Blockbuster Betties

Starring: Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courteney Cox, Skeet Ulrich, Drew Barrymore, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, Henry Winkler  IG @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

The sacred All Hallows Eve is only a few short days away, and is there any better movie to watch to get you in the Halloween spirit than this one? No really, we are legit asking if there's a better movie cause the Betties have a lot of questions this time around about the so-called “iconic” film, Hocus Pocus, one being...what the heck was up with the c-r-e-e-p-y big brother little sister dynamic in this film? Not to mention, is this entire movie just about three women wanting a better skincare routine? Mercury Rx was hitting some of us pretty hard around the recording of this ep, but we trust we were not alone!  Starring: Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy, Thora Birch, Omri Katz IG @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Starring: Christina Ricci, Devon Sawa, Bill Pullman, Malachi Pearson, and Eric Idle  IG @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com  

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Stockard Channing  IG @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

We kick off our Spooky Scary season with a 90's cult classic! A movie that dare we say inspired the likes of Charmed, Buffy, and Sabrina, bringing the occult into the mainstream in a way that shaped us all! Because let's be honest, witches and vampire slayers are bad AF and were basically the millennial teen's intro to feminism. There was a lot to cover in this one including some pretty dark themes, but we certainly entered our podcast circle with perfect love and perfect trust. We also collectively agreed that the pencil spinning scene is still the coolest sh*t ever.  We hope you missed us because this is our longest episode to date :) Enjoy, and blessed be!  Trigger warning: Self harm is a theme in this film and we discuss it (briefly) on the ep around 1:59:00.  Starring: Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Rachel True, Neve Campbell @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Well, well well, we have reached the end of our extensive Boss Bitches season and we can safely say that was SPECTACULAR. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other and know we're not being conceited? 13 episodes, 13 great films, endless great times! Thanks for sticking with us throughout, we hope you had as much fun as we did on this wild ride! We end this glorious season with an age-old favorite from our childhood and hopefully yours too, the one and only Romy and Michele's High School Reunion! If you've never seen it, watch it, and know that we are jealous that you are about to experience the joy of watching it for the first time. Tune in to hear us discuss this epic cult film at length as well as Jessica's spot-on Mira Sorvino impression. Other topics include Romy and Michele fashion, the unparalleled  excellence of Janeane Garofalo as Heather Mooney, and the story of our very own ten-year high school reunion (that none of us attended, lolz), you don't wanna miss this one. In other news….SEASON FOUR is coming soon biotches!!! Stay safe and have a Romy and Michele day!    Starring: Lisa Kudrow, Mira Sorvino, Janeane Garofalo INSTAGRAM: @blockbusterbetties EMAIL US: blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Throughout our Boss Bitch-themed season, we have discussed badass women in many forms and narratives. However, the women in this movie went so beyond the call of duty that they put the other so called “boss bitches” to shame.  Set It Off manages to display female characters who exist in a whole other realm of power, bravado, and fearlessness, while also managing to be loyal, vulnerable, tender, and often HILARIOUS, sending the three of us through the FULL range of emotion while watching. This along with its incredible story telling, iconic scenes, and star-studded-as-hell cast are just pieces of what makes this film legendary. If you haven't seen Set It Off, treat yourself and watch it TODAY, and tune into our ep to hear us discuss this unforgettable film at length. Other subjects covered in this ep include our own experiences with petty crime, our thoughts on rich men in movies picking out clothes for women, unruly puppies, and the most recent Eurocup!  Starring: Jada Pinkett Smith, Queen Latifah, Vivica A. Fox, Kimberly Elise, Blair Underwood  @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

This movie has such a special place in our hearts. From the fashun to the timeless hotness of Devon Sawa, this movie gives us such a warm fuzzy feeling of nostalgia. In fact, this may be the most we have ever reminisced in a single episode! We also luv the classic songs on the soundtrack - Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me!!! Other topics discussed: lesbian erasure, surprise dicks, the purgatory of junior high…and a special cameo from Michael aka Mr. Kelly to explain a Simpson's reference! Check it out! Starring: Christina Ricci, Rosie O'Donnell, Thora Birch, Melanie Griffith, Gaby Hoffman, Demi Moore, Rita Wilson @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Wowzers, what a doozy this one is. First of all, #FreeBritney forever (obviously) - but also....*should* Britney be acting??? The consensus here is...this may be best left to the professionals, especially for a plot this melodramatic. We wished there were more fun dancing in this movie and less, uh, traumatic sexual violence that's just casually thrown in there. We did learn a few things along the way, like how much a cracked radiator repair cost in 2002 (as well as how ripped Justin Long was). We also enjoyed the Dan Aykroyd and Kim Cattrall cameos, even if both of them played the opposite of how we usually see them (helicopter single dad and suburban mother-of-two in Tucson, AZ). Anyway, chalk this one up to "we rewatched so you didn't have to" and enjoy the episode!  

Starring: Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan, Lizzy Caplan, Amanda Seyfried @blockbusterbetties blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Join the Betties as they almost spend the whole podcast talking about Ted Lasso but turn it around just in time to dive into the campy, kitschiness, of this satire.  Who could forget JAWBREAKER in all its 90’s does 50’s goodness? A movie so focused on aesthetics that a few of the Betties felt they forgot about the plot. Tune in to hear us worship Pam Grier, recount personal stories of "prank kidnapping,” and argue over the significance of the Donnas. You can also expect many audible appearances from this week's special guest star, Kelly’s glass of iced wine! For all you ASMR heads out there, we got you covered!   Starring: Rose McGowen, Rebecca Gayheart, Julie Benz, Judy Greer. Follow us on Instagram at @blockbusterbetties and send love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

We know this movie is a classic buuuuut we all kinda agreed that it was a hard watch...maybe because of the extreme creepiness of Christian Slater's character, or the copious amounts of bodily fluids on display. However, we also spent a good amount of time in this episode talking about food? It's confusing. On one hand, this movie is nauseating and upsetting in a lot of ways, but on the other, it would make an amazing party theme. Shoulder pads, croquet, and perms? I am IN. Please send an invite to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

"Up your ziggy with a wawa brush!" Anyone else have this phrase living in their head rent-free since you saw this movie a few times as a kid? The all-star cast, clever dialogue, and the satisfying conclusion make this movie quite the hidden gem...maybe even a diamond in the rough? What was it about this movie that didn't push it into mainstream relevance? Was it too smart? Not enough teenage romance? Le sigh. The Betties had a fun time figuring this one out, and will definitely be rewatching this one again! Starring: Gaby Hoffman, Kirsten Dunst, Rachel Leigh Cook, Monica Keena, and Heather Matarazzo. 

Listen to the Betties process this movie together - what a different tone from the usual stuff we cover. Thank you again for your comments and anecdotes about this one!

Act your age not your shoe size! Cher + Winona + Ricci = the underrated glory that is MERMAIDS. We had a ball discussing this lesser known classic in all its novelty. Topics discussed include the misdiagnosis of Charlotte as "just an angsty teen,” the reality of small town life, and whether or not this particular mother daughter relationship reminds us of our relationship with our mothers in any way. Jessica  thinks ten-year-old Christina Ricci stole the movie. Kelly loved it purely for Cher-value. Betsy grew up with this movie but always found it a little too close to home...which Betty do you agree with? You'll have to tune in to find out, FISHHEADS!  Starring: Cher, Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci  Follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbetties and email us at blockbusterbetties@gmail.com 

Take a deep breath. Wait. That’s what 2020 felt like. Now, exhale. That’s this episode. The Betties were holding their breath to review one of Terry McMillian’s masterpieces, Waiting to Exhale. And BOY did we exhale. Listen in to us completely break our podcast structure to wax poetic about the powerhouse performance of the FIREY Angela Basset, who may just need an award greater than the Golden Scrunchie (albeit the most hallowed award of all time). SOMEONE needed to recognize the performance that should have won a goddam Oscar. Not to mention the absolutely steaming hot wardrobe that had us shopping the internet for look alikes. This movie is all powerhouse females: the late great QUEEN OF THE NIGHT Whitney Houston, her majesty herself Angela Bassett, “This Christmas”’s Ma’Dere Loretta Devine, and the incredibly seductive Lela Rochon. Do some yoga, take your dog for a walk, pour yourself a glass of champagne, take a deep breath, and listen in.Starring: Whitney Houston, Angela Bassett, Loretta Devine, Lela Rochon.

HELL NO, H2O! (A very problematic slogan for a bar, btw...the Betties do not condone dehydration.) First off: all the male hecklers in this movie need to die in hell, and all of the women need to dance on a bar together in heaven...forever. Because this movie, while perhaps not quite a cinematic masterpiece per se, made a very permanent mark on our young psyches. We also love the fact that this movie is not only based on a real bar in NYC, but based more specifically on an essay by Elizabeth Gilbert, Miss Eat Pray Love herself, who worked at the original bar in NYC! Mark my words, one day the Betties will party at Coyote Ugly. Mark. My. Words. Look, we have already proved ourselves worthy by taking shots of whiskey on air. And at least one of us has a true ‘coyote ugly’ story...tune in to hear about the lurid details! But really, once this vaccine is distributed and we can hang out again, we 100% will be Piper Perabo dancing on the bar while 3 hot women douse her with water. Our father walking in to see this spectacle? Optional. We had a very fun time recording this episode - we hope you have just as much fun listening!!!!! Follow us on Insta @blockbusterbetties and send love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

The blockbuster that no male studio execs or producers saw coming, because WHO in their right mind would pay to see a movie about a group of hilarious and relatable women? Answer: Only EVERYONE. This flick opened at NUMBER ONE, grossed 181 MILLION bucks, and landed at #10 on the list of highest grossing films of 1996. If that doesn’t make you blink your lips then we don’t know what will! This is one of the Betty’s all time favorite movies and discussing it for two hours did wonders for our bond. If our friendship was a plant, then First Wives Club is fertilizer from an overpriced independently owned succulent shop in Williamsburg, you get the idea! In other breaking news: Betsy realizes she’s an Annie, Jessica comes out as a Morty apologist, and Kelly has us shook with her account of the first time she watched this movie. So, grab yourself a vodka rocks, close up “le office” for the day, and feast yourself on our season three premiere why dontcha! Starring: Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton, Bette Midler. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbetties and send love letters to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Helllloooo listeners! First of all, we love and would never want to tease you...except right now ;) Get pumped for season 3 of Blockbuster Betties with this lil sampler of our upcoming episodes, as well as the BIG THEME REVEAL!!!! Just remember...WE LOVE YOUUUU! And also, don't get mad...GET EVERYTHING!

What better film to enjoy after the 2020 election than one with a babe who believes in due process, and to quote Elle herself: “WE DID IT!”. We are wrapping up season two with the movie that puts the ACHIEVEMENT in our theme of Sports, Competition, and Achievement. Fun fact: this episode was recorded two weeks before the 2020 election, so please enjoy the intro which includes us collectively screaming into pillows to purge some pre-election stress, oh the memories! Anyways, this movie gave us SO much to love: pink pleather and sequins, colorful millennial MacBooks, Jennifer Coolidge as a shy nail tech, the bend and snap, hair care tips, and Luke Wilson’s earnest soul, it’s time we gave a little love back! To end, Elle Woods sacrificed so much of herself for some stupid prick who didn’t see how amazing she was, and in doing so she found her own power within and left that bozo in the dust, now who can’t relate to THAT?! Vote for Elle! Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wllson, Selma Blair. Follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbetties and send love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

The episode in which Jessica thought we were discussing *next* week's movie and had to watch the correct movie while hungover in the part at 7 AM before recording...and is NOT happy about it. While we may disagree on this week's movie, we can all agree that Benjamin Bratt is FOINE...even if you can only see the back of his head (which Betsy did one time at a pasta restaurant in San Francisco). We can also agree that cops abusing their power and beauty pageants are NOT COOL...but perhaps there are some redeeming factors here?? I guess it depends on whether you appreciate the jokes in this movie or not. Sound off in the Instagram comments at @blockbusterbetties and send any love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

What the hell is this movie? A family drama, a rom com, a buddy flick...all rolled into one? With an art school veneer on select scenes? Plus near-death drowning experiences while surfing ludicrously large waves? We'll take it...maybe? The Betties are not quite sure what to make of this movie, but we definitely had fun discussing "chill" surfer culture, workers rights of hotel employees, and dating football players. We recall our own attempts at surfing and how nobody in this movie should be shaming ANYONE for being terrified of drowning since that is a VERY REAL possibility. There are some nice takeaways, like "even if you repeatedly fail to perform well during a competition, you can redeem yourself by catching one perfect wave" or "if you are talking shit about someone, maybe make sure they are not in the same room with you"! Listen in for the hot takes and lukewarm feelings regarding this movie! Starring: Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Sanoe Lake and Mika Boorem

It’s a rare moment in the Blockbuster Betties universe when we come across a movie that we all universally loved to pieces, or that we avoid any stressful technical issues beforehand that make us want to drink, but this episode ….WAS A GODDAMN MIRACLE!  Please tune into our least controversial episode yet, and experience the Terry Gross-esque chillness that is us. if this ep was a person it’d be Jody Sawyer herself, America’s sweetheart with a playful edge. One thing’s for sure, Jamiriquoi is actually pretty tight? Liiiike you should maybe go bump Cosmic Girl and Canned Heat like right now and just FEEL YO SELF?? Cooper Nielson is also a hottie mmmmkay? And if you don’t like Center Stage all we gotta say is WHAT? Did you go to a special bitch academy or something??Starring: Amanda Schull, Zoe Saldana, and Susan May Pratt  Follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbetties and email us love notes at blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Live your dream, it’s not as hard as it may seem, you gotta work to get the cream! This week’s movie is a somber and heartwarming tale of Sara Johnson's (Julia Stiles) ambitions to become a ballerina while living on the “bad” side of Chicago with her deadbeat dad after losing her mother in a tragic car accident. It is the origin of the greatest comeback aka “Steps ain’t no square dance” / “That’s okay, I’ll dance circles...probably around you”...even if Sara Johnson definitely does NOT dance in circles around ANYONE that night. It feels like we say this every time, but this SOUNDTRACK THO. “Murder She Wrote,” K-Ci & JoJo, Method Man and Redman...not to mention the somber violin score that complements the extremely Real drama that unfolds. Shoutout to Kerry Washington’s free lesson on the Black community and Sean Patrick Thomas dropping some knowledge on the meaning of In Cold Blood. We may not LOVE this movie but we did find a way to discuss it at LENGTH due to a handful of entertaining tangents, so tune in! Starring Julia Child-I mean, Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas, Kerry Washington, and Bianca Lawson.

This week’s episode is the beginning of three dance movies we’ll be discussing, and HOW could we forget about this pivotal late-90’s dance movie starring Vanessa Williams and Puerto-Rican superstar Chayanne? We realized how, because this movie is EXTREMELY FORGETTABLE, making it even more fun to talk about, DUH! This movie however DID make us crave Cuban food, and we were also notably moved by several of the dancing scenes...even if they could have left out half the plot and we would have been happy. Why do we think this movie was made? Does it deserve ANY golden scrunchies? And WHO on earth would name their kid Kris Kristofferson? Tune in to get all the takes! Starring: Vanessa Williams, Chayanne, and Kris Kristofferson Follow us on Instagram at @blockbusterbetties and send love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Another foray into the secondary theme of this season, "Men tell women they can't do things...and then they do it anyway!" Come for the hot takes on Madonna's performance (emphasis on HOT), stay for hot insider tips on the bike-share program in Paris. Find out who the character of "Lilmer" is and why Jessica has recently played her and which Betty can do the splits. We also talk about the movie (eventually), and how much we are all NOT rooting for whiny kid sister Kit or drunk Coach Tom Hanks. Jessica hits us with some historical facts about the story this movie is based on (they really DID have to wear skirts and go to charm school!) and Betsy schools us on the "90s does 40s" fashion trend. We pay respect to the badass ladies that lived through this era and to the editors that make baseball feel wayyyy more exciting than it does IRL. Tune in and follow us at BlockbusterBetties on Instagram and email us love letters at blockbusterbetties@gmail.com!

Join us in discussing this sports-n-competition classic! Betsy is drunk off one beer and has a lot to say about "British townhouses and that whole vibe," Jessica loves British culture, and Kelly is just here to say that Kiera Knightley would never be a good soccer player. We all love Coach Joe and his puppy eyes, and we all find beans-on-toast depressing. As usual, we discuss the tragic fashion of the 90s, the club bangers that should never be forgotten ("I Turn to You" by Mel C aka Sporty Spice, we stan), and the confusing relationship between the main characters. It's a good time! Starring:  Parminder Nagra, Keira Knightley, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers!

How will the Betties handle a depiction of an actual adult relationship AND the high-stakes world of professional sports? Join us as we reckon with such questions as “Was Quincy wrong to ‘take a ho to Burger King’?” and “Should one ever wager one’s upcoming marriage to Tyra Banks on a few rounds of b-ball?” Other topics include feminism (as always), fashion (as always), and whether Omar Epps could really be a basketball player at 5’10”! Starring: Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps, Gabrielle Union, Regina Hall@blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Come for Heather Ledger at peak hawtness, stay for sexy Prince Edward! You know you had a crush on Shannyn Sossamon, even if you had no idea how to say her last name.  Live out your RenFair dreams today with the Betties as we fawn over these legendary, completely believable, historically accurate characters as they bicker, gamble, joust, and most importantly, dance to David Bowie (bet you didn’t know David Bowie was around in the time of Chaucer DID YOU?!) Plus, find out why jousting is important to Maryland and which of these characters went on to be in Game of Thrones for 10 seconds. Starring: Heath Ledger, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Paul Bettany & Alan Tudyk

There’s no better way to kick off our season two theme than with the legendary cheerleading movie that taught us important lessons like: what a standing back tuck was, how to have "cheer-sex" with someone, and most importantly, when you get caught ripping someone off, you should definitely like… STOP RIPPING THEM OFF! This movie went on to have FIVE horrendous sequels made out of it, but it just makes watching the OG one even better! Come for the spanky pants and crimped hair, stay for the critique on transitional 2000’s queer narratives, this episode is all that and a bag of spirit sticks.Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union, and Eliza Dushku Follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbetties for updates and embarrassing pix of us as tweens! Email us at blockbusterbetties@gmail.com with any comments, questions, or critiques (jk keep those to your damn self). 

What is the recipe for becoming the biggest Marvel Superhero of all time? 1. Try and get seduced by your sister 2. Cover yourself in whip cream and stick a banana in your bumhole 3. Get a handicapped kid decapitated in a football game 4. Beat out the nice guy for a girl you don’t really know or like 5. Have Molly Ringwold talk some sense into your thick skull. Not Another Teen Movie is the delightful season ender that turns all stereotypes on their heads. Join the Betties as they giggle through these hijinks and try to guess the myriad of movies this movie shamelessly parodies.@blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

So we are feeling way impotent and out of control because this is the LAST episode of our 3-part Clueless saga! Do take a break from your busy pants-dropping schedule to tune into PART THREE, a free-for-all discussion of ALL our favorite scenes, plus a Clueless QUOTE-OFF competition! It’s basically a gorge full-on Monet that you don’t wanna miss. @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Haul ass to the kitchen and squeeze in extra place settings because it’s time for PART TWO of our three-part series on Clueless! The topic of today’s episode is: FRIENDSHIPS & RELATIONSHIPS. Is Cher and Dionne’s friendship deeper than being named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials?  Does Mel Horowitz approve of his daughter dating his ex step-son? and how could Tai be SO naive about which car to take after the val party? Oh how innocent she looked with that inflatable snowman. Tune in for all this and more! @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

We are gasping for air from excitement, can someone please get us some sort of an herbal refreshment? This week the Betties start our 3-part episode journey to discuss the Tara Lipinksi of 90’s teen movies, the flawlessly scripted film that majorly shaped who we are today, and also the reason we started this podcast in the first place! As lifelong superfans, we cannot thank Amy Hecklerling enough for the 25 years of endless joy she has provided for us with this movie, and for bringing Paul Rudd into our lives!! For that alone she should be knighted.  On PART ONE of this three-part series we will be discussing FASHION! SLANG! and WHERE ARE THE ACTORS NOW?! Tune in for lengthy discussions on marabou feathers, vehicular sex, and Cher’s closet computer that in 2020 WE NEED MORE THAN EVER!  @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

We thought we hated this movie. Then we watched it and realized that yeah we kind of did but that made it that much more fun. Ali Larter’s Dulcie turned out to be our hero alongside the heroic punching bag Designated Dave. Drive Me Crazy was a movie made to get us pumped for the iconic Britney Spears song, and we can’t be that mad at that. @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Kelly loves this movie. Betsy hates it. Listen to the Betties duke it out in our MOST CONTROVERSIAL PODCAST YET. Whichever side of the debate you land on, there is no doubt that Natasha Lyonne is the coolest actress of the 90s, and her performance in this movie proves it. Also starring Eugene Levy’s eyebrows. @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

A movie that makes us yearn for our teen years. Vintage cars, cello lessons, endlessly manipulative step-sibling incest, oh the days of yore how we miss thee! This week the Betties discuss the movie that is one of the top contenders for Most Awkward Movie Ever to Watch with Your Parents. The questions remain: What do Annette and Sebastian ACTUALLY have in common? Who made the sketchy writing decision to turn Ronald into the villain? and WHERE can we get Kathryn’s entire wardrobe?! One thing we know for sure: we are no doubt still bumpin’ the soundtrack! @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Drew Barrymore at her Drewiest Barrymost! Find out which Betty identifies as a Josie Grossie and which one identifies as someone who dated the drummer from big bad voodoo daddies. Personally, I prefer to be known as the COLE SLAW KING OF THE WORLD! Come for the discussion of Josie’s pivotal dance scene, stay for the dissection of the morality of her relationship with HER TEACHER!! @blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

The chef’s kiss of smart teen flicks, also known as 10 Things I Love About Heath Ledger. Who didn’t fantasize about being serenaded at soccer practice and kissed passionately during a paintball battle? Join the Betties as we pour one out for Heath, dissect Julia Stiles’ 90s feminism, and simply bow in awe to this masterpiece. See you at Bogie Lowenstein’s party! That must be Nigel with the brie!@blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

Remember when you stopped wearing overalls and ponytails because Laney Boggs showed us that’s all you had to do to become the artistic counter culture queen of high school? As long as the bobos on your super freak body were properly ogled by some of teen movie’s frattiest soccer players you too could be Freddie Prinz Junior’s prize! Who is Gutenberg? Which Bettie is obsessed with Freddie? FIND OUT ON THIS EP.@blockbusterbettiesblockbusterbetties@gmail.com

If you were a 20-something actor in the late 90’s and you didn’t have a small cameo in this movie, did you even really exist? Join the Betties as they kick off the first episode of the teen movies-themed season by discussing the ultimate 90’s teen party movie in all its combined glory *cough* Kenny Fisher *cough* and shame. Could Jenna Elfman have waited just ONE more minute to call her cab so Preston could get his chance with Barry Manilow? Are horny cousins in silk shirts always a red flag to watch out for? WAS THE SONG MANDY REALLY JUST ABOUT HIS DOG? Tune in to find out! Follow us @blockbusterbetties on Instagram for the latest!