Operation: Have a Conversation

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Entrenched in a time where true conversation is lacking, a brave group of young men work to change this.

Mark,Mikhail,Jack


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    OHAC 63: Terms and Conditions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 102:46


    By listening to this episode of Operation: Have A Conversation (the “OHAC”), you (the “Listener”) agree to the following terms and conditions (the “Terms and Conditions”) and accept the knowledge (the “Mental Burden”) of being aware that Mark was wearing a baseball cup during this entire recording (the “Episode”). The OHAC is not responsible for […]

    OHAC 62: Push the Red Button

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 111:56


    You find yourself on a podcast listening platform. The software seems fairly well maintained and the episode you are considering seems pretty interesting. Exits are: Play the episode OR leave. Sticking around seems like the right choice, and besides, what else have you got to do today? Sit back, open your earholes, and listen as […]

    OHAC 61: It’s Hard to Clone a Harmonica

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 83:03


    Ding dong, Skype is dead. In the wake of such a momentous passing, Mikhail, Mark, and Jack discuss some adult topics like immunization records, tax returns, and photo organization, so [clears throat] LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES Skype […]

    OHAC 60: I'll Meet You Guys At the Pommel Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 136:15


    For those of you who have been waiting for the other shoe AirPod to drop, this will be one of the episodes of all time. Jack pranks himself into a crash-reboot cycle, Mikhail gets mad at empty cars and sports streaming, and Mark's robot vacuum discovers a mirror dimension. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's […]

    OHAC 59: Paranoid About the Cloud

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 117:23


    This podcast will shock you. Or, at least, it did Jack, who daydreams of putting his electrical engineering degree to use; Mark performs a technomagic ritual to summon the fabled reliable wifi printing; and Mikhail asks really nicely if he can please stay in Canada for a bit longer. Cuddle up with your favorite SQL […]

    OHAC 58: In the Very Recent Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024


    Hello and welcome to this episode description. The overview of this description is as follows: First, an introductory statement constructed in a cleverly self-referential thematic format. Second, an intentionally vague list of what Mikhail, Jack, and Mark discuss during the episode. And finally, an inside joke selected using “my process” to sound ridiculous, only becoming […]

    OHAC 57: I Refuse to Understand It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024


    Take a deep breath and strap in for an episode description that is 100% written by a human. In this episode of Operation: Have a Conversation, join three meat-space acquaintances, Mark, Jack, and Mikhail, as they flounder around the philosophical backwaters of Artificial Intelligence usage in various situations, whether cloudified or groundstuck. Is AI the […]

    OHAC 56: Put It On a Flashcard

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 133:04


    Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES VOCOlinc FLOWERBUD SMART DIFFUSER Quick Start Manual Keychron Q10 Keyboard Keychron K10 Keyboard Kinesis Advantage 360 Professional Split Ergonomic Keyboard Microsoft Sculpt Keyboard CharaChorder One Solar eclipse of April 8, 2024 | Wikipedia xkcd: Eclipse Coolness Total […]

    OHAC 55: Where Buttons Go to Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 112:53


    Look! Look, with your unpersonalized Vision Pro eyes! It's another episode where Jack, Mikhail, and Mark make memes, make convoluted code, and make varying levels of nuanced takes on the state of VR/AR. That's right, it's corner case corners all the way down. How can something be all corners and not vertices? Call the toll-free […]

    OHAC 54: Crowd-Sourced Rube Goldberg Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 138:42


    Alright, let's tighten this up. On this episode, Mikhail, Mark, and Jack are arguably responsible adults and face the harsh truth they never tell you growing up: the levels are never leveled. Themes are shared, plans are made, and good ones are good. But, as a wise man named Mike Tyson once said, “Everyone has a plan until you hit the character limi Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES Audio Hijack | Rogue Amoeba Whisper | Open AI Gong – Revenue Intelligence Platform Non-Lazy DMs use Obsidian for D&D | Nicole van der Hoeven Change a document's page setup: pages or […]

    OHAC 53: Bagpipe of Fiddles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 152:00


    [instrumental] Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Discuss this episode on reddit! SHOW NOTES Vornado AVH2 heater fan Toronto Tool Library and TTL Makerspace Vestaboard Smart Messaging Display  AirPods Pro Service Program for Sound Issues Apple | Check your device's coverage (and your CAPTCHA skills) A blurry image of Mikhail's […]

    OHAC 52: A Bike Full of Numbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 106:45


    We have a very important question for you, but first let's start with “how do you do?” Good, we hope. Now, let's skip “what's new?” And instead ask how do you to-do? With things to remember and projects to pursue, what is the way that works best for you? To take your thoughts and turn […]

    OHAC 51: A Number-Go-Up Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 127:45


    So I know we've had a lot of fun today, but we need to talk about checking in. It's important to do every once in a while. So, how's it going? Seen any good movies lately? Have you drank enough water today? How's that book you've been reading? When's the last time you've painstakingly analyzed […]

    OHAC 50: A Scenic Alleyway

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 87:21


    We're in for it folks. That's right, this description is gonna use semicolons. Cuddle up with your favorite niche punctuation and get ready because Mikhail critiques his inconvenient encounters with international tax laws and inattentive coders; Mark gets taken on an emotional rollercoaster in the search for his lost disc which might not be in Kansas […]

    OHAC 49: Hot Air Balloons Are Magic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 125:23


    Scrolling so stoically, the podcast peruser parses a perfectly prosaic pandect packed with platypodes. Inexplicably all about alliteration, Mark, Mikhail, and Mack make mirthful scrutiny of somewhat silly thoughts and timely topical topics. Illustrative instances include ingenious designations for digital devices, flummoxing phantom file backups, and bothersome bugs in banking / baseball brograms. Well, this […]

    OHAC 48: There’s Been an Error

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 100:57


    This podcast will damage your phone. You should move it to the Trash. Save yourself from having to hear Jack, Mikhail, and Mark prattle on about bank accounts, data migration, statistics, and that meme. You know the one. You don't want to hear about UPS, software licensing, or the fast inverse square root algorithm. In […]

    OHAC 47: Doctors Hate Them – Extremely Legal Tactical Journaling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2023 139:48


    Strap in your earbuds and get ready for 2:19:47 of episode featuring a 4-door scooter, 6 feet of Mark, and a singular joke. Get a load of these 3 idiots, Mark, Jack, and Mikhail, who didn't even know the title of this episode the entire time. I mean, c'mon, what are they even doing? Tryna […]

    OHAC 46: What a Horrible Idea. I Love It.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 78:47


    This episode depicts the gruesome fate of Mark, Jack, and Mikhail, three lost technology enthusiasts trapped in an unending corner case corner by menacing locals who harvest human frustration. As the time of Mark's baseball game nears, they attempt to escape through a discussion surrounding an IMDB page only to realize: we are the menacing […]

    OHAC 45: The Pan-Canadian Rogers Network Cock-up of 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 99:47


    You know that corner of the room where you just kinda dump stuff? That picture frame you keep meaning to hang up. That t-shirt you won at an intramural sports tournament. The set of hex-wrenches you pulled out of the toolbox weeks ago with the intention of tightening that chair leg that's a bit wobbly. […]

    OHAC 44: Love Triangle of Concerns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 100:38


    ERROR: No description found for episode code "OHAC44“ Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES Shortcuts on Mac Automagical The contents of this manual are subject to change without notice Panera bread email error Tax form 2555 – Foreign Earned Income  Foreign Earned Income […]

    OHAC 43: The History of Muncy's Founding

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 84:02


    You are you, a person with a ton of free time and a rubik's cube you will never finish. You are bored out of your mind and have run out of things to do. You decide to listen to a podcast. “Operation: Have A Conversation”. You figure it will be a good way to pass […]

    OHAC 42: In the Non-lethal Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 122:43


    Time is an illusion, the year 2021 doubly so. Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the standardized end of the decentralized arm of the Internet's plumbing lies a really simple protocol for syndication. Clinging to this is a mostly harmless, audio-based feed whose infrequent updates feature content so amazingly niche that the show notes […]

    OHAC 41: Into the Pods To Eat the Bugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 68:17


    This is your final chance. After this, there is no un-reading this description. You stop after this sentence—the story ends, you go on with your life, blissfully unaware of what follows. Or, you read to the end—to learn about how Jack, Mikhail, and Mark discuss audio routing, fitted t-shirts, VM's, VPN's, and the sandy texture […]

    OHAC 40: Some Feeling About Some Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 104:24


    What a year to stay inside. Get cozy and join Mikhail, Jack, and Mark as they discuss indentation buttons, cloud syncing services, IP theft, and answer the age-old question: Who needs the great outdoors when VR disc golf exists? Oh, they also talk about Bo Burnham's “comedy” special, Inside, I guess. Subscribe on iTunes or […]

    OHAC 39:

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 97:26


    Whoops. This one's all Corner Case Corner. Join Mikhail, Jack, and Mark for a truly precedented number of bizarre tales from the periphery of situations our modern society has been equipped to handle that will boggle your mind and make you wonder, “How the hell did they get themselves into that mess in the first […]

    OHAC 38: The Excretion Folder

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 131:41


    Having fun isn't hard when you have an ereader and online access to your local library's collection of ebooks. Join Jack, Mark, and Mikhail for an extended discussion of keyboard shortcuts, books, and MacBooks with a healthy sprinkling of smooth segues between topics. Like, really smooth. Like, smoother than a rock eroded by wind, rain, […]

    OHAC 37: UPS is the Arbiter of Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 122:25


    After a long period of neglect, Mikhail, Jack, and Mark finally get around to responding to the backlog of listener feedback. Climb on in to hear yet another discussion of various popular Linux audio back ends, the efficacy of foldable backpacks, hypothetical numpties who peaked in high school, and the possible ramifications of scorpion-kicking a […]

    OHAC 36: Dot and Dot Dot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 104:01


    Tick tock, dot, and dot dot. On this episode of OHAC, Mikhail, Jack, and Mark each give breaking updates on developing Corner Case Corner stories, Jack and Mikhail dink about in a clock of Mark's imagination, and, in an unprecedented turn of events, Jack is prepared for Hot Takes ahead of time. Like, wow. Subscribe […]

    OHAC 35: A Font of Entertaining Anecdotes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 121:40


    As ever, Mark, Jack, and Mikhail round the infamous Corner-Case-Corner before diving head-long into a field of study in which none have training. On this episode of OHAC, you can hear their philosophizations on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, its relation to the Blackfeet Nation, and truth; all based on an episode of the Psychology Podcast […]

    OHAC 34: Additional Nonsense

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 121:08


    The I-am-an-adult switch has been activated. Prepare for adult topics such as personal organization, self-improvement, and mild cursing. On this episode of OHAC, Mark dives into the convoluted world of online curriculum program funding legislation for public schools, Mikhail gets the run-around from overcautious security software while trying to do his taxes, and Jack is […]

    OHAC 33: Smart Synk

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 94:58


    Version 1.33.0: Small UI fixes and performance improvements. Mark, Mikhail, and Jack are now available offline. Retracted implications of extraterrestrial involvement. Introduced tautology in error messages. Fixed bug where Jack was actually prepared for Hot Takes. Loving the podcast? Don’t forget to rate 5 stars and leave a review! Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite […]

    OHAC 32: This is a Family Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 133:03


    Come one, come all, and bring your kids! This time on OHAC, Jack, Mark, and Mikhail have an uncharacteristically positive Corner Case Corner, discuss the implications of an intergalactic pancake, and learn the very important lesson that spaghetti is toast. Now, finish your oatmeal and let’s get going! Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast […]

    OHAC 31: Somebody Explodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 107:09


    The lights come on to reveal a digital time display which starts to blink. It’s counting down. The pressure is on as dramatic music slowly swells bringing the tension to ever greater heights. But don’t worry, it’s non-diegetic. Mark, Jack, and Mikhail slog through the ever-expanding corner case corner only to be faced with the […]

    OHAC 30: I’m an Agent of Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 98:00


    While the world outside is frightful, inside (at their respective places of residence) Mark, Jack, and Mikhail get insightful. In this episode, the boys see the long-awaited return of a dangerously bloated Corner Case Corner and a discussion of their yearly themes, a more helpful alternative to New Year’s resolutions. Subscribe on iTunes or your […]

    OHAC 29: Trust the Neural Net

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 113:21


    We, the people who have listened to this particular episode of the Operation: Have A Conversation podcast and have read this paragraph of the show notes for the aforementioned episode where Jack, Mikhail, and Mark discuss games, semi-autonomous cars, and the pronunciation of Asus, could reasonably concede that this episode description contains unnecessarily specific and […]

    OHAC 28: The Strain of Being a Creative

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 121:27


    Go ahead. Poke the internet and watch the digital ripples cascade into the bustling information superhighway of data that is collected, collated, and geo-located into demographic information eventually resulting in a targeted pre-roll ad for a very specific brand of rubber duck. Join Mark, Jack, and Mikhail as they dip a toe into the deep […]

    OHAC 27: Wetting the Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020


    Ever had one of those dreams? With vaguely familiar classrooms, impossibly long hallways, and a creeping sense of déjà vu that makes you wonder if you’ve ever had one of those dreams? With vaguely familiar classrooms, impossibly long hallways, and a creeping sense of déjà vu that makes you wonder if you’ve ever had one […]

    OHAC 26: Handball On Unicycles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020


    After promising to “keep it short,” Mikhail leads Mark and Jack down a 40 minute rabbit hole into the weird and convoluted world of alternative keyboard layouts. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Google Play! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES Sylvan Lake, South Dakota Zsh vs. […]

    OHAC 25: Two Thumbs Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020


    It’s a dark time for the OHAC coalition. Mark has begun dabbling in the dark arts of artificial intelligence. Jack was forced to make the harrowing journey back to the People’s Republic of Illinois. Mikhail’s lights now stay off the entire night through. Yes, dark times indeed.Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen […]

    OHAC 24: A Francophone Prankster in the Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020


    “I’m the bread from the oven and I want to have a life! I want to experience love and the joy of reading classic literature! I want to feel heartbreak and the frustration of pouring through poorly documented command-line tool manual pages! I want to watch the original Star Wars Trilogy raw and unedited, the […]

    OHAC 23: A Whisper of a Flavor on the Wind

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020


    The world may still be in lockdown, but that won’t stop Mark, Jack, and Mikhail from discussing the finer points of minor discrepancies in digital calculations. They also compare notes on habit tracking, haircuts, and the state of the podcasting world as a whole. Stay hydrated out there. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast […]

    OHAC 22: Big Bidet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020


    Strange times have befallen the world. Many are confined to their homes while others are still searching far and wide for but a single roll of toilet paper. But, because Mark, Jack, and Mikhail have been doing this through internet video chat since the beginning, nothing here has changed except the mood. Enjoy. Subscribe on […]

    OHAC 21: 18 Pounds of Meat in the Mail

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020


    The boys are back and getting in sync. Mikhail, Jack, and Mark once again discuss yearly themes as the much more practical cousin to the flaky and unreliable New Years resolutions. The themes discussed are eerily similar which was totally not at all planned in advance. How neat is that? Subscribe on iTunes or your […]

    OHAC 20: Domo Origato

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019


    Egads. This episode has it all: linguistic peculiarities, real fake hats, beta software issues, pending elopations, and call-backs out the wazoo. Mikhail, Jack, and Mark have done it again. But should they have? Yes. Get into it. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Google Play! Discuss this episode […]

    OHAC 19: Donkey in a Bonnet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019


    The aggrieved whinging over niche technological issues continues to permeate the show. Can Mikhail, Mark, and Jack turn back the tide? Or will the plague of bespoke complaints spread until OHAC is reduced to a tech review podcast crafted with an Atari 2600 joystick as the sole input device? Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite […]

    OHAC 18: Homestead

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2019


    You’re lost in the woods. With only a canteen, tarp, watch, and a piece of paper in your pack, two voices in your head shouting instructions, and a relentlessly cruel parser, will you survive the night? Probably not. Hold on to what’s left of your sanity as Jack and Mikhail attempt to navigate Mark’s newest […]

    OHAC 17: Playing Minesweeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2019


    After quite the respite due to a failed recording, the boys are back and better than ever. Technology talk is split up with an unprompted spoiler-filled discussion of the MCU. They talk about the thoughts they think about what they thunk. Strap in. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen […]

    OHAC 16: Psuedo-Profundity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019


    Is “dressing to impress” selfish? Will airports ever get their sh!t together? Why is code so rarely cross-browser compatible? Jack, Mark, and Mikhail come up with what may-or-may-not be deep answers to what may-or-may-not be deep questions. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Google Play! Discuss this episode […]

    OHAC 15: Magnum, 067, and Slots: A “Star Wars” Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2019


    A ways back in the past in a collection of star systems a sizable distance from here… Mark, Jack, and friend of the show, Grant, are led by Mikhail through a Star Wars based roleplaying game of pure imagination and online dice rolling simulators. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! […]

    OHAC 14: Happiness is Shallow

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019


    New Year’s resolutions are for suckers. Instead of that nonsense, Mikhail, Mark, and Jack (clap order!) have a rousing discussion about their deepest, darkest, most-well hidden hopes and dreams about how and where they want their years to go by establishing Yearly Themes! Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen […]

    OHAC 13: An Unexpected Thing Happened

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2019


    So, you’ve come to the show notes for spoilers, eh? Well, joke’s on you. You’ll still never guess how it ends. Guess you better just give it a listen, huh? Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast app! Listen on Spotify! Listen on Google Play! Discuss this episode on reddit. SHOW NOTES OHAC 10: Mio […]

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