the first time in 31 years, an American won the Boston Marathon.  San Diego native just destroyed the competition at the Boston Marathon -- becoming the first man from the U.S. of A. to win the race since 1983.  Meb Keflezighi, 38, crossed the finish line with an unofficial time of 2:08:37.  In 2009, Keflezighi won the New York City Marathon ... and became the first American to win that since 1982.  Kenyan Rita Jeptoo snagged the win in the women's division with a time of 2:18:57 -- a course record. It's her 2nd straight win. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes Check us out on Twitter: @KTeachesTSports or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175

This week Topher runs tech for a show where Blake Griffin reads the script of Space Jam, Kristen meets Snoop Dog and doesn't run, and we discover who the perfect man and woman are.     TOPHER:  Welcome to Kristen Teaches Topher Sports.  This is the show for people who want to learn about sports, for guys who wanna hear Kristen talk, and for people who want to make fun of me.     My name is Topher Harless and I’m in a sunny Los Angeles.   KRISTEN:  and it’s still cold here! in Atlanta Georgia, I’m Kristen Ledlow.   Recap of our personal lives Last podcast was Feb 8th Gladiator RockNRun - Talk About Autism - TopherHarless.com All-Star Weekend - hanging with Snoop, unafraid Weekly Sports Recap - NBA Playoffs tip off next week, NCAA athletes can receive unlimited meals and snacks now, Bubba Watson wins The Masters (and went to Waffle House and ordered a grilled cheese and hash browns afterward). Topher’s Man Tips:  It’s fine to shave, but remember after your shave. Otherwise vinegar will get on your face and you may end up whining all day and that’s not manly. Topher’s Lingo Assist - “playoff berth” Justin or Jerk - Nothing bad has happened this week except him getting back with Selena Gomez.  However, did you see the deposition video where you see the true Justin?  I think America is getting wise to him.  They’re not letting him into clubs. Pop Inspiration Athlete of the week - George Brett meets Lorde after inspiring “Royals” Sports Drama  - Two college football stars -- both expected to be selected in the upcoming NFL Draft -- are wanted for questioning by the NYPD in connection to an alleged attack at an NYC nightclub. Officials have confirmed ... 22-year-old Victor Hampton and 22-year-old Kelcy Quarles are "wanted for questioning at the very least" regarding an incident at Greenhouse nightclub on April 11.  Both players were standouts at the University of South Carolina and have been projected to be 2nd or 3rd round draft picks. As for the incident, sources say there was a fight in the VIP section of the club involving a club promoter -- who was allegedly attacked by 3 men and suffered "extensive facial injuries."  So far, no arrests have been made and the NYPD tells us the investigation is ongoing. Aldon Smith's bomb arrest in L.A. could cost him in his felony gun case in Northern California . Back in 2013 Smith was charged with illegal possession of an assault weapon. Smith has already pled not guilty to the charge. Now, officials tell us Smith's arrest in L.A. for allegedly making false bomb threats at LAX this weekend could impact that case. If Smith is charged with a crime in L.A., prosecutors in Santa Clara could move to significantly increase Smith's bail based on him being a danger to society.  His bail is currently set at $50k.  Smith is facing up to 4 years and 4 months in county jail if convicted of the gun charge. Aaron Hernandez is being investigated for allegedly threatening to shoot and kill a guard at Bristol County Jail late last year.  Investigators recently met with an ex-inmate who was locked up near Hernandez at BCJ to discuss a 2013 incident between the former New England Patriots tight end and a correctional officer. During the questioning ... investigators asked if Hernandez had threatened to kill the guard -- who blew the whistle on Aaron when he was trying to deviously score extra food inside the joint. CONTACT US! Rate us on iTunes KristenTeachesTopherSports.com or leave us a voice mail at: (323) 790-6175 https://twitter.com/KTeachesTSports https://www.facebook.com/KristenTeachesTopherSports   KristenTeachesTopherSports@gmail.com  

This week, Thiago Silva pulls a gun on his wife, Manny Pacquiáo eats a baby duck and Kristen gets caught in a snow storm.

It's the battle of the century.  Justin Beiber was caught drag racing while high as a kite and Kristen has no defence.  Justin is definitely an awful person.  Also, Topher is in Alabama and they are ALMOST on the same time zone.  

It's been a month, but we're back!  In this episode, Kristen and Topher weep over the Iron Bowl, Super Man is discussed in great detail and we find out about a great potential new coach.

This week, Topher makes a plea to people living near Nick Saban's wife, Kristen explains fantasy football, and Justin Beiber is a man whore.

This week, Topher can't convince Kristen that Justin Beiber isn't an awful person, Cristiano Ronaldo is happy that little boys are are sending him underwear photos, and the Giants actually won a game!

So, apparantly, Jason Collins has joined "Team Twerk," Kristen decides to talk about death to start out the show, and Topher is confused about how green shoes illustrate mental illness.

The USC Coach isn't allowed on the bus, Michael Jordan says he can beat LeBron James, and Topher doesn't understand penalties.  What a week...

Will Nick Saban leave Alabama?  If so, Topher may quit life.

Kristen tries to explain what a targeting penality is while Topher laughs at the name Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

The first episode starts with Topher not knowing who the Buffalo Bills are...  This isn't goint to be easy.