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Originally recorded on September 15th 2022 In the 2nd of 2 Specials, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt natter aimlessly for what could possibly be the last TOP CONTENT for a while. God Save The King! Wakanda Forever. #MACRON #LIZTRUSS #PORKMARKETS #GBBO #LARRYANDPAUL #STORYMANAGEMENT #PADDINGTON #CHILDBIRTH #HOTTUBPDATE #EMILHESKEY #AUDI #MOISTURIZER

In 2 Special episodes, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt chunter about the world, post Her Maj Highness. Originally recorded on September 15th 2022. #THEQUEEN #MADRI #BEER #TORY #DRDRE #KINGCHARLESIII #CRICKET #MICHAELBALL#THE FALL #MARKESMITH #CENTER PARCS

"PARLIAMENT DOESN'T DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS. OTHERS WILL DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk Boris biopics, a future for British nations, and the elevation to royalty of the Radio 2 mid-morning GOD. Since recording, Durham Constabulary have cleared Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor of any potential "Beergate" crime. Funny that. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BBC #BORISJOHNSON #BIOPIC #NEILWARNOCK #DANWOTON #SIC #LABOUR #FUTURE #REFERENDUMDAY #UNITEDIRELAND #SCOTTISHINDEPENDENCE #WELSHINDEPENDENCE #ENGLAND #FAMILYGUY #SUMBARINES #KINGKENBRUCE #POPMASTERQUESTIONS #PMQS #JOEANDERSON #NOELEDMONDS #HOUSEOFCARDS #THEONESHOW #RHOBH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LIZ TRUSS IS GLUE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt recorded this on Thursday 7th July 2022. A lot has happened since then. And a lot hasn't. Neither will be going to a belated wedding party at Chequers now. Blast. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BORISJOHNSON #CHAOS #STEVEWRIGHT #RADIO2 #ENGLANDCRICKET #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOSTRADAMUSANDPPLIERS #LIZTRUSSISGLUE #RAPTURE #LURPAK #ROSATKINS #TALKTV #FATHERTED #CORRIE #BENNYHILL #HUGHGRANT #LOVEACTUALLY #CATMEWLING *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering**** "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'D GET A HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE FOR THAT..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk the madness enveloping the US and UK, debating abortion as only men can and destroying The Good Friday Agreement with the help of Radio 2, Top Gear and Bake Off. Contains creampies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHAGGY #SUPREMECOURT #ABORTIONRIGHTS #ROEVWADE #RIGHTTOPROTEST #PRUELEITH #BREXIT #KENBRUCE #JONHAMM #SIRPAULMCCARTNEY #JANUARY6COMMISSION #CARPETBAGGERS #FOLLOWTHEMONEY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE CIVIC WAS BOMB PROOF." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about bad cars, Canadian megastars and abortion. Because. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #AUDI #HOTTUBDATE #VWTRANSPORTER #JAMESOBRIEN #LBC #ALANISMORRISSETTE #ABORTION #SLASH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BORIS JOHNSON GOT THE ROUND WINDOW IN PLAYSCHOOL CONFUSED WITH THE GLORY HOLE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt are legitimate alternatives to Lauren Laverne, talking about Power Rangers and an exclusive look at the new Liverpool attack for the upcoming season. They are very hot and sticky. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOT #HARRYSTYLES #HOTTUBDATE #EARTHQUAKE #CBBC #POINTLESS #JANUARY6COMMISSION #POWERRANGERS #LFC #EPL #CATS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WARRINGTON IS THE UPSIDE DOWN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt get interrupted by Alexa, toilet breaks and thinking of Boris Johnson as a child of Blackadder. As always, with apologies to Sue Barker. Contains a Hot Tubpdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOTTUBDATE #NEWBABY #STRANGERTHINGS4 #RWANDA #VWTRANSPORTER #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #CENTERPARCS #FLYFORD #TOPCONTENTCURSE #SUBARKER #TENNIS #WIMBLEDON #GEIDT #TEASOCK #MANVSBEE #BLACKADDER #PMQS #THESTONK #COMICRELIEF #TOAST *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"Arthur Askey did it. George Formby did it. Aristotle did it." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look upon the Adrian Chiles phenomenon, break down YouTubers and American Exceptionalism again and ask, "Is Heroin Horse?". They look at French foreign policy so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARIS #LIVERPOOL #DEPPHEARD #HILLSBOROUGH #TARBUCK #UVALDE #SKYNEWS #YOUTUBERS #INFLUENCERS #THEDAYTODAY #WOMENONLYGUNS #ADRIANCHILES #JOHNROBINS #CRICKET #STRANGERTHINGS4 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SILENT DISCO THIS WEEKEND..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt compare a Radio 1 and Radio 2 legend to a Timelord (but Who?), give more royalties to Peter Kay, look at bad pop at football finals and get excited for darts in NYC! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #CRICKET #WFH #JUBILEE #BREXIT #RADIO #PLATTYJOOBS #FLIGHTOFTHECONCHORDS #TAIKAWAITITI #LIGHTYEAR #USDARTS #PDC #STEVEWRIGHT #DRWHO #ALEXLOWE #BINLEYMEGACHIPPY #WUTANGFOREVER #LFC #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #CBS #JERSEYSHORE #CAMILACABELLO #PITBULL #BIRMINGHAM2022 #COMMONWEALTH #PEAKYBLINDERS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering. Listener disctretion is advised**** "ROSS KING. IS HE STILL ON LORRAINE?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about BBC slots, enjoyable wiffle and the Second Coming. And have some hot biscuit chat too. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #LORRAINE #FOOTBALL #BISCUITS #10DOWNINGSTREET #PISSUP #BLACKADDER #POLITICS #SUEGRAY #MICHAELJACKSON #AVAWHITE #RAPTURE #CHOCKABLOCK #BARENAKEDLADIES #BUTTERY #HARRYSTYLES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HAVE THE WIG ALL-TO-COCK, TAKE THE WOODEN TEETH OUT." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look back upon a week of news of unrelenting misery with a brilliant gag on the ex-Duke of York and a US comic. They have their fingers on the pulse. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PM #SIRBEERKORMA #TEXASSHOOTING #UVALDE #GUNCONTROL #TRANSRIGHTS #ABORTION #SUPREMECOURT #THEQUEEN #RHS #BARENAKEDLADIES #PMQS #SUEGRAY #CHRISSYROCK #DICKCLARK #BABIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE AMAZING NEW SIGNING FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED... IS GREG NORMAN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt have worked out what Neil Parish was really Googling, look at a nuclear threat and bring a reggae/Cardiacs bent to Top Content with 80s nostalgia. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RIGHTWINGMEDIA #GOODISONPARK #EFC #COURTARTIST #USDARTS #WORKWORKWORK #TRACTORCORN #NIZLOPI #PARTYGATE #BEERGATE #RADIATION #FOKAWOLF #CHOCKABLOCK #PETERGOSLING #CARDIACS #VICANDBOB #COMEDY #KITH #PODCASTS #NEIGHBOURS #KYLIE #WEARETHECHAMPIONS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WE WERE BACK FROM LIVE-STREAMING A FUNERAL THIS MORNING." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt want to make a Bayeux Tapestry from the WAGatha Christie court sketches, take a scatological look at sport and congratulate a friend, contributor and listener of Top Content on their new job! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #DIZZINESS #COVID #DANWALKER #BIRTH #PAVILION #THEQUEEN #WAGATHACHRISTIE #ROONEY #BAYEUXTAPESTRY #EVERTON #FOOTBALL #LINEKER #CORDEN #RADIO1 #GEORDIEJUMPERS #LAURIEMCMENEMY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. I LIKE NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. NOTTINGHAMSHIRE IS A GOOD COUNTY." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt return with tales of woe, joy with the return of county cricket, red puffa jackets, and manage to slip in a quick erotic book review at the end. They love you.#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #DOWNSTREAM #TALKTV #BIGDAWG #WESTWOOD #WETSWOOD #PIERS #SLIMEBALL #VAN #CAR #FASTSHOW #PAVILION #TRUMP #TWITTER #MoS #OLDHAM #EVERTON #EFL #PURDAH #NEWARK #JOSSACKLAND #ENGLANDCRICKET #STATATTACK #EROTICA #PAMAYRES #DORRIESIAN #ISIHAC #POSTCODELOTTERY #BURY #VAUXHALLMOTORSG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HE WOULD BE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IF HE'D GOT GIVEN AN HONORARY DOCTORATE... WOULD THEN INSIST ON BEING CALLED DOCTOR." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt rename Loose Women, query the Americans' celebration of St Patrick's Day and review TV with a box of Peeps and bad financial advice. Contains Finnish athletes. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #PEEPS #JOHNOLIVER #CORBYN #HAM #OLIGARCH #TOPCONTENTCURSE #FLAGS #STPATRICKSDAY #JANZELEZNY #FEDERATIONOFSMALLBUSINESSES #CILLABLACK #JEREMYKYLE #MATTHEWGRAYGUBLER #THEMENTALIST #INVENTINGANNA #TOPGUN #SLACKTWATS #EVERTON #RINGOSTARR #YEMEN #GREGGS #KINGSLYNN #BURTON #PEAKYBLINDERS #LESDENNIS #STEPHENGRAHAM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WANT JOHN CENA TO TAKE JUDI DENCH ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt castigate Churchill, merge the DC Comics Universe with the Carla Lane Universe, and Chelsea are laughed at. All while Dan eats a bagel and Mike brings back memories of Pebble Mill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #WRESTLING #WWE #CHURCHILL #UKRAINE #PARTRIDGE #DISNEY+ #OBIWANKENOBI #VISA #ACCESS #KOMPROMAT #POLITICALNARCISSISM #JOHNOLIVER #BRYANADAMS #TANTRICSEX #IMPEACHED #REGGIEPERRIN #JOHNCENA #PEACEMAKER #JUDIDENCH #BLACKADDER #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEBATMAN #CHELSEAFC #EVERTON #SKYSPORTSNEWS #BBCNEWS #INSURANCE #TEA #WORDLE #CORRIE #TAIKAWAITITI #REFUGEES #BIGTVS #JIMMYFALLON #WOGAN #PEBBLEMILL #JOHNLESLIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I'M WRITING TO YOUTUBE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS VIDEO NOT BEING ACCURATE..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about how kids are dealing with the path to World War 3, argue about the Top 10 Manchester United goalkeepers and how Paul isn't dead. Yet. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #GENDERREVEAL #PUTIN #FOOTBALL #GAZTOP #DANNYBAKER #CARTERUSM #CHELSEAFC #MUFC #EVERTON #LFC #HCAFC #CARABAOCUP #CHANNEL4 #MAFSA #YOUTUBE #FANTHEORY #PAULISDEAD #FALSEORTRUE #SHREWSBURYTOWN *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

009 BONUS EPISODE! This is for @shaunwkeaveny with a collaboration idea, and for the BBC to get Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt in to present The Media Show. Includes talk of invading Wales. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #NOTTINGHAM #SOUTHAMPTON #FOOTBALL #PETERCROUCH #PODCASTS #BBC #THENEWSQUIZ #THEMEDIASHOW #SHAUNKEAVNEY #MEERKATS #INVASION #WALES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT IS PARENTING, ON A GEOPOLITICAL SCALE." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt correlate the tiny degrees of separation from the war in Ukraine by bringing in Jimmy Carr, Dion Dublin, and a UFC Champion to the conversation. They also send an untrained Ed Sheeran on a Mission to Moscow, via Jedward and a shed. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #RUSSIA #WAR #PUTIN #CHINA #CARRYONEMMANUEL #MERKEL #STORMS #EUNICEHUTHART #GLADIATORS #SHED #HUTH #DADSARMY #TAKEMEOUT #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #MENINBLAZERS #COURAGE #WORCESTERCITY #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEKINGSMAN #TOTP #CROWDCAMPAIGN #METAVERSE #CONORMCGREGOR #SOFAS #INFLATION #SOUTHPARK #JEDWARD #CANADIANTRUCKERS #JAMESBLUNT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #JASONLEE #SING2 #ADAMBUXTON #THEBATMAN #LIVERPOOL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF KERRY KATONA GOT MARRIED TO KURT ZOUMA?" Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt talk pigs, cats, and the massively talented Walker family. Contains cocaine, The Krankies and Ukraine. Lock-in to lock-down by being locked-out with Top Content. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #THEKRANKIES #NYC #KERRYKATONA #CATOWNER #KURTZOUMA #HOUSEOFCOMMONS #THEBRITS2022 #HOOLIGANISM #COCAINE #DPING #UKRADIO #PLASTICSURGERY #JIMMYCARR #SACHSGATE #COLBERT #JOEROGAN #CRICKET #UKRAINE #THEVONBONDIES #DIETFASCISM #MONESKIN #GHOST #UNCHAINEDMELODY #WALKERBROTHERS #DANWALKER #PEANUTS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"PUTIN'S ABOUT TO INVADE DEVON..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt moan on marmalade, goalkeepers taking power in the UK and sing another West End/Broadway hit! Also contains audio of a cat's early morning motions. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RAJAR #UKRADIO #PARLIAMENT #JIMMYSAVILE #DILF #PMQS #CIDER #COVID #LBC #JOB #PARLIAMENTARYPRIVILEGE #OLIVER! #KENNYEVERETT #RYLAN #ROCKPROFILE #OLIVERKAHN #REACHER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IS REAL BRITAIN WITH DARREN GRIMES LIKE THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt celebrate Barry Cryer, propose Morrissey helps Adele in Vegas, and they play with Lego. They also pitch more shows to GBeebies, this time with retired British tennis pros and Radio 1 disc jockeys. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DANMORFITT #USCABLE #T20CRICKET #BARRYCRYER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #AFGHANHOUNDAIRLIFT #PARTYLINE #PARTYGATE #PARTYMAN #PARLIAMENT #10DOWNINGST #DOWNINONEST #THEDAYTODAY #LSSC #RUSSIA #UKRAINE #MORRISSEY #ADELE #MARKESMITH #SEARCHPARTYHBO #SEINFELD #FRIENDS #LEGO #HARRYPOTTER #JIGSAWS #WARNERBROSSTUDIOTOUR #COMINGTOAMERICA #BRITISHTENNIS #GRIMMY *ATopContentProduction.COM*

"THERE'S A MURKY TRANSPARANCY TO ALL OF THIS... IT'S LIKE THE FROSTED GLASS OF A BATHROOM WINDOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt are available to play tunes for any Government department that asks, they are DJs for hire. Includes spinning magma and never ending love for Nic Cage, with plenty of political misinformation to boot! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RICKYGERVAIS #BORISJOHNSON #1922 #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL #THESIMPSONS #BARNARDCASTLE #GENERALELECTION #GOVTOFNATIONALUNITY #PIERREPOINT #SUEGRAY #DISINFORMATION #BBC #LEANNRIMES #NATIONALTREASURE #KATIEMELUA #TONGA #THEENDISNIGH #MOLTENCORE #MAGNETICFIELD #DJFORHIRE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WOULD GIVE MY EYETEETH FOR MEDIOCRITY RIGHT NOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt put forth their plan to save English cricket, perform an autopsy on After Life and reveal what Eamonn Holmes might do before Breakfast on GBeebies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #CRICKET #HARRYSTYLES #AFTERLIFE #NETFLIX #RICKYGERVAIS #GBNEWS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BORIS WOULD BE LIKE A BULL IN A BULLS**T SHOP." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt explore what happens when a monarch dies, imagine the PM on daytime TV and propose that only writer & broadcaster Martin Kelner can save the Tories now. Includes transfer talk and Ariel's mighty hammering. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #SATIRE #AVFC #BORISJOHNSON #SUEGRAY #DEMARAIGRAY #BYOBS #PRINCEANDREW #ANDREW #ILFRACOMBE #BBC #YELLOWPERIL #FIGHTINGTALK #THEFALL #ALANPARTRIDGE #WILLANDGRACE #NOVAXDJOKOVIC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HOW DO YOU THINK ALTERN-8 DID IT IN THE NINETIES?" Back for season 3, Mike and Dan question the New Year Honours List, pick out some baby names and discover the new ways to grow the listener base for Top Content. Plus, the usual cancel culture bobbins, Mike's COVID experiences and perfume ads. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #HCAFC #EVERTON #THEVOICE #TOTP #ALANIS #FOOFIGHTERS #SHEDSEVEN #COVID #TEASMAID #SWISSTONY #MATTHANCOCK #TLOG #GYM #UKRADIO #VOICETRACKING #PITBULL #CRICKET #THEASHES #TMS #CANCELCULTURE #NYETV #YEARSANDYEARS #ALANPARTRIDGE #PERFUMEADSFORSALE #THEDAYTODAY #NEWYEARSHONOURSLIST #EARLOBE #DADAISM #BABYNAMES #HOTTUBDATE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN, THE VALUE HAS DROPPED." Mike & Dan can't be arsed with anything anymore so dismantle the state of reality by the way of Katrina and The Waves. And wonder why Aussie men can't stop crying. Featuring Alan Carr as the former editor of the Daily Mail. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #BORIS #PEPPAPIG #SKYNEWS #CIVILSERVICE #RITTENHOUSE #SUCCESSION #LINEOFDUTY #OFCOM #ALANCARR #ADELE #AUSSIEJOURNALISTS #CRYING #ALEXIWOBI #EVERTON #NOELEDMONDS #WALKLIKEAPANTHER #ALLSEEINGI #SHAUNWKEAVENY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LET'S NOT FORGET, RAY STANTZ GETS A B*****B FROM A GHOST IN THE FIRST ONE." Mike & Dan face off on movies and give Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo a run for their money. A Northern Siskel and Ebert, if you will. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TAKETHAT #GETBACK #THEBEATLES #PETERKAY #FACEOFF #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE2 #KERMODEMAYO #WITTERTAINMENT #MCU #MARVEL #IMAX #GHOSTBUSTERSAFTERLIFE #MANUTD #IACGMOOH #CELEBRITY #QOS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"JACOB REES-MOGG GOT DOWN TO THE FINAL 10 TO BE IN STEPS AND THEN PETE WATERMAN SAID NO." Mike & Dan talk sexual predators, the 80s and having a mobile office. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #EIGHTIES #INFRASTRUCTURE #SEXUALPREDATORS #EURYTHMICS #CHERUBIM #SERAPHIM #HOMENATIONS #GIVEUSACLUE #IACGMOOH #CHILDACTORS #STEPS #VENGABOYS #SOCCERAM #EVERTON #BETTEMIDLER #DESKJET *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LITERALLY." Mike & Dan talk terrorism, cronyism and racism. A surprisingly light, carefree podcast that will fill you with Teardrops. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #LIVERPOOL #TERRORISM #TAXI #FOURLIONS #CAMPERVAN #FENTON! #RACISTCRICKET #KOALA #TORYCORRUPTION #CRONYISM #ELISANDJOHN #EIGHTIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I COULDN'T... WITHOUT SPLASHING IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND IN MY EYES." Mike & Dan chat about the latest UK Govt. bungle and Sir Ply Chayne-Isuze in the House of Lords. Plus, I'm A Celebrity ideas, a love for Brummie vacuum cleaners and the general unease of a North West City. Also includes a Hot Tub-date. Apologies to Michael Aspel in advance. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #LIONELBLAIR #GIVEUSACLUE #CLIMATECHANGE #COP26 #BORISUNMASKED #OCCAMSRAZOR #JONHOLMES #RADIO4 #DAYTIMETV #ELECTRONIC #GEOFFREYCOXX #HOLIDAYS #IACGMOOH #RICHARDMADELEY #FOTC #MICHAELLEGGE #BIGBIRD #VAX #NOTANAD #ADBLUE #HOTTUPDATE #ALANPARTRIDGE #MANCHESTER #FOXDOGSTUDIOS #SIRPLYCHAINISSUES #LARRYANDPAUL #HAMSTERS #MICHAELASPEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"ARE WE IN THE METAVERSE NOW?" Mike & Dan proffer alternative careers advice for the PM, push comedian Greg Davies for Parliament and ponder a Dark Knight taking on the Toon. All with, as expected, unashamed government corruption. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TORYCORRUPTION #OWENPATERSON #TOPGEAR #TOPCONTENTCURSE #KEVINANDPERRY #COP26 #CNN #SIRDAVIDATTENBOROUGH #CRICKET #YORKSHIRE #RACISTS #METAVERSE #GYM #THEFALL #PRIVATEEYE #R4TODAY #GREGDAVIES #EDMILIBAND #TRUMP #JFKJR #MRQSHULL #CURB #HOLLYOAKS #CANS #NUFC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BLACKPOOL - IT'S RIBBLE'D FOR YOUR PLEASURE." Mike & Dan sink cans, sing Camouflage and remember a great football man. Plus the Shipping Forecast as never heard before and the most unexpected end to a podcast you'll ever listen to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #NORMANCOLLIER #WALTERSMITH #EVERTON #GERS #NMTB #SLIDINGDOORS #SHALLOWHAL #DELTAPLUS #CONVIVIALFRATERNALSPIRIT #SHIPPINGFORECAST #MPSSALARIES #INFLATION #SUPPLYCHAINSNAPPED #CANS #BOBURNHAM #CAMOUFLAGE #BLACKPOOL #SEWAGE #THEFALL #COLDPLAY #AIRNRPOD #ADVENTURESINPOD #FLOODING #BILLYJOEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"SPINAL TAP'S, OR WILTSHIRE'S, STONEHENGE?" Mike & Dan drone on about New York's rivers, John Leslie's central heating and there's a underappreciated Kanye gag in there too. The state of the world is blamed on Jenny Powell. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARTRIDGE #COVIDBOOSTER #TATU #CANS #DRONES #TOMANDJERRY #ATCQ #WIDNES #JUSTAMINUTE #SIRDAVIDAMESSMP #CAKE #POLITICALCLASS #HATTMANCOCK #COUNTRYFILE #BLACKBURNROVERS #GYLESBRANDRETH #ADELE #ALANHAWKSHAW #TOPCONTENTCURSE #COLINPOWELL #JENNYPOWELL #TOTP #6DEGREES #NICKYCAMPBELL #RADIATORS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"ARE WE TALKING METAPHORICAL, ARE YOU HAVING SOME SEXUAL PROBLEMS?" Mike & Dan talk oooooooh, fashion, turn to left. They impersonate Geordies too, sing a bit and rap about killer whales. Your weekly medicine because you are ill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHATNERINSPACE #KIRK #FASHION #FASTFASHION #RETROSMELLS #COVIDREPORTUK #APACHE #SHAMELESS #SONGSOFPRAISE #ENERGYCRISIS #SHAUNWKEAVNEY #FLORIDA #GREASE #RRP #CATHERINECOOKSON #NUFC #FOOTBALL #POLICESQUAD #MICHAELSPICER #BLACKFISH #LITTLEMIX #MUFASA #HYPEMAN #EARWORM #OHRWURM #GLADYSKNIGHT #TOTP #FEARNECOTTON #CLONES #MORGANAROBINSON #ITVHUB *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I DID GET ALL TINGLY AT THAT POINT... ALTHOUGH I'D JUST HAD CREAM ON A GINGERBREAD LATTE." Mike & Dan review 007's latest movie and become Hollywood moguls, via Stoke and Lancastrian cobbled streets. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #THESOPRANOS #CATS #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 #THEDARKKNIGHT #HOLLYWOOD #RYANREYNOLDS #BURSLEM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"10 YEARS ON, NOTHING'S CHANGED. THE RIOT ISN'T OVER." Genuine Warning - Mike & Dan talk about the murders of Sarah Everard and Sabina Nessa, and the nationwide riots of 2011. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SARAHEVERARD #SABINANESSA #POLICE #2011RIOTS #PIERS #NOMINATIVEDETERMINISM #THEDAYTODAY #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT CAN'T ALL JUST BE ABOUT DOING JOE WICKS." Mike & Dan talk Bond, Boris and Larry David at Anfield for the Man Citeh game... Or was it? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #MOVIEPRODUCERS #FACEBOOK #BOND25 #NOTIMETODIE #TPC #BBCTODAY #SHADOWSFX #WWDITS #ROCKPROFILE #JAMIETHEAKSTON #NILSSON #COVID19 #HGV #ADAMBARLOW #CORRIE #HANSZIMMER #SEINFELD #LARRYDAVID #C4 #BBC #FONT #TYPEFACE #IACGMOOH #FREEBRITNEY #SPICEGIRLS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"MILK LORDSURALUN SUGAR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TANK. YOU CAN USE A BACKHAND TECHNIQUE." Mike & Dan blame the UK Fool Fuel Crisis on Radio 1 favourites and market the phrase "Leave It For The People Who Need It". Also contains a holy car crash and the fact Arlo White has got a lovely lip mic. Plus, your Kiwi overlord. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #JERRYCAN #PHILMCCANN #SUGAR #PIGEONSTREET #RADIO1 #SOCIALISM #ENERGYDRINKS #CARCRASHINGPRIEST #HOLYJAGUAR #RKELLY #GBNEWS #LARRYANDPAUL #BREXIT #COBRAKAICRICKET #THEGRAUNIAD #GEOFFREYDURHAM #EPLNBC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BRIDLINGTON'S GREATEST EVER ENTERTAINER, BY THE WAY." Mike & Dan fill up your tank with joy, fun and laughter with chat about 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum' actors, The Courteeners resisting the obvious and Aussie funnymen. Plus, one of them's been on an eScooter. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RKELLY #YOUBEARS #CRICKET #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #COVID #ESCOOTER #THECOURTEENERS #SQUIRL #DONESTELLE #MAFSUK #CELEBRITYAPPRENTICEAUSTRALIA #ROSSNOBLE #JIMJEFFERIES #BOOSTERSHOT #RUNTHERISK #FUNHOUSE #SCHUMACHER #THESTIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE LONDON MONARCHS HAD CLIVE ALLEN." Mike & Dan recap The Emmys, bring a bigot in to the Bake Off tent and big up Cannock. Mike & Dan are available for corporate gigs and discos. WARNING, CONTAINS PARTIAL NUDITY. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #TOPLESS #JERSEYCITYFIREDEPARTMENT #COVID #PHOENIXNIGHTS #ALMASNOTNORMAL #WESTMIDLANDS #PIAZZA #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BOYCIE #OFAH #ICET #SCOTTFRANK #EMMYS2021 #LATENIGHTUSTV #JAYLENO #PANELSHOWS #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #CONAN #COLBERT #RESERVATIONDOGSONFX #THECRIBS #BLOSSOM #SHAUNWKEAVENY #MICHAELACOEL #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #NEWJERSEYSTALLIONS #T20BLASTFINALS #GBBO #THEMOVE #ROYWOOD #NMTBUZZCOCKS #SKYONC #CORPORATEGIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WOULD HAPPILY HAVE NORM MACDONALD BURIED IN MY HOT TUB." Mike & Dan bring you a Hot Tub-date via roasting regal PR, cricket and breaking noos from Australia. Beware the false ending - stop me, if you're never gonna give me up. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PRINCEPHILIP #BATTENBERG #ROYALPR #HOTTUBDATE #NORMMACDONALD #DONRICKLES #CAMPERVAN #TYVANASAURUSREX #PHOENIXNIGHTS #BREXITBUS #RICKASTLEY #THESMITHS #LANCASHIRE #CRICKET #YOUBEARS #FALSEENDING #BREAKINGNOOS #AUSTRALIA #CHINA #SUMBARINE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IT'S STILL ATTACHED, IT'S MORE OF AN ARCHIPELAGO AT THIS POINT." "IT'S ANGLESEY." Mike & Dan audition for Rupert Murdoch's new TV channel, discuss Dynasty and Premier League footballers' waking up habits. Plus some Grace Kelly. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #OLDMANACHES #GYM #RONALDO #CR7 #GBNEWS #TOPCONTENTCURSE #THEMEDIASHOW #SLADE #HAIRTRANSPLANT #CABINETRESHUFFLE #GENERALELECTION #SUBMARINE #METGALA #BRUCEFORSYTH #TALKTV #AUDITION #NICKIMINAJ #PRIVATEEYE #SIMONMCCOY #DYNASTY #MIKA #THEVOICE #GRACEKELLY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"HAVE YOU HEARD THE DUCK?" Mike & Dan demolish Tory Tax rises via The Water Hole in Erinsborough, talking ducks and apocalyptic zoo action movies that Gerard Butler should make. Plus, Satan and ABBA. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #AUSSIEDUCK #LOUCARPENTER #ABBA #SATANTICTEMPLE #THEFALL #TORYTAX #OATCAKE #PETERCAPALDI #OFAH #ZOOTRAGEDY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WHAT DID SHE DO, SCAT EVERYWHERE? AND I DON'T MEAN IN THE JAZZ STYLE." Mike & Dan talk The Chester Sting and Double Open University via Neo Anderson, a Dudley sitcom and Married At First Sight. You're not supposed to understand this pre-amble, it's here to intrigue. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #WILDBASIN #OPENUNIVERSITY #MATRIX4 #FOOFIGHTERS #NANDIBUSHELL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #DALLAS #BRIANCONLEY #LINEOFDUTY #VIGIL #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHT #MAFSUK #NAKEDATTRACTION *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"RING YOUR BELLS FOR ORMSKIRK!" Mike & Dan pillory American sports management and praise the emerging Yankee cricket scene. Again. Honestly, just watch it so Dan can shut up about it. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #EPL #EVERTON #LEEDS #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #MiLCUSA #THEHUNDRED #MLS #NEWYORKREDBULLS #HURRICANEHENRI #LANCASHIRE #ORMSKIRK #OMOGC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"COVENTRY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME S**T MYSELF." Mike & Dan attempt to rant about soccer but they natter about UK Radio instead, Kitchen Discos and Xmas hit, 'Stop The Cavalry'. And ghosts don't exist. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANT #MLS #BBCJUSTICE #MiLCUSA #MINORLEAGUECRICKET #RADIO #UKRADIO #KITCHENDISCO #CRAIGDAVID #SOPHIEELLISBEXTOR #TONYBLACKBURN #JONALEWIE #STOPTHEPIGEON #CARTOONS #COVENTRY #GHOSTS #TALLPAUL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"NEVERMIND GOD, HE'S LIKE THE QUEEN." Mike & Dan pick apart parliament over Afghan indecision, unintentionally insult Tottenham supporters and have a drink with a Lineker. With mentions of Last of the Summer Wine and your cat eating you. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #VICANDBOB #CATS #CATATTACK #NORABATTY #COMEDYCOMMONS #SCRAPPYDOO #JASONDOZZELL #R2EHETFACKIS #ELTEL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BASEMENTJAXX *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WE HAD TO WAIT. WE COULDN'T PULL OUT AS SOMEONE WAS REVERSING THE BATMOBILE" Mike & Dan deliver an outstanding lifehack, finally name the VW Campervan charabanc and dump on eScooters. Plus, you'll discover that Downtown LA is hillier than Sheffield. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LEGOLAND #MERLINPASS #GRANADASTUDIOTOURS #LIFEHACK #CAMPERVAN #THEOPEN #GOLF #DARTS #ASTONMARTIN #JAGUAR #JAMESBOND #BATMOBILE #ESCOOTERS #DOMINOSPIZZA #FALAFEL #NISA *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"IS THEY THE ONES WHO MAKE THE MAYONNAISE, MUNGO?" Mike & Dan have killed another well loved celebrity with the #TOPCONTENTCURSE. Sorry. They also sing like pop frauds, solve the turmoil in Afghanistan and learn the difference between a bank, a shore and a coast. Important stuff. Oh, and Legoland. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MILLIVANILLI #TOPCONTENTCURSE #UNASTUBBS #GIVEUSACLUE #AFGHANISTAN #LEGOLAND #CALIFORNIA #SOUTHPARK #DIDO #PERCYTHESTREAKER #HUMANASPARAGUS #FRIENDS #TRAINSPOTTING #SMOKEYANDTHEBANDIT #ARRESTEDDEVELOPMENT *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*