Chaotic good. Bad at math. Queer as hell! The unlikeliest of heroes sets off on an adventure to save the land of Emaralia... which might prove a tad more dangerous than expected. Dungeon Master Noah Perito leads this small-party DnD 5e comedy/drama.
The Try Not To Die podcast is an absolute gem in the world of realplay podcasts. From the very first episode, it hooks you with its wild and fun energy, making it impossible to stop listening. With a small cast, the connection between the characters feels tight-knit and the energy stays consistently high. The vocal acting is amazing, with hilarious role-playing and great chemistry between the actors. The original music adds another layer of enjoyment to the show, drawing you further into the story. Overall, this podcast is a must-listen for anyone looking for a realplay podcast that focuses more on comedy than rolls.
One of the best aspects of The Try Not To Die podcast is its ability to capture the fun and camaraderie of playing D&D with friends. The DM, Noah, is incredibly talented and strikes a perfect balance between creativity, humor, and fairness as he guides the players through their adventures. Lisa and Shane bring their characters, Zola and Scram, to life with relatable spunkiness and create scenes that will have you crying with laughter. The chemistry between all three actors is palpable, making for an engaging and entertaining listening experience. Additionally, the story itself is vivid and engaging, keeping you hooked from start to finish.
While there are truly few flaws in this podcast, one potential downside is that it may not appeal to those who prefer a heavier focus on gameplay mechanics or more serious storytelling. The emphasis here lies more on funny moments rather than intricate rolls or high-stakes drama. However, if you're someone who enjoys a lighthearted approach to D&D podcasts and values comedy above all else, then this podcast will be right up your alley.
In conclusion, The Try Not To Die podcast is an absolute joy to listen to. With its fantastic vocal acting, hilarious role-play moments, and awesome original music, it brings together all the elements needed for a memorable realplay experience. The small party size allows for a well-paced story that doesn't get bogged down by too many voices, and the chemistry between the actors is infectious. Whether you're a seasoned D&D player or a beginner looking to learn more about the game, this podcast offers an accessible and incredibly entertaining journey. So sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in this delightful adventure.
ARC 5 of Campaign III: Oddjobs begins here! It's pizza night in the Astral Sea, and there's only one place Jass is going to secure funds for the ingredients... whatever those are. We'd be grateful if you'd support our little show by joining our Patreon (where there's tons of bonus episodes and behind the scenes content). Or if you're feeling generous, you can send us a few coppers (or platinum???), no-strings-attached, on Buy Me A Coffee. Shout out as always to our brilliant network Lore Party - check out their nerdy podcasts if you're a NERD LIKE US! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Door opening 1" - Bowen707"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound"Wood Splintering (1 Break)" - wavecal22"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24 All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
URGENT (okay, not urgent) UPDATE FROM ODDJOBS HQ! Fetch, stand up straight. Check out our Patreon here, or donate to our Buy Me a Coffee here! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
The Little Maker reveals itself... Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is the finale of our Dune mini-campaign (at least FOR NOW), so if you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Rozhok, Ziggy, and the Lord Benedict delve deep into the hidden temple of the Little Maker... Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "gun-cocking-sound" - theartguild of Freesound.org "shotscifipowerdownbuildshorthighs" - cjdeets of Freesound.org "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Dropping in to give a quick update from Oddjobs (and TNTD) HQ! May and June are ONCE AGAIN GOING TO BE INSANE so stay tuned for future updates - there's still plenty of content coming up (especially on our Patreon). Check out the Gom Jabbar podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and Act I and II of Dungeons of Dune right before this memo! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Off the Golden Path... We re-join Rozhok and Dr. Ziggy huddled in the wreckage of a House Borgene vessel, desperate to survive a Coriolis Storm… Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is also the SECOND EPISODE so make sure you listen to Act I first! If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE! In this Dune themed mini-campaign, DM Noah takes hosts Abu and Leo of the Lore Party podcast Gom Jabbar off the Golden Path and on a wild worm adventure in the Dune-iverse. Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers! If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! ACT II OUT NOW! That's right this is a DOUBLE DROP!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez "wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "helicopter-ride-interior-omni-mics-roland-r26" - gladkiy “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind "Explosion 01" - tommccaann “Portal-idle” - couchhero "Klaxon Alarm Sound" - thatSFXguy "Electric Sparks, Railway, A.wav" - InspectorJ "crashing" - smmassuda "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! In this, our 50th Content Surge, we are joined by Caleb, Conner (@ConnerHowardVO), and Michael (@farristhewheel) of our network Lore Party to discuss the diesel-fueled Ren Fair Drama, Knightriders! In case you missed it, LAST WEEK we released the ENTIRE SCORE of campaign 2 in honor of Musemakers 1 year anniversary!!! You can listen to it NOW wherever you get your music so go check it out: Musemakers (Official Podcast Soundtrack) As you can see we are continuing the celebration by releasing this episode of Media Musings, the media review series we've begun posting on our patreon at the $10 tier. Thank you for your patience - we've got a VERY SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE coming out THIS FRIDAY! DM Noah will be running a Dune-themed Dungeons and Dragons campaign that features the hosts of the amazing Dune podcast Gom Jabbar - so stay tuned!!! More schedule updates will come next week, so for now we hope you enjoyed and please check out our illustrious guests in the links below! Caleb Conner Howard Michael Farris Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. All music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Oops - accidentally hit reply all and sent this to everyone in the multiverse... TL;DR The lovely Lisa will be out adventuring on their honeymoon (WISH THEM ALL THE LOVE!!!) so we will be taking a mini-haitus until the end of April! We will be releasing an episode of our (normally) patreon exclusive podcast "Media Musings", and Noah will be doing a crossover campaign with the incredible Dune podcast Gom Jabbar releasing in their feed! Stay tuned for more updates and until next time, try not to die! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
What makes a home a home? Jass tours the final few apartments on her list, before she and Goo have an explosive encounter on the WYRM! Join our $5 tier to watch the vodcast of this episode (which heavily features Lisa's cat, Clover), plus the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss the plot, DM tips, conspiracies (and where all the wild bits get unleashed)! Thank you to our wonderful network Lore Party Media - check out their shows here! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Bamf” - themfish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Tires-squeaking” - Rutgermuller “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “00375-saloon-doors-2” - robinhood76 “Smashing-an-acoustic-guitar” - mystovski “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fx-beep-bomb-countdown-3” - tilidesign All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Still considering her housing options, Jassifer runs into some nasty transit delays... and another reminder of home. Shout out Joey's Journey for the inspiration for the bar brawl mechanic. His website looks to be offline but if it goes back up we will post the link here! And thank you as always to our network, Lore Party Media, as well as our wonderful patrons over on Patreon! We're watching Knightriders by George A Romero for the $10 tier this month and it was a blast to record! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi “Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion” - tommccann “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Censorbeep5s” - bthv All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Home is where you hang your shortsword! Jassifer rides the Wyrm and explores new boroughs on her search for an apartment. The biggest THANK YOU always goes to our wonderful patrons, who support the show with a few bucks a month in exchange for the vodcast version of our show, musical downloads, monthly bonus episodes, and our post-arc talkback show, The Afterlife. And special thanks as always to our network, Lore Party Media - check out their shows here! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home. Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content Surge starred Clover and Jassifer and uhhh let's just say Noah didn't go easy on us...) Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Check out their shows! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Walking-into-chambers-street-station-as-a-train-arrives-nyc-subway” - ericnorcross81 “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Books-falling” - theshaggyfreak “Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “coffeemachine_-full” - maretty21 All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts. Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Teleport” - outroelison “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate_2m - newlocknew “metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Whip-crack” - sci-fi sounds “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “turnstile_rx” - strikingtwice Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs! In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the scenes content! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito Sound Effects: censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement. Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Magic-missiles” - spookymodem “Bamf” - themfish “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bank-vault-combination-lock-sound-v3” - pixeliota “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Record scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Teleport” - outroelison All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy. Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Lightnincrash” - noisenoir “Electric-zap” - michael-grinnell “Electric-wire-03” - gleaner de sons “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierailfan “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - soundholder “Key-fob” - shakaharu “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters. Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” - qubodup of Freesound.org “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 on Freesound.org “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 on Freesound.org “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud on Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads. Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you as always to our beloved network: Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Walking-through-thick-wet-mud-2” - walthamstow_walker “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wood splintering (1 break)” - wavecal22 “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Latex-gloves-box-pull-glove-out” - leonelmail “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony “Record-scratch” - Buffy “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Whip-crack” - scifisounds All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere. Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “egg_shells_cracked_mimicking_bone_breaking” - artninja “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Crashing” - smmassuda “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Gloves-latex-rubber-snap” - kyles All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleport-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Bamf” - themfish “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode! (And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) there... there being on our Patreon!!! We could NOT make this show without our gorgeous, tragic patrons!) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito
OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib “Elevator” - kgarman314 “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich “Bamf” - themfish “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Bam” - themfish “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Glass-smash” -chewiesmiss All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity! We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crashing” - smmassuda “Car-door-opening-05” - pnmcarrierailfan “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Doorbells-5”? - happyband “Radio07” - theplax “Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles “Hp-office-keyboard” - Geoff-bremner-audio “High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-wont-start” - mrrap4food “Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi “01-elevator-up” - soundslikewillem “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Bamf” - themfish “Record scratch” - Luffy “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “High Heels Sound Effect” - background sound effects All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters. We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Crashing” - smmassuda “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul.
In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver. We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2! You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-won't-start” - mrrap4food “Vintage Army Jeep Driving Off Road Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database “Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind “Timestop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs! In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim... The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon. We are thrilled to be a new part of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories! You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs! We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play! Send this to your grandma! Now! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
And we're back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses? Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names! If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our Patreon! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect “Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade. Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b“Magpie” - straget“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Portal-idle” - couchhero“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone“Crashing” - Smmassuda “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us.
Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional
THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge! Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Ariana Grande's ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant. Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets. And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Magpie” - straget “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “gasp” - zerocarina “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti
This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own. We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4 “Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao “Magpie” - straget “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Ariana Grande's A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let's find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Ariana Grande's ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Bamf” - themfish| All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse... Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Hotel-bell” - iwanplays “Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat “Stampede” - bevibeldesign “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Bamf” - themfish “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects “Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse's eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize... In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's. Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi
HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for more bonus content! "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "crashing" - smmassuda “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)! Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone? The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :) Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Explosion 01” - tommccann“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Whip-crack” - scifisounds“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Bamf” - themfish “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
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