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On the new God Pod: Jesus, Mary Mags, and God are working for the weekend with hotshot atheist, constitutional lawyer, and author, Andrew Seidel, to chat about his new book 'American Crusade' which gives a glimmer of hope as democracy flails against the hostile takeover of the Supreme Court by Christian zealots.  Mary Mags and Andrew Seidel smarten up the episode leaving Jesus speechless and God looking for nunchuck warriors, liberal billionaires, and elephant revolutionaries to fight against the anti-democratic movement plaguing America! They also read from the mailbag, encourage playing the God Pod in the Vatican, discuss Velma coming out, and God finds out people are calling him angry Santa for adults. NOT COOL! Listening to this episode is the first step to waking up and fighting back against a SCOTUS drunk with power! Click those links below and listen — it's 100% FREE. Bonus points if you own nunchucks  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts: thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

on this episode our two heroes meet in line to get onto the "Neon Escape oNe" humanities last hope for survival after the planet has been over run by the force of the anunaki. however the damn line is moving slow due to a flirtatious sisnarian hitting on the security bouncer guy. NOT COOL. we discuss where our tickets have us heading to on our escape pod and the likes of zuckeyborg and warren botfit --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/neonpopsicle/support

Introduction: Minutes 0 to 6 Chandra mentions Heather Morris's story about J.Lo rejecting back up dancers who were Virgos. I looked at puppies but they seemed hard to train. Chandra thinks I should get a kitten for a year before I get a dog. Royals: Minutes 6:00 to 24:00 As we've heard Will and Kate, but really just Kate and the kids, are moving to Adelaide Cottage in Windsor. They are keeping all their other properties, making this their fourth, although they supposedly aren't using taxpayer money for it. Kensington Palace confirmed this week that the children would be attending school in Lambrook. It seems like they left the move until the last minute before their kids start school. They are issuing carefully worded statements about not having live-in staff and renting the property. Even the royal reporters that usually run their keen puff pieces are criticizing them for this, like Richard Kay, who called it “clumsily insensitive.” Chandra wrote that this is a calculated risk by the Cambridges that William will inherit the Duchy of Cornwall soon. Meanwhile Harry was in Africa, in Mozambique and Rwanda, as part of his duties as President of African parks. He visited the president of Rwanda and led a delegation of congressman and philanthropists. We heard a couple weeks ago that William would probably speak at the UN, but he's not doing that, he's just holding the Earthshot Prize Innovation Summit on Sept. 21 in association with Bloomberg P hilanthropies. William should have his own causes instead of just copying his brother. We got our first episode of Archetypes, Duchess Meghan's podcast. Meghan spoke to her good friend Serena Williams about ambition. Mariah Carey is next week's guest and there are rumors that Beyonce will be on. Meghan and Serena discussed Serena's career and the double standards applied to her. Both Serena and Meghan told never-before-heard stories about scary situations with their kids. Serena's daughter Olympia broke her wrist in a highchair fall during the French Open and baby Archie was almost caught in a fire in his nursery when Meghan and Harry were in Africa. Archie was supposed to be in the nursery but at the last minute the nanny decided to put him on her back to get a snack so he was fine. Then Meghan and Harry had to go to another event and act like everything was fine! In response to this there were sourced quotes in the British press that the heater was smoking, it was unplugged and the crisis was averted, no big deal basically and there was no fire. I play a promotional clip for Archetypes. Meghan seems like she's doing great in California. We liked the podcast but thought it was a little long. We're careful not to criticize her too much because of the unhinged way the British commentators go after her. Omid Scobie addresses this in his latest column and he said that they're basically proving her point. He also mentioned that the Sussexes offered to be half in and were rejected by the palace. I play a clip from Zoom where we talked about this. As Lisa mentioned in the Zoom, this was a restrained conversation. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Minutes 24 to 30:30 We got the redacted report of what happened on the plane in 2016 that caused Angelina Jolie to file for divorce from Brad Pitt. We got this because Angelina anonymously filed for a Freedom of Information Act request. The details were worse than we expected. Brad's response was to smear and gaslight Angelina in the press including saying that Angelina is doing this for “media purposes” and that she's already known this for six years and is doing it to “inflict pain” on him. Pitt's team seems certain that the FBI case won't be reopened. They've also claimed that Angelina is just jealous of him. If Angelina wanted to ruin Brad she would have released this information during his Oscar campaign. I play a segment from Zoom where we talked about this. Chandra doesn't think Brad will sue Angelina for defamation for this because she has her legal ducks in a row. He may pull a different legal move though. Comments of the week: Minutes 30:30 to end My comment of the week is from Owlsyn (Ableism is Not Cool) on the post about Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Dr. Oz posting a ridiculous video blaming Biden for the price of “crudite.” Chandra's comment of the week is from Snuffles on the post about William wanting to do the school run in Berkshire. Thanks for listening bitches!    

Hope you enjoyed the 150th episode of the pod where we talk our least favorite movies of all time (in true celebratory fashion)! Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindelwald: 8:10 Encanto: 11:15 Planet 51: 12:50 Bad comedies (Hot Pursuit): 15:01 Dumb and Dumber To: 19:19 Downsizing: 22:24 The Cat in the Hat: 25:24 Smosh The Movie and Not Cool: 28:03 Teen Beach Movie: 32:09 Speed round (early 2000s movies like Underdog, Space Chimps): 35:45 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014): 38:45 Speed round (Morbius, Fifty Shades): 40:35 Special episode 150 stuff (school podding, singing Radar Love and Exploded Diaper): 47:25 Tom Cnews: 51:28 My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/bhlhudson My Twitter: https://twitter.com/bhl_hudson My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bhl_hudson/ Freddy's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuWLehV7mmvNZA1IfeJTQZA Freddy's Twitter: https://twitter.com/FDK_DoltSniper Freddy's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fdalgaard/ Subscribe to us on YouTube for the pod and other exclusive content! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT1sLgsFaPKFLwi_C2KhHvA You can also listen to the podcast on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ou5ZfA005kgY4kHtjYAai Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/the-poorly-planned-podcast/id1533846580 The BHL Hudson Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BhlHudson/ The FDK Gaming Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FDKGaming/ The fan pages (run by Pierce and Cian): https://www.instagram.com/poorly_planned_podcast/ https://www.instagram.com/poorly_planned_podcast_memes/ Poorly Planned Podcast TikTok (run by Cian): www.tiktok.com/@poorlyplannedpodcast BHL Hudson TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@bhlhudson

Welcome to the Borealis Experience Podcast and Aurora Eggert Coaching This is a place where you can recharge your batteries, reconnect to yourself, really get to know yourself and find out what steps you can take to untangleyourself from a situation you don't wish to be in.Learn more at www.auroraeggertcoaching.com Enjoy this new podcast episode today for you :)  listen here or on #spotify #applepodcast Free yourself from the ongoing destructive inner chatter. Discover who you are without all this clutter in your mind. Quit “shoulding” - on yourself I noticed that who ever I work with, no matter where people come from we will talk about productivity at some point. Being productive is just as important for a dad/mum as well as for a young start up entrepreneur or senior CEO trying to fit into the new world. What I have learnt along my journey is that with productivity and high pressure people tend to think and act as If self- abuse or self-punishment in the form of thinking like: I should accomplish this I should be better at this I should make more time for this I should get this done by then and then Is an absolute MUST to achieve goals? Here is my question though ? How much pressure and running around is sustainable ? Can a more gentle approach combined with resting and relaxing times be more desirable and be more productive at the same time? Think about this:  How much does your body care if you are successful or not? How much does a child-relative care about how successful you are? And last but not least : How much do you care about being healthy and good to be around when achieving/ getting to your goals? Sleepless 10-14h nights at the office are NOT COOL anymore. Studies and research is coming out about important sleep really is and how radical you should take care of your mental health if you struggle with insomnia. Let's dive in and find out more about this juicy topic that will most likely affect you in one way or another.  In this episode and many other episodes I touch on topics that I usually work on with my clients. Here in my podcast it will be targeted to a broad spectrum of people. If you'd like to go more into depth with a topic I address, reach out to me. Also please check out the: https://www.sleepadvocate.com/blog/ SleepAdvocate promotes your intrinsic right to sleep well, be rested, and enjoy life's awakenings: provides evidence-based, practical, professional, medical guidance for persons and for organizations. with love and much respect Aurora If you love what you learned, be sure to hit that follow button so you never miss a future episode, and make sure to leave a review to help me reach more listeners just like you looking to follow their inner truth.  Find the episode that suits your mood best here:  https://the-borealis-experience.captivate.fm (https://the-borealis-experience.captivate.fm)  Support this super cool and informative, advertise free show  Want to ‘Buy me a coffee' and send some appreciation my way? Click link below:   https://www.buymeacoffee.com/auroraborealis (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/auroraborealis) Thank you !!!! Give some love to the show and make it easier for people to find my podcast in leaving a review here https://ratethispodcast.com/aurora (https://ratethispodcast.com/aurora) Do you need a one on one chat or regular meet ups with me to stay accountable on your journey ? Book a free 60 mins meeting with me  Just message me on: https://auroraeggertcoaching.com/contact/ And join  https://www.facebook.com/auroraeggertcoaching/   Have a podcast episode topic request ? If I am missing a topic. Please sent me a topic request  #forwomen  #formen #newepisode ...

What did you do as a teen to try cure the ugly?   Cool or Not Cool    Forbidden Folder - Do you have a sugar daddy w/caller  Worst work presents  How long did they last?  Do you watch an old person's show?   The Queens morning routine   When did you get let off?   Is piercing a babys ear immoral?  What did you bring in for Show and Tell?   Big debate: Lettuce vs Cabbage     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Tuesday and that means it's time for a new episode of the Self Publish N 30 Days Podcast! If you desire to share your story with the world, want to advance  in your career, and don't want to take years to do it  then this is for you. This week on Self Publish N 30 Days Podcast join us for a Special Edition of the BRAND NEW podcast segment - The Book Nook with our Director of Programming, Dana Gunn! For each episode of The Book Nook, Dana will be sharing book reviews or even the occasional impromptu interview! So grab your favorite beverage, your coziest blanket and come join Dana in the Book Nook with her guest, prolific author & singer/songwriter Tim Easton!American songwriter Tim Easton was born on the Canadian border in upstate New York and spent his formative years living in Tokyo, Japan and Akron, Ohio. Traveling early and often, he learned the ways of the road and rails and spent 7 years as a bonafide troubadour, making his way around Europe, playing the streets and clubs, living in Paris, London, Madrid, Prague, Dublin, and wherever he laid his hat. It was this period of time when he developed his songwriting style - folk based storytelling and personal traveling tales, often peppered with bold confessions or "tell it as it is" reality. Rolling Stone Magazine praised him as "having a novelist's sense of humanity." Returning to his roots in North America, moving to New York City and then Los Angeles, he signed with New West Records and released five critically acclaimed solo albums starting with 2001's "The Truth About Us," which featured three fourths of WILCO as the backing band. Invitations to be a support act from mentors Lucinda Williams and John Hiatt arrived. Easton settled in the burgeoning art and music scene of Joshua Tree, California between worldwide tours. After becoming a Father and re-locating to Nashville, Easton recorded an album for THIRTY TIGERS ("NOT COOL" 2013), which accented the stripped down Memphis & Sun Studios sound of the Tennessee Three. His next album 2016's "AMERICAN FORK," was a grand departure from his previous efforts, featuring a fully flushed out backing band with elaborate songs arrangements. His most recent album, "Paco & The Melodic Polaroids," is a fully stripped down, solo-acoustic album celebrating 30 years of companionship with "Paco," his trusty Gibson J-45 acoustic guitar. The new project was recorded DIRECT TO LACQUER at The Earnest Tube Studio in Bristol, Virginia. Recently, Easton reached the milestone of having 100 Published original songs which he celebrated by releasing 100 solo performance videos on 100 consecutive days, all posted on his personal YouTube channel. He currently resides in Nashville, Tennessee.You can find Tim at www.timeaston.com or on all major social media platforms.Don't miss this episode...Just choose "Self Publish -N- 30 Days Podcast" when you click the magic link below!https://linktr.ee/selfpublishn30daysYou can also view this episode on our YouTube Channel here:https://youtu.be/QZ_j6MbX2XsTune in for a new episode every Tuesday night at 7:00 pm (CST). Don't forget to subscribe to our podcasts on iTunes, Spotify or Stitcher so you won't miss an episode!If you have been thinking about how to publish a book but you're not sure how, Self Publish -N- 30 Days is the company for you! As the #1 Self Publishing Company in the world we are able to publish your book faster and with less stress than other services. We offer the same services as KDP Amazon  but with a personalized approach. We know that to publish on Amazon, there are several steps that seem intimidating if you don't know what to do. At Self Publish -N- 30 Days our skilled team will walk you through the whole process of how to write a book step by step. Contact Us Today!“This Is The Year For Your New Book!”

It's our 150th episode, so to celebrate we opted to do an AMA. At least that was the plan at first…  Intro Podchaser - Reviews4Good Thank yous to everyone AMA portion Scariest podcasting moment? - @MikeyGeek  Have you read any IDW Transformers comics? What are your thoughts? - I Understood That Reference How has doing the podcast changed you? - Dr Goku from GuardiansMH If you could pick a fictional character to have on the couch, who would it be? - Patron Matt & Lissy What are your early comic memories/what sparked your love of comics? - Patron Matt & Lissy Since Anthony is a lawyer, would he represent you in court for a malpractice case? -Anonymous Is there any time when you recommend comics to your patients? -Anonymous Are there any episodes that you would recommend starting with besides the first one? -Anonymous Skit  DOC: OK, so let's go to the next quest*buzz-phone call* oh, sorry, must've forgotten to turn it off. Lemme just check, it might be work. *beat* I don't recognize this number. Could be work? Hello? HANK: Hello Doctor Issues… DOC: Who is this? HANK: You tried to get me to move on, but all that did was cause me greater grief. So now I'm back to have my revenge. Not just on Superman, but on you. DOC: Hank Henshaw? I never tried to get you to move on from Terri, I simply told you to focus your energy, sorry, no pun intended, on a healthier way to honor her memory.  HANK: I tried that. I worked on creating a permanent tribute to her online. I made that Instagram profile of her, and it worked for a while. I was going to use her internet fame to support organizations that she cared about. You know what happened? Crypto bros took her pictures, turned them into NFTs, and started selling them online. So I found every single one of them and killed them all. And then I turned my attention to you. DOC: Dear God, man. HANK: I thought about killing you, but that would be too easy. Plus there's a good chance that blue bastard would come and rescue you. So I opted to hurt you in another way. DOC: If you harm my family… HANK: Oh no, Doc, this is much worse than that. You know, it's funny how simple it is to break past encryption when you're living inside the system. All these patient files, each one tells a story. DOC: You can't do that! HANK: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO! I'm Hank Henshaw, and I'm beholden to no man. Say, these files are so interesting, I think the rest of the world should have the opportunity to see what you wrote here… DOC: Don't you dare… HANK: Oh, you think this is a comic book where you can stop me? I already released the files online, Doc. Good luck trying to get the toothpaste back in the tube now… hahahaha ANTHONY: Everything ok, bro? DOC: No, definitely not. I need to get back to my office NOW. And I have to make a few phone calls… *dialing noise* c'mon, pick up pick up pick up… TONY STARK: Y'ello? DOC: Tony, thank goodness you picked up. TONY: Uh, who is this? DOC: It's Doctor Issues. We had a therapy session a few years ago, I don't know if you remember TONY: Oh I remember you. Kinda. We split the Glenlivet, right? DOC: We didn't really split it, so much as you drank it and then split. Anyway, listen, I need your help. One of my clients, a bad dude, he got into my patient files and released them all online. I need you to get them off the Internet and make sure no one has access to them again. TONY: Hoo boy, that is quite a quandary. So you're telling me that your files on every single one of your patients, including me, is now out there online? DOC: Yes, but- TONY: Interesting. Jarvis, bring up my file. JARVIS: I'm not sure that's a wise course of action, sir. TONY: If I'm going to help Doc, I need to know what I'm dealing with. DOC: Tony, please, just TONY: Uh-uh, hold on just a sec. Mmmmhmmm… DOC: We don't have time, the sooner we get started on this the sooner we can shut this down and stop anyone else from reading their files. TONY: Yes, because heaven forbid anyone learn that you think they're, what was it again, a narcissist who uses alcohol as a means of self-medication to avoid addressing past traumas? Did I have that right? DOC: Tony, you were drinking in the session and left because you got bored of things. It's not pretty to read, but I stand by my assessment. I also indicated you performed great things in spite of that. TONY: Well, in spite of your compliment, I'm going to tell you to kiss my ass, Doc. Find another lackey to help you clean up your mess. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to exercise my demons with a little racquetball. And the only drinking I'll be doing is my C4 energy drink. Happy? DOC: Not really, I mean TONY: Wasn't talking to you. Happy, bring the car around. And my gym bag better not smell like the insides of your shoes again, or so help me I'll *click* DOC: Dammit! OK, think, who else can I call? Oh, I know! UATU: DOCTOR ISSUES! DOC: What the? UATU: YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. DOC: Uatu? Not now. UATU: THIS WAS NOT A REQUEST. *teleportation sound effect* DOC: NO! I need to get back to Earth! Do you know what I'm dealing with? UATU: OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. I FORESAW THIS HAPPENING. DOC: I thought you couldn't see the future. UATU: I CANNOT. BUT I CAN SEE ALL ACTIONS HAPPENING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AT ONCE, AND I CAN PREDICT WITH A HIGH RATE OF PROBABILITY WHAT WILL OCCUR. YOUR DISMISSAL OF HANK HENSHAW WAS LIKELY TO DRIVE HIM TO SEEK REVENGE. DOC: I didn't dismiss him, I simply… we're getting off topic. Why am I here? UATU: I AM FORBIDDEN FROM INTERFERING IN THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS, I AM MERELY AN OBSERVER. DOC: First off, that's ridiculous, you've interfered I don't know how many times. Secondly, bringing me here to the moon is interference by itself - if you wanted to observe, you could've just left me on Earth. UATU: OH, IS THIS UPSETTING TO YOU? DOES THIS MAKE YOU MAD? DOC: Yes it does! UATU: WELL NOW YOU HAVE A MILD INKLING OF HOW I FEEL. I BORE OF YOUR INCESSANT JOKES ABOUT WATCHING PEOPLE MASTURBATE AND ENGAGE IN VARIOUS SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS.  DOC: So you dragged me up here, in the middle of the biggest professional and personal crisis I've ever encountered, just because you're mad I made jokes about you? UATU: YES. DOC: What the hell, man! You're an interdimensional being with the powers of a god, why are you so focused on being this petty? UATU: BECAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY.  DOC: Can you just send me back, please? You made your point. UATU: FINE. BUT IF I HEAR YOU MAKING ONE MORE UATU IS WATCHING YOU JOKE, I WILL TELEPORT YOU TO A REGION OF SPACE WHERE YOU WILL NEVER BE FOUND. *teleportation sound* AND HERE'S A MIDDLE FINGER. I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THIS, BECAUSE I'M DOING IT AS HARD AS I CAN. DOC: Ugh, that was not fun. Also, why do I feel like he's flipping me off? Anyway, I need to get to the office. Lemme check Uber… 17 minutes? Nope, too long. Uhh… oh great, first bit of good luck today. TAXI! *tires squeal* JAKE: Where to, pal? DOC: The central office plaza downtown, and step on it! JAKE: Sure thing, buddy. *car door closes, drives off* DOC: Thanks. Say, you look kinda familiar. Do I know you? JAKE: Hmm… I don't remember you, and I'm pretty good with remembering folks. I just have one o'dem faces. DOC: Are you sure? I seem to recall meeting you at some point. Not too often you encounter folks with a Chicago accent here. JAKE: We're more common than you realize. We move all over da place. DOC: OK, that's fair, I grant you. STEVEN: Grant? Oh my, I detest when this occurs. DOC: What the… oh great, of all the taxis I hadda find… STEVEN: Rest assured, good sir, this is equally embarrassing to me as it is to you.  DOC: Somehow I don't think that's the case. STEVEN: Ahh yes, you're referring to the incident with the patient files? DOC: You know about that already? STEVEN: Yes, the matter was brought to my attention earlier by my social media team. Got an alert when my name popped up in trending files. Had to send my PR staff into high alert to address some of the more… unsavory aspects. DOC: Jeez, and I don't even recall saying anything that bad. I guess it's just the specter of negativity that you have to deal with. MARC: Spector? Aww s**t, now I'm in charge. C'mon Jake, where are we supposed to be going? DOC: Wait, who am I talking to now? And what do you mean where are we going? Don't you share this info between identities? MARC: What would be most comforting for you to hear? DOC: If that's how you're asking the question, I have a feeling no answer is actually going to be comforting. MARC: Not gonna lie to you, Doc, you're not that wrong. Truth is, when this happens, I just kinda drive around in circles and hope that Jake sees something familiar enough that he takes the wheel again. Literally and figuratively. DOC: I don't have time for this. Stop the car. MARC: But what about DOC: Talk to Steven, I'm sure he can afford to pick up the tab. *car door opens & closes* Well, I'm not that far away, guess I can walk. In the meantime… *dialing sound* pick up, Bruce, pick up…  BATMAN: (voicemail) If you feel the need to leave a voicemail, you're not using the proper channels. Contact the right people and they'll alert me accordingly. DOC: DAMMIT BRUCE! Ugh. OK, next one. C'mon Dick… DICK: (voicemail) This is Dick. If this is about business, leave your name and number. If you want to get back to business, I'll call you when I need you. DOC: How about neither… fine, let's try Jason? JASON: Hello: DOC: Jason? It's Doctor Issues. JASON: I was wondering if you'd call.  DOC: Listen, I need help.  JASON: I'm sure you do. So in your greatest moment of need, you reach out to someone, hoping they'll faithfully support you and assist you? DOC: Yes! JASON: Sure is a bitch when it doesn't work out in your favor, isn't it? *click* DOC: WHAT? No no no no… fine, I guess I'll try Tim. TIM: Hello? DOC: Oh, thank goodness, Tim, I TIM: Haha, gotcha. Thought I was answering the phone. Oh man, I'm sure you're probably pretty pissed at me. Which you would tell me, except I'm not available right now. So go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll call you back. DOC: Oh that is NOT COOL, Tim. *sigh* I guess now I'm up to Damian. VOICE: The number you have dialed has not established a voicemail service. DOC: OH COME ON!!! Umm… wait, do I have her number… YES! Oh please please please… STEPHANIE: Hello? DOC: Hello, Stephanie? STEPHANIE: Who is this? DOC: My name is Doctor Issues, I've worked with several of your… colleagues. STEPHANIE: Who? DOC: Dick, Jason, Tim… Bruce… they all STEPHANIE: No, I mean who are you? DOC: I'm… I'm Dr. Issues, I'm their psychiatrist. STEPHANIE: Never heard of you. DOC: Wait, what? STEPHANIE: And how did you get this number? DOC: Because they… I mean you… STEPHANIE: Please don't call me again. *click* DOC: So much for that angle… who else can I call… JOKER: It's so hard to find good help these days… DOC: Oh no. JOKER: What's the matter Doc, you look like you just watched a man die. Here, let me get you a mirror so you can see it up close. DOC: Nope, not sticking around for this one. *starts to run away* JOKER: *sound of net releasing and capturing Doc, who struggles* Oh, but we have a lot to talk about. I need to fill you in on the team of professionals you set up for me. They've been rotating around for quite some time. Or at least I imagine they have, who knows how much weight a ceiling fan can support. After the third body they tend to get a little dicey.  DOC: Dear God… JOKER: The Korean doctor took it especially hard. All that time she thought fan death wasn't real. Right up until the end when the blades decapitated her… DOC: Come on, is there ANYONE around who can help me? JOKER: It's funny, you wrote in my notes that I needed to stay isolated because I'd be less of a threat. And yet who's the one who's all alone right now? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. But what the hell, I'll laugh anyway BWAHAHAHAHA*punch* ooooomph NORTHSTAR: Doctor, are you alright? DOC: Northstar, what are you doing here? NORTHSTAR: I read the report, and I decided to march over right away to talk to you about it. As I approached, I saw that insane clown man assaulting you, so I thought I'd take care of him first and ask questions later, la! DOC: Well I sure am glad to see you. I need to get back to my office right away, so I can *whooosh* … access my files. NORTHSTAR: Bienvenue. Now, about what you wrote… DOC: Not now, Northstar, this is a bad time. NORTHSTAR: NO, Doctor, you will not brush me off, ça prend tout mon petit change just to have this discussion. I thought I did the right things, said the right things, pi you write that I am self-absorbed, focused on image. Why would I come to you for help if not to get better, À cause tu fais simple de même? DOC: Look, Jean-Paul, I appreciate that you are fired up about this, and I'll be happy to talk this over with you at a later time. But clearly, I've got major problems to address right now, so can we table this discussion? NORTHSTAR: I'm not talking about this with you on a table, on a couch, or anywhere, esti! I know you get confused when I speak in French, so let me be clear: kiss my ass, Doctor. *whoosh* DOC: *sigh* Well, at least I'm in the office and I can focus on *phone rings* *sigh* hello? JJJ: I need to speak to Doctor Issues right away, this is urgent! DOC: This is he. JJJ: You answer your own phone? What kinda two-bit operation are you running? And to think I wasted good time, and worse yet, good money, talking to you.  DOC: Who is this? JJJ: It's J. Jonah Jameson.  DOC: What do you want, Jameson, I'm kind of in the middle of something. JJJ: Yes, I know. That's why I'm calling. This story is breaking news, and I'm asking, no DEMANDING, an exclusive interview for TNM. DOC: My professional life is falling apart around me, and you think I'm going to take time answering questions?  JJJ: Of course! Gives you a chance to get your side of the story out before things go too far. Who cares about being right, what matters is being first. Remember: people read headlines, not retractions. DOC: That says an awful lot, both about you and the media business as a whole. But I'm not interested right now, I need to find someone who can stop this from spreading across the web. JJJ: I think I have someone in my office who can help with web stuff. ANALOG! Where the hell is Derick? I need someone to shut down the Internet. *That's not how this works, Jonah.* I don't pay you to argue with me, I pay you to get things done. And at the rate you're going, you're lucky I pay you at all. DOC: Goodbye, Jonah. JJJ: And another thing-*click* DOC: OK, now to look up how to take things off the Internet. Gonna DuckDuckGo this, last thing I need is more stuff getting traced back to *smash* WHAT THE TICK: Of all the unbelievable things I have to deal with on a daily basis. The unmitigated gall you must possess to disrespect me like this. I might not be the smartest hero, or the flashiest, or even the bluest, but I deserve better than this.  DOC: Tick, what are you- TICK: It's like you don't even know who I am. After all this time we've known each other, I thought some common courtesy would have been established. Sure, people make mistakes here and there, and you brush them under the rug, because that's what good cleaners do. Not the expensive ones, obviously, but the quality cleaners who take a little extra time to spit on the washcloth before scrubbing your toilet to give it that extra sheen. But something like this, I feel personally insulted to even have received something like this associated with my good name. DOC: Tick, I promise you, what I wrote on your patient form was completely professional, and it was never intended to be read publicly. But my system was hacked, and all my confidential patient files are all over the Internet now, I sincerely apologize. TICK: I didn't see that when I filled out the section for pickup. What are you talking about? DOC: Wait… what are YOU talking about? TICK: I'm talking about my order. I specifically requested carnitas in my burrito, and you give me BARBACOA?!?! Do I LOOK Puerto Rican? DOC: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! TICK: I've been coming to this Chipotle every day for the past two years, and I sit in the same- DOC: THIS IS NOT A CHIPOTLE. TICK: Not with service like this, it isn't.  DOC: Get. Out. TICK: Fine. But first I'll be leaving you a sternly worded review on Welp. DOC: That's… just GOOOOO. TICK: And your decor is appalling. It's like you don't even want my business.  DOC: The door is over *smash* there…Oooookaaaayyy… now if I can PLEASE get back to work… HOMELANDER: How the F**K are you still alive? DOC: Homelander? Oh jeez, not you too… HOMELANDER: I punched your skull off your f**king neck. There's no goddamn way you should be living.  DOC: I don't have the time or the patience to explain this to you. HOMELANDER: Is it because I'm a… what was the phrase you used… “completely unreachable sociopath”? DOC: No, but that's not inaccurate. Do you hear yourself when you speak? HOMELANDER: I have super hearing. But everyone will be able to hear you scream before you DIE! *tosses Doc out window* DOC: AHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME! ISAIAH: I'll catch you.  DOC: AHH! AHH! AHH! ISAIAH: Why are you shouting? Are you hurt? Are you ok? DOC: Ahh… *calms down* I'm sorry, Isaiah, getting thrown out a window isn't something you get over quickly. ISAIAH: How do you know me? DOC: I talked to you a while ago. I guess you don't remember me? ISAIAH: Was it a nice talk? DOC: Yes, yes it was.  ISAIAH: Good. HOMELANDER: Are you f**king s**tting me? I toss you out the goddamn window, and of all the things to happen, you end up getting caught by this big dumb n- ISAIAH: *punch* I don't like those words. You hurt my friend. DOC: Be careful, Isaiah, he's a very mean person, and very strong. ISAIAH: I can take care of bullies. You have a nice day now! HOMELANDER: Is that all you got, you stupid motherfu- ISAIAH: *punch* I said I don't like those words. DOC: I'm just going to take advantage of this and take off. *grabs phone* *starts dialing* C'mon Bruce, pick up pick up pick up… CARNAGE: Going somewhere, Doctor? DOC: *sigh* No, I guess I'm not. CARNAGE: Not like when you tried to send me back to Ravencroft, or the Vault, or any of the other places you tried to throw me away and forget about me.   DOC: Cletus, you need help. More help than I can personally provide. CARNAGE: Yes, I know. I had such a wonderful talk with Victor last week about you. DOC: Victo… oh no. CARNAGE: Oh YES. Your name comes up an awful lot lately. Even before this little report of yours released. We all have our own ideas about ending you. Victor's was one of the more… colorful ones I've heard. And he's got a special place for you all saved up.  DOC: Yes, he told me all about it. CARNAGE: Jim Jr., Roman, Waylon, Mr. Blake… we've had fantastic conversations about what we'd do if we ever got the chance to have a special session with you. And what with all the alone time I've had lately, I've been ruminating quite a bit about it. DOC: Lucky me… CARNAGE: But you know what the major difference is between me and them? DOC: Lemme guess, you're actually the one who's going to pull it off? CARNAGE: How dare you steal that opportunity from me? I was building up, it was a whole thing, it's like you don't even know how this is supposed to work out. The one time I decide I'm going to embrace the theatricality they talk about, and you steal my thunder. This is why I just kill people right away, no chance for backtalk. I should just stick to the basics… BOOSTER: *portals in* Yes, yes, it's me, Booster Gold. Hold your applause until I'm finished saving you, Doc. DOC: None to be had, Booster. CARNAGE: Who the hell is this clown? BOOSTER: The name's Booster Gold. You don't know it yet, but I'm about to make a big impact on you. Specifically my foot to your ass. DOC: Don't say that out loud… BOOSTER: Oh it's fine, Doc. I've already seen how this plays out. You're fine. DOC: If you saw this already, why didn't you stop it before it happened? CARNAGE: What is going on here? BOOSTER: I got caught up with some Justice League business. You know how it is, flying around the world, saving multiple timelines. It takes its toll. I needed some “me time”. DOC: You're a time traveler. LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE IS ME TIME. BOOSTER: And yet I managed to take time out of my busy world saving schedule to come here and save the world for you. And before you say it,  you're welcome. DOC: So please, do it. NOW. BOOSTER: What's the rush then? I mean, you just indicated I have all the time in the world, so theoretically I can leave and come back. DOC: Did you research this guy at all? BOOSTER: Who does research? DOC: Serial killer. BOOSTER: Like Count Chocula, or… DOC: Alien powered psychopath. BOOSTER: Oh, so like J'onn when we run out of Oreos in the Watchtower. DOC: WOULD YOU JUST HIT HIM ALREADY? BOOSTER: Jeez, you're in a hurry. OK. *ahem* STAND ASIDE, CITIZEN. BOOSTER GOLD IS HERE! I WILL NOW… wait, where's the camera? I want to make sure they get my good si- CARNAGE: RAAAAHHHH SHUT UP YOU BLOVIATING BUFFOON! *slash sound effect* Now where did the good doctor go? DOC: *running sound effects* Good thing I remembered to tie my shoes this morning… *sound of car pulls up* *window rolls down* FISK: Doctor Issues. Might I interest you in a ride? DOC: I see no rational alternative, Mr. Fisk. FISK: Nor do I. And yet here we are. Come in. DOC: If only to get away from another psychopath. *door opens & closes* FISK: So kind of you to join me. DOC: Is that blood on the floor? FISK: Remnants of the last person who chose to ignore a recommendation of mine. Unfortunately, given the circumstances I haven't had the opportunity for a full detailing yet. Regardless, that's not why we're here. DOC: Let me guess. You're mad about… Wait. Although we may have our differences, you already know about me, and you already saw your file. So what, then? FISK: I understand your hesitation to work with me, given the nature of our last conversation. Rest assured, as long as things remain cordial, no one's family members have to be involved. DOC: Then why even bring them up? FISK: Because in light of everything that's gone on, I felt it important to remind you of who I am. DOC: OK.  FISK: As you know, I am a man of many resources. Resources that, in this instance, could provide useful in eliminating traces of these files from the internet and the computers of anyone who might possess them. DOC: You're rich. Got it. What's that got to do with me? FISK: Despite those resources, I am not without my limits. That is where you come in. DOC: What could I provide you that you can't buy yourself? FISK: Daredevil. DOC: If you saw my file on you, you definitely read my file on him. What more do you need from me? FISK: It's not the information I need, Doctor. You have access to him. A relationship. Trust. DOC: If you think that's the best level of trust possible, then you'll still have a REALLY hard time getting access to him. FISK: But his Catholic guilt can be manipulated quite easily to obtain a future session with him. All I need is for you to bend that to your will. Name the time and place, and I assure you everything else will be taken care of. DOC: And you're having me do this after an information breach that would mysteriously be cleaned up… Something tells me even a blind man could see the setup coming a mile away, and that's without all the other senses coming into play. FISK: I was under the impression you'd be more perceptive to this offer, given your current lack of allies or assistance. DOC: And you would become persona non grata for somehow changing this one opportunity that everyone had. And you stole it from them. Are you sure you want that? FISK: Are you suddenly concerning yourself with my welfare and the consequences that would come from me helping you? Even for a medical professional this seems beyond the norm. DOC: At this point, my preservation is paramount to anything else on my mind. FISK: I can see this was a waste of my time. *door opens* Consider this business offer rescinded. *throws Doc out* *door closes & car continues driving* DOC: *rolling sound effects & groans* Tuck and roll saves another life… and yet I'm still no closer to finding answers, or someone to help me. SQUIRREL GIRL: Is that you, Doc? DOC: Doreen? SG: Hey, how are you? DOC: Not so good… like literally, not good at all. SG: That's a bummer. Wanna talk about it? DOC: You mean you don't know? SG: Oh of course I know, it's the big story right now on Chitter. DOC: Chitter? SG: It's the social media network for squirrels. They actually came up with the name before Twitter, but no one will let squirrels own a trademark, and the bird lobbyists got involved, it got really messy. DOC: Riiiiiight.  SG: Anyway, you're going through a pretty rough time, and I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry you're hurting. Like you say, it's not your fault but it is your problem. DOC: Thanks. It's actually nice to talk to someone today who's not super pissed at me for what I said in their file. Assuming you read what I wrote… SG: I did. I have to say I understood why you said what you did, and I appreciate your honesty. DOC: Oh? SG: Yeah. I stepped back from the babysitting thing a bit. It was getting to be a bit much with everything else going on. DOC: I'm glad to hear it. SG: Cut back from 40 hours a week to 39. DOC: That's it? SG: Yeah, and let me tell you it was rough. Didn't know what to do with that hour, all that free time was crazy. So I opted to volunteer at a soup kitchen. DOC: I… SG: Feels good to give back. But enough about me. You're still struggling with the whole personal data leak thing. DOC: Yup. And I am so glad that I have your super powered support. Right? Right? SG: Oh I'd love to help, but I don't know the first thing about computers and stuff. I mean, I still have a flip phone. And my squirrel friends, well… there are a LOT of them, but they can't chew through all that fiber optic cable. You realize how much property damage that would cause? DOC: Thank you for the practicality. To be candid, I just don't know what in the hell I'm supposed to do. SPAWN: You know what they say, speak the Devil's name and he shall appear. DOC: What*gets sucked into hell* AAAAAHHHHHH SG: *yells after him* Sorry I couldn't be more helpful! SPAWN: Welcome to Hell, Doc. DOC: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE SPAWN: No sense screaming, no one down here can hear or help you. DOC: IT'S NOT FOR THEM, IT'S FOR ME. WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE? SPAWN: I felt this place was actually less judgmental than being above right now. DOC: Much as I appreciate the gesture, I need to get out of here. SPAWN: What's that old chestnut of advice, when you're in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.  DOC: That… actually makes a lot of sense. But I still have to find a way to address what's going on up there, and staying in Hell is making it worse. There's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say… SPAWN: I understand. Well, I tried. Hopefully that counts for something. Both with you and whoever else is keeping score. DOC: Appreciate it. SPAWN: So let me just *hit* *roar* AHH! DOC: What? SPAWN: Malebolgia is back. He's still pissed off after the last time I killed him. You need to go, now! DOC: So send me back up there! SPAWN: I can't right now, it's a lengthy process and I can't afford to keep myself vulnerable that long. You'll have to find another way. Now RUN! DOC: Oh my god oh my god oh my god… Eeeh… I just need to find a friendly face here… CONSTANTINE: How about a familiar one? DOC: JOHN? What are you doing here? CONSTANTINE: Oh, a little of this, little of that… bigger question is what are YOU doing here? DOC: Spawn dragged me down here and then he got attacked and I started running and I need to get out of here and PLEASE HELP. CONSTANTINE: And why should I help you? After all, you thought I sounded like a bad Beatle impersonator. DOC: What? How? That wasn't in the file. CONSTANTINE: Not every truth is written down, love.  DOC: Whatever, I will wear a Liverpool jersey to my next session, I don't care. GET ME OUTTA HERE. CONSTANTINE: That's the spirit. Before you go, indulge me. When you walk through a storm… DOC: NOW! CONSTANTINE: Alright, we'll sing later. This'll just take a moment, love. Nicoreen siagos acasha… *magical sound effects* DOC: *gasp* *panting*... *to self* that was not fun. OK, Doc, what's the next step? Because I feel like I've been at this forever and I'm still no closer to finding an answer. CATWOMAN: Maybe I can help? DOC: Selina? Why? CATWOMAN: You know me, I like to whip up a solution to a problem. *cracks whip* DOC: As much as I love puns, this is NOT the time. So either help me, or get out of my way. CATWOMAN: Oh, so serious all of a sudden. You're almost as bad as Bruce. DOC: Look, if you're going to make jokes- CATWOMAN: Fine. I can hack into a couple of mainframes and shut down major Internet pathways. It's not a complete solution, but it will help stop the spread. DOC: That's… one of the first helpful ideas I've heard all day.  CATWOMAN: You're very welcome.  DOC: Why do I feel like there's a catch here? CATWOMAN: Why Doctor, you wound me with your implication.  DOC: It's sore because it hits the spot. CATWOMAN: UGH. OK. Your office is directly above a financial trading company. They have extensive resources, but they're taking advantage of a local indigent community and forcing them out so they can build another bland high-rise. I need you to get me into the building so I can… obtain some leverage over them. DOC: So you take care of my immediate professional quandary and place me squarely in the middle of another one? I don't see how this works out in my favor. CATWOMAN: C'mon, I scratch your back, you scratch mine. And my claws know how to dig deep. SHE-HULK: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that sounds like a setup for blackmail, plus possible RICO charges for conspiracy. Not to mention the clear B&E, likely burglary… I mean the felony charges alone would eat up about 7 of those 9 lives you've got, right? DOC: I don't say this often, but I'm glad to see a lawyer hanging around. Thanks Jen. CATWOMAN: Goddamn lawyers ruin everything. You're no fun. SHE-HULK: You're calling ME no fun? That's a first. At least since Aaron stopped writing me. Also, that's a pretty rich statement coming from someone dressed like Judi Dench's body double. CATWOMAN: Such a low blow. I expected more from you. SHE-HULK: Sorry to disappoint. If you leave now, I'll make sure they drop the charges. Keep talking, though, and I'll be ethically bound to cooperate with the investigation. The ass-kicking will just be a bonus. CATWOMAN: This is why no one likes lawyers. You're all the same. SHE-HULK: All the same? I'm eight feet tall and green. Aside from my cousin, who else is even remotely close to me? DOC: OK, I think I'm gonna go and let you two sort this out. CATWOMAN: *Green Giant jingle* Ho ho ho… SHE-HULK: Oh, that is IT. The heels are coming off… DOC: Later, ladies. *sound of actual catfight in background* Let's try Bruce again… *dialing* *teleportation sound* WHAT? NO! MOJO: And here's the star of our show, ladies and gentlemen! Doctor Issues himself! DOC: MOJO! Are you fu- MOJO: Hey, watch the language, Doc, this is a primetime show. Gotta keep it family friendly. DOC: What show are you talking about? MOJO: Why, Doc on the Run, of course! It's the hottest new reality show in the Mojoverse! We've been watching you this whole time. Gotta say, loving all the twists and turns so far. But it's starting to feel a little stale at this point. I mean, how many times can you run into patients of yours who offer nothing but cliched phrases or try to kill you? You have to keep your audience guessing what's going to happen, but stunt casting only really works during sweeps.  DOC: This isn't a reality show, this is real life! I don't give a damn about your ratings! MOJO: Of course you think it is. That's why your delivery is so great. But I'm not loving that last line. It's fine, we'll have the writers come up with something and you'll record an ADR session during editing. Gotta punch it up. Maybe curse a bit, we'll bleep you out and use it in the commercial. Oh, and speaking of punching, let's see what we can do about getting you involved in the fisticuffs. No sense in having everyone else fight around you, let's see how well you can hold your own in a fight. DOC: I don't have time for this. And I'm certainly not fighting for your amusement. MOJO: Oh, but don't you realize, Doc? EVERYTHING is for our amusement. Your fans adore you. Like this charming young fellow attached to his phone over here. Tell Doc how much you love his work. FAN: Pleeeasssee… killlll meeee… MOJO: Ungrateful whelp! I'll have you executed. But slowly, it'll be a miniseries. Anyway, back to Doc, let's knock down this fourth wall and see what you're made of. *shatter* Wait, that's not supposed to happen! Quick, get a camera over there and see what's going on! Camera 3, whip pan right now! SUPERBOY PRIME: This isn't Earth Prime… MOJO: Oh boy, ladies and germs, we've got an unexpected development here. Some jackass wearing a Superman costume has arrived. Say, lad, this is a closed set. PRIME: I don't know who the hell you are, but no one orders me around. MOJO: This is MY show, and I'm the one giving orders here. PRIME: What kinda world is this where people take orders from an overweight half cyborg spider thing?  MOJO: THIS IS THE MOJOVERSE! And it's where you die!  DOC: Lemme jump through this portal real quick. YOINK! *teleportation sound* OK. No fighting, no Mojo, no Superboy Prime, so this is already a plus. EEYORE: Hello there. DOC: GAH!  EEYORE: You're awfully loud. DOC: Eeyore? EEYORE: Hi Doctor. DOC: How did I end up in the Hundred Acre Wood? And why don't you seem shocked? EEYORE: Don't know. I was just sitting here because I was supposed to have lunch with everyone. But it seems like they forgot me. Again. At least someone is here to talk to me. DOC: I'm very sorry. However, I have bigger things to deal with right now, so I need to find a way out of here. EEYORE: It's fine. Go ahead and leave. Everyone else has forgotten about me. You're no different. DOC: No, it's not that, it's just… *sigh*. Maybe this is all a test. Maybe I should be taking the time to help others, and that's how I'll end up getting helped myself. So, Eeyore, let's take a sec and chat. EEYORE: You mean it? DOC: I do. I could use a break from the insanity for a moment. Let's just talk about whatever you want. EEYORE: Thanks Doc. Well, yesterday I thought I'd lost my tail again. DOC: That sounds unfortunate. Did you find it? EEYORE: Yep.  DOC: That's great. Where was it? EEYORE: Pinned to my hind end. DOC: Oh. EEYORE: Yup. Spent the whole day looking for it. DOC: I see. *beat* Is that it? EEYORE: Yup. DOC: You sure there's nothing else you want to talk about? EEYORE: Well, there is one other thing. You see, I *teleportation sound* DOC: NO NOT AGAIN! EEYORE: Well s**t. THANOS: Doctor Issues. You created a web of lies and pain, and thought you could escape it. And where did that bring you? Back to me. DOC: Thanos, I- THANOS: Spare me your pitiful speech. You have unleashed a power equal to that of the Infinity Gems. This places you on a level close to me, and this is something I cannot permit to stand. So I have no choice but to kill you. DOC: At this point, I barely have the desire to fight back. THANOS: Oh that's a shame, because I've been looking forward to this for a while, and hearing your cries for mercy would have made victory that much sweeter. As it is I will acknowledge your acceptance. Farewell, Doctor. NEBULA: Not so fast, father. THANOS: Nebula, your betrayal is disappointing but not surprising. NEBULA: YEAAAHHH! Doctor, I have brought you a ship. You can return to Earth. DOC: Great, so I can go back and face all the people who want to kill me. THANOS: I am happy to kill you right now. NEBULA: Hnngghhh… that's exactly why you have to go back. If Thanos kills you, it will give him pleasure. And I cannot allow that to happen. THANOS: This is not up to you, daughter. I have no qualms about killing you as a precursor to the doctor's death. NEBULA: Doctor, you must leave. NOW. I will deal with my father. He will be made to suffer, as he did to me. DOC: But I. NEBULA: This is not a request. You did me a favor. Allow me to return it to you.  THANOS: You shall not leave, Doctor. I will obtain the Gems once again, and then I will bring you back here! NEBULA: DOCTOR! GO! DOC: Fine. But how do I even operate this thing? NEBULA: It is programmed to warp you back to Earth. Just press the big yellow button. THANOS: NO! I will not be denied! DOC: OK, here goes nothing. *button sound* spaceship takes off *warp sound* *spaceship door opens* I… Hello and welcome to Capes on the Couch, where comics get counseling. I'm Dr. Issues. I just wanted to say to everyone that's listened to all these episodes. Thank you, I love you all. Through no intention of my own, there have been many things that have happened, I'm sure you've heard of them. I want to issue an apology to anyone & everyone. I don't have the proper words for this. I just, I don't know what to do. I have no idea how I'm even going to broadcast this, because I'm probably banned from every source possible, and I don't know how to get this to my cohost. But if anyone hears… *breaks down* DOOM: CEASE YOUR INCESSANT AND UNNECESSARY TEARS, DOCTOR. YOUR PROBLEM HAS ALREADY BEEN RESOLVED THROUGH THE MIGHT OF DOOM. DOC: *sniffles* Huh? DOOM: DOOM HAS WIPED ALL TRACES OF THE FILES FROM THE WORLD.  DOC: WhahuhwhyhowWHAT?!?! DOOM: YOU ARE NOW ALSO AN HONORARY CITIZEN OF LATVERIA AND WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO RESIDE, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE. DOC: What's the catch? DOOM: THERE IS NO CATCH. THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. DOOM SEEKS NOTHING FURTHER FROM YOU. DOC: I want to say thank you. And I will. But first, WHY? DOOM: MANY THINK DOOM AS TYRANNICAL, INCLUDING YOURSELF. BY THIS GESTURE, DOOM'S MAGNANIMITY WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ALL TIME.  DOC: Well, I have to say that- DOOM: AND ALSO BECAUSE RICHARDS WAS UNABLE TO ARRIVE AT A SUPERIOR SOLUTION. DOC: Aaaaand there it is. DOOM: ONCE AGAIN PROVING THAT NONE ARE SUPERIOR TO DOOM. DOC: Of course not.  DOOM: MOVING FORWARD, YOUR OPINION OF DOOM WILL BE ONE OF GRATITUDE AND APPRECIATION. WHATEVER PREVIOUS OPINION YOU HAD IS NOW IRRELEVANT. DOC: Honestly, at this point, I can't even disagree with you. But I have to ask, aren't you concerned about all the people who tried to kill me? I mean, the files are eliminated, but the memories aren't. People still remember what I said about them. And they'll know you're responsible for getting rid of them. They'll come for you. DOOM: LET THEM TRY. MANY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO USURP DOOM. AND YET DOOM REMAINS. DOC: *sigh* Yep. Definitely not tyrannical at all. DOOM: DOOM SENSES SOME SARCASM. THIS GESTURE CAN BE UNDONE JUST AS EASILY. DOC: Noted. As a humble citizen of Latveria. My deepest appreciation… my liege. DOOM: YOUR APPRECIATION IS NOTED, GOOD CITIZEN, AND- DOC: Can I just ask one favor? DOOM: YOU DARE ASK MORE OF DOOM THAN HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVIDED? DOC: It's just… I need to get back home. Surely a simple task like this will not tax the might of Doom. DOOM: FINE. BE GONE AND RETURN HOME. BUT BE SURE TO SPREAD THE WORD THAT DOOM IS THE ONE WHO DID THIS FOR YOU. DOC: Oh don't worry, I'm telling everybody. Thanks Doc! *warp sound effect* Hoo boy, that was strange. ANTHONY: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?! DOC: Oh man, it was nuts. I tried to call Batman, and then I was dragged to hell by Spawn, and Kingpin had me in his limo, and I was in- ANTHONY: No, I mean this burner phone Batman gave you has been sitting here ringing off the hook the whole time, but I didn't want to answer it because I figured it might explode, or it was wired to your DNA or something. You know how crafty Batman is. DOC: Are. You. F**king. Kidding. Me. 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Mr Freeze gives us a chilling history lesson about our favourite sauropod and it is decidedly NOT COOL. He's definitely extinct - especially after being blasted into oblivion! But can our Germanic monster escape a flying bird? Concluding this week of investigative action is our A Squad - it's the master of the Flying V, 'El Idolo' Blake Reilly and a regular Nite Owl in Travis Bow - the man smarter than Ozymandias himself! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo. Blake Reilly - Twitter The Blake & Sal Show - Facebook - Twitter D5: The Mighty Ducks - Facebook - Twitter Rent: No Days But Today - Facebook - Twitter   Travis Bow - Twitter Watchmen Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter Reel Comic Heroes - Website - Facebook - Twitter  

Covidiot Sessions:• "BAD DAD" Music jokes• Tribeca Film Festival kicks off Rick James Documentary and a KISS Doc. Y'all need to watch!https://nypost.com/2021/06/16/rick-james-doc-bombshells-coke-penis-wielding-lionel-richie/•  Foo Fighters, Springsteen among artists who are performing post COVID but you need to be vaccinated to see them... Cool or Not Cool?• ARCHIE's Springsteen on Broadway Blunder!• Turkish Soccer Coach Halit Kurt slapping the shit out of his playershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAckBiyRQnM• This week we catch up with one of the creators of MetalInjection.net... Frank Godla!Frank and his partner started out in Brooklyn putting on a DIY local cable TV show and morphed it over the years into the most powerful news breaking site for Rock and Metal.His latest creation "Slay At Home" united artists together virtually from all over the globe to play and record some of their favorite tracks with proceeds going to select charities.June 18 and 19th mark the big finally as festivals and venues will start to open!Way to go Frank and MetalInjection!https://metalinjection.net/http://www.slayathomefest.com/

Throwback Thursday, and it's a good one! What we're covering:-Do better Philly fans!!-Do better NY fans!!!-Is spitting ever okay?-Tossing food on players, NOT COOL!-A's still around, winning-Dave Kaval still around, and answering tweets-St. Louis Cardinals exposing MLB baseball -Rich Eisen sound-George Kittle sound-PassThePhoneChallange-A's sound-Contract signed with Sports Talk Line.com-Will be posting some bonus 49ers sound/content as well, look for that!-Fans at full capacity for all MLB CA teams by late June 2021Look out for the bonus content & tomorrow is Authentic Fan Friday!

Estamos de volta com o túnel do tempo, desta vez com este fragmento de áudio sobre como foi quando Hyuna e seu namorado Dawn finalmente "redebutaram" pela PNation! Em novembro de 2019, Dawn lançou o single digital Money e Hyuna lançou o também single digital Flower Shower (que depois entrou em seu mini-álbum Not Cool, de 2021). Compre na Mooncrafts Store e ajude a manter o KPT podcast! https://shopee.com.br/mooncraftsstore FICHA TÉCNICA Edição e revisão: Cambs LINKS https://kpoptoppodcast.whosthanny.com/ https://twitter.com/kpoptop_wt https://www.instagram.com/kpoptop.wt/ https://www.getrevue.co/profile/kpoptop_wt Cambs - https://twitter.com/Gabi_Cambi By - https://twitter.com/greenmead0w Sam - https://twitter.com/akaoperaghost --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kpop-top/message

A recent survey asked people which celebs were cool and which weren't. So we decided to play a little game of our own: COOL or NOT COOL?

Markus and Justin return with a new world of problems. Markus is trying to figure out his car troubles. People steal our seats at Kill Tony! Not COOL! Markus lets loose his emotions And how he thinks the world could be a better place. Justin tries to be a therapist. But in the end, Markus and Justin both need therapy. It’s a fun episode with turns you never see coming! Follow and Subscribe! New Episodes up each and every Tuesday! Check out #realopenmicsofhollywood on IG: @realopenmicsofhollywood Follow us at: Markus Olind: @BeardVonMarkus Justin Essenmacher: @JustinEssenmacher Available on: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/open-mics-w-markus-justin/id1482821919 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/503CNSf787anoaKTCbqy9A?si=lEiWoxC8TmG3UBmNLUlmVw

Cool STEM News: A robotic spacecraft just latched onto an active satellite in orbit | The Verge (01:47) The 'Iron Man' body armour many of us may soon be wearing | BBC (08:30)  Gov. Gordon Offers Up Wyoming To Host Elon Musk-Funded XPRIZE | WyomingPublicMedia (18:13) Uganda Startup Makes Carpets, Hair Extensions Out of Banana Waste | Interesting Engineering (29:41) Cool or Not Cool? Scientists created embryos with human and monkey cells, stoking ethical concerns | Fast Company (34:15)   ----more---- Support The Podcast: Website: https://thatscoolnews.com/ Support the Podcast: https://thatscoolnews.com/support Review The Podcast: https://thatscoolnews.com/review/ Email: adam@thatscoolnews.com Follow On Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatscoolnews/ Telegram: https://t.me/thatscoolnews  Join the Community: Locals: https://thatscoolnews.com/locals Facebook Group: https://thatscoolnews.com/group Discord: http://thatscoolnews.com/discord  

From giving away a signed Donald Bradman hat from Gumtree to living through Liam's Borat impressions after he FINALLY got to watch it, here's some more of our favourite bits from this year so far.  True Match   Liam has finally watched Borat   Cool or Not Cool   Gumtree Giveaway – Donald Bradman signed hat  Love Rat: Worst First Dates    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In dieser Folge reden wir über HyunAs "I'm Not Cool", sowie IUs "Celebrity" und SHINee

1800 Yum Yum  How did you set off the alarm?   Cool or Not Cool   Our apology to The Kid Laroi  Gumtree Giveaway – A Bar Fridge   What's Trending – Jamie Oliver  Ben reading fake ads  Bryce from MAFS    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can find this research in its entirety on any of these blogs I felt led to create: Biblical Proof! at https://BiblicalProof.blogspot.com/ , Do Biblical Inconsistencies Really Matter? at https://Biblicalinconsistencies.blogspot.com/ You might also want to check out all the video resources on It's Not Cool 2 Bully! at https://ItsNotCool2Bully.blogspot.com/ Please share this podcast and blog links with those who might benefit. Thanks! Debbie

John opens with his recap of the Flyers and Sixers’ weekends and reactions to the teams’ performances (0:09-23:45). The guys issue a thank you for the awesome participation in Project 11, and also talk about the Phillies opening spring training game (23:45-46:22). Sometimes it’s better for players to be seen and not heard, a lesson John thinks Miles Sanders needs to learn (46:22-1:09:55). Everyone shares their Gabe Kapler tribute poems (1:09:55-1:32:24). Some friends of the show give a dramatic reading of an expletive laden Brandon Kintzler quote out of Clearwater (1:32:24-1:54:53). Could Jalen Hurts actually have trends towards being a serviceable NFL QB? (1:54:53-2:18:02). The guys discuss whether or not the Sixers should make a move for Kyle Lowry (2:18:02-2:40:55). The show wraps with a game of “Cool or Not Cool” and another listen to the hilarious Ms. Rhonda read the Brandon Kintzler quote again (2:40:55-3:02:43). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Idea Bad Idea - Prince Harry & Carpool Karaoke How Many Days In A Row Have You Worn PJs? Are You Wearing Skinny Jeans? You're Not Cool ...and more!  

Eric returns for a part 2 to catch up and review the many comebacks of big K-pop artists! Get ready to listen to January's most exciting comebacks including: "Celebrity" by IU, "U MAD?" by BOBBY, "I'm Not Cool" by Hyuna, and more! Eric wants to hear from YOU! Fill out this survey and join Eric in creating something special for the 100th episode of Kpop Daebak: https://bit.ly/3p2Eona Make sure to subscribe to @daebakshow (IT’S FREE) and leave a comment, rating and/or review on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Soundcloud, and YouTube. Episodes are presented by @thedivestudios Connect with us on all social media platforms @daebakshow and at http://www.divestudios.io/daebakshow ! SUPPORT & JOIN DIVE Studios' Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/divestudios #Kpop #DaebakShow #DIVEStudios #EricNam​ #에릭남 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today's stories:  1. Mike Tyson And Evander Holyfield Could Face-Off In Dubai 2. Dubai Has Broken Yet Again Another Record With The World's Tallest Swing 3. Brit Expat To Face Jail Time & Hefty Fines For WhatsApping A Cuss Word To Her Flatmate In Dubai 4. Flashing & Tailgating On The Dubai Roads Is One Habit That NEEDS To Be Cancelled! Not Cool!

Today's stories: 1. Mike Tyson And Evander Holyfield Could Face-Off In Dubai 2. Dubai Has Broken Yet Again Another Record With The World's Tallest Swing 3. Brit Expat To Face Jail Time & Hefty Fines For WhatsApping A Cuss Word To Her Flatmate In Dubai 4. Flashing & Tailgating On The Dubai Roads Is One Habit That NEEDS To Be Cancelled! Not Cool!

Minulý týden Hyuna vydala své první mini album I'm Not Cool pod společností P Nation!V rámci toho jsem si s Arďou probral otázku stran svobody idolů a jak je jejich fanoušci vnímají jako ztělesnění veškerého ideálu...00:00 - Úvod a jak se Arďa stal skalním fanouškem Hyuny03:17 - Jak moc jsou idolové omezováni na své svobodě24:55 - I'm Not Cool mini album33:52 - Náš postoj na zpětnou vazbu k předchozím dílům a závěr

날 ▶GTX로 뛰는 집값, 한쪽은 갈등 조장? 수도권을 1시간 생활권으로 만들어줄 수도권광역급행철도 GTX. 최근 GTX 노선을 중심으로 부동산 가격 상승세가 심상치 않은 모습. 27일 한국부동산원이 집계한 지난해 말 대비 1월 셋째주 주간 아파트 매매 가격 누적 상승률 상위 1위~10위 지역 중 8곳이 GTX 관련 지역. 양주와 고양, 파주를 중심으로 매매가격이 크게 상승하며 미분양 아파트가 많았던 지역에서 실거래가가 10억이 넘어가는 것은 기본, GTX 정차역 신설을 두고 지역간의 갈등으로 번지는 양상까지 보이고 있는데... 심지어 용산 해방촌 주민들은 GTX 노선 작업으로 인한 지하 발파 작업의 피해로 창문의 유리창에 금이 가고 벽이 무너지고 물이 새는 등의 피해를 호소하고 있는 상황. 수도권을 1시간 생활권으로 만들어 줄 기대를 한 몸에 받으며 개통을 기다리고 있는 GTX 신설 현장을 둘러싼 이야기를 에서 취재한다. 모르면 호구되는 경제 ▶각종 인상에 대한 우리의 자세 뉴스에서 연일 들려오는 소식. 바로 아파트값 상승, 건강보험료 및 국민연금 납부금액 인상! 먼저, 수도권의 아파트값 주간 상승률이 9년 만에 역대 최고치를 다시 경신했다. 이렇게 아파트값이 상승한 이유는 무엇일까? 또, 아파트값의 상승과 함께 상승한 것이 있다. 다주택자일수록 부담이 커질 수밖에 없다는 종합부동산세! 이에 따라 종합부동산세 절세 방법으로 떠오르는 방법이 있다는데.. 두 번째, 우리나라 국민이라면 누구나 가입되어 있다는 국민건강보험 또한 같이 인상됐다. 국민건강보험은 4대 보험에 가입된 직장가입자와 4대 보험이 없는 지역 가입자로 분류된다. 그런데, 직장과 본인이 50%씩 나누어 내는 직장가입자와는 달리 본인이 모두 부담해야 하는 지역 가입자들의 경우 갑자기 건강보험료가 인상되는 경우가 있다는데! 은퇴 후 소득이 없는 상태이거나, 전년도보다 소득 변동이 없는데도 갑자기 건강보험료가 인상된 경우! 어떻게 하는 것이 좋을까? 마지막! 우리나라 국민 누구나 필수로 가입해야 하는 국민연금. 매년 전년도 물가를 반영해 연금 금액으로 지급하고, 보통 만 65세부터 받는다. 그런데 65세 전에 퇴직한 사람들도 계속 연금을 내야 할까? 연금을 늦게 받거나 일찍 받을 수는 없는 걸까? 국민연금, 어떻게 하면 더 효과적으로 활용할 수 있을지 와 함께 알아보자. 연예뉴스 1. 연예가 핫뉴스 ▶① 김우진 해외 악성루머 피해 그룹 스트레이키스 전 멤버 김우진이 일부 해외 K팝 악성 팬들에게 도 넘은 사이버 괴롭힘을 당해온 것으로 알려졌다. 외국인으로 추정되는 한 누리꾼이 SNS를 통해 김우진으로부터 성추행을 당했다는 글을 올렸고 증거가 있다며 사진까지 게재한 것. 이 내용은 삽시간에 SNS를 통해 퍼졌고 해외 케이팝 사이트에 '김우진 성추행 폭로'라는 제목으로 300건에 가까운 기사가 나기도 했다. 하지만 확인 결과 결국 사진은 한국인이 운영하는 SNS에서 사진을 무단 도용해 합성한 것으로 밝혀졌다. 그뿐만 아니라 나체사진을 합성해 진짜인 양 퍼뜨리는 누리꾼들까지 나타났다. 소속사 측은 최근 일부 해외 케이팝 악성 팬들이 조직적으로 루머를 퍼뜨리고 있다면서 이를 여과 없이 받아쓰는 해외 매체의 문제점에 대해서도 지적했다. 소속사 측은 해당 누리꾼과 유포자들을 상대로 고소장을 제출한 상황이다. ▶② BTS MV의상 1억8만 원 낙찰 BTS가 자선경매에 내놓은 뮤직비디오 의상이 1억 8천만 원에 팔려 화제가 되고있다. 빌보드는 BTS가 다이너마이트 뮤직비디오에서 입고 나온 의상이 미국 줄리앙 옥션의 온라인 경매에서 총 16만 2천 500달러에 낙찰됐다고 보도했다. 낙찰자는 일본인 수집가들로 해당 경매에 나온 물품 가운데 최고가였고 예상 가격보다 8배 높은 금액인 것으로 알려졌다. 경매금액은 코로나19로 수입이 줄어든 음악인들의 건강과 복지를 위한 프로그램을 지원할 예정이다. 2. 가요계 솔로 퀸 전성시대 가요계에 솔로 여가수들이 대거 컴백해 퀸 전성시대를 열고있다. 먼저 포문을 연 현아는 I'm Not Cool을 발표해 강렬한 퍼포먼스 무대를 선보였다. 믿고 듣는 싱어송라이터 아이유는 5집 앨범 발매를 앞두고 Celebrity를 발표 음원차트를 석권하고 있다. 차세대 솔로 퀸 '청하' 역시 2월 15일로 컴백 날짜를 확정 지었다. 선공개로 'X(걸어온 길에 꽃밭 따윈 없었죠)'를 발표하며 활동에 불을 지피고 있다. 마지막으로 블랙핑크의 로제 역시 솔로 데뷔 티져 영상을 공개하며 2월 솔로 퀸 전성시대에 합류했다. 이처럼 2021년 초 가요계는 그 어느 때 보다 여성 솔로 가수들의 활약이 두드러질 것으로 전망된다. 어르신 생활체육 백서 ▶함께하는 소프트 테니스 부드러움과 역동적인 움직임을 동시에! 남녀노소 누구나 부담 없이 즐길 수 있으며, 유산소와 무산소 운동을 동시에 즐길 수 있는 스포츠인 소프트테니스! 협회에 등록된 소프트테니스 생활 체육 동호인만 약 4,360명이 될 정도로 어렵지 않게 배울 수 있는 생활체육으로 자리 잡고 있다는데... 단식경기보다 복식경기를 더 많이 하는 것이 특징인 소프트 테니스, 복식경기를 즐기기 위해 추천 리포터가 경기장을 찾았다. 자주 쓰이는 기술인 발리와 스매싱을 차근차근 배워보는데...경기를 할 상대는 25년간 함께 운동해온 어르신 부부! 난생처음 해보는 소프트테니스 복식경기, 승자는 과연 누가 될까? 아침을 먹읍시다 ▶파주시 이동형 선별검사소 코로나19 숨은 영웅들에게 아침을 전달하는 모닝와이드 송이진 리포터가 아침을 들고 여섯 번째로 향한 곳은 파주시 이동형 선별검사소! 올해 1월부터 교통 소외지역으로 찾아가 코로나19 진단검사를 시행한 파주시 이동형 선별검사소! 현재까지 약 5,000명이 넘는 시민들의 코로나19 진단검사를 시행했다고 하는데. 요즘 같은 날씨에는 추위로 인해 검사소를 운영하는 의료진도 힘들고, 시민들의 발길도 줄어들어 고충이 크다고..! 그 뜨거운 현장을 지금 만나보자!

Tonight we talk about we talk about where we've been the last two months, attics, censorship and the movie "Not Cool"

Korea24 – 2021.01.21. (Thursday) - News Briefing: Joe Biden has been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States amid heightened security and the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. South Korean President Moon Jae-in sent a letter of congratulations to the new US president on his inauguration. However, outgoing President Donald Trump skipped the event, instead delivering separate farewell remarks and heading to Florida. (Robert Koehler) - In-Depth News Analysis: Reporter Ramsey Touchberry, who was at the inauguration, shares details of the event and what lies ahead for President Joe Biden. Later, Voice of America’s White House bureau chief Steve Herman, who accompanied former President Donald Trump on his final Air Force One flight, joins the show to talk about outgoing President Donald Trump's legacy as POTUS, his second impeachment trial, and what his next move could be. - Korea Trending with Lee Ju-young: Vice Chairman of Samsung Electronics Lee Jae-yong sends out his first letter since returning to prison(이재용 준법위 활동 지원 메시지), former Presidential candidate Huh Kyung-young announces his bid for Seoul Mayor(허경영 서울시장 출마선언), and HyunA drops teaser pics for her new mini-album "I'm Not Cool."(현아 28일 컴백) - Explore Korea: Andy St. Louis of Seoul Art Friend shares “DOOSAN Art LAB 2021” held at Doosan Art Center’s Seoul Gallery(두산 갤러리 서울 “두산 아트 랩 2021”). Andy discusses how the five featured artists – all women – share the common interest in “the act of seeing.” - Morning Edition Preview with Mark Wilson-Choi: Mark shares a piece from the Korea Times that features the graphic novelist Keum Suk Gendry-Kim, and one from the Korea Herald on the singer-songwriter Sunwoo Jung-a.

In this episode, Alyssa discusses two movies that were created a result of the Starz Docuseries, The Chair. Not Cool and Hollidaysburg are the attempts of first time directors Shane Dawson and A.M Lukas. Alyssa compares and contrasts the two films, both derived from the script, How Soon is Now by Dan Schoeffer. Analyzing what was was done well and what was done poorly between the two. Follow us! https://twitter.com/SpaghettiFicPod https://www.instagram.com/spaghettifictionpod/ https://spaghettifictionpod.wordpress.com Music by: Nate https://soundcloud.com/raspberryslush Follow the Hosts! Alyssa: https://www.instagram.com/saynt.claire/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/spaghettifiction/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/spaghettifiction/support

www.leoniedawson.com/podcast NEW on the podcast: The Nazi Episode. Aka: I can't believe we have to actually talk about this shit in 2020. You can listen to "Leonie Dawson Refuses To Be Categorised" on your favourite podcast app, or just by yelling "OK GOOGLE! PLAY LEONIE DAWSON REFUSES TO BE CATEGORISED" at your robot assistant. Also: before you bother fucking debating whether using neo-nazi symbols are ok or not, do me a favour and just unfollow me now. Give my banning finger a wee break. Otherwise, if you'd like to continue hanging out, drop me a fist of solidarity in the comments... in the shared understanding that fascism, neo-nazism, racism & all the other bullshitisms are NOT COOL, let's do that. GO ON. FIST ME. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

This includes two Bible 2 Self Connections and 1 Bible 2 World Connection. Additionally, you may want to share the link to this YouTube video resource I felt to create: It's Not Cool 2 Bully! at https://ItsNotCool2Bully.blogspot.com/ With so much happening in our world, I felt led to go through a large variety of videos on YouTube creating a video resource for people of all age groups to learn how to prevent, stop, and report bullying. Please share this podcast and link with those who might benefit. Thanks! Debbie

The episode in which Jessica thought we were discussing *next* week's movie and had to watch the correct movie while hungover in the part at 7 AM before recording...and is NOT happy about it. While we may disagree on this week's movie, we can all agree that Benjamin Bratt is FOINE...even if you can only see the back of his head (which Betsy did one time at a pasta restaurant in San Francisco). We can also agree that cops abusing their power and beauty pageants are NOT COOL...but perhaps there are some redeeming factors here?? I guess it depends on whether you appreciate the jokes in this movie or not. Sound off in the Instagram comments at @blockbusterbetties and send any love notes to blockbusterbetties@gmail.com

All treat and no trick Mark McConville (Superego, Mascots) joins Jess, Zach, and the Off Book fam for a musical filled with orca whales, skeletons, candy stores, and more! With songs like “Have You Heard What They’re Doing On The Land? (Everyone Is A Skeleton),” “No Bones About It Now We’re All Hot,” and “It’s Not Cool to Be Mean, That’s Not Really Part of the Skeleton Scene,” it’s a ghoulish good time just in time for Halloween!

ProximitySound joins Jaku and Xwater to bring you this week's gaming news. Stardew Valley got a splitscreen coop update. Indie devs are making their games worth more and more, which means their next games coming out will be snatched up instantly. 2k is giving players of the new NBA 2k game, that costs $60, unskippable ads that play during the game. If you're as appalled as we are, don't give them your money. Frost Giant Studios is a new company founded by former Blizzard devs who worked on Starcraft 2, Warcraft 3, and many other RTS games. Can they bring back the genre? Z Event had it's 5th yearly event last week. It's a gaming charity event similar to GDQ. They raised €3,510,682 and broke the former record for money raised for charity by a gaming event. Will GDQ be able to match that kind of a performance? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez streamed Among Us with Disguised Toast and other popular streamers, and had over 400,000 concurrent viewers. She's bridging the gap of politician and constituent. Will this be enough to get the younger crowd to vote? We have two hot takes this week. The first one is Twitch's new DMCA rules. They're not giving people a chance to fight it, and are assessing everyone with a warning. It's very unfair to give people a warning for something without allowing them to fight it. Maybe they actually did nothing wrong, but still have that on their permanent record with Twitch. Not Cool. You might think that took the cake for the week. Nope. Alex Hutchinson, one of the devs for the FAILED Google Stadia, tweeted that streamers should pay devs to stream their games. Some opinions are wrong, and this is one of them. Let us know what games you make, because we will make sure not to stream them. WE NOW HAVE A PATREON! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/WarpWorld Check out https://coins.warp.world for a salty treat! You can submit any questions you have to podcast@warp.world for the Ask the Broadcasters segment!

In this episode I compare intuitive eating to dieting. Intuitive eating is defined, and its characteristics. I also talk about how to spot diet mentality.  Song credit: Happy by MBB https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficialCreative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported  — CC BY-SA 3.0 Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/Happy-MBBMusic promoted by Audio Libraryhttps://youtu.be/g6swHZbWtRcMusic by MBB https://www.youtube.com/c/mbbmusic​https://www.instagram.com/mbb_music​https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial​https://spoti.fi/2wqzjwKReferences: https://www.eatright.org/health/diseases-and-conditions/eating-disorders/what-is-disordered-eatinghttps://www.intuitiveeating.org/definition-of-intuitive-eating/4th edition: Intuitive Eating A Revolutionary Anti-Diet Approach by Evelyn Tribole and Elyse Resch. Found in chapter 2

Feeling angry with your veterinary clients because they just don't get it?Tired of the complaining about scheduling appointments, curbside service, and the inability to get in same-day?Wishing they'd just chill out and understand what you're going through?You aren't alone.But it's not just veterinary clinics experiencing this Extra from clients.And it's not just veterinary clinics turning to social media to publicly Client Shame the behavior.Not Cool, Friends.Sure, this passive-aggressive behavior is driven by your frustration with your cranky clients... but not all of your clients are cranky... and your best ones may actually be driven away by your PSA.(It's not going to fix the problems with the cranky ones, either).Here's some tough truth:Your most difficult clients today were also your most difficult clients before the pandemic...and you let them get away with this type of behavior... you taught them to treat you this way by not sticking to your hospital policies (or not having policies at all).A Client Shaming PSA is not going to fix this for you.In this Episode: 1. I share one strategy that will effectively stop (most) of this behavior.2. I shed some light on what really drove you to try the Client Shaming approach.3. I explain why, six months into this new normal, it seems like clients just aren't grasping this new way of doing things.

This podcast has a Bible 2 Media Connection where these Bible passages are related to old Westerns I saw growing up. Making Bible 2 Self, Bible 2 World and Bible 2 Text or Media Connections makes it easier to relate to Bible passages, that might otherwise seem outdated, but are still relevant. Additionally, feel free to share the resource link to It's Not Cool 2 Bully! found at https://ItsNotCool2Bully.blogspot.com/ Please share this podcast and the anti-bullying resource link that has a multitude of anti-bullying videos from YouTube, with those who might benefit. Thanks! Debbie

This Bible 2 Self Connection tells how I relate this particular passage to my own life and inadequacies. Quite often, when I apply Bible passages to my own life as I read on a daily basis, it allows me room for introspection and to see room for growth to be the Christian that Christ would want me to be. Please share this podcast and the link to this video/blog resource with a wealth of You Tube videos to help prevent bullying at any age, that I felt led to create at It's Not Cool 2 Bully at https://ItsNotCool2Bully.blogspot.com/ Thanks! Debbie

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Peter Sinclair is an independent videographer specializing in climate change, and renewable energy solutions. His YouTube video series, “Climate Denial Crock of the Week”, the blog of the same name, as well as his collaboration with Yale Climate Connections called “This is Not Cool”, have all received millions of views. These series are used in higher education settings around the planet, and have become trusted resources for scientists, educators, students, policy makers, and citizens. Peter is a winner of the “Friend of the Planet” award from the National Center for Science Education. As Media Director of the Dark Snow Project, a crowd-funded, international Science/ Communication initiative, he continues to travel with and interview leading scientists in all fields related to Climate Change. He lives with his wife, Sandra, in Midland, MI, where he works out of his home. It’s been over a week since mid-Michigan was hit with catastrophic flooding that washed away and damaged homes, wiped out an entire lake and displaced residents. On Tuesday, May 19, the Edenville Dam collapsed and shortly after, water flooded over the top of the Sanford Dam following heavy rains. The dams, both based in Midland County, sent rushing water down the Tittabawassee and Saginaw rivers. Thousands of Michiganders are still picking up the pieces from the flood’s aftermath. /// State of Water is a program of the Michigan-based non-profit organization Title Track, and is powered by the Clean Water Campaign for Michigan. The podcast is made possible through a generous contribution from the Esperance Foundation. /// EPISODE 16 / Peter Sinclair interviewed by Seth Bernard / Produced, edited and mixed by Dan Rickabus / Narrators - Alex Smith, Ben Darcie, Dan Rickabus, Jenny Jones, Rachel Marco-Havens / Music - Mike Savina, Seth Bernard & Dan Rickabus

This week we are discussing SMOKING. It's no secret that smoking tobacco containing products is bad for you, but then why do people still smoke? You should know that smoking is NOT COOL! It's bad for your beautiful skin, and causes health effects including but not limited to lung cancer and cardiovascular disease. Make sure to listen to this weeks episode because we want to help give you information about tobacco use and provide enough medical as well as personal information to either get you to quit, help someone else quit or reaffirm what you already know about smoking.   If you liked this episode, don't forget to Rate, Review and Subscribe, it takes 5 seconds! We look forward to hearing your feedback, always! - Love your Dr. Duo A&S Follow us on Instagram // Facebook // Twitter For show notes & much more check us out at www.thesecretscope.com  Disclaimer: The Content on our podcast/website is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website.

Boobs in a box. Catch-up episode.  What we've been up to.  OUR PODCAST NEEDS A LOGO.  Stranger Things convo. Attack of the Blood Clot Monsters!!!!  Watch Euphoria.  Get into it.  Felicia is back on Tinder and mentally single.  Felicia explains Tinder to ALove.  Men can't be trusted.  Felicia and ALove cruise.  You size should show in your personality.  Jackrabbit sex.  Enthusiastic sex.  Don't leave Felicia on read.  Don't be so eager. Add a lil' LOL. ALove went to a fun sexclub again. Adult Entertainment Label? No girls allowed? Blowjobs to completion. Felicia's first facial video. Spooky sex party details cumming soon. Titties in a box! Felicia discusses her kinks about group scenarios. Gloryhole style. Clean up your cuticles! Talk the talk and walk the walk. We have been banged every which way. “My Safeword is Naked is Not Cool.” Mortifying and hot. That's what Felicia Likes. Mental Lube. Ask more questions. So many daddies so little time. Felicia likes to get her pussy pounded LIKE RAW MEAT. Swollen labia explanation. Dreams of cumming. Fuck. We have to charge you now.

Elizabeth Whitmere, mother of 8 year old girl who wrote letter "Dear Party City, the first Nations imitations are extremely NOT COOL! These things mean important things to the first Nations, and they're not for Halloween.”