Talk Amongst Yourselves

So many idiots so little time! This episode we discuss melted Seth MacFarlane doll Charlie Kirk; people complaining about race not being mentioned...and then complaining about it being mentioned in the aftermath of the Liverpool attack; whether politics count as juicy gossip and what the f**K is Pre-K and why it's so stupid

We've got so much for you this week! from lighter vibes like the 100 men vs a gorilla debate and cemetery open days, to more serious fare; how mysogynoir affects black women's outlook and Ian Wright in women's football. And of course we have to get to the heart of a real issue...which day of the week is the best? Bon appetit!

Katy Perry is in space!!! Oh, wait no she's back already. This week we're talking about what heaven really looks like, if we'd go to Jurassic Park if someone got eaten, how long we'd stay in space for and whether or not it's cooler to die on your birthday?

Bad audio this week as one mic didn't work...apologies! Hiroshima was woke!! Get rid of the Enola Gay. Aside from Trump's overzealous DEI gaffes we're talking adding journalists to the secret war chats, Prague stealing shared history for it's museum and TikTok morning routines!

THEY'RE MAKING MICE TRANSGENDER!! Actually, they're not and even if they were...it's science, we're sure there's a reason! Also BSL used to be hella racist and maybe kidnapping people and forcing them to do racism awareness courses is the way forward...?

The question this week; Is Diddy worse than Bin Laden? Ask his lawyer! Speaking of Bin Laden why are the Taliban doing PR apologies? Also we don't want stats from wrestling and Kev finally learns what a cuck is

Join Flowz and Stopwatch (Kev's new nickname) this week for visits to Edinburgh, thoughts on the Superbowl, Kendrick's lack of DEI and how America's farmers are suffering from FAFO (F around and find Out). Oh and the scariest two sentence horror story of all time The Ballad of Johnny Chopoffdix!!

Kev's got a new nickname! But that's not all; bus drivers don't understand bus stops, you can't accidentally do a Nazi salute and why doesn't Stopwatch (that's the nickname!) like Lola Young?

We're baaaaaaaack! Straight into it this episode, we're talking LA fires, the BRUV party, embarrassing yourself already in 2025 and when you're supposed to queue. Plus the time Flowz tried to...steal a bus? It's gonna be a good year!

New year, new pod!! Probably not but it sounds good to say though. Join us as we ponder what 2025 has in store for us and make a few predictions!

As the year comes to an end we give you an episode totally not recorded a month ago, going over the highs and lows of 2024!

It's nearly Christmas time and what better way to celebrate than working out how far along to fascism America is? Or the new parliamentary bill to legalise assisted dying? Or the fact that most of the right wing Reform lot don't know the actual history of their country? Luckily we've got all this and more!!

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL!! Maybe or maybe not we'll see but it certainly feels bleak! We're looking at the crap over in America, how it might affect the UK and why fuck around and find out isn't antisemitic!

Well, what we got this week? Should fireworks be banned? What happened to Dwayne Wade's statue?What exactly is time? And why do people keep falling for the "Tommy Robinson" grifts...this time to the time of nearly £100k!!

Everyone's out of their minds!! From tech bros to conspiracy theorists by way of parricidists (you get 10 if you can tell us what that means!) In our latest episode we're talking about fake robots, bad buses, why conspiracy theorists are ignoring the actual conspiracies, pondering Diddy's accomplices and the unsettling case of Virginia McCullough. And we haven't even mentioned our brand new segment that we didn't even get round to!

Are the yams still screaming Clarice? This episode we look at many many... many ramblings of Donny Trump, the embarrassment of eye exams and the weird nightlife of Berlin. Why? Because why not?!

Welcome to the sexial deviant episode, this week we're discussing Trump assassinations, Jermaine Jeans filth and the absolute black hole of depravity that is P Diddly (yes you read that right). Plus what the hell's up with standing ovations and wjy are Ant and Dec winning NTA Awards. All this and more! Also, the last five minutes didn't record so unfortunately you missed some absolute gold. Apologies - enjoy what you get though. Gift horse and mouth and all that

We're getting old...well actually we're not you are! This episode we're discussing when you stop aging in your head, Elon Musk panicking about his Brazilian problem, and why some Americans don't know the difference between an infinite money glitch and... FRAUD!

We almost couldn't go through with this episode this week, the news of Tommy Fury and Molly Mae's breakup but is hard...but we soldiered on; it's what she would have wanted. This time around we're talking about childhood sweets, Turkish teeth and the fact the UK govt might be hiding a cannibalism epidemic! Plus, Kev brings us his most boomer complaints...enjoy!

This episode's a riot!! Starting off with speaking things to existence...is it real? Then it's onto the Olympics; some of the major moments and we ask the question "what event could you do?". Then finally it's the subject on everyone's lips; the far riots! Including a top ten best moments (number one will shock you!). Bon appetit!

Assassination attempts, Alzheimer's and a**holes, we got it all this episode. We look at the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and the conspiracies that come with it. Then Biden stepped down, but what's really happening with him, and why's Nigel Farage sticking his nose in and adding (more) racism to the mix. And on a more personal note we talk not giving up seats on the tube train, entitled old women at the V&A and Kev brings a doozy of an internet question...Enjoy!

Where do we start? We've got fake Reform politicians, Hawk Tuah life choices, election oddbins and racist horse noises!

Well well well what's going on this week? We've got frisky prison guards, pre-nup problems and a Holly Willoughby kidnap plot!! Get stuck in!

It's coming home!! The pod that is; we're back and ready to rumble. This episode it's all about awful egg puns, our horrible political options, and the unhinged nature of Swifties!

Is calling someone a prick slander? Not if it's the prime minister - straight facts son! We're talking ruining legacies, national service, Genny Lex's and Israel/Palestine shenanigans (light stuff) plus your usual helpings of some juicy gossip goodness + many more enjoy PS apologies for the lateness

Back in the room (with much better mics!). This week it's about the world's biggest rap beef, bus drivers getting lost and why there's less sex in movies (is it a good thing?)!

We're back!! As promised here's an early episode! This week we're talking about someone doing a racism on Flowz, Juicy Gossip on FB, Public proposals and the all important question, Man or Bear?!

Remember when sitcoms would do clip episodes? Remember how bad they were? Just awful. Anyway on a totally unrelated note we couldn't record this week so here's some HIGHLIGHTS (not clips!) from the year so far. We'll be back with an episode next week!

This week we're back with more weird Facebook rants, shampoo endorsed by a bald celebrity, the evils of Nickelodeon and...comparing sex crimes to illegal streams?

Stand and deliver!! This week we ask the question "has twitter reached critical mass?"; "how woke can a flag be?"; "Is J Lo the new Madonna?", and we disucss the greatest love story of all time...The Highwayman

What word describes something sad that doesn't make you sad? Who's the most racist character in Hollywood? And what the hell happened to Catherine Jennifer Middleton?!?! Find all the answers in this week's episode!!

We're doing accents this week but just while we talk about how jaded the world makes you, why we could never be doctors and how Liz Truss is the new Donald Trump!! And remember, your chances of being killed by a duck are low... but never zero

Haha, you've been Buchananed! This week we talk Superbowl ads, cancerous kings, poorly princes, making brands verbs and much much more!! Neiled it!

TEN-HUT!! It's all out war this episode as we go at dirty street vendors, twitter racists supporting paedophiles and...who should be doing OnlyFans? Plus, Sir Patrick wants us to join the army, will you heed the call? Oorah!!

We're back for 2024!!! New year, new pod... or whatever. We've got new year's resolutions, 2024 predictions, a thrilling facebook encounter with someone called Zeberdee (?) and much much more enjoy

The end is nigh!! The end of 2023 that is and this is our last episode of the year. So what have we got? There's Universal Basic Income and the new class divide, the decline of I'm a Celebrity, censoring Prodigy, 80s commercialism and much much more. Merry Christmas!

Howdy! Did everyone enjoy the T4 Rembrance Weekender? Well now you can come join us and talk about protests, counter protests, Suella getting fired twice and the grim reality of reality TV

Who's ready for this week?! Join us as we talk the organised crime of shoplifting, living until 120 and...could you eat 48 of anything? Let's gooooooo!!

Gettin' jiggy wid it!! So what's on the agenda for this week's episode? We explain why Hitler's a d*ckhead (aside from all the Nazi stuff); Australia's racism; Israel, Palestine and...Russia? And the biggest villain of them all: Jada Pinkett-Smith!

And we're back! We missed last week and we know you missed us. So this week we've got it all...Terrible Tories, shitty football attitudes, Cruella Braverman and life's most important question...is RoboCop a zombie?

SURPRISE!! It's another surprise episode and we're talking about none other than Russell Edward Brand... join us!

Nama-slay! We don't know why we did that...but let's forget it and concentrate on this week. We run the rule on Daniel Khalife, Ashton and Mila, Alan "Booger" Sugar and what lays beyond the ice wall!

Here we go again!! This week it's all about rotten Rubiales, Chocolate cake drama, the definition of K-Pop and...is America the WORLD?

We had to record early this week so no real news, you'll just have to settle for musical movie stars, dwarf-based debates and good old fashioned Elon slander. Plus Mwrong'un in the Media and Faith-based film reviews! Bon appetit

This week we're talking NPC fetishes, Twitter's terrible name change and asking the all important question...are oompa loompas dwarves?

Howdy! We're back again...it's only been four days but we know you missed us! Of course we'll talk Barbie and Oppenheimer (we have to), but we've also got Benjamin Mendy fallout, the best animals to make extinct and films God would NOT like!

Huw-ge News!!! Seeing as all the big stories seem to fall on the week we're not recording we thought we owed it to you awesome people to provide you with a bonus episode We're talking about none other than the HUW-ge (we're gonna keep doing it) revelation that was revealed this past week about yet another bbc employee not being able to keep his pants up - somehow we talk about it by talking about other people... it'll make sense when you listen. Enjoy!

We're back to our favourite subject this week...a mess of the US; we've got LGBTQ laws, Twitter twattiness and way too many UFO sightings, mixed with a little submersible action on the side!

Another day, another episode of pure pod! This week we're talking early learning strippers, Boris Johnson and his curly todger and the worst "can I have that back" situation ever! Tally ho!

How doooo. This week we're discussing what's better: “no I've got a gf” or “sorry I've got a gf”. Also. We're calling out old tv personalities cos sooner or later they'll be the next Phillip Schofield. Mark my words!!

This Morning...whoops Good Morning! This week we talk Schofield, young farmers, Poo-ella Braverman and a great game called "Guess the Murderer?"!