The Perfect Crime

Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.

Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.

Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!

This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Christmas at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.

Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.

After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at Theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com

This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally revealed! Who's in charge of the man? The truth is finally established on this brand new podcast.

This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss plans to scam Judge Judy, and make bank on Kickstarter. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul still wants out of the basement, but first we got to make an episode. This ones aboit shady dentists and a new meaty res-tultants. Contact us on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul's relationship with mike's aunt is starting to get weird. Desperate to talk about anything else, Mike asks Paul about his new landscaping crime ideas. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The boys are back in Auntie Donna-Marias basement. Paul's got some ideas for quick getaways form the cops, and some of them are good?! Just go to the website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul's out of prison! Does that mean his trial went well? Let's find out! Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. The "is" in the title is not capitalized out of protest.

It's time for Paul's appeal. But before he represents himself again, Judge Cornelius J. Haypenny wants to have a few words with Paul.

Another week, another trip to see Paul in prison. To lift Paul's spirits, Mike discusses his plan for an upcoming heist. Tell us your favorite fish at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Mike makes another visit to see Paul in prison. Together they discuss qualities Paul wants in his lawyer. Apply yourself at theperfectcrimepodcast.com

Paul finally got to test out one of his crimes, and now he's in prison. Mike visits to try and make sense of the last week. Write in your escape plans at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

After a few weeks of troubles, Paul and Mike are back on top of the mountain. Or at least Mike is, Paul has some crimes that he thinks are good. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Mikes in trouble again and now he's on the run. Or at least he's trying to run, but Paul is holding his escape hostage until he listens to his fresh new crimes. Turn Mike in on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike try to break in to the beauty industry with a lightning-round of crimes. Contact us on our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss political cartoons that make Mike laugh, wizards selling energy drinks to high school students, and how to make a lime lick. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new form of tanning, a SAP for the ages, and we narrowly avoid cancellation with bathroom crimes. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss opening a magic store, and crafting a better chop shop experience. Send an email to Magic Mike on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, A three course meal of rest-ultants. Send us your perfect tiramisu recipe on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Please excuse the technical difficulties, it's nobody's fault, except maybe Paul. This week we're all about taste testing soups, and hanging outside of corner stores. Tell Paul about his shitty microphone set up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike take a trip to the eye doctor, as well as exploring step 2 of the only replica of The Great Pyramids of Giza in Minnesota.

Mike needs some cash quick, let's see how much money we can make at the grocery store. www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com

This week, Paul and Mike enter each other's mind palace to finally construct the perfect crime. Will they succeed? No. Buy your New Year's Eve sign today! Go to www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.