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@djmikepeters in the UK & @danmorfitt in the US creating TOP CONTENT for you! They analyse today's news so you can wilfully ignore such piffle #TOPCONTENTPOD *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

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    • Oct 6, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 25m AVG DURATION
    • 215 EPISODES


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    TC B King's Council and The Sunshine Band

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 32:00


    Originally recorded on September 15th 2022 In the 2nd of 2 Specials, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt natter aimlessly for what could possibly be the last TOP CONTENT for a while. God Save The King! Wakanda Forever. #MACRON #LIZTRUSS #PORKMARKETS #GBBO #LARRYANDPAUL #STORYMANAGEMENT #PADDINGTON #CHILDBIRTH #HOTTUBPDATE #EMILHESKEY #AUDI #MOISTURIZER

    TC A The Thérèse Coffey Tangent

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 34:54


    In 2 Special episodes, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt chunter about the world, post Her Maj Highness. Originally recorded on September 15th 2022. #THEQUEEN #MADRI #BEER #TORY #DRDRE #KINGCHARLESIII #CRICKET #MICHAELBALL#THE FALL #MARKESMITH #CENTER PARCS

    TOP CONTENT 3 024 - "BIG DUNC FOR PM"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 37:59


    "PARLIAMENT DOESN'T DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS. OTHERS WILL DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk Boris biopics, a future for British nations, and the elevation to royalty of the Radio 2 mid-morning GOD. Since recording, Durham Constabulary have cleared Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor of any potential "Beergate" crime. Funny that. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BBC #BORISJOHNSON #BIOPIC #NEILWARNOCK #DANWOTON #SIC #LABOUR #FUTURE #REFERENDUMDAY #UNITEDIRELAND #SCOTTISHINDEPENDENCE #WELSHINDEPENDENCE #ENGLAND #FAMILYGUY #SUMBARINES #KINGKENBRUCE #POPMASTERQUESTIONS #PMQS #JOEANDERSON #NOELEDMONDS #HOUSEOFCARDS #THEONESHOW #RHOBH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 023 - "EVERYBODY'S FREE TO BE EDUCATION SECRETARY"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 36:54


    "LIZ TRUSS IS GLUE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt recorded this on Thursday 7th July 2022. A lot has happened since then. And a lot hasn't. Neither will be going to a belated wedding party at Chequers now. Blast. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BORISJOHNSON #CHAOS #STEVEWRIGHT #RADIO2 #ENGLANDCRICKET #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOSTRADAMUSANDPPLIERS #LIZTRUSSISGLUE #RAPTURE #LURPAK #ROSATKINS #TALKTV #FATHERTED #CORRIE #BENNYHILL #HUGHGRANT #LOVEACTUALLY #CATMEWLING *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 022 - "THE RANTS PT 2"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 37:30


    ****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering**** "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'D GET A HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE FOR THAT..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk the madness enveloping the US and UK, debating abortion as only men can and destroying The Good Friday Agreement with the help of Radio 2, Top Gear and Bake Off. Contains creampies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHAGGY #SUPREMECOURT #ABORTIONRIGHTS #ROEVWADE #RIGHTTOPROTEST #PRUELEITH #BREXIT #KENBRUCE #JONHAMM #SIRPAULMCCARTNEY #JANUARY6COMMISSION #CARPETBAGGERS #FOLLOWTHEMONEY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 021 - "JAGGED LITTLE AUDI aka THE RANTS PT 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 36:58


    "THE CIVIC WAS BOMB PROOF." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about bad cars, Canadian megastars and abortion. Because. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #AUDI #HOTTUBDATE #VWTRANSPORTER #JAMESOBRIEN #LBC #ALANISMORRISSETTE #ABORTION #SLASH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 020 - "THE GROOMCUPBOARD"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 28:53


    "BORIS JOHNSON GOT THE ROUND WINDOW IN PLAYSCHOOL CONFUSED WITH THE GLORY HOLE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt are legitimate alternatives to Lauren Laverne, talking about Power Rangers and an exclusive look at the new Liverpool attack for the upcoming season. They are very hot and sticky. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOT #HARRYSTYLES #HOTTUBDATE #EARTHQUAKE #CBBC #POINTLESS #JANUARY6COMMISSION #POWERRANGERS #LFC #EPL #CATS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 019 - "GIN AND DEUCE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 36:05


    "WARRINGTON IS THE UPSIDE DOWN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt get interrupted by Alexa, toilet breaks and thinking of Boris Johnson as a child of Blackadder. As always, with apologies to Sue Barker. Contains a Hot Tubpdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOTTUBDATE #NEWBABY #STRANGERTHINGS4 #RWANDA #VWTRANSPORTER #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #CENTERPARCS #FLYFORD #TOPCONTENTCURSE #SUBARKER #TENNIS #WIMBLEDON #GEIDT #TEASOCK #MANVSBEE #BLACKADDER #PMQS #THESTONK #COMICRELIEF #TOAST *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 018 - "BIG WINDOW!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 35:23


    "Arthur Askey did it. George Formby did it. Aristotle did it." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look upon the Adrian Chiles phenomenon, break down YouTubers and American Exceptionalism again and ask, "Is Heroin Horse?". They look at French foreign policy so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARIS #LIVERPOOL #DEPPHEARD #HILLSBOROUGH #TARBUCK #UVALDE #SKYNEWS #YOUTUBERS #INFLUENCERS #THEDAYTODAY #WOMENONLYGUNS #ADRIANCHILES #JOHNROBINS #CRICKET #STRANGERTHINGS4 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 017 - "PLATTYJOOBS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 35:23


    "I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SILENT DISCO THIS WEEKEND..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt compare a Radio 1 and Radio 2 legend to a Timelord (but Who?), give more royalties to Peter Kay, look at bad pop at football finals and get excited for darts in NYC! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #CRICKET #WFH #JUBILEE #BREXIT #RADIO #PLATTYJOOBS #FLIGHTOFTHECONCHORDS #TAIKAWAITITI #LIGHTYEAR #USDARTS #PDC #STEVEWRIGHT #DRWHO #ALEXLOWE #BINLEYMEGACHIPPY #WUTANGFOREVER #LFC #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #CBS #JERSEYSHORE #CAMILACABELLO #PITBULL #BIRMINGHAM2022 #COMMONWEALTH #PEAKYBLINDERS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 016 - "CHÂTEAU VERLEFLORE"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 32:21


    ****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering. Listener disctretion is advised**** "ROSS KING. IS HE STILL ON LORRAINE?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about BBC slots, enjoyable wiffle and the Second Coming. And have some hot biscuit chat too. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #LORRAINE #FOOTBALL #BISCUITS #10DOWNINGSTREET #PISSUP #BLACKADDER #POLITICS #SUEGRAY #MICHAELJACKSON #AVAWHITE #RAPTURE #CHOCKABLOCK #BARENAKEDLADIES #BUTTERY #HARRYSTYLES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 015 - "BARENAKED LADS"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 32:15


    "HAVE THE WIG ALL-TO-COCK, TAKE THE WOODEN TEETH OUT." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look back upon a week of news of unrelenting misery with a brilliant gag on the ex-Duke of York and a US comic. They have their fingers on the pulse. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PM #SIRBEERKORMA #TEXASSHOOTING #UVALDE #GUNCONTROL #TRANSRIGHTS #ABORTION #SUPREMECOURT #THEQUEEN #RHS #BARENAKEDLADIES #PMQS #SUEGRAY #CHRISSYROCK #DICKCLARK #BABIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 014 - "ROE V JAMES WADE"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 36:49


    "THE AMAZING NEW SIGNING FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED... IS GREG NORMAN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt have worked out what Neil Parish was really Googling, look at a nuclear threat and bring a reggae/Cardiacs bent to Top Content with 80s nostalgia. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RIGHTWINGMEDIA #GOODISONPARK #EFC #COURTARTIST #USDARTS #WORKWORKWORK #TRACTORCORN #NIZLOPI #PARTYGATE #BEERGATE #RADIATION #FOKAWOLF #CHOCKABLOCK #PETERGOSLING #CARDIACS #VICANDBOB #COMEDY #KITH #PODCASTS #NEIGHBOURS #KYLIE #WEARETHECHAMPIONS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 013 - "REAL WORLD EVENTS"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 35:38


    "WE WERE BACK FROM LIVE-STREAMING A FUNERAL THIS MORNING." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt want to make a Bayeux Tapestry from the WAGatha Christie court sketches, take a scatological look at sport and congratulate a friend, contributor and listener of Top Content on their new job! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #DIZZINESS #COVID #DANWALKER #BIRTH #PAVILION #THEQUEEN #WAGATHACHRISTIE #ROONEY #BAYEUXTAPESTRY #EVERTON #FOOTBALL #LINEKER #CORDEN #RADIO1 #GEORDIEJUMPERS #LAURIEMCMENEMY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 012 - "COMPLETE SLIMEBALL"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 61:27


    "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. I LIKE NOTTINGHAMSHIRE. NOTTINGHAMSHIRE IS A GOOD COUNTY." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt return with tales of woe, joy with the return of county cricket, red puffa jackets, and manage to slip in a quick erotic book review at the end. They love you.#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #DOWNSTREAM #TALKTV #BIGDAWG #WESTWOOD #WETSWOOD #PIERS #SLIMEBALL #VAN #CAR #FASTSHOW #PAVILION #TRUMP #TWITTER #MoS #OLDHAM #EVERTON #EFL #PURDAH #NEWARK #JOSSACKLAND #ENGLANDCRICKET #STATATTACK #EROTICA #PAMAYRES #DORRIESIAN #ISIHAC #POSTCODELOTTERY #BURY #VAUXHALLMOTORSG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

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    TOP CONTENT 3 011 - "DINING WITH MURDERERS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 57:24


    "HE WOULD BE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IF HE'D GOT GIVEN AN HONORARY DOCTORATE... WOULD THEN INSIST ON BEING CALLED DOCTOR." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt rename Loose Women, query the Americans' celebration of St Patrick's Day and review TV with a box of Peeps and bad financial advice. Contains Finnish athletes. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #PEEPS #JOHNOLIVER #CORBYN #HAM #OLIGARCH #TOPCONTENTCURSE #FLAGS #STPATRICKSDAY #JANZELEZNY #FEDERATIONOFSMALLBUSINESSES #CILLABLACK #JEREMYKYLE #MATTHEWGRAYGUBLER #THEMENTALIST #INVENTINGANNA #TOPGUN #SLACKTWATS #EVERTON #RINGOSTARR #YEMEN #GREGGS #KINGSLYNN #BURTON #PEAKYBLINDERS #LESDENNIS #STEPHENGRAHAM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 010 - "WHELPS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 51:47


    "I WANT JOHN CENA TO TAKE JUDI DENCH ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt castigate Churchill, merge the DC Comics Universe with the Carla Lane Universe, and Chelsea are laughed at. All while Dan eats a bagel and Mike brings back memories of Pebble Mill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #WRESTLING #WWE #CHURCHILL #UKRAINE #PARTRIDGE #DISNEY+ #OBIWANKENOBI #VISA #ACCESS #KOMPROMAT #POLITICALNARCISSISM #JOHNOLIVER #BRYANADAMS #TANTRICSEX #IMPEACHED #REGGIEPERRIN #JOHNCENA #PEACEMAKER #JUDIDENCH #BLACKADDER #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEBATMAN #CHELSEAFC #EVERTON #SKYSPORTSNEWS #BBCNEWS #INSURANCE #TEA #WORDLE #CORRIE #TAIKAWAITITI #REFUGEES #BIGTVS #JIMMYFALLON #WOGAN #PEBBLEMILL #JOHNLESLIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

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    TOP CONTENT 3 009 - "CANDY & FLOWERS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 52:37


    "I'M WRITING TO YOUTUBE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS VIDEO NOT BEING ACCURATE..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about how kids are dealing with the path to World War 3, argue about the Top 10 Manchester United goalkeepers and how Paul isn't dead. Yet. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #GENDERREVEAL #PUTIN #FOOTBALL #GAZTOP #DANNYBAKER #CARTERUSM #CHELSEAFC #MUFC #EVERTON #LFC #HCAFC #CARABAOCUP #CHANNEL4 #MAFSA #YOUTUBE #FANTHEORY #PAULISDEAD #FALSEORTRUE #SHREWSBURYTOWN *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 009 BONUS - "TRUE FACT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 14:29


    009 BONUS EPISODE! This is for @shaunwkeaveny with a collaboration idea, and for the BBC to get Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt in to present The Media Show. Includes talk of invading Wales. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #NOTTINGHAM #SOUTHAMPTON #FOOTBALL #PETERCROUCH #PODCASTS #BBC #THENEWSQUIZ #THEMEDIASHOW #SHAUNKEAVNEY #MEERKATS #INVASION #WALES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 008 - "COURAGE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 52:05


    "IT IS PARENTING, ON A GEOPOLITICAL SCALE." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt correlate the tiny degrees of separation from the war in Ukraine by bringing in Jimmy Carr, Dion Dublin, and a UFC Champion to the conversation. They also send an untrained Ed Sheeran on a Mission to Moscow, via Jedward and a shed. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #UKRAINE #RUSSIA #WAR #PUTIN #CHINA #CARRYONEMMANUEL #MERKEL #STORMS #EUNICEHUTHART #GLADIATORS #SHED #HUTH #DADSARMY #TAKEMEOUT #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #MENINBLAZERS #COURAGE #WORCESTERCITY #PEAKYBLINDERS #THEKINGSMAN #TOTP #CROWDCAMPAIGN #METAVERSE #CONORMCGREGOR #SOFAS #INFLATION #SOUTHPARK #JEDWARD #CANADIANTRUCKERS #JAMESBLUNT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #JASONLEE #SING2 #ADAMBUXTON #THEBATMAN #LIVERPOOL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 007 - "ALL THE RONS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 49:00


    "CAN YOU IMAGINE IF KERRY KATONA GOT MARRIED TO KURT ZOUMA?" Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt talk pigs, cats, and the massively talented Walker family. Contains cocaine, The Krankies and Ukraine. Lock-in to lock-down by being locked-out with Top Content. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #THEKRANKIES #NYC #KERRYKATONA #CATOWNER #KURTZOUMA #HOUSEOFCOMMONS #THEBRITS2022 #HOOLIGANISM #COCAINE #DPING #UKRADIO #PLASTICSURGERY #JIMMYCARR #SACHSGATE #COLBERT #JOEROGAN #CRICKET #UKRAINE #THEVONBONDIES #DIETFASCISM #MONESKIN #GHOST #UNCHAINEDMELODY #WALKERBROTHERS #DANWALKER #PEANUTS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 006 - "MARMALADE & DANDRUFF"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 49:32


    "PUTIN'S ABOUT TO INVADE DEVON..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt moan on marmalade, goalkeepers taking power in the UK and sing another West End/Broadway hit! Also contains audio of a cat's early morning motions. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RAJAR #UKRADIO #PARLIAMENT #JIMMYSAVILE #DILF #PMQS #CIDER #COVID #LBC #JOB #PARLIAMENTARYPRIVILEGE #OLIVER! #KENNYEVERETT #RYLAN #ROCKPROFILE #OLIVERKAHN #REACHER *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 005 - "CULSHAW WARS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 56:43


    "IS REAL BRITAIN WITH DARREN GRIMES LIKE THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS?" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt celebrate Barry Cryer, propose Morrissey helps Adele in Vegas, and they play with Lego. They also pitch more shows to GBeebies, this time with retired British tennis pros and Radio 1 disc jockeys. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DANMORFITT #USCABLE #T20CRICKET #BARRYCRYER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #AFGHANHOUNDAIRLIFT #PARTYLINE #PARTYGATE #PARTYMAN #PARLIAMENT #10DOWNINGST #DOWNINONEST #THEDAYTODAY #LSSC #RUSSIA #UKRAINE #MORRISSEY #ADELE #MARKESMITH #SEARCHPARTYHBO #SEINFELD #FRIENDS #LEGO #HARRYPOTTER #JIGSAWS #WARNERBROSSTUDIOTOUR #COMINGTOAMERICA #BRITISHTENNIS #GRIMMY *ATopContentProduction.COM*

    TOP CONTENT 3 004 - "OUR PIERREPOINT PRESENTATION"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 43:03


    "THERE'S A MURKY TRANSPARANCY TO ALL OF THIS... IT'S LIKE THE FROSTED GLASS OF A BATHROOM WINDOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt are available to play tunes for any Government department that asks, they are DJs for hire. Includes spinning magma and never ending love for Nic Cage, with plenty of political misinformation to boot! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RICKYGERVAIS #BORISJOHNSON #1922 #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL #THESIMPSONS #BARNARDCASTLE #GENERALELECTION #GOVTOFNATIONALUNITY #PIERREPOINT #SUEGRAY #DISINFORMATION #BBC #LEANNRIMES #NATIONALTREASURE #KATIEMELUA #TONGA #THEENDISNIGH #MOLTENCORE #MAGNETICFIELD #DJFORHIRE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 003 - "OPERATION BOTULISM"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 42:08


    "I WOULD GIVE MY EYETEETH FOR MEDIOCRITY RIGHT NOW." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt put forth their plan to save English cricket, perform an autopsy on After Life and reveal what Eamonn Holmes might do before Breakfast on GBeebies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #CRICKET #HARRYSTYLES #AFTERLIFE #NETFLIX #RICKYGERVAIS #GBNEWS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 002 - "BYOBS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 44:25


    "BORIS WOULD BE LIKE A BULL IN A BULLS**T SHOP." Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt explore what happens when a monarch dies, imagine the PM on daytime TV and propose that only writer & broadcaster Martin Kelner can save the Tories now. Includes transfer talk and Ariel's mighty hammering. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #SATIRE #AVFC #BORISJOHNSON #SUEGRAY #DEMARAIGRAY #BYOBS #PRINCEANDREW #ANDREW #ILFRACOMBE #BBC #YELLOWPERIL #FIGHTINGTALK #THEFALL #ALANPARTRIDGE #WILLANDGRACE #NOVAXDJOKOVIC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 3 001 - "TYNETEASMAID"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 73:23


    "HOW DO YOU THINK ALTERN-8 DID IT IN THE NINETIES?" Back for season 3, Mike and Dan question the New Year Honours List, pick out some baby names and discover the new ways to grow the listener base for Top Content. Plus, the usual cancel culture bobbins, Mike's COVID experiences and perfume ads. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #HCAFC #EVERTON #THEVOICE #TOTP #ALANIS #FOOFIGHTERS #SHEDSEVEN #COVID #TEASMAID #SWISSTONY #MATTHANCOCK #TLOG #GYM #UKRADIO #VOICETRACKING #PITBULL #CRICKET #THEASHES #TMS #CANCELCULTURE #NYETV #YEARSANDYEARS #ALANPARTRIDGE #PERFUMEADSFORSALE #THEDAYTODAY #NEWYEARSHONOURSLIST #EARLOBE #DADAISM #BABYNAMES #HOTTUBDATE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 089 - "GIVE US A COUP"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 36:01


    "THE STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN, THE VALUE HAS DROPPED." Mike & Dan can't be arsed with anything anymore so dismantle the state of reality by the way of Katrina and The Waves. And wonder why Aussie men can't stop crying. Featuring Alan Carr as the former editor of the Daily Mail. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #BORIS #PEPPAPIG #SKYNEWS #CIVILSERVICE #RITTENHOUSE #SUCCESSION #LINEOFDUTY #OFCOM #ALANCARR #ADELE #AUSSIEJOURNALISTS #CRYING #ALEXIWOBI #EVERTON #NOELEDMONDS #WALKLIKEAPANTHER #ALLSEEINGI #SHAUNWKEAVENY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 088 - "GBYBIBYL"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 25:07


    "LET'S NOT FORGET, RAY STANTZ GETS A B*****B FROM A GHOST IN THE FIRST ONE." Mike & Dan face off on movies and give Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo a run for their money. A Northern Siskel and Ebert, if you will. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TAKETHAT #GETBACK #THEBEATLES #PETERKAY #FACEOFF #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE2 #KERMODEMAYO #WITTERTAINMENT #MCU #MARVEL #IMAX #GHOSTBUSTERSAFTERLIFE #MANUTD #IACGMOOH #CELEBRITY #QOS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 087 - "NOEL'S NOUS PARTY"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 29:01


    "JACOB REES-MOGG GOT DOWN TO THE FINAL 10 TO BE IN STEPS AND THEN PETE WATERMAN SAID NO." Mike & Dan talk sexual predators, the 80s and having a mobile office. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #EIGHTIES #INFRASTRUCTURE #SEXUALPREDATORS #EURYTHMICS #CHERUBIM #SERAPHIM #HOMENATIONS #GIVEUSACLUE #IACGMOOH #CHILDACTORS #STEPS #VENGABOYS #SOCCERAM #EVERTON #BETTEMIDLER #DESKJET *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 086 - "ZAHAWI & WOMACK AKA THIS IS YOUR LIFE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 36:58


    "LITERALLY." Mike & Dan talk terrorism, cronyism and racism. A surprisingly light, carefree podcast that will fill you with Teardrops. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #LIVERPOOL #TERRORISM #TAXI #FOURLIONS #CAMPERVAN #FENTON! #RACISTCRICKET #KOALA #TORYCORRUPTION #CRONYISM #ELISANDJOHN #EIGHTIES *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 085 - "LEGGY DISPLAY"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 47:49


    "I COULDN'T... WITHOUT SPLASHING IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND IN MY EYES." Mike & Dan chat about the latest UK Govt. bungle and Sir Ply Chayne-Isuze in the House of Lords. Plus, I'm A Celebrity ideas, a love for Brummie vacuum cleaners and the general unease of a North West City. Also includes a Hot Tub-date. Apologies to Michael Aspel in advance. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TOPCONTENTCURSE #LIONELBLAIR #GIVEUSACLUE #CLIMATECHANGE #COP26 #BORISUNMASKED #OCCAMSRAZOR #JONHOLMES #RADIO4 #DAYTIMETV #ELECTRONIC #GEOFFREYCOXX #HOLIDAYS #IACGMOOH #RICHARDMADELEY #FOTC #MICHAELLEGGE #BIGBIRD #VAX #NOTANAD #ADBLUE #HOTTUPDATE #ALANPARTRIDGE #MANCHESTER #FOXDOGSTUDIOS #SIRPLYCHAINISSUES #LARRYANDPAUL #HAMSTERS #MICHAELASPEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 084 - "TOFF GEAR"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 54:50


    "ARE WE IN THE METAVERSE NOW?" Mike & Dan proffer alternative careers advice for the PM, push comedian Greg Davies for Parliament and ponder a Dark Knight taking on the Toon. All with, as expected, unashamed government corruption. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TORYCORRUPTION #OWENPATERSON #TOPGEAR #TOPCONTENTCURSE #KEVINANDPERRY #COP26 #CNN #SIRDAVIDATTENBOROUGH #CRICKET #YORKSHIRE #RACISTS #METAVERSE #GYM #THEFALL #PRIVATEEYE #R4TODAY #GREGDAVIES #EDMILIBAND #TRUMP #JFKJR #MRQSHULL #CURB #HOLLYOAKS #CANS #NUFC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 083 - "BACKWARDS D"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 51:52


    "BLACKPOOL - IT'S RIBBLE'D FOR YOUR PLEASURE." Mike & Dan sink cans, sing Camouflage and remember a great football man. Plus the Shipping Forecast as never heard before and the most unexpected end to a podcast you'll ever listen to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #NORMANCOLLIER #WALTERSMITH #EVERTON #GERS #NMTB #SLIDINGDOORS #SHALLOWHAL #DELTAPLUS #CONVIVIALFRATERNALSPIRIT #SHIPPINGFORECAST #MPSSALARIES #INFLATION #SUPPLYCHAINSNAPPED #CANS #BOBURNHAM #CAMOUFLAGE #BLACKPOOL #SEWAGE #THEFALL #COLDPLAY #AIRNRPOD #ADVENTURESINPOD #FLOODING #BILLYJOEL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 082 - "NICKY CAMPBELL"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 55:45


    "SPINAL TAP'S, OR WILTSHIRE'S, STONEHENGE?" Mike & Dan drone on about New York's rivers, John Leslie's central heating and there's a underappreciated Kanye gag in there too. The state of the world is blamed on Jenny Powell. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARTRIDGE #COVIDBOOSTER #TATU #CANS #DRONES #TOMANDJERRY #ATCQ #WIDNES #JUSTAMINUTE #SIRDAVIDAMESSMP #CAKE #POLITICALCLASS #HATTMANCOCK #COUNTRYFILE #BLACKBURNROVERS #GYLESBRANDRETH #ADELE #ALANHAWKSHAW #TOPCONTENTCURSE #COLINPOWELL #JENNYPOWELL #TOTP #6DEGREES #NICKYCAMPBELL #RADIATORS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 081 - "THE SEVEN AGES OF FEARNE COTTON"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 49:48


    "ARE WE TALKING METAPHORICAL, ARE YOU HAVING SOME SEXUAL PROBLEMS?" Mike & Dan talk oooooooh, fashion, turn to left. They impersonate Geordies too, sing a bit and rap about killer whales. Your weekly medicine because you are ill. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHATNERINSPACE #KIRK #FASHION #FASTFASHION #RETROSMELLS #COVIDREPORTUK #APACHE #SHAMELESS #SONGSOFPRAISE #ENERGYCRISIS #SHAUNWKEAVNEY #FLORIDA #GREASE #RRP #CATHERINECOOKSON #NUFC #FOOTBALL #POLICESQUAD #MICHAELSPICER #BLACKFISH #LITTLEMIX #MUFASA #HYPEMAN #EARWORM #OHRWURM #GLADYSKNIGHT #TOTP #FEARNECOTTON #CLONES #MORGANAROBINSON #ITVHUB *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 080 - "_________ BOND"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 34:14


    "I DID GET ALL TINGLY AT THAT POINT... ALTHOUGH I'D JUST HAD CREAM ON A GINGERBREAD LATTE." Mike & Dan review 007's latest movie and become Hollywood moguls, via Stoke and Lancastrian cobbled streets. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #THESOPRANOS #CATS #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 #THEDARKKNIGHT #HOLLYWOOD #RYANREYNOLDS #BURSLEM #CORRIE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 079 - "ACPIAD"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 16:28


    "10 YEARS ON, NOTHING'S CHANGED. THE RIOT ISN'T OVER." Genuine Warning - Mike & Dan talk about the murders of Sarah Everard and Sabina Nessa, and the nationwide riots of 2011. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SARAHEVERARD #SABINANESSA #POLICE #2011RIOTS #PIERS #NOMINATIVEDETERMINISM #THEDAYTODAY #NOTIMETODIE #BOND25 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 078 - "GREAT BRITAIN DOWN"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 34:19


    "IT CAN'T ALL JUST BE ABOUT DOING JOE WICKS." Mike & Dan talk Bond, Boris and Larry David at Anfield for the Man Citeh game... Or was it? #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #MOVIEPRODUCERS #FACEBOOK #BOND25 #NOTIMETODIE #TPC #BBCTODAY #SHADOWSFX #WWDITS #ROCKPROFILE #JAMIETHEAKSTON #NILSSON #COVID19 #HGV #ADAMBARLOW #CORRIE #HANSZIMMER #SEINFELD #LARRYDAVID #C4 #BBC #FONT #TYPEFACE #IACGMOOH #FREEBRITNEY #SPICEGIRLS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 077 - "RED LINE WARRIOR"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 29:30


    "MILK LORDSURALUN SUGAR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TANK. YOU CAN USE A BACKHAND TECHNIQUE." Mike & Dan blame the UK Fool Fuel Crisis on Radio 1 favourites and market the phrase "Leave It For The People Who Need It". Also contains a holy car crash and the fact Arlo White has got a lovely lip mic. Plus, your Kiwi overlord. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #JERRYCAN #PHILMCCANN #SUGAR #PIGEONSTREET #RADIO1 #SOCIALISM #ENERGYDRINKS #CARCRASHINGPRIEST #HOLYJAGUAR #RKELLY #GBNEWS #LARRYANDPAUL #BREXIT #COBRAKAICRICKET #THEGRAUNIAD #GEOFFREYDURHAM #EPLNBC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 076 - "BRITAIN BINGO"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 34:52


    "BRIDLINGTON'S GREATEST EVER ENTERTAINER, BY THE WAY." Mike & Dan fill up your tank with joy, fun and laughter with chat about 'It Ain't Half Hot, Mum' actors, The Courteeners resisting the obvious and Aussie funnymen. Plus, one of them's been on an eScooter. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #RKELLY #YOUBEARS #CRICKET #FOOLFUELCRISISUK #COVID #ESCOOTER #THECOURTEENERS #SQUIRL #DONESTELLE #MAFSUK #CELEBRITYAPPRENTICEAUSTRALIA #ROSSNOBLE #JIMJEFFERIES #BOOSTERSHOT #RUNTHERISK #FUNHOUSE #SCHUMACHER #THESTIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 075 - "CRY ME A MASO"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 39:47


    "THE LONDON MONARCHS HAD CLIVE ALLEN." Mike & Dan recap The Emmys, bring a bigot in to the Bake Off tent and big up Cannock. Mike & Dan are available for corporate gigs and discos. WARNING, CONTAINS PARTIAL NUDITY. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #TOPLESS #JERSEYCITYFIREDEPARTMENT #COVID #PHOENIXNIGHTS #ALMASNOTNORMAL #WESTMIDLANDS #PIAZZA #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BOYCIE #OFAH #ICET #SCOTTFRANK #EMMYS2021 #LATENIGHTUSTV #JAYLENO #PANELSHOWS #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #CONAN #COLBERT #RESERVATIONDOGSONFX #THECRIBS #BLOSSOM #SHAUNWKEAVENY #MICHAELACOEL #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #NEWJERSEYSTALLIONS #T20BLASTFINALS #GBBO #THEMOVE #ROYWOOD #NMTBUZZCOCKS #SKYONC #CORPORATEGIG *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 074 - "COME ON, VORDERMAN"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 26:51


    "I WOULD HAPPILY HAVE NORM MACDONALD BURIED IN MY HOT TUB." Mike & Dan bring you a Hot Tub-date via roasting regal PR, cricket and breaking noos from Australia. Beware the false ending - stop me, if you're never gonna give me up. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PRINCEPHILIP #BATTENBERG #ROYALPR #HOTTUBDATE #NORMMACDONALD #DONRICKLES #CAMPERVAN #TYVANASAURUSREX #PHOENIXNIGHTS #BREXITBUS #RICKASTLEY #THESMITHS #LANCASHIRE #CRICKET #YOUBEARS #FALSEENDING #BREAKINGNOOS #AUSTRALIA #CHINA #SUMBARINE *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 073 - "HAIR EVOLUTION"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 32:31


    "IT'S STILL ATTACHED, IT'S MORE OF AN ARCHIPELAGO AT THIS POINT." "IT'S ANGLESEY." Mike & Dan audition for Rupert Murdoch's new TV channel, discuss Dynasty and Premier League footballers' waking up habits. Plus some Grace Kelly. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #OLDMANACHES #GYM #RONALDO #CR7 #GBNEWS #TOPCONTENTCURSE #THEMEDIASHOW #SLADE #HAIRTRANSPLANT #CABINETRESHUFFLE #GENERALELECTION #SUBMARINE #METGALA #BRUCEFORSYTH #TALKTV #AUDITION #NICKIMINAJ #PRIVATEEYE #SIMONMCCOY #DYNASTY #MIKA #THEVOICE #GRACEKELLY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 072 - "WHIPSNADE HAS FALLEN"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 27:53


    "HAVE YOU HEARD THE DUCK?" Mike & Dan demolish Tory Tax rises via The Water Hole in Erinsborough, talking ducks and apocalyptic zoo action movies that Gerard Butler should make. Plus, Satan and ABBA. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #AUSSIEDUCK #LOUCARPENTER #ABBA #SATANTICTEMPLE #THEFALL #TORYTAX #OATCAKE #PETERCAPALDI #OFAH #ZOOTRAGEDY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 071 - "SENSIBLE NOT CENTRIST"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 24:38


    "WHAT DID SHE DO, SCAT EVERYWHERE? AND I DON'T MEAN IN THE JAZZ STYLE." Mike & Dan talk The Chester Sting and Double Open University via Neo Anderson, a Dudley sitcom and Married At First Sight. You're not supposed to understand this pre-amble, it's here to intrigue. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #WILDBASIN #OPENUNIVERSITY #MATRIX4 #FOOFIGHTERS #NANDIBUSHELL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #DALLAS #BRIANCONLEY #LINEOFDUTY #VIGIL #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHT #MAFSUK #NAKEDATTRACTION *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 070 - "MAJOR LEAGUE SAGA"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 26:03


    "RING YOUR BELLS FOR ORMSKIRK!" Mike & Dan pillory American sports management and praise the emerging Yankee cricket scene. Again. Honestly, just watch it so Dan can shut up about it. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #EPL #EVERTON #LEEDS #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #MiLCUSA #THEHUNDRED #MLS #NEWYORKREDBULLS #HURRICANEHENRI #LANCASHIRE #ORMSKIRK #OMOGC *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 069 - "ARNOLD NOT ARTHUR"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 22:02


    "COVENTRY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME S**T MYSELF." Mike & Dan attempt to rant about soccer but they natter about UK Radio instead, Kitchen Discos and Xmas hit, 'Stop The Cavalry'. And ghosts don't exist. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #RANT #MLS #BBCJUSTICE #MiLCUSA #MINORLEAGUECRICKET #RADIO #UKRADIO #KITCHENDISCO #CRAIGDAVID #SOPHIEELLISBEXTOR #TONYBLACKBURN #JONALEWIE #STOPTHEPIGEON #CARTOONS #COVENTRY #GHOSTS #TALLPAUL *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 068 - "KINKY ROBBIE FOWLER"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 19:38


    "NEVERMIND GOD, HE'S LIKE THE QUEEN." Mike & Dan pick apart parliament over Afghan indecision, unintentionally insult Tottenham supporters and have a drink with a Lineker. With mentions of Last of the Summer Wine and your cat eating you. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #VICANDBOB #CATS #CATATTACK #NORABATTY #COMEDYCOMMONS #SCRAPPYDOO #JASONDOZZELL #R2EHETFACKIS #ELTEL #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BASEMENTJAXX *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 067 - "FRENCH KEBABS"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 32:26


    "WE HAD TO WAIT. WE COULDN'T PULL OUT AS SOMEONE WAS REVERSING THE BATMOBILE" Mike & Dan deliver an outstanding lifehack, finally name the VW Campervan charabanc and dump on eScooters. Plus, you'll discover that Downtown LA is hillier than Sheffield. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LEGOLAND #MERLINPASS #GRANADASTUDIOTOURS #LIFEHACK #CAMPERVAN #THEOPEN #GOLF #DARTS #ASTONMARTIN #JAGUAR #JAMESBOND #BATMOBILE #ESCOOTERS #DOMINOSPIZZA #FALAFEL #NISA *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

    TOP CONTENT 2 066 - "TALIBAN FURLOUGH"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 30:29


    "IS THEY THE ONES WHO MAKE THE MAYONNAISE, MUNGO?" Mike & Dan have killed another well loved celebrity with the #TOPCONTENTCURSE. Sorry. They also sing like pop frauds, solve the turmoil in Afghanistan and learn the difference between a bank, a shore and a coast. Important stuff. Oh, and Legoland. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MILLIVANILLI #TOPCONTENTCURSE #UNASTUBBS #GIVEUSACLUE #AFGHANISTAN #LEGOLAND #CALIFORNIA #SOUTHPARK #DIDO #PERCYTHESTREAKER #HUMANASPARAGUS #FRIENDS #TRAINSPOTTING #SMOKEYANDTHEBANDIT #ARRESTEDDEVELOPMENT *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

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