Everyone's a critic, even with porn. Hosts, Yvette and Alice, discuss the holes and the plot holes of your favorite porn. They're joined by comedians, porn stars, scientists, authors to review films, discuss the industry, and topics that are porn/sex adjacent.
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Listeners of Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast that love the show mention:It's everyone! Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde), Kate Kennedy (@TheOGKennedy), Meredith Jaqueline (@themeredith), and Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) all join together on this rousing final episode. The ladies discuss porn hospitals, slicing/dicing your vag, handjob models, Nancy throatcoat Reagan, breast pumping, mommy issues, kids, ass men and bass men, favorite guests and future projects. Thank you for supporting the show, it's been an incredible 3 years
Alice and Kate are joined by comedian Josh Potter (@J_Potter)! The trio contemplate the age old question "is cum keto?" as well as veneers, Ron Jeremy, divorce, Doug the Pug, where is incest legal, raising the marital age, porn reunions, a Brady Bunch porn review, and more! Support the show on Patreon: https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice and Kate are joined by former adult Hall of Famer Jasmin St. Claire (@jasminstclaire)! The trio also discuss cum removal tips, psycho haircuts, MyPillow, their spirit animal Mike Tyson, newborns shitting in toilets, Jerry Springer, Chucklefuckers, pro wrestling, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice and Meredith are joined by comedian & death historian, Nash Flynn (@itsnashflynn)! They review the classic Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge. The trio also discusses being a Death Historian, putting frats in charge of embalming, over tweezing eyebrows, cum covered dorms, Davy Jones locker, pirates, Boston porn, skeletons, Dolphins are the HR of the sea, duck penises, kraken sex, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Natalia are joined by Kink Historian, Esme Louis James (@esme_louisee)! The trio discuss inflatable tits, are koalas stupid, Buckingham Palace's gay brothel, gay animals, multiple genders, Romans & sex work, impotency trials, the war on low rise jeans, Mozfart, scatology, and more! Support the Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice and Natalia are joined by Justin Young of Great Night Podcast (@JustinRYoung) to review Married with Children parody porn! The threesome discuss the Illuminati, professional wrestlers having illegitimate children, soaking & jump humping, sexsomnia, escaping from prison, pubes on ham, MDMA or mint, The Book of Whoreman, Alice's stance on poachers, career suicide, and a porn review of Married With Children, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate are joined by adult performer Jaime Jett (@JamieJettXXX)! The trio discuss pole dancing, Woody Allen is the worst, Gym cancellations, planning an orgy, latex, wedding dresses, porn makeup, worst porn scenes, Olympics, Big Bird, Mormons, conventions, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by comic Wenzler Powers (@WenzlerPowers) to review Woodrocket's Vencum porn parody! They also discuss mustache rides from Saddam Hussein, personalized gifts, Tom Brady doesn't eat tomotoes, alien beastiality, April O'Neil is our Meryl Streep, scientist porn names, posing tips, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice is joined by Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith) & Slut Inspection's Suzanne (@suzannexoxo)! The trio review Storage Whore Orgy, talk cuck queens, bringing back 90's trends, storage units, bluetooth sex toys, the ferrari of cocks, herd immunity via cum, and more! Listen to Meredith's other show "Like a Virgin" "Like a Virgin" Support our show on Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice and Kate are joined by male pornstar, Will Pounder (@TheWillPounder)! The trio discusss moving to vegas, Will being a military vet, getting into porn on a bet, Deeper, gang bang tips, blow bang vs gang bang, teeth, shooting VR porn, Teledildonics, Crypto, Neutropics, and more! Support our show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice is joined by comics and fellow Trek nerds, Andrew Heaton (@MightyHeaton) and Paul Mattingly (@thefamouspaul)! The trio discuss Klingon and intergalactic curse words, Star Trek sets, Klingon double dicks, holodeck ethics, cum roombas, John McAfee, and more! They also the review "Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody" Find Andrew's books, shows, and podcasts here: https://mightyheaton.com/ Check out Paul's show, Hey Scoops: https://heyscoops.com/ Support our show on Patreon: Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or leave us a review or share the show with friends!
Alice & Kate are joined by friend, writer, production assistant, & pornographer (@ShawnAlff)! The trio discuss guys faking orgasims, heroin, tiktok, mayo for cum, porn story writing, Alice's engagement, consent, vegan strip clubs, hoarders, and Deloreans! Support the show on Patreon https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Make sure to leave us a review & share the show!
Alice & Kate are joined by Dominic Rodriguez (@FursonasDoc) director of Fursonas! The girls dive into the world of furries, biases, old swingers are the worst, erotic art, costumes, community, cancelation by association, and more! Support the show on Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Don't forget to share with your friends and leave us a review
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by performer Jayden Cole (@JaydenCole)! The trio not only review the porn parody of the Big Bang Theory but also chat about cast irons, being in bad porns, IUDs, new girls junk smells, Jimmy Kimmel, porn is improve, Alice got high, comicon vs AVNs, Jesus Loves Porn Stars, casa bonita, the porn sam morill fan club, and more! Suppor the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Leave us a review & share the show!
Alice & Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith) are joned by sex & relationships researcher, Dr. Kristen Mark (@Kristen_Mark)! The trio discuss porn literacy, bisexuality in a "straight" relationship, Resilience after trauma, "body counts", attachment styles, and Chet Hanks is America's son. Find Dr. Kristen's website here: http://www.kristenmark.com/ Support the show on Patreon: Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate are joined by comedian Meredith Jaqueline (@themeredith) The trio talk IUDs, dick pics, liposuction, cypto boys, why Austin sucks, being simps for Seth Mcfarlane, our firsts, becoming a pilot, what VR porn & paraplegia have in common, the Greg Abbot Tree Foundation, Lindsay Lohan's lost finger, Woodrocket costumes, oh...and we review the Family Guy porn parody! Just us on Patreon for a bonus episode! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic BONUS PATREON CONTENT INCLUDES: Where we talk apartment deals, target, Kate going to the billboard music awards, Sandy alley, Kate isn't allowed at the Church of scientology, The Chris D'elia Day Care Center, John Mulany, and more Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by comedian Jon Drake to review the Kill Bill porn parody! The trio discuss the government relying on Waffle House, Power rangers stunt coordinator, fake blood censorship, snuff porn, John Mulany's divorce, porno extras, the worst porn sets, Wario & Dogecoin, samuri guys, defrauding the IRS, wikifeet, and more! support the show on patreon! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Check out Jon's shows Talk Chef: A Top Chef Podcast Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed
WE'RE FUCKING CELEBRATING BECAUSE WE MADE IT INTO HUSTLER! Kate & Alice are joined by writer Cathy Reisenwitz (CathyReisenwitz) to talk about Kate trying to get trafficked, prison tiktok, decrim vs legalization, police arresting sex workers, "ethical porn", SAFE TECH Act, Nicholas Kristof is the worst, and zoning. Support the show on Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by Financial and Tech dominatrix, Mistress Harley (@Techdomme)! We chat what is a Tech Domme, crazy castration stories, smart home fuckery, sextpanther, 2275 compliance, tech censorship, screening slaves, sissy play, legal debt contracts, loserhallofshame.com, and more! Support the show on Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic www.twogirlsonemic.com
Alice is joined by actress/fake teenage Erica Dasher (@iamericadasher) and comedian Harrison Tweed (@tweedyjokes) to review the porn parody of The Nanny! The trio discuss stalking, men's toys, Japanese love hotels, nannies, Jane by Design, and more! Support the show on Patreon!
Alice is joined by comic Andrew Heaton (@MightyHeaton) & sex-worker Aella (@Aella_Girl)! The trio discuss controversial opinions, John Mcafee, miracle berries, high end escorting, pornhub's trasparency report, crypto, NFTs, Bitclout, and more! Support the show on TwoGirlsOneMic.com or Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate are joined by pornographer and eventual Uber driver, Mike Quasar (@mikequasar)! The trio discuss his start in porn, the WORST thing you can do on set, it's all ads, The Houston 500, religion, and criticizing virtue signaling, and more. Watch "What The Mouth Do" that Alice mentioned Support the show!
Comedian, Dave Kinney (@DavidKinney), joins Alice & Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also cover what to not put into a microwave, rocket knees, custom gym blazers, and porn Kenneth. Support us on Patreon!
Alice & Kate are joined by OG guest & adult performer Sinn Sage (@sinnsage)! The trio discuss content creation, OnlyFan's tax crisis, buthole hair remoal, jerk off instructions, seltzer water, government regulation, canibalism, bad boyfriends, and more! Support the show at Patreon!
Alice & Natalia are joined once more with social psychologist, Justin Lehmiller (@JustinLehmiller)! The trio discuss virtual threesomes, the pandemic's sexual revolution, what sexually satisfied couples are doing, Tinder secrets, Alice being a stalker, ovulation, erotic lactation bars, and more! Support us on patreon! Check out Justin's site for more of his work And listen to his podcast: Sex & Psychology
Alice is joined by co-host, Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) and comedian Harrison Tweed (@TweedyJokes) to review Karate Kid XXX! The trio discuss coke nail, Will Smith's beating sex workers, 2 hour sex scenes, asian porn starts, ball sacks, porn houses, large dicks, and anal tips! Support the show on Patreon
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by Candice Horbacz, aka. Eva Lovia (@fallinlovia)! The trio discuss dwindling porn budgets, porn sets, reading on set, PASS system, co-stars engaging in risky behavior, bad porn editors, Manuel Ferrara, Europe vs American performers, fake ids, serial killers, and more! Listen to Candice's podcast: chattingwithcandice.com Support TGOM! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by comedian Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) to review a musical porn, Glee! The trio discuss Jamie bearing the Austin snowstorm, pornstar Thanksgiving, stepcest, porn changing, and teacher/student relations. Support the show on our Patreon! Check out Jamie's show: A Fuckup’s Guide to Self-Help https://www.jamiekilstein.com/
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by renowned sex-hacker, Kenneth Play (@KennethPlay)! The trio discuss visual learning, squirting, "cliteracy", edging, multiple orgasms, anal, sex clubs, and more! Use code TGOM for 50% off Kenneth's Couse! Kenneth Play's Site & Online Course Support the show for the full video version! Patreon here Check out Kate's show: Cam Girl Chronicles https://www.camgirlpod.com/
Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by top male performer, Xander Corvus (@XCorvus777)! The trio discuss creating porn, nerds in porn, building tiny homes, homelessness, Kate's new show, Eastern European sterotypes, pandemic talk, shooting POV, and creating "It's Always Sunny" porn. Support Xander's Charities: Swaidvegas.org patreon.com/newleafcommunity Check out Kate's new show: Cam Girl Chronicles https://www.camgirlpod.com/ Support our show for the FULL video! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian Hanna Dickenson (@hansdickie). The trio talk about buy's Alice's mom a vibrator, herpes, barely review The Office XXX, watching porn at work, the history of "That's what she said", accidentally punching someone, comedians getting laid, and more! Join us on Patreon for a BONUS episode with Hannah: patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Bonus episode: We talk getting into standup, Hunter Biden, and Jared Kushner allegedly roofing people Listen to Hannah's podcast: Don't Tell Mom Link to Don't Tell Mom
Alice and Natalia are joined by phone sex operator Amberly Rothfield (@AmberlyPSO) and dish on how she's able to make 10 GRAND a month as a phone hoe. Learn how she handles different fetishes, uses props for sound effects, ASMR, and why someone needs to hire Natalia for their marketing department. Support us on Patreon for a BONUS episode! Buy Amberly's Book Check out the free version here
Alice & Yvette are joined by Guys We Fucked's Krystyna Hutchinson ()! The ladies give you poor investment advice, discuss musical porns, review the Alice in Wonderland porn, Karens in the wild, Q, and eating food while sexing. Support the show for the full video version! Listen to Guys We Fucked
Alice & Yvette are joined by sexuality and relationships scientist, Dr Zhana Vrangalova (@drzhana)! The trio discuss the orgasm gap, intentional celibacy, consensual non-monogamy, threesomes, consent, and anal sex. Click here for the full survey we discussed! Support us for the full video on Patreon! Dr. Zhana's Open Smarter Course Check out Uncensored with Dr. Zhana
Alice & Yvette are joined by sex worker Elise Kennedy (@elisekennedyuk) to review Avenger XXX 2, and how it's infinitely better than its predecessor. The ladies discuss Elise's transition from sex worker to Onlyfans, UK rules, the Stan Lee of porn, Denmark's newest show, spider sex, Gogurt, and lobsters. Join us on Patreon to watch the entire uncut version!
Alice & Yvette are joined by erotic audio artist and humiliation specialist, Dr. Lovejoy (@FemdomTherapy)! The ladies discuss their love/hate with Sex & The City and why they're bad role models, humiliation fetishes, fucking a plunger, and more! Watch the full video version only on Patreon!
Alice & Yvette kick off the new year with not one, but TWO porn legends! Hall of Famers, Christy Canyon (@ChristyCanyon11) & Ginger Lynn (@BlameItOnGinger), join the show to talk all things: enemas, their first porns, boning Ron Jeremy, the golden era, Traci Lords, crazy radio stories, and more! Their show: Who Let the Girls Out
The man, the myth, the porn legend...who's not Ron Jeremy, EVAN STONE joins Alice & Yvette on this week's episode. The trio chat about how he got into porn, his best and worst moments, wrestling, breaking the bed, and more! Don't forget to support the show on Patreon to see the video version and see Evan's giant "balls"
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & RISK! host, Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison) to review the Brazzer's Game of Thrones porn parody, Storm of Kings. The trio talks about the importance of how to choke, tasting pee, dragon fetishes, figging, accents, and more! Support us on Patreon for an EXCLUSIVE extra episode with Kevin! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic
Alice & Yvette are joined by their friend BJ Kramer! The trio go into great detail about Orthodox panty inspection, spicy food, fingerprint scanners, Ron Jeremy, Grenades, fiery blowjobs, and they review Operation Desert Stormy! Join us on Patreon to listen to the pre-show where we discuss Alice firing someone, Yvette's possible Y chromosome, and Jewish weddings
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian Gianmarco Soresi (@GianmarcoSoresi) to review the Seinfeld porn parody. The trio discuss the original soup nazi, porn laugh tracks, AVN's newest category, hecklers, reverse me-too, jokes becoming dated, and more! For $5 support us on patreon and get access to our pre-show where Gianmarco discusses doing comedy on truckbeds and the switch to Zoom comedy! Join Patreon Check out Gianmarco's newest special on Amazon
Alice & Yvette are joined by Owner of Galmato Haven, Reggie (@galmatohaven)! The doll doctor details the ins and outs of repairing Real Dolls, his most difficult repair, doll spa days, custom pubes, upgrades, dressing dolls, and more! Check out the video version & support us on Patreon! Check out Galmato Haven
Alice & Natalia are joined by comedian Justin Herman (@JustinMHerman) to review Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody! The trio discuss why Hollywood Chrises all look alike, Natalia's perfect man, being a viking vs podcaster, science advisors on porn sets, Natalia on being an extra, community fundraising, North Korea, eugenics and racism, dating, and more! Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!
Alice & Yvette are joined by fellow nerd & adult actress, Cherie DeVille (@CherieDeVille)! The trio discuss their love of D&D, Elon Musk's wrath, boob sizes, Omegaverse and why Addison Cain is the worst, porn people selling pseudoscience, running for president, LSD, and more! Support the girls for the full video version on Patreon!
Alice & Yvette are joined by Las Vegas Director of the Erotic Heritage Museum & pornography/paraphilia expert, Victoria Hartmann (@DoctorVictoria)! The trio discuss taking testosterone, necrophilia, Hitler's mistresses panties, public acts of nudity, and more! Support us on Patreon! Check out the Erotic Heritage Museum Listen to Victoria's Sex Nerd Podcast
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian Jesse Case (@jessecase) to review the appropriately named parody of the sci-fi thriller Ex-Machina. The trio discuss new uses for CAPTCA, cancer, Nashville, hurricanes, porn product placement, sex doll comedians, and more! Become a patreon to listen to our pre-show ramble where we discuss the next apocalypse, COVID trials, cancer, and fake boobs in mortuary ovens. Listen to Jesse's podcast: Jesse Vs Cancer
Alice & Yvette are joined by Minister and former Executive Director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, Barry Lynn (@barrywlynn). The trio discuss the Miller Test, Mise Pornography commission, Vatican dicks in a box, buddy booths, hotels mirrors, Section 230, an argue if Obama is a closet atheist. Become a Patreon to support the show! Support us via Paypal!
Alice & Yvette are joined by adult actress Lily LaBeau (@LiLYLABEAU) to review American Horror Story's porn parody! The fem trio discuss working in parodies, lesbian crushes, recognizing dicks, exorcisms, psychics, conjoined twins, calling your friends sluts, Portland, and more! Become a Patreon to support the show! Support us via Paypal! Check out Cam Girlfriend's Youtube videos here!
Alice & Yvette are joined by film snobs, Kevin Goatee (@KevinGootee) & Kevin Israel (@kevinisrael_nj) to review the adult parody of Saved by the Bell! Other than checking in on how adult Bayside High did they discuss "discopolo", ringtones, USC students, ruinning movies, Qanon, phantom dick, semen tasting, and more! Become a Patreon to support the show! Support us via Paypal!
Alice & Yvette are joined by esteemed VP Candidate of The Rouge Whig Party, Andrew Heaton (@MightyHeaton)! We talk d'Entremont-Heaton ticket, statue conspiracy theories, zero g sex, cryogenics, Patrick Stewart was poop, jewish foreskin engineers, British teeth and eyeball scurvy. Become a Patreon for a BONUS episode with Andrew and the TGOM ladies! Support us via Paypal! Find more of Andrew Heaton here! His Website Alienating the Audience Podcast The Political Orphanage Podcast
Alice & Yvette are joined by son & mother duo, Cam and KarenLee, from Sex Talk With My Mom (@SexTalkPodcast)! The foursome discuss STDs vs COVID, one night stands, norah jones, TikTok, trauma bonding, spitting clowns, and more! Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!