WTF HAPPENED IN AMERICA THIS WEEK

Joe Biden says he "No longer understands Republicans.""Medina Spirit", the winner of The Kentucky Derby, has failed a drug test.After being closed down for 13 months, Disneyland has finally reopened.Walt Disney World and Universal studios have ended temperature checks for guests.Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce.There were at least 9 mass shootings across the US this weekend.The number of children held in Border Patrol facilities has dropped by 84%.The US defense secretary has said that our next major war will be "very different."During 2020, the birth rate in the United States dropped 4%.The Burning Man festival has been canceled for a second year in a row.In South Carolina, a man taking a bathroom break in the woods discovered a dead body."DigiDog" the NYPD's robotic police dog has been retired from service after a public outcry.In New Orleans, police are looking for a street performer in a Chewbacca costume who stabbed someone.In Florida, the first-ever genetically-modified mosquitoes in the US have been released.In New York City, a man was caught smuggling THIRTY-FIVE birds in his pants.A Milwaukee father has been convicted of fatally punching his son because he'd been eating his cheesecake.In Missouri, a couple discovered a live World War 2 era Japanese bomb in their yard.In New York City, a 4-year-old used his mother's Amazon Prime account to order FIFTY-ONE boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants popsicles.A mattress review company announced a new job where they will pay people TO NAP.In Idaho, the governor has signed a bill to kill 90% of wolves in the state.In Florida, a man was arrested after state troopers found over 400 pounds of marijuana hidden inside an ATM machine.In San Francisco, a tech CEO was fired because he was tripping on LSD during an important meeting.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA 

 At the Oscars Sir Anthony Hopkins beat the late Chadwick Boseman for Best Actor. California Governor Gavin Newsom will face recall.Caitlyn Jenner announced that she's running for Governor of California.President Joe Biden has officially recognized the Armenian Genocide of 1915.Prisoners in Guantanamo Bay are now getting the Covid vaccine.A Capitol rioter has been arrested, after he was turned in by a woman that matched with him on the dating app Bumble.The secret service is investigating a possible mysterious "directed energy" attack near the White House.In Utah, Mitt Romney was booed at a Republican convention because he'd voted to impeach Donald Trump.In Las Vegas, topless clubs are now allowed to reopen.New York City plans to dismiss thousands of prostitution cases, and decriminalize sex work.In Arizona, an angry man who slashed his neighbor's tires, ended up accidentally slicing off his own finger, which was found in the driveway. A reused SpaceX capsule with four astronauts on board has docked with the International Space Station.Billionaire Elon Musk is scheduled to host Saturday Night Live.Whole Foods plans to let customers pay for their groceries by scanning their palm.NASA's Perseverance rover has successfully created breathable oxygen on Mars.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

Former police officer Derek Chauvin has invoked his 5th amendment right, and declined to testify.Following the verdict of Derek Chauvin, LeBron James was angry with a Raiders tweet posted following the announcement.Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt signed a bill protecting drivers who strike protesters while fleeing protests.Joe Biden is being pressured to issue a FOURTH stimulus check to Americans.Joe Biden announced a plan to withdraw all US forces from Afghanistan by September 11th.Former Vice President Mike Pence has undergone surgery to have a pacemaker installed.In Florida, a woman has been accused of threatening to kill Vice President Kamala Harris.In Tennessee, two women were caught trying to spend a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill.Domino's is testing a robot car that can deliver pizzas without the need for a driver.A California restaurant is offering a promotion; if a customer gets a tattoo of their restaurant's name, they'll receive free hamburgers FOR A YEAR.A black woman who was born in 1905 passed away this week at 116 years old.Uber plans to start delivering marijuana to customers.In California, a city known as "Hangtown" has voted to remove a noose from the city's logo.McDonald's plans to train employees to combat sexual harassment and discrimination.Ford plans to offer hands-free driving in some of their vehicles later this year.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

SHOW NOTES:Major League Baseball is moving the All-Star Game away from Atlanta, to protest restrictive voting laws.Delta Airlines CEO Ed Bastian condemned the newly signed Georgia= election law that mandates voter identification for absentee ballots, among other provisions.Delta Airlines also plans to stop blocking middle seats.In Washington DC, a man was killed after he tried to ram through a police barricade.Joe Biden's dog, Major, has been involved in a SECOND biting incident that required medical attention.The CDC confirmed that Covid-19 was the third leading cause of death last year.A suspect in the Capitol riot was arrested while wearing an "I Was There" commemorative capitol riots t-shirt.Amazon has apologized after reports that drivers don't get bathroom breaks, and have to pee into bottles.A rare, sealed copy of Super Mario Brothers has been sold for a record $660,000.Gun background checks soar to records in March following mass shootings and gun-control bills.A court has ordered Uber to pay one million dollars after blind woman was repeatedly denied rides.At a New Mexico shopping center, a man returned to his car to find there were 15,000 bees inside. Pfizer says their Covid vaccine is 100 percent effective in children ages 12 to 15.A college in New Jersey is now offering a "certified barista course.”In North Carolina, HAZMAT had to respond after a truck carrying radioactive uranium crashed.A new poll shows that fewer than half of American adults belong to a house of worship.A new NYPD memo says that officers can no longer search a vehicle due to the smell of marijuana.In Memphis, an angry customer shot at Burger King employees because the line was taking too long.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Jay Leno has apologized for decades of jokes about Asians. Joe Biden plans to cancel 1 billion dollars worth of student debt.Biden's economic plan this week will focus on infrastructure; which includes spending 3 trillion dollars to repair roads and bridges.New legislation would reduce the amount of toxic heavy metals in baby food.The NYPD has added undercover patrols to combat anti-Asian attacks.Krispy Kreme announced they will give you a free donut every day of the year, as long as you've been vaccinated.Virginia plans to abolish death penalty after nearly 1,400 executions.US jobless claims fell to 684,000, the lowest since the start of the pandemic.In Florida, a mother with a boxing glove super-glued to her hand, beat up her daughter's bully.Following a toxic workplace scandal, it's been reported that "The Ellen Degeneres Show" has lost more than A MILLION viewers.At a Costco in Alaska, customers are having their groceries stolen by RAVENS.NASA has declared that Earth is safe from being hit by an asteroid for the next 100 years.7-11 plans to sell tacos with a drive-thru.In Houston, a tax preparer allegedly brandished a gun at customers when they complained about how their taxes had been filed.Experts have discovered a dangerous mutant reptile in New Jersey.Seven-time Super Bowl champion Tom Brady is launching an NFT platform.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Joe Biden fell THREE times while climbing the steps to Air Force One.Joe Biden reportedly asked White House staffers to resign after they admitted to past marijuana use.In 2020, the United States remained the top arms exporter, and grew their market share by 37%.A Georgia officer has been condemned for saying Atlanta spa shooter was "having a bad day."In Senate testimony, an Amazon warehouse employee said, "my workday feels like an intense 9-hour workout."The Center for Disease Control has reduced social distance requirements for school classrooms from 6 feet to 3 feet.According to CDC data, nearly 1 in 8 Americans are fully vaccinated. In Texas, a man carrying a rifle, ammunition, and a high capacity magazine, was arrested near the home of Kamala Harris.Miami Beach declared a state of emergency amid crowds of people visiting for Spring Break.After this year, late-season hurricanes will no longer be named after letters of the Greek alphabet.The IRS has postponed this year's tax deadline to May 17th.Virginia has become the fourth state to ban testing makeup on animals.In New York, a man has been convicted of selling sharks on the internet.In Virginia, a restaurant is giving away free meals, no questions asked.Donald Trump is reportedly creating his own social media network.Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort has been closed due to several staff members testing positive for Covid-19. In San Francisco, a 75-year-old Chinese woman was attacked, but she beat her attacker up so badly that he was sent to the hospital.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

New York City has unveiled a statue of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.After several sexual harassment allegations, Andrew Cuomo is facing increased calls for his resignation.Joe Biden signed a 1.9 TRILLION dollar economic relief package.Joe Biden said that if the pace of vaccination keeps up, by Independence Day we could have small family gatherings.Kamala Harris spoke during Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards.According to the White House, The United States has now administered more than 100 million Covid vaccine doses. Despite restrictions, the Chicago River will still be dyed green for St. Patrick's Day.The Naked Cowboy arrested while performing in Florida.A murder suspect was mistakenly released from Riker's Island due to a clerical error.During lockdown, the sales of Dungeons & Dragons games jumped 33%.In Washington state, a man was arrested 3 times for drunk driving over the course of 4 days.Netflix is testing a new feature that would prevent password sharing.In Texas, a school has canceled a chivalry assignment that instructed girls to "obey any reasonable request of a male."In Wisconsin, a house caught on fire because the sun was shining through a crystal ball.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Megan Thee Stallion took home three Grammy awards.6 Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published because they contain insensitive depictions, and racist images.Joe Biden called the Texas governor's decision to end the mask mandate, "Neanderthal thinking."All of the Supreme Court justices have received the Covid vaccine.A security review of the nation's Capitol recommends sweeping changes after riot.In Washington DC, a TWELVE YEAR OLD was arrested for four separate carjackings.Joe Biden has signed an executive order to expand voting access.After the price of Tesla stock dropped last week, Elon Musk lost 27 billion dollars.In Boston, an inmate used a body cavity to smuggle a tiny gun into jail.Reese's is launching a new version of their peanut butter cup that doesn't have any chocolate in it.At the San Diego Zoo, a group of gorillas have become the first nonhumans to receive the COVID-19 vaccine.Scientists have been able to read 300-year-old undelivered letters without opening them.In New York City, a woman discovered a secret apartment hidden behind her bathroom mirror. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, he has been asked to resign after several claims of sexual harassment.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this week's episodePresident Joe Bind dropped the N-Word during his speech at the Virtual Munich Security Conference. Dominion Voting Systems has filed a $1.3b defamation lawsuit against MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell.A Historian went on Newsmax and said the Biden's dog is 'dirty' and 'unlike a presidential dog'.The family of two Americans held hostage in Iran is urging the Biden administration to make release key part of Iran policy.The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken told the BBC that "America is Back."CNN reported on President Joe Biden's daily routine noting that he starts his day around 9 AM and heads to be around 7 PM.In Texas, a heavy winter storm caused a power outage, leaving millions of homes without power for DAYS.During the statewide blackout, Senator Ted Cruz left the state, to go on vacation in Cancun.The rolling blackouts and high demand for electricity caused electricity prices in Texas to soar as high as 10,000%.During the blackout, more than 14 million Texans were advised that they shouldn't drink any tap water without boiling it first.Fox News Anchor Tucker Carlson blamed "Green Energy" for Texas' woes.Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kanye West.Nestle has introduced a dairy-free PLANT-BASED version of Kitkats.In a Michigan prison, 95 of 90 patients tested positive for Covid's highly contagious UK variant.In North Carolina a woman's dog was sucked out of her home by a tornado, and returned hours later.In Alaska, a woman using an outhouse toilet, was bitten by a bear that was INSIDE THE TOILET.Facebook announced they are going to debunk myths about climate change.In Ohio, federal agents seized 2.8 million dollars worth of cocaine that had been hidden in boxes of corn flakes.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner Donald Trump has been acquitted in his second impeachment trialFormer President Trump hit the golf course as senators showed videos of him encouraging violenceFollowing the acquittal Nancy Pelosi called Mitch McConnell 'pathetic' after he said he wouldn't vote to convict Trump for inciting Capitol riotFor Valentine's Day, First Lady Jill Biden decorated the White House lawn with giant hearts that said things like "unity", "strength" and "healing."President Biden's granddaughter posted videos of the President playing video games with family, and him wearing presidential 'swag' at Camp David.In North Carolina, a man has been charged with calling the White House and threatening to kill Joe BidenIn Maine, a former police officer is accused of selling drugs out of his patrol car, sometimes while on dutyAunt Jemima syrup finally has a new name, and will be called Pearl Milling Company SyrupIn Florida, a man was arrested for punching his girlfriend, because she changed the channel during the Super BowlIn Milwaukee, a man who died in his apartment is still responsible for next month's rent, because he didn't provide notice that he'd be moving out prior to dyingIn Orlando, a man stole his girlfriend's wedding and engagement rings, so he could propose to another womanIn Texas, a lawyer went viral after he joined a virtual court session, and couldn't disable a filter that made him look like a kittenLarry Flynt, the founder of Hustler magazine passed awayIn Florida a man created a guitar out of his dead uncle's skeletonPopeye's is now selling sandwich insurance Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this episodeThe Biden administration is considering a plan that would cancel up to fifty thousand dollars in student loan debt.Joe Biden says he doesn't think Donald Trump should continue to receive classified intelligence briefings.The CEO of Parler -- the far-right social media app -- has been terminated by the company's board.Yale is offering it's popular "happiness" course to high school students for FREE. In New York, a doctor has completed the world's first successful double hand and face transplant.Reddit group WallStreet Bets pumped up the stock of GameStop last week driving it up to over $400 a share.Trading app Robinhood shut down GameStop stock, after Reddit traders embarrassed Wall Street traders.In Los Angeles, a vaccination super-site was blocked by protestors, who believe the vaccine is harmful.Rapper Lil Uzi Vert has gotten a $24 million dollar diamond installed in his FOREHEAD.In New York state, 3 police officers have been suspended after pepper spraying a 9 year old girl. In Boston, a man swallowed one of his AirPods while he was sleeping.In Florida, a man has been arrested after he attempted to join ISIS.A 15-month-old baby is releasing an album of music that was recorded while she was still IN THE WOMB.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this episode: President Joe Biden has plans to drop the military's transgender ban.Since taking office, Joe Biden has signed 42 executive orders.Apple is warning customers to keep your iPhone at least 6 inches away from your pacemaker.The leader of the Proud Boys has been revealed as a "prolific" informer for law enforcement. A California lawsuit claims that Subway's tuna sandwich does not contain tuna OR fish.In Houston, an Amazon delivery driver saved a baby that had been abandoned on the side of the road. Scientists have identified a new whale species in the Gulf of Mexico.The state of California ranks dead last in their ability to administer Covid vaccine shots.This year's Coachella music festival has been cancelled. Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howard's new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this week's episode: The TV ratings for Joe Biden's inauguration were higher than Donald Trump's.A meme of Bernie Sanders sitting alone wearing mittens at the Inauguration went viral.Joe Biden has signed more than THIRTY executive orders since being electedAfter protecting the Capitol, National Guardsmen were sent to spend the night in a parking garage.In Los Angeles, air quality cremation limits have been temporarily lifted to allow for a "backlog" caused by the pandemic.In Michigan, a marijuana dispensary is giving away free weed to anyone who got the vaccine. Amazon headquarters are going to have pop-up Covid vaccine stations.The NFL is giving free Super Bowl tickets to 7,500 health workers. The winning ticket in the $1 billion Mega Millions lottery was bought in Michigan.In Chicago, a man was discovered to have been living at O'Hare Airport for three months.Oscar Mayer is hiring a team to drive its Oscar Mayer Wienermobile across the United States.In New York City, an extremely rare white kangaroo has been born.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this episode: President Joe Biden has made $2,000 stimulus checks a possibility. Mike Pence has called Kamala Harris to offer assistance during the transition.A website is seeking a professional binge water to get paid for watching Netflix and eating pizza.In California, 6 inmates escaped from jail by using a "homemade rope."10 Republicans joined the Democrats in voting "yes" to impeach Trump.Jonas Neubauer, the 7-time Tetris World Champion has died.Dollar General is offering to pay their employees to get the Covid vaccine.Grubhub has announced that during the pandemic, they will be delivering Girl Scout Cookies.Doctors have learned that smartwatches can help detect COVID-19 days before symptoms appear.According to new laws, debt collectors will now be able to contact you via social media apps.The UFC announced they will no longer punish fighters for using marijuana.McDonald’s has announced that they will no longer use toxic chemicals in their food packaging.The Pentagon has provided 25,000 National Guardsmen to protect the presidential inauguration.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howard's new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this episode: Facebook is going to block Donald Trump from posting for the remainder of his presidential term.Donald Trump has been permanently banned from Twitter.Nancy Pelosi's laptop was reportedly stolen during the storming of the US Capitol.Due to a jump in the value of Tesla's stock, Elon Musk is now the richest person in the world. Due to a computer glitch, millions of stimulus checks were sent to the wrong people.American Airlines announced they will no longer allow emotional support animals on their flights.Due to a surge in Covid cases, Los Angeles hospitals have been forced to ration care to patients.In Texas, a woman was seen clinging to the hood of a speeding car to stop the theft of a $10,000 puppy. In New Jersey, a high school was evacuated after a student brought radioactive uranium to school.In New York City, the annual "No Pants Subway Ride" has been canceled due to Covid-19.Dr. Anthony Fauci believes that the US could soon give 1 million vaccinations a day.Donald Trump has been asked to resign, or face a second impeachment. Joe Biden plans to unveil trillions in pandemic economic relief spending next week. Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.In this episode:Larry King has been hospitalized with Covid-19.More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020.During Christmas, the Pentagon shipped 7,000 gallons of eggnog, and 21,000 pounds of ham to US troops.Home Depot has recalled 190,000 ceiling fans because the blades may detach and fly off. It took Apple three years to cut ties with a supplier that was using child labor.In Wisconsin, a hospital worker has been arrested for intentionally spoiling 600 does of the Covid vaccine.Nintendo is partnering with a non-profit to bring gaming consoles to hospitalized kids.In New Jersey, a 3 year old was hospitalized after eating marijuana edibles left out by his mother.In Mississippi, a woman stabbed her husband after having a dream that he cheated on her.Apple has removed an app called "Vybe Together" that allowed people to arrange illegal parties during Covid.At Mar-A-Lago, supporters were disappointed when Donald Trump was a no-show for his own New Year's Eve party.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA

Dylan and Luttsy see who knows more about the terrible year of 2020 to be crowned the King of 2020. Then we recap 2020 so we can forget the bitter taste.Also in this episode:A record 47million acres of Australia was burned, pushing many species to the brink of extinction.Australia's fires were so severe, that the smoke it created blocked so much sunlight, that it helped cool down the planet.In an attempt to become more famous than they already were; Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to quit the royal family.The killings of George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, and Breonna Taylor sparked months of Black Lives Matter protests around the world.What began simply as a Chinese bat with a runny nose, quickly devolved into a worldwide pandemic.What began simply as a Chinese bat with a runny nose, quickly devolved into a worldwide pandemic.Americans were forced to stay indoors for several weeks to contain the virus. Donald Trump managed to catch Covid-19, spending four days in the hospital.The FDA has authorized the first at-home, over-the-counter, Covid test.Iowa diverted 10 million dollars in Covid aid to fund state police officers. A study has found that 1 in 5 US prisoners have Covid-19.As a result of the lockdown, the US stock market crashed, losing nearly 3,000 points in a single day.To jumpstart the US economy, Congress approved 2.2 TRILLION dollars in stimulus.Americans were sent stimulus checks of 1200 dollars, and a federal judge has ruled that prison inmates are eligible to receive them.In an attempt to overturn the election, Trump's legal team filed dozens of lawsuits alleging voter fraud,Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA

In this week's episode Dylan and Luttsy fight back against double standards and “wokeism”. Use #BringBackLubinToobin, to help raise awareness to the double standard.In Missouri, a former gang member has been named "Teacher of the Year."The FDA has authorized the first at-home, over-the-counter, Covid test.Iowa has diverted 10 million dollars in Covid aid to fund state police officers. A study has found that 1 in 5 US prisoners have Covid-19.In Alabama, an illegal winery was discovered inside the town's sewage plant.After years of criticism, the Cleveland Indians have agreed to change their racially-insensitive name.In Georgia, a mall Santa took photos with about 50 children before learning he'd tested positive for the Coronavirus.In California, wealthy patients are offering thousands of dollars to cut the line and get the Covid vaccine early.In Las Vegas, a man was taken into custody after he climbed onto the wing of an airplane preparing to take off.In Florida, students heard porn sounds coming from their teacher's computer during an online class.This week, the price of Bitcoin hit a new all-time high of 23,000 dollars.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAIn Connecticut, a mall Santa was arrested after exposing himself to a coworker.Ellen Degeneres announced she has tested positive for Covid-19.Guy Fieri, raised more than 21 million dollars to assist unemployed restaurant workers.Oregon has become the first state to legalize magic mushrooms for medical treatment.In Georgia, a Dunkin Donuts customer stabbed a cashier because the type of donut he wanted wasn't available.Low-temperature Covid vaccines are taking away dry ice that's used to make cheese, threatening cheese production.In Mississippi, smugglers tossed chicken wings and marijuana over the fence, into a prison.NASA has selected the first woman to walk on the moon.Apple has introduced "AirPods Max" a pair of $549 headphones.While shooting a movie, Dolly Parton saved her 9-year-old co-star from being hit by a car.In Chicago, a couple cancelled their wedding, and used the $5,000 catering deposit to feed the homeless.The White House has threatened to fire the head of the FDA if he doesn't approve a Covid vaccine immediately.German magazine Der Spiegel has named Donald Trump "Loser of the Year."

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAn this week's episode:Dave Prowse, the actor who portrayed Darth Vader has died at 85.This month, Starbucks is offering free coffee to health care workers and first responders.In Tennessee, a baby was born from an embryo that had been frozen for 27 years.Facebook says it will begin removing coronavirus vaccine misinformation.The US House of Representatives has passed a bill to decriminalize marijuana, setting up a path to erase marijuana convictions.A California dog owner punched a 350lb black bear in the FACE to save his rescue pitbull Buddy from a vicious attack.Matthew McConaughey and Russell Brand blasted the 'illiberal far left' and Hollywood stars who 'condescend and patronize' Americans who voted for Donald Trump.Joe Biden has broken his foot and will be forced to wear a walking boot.Attorney General William Barr announced that there is no evidence of widespread fraud in the 2020 presidential election.Donald Trump has discussed giving pardons to his children.Trump is considering preemptive pardons for up to 20 of his associates.3500 lawsuits filled against the Trump Administration while he was in office.President Trump and his administration have been sued by state attorney generals more times than any president since Ronald Reagan.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAIn this week's episode: A toy safety group has released their annual list of the top 10 "worst toys." The Center for Disease Control is expected to shorten their recommended 2-week Covid quarantine.Rapper Jay-Z has been hired as the "chief visionary officer" at a cannabis company.Donald Trump has granted a pardon to his former adviser, Michael Flynn.The mayor of Denver has apologized after telling residents not to travel for Thanksgiving and then flying home to see his own family.Next week, advisers for the Center for Disease Control will vote to see who gets the Covid vaccine first.The Pentagon sent nearly 300,000 pounds of Thanksgiving dinners to US troops stationed around the world.Disney has increased planned layoffs to 32,000 employees as Covid impacts park attendance.After the Trump campaign requested a recount in Milwaukee, the recount increased Joe Biden's victory margin by 132 votes.President Trump paid $3M for the Wisconsin recount that added 132 votes for Biden.Trump wants to throw out absentee ballots from 238,000 Wisconsin voters.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMStarbucks is raising the wages for baristas by 10%.An Alaska Airlines flight killed a bear that was walking across the runway.A lawsuit alleges that managers at a Tyson meat plant had a betting pool on how many of their workers would get Covid.In Mississippi, a doctor performed spinal surgery on a SHARK.South Carolina is scheduled to execute a prisoner, but they don't have the lethal drugs to do it.It was revealed that Dolly Parton helped fund the first Covid vaccine.An asteroid the size of a London Bus missed a collision with Earth by a mere 240 miles last week.Apple is set to pay a $113 million dollar fine for intentionally slowing down older iPhones.In New York City, police broke up an illegal 200-person Fight Club.Previously unseen JRR Tolkien essays about Middle-Earth will be released in 2021.Costco is now selling a $17,000 yearly subscription to use a private jet.In Pennsylvania, a woman was reunited with her lost cat after 8 years.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAScientists have discovered a new primate species, and it's already at the risk of extinction.A new device lets you listen to music without speakers or headphones, by beaming sound directly into your head.To cut down on police violence, New York City is experimenting with sending mental health professionals to mental health related calls, instead of sending the police.Romaine lettuce sold at Walmart has been recalled due to E. coli.In Wisconsin, there are so many Covid infections, that the government needed to invent a new classification category to describe it.In Utah, a man was pulled over for driving 130 miles per hour, in the snow, while intoxicated.Chipotle plans to open its first digital-only restaurant.Over 130 Secret Service agents have tested positive, or are quarantining due to the COVID-19 outbreak in the White House.America's first regional hub for flying cars is being constructed in central Florida.After a Cracker Barrel customer complained of a noose-like decoration, Cracker Barrel has invited activists to inspect their restaurants for any other racist decorations.Website PornHub released a colorful graphic depicting the top relative searches each state made during election week.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICASean Connery -- the original James Bond -- has died at the age of 90.In anticipation of post-election chaos, the government erected a giant "non-scalable" fence around the White House.Costco has dropped a brand of coconut milk over allegations that the company uses forced monkey labor to climb trees and collect coconuts.Florida has voted to raise the minimum wage to 15 dollars an hour.Jeffrey Epstein's $22 million dollar Florida home is being demolished.The small town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, has elected a French Bulldog as its mayor.The United States has formally exited the Paris climate change agreement.More than half of gas stations in America are selling gas for less than two dollars per gallon.Scientists have discovered a bizarre hell planet, where it rains rocks, and the oceans are made of hot lava.In Florida, a high school principal has been rehired, and fired for a SECOND time, for being a Holocaust denier.Elon Musk has launched his own "Tesla Tequila."A computer error for a marijuana website exposed passwords for more than two million marijuana growers.In New York City, an N.Y.P.D. Anti-Harassment Official has been accused of anonymously posting racist rants online.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAReporter Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended from the New Yorker after he was seen masturbating during a Zoom call.The LA Fire Department now has a ROBOT firefighter.Lawyers say they can't find the parents of 545 migrant children who were separated from their families after crossing the border.The United States is set to carry out its first execution of a woman in 7 decades.A pest control service has ranked Chicago number one for rat extermination requests.In Long Island, the sanitation commissioner was forced to resign for racist social media posts.Amazon workers are petitioning the company to make election day a paid holiday.Coca-Cola plans to discontinue 200 different products, including Tab, Zico, and Odwalla.The US Postal Service has delivered more than 100 million ballots.San Francisco has passed the "Caren Act" which makes placing racist 911 calls a hate crime.The first trainees for President Trump's "Space Force" have been sworn in.A report shows that in 2020, white supremacists were responsible for the majority of domestic terror attacks.Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says there are no health concerns after being photographed with bandages and purple bruises on his hands.Donald Trump signed a law that designates 9-8-8 as the new number for the suicide hotline.In Tennessee, a poll worker was fired for turning away voters for wearing Black Lives Matter shirts.In North Carolina, a man with a van full of guns and explosives was arrested in an apparent plot to assassinate Joe Biden.An Idaho county has repealed a mask mandate, despite hospitals being overwhelmed with Covid patients.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAIn this week's episode:In Indiana, a man found guilty of murder and cannibalism has been sentenced to life in prison. In Texas, a woman was arrested after her 11-month old baby tested positive for methamphetamines, marijuana, and oxycodone.In Michigan, open carry of firearms has been banned in all polling locations.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAIn this week’s episode:Congress has approved an additional 2.2 trillion in COVID relief money.Last month was the hottest September in history. Petco has announced they'll stop selling electric shock collars.n Austin, a former library employee is accused of stealing 1.3 million dollars worth of printer toner.In Michigan, members of an anti-government group have been arrested in a plot to kidnap the governorIn Florida, a high school principal who had been fired after refusing to say if the Holocaust was real or not, has been re-hired.Rapper Torey Lanez has been charged with shooting Megan the Stallion in the foot. In Tennessee, a 13 year old landed in the Guinness Book of World Records for creating his own FUSION REACTOR.In Florida, a man threatened a census taker with a gun.Country Singer Morgan Wallen has been un-invited to perform on Saturday Night Live. Covid-19 is now the THIRD leading cause of death in the United States. And the first and second leading causes of death are "Donald Trump’s”.The US debt is now larger than the entire economy.So far, 34 people in the Trump Administration have tested positive for Covid-19.Donald Trump has refused to have a virtual debate with Joe Biden.

Don’t forget to pick up Dylan's new book COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/36bvLhMTweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICAThe debate was 90 minutes long with no commercials.Each candidate had two minutes to respond to each question.Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacy.The commission that oversees the presidential debates plans to change the rules for the next debate, to make it more orderly.The night of the debate, the Democrat fundraising website ActBlue received 25 million dollars in donations.After the debate, there was a spike in Google searches for the phrase "Move to Canada."During the debate, Joe Biden wouldn't answer when asked if he'd add Liberal justices to "pack the Supreme Court" if elected. After the debate, a viewer poll showed that 60% of people thought Biden won the debate, and 28% thought Trump won the debate.

Purchase Dylan’s new book, COVID-19: The Greatest Cover-Up in History—From Wuhan to the White House @ https://amzn.to/3kM9g97Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this week's episode:A woman suspected of mailing the poison Ricin to Donald Trump hasbeen arrested.In Florida, a turtle is recovering after doctors removed a 14-pound tumor.NASA has outlined plans to have the first woman on the moon by 2024.In Utah, an 89-year-old pizza delivery driver was surprised with a 12,000dollar tip.In New Hampshire, a 102 year old woman has now survived both theSpanish Flu, and Covid-19.In Oregon, a man shot himself in the groin while showing off his gunwhile in line at the supermarket.In Massachusetts, a man has died after eating too much black licorice.In New Jersey, a therapist asked her patient to help find a hitman to beatup her ex-boyfriend.In Florida, a 5th grader was told to remove a Hooters face mask duringonline classes.In Florida, a man was videotaped at a veterinarian's office stealing vialsof cat blood.In New York, a small town named "Swastika" has rejected a vote tochange the town's name.In Tennessee, a woman broke a Guinness World Record by hugging atree for over ten hours.For the first time ever, the Times Square Ball Drop on New Year's Eve isgoing completely virtual.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this week's episode:Vinyl record sales have surpassed CD sales for the first time since the 1980s.Pepsi is launching a new drink to help people fall asleep.America's oldest World War II veteran has celebrated his 111th birthday.In Georgia, a man fled from a traffic stop, leaving behind methamphetamine, and a winning lottery ticket.A city in Florida has repealed a ban on saggy pants.Due to the pandemic, no Peeps marshmallow candies will be manufactured this year.In Wisconsin, a man found a brain wrapped in aluminum foil at the beach.A new report shows that the White House planned to send 650 million face masks to Americans in April, but canceled it at the last minute.A survey found that the global reputation of the United States has fallen to a twenty year low. The United States has announced an 11.6 billion dollar aid package for Puerto Rico.The United States is set to block downloads of TikTok on Sunday, citing national security concerns.In California, a firefighter has died while fighting a fire sparked by a gender reveal party.In Boston, 163,000 dollars worth of counterfeit N95 masks have been seized at the port.A bankrupt Chuck E. Cheese has asked creditors if they can spend 2.3 million dollars to purchase, and destroy 7 billion arcade tickets.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this episode:New York City subway riders who aren't wearing a mask will be fined 50 dollars.In Kentucky, police pulled over a man who had a counterfeit license plate that he'd drawn by hand.In Florida a man died after jumping out of the window of a Lyft.In Florida, a black jogger was mistakenly detained by the police, and then offered a job.In Colorado a 12 year old was suspended for flashing a toy gun during an online class.In Miami, customs officials inspected a chair that had nearly $500,000 hidden inside it.Alec Baldwin and his wife have given birth for the fifth time.This week, Los Angeles County set a new temperature record of 121 degrees.Speaking of Los Angeles, LA has decided there will be no trick-or-treating this year.Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending after 14 seasons. Plus, this week's special guest, MIKE TYSON.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.A new study shows that 52% of young Americans have moved back in with their parents.The US has given its first-ever okay to construct a small modular nuclear reactor.At the Los Angeles International Airport, pilots reported seeing a man flying a jetpack around the airport.Mississippi has chosen a new state flag, to replace the old design which had a Confederate flag on it.Taco Bell announced they're removing five items from their menu.The Rock revealed that he and his family contracted and recovered from Covid-19.Magician David Blaine performed a stunt where he grabbed a bunch of balloons and floated away.Donald Trump is urging voters to "vote twice" despite the fact that voting twice is illegal.In Texas, a woman facing eviction set her apartment on fire, destroying all 25 apartments in the complex.Thousands of stimulus loans the government issued may have been fraudulent.A white college professor has apologized for pretending to be black.Donald Trump has denied reports that he referred to dead American soldiers as "suckers" and "losers."The Pentagon has announced they are pulling funding for "Stars and Stripes" a military newspaper that has been in publication since 1861.Kid Rock had a wedding ceremony with singer Loretta Lynn.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this week's episode:Ritz Crackers plans to roll out cracker-flavored ice cream.Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is now worth 200 billion dollars.In an Illinois jail, singer R. Kelly has been attacked by his cellmate.After being attacked, R. Kelly was placed in solitary confinement.In San Francisco, a man has been arrested for stealing a fireman's wallet WHILE he was busy fighting a fire.Secret Service shot a man who was holding a plastic comb, because they thought it was a gun.Delta Airlines has banned nearly 250 passengers for not wearing masks.After several crashes, the Boeing 737 Max has been renamed the Boeing 737-8.For the first time ever, an artificial intelligence has beaten a military pilot in a dogfight.Tesla is developing a system that would detect when a child has been left in the backseat of a hot car.Paleontologists have discovered a 313 million year old footprint fossil at the Grand Canyon.A fact-checker for Donald Trump's RNC speech reported 21 false or misleading claims.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this week's episode:California has ended its ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines.Death Valley was reportedly 130 degrees this week, the hottest recorded temperature in human history.A new study has found that flushing urinals can spread Covid-19 by spraying particles up into the air.The first marijuana vending machine is now available in Colorado.In Texas, a man with a Swastika drawn on his forehead is charged with killing 3 people in a shooting spree.In Manhattan, apartment vacancies are climbing, and rent has dropped by 10%.In Houston, an 82 year old man has been unable to get his heart medication due to post office delays.After sparking controversy, the Post Office will stop removing letter collection boxes in Western states until after the election.A new technique allows scientists to detect microplastics in the human body.At the Smithsonian National Zoo, a panda bear named Mei Xing is pregnant, and could give birth soon.In Alabama, a woman crashed her car into Home Depot, stole some items, and then drove back out.A rare firenado has been spotted in California.AMC movie theaters plan to reopen with retro-priced 15 cent tickets.The United States deficit has climbed to a record 2.81 trillion dollars.The actor Dennis Quaid has adopted a cat who is also named Dennis Quaid.In Arizona, two teenagers were caught smuggling in two million dollars worth of cocaine, methamphetamines, and heroin.An East Side Union High School District teacher is on administrative leave after he appeared on camera bare-chested during a distance-learning class Friday.YouTuber Allen Pan created a cannon to shoot masks at people’s faces who are refusing to wear face masks.

Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA.In this episode:In Illinois, two children running a lemonade stand were robbed at gunpoint.Hasbro is recalling a Trolls doll that had children press a button on the doll's crotch to make it talk.Tourists visiting Chicago are skipping the recommended 14-day quarantine so they can go out for Chicago-style deep dish pizza.The state of Rhode Island, mistakenly sent out tax refund checks that were signed by Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse.Dollar Tree stores are now requiring customers to wear masks while shopping.A school district in Illinois has banned students from wearing pajama pants for virtual classes.In Texas, a man has been jailed after receiving more than a million dollars in fraudulent pandemic loans and spending it on strippers and a Lamborghini.A new report shows that while air travel has dropped more than 75%, the number of gun confiscations have TRIPLED.A man in Louisiana serving a life sentence for selling $30 in marijuana was paroled after 9 years.A new study shows that smoking marijuana during pregnancy results in an increased chance of autism.Chipotle hired 10,000 employees in May, and plans to hire 10,000 more employees in the coming months.Facebook removed more than 7 million posts for false information about Coronavirus.Donald Trump was mocked for mistakenly pronouncing "Thailand" as "Thigh-Land."