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Full Episode on Patreon.com/Slopquest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. On this episode the boys dissect the newest AI catastrophe and come up with a new Christian Karate based business strategy to help people karate chop away sin.

Full Episode on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. Ryan is back from Austin, where the comedy is great and the city is…fine. Then O’Neill praises the homeless public masturbators of Texas. Andy finds a Silicon Valley executive who’s trying to create his own scam religion. Then the boys try to figure out if anal causes permanent damage and O’Neill makes a strange new promise. Then the boys come up with a plan to save zoomer chicks from a fate worse than death.

Full Episode on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. The boys open up with some reminiscing about how hot that crazy chick who saw a fake person on the plane was. Then Andy brings in a Harbor Freight survival knife and gets roasted non-stop by O’Neill. The boys talk about the overall plan of all presidents in America. Then they invent an amazing new survival product called “The Goon Blade”. O’Neill tries to remember the melody to “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” and absolutely butchers it. Then we present a new segment: “O’Neill Tries To Remember The Bible”.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy introduces O’Neill to Clutch Cargo, then O’Neill dives into the opiate prevention scam. Then he repitches an idea about medical jargon with the phrase “Kick Your Heart in The Nards”. Then the boys talk about Ray Stevens doing the theme song for Narcos. Then they come up with an idea for a comedy band where the gimmick is just that the band has shoes on their knees. Then Andy enrages O’Neill when he doesn’t understand what a “twist” in a movie is or a “spoiler”. I can’t articulate how much this bothers O’Neill. Then a man is emasculated by a charcuterie board and O’Neill completely loses it. Then we talk eating a chicken pot pie in bed. Then Andy blows O’Neill’s mind with Japanese KFC Christmas.

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Ryan hits a major roadblock with his 5’9 bit and he’s unable to salvage it. Andy takes issue with Ryan’s “it’s always been the same” history hot takes. Andy has to take muscle relaxers and it makes O’Neill definitely not relax. O’Neill then tries to sneak into a ski resort with Ari using a woman’s ski pass and a mask. Then they talk Multi Level Marketing schemes. Then Andy can’t stop looking at the news, sleep, or function. He goes to O’Neill for solid advice. Andy tries to trick his wife into thinking she sent him a fake text. Then Andy twerks for a t-shirt on Conan. Ryan tries to make Andy less gullible but it doesn’t take. The soundboard quits working on Andy and he has to do all the sound effects by hand. O’Neill shares his garlic secret. Aaron feels the repercussions of the air quality problems. Ryan calls out Erin Brockovich in a surprising turn of events. Then the boys talk drunk business. Then there’s a wild neighborhood update with Aaron. Ryan refuses to get off a private jet because it’s too comfortable. Then they talk about real life Indecent Proposals and haggle over prices.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest The boys recover (for now) from the Los Angeles fires. They talk about some of the scariest stuff they experienced and O’Neill is ready for looters. The go over there go bag requirements and scrambling to save nude photos. Andy has a dream that really bothers O’Neill. Then O’Neill becomes a dream interpreter with middling success. Andy finds a monetized AI song that’s filthier than any Rowdy Uncle Ronnie and they struggle to figure out how many years we have left as a society. Then they talk about a series of bars to unite lesbians and bros in common allyship once and for all. Then Andy breaks down the increasing hotness of internet femboys to Ryan who is baffled. Then they praise some amazing firefighter pilots who saved our butts. Then they talk mediation etiquette. Then Ryan proposes an amazing new movie idea. Andy agrees to full butt nudity in the movie.

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest O’Neill gets screwed on his flight to Poland so badly his entire vacation is basically free. The boys have an important announcement. Andy gets over the flu and has a dream about Green Mile 2 with a shocking final scene. Then Ryan educates Andy on film watching etiquette. After, Ryan recounts nearly beating the hell out of his nephew in a series escalating Punch Buggy No Punch Backs. Andy and his daughter do a Buldak spicy noodle challenge. Then Ryan tries to come up with a gay Wolverine idea but it doesn’t make sense. Then the boys talk Kings of Tupelo and presidential psychics. Then Aaron gets taken for a ride with the promise of free breakfasts. Then Ryan talks about insane Polish street signs.

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy can't get his penis to sit still in his pants and he's not a fan of a certain of wrestler's rubber bands. Then they come up with a condiment based super hero show. Then O'Neill finds out something very “wicked” and watches fake documentaries on a blank tv . Andy debates Ryan on the appeal of giant women. Then the boys find out about cloning wooly mammoths and intelligently debate the ethics of cloning. Andy reveals his aversion to stupid people and how he thinks he can “catch it”. Then O'Neill tries to convince Andy that he has an 88 IQ. Then they talk about the bags of shredded million dollar bills they used to sell. O'Neill pranks a company as Garrison Keillor . Then Andy torments O'Neill with clips from “Jamaican Me Horny”. Then the boys come up with a children's science show. O'Neill has to go to bed with soap all over him. Then Andy's neighbors get revenge on an awful person. 

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Aaron gives us the green light as we come out of the booth swinging hard, then he hits us with a grill cheese recipe that leaves O'Neill speechless. Andy talks about some good old Christian butt banging that was sweeping his community. Then they go back to the old well of ballsack deodorant. O'Neill creates a puppet to keep people from sitting next to him on a flight. Andrew talks about the “r-word” in Three Ninjas. O'Neill starts a third political party and doesn't know what mitochondria does. Then the boys create dating websites site ideas for pure business $$$$$. We're talking amazing business ideas this episodes. Ryan does some amazing contrarian bull crap that enrages Andy.  Then they create a dopamine replenishment program that would make Dr. Huberman jealous. Then they break the glass ceiling forever with a new economic model that will revolutionize the world.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Quincy Jones leaves the world with some incredible quotes. Andy has an incredible update on his traumatic past. O'Neill eats brake dust grown basil then he fantasies about pushing people over who are taking dumps in the wilderness. Andy puts his pants in the oven while Arron puts his pants in the freezer. Then Andy wants to take out a life insurance policy on O'Neill because he keeps doing dangerous stuff. Then Ryan has a bone to pick with Transcendental Mediation and Andy's friend gets a heck of deal on mantras. Then the boys unpack Tucker Carlson's bed demon and how to use the “demon defense” for cheating. Then Ryan unpacks the darkness behind Jeepers Creepers. Then the police come for a jury duty dodger.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys toy with the idea of telemarketing their own podcast. This leads to O'Neill remembering starting a grease fire when he was kid because he was on the phone with a telemarketer. Then Aaron recounts a telemarketing nightmare call. Then Andrew parties with a 60 year old professor and O'Neill does not think this guy ruled even though Andy did. Then Andy learns harpsichord. Then Andy talks real life hobbits as O'Neill tries to remember hobbit names and can't.  O'Neill doesn't care about scientific discoveries and this infuriates Andy. Then O'Neill and Andy get into an epic argument about “what's better than the Opera”. Then O'Neill tells a classic story about a chain link fence. Then the boys come up with catch phrase for increasing the birth rate.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan taunts Andy with 2012 Los Angeles home prices. Then Ryan talks about the organ thief conspiracy facing hospitals while Andy talks about how to measure fat guy's inseam. Then Andy wants to work out at dude's only naked gym but he can't seem to sell O'Neill on the idea. Then they talk about how showing the b-hole is the ultimate path to financial freedom. Then Andy f's up a friend's joke he's trying to plug. Then they talk about how gross wearing sneakers inside during the 80's and 90's was. The gang read's Elbert's Freddy Got Fingered review and lose it at how mad it made Ebert. Then O'Neill brags about eating French cookies that only have 4 grams of sugar in them. Then O'Neill borrows one of Andy's DvD and sticks it in a toaster. Then the boys come up with an idea for medicine that works BETTER when you drink and O'Neill talks about how bad old people blew it.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets mad at Andy for hogging the intro then he gets even madder that Andy won't listen to his sexy deep voice. O'Neill goes for a jog in a wildfire and pollen clouds and the complains his throat is sore. Andy reveals O'Neill's hidden piss spots and they aren't quite as wildernessy as O'Neill has made it seem. Then Andy does his own taxes and becomes miserable much to Ryan's chagrin. The boys come up with a new screenplay idea for a movie called Trunk Driver where the fatal flaw of the main character can only consume “high quality ingredients”. Then Andy thinks the movie Flight was a documentary. Then they talk suspicious celebrity deaths. There's some Tesla battery mishap talk and Ryan is concerned about Andy falling to doody play. Then Ryan chastises Andy's writing ability. Ryan then thinks all of Andy's psychological problems come from the movie Over The Top. There's a fight about consumerism in Christmas and Andy goes to church. Then O'Neill comes up with a romantic way for both of the boys to take a dump together. Something bad happened to Andy when he was in preschool and O'Neill tries to get to the bottom of it.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O'Neill is furious that people believed aliens did cattle mutilations. Then Andrew is equally furious when identical twins are not revealed and the boys write a Randy Newman song about it.  O'Neill thinks it is a million dollar idea. Then they talk about how to use 700 lb kids to protect classrooms.  Then Andy introduces Ryan to the Alternate History subreddit and it makes him very sad. Then Aaron has an unbelievable theatrical experience. And Ryan explains his crashing of his old school's graduation. 

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys debate which drugs count as party drugs. Andy has cocaine on his toenail but won't come clean about it. The gang fondly recounts Ari Shaffir doodie stories. Andy finds out that Apple Podcasts had been transcribing portions of the show as “fun” previews to entice people but they look even more unhinged. Ryan is back from Skankfest with some news!  Then he recounts his next door neighbors fighting relentlessly, a dog pisses all over O'Neill's feet and a YouTube comment blows him away. Andy gets a new job painting lady dongs.  Then Andy has sex ed from a nun and she won't answer any of his questions. Then they both reminisce about setting fires as children.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest  O'Neill is frantic to get all the facts about Diddy's sex parties and he's full of plenty of “I Told You So's”. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a way to get away with nearly anything legally. Then O'Neill blows Andy's mind when he tells him there's buttfuckin' at the rub and tug. Then there's some pilot talk. Then they come up with a new business idea of hunting down short make celebrities and spanking them. Then they come up with a fool proof way to cheat on someone that falls apart completely under the tiniest scrutiny. Then it's time to vote on the Toy Hall of Fame. Then the boys remember the late great Eric Hites.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to buy O'Neill some fake Christmas skis. Then he gets shamed for wanting to go short skiing. There's some ball eating parrot talk. Then they talk about having a clear room for priests so they're not up to no good. Aaron's confessional priest had Cheeto's breath. O'Neill refuses communion because of ocd then he humble brags about how much ass he could kick in Hell. Then Andy gets political about American blow jobs while O'Neill talks about trying to make VooDoo the new mainstream religion. Andrew gets tricked by a Hare Krishna and then by a ninjutsu master. Then RFK beheads a whale and O'Neill loses his mind about it.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets run off the road and tries cat meat for breakfast. Big Earl dances in a cage with pee pee stains on his undies. Andrew remembers the time he drank 18 Hornsby' s Hard Apple Ciders and later having to go to campus alcohol counseling. Ryan wants to build and Android body guard. Then they talk about banging in the Peace Corps and how to make the most of it. Then fans leave Amazon reviews mentioning Slop Quest and they are 100% pure gold. 

FREE EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan barely survive the Southern California heatwave until O'Neill decides to go jogging in 110 degree heat. Then Andy finds out about a new juicy class action lawsuit of dorks versus Only Fans chat services. Ryan decides on what books to read based on the number of pages they are. There's some chimp talk then medieval dudes wear backwards hats. Then we try to use parody laws to get away with any illegal. Then Aaron gets into a brutal softball situation with some bad hombres. Finally, we get an amazing Gathering of The Juggalos report from deep on the scene.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The show opens with Ryan chastising Andy for being distracted, then shows him a spider bite that hasn't healed and may be giving him powers. Then Ryan contemplates performing self surgery to open his spider wound and see what's inside. Then Ryan has an idea to help people that Andy find extremely questionable. The boys then break down Bill Gates' insane insistence that  he be allowed to keep hanging out with Epstein. Andy finds a family that gets poisoned by AI. Then Andy takes the lion's share of an emotional damages court finding over O'Neill's death then he stumps Ryan with a Shakespeare quote. There's some race car belt talk that leads to belt business ideas. Ryan tries to do a dental cleaning on Andy with no gloves. Then they talk about how to keep tricking their wives into finding them attractive.  And finally, Big Earl misses the Big Game. 

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with the Secret Service taking a dump in Ryan's apartment. Then he freaks out about having to help a president or vice president take a dump outside as a secret service agent. The O'Neill rewatches the Police Academy kids' cartoon and they talk about other rated R movie properties that got turned into children's shows.  Then they go through the staggering amount of Police Academy productions that came out in a row. O'Neill's buddy ends up on Porter County Cops a localized version of “Cops”. Then Andy finds a hilarious medical device on Amazon that is so horribly translated that they can help but read all the instructions. Then they talk about idiotic bank robbing strategies.  Andy's friend can't drive stick and has a panic attack on the highway driving a muscle car. Then our good pal Tracy finds a “Psychic Defense” class and the gang goes crazy!

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O'Neill starts the episode with new Southern church phrases, then brags about how much micro plastics are in his nuts. Then Andy introduces O'Neill to the hilarious philosophy behind “The Married Red Pill”. O'Neill roasts the entire thing the way only O'Neill can. This inspires new business plans the boys really enjoy. Aaron has an amazing neighborhood update. O'Neill breaks his no doodie rule for a special occasion. Then the boys debate whether or not sneaky New Yorkers could bang midwestern farmer's wives without being caught and tortured in a barn. Then Carl shoots Urkel.

We talk with illustrator, animator and podcaster Andrew Dewitt about his weird west webcomic, Tarnation Lucille, taking unsolicited advice and inversion tables. This was a fun one, folks! Tarnation Lucille comes out every Monday on these platforms: https://tarnationlucille.thecomicseries.com/ https://tapas.io/series/TarnationLucille

Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest Andy gets some amazing encouragement about Dolores (don't worry, people who hate it, he doesn't read it or try to write any more on air). Then the boys come up with an amazing “all you can eat erotic Chinese buffet for bachelorettes only featuring themed funny foods”. Then they try to get past the censors for the Sunday comics page with some sneaky word play. Then Andrew does an impression of Ryan as conspiracy theorist talk show host. Then Aaron is tired of Maddie Bosch. Then Burt saves a drunk guy's life. The boys propose moving the White House to the middle of America. An OF chick enrages Andrew by photoshopping the choicest bits. Aaron catches a guy peeing on a plane. And Ryan is gross when he stays at hotels.

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O'Neill finds out that Japan has a racoon problem and perhaps art imitates life. Then Andy phones O'Neill with a killer idea for the opening scene of Killer Kops. Then Andy tells O'Neill about the secret government Cheese Caves and O'Neill is dubious about it. Then they talk about Crystal Pepsi and come up with a business plan to get guaranteed HJs from a Yoga Instructor.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Mike Black is in the studio again and it's a fire episode! O'Neill uses his feet to flush toilets. Mike finds a self cleaning toilet in Chicago.  Andy pitches a train car hobo podcast and talks about the death of Airwolf. Then Mike makes Andrew talk about Fat Gambit.  The boys come up with a tiny penised Lothario who steals women from well endowed men. Then they initiate Mike into the details of their Killer Kops screenplay and then Ryan and Mike lose it while Andy reads an article on “dad privilege”. They also come up a new Big Rock Candy Mountain style song for shitty dads.

FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ready for your slop? A man demands his wife have another baby so he can keep breastfeeding himself. O'Neill learns about RFK's brain worm and loses his marbles at the state of politics in America.  Then Andrew finds an article on fathers taking too long taking a dump and Ryan goes nuclear.

On this episode of Slop Quest (what a name!) we talk about a scary religious dream Andy has about O'Neill. Andy gets tricked by fake news again. Aaron's mom is embroiled in some serious celebrity worship. Speaking of religion, Reddit gets mad at a religious post we made and leaves even more detailed comments. Then they talk about the secret karate moves of Jesus, bean talk and Dubai flooding. Then O'Neill tempts Obama fate again.  It's a sloppy, sloppy time.

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GREEN CHEF get $250 off with code beachcops250 at https://www.greenchef.com/                                                                                FULL EPISODE @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops                                             On This Pork Report style episode of Beach Cops, Ryan tells Andrew about the joys of life on the road. A heroin junkie invades Great Wolf Lodge and leaves syringes everywhere. The boys discuss billionaire brontosaurus secrets and the forgotten 80's classic “Baby: Secret of The Lost Legend” and how Andy was forced to study cryptids at elementary school. Andy finds out about the Sasquatch “gifting rock” and Ryan debuts a 1970's gem “Bigfoot and Wildboy” and it's truly unbelievable. Then we hear O'Neill on a legit baseball bat commercial which leads to an amazing Aaron underdog softball story!  

 Todd offers “A” grades to defending champion Captain Morgan, The Athletic's Andrew Dewitt (with quality drafting by Doc) and discusses how he's personally posted a 7-1 mark in The Foundation despite a slow start from Joe Burrow. The Todd Wright Fantasy […] The post Midseason Report Card Day appeared first on JoeBucsFan.com.

If you are interested in Yellowstone National Park, or want to learn all the basics of geology, visit our newly updated CampGEO content, including a new Geology of Yellowstone National Park, available now at our web app - here!Today we have the great pleasure to interview a close friend of the podcast - Andrew Dewitt.  Andrew has had a long career in the environmental consulting industry and provides insights into what it take to be a geoscientist working in this field and gives lots of excellent advice. This is a must-listen episode for any aspiring young geoscientist. Like, Subscribe, and leave us a Rating!——————————————————Instagram: @planetgeocastTwitter: @planetgeocastFacebook: @planetgeocastSupport us: https://planetgeocast.com/support-usEmail: planetgeocast@gmail.comWebsite: https://planetgeocast.com/

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode that actually broke John's computer with jokes! Check it out! -music by the incredible @fluxpaviliion 

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We'll be tryin out new software from now on! Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharadron Overlords model. Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxopavilion!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content catch up.  music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!   

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month.  Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)  

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)    

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys both love!  All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Hello! And welcome to Beach Cops with Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill, and Andrew DeWitt. Andrew kicks off the episode by mentioning what he has in common with our sound man, Aaron (he gets to this by breaking out into a song). O'Neill has a tale that falls in the hiking gone wrong category. After that, Andrew talks about the stain on his shorts and how he once licked snowcone juice off of them.  And, he talks about his parents warned him about his teeth falling out from eating certain sweet treats. After that, we share a call we received on the special Patreon only voicemail line. We close it out with some adult toy and luggage talk.If you like what you heard here, check out the rest of the episode on patreon.com/beachcops! Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/beachcops. With Helix, better sleep starts now.