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After a brief hiatus we're back to talk about Sex and the City! Sam has her identity stolen, Charlotte encourages adult genital mutilation, Carrie hates it when Mr. Big checks out lower backs, and Miranda learns the plot of Moonstruck. Meanwhile we talk about the scam of hellofresh, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and drag culture. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Blue Moon by Frankie Sinatra

Carrie fights Mr. Big tooth and nail to leave his apartment, Charlotte believes there really is an elementary schooler in Baltimore named L-a, Samantha fumbles the bag because of ass, and Miranda dates a trans man and discovers first hand what that thing do. Meanwhile, between all that, obama bin laden strike again: we talk about seal team 6's twitch, New York's most racist museum, and Donald Trump's brief cameo. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Somebody Told Me by the Killers

We had a busy October and now we're back with Sex and the City! Carrie has the exact same drama with Mr. Big that she always has, Charlotte fucks a man with a 'role model,' Samantha has fucked every white man in Manhattan and has a crisis, and Miranda turns into Charlotte for just this episode. Meanwhile we discuss whether ugly-hot men exist, the pointlessness of hiring an interior decorator, and Chloe gives all of her wedding opinions. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Bad Penny by Big Black

We're back from vacation and talking about Sex and the City! We're getting into being clocked as cis by the McDonald's cashier, bizarre reality tv of the late 2000s, and double edged sword of watching porn with your sex partner. Meanwhile Carrie gets outed as a dumb bitch with bad taste because of her impossible vaginal issue, Miranda doesn't appreciate sharing the sexual spotlight with cinema, Samantha discovers that her trainer is sleeping with other women in the gayest way, and Charlotte baits the gays in the most unconvincing way possible. I did fix the audio issues for the episode but our young dog woke up during recording and wanted to play so you can hear him and the other dog throughout the episode, sorry. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is We Fell in Love in October by Girl in Red 

Chloe and I jump right into it talking about what squirt is made of, the benefits of being the town slut, and the politics of the term 'Gusano.' Also, Miranda has the funniest panic attack, Charlotte can't not get scammed, Samantha meets a dead man who is retconned into being a movie star, and Carrie has the most pitiful existential crisis. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is Somebody to Shove by Soul Asylum 

We're back at it after a little New Jersey-related COVID, talking about some sweet Sex and the City. We're out here talking Chloe's theory that slavery and foot fetishes are connected, the phenomenon of men telling other men to have first dates with women at pools, and our opinions on modern media that has "takes." Also Charlotte prevents a man from living his Mormon fantasy, Miranda gives a pussy ted talk, Samantha gets love bombed before that was even a thing, and Carrie gets caught looking busted in 4k. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Gold Digger by Kanye. 

We're back on our freak shit! Talking once again about Sex and the City. This time Carrie cannot stop having rancid takes like that freaks should be rounded up into one place, Samantha fattens up that sweet ass, Charlotte gets her oyster slurped up, and Miranda cannot stop tearing down her friends. We also discuss worst first dates, violence against god, and what the word 'freak' even means in a modern context. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and outro is Super Freak by Rick James

Have you ever thought to yourself "this women deserves to be emotionally abused?" Then this episode of Sex and the City is perfect for you! Carrie makes a woman's harrowing journey about herself and her ability to access cashmere, Charlotte buys the oldest puppy I've ever seen, Miranda learns the dos and don'ts of talking in the boudoir, and Samantha is forced to consider her coochie size. Also, we talk about trans frogs and dinosaurs; how close every psychologist is from just also being Jordan Peterson; and Chloe doesn't care about Helen Keller. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Rayes Lebled by El General 

Part 2! Me and Jack are still talking about A&E series God or the Girl! This time we discuss the sinister presence one old Italian priest can have, the importance of setting realistic goals, generational fears, and modern Catholic culture. Intro is Floods by Jars of Clay, interstitial is Aequilibrium by Andrey Vinogradov, and Outro is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly

I've been looking forward to putting this episode out for awhile now and I get to do it with my good friend Jack! In this glorious A&E series God or the Girl 4 young men set out on a journey to determine if they want to fuck bitches or chill with Catholic God. In this part 1 of 2 episodes Jack and I discuss whether you would get a cool brand in Hell, Italians getting to experience white privilege, and my impassioned plea to the church community to let me read the Golden Compass using my father's talking points. We also go over our respective Catholic expert credentials, whether a 30 something Catholic drinks his respect women juice while peeping thongs in Germany, and what an no pussy would do to an entire influencer house. Intro is Floods by Jars of Clay, interstitial is U Can't Hold No Groove if You Ain't Got No Pockets by Victor Wooten, and Outro is Holy Diver by Dio.

We're back at it! Season 2 starts with conversations about our recent trip to New York City, made famous by hit HBO series Sex and the City, which gangs our our 4 girls be in, and which vices are the WORST to be heady about. Also, ugly suits cause Carrie to hallucinate, Charlotte's love language is gift giving but her new bf's is Jazz, Samantha tries her hand at directing micropenis porn and voyeurism, and Miranda tests our ability to believe that she's straight. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

Hey yall, we're back with my most popular series! I'm with Scott again to talk about which Italian politicians aren't allowed to have opinions, worldbuilding, and what it's ACTUALLY like to be drunk. Please enjoy us having fun at the expense of an independent animator. Intro is Kill Bill by Big Boi, outro is What's your Fantasy by Ludacris

Hey! Which is for horses but grass is cheaper. Speaking of horses that's exactly what we're talking about in this episode of Equine Rewind, I watched the Irish movie Shergar. A film that not only shows the connection between orphan Kevin and the horse with the most bitches Shergar, but also displays the true magic of horses. Intro is Old Town Road (Remix) by Lil Nas X and Outro is Bottle of Smoke by the Pogues. Further reading on Nepravilnoye Tolkovaniye, Des Ordures, and ç'est quoi ce bordel

Last episode of the season! We did it! We talk about the funniest reasons to join a church, Chloe's experiences with micropenises, and how I once traumatized a woman at work. Also Carrie is addicted to meeting Mr. Big's mama, Samantha falls in love with a man with a little gherkin, Charlotte fights against her destiny, and Miranda gets mad that a dude is clean as fuck. Also we read a Candace Bushnell article about Summer in NYC so check that out! intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, outro is The Box originally by Roddy Ricch, and you can check out the article we read right here 

What do you do when you make a social blunder? A faux pas! Do you A. fuck off immediately and ghost B. re-evaluate your self worth or C. talk it out? This week we talk about my parents wasting money on a famous boxing match, are you allowed to bust nuts if you're a priest, and what do you call weebs for China? Also! Carrie shits her doodoo ass in front of Big and discovers voyeurism, Miranda's horny, Charlotte's pulling taffy, and Samantha becomes a volcel. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by Devo

We make the best of a boring episode where a pregnant lady almost pops her titties out and Carrie has the most boring pregnancy scare! We talk about how to tell how Catholic a family is, what is bad kid camp, and the emotional roller coasters young girls create with barbies. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and outro is Shayla by Blondie

A new record! Two episodes in a row we don't talk about 9/11! Instead we talk about whether or not Lena Dunham displays male manipulator tendencies, what we were doing during the 1/6 riot, and some advice on cooking a tomato sauce. Also, Carrie REFUSES to communicate in a healthy way, Charlotte has an addiction...to bustin fat ropes, and Samantha plays extreme home makeover Man Edition. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Deal with It by Ashnikko

You know the saying, three's a crowd so your favorite duo is here to check out the next episode of Sex and the City. This time we've got cringe things to do in Manhattan, how should someone lie to their wife, and how OVER Mr. Big's "charm" we are by this point. Also Charlotte's personal and sexual boundaries are being pushed...AGAIN, Samantha's a marriage counselor, Miranda's a lesbian, and Carrie becomes a weird purity Mormon. Come check it out! Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is 1, 2, 3 (U, Her, Me) by Rick James

Let's get into it! We're out here talking about how Al Qaeda got around zoning laws, which character is displaying male manipulator behavior (it's Miranda), and which series and subsequent fandom do I find more insufferable: Harry Potter or Dr. Who? Also Carrie and Mr. Big CANNOT communicate like healthy adults, but what's new. Have fun with this episode where I can't think of jokes fast enough and Chloe has an approximate knowledge of many things. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is WAP by Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion

Back in a big way with one of my favorite parts of hockey coming up in February! Let's talk about the history, format, and some criticisms of the All Star Game while also getting into Tampa's back to back ships; the Jack Eichel trade; and Connor McDavid's new record. Intro is Hockey by Rico Nasty, Interstitial is Hummin by Cannonball Adderley, and the Outro is Guerilla Radio by Rage against the MachineTW Sexual Assault 11:34-20:44https://slate.com/culture/2007/01/the-nhl-s-all-star-voting-disaster-a-slate-investigation.html

Just like a damn trigonometry test...there's mad tangents in this'n! We're talking about porn; we're relitigating Matthew Broderick's '87 Causing Death By Dangerous Driving charge; and we go through which enemies of America are the hottest both in their youth and during their respective revolutions. We also gotta go over a Sex and the City episode that mostly consists of 80s sitcom plots with an ugly dress driving the story. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is Sharia Law in the USA by The Kominas

Back by popular demand! We're coming in hot trying to determine an important question: do the writers of Sex and the City know what a prostitute is? It's hard to tell but my best guess is...no! Come check out the new episode where we talk about who is the most powerful woman in New York, how much French should you learn before traveling to Paris, and why do our gals keep running into the same hostess at a restaurant?! Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is Any Time, Any Place by Janet Jackson

What's a fella to do when he gets messages on Christmas, the Lord's B-Day, telling him he got his wires crossed, made a booboo, fucked up about the finer details of butt sex? I'll tell ya, you make it into sweet content so that's what we're here for. Come with Fay, Chloe, and me on a magical journey through what would Sex and the City characters be like in a fantasy setting, what age I started hitting my crank shaft, and the correct way to get that sweet brown sugar! Interstitial is Moanin by Charles Mingus, Outro is Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot

What's up yall! Happy holidays and shit! We don't address that at all, instead we talk about taking the dirt road ya know what I mean, taking the back door, plowing the back 40; what Darren Starr would do to keep Orientalism in this show; and Chloe cannot stop talking about how hot she thinks a certain recently canceled celeb is. Jaw at me @lemmejawatcha on twitter dot com. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is The Killing of Georgie (Part III) by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme, so stop bothering me on twitter! We're here with the third episode of Sex and the City that asks the question what if we don't understand what the Cold War was. Chloe and I discuss monkey morality, Does Stanford even remember AIDS, and are single people the Irish Catholics or the British Prods. Thank you for listening if you'd like to jaw at me you can do so @lemmejawatcha unless you're a Kristen Stewart stan in which case leave me alone, I'm not changing my mind! Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat Outro is I'd Rather be with You by Bootsy Collins

Let's talk about models...or the people who date them...or beauty, I don't know I can't tell anymore! We're talking about episode 2 of Sex and the City and at least it doesn't have obtrusive Jazz for us to complain about! Instead we talk about Carrie's inability to understand a blatant anxiety disorder, who we would fuck instead of '98 Sean Connery, and who is this show even for. The intro music is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Womanizer by Brittany Spears

Hello all, welcome to my newest series to supplement the longer stretches between the scripted episodes. Here my girlfriend Chloe and I discuss the episodes of Sex and the City, logically starting with the show's pilot. Come check who in this show has lines, what does it even mean to fuck like a man, and pay a tribute to 9/11 we sure didn't forget. There is some background noise, we have a couple dogs that make trouble. The intro song is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Hound Dog by Big Mama Thornton.

American Pie Presents finally brings in the one thing it's been missing: White Lib Feminism! But this is the last one of these movies so I'm finally free of these. Come listen to me talk about how this movie helped me prepare being an open parent, who killed JFK, and whether the franchise writers understand how to eat pie. Also check out the episode to find out what I'll be doing next. Follow the show on Twitter @lemmejawatcha Intro Werkin Girls by Angel Haze, Outro Thot Shit by Megan Thee Stallion. 

I'm here to feed that sweet sweet content machine by catering to a large fandom but I ran into a huge problem: I don't know what Homestuck is about or have any desire to sit down and read it. It's a real conundrum, I solemnly looked out like 6 windows at dusk before I thought of a solution: get an expert! So I've brought in my wonderful friend Fay who has read Homestuck to come in and describe it to me. If you hate the sound of my voice then you're in luck, I shut the fuck up in this and only speak to interrupt Fay so I can make dumb jokes. Come on in and check it out, this was one we both enjoyed making. Intro is 'Megalovania' by Toby Fox, the interstitial when Fay's roommate came home is 'Streetbeater' by Quincy Jones, and the Outro is 'GameGRL' arr. by Toby Fox and written by Michael Guy Bowman and performed by Tavia Morra. The thumbnail art is credited to Andrew Hussie.

Hey yall! Scoochie's back in a big way with the second official episode of Sevziepop! Come listen to us discuss big topics like Hell's working class, is Catholicism a gay thing, and Hell colonization. We also talk about the second episode of Helluva Boss. Come listen to these two tidewater boys jaw at one another, I had a lot of fun with this episode despite the helicopters (I do really live near DC). Intro is "Kill Jill" by Big Boi, Outro is "Classic Man" by Jidenna, first interstitial is "Time after Time" by J.J. Johnson, and the second interstitial is "Night Train" by Buck Clayton

Back in black yall! Join me for the first horsegirl movie I remember watching and the namesake for my Black Beauty-Black Stallion distinction in what constitutes a horsegirl movie. This time we get into My opinions on the gender politics of the term horsegirl, learn about snakes, and determine if a poem recited by a child is "bars" (it is). So come along on everyone's favorite horsegirl movie segment. Intro music is "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X, the music in the middle uses the beat from "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre, and the outro is "Corruption Gives Rise to Oppression" by Blind Jaguar

Hockey's back! And this time we're talking about brawlers, goons, enforcers. I have a content warning at the top of this episode but I'll put it here too: CW for mentions of substance abuse, suicide, and abuse. Please enjoy, I've been looking forward to putting out this episode for awhile. Intro is 'Hockey' by Rico Nasty, Outro is 'Wishing Well' by Juice WRLD. You can find me on twitter @lemmejawatcha

The hiatus is over! I finally found that pesky motivation, it's always in the last place you think to look ain't it? Well come with me on a journey through the world of 3 teens trying to have sex with some dubious strategies. I also talk about the difference between incest and bestiality (there's a few), the last time I was in a Victoria's Secret, and my own personal fantasies with women. Come take a walk on the wild side! Intro Music is Werkin Girls by Angel Haze, Outro Music is Girl Like That by Krizz Kaliko

The next episode is taking me a little longer to get the motivation to write so here's an episode of Conversational Hockey I wrote before I set up the website. In it I talk about the importance of unions, the severity of concussions, and...fanfic for hockey fans?! Please enjoy this little bonus while I look around my place for that motivation I misplaced. Intro music: 'Hockey' by Rico Nasty, Outro music: 'Bounce Back' by Big Sean

Happy New Year's Eve yall! Because 2020 is almost over and I'm known for my tendency towards self-flagellation I watched Hillbilly Elegy, the movie based on the JD Vance memoir. Please enjoy this episode where I not only make fun of this terrible movie, I also discuss how to get out of not knowing much about wine at a gala, a trick I played on a priest that my family still talks about to this day, and the right way to go about stealing a graphing calculator. Intro music is "Which Side Are You On" by Tom Morello: The Nightwatchman; Outro music is "Where Did You Sleep Last Night" by Leadbelly

Because 2020 can't let up on me I've officially set up a series for reviewing the Vivziepop extended works. I am again joined by my friend Scott Loudin to discuss who is OutKast in Hell, whether or not you SHOULD call it Hotlanta, and Scott's Shark Tank submission. We also talk about the first true episode of Helluva Boss and the music video for original song Addict. CONTENT WARNING for sexual assault. Intro Song is "Kill Jill" by Big Boi, Interstitial Song is "Addict" by Silva Hound, and Outro Song is "Last of a Dying Breed" by Ludacris

Hey y'all! This time I watched another horse movie! Which for some reason is a sequel to Flicka...I guess apparently that movie needed a sequel. But come on and find out how this one ranked against the other horse girl movies. You'll also find out what cities are bigger than Pittsburgh, can you pet Chincoteague ponies, and what I think it'd be like to have been Jesus' friend. All right here on the third episode of Equine Rewind! Intro song "Old Town Road (Remix) by Lil Nas X, First interstitial clip "So Over You" by Heather Youmans, second interstitial clip "Save Yourself" by Jory Nash, and Outro "Ksazobalit" by Cassper Nyovest

Hey y'all, in very Conversational Hockey fashion I'm talking about a goalie who hasn't played for over 40 years! But please come listen anyway; no seriously please do at this point I've attached deep seated validation to this show. Come listen to my waffling opinions about the new NHL team name, if I think Alex Ovechkin will beat Wayne Gretzky's record, and I even answer the age old question: does 70s fashion fuck. You can also jaw at me if you would like at the brand spankin' new twitter page I made for this podcast @lemmejawatcha Intro: 'Hockey' by Rico Nasty & Outro: 'He was a Big Freak' by Betty Davis

Let's get sexy, y'all! I watched a very disgusting movie and I'm excited to share my thoughts with you. So come 'round and listen to me jaw atcha this time about my dad's embarrassing jokes, the extent of my social anxiety, and how upset I get about the Greek Alphabet. I guess I also talk about this movie, but like...who cares?Intro music: "Werkin' Girls" by Angel HazeOutro music: "Meditjin" by Baker Boy

I am a man returning to his hometown to revisit something unpleasant he tried to leave behind like in that one Neil Gaiman book, no the other one. I gaze into the wild Virginia forests from my parent's back porch, feeling the brisk evening air on my face, and rewatch Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. But this time I'm not alone, today I'm joined by my friend Scott Loudin and he helps me talk through it; we also talk about how Mennonites cross toll bridges, what Ben Shapiro sounds like when he simps, and my personal rule for watching Pixar's Boss Baby. p.s. Sorry about the gunshots and the rain, we really recorded on my parent's back deck and there's a gun club nearby and a lot of hunters.Featured Music:Kill Jill by Big BoiGroovin High by Dizzy GillespieMinor Swing by Django Reinhardt and Stephane GrappelliPressure by Robb Bank$Thumbnail art by DeviantArt user NamiArtwork https://www.deviantart.com/namiartwork

Intro Song: 'Kill Jill' Big BoiOutro Song: 'Can it All Be So Simple/Intermission' Wu-Tang Clan

Intro Song: 'Old Town Road Remix' Lil Nas X & Billy Ray CyrusOutro Song: 'When We Ride on Our Enemies' 2Pac

Intro Song: 'Hockey' Rico NastyOutro Song: 'Dynasty' Vic Mensa