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Bob's Song Club podcast is an extension of the Song Game that he started 17 years ago. At the center of the Song Club are hundreds of unreleased songs, which are now being made available through Patreon. In this podcast, Bob talks about these songs and much, much more.

Bob Schneider


    • Mar 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 124 EPISODES

    4.9 from 122 ratings Listeners of Bob Schneider's Song Club that love the show mention: bobs, prolific, songs, music, dope, inside, behind, stories, review, fantastic, stuff, good, funny, like, listening, new, great, love.


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    The Bob Schneider's Song Club podcast is a truly immersive experience for fans of the Austin-based singer-songwriter. Through this podcast, listeners are given an intimate look into the mind and life of Bob Schneider as he shares stories, unreleased demos, and insights into his music. It's a rare opportunity to delve deep into the brain of such a prolific artist.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is Bob Schneider's ability to effortlessly spin off onto tangents and share personal anecdotes. His witty banter and humorous storytelling make for a highly entertaining listen. Additionally, his song critiques and insights provide valuable context and understanding behind his creative process. The podcast also features fresh and untested musical treats that keep listeners engaged and excited.

    On the downside, some listeners may find it difficult to keep up with all the tangents and diversions in conversation. While it adds to the charm of the podcast, it can also be a bit overwhelming or distracting for those seeking more structured content. Additionally, some episodes may feel repetitive as certain topics or stories are revisited.

    In conclusion, The Bob Schneider's Song Club podcast offers a unique and enjoyable experience for fans of Bob Schneider's music. It provides an inside look at his creative process, personal stories, and unreleased material. Despite its occasional lack of structure, this podcast is a must-listen for anyone who wants to delve deeper into the mind of this talented artist.



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    Latest episodes from Bob Schneider's Song Club

    Bob Schneider's Song Club #96 - TAKING EVERYTHING TO HEART

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 43:13


    This month Bob talks about taking things to heart, bringing the heat to his live shows and presents the songs BAD BITCHES WITH BIG BUTTS, BIG BOOB LADY, LOSING MY MIND, 120 LB BRAIN, FARTHER THAN FARTHER AWAY, FREEZE, GOING HOME and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE IN LOVE 

    Song Club #92 - WOKE FRONTIER JUSTICE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 53:37


    Bob Schneider's Song Club #92 - WOKE FRONTIER JUSTICE! On this episode Bob talks about frontier justice updated for our modern times and presents the songs THE DRUGS, MONSTER, JOHNNY ROTTEN, GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT, AMY FROM MIAMI, LOVE SHOES, LOWEST RUNG OF COURAGE and LUCKY NUMBER NINE

    Song Club #91 - Lesson of the Bhuda

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 34:50


    On this episode Bob talks The Sopranos about playing Austin City Limits, the song game, retells the lesson of the Bhuda and presents the songs DREAMERS DIE YOUNG, LOST IN THE MIST LIKE A GHOST, EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE NOW, BLOODLESS, BLOOD, and 3 different versions of crowd favorite BONES.

    Song Club 90 - The Worst Podcast Ever!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 44:15


    In this month's Song Club podcast Bob talks about how this podcast is the worst one he's ever done, his love of autotune, using AI to write songs, teaching whales to speak English and presents the songs CHANGE MY WORLD, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN, BLUE DREAM, HEART HOLDS DIAMONDS, GOLD OR GREATNESS, GLACIER, BOMB and BLUE MOUNTAIN

    Song Club #89 - Olympic Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 59:08


    Bob Schneider's Song Club #89 - Olympic Penis In this episode Bob talks about the Paris Olympics, what reality is or isn't, your daddy's handy dandy axe and presents the songs HEARTS HALF SHUT, WORLD'S BEST LIAR, BOOTSWANA, OKAYER, I TAKE MY TIME, ICE CAPADES, I'M TIRED OF YOU and INTO THE SUN.

    Song Club #88 - Michael Corcoran (1955-2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 64:51


    Songs:DEFINITION OF A FOOLHAIRY HATJOHN LENNONJUNKIE JUNKIEKEEPING IT REAL FOR MY BABYKILLING MYSELF (ACOUSTIC)KILLING MYSELFPANDA

    Song Club #87 - QUIT NARC-ING!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 52:37


    Bob talks about emails, inflation, being a free american, the police, lying about stuff, NARC-ING, his big beard, how come his podcast is so perfect, the police, MAX and why it sucks, going public with the Song Game™ and presents the songs THE WAY LOVERS DO, HOW TO WIN, MODERN WOMAN, BECKY'S IN PRISON, DIRTMOUTH, THE DARKNESS, DOWN and DEATH IS SO FINAL.

    Song Club #86 - TOO PRETTY TO LOVE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 63:25


    Bob talks about inflation, Micheal Corcoran and presents the songs OWNING THE RAIN, REMARKABLE RANGE, SHOOTING THE STARS, TOO PRETTY TOO LOVE, YOUR ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME and YOU'LL FALL FOREVER.

    Song Club #85 - ANAL VIKING LADY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 59:36


    Bob talks about turning ads off on his channel but how they still show up, how being a porn star takes the joy out of having carnal relations, why he writes songs, what kind of hair the people in Canada have and introduces the Song Club songs BRIDGES, WILD EYED, I CAN SEE THE END OF THE WORLD IN YOUR EYES, THE DREAM WE ARE DREAMING, I'M A MAN (PART II), HORSES AND PONIES, INSIDE OUTSIDE and FOUR YEARS. 

    Song Club 84 - AMERICAN PANCAKE EATING MAN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 62:17


    On this episode Bob talks about the Mouseketeers, how rich people are better than poor people, how life is probably just a movie of some kind, DMT, and presents the songs NO WORRIES, DUMB IDEAS, BOTTOM OF THE WORLD, MYLDAY, SURPRISE, SUPER DOPE RHYMES, NICE TO BE YOU and SUICIDAY.

    Song Club 83 - I'M BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 62:27


    In this month's episode Bob presents the songs: HOW I STOLE THE PRINCE'S WIFE, IF YOU ASK THE HEART, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UR GOOD, THE DEVIL VS MY BABY, DAVID SPADE and MANIAC.

    Song Club 81 - WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 61:01


    Bob Schneider's Song Club 81 - 'WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE'In this episode Bob talks about looking excited and presents the songs WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE, DING DONG, HOME, I CAN'T GET GONE, CALL ME BY MY NAME, FLYING, HOLE IN ME, LOST TOE CHRISTMAS and HOME.

    Song Club 80 - LAMB SOCIETY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 47:12


    Bob Schneider's Song Club 80 - 'LAMB SOCIETY' In this month's Song Club Bob talks about sheep, being really good at watching TV, NYPD Yellow, and presents the songs SHE'S STURDY, MUSHMOUTH, COLONEL SANDERS, PERSONAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE, REASONS I BELIEVE, THE UNKNOWN and BOX FOLK.

    WE'RE JAMBLIN'!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 60:25


    On this month's song club Bob talks about his philosophy of everything happening right now, how sleep scientists are superior to other scientists, rewrites Bob Marley's song Jammin', talks about looking at trees and presents the songs AWAY FROM EVERYWHERE, NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU TONIGHT, WHEN THE LIGHT APPEARS, JUST DO IT, PARAPLEGIC BLUES, POLAR BEARS, POPULAR PROMISE and DADDY COME WALKING IN THE ROOM.

    Song Club #78 - 'METAPHORICAL NAPALM'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 55:03


    On this episode, Bob talks about being on a spaceship in outer space, being better than Drake, Labor Day, metaphorical murder, his old 71 Volkswagen and how it relates to the song 'Tokyo' and presents the songs WE'VE ALWAYS GOT NEVER, ALIMONY, SONGWRITING 101, HEY HEY HEY...YOU OK?, IT GOES LIKE THIS and TOKYO. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/7THjA_3uxVk

    Song Club #77 - YOU KNOW OR YOU DON'T!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 63:19


    In this episode, Bob explains how the Song Club works, getting in a TRANQ circuit, Eleanor Rigby's AI friend, The Tudors and what would happen if he became The King and presents the songs I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THEY LOVE YOU, BIGGEST HOLE IN HER HEART, SHOULD I DO IT, LITTLE FAT GERMAN BABY, JACK ASS PANTS, JUNE and KARATE CHAMP.

    SONG CLUB #76 - EVERYTHING'S AI NOW!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 54:36


    In this episode, Bob talks about the history of capturing the flag, what's going to happen with AI, how to have fun by lisping, what music of the future sounds like, his sexual history, and presents the songs: A WEEK ON MARS, ALMOST ALWAYS, THREE WORDS OR LESS, BEND AND BREAK AND BURN, BOOM BOOM BABY and AIRPLANE. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/R2p-tOOlv-8

    SONG CLUB #75 - HOW TO WRITE SONGS, REVEALED! SPOILER-MATH, MATH, MATH!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 54:21


    In this episode, Bob explains how to write a song and why you need to be good at math, talks about his days in British military school, decides whether or not he's a robot, and presents the songs DEAD AND DYING, DREAMING AND DRIFTING AWAY, AROUND TOWN, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ON EARTH and DRAKES NEW GIRLFRIEND. What the episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/lEqyoNvhBM0

    Bob Schneider - Song Club #74 - THE MOSQUITO'S ENEMY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 58:25


    In this episode, Bob talks about his recorder symphony 'The Mosquito's Enemby' and some other amazing things and talks about this month's song club selections: THE PRESIDENT OF CAN'T GET ENOUGH, THE WEATHER, GOOD TIMES (THE TV SHOW), 1984, ALL TIMES EASTERN, TERRIBLE THINGS DONE BY TERRIBLE MEN, LIFE AIN'T FAIR and WHISPER TO ME.

    Bob Schneider - Song Club #73 - ENGLISH SCHMINGLISH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 52:46


    In this episode, Bob talks about Russell Brand and coming up short, how English class is completely unnecessary, and presents the songs CAT STEVENS, SECRET POWER, LETTER FROM THE CEMETERY, EDDIE GOLDEN, DINOSAURS ARE BIG, AND PEOPLE ARE SMALL, THE DEVIL'S DICE, THE DEVIL AND THE LORD and DROP THE MIC. What the podcast on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/xiTMZ4GZXjQ?feature=share

    Bob Schneider Song Club #72 - DANCING WITH THE STARS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 63:16


    In this episode, Bob talks about reality and what that means, hanging out at Antone's back in the 90s and the gangster life, does an amazing English gangster impression about how many songs he's written, his monkey Max (which doesn't exist), and presents the songs A SPIDER, BILLY COLLINS, SUCK CITY, I CAN'T FIND IT, EVERYTHING IS EMPTINESS, I LIVE ON A PLANET IN OUTER SPACE, GRAVY and HIT THE WINDOW. Watch the podcast on YouTube:

    Bob Schneider Song Club #71 - THE GREAT ICE STORM OF 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2023 63:13


    In this episode, Bob talks about refusing to raise the prices of his stuff, the recent ice storm, greedy bitches, and how smart he is, but it's all based on information that can't be substantiated or accessed, works on his Christopher Walken impression, talks about his new graphic novel FAYM and the new album coming out in the next few months, how much his internet company sucks and presents the songs HONESTY'S TOO MUCH, WALLS OF THE WORLD, WAKING HOURS, HILDE THE CLONE, EVERYTHING IS EASY, BREAKING NOT BROKEN, GREAT UNFINISHED WORLD, and HAND ME BACK MY LIFE. View the podcast here on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/H42rRnQ0wXk

    Bob Schneider Song Club #69 - TIME TRAVEL & AIRPORT DELAYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 56:09


    Bob talks about the 70's, Ted Nugent, How to love more and presents the songs VALENTINE'S DAY, FANG MARKS, ALL OVER AGAIN, PINEAPPLE MIND, HANDGRENADES, THE UNDERTAKER, DEEP GUURRRLLL and COOL BOY.

    Bob Schneider - Song Club #68 - THE VERDE AND BLACK...AUSTIN FC

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 57:45


    On this episode of Bob Schneider's Song Club Bob talks about his newfound love of soccer and presents the songs: ON A TRAIN TO SOMEWHERE AWESOME, BYE, THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT, TINY MILLION STARS, BREAKING THE SURFACE, GET IT ON, THE EFFECT, EVERYTHING'S COOL and AUSTIN FC FIGHT SONGS.

    Bob Schneider Song Club #67 - HANSEL AND GRETEL HAD AWFUL PARENTS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 63:25


    After taking a month off Bob does a two for one and talks about reading his daughter Hansel and Gretel, Writing songs and presents the songs BURGER KING IN ROME, NEVER IN BARCELONA, ARTURIA SOFTWARE CENTER, ONION MARINA, BACK IN ARIZONA, MOUNT GRAVY, THE MUMMY, I LIKE THE LADIES, WAYNE, BOTTLE WHALE, BRINGDOWN (the original demo), THE MODEL, and MERCEDES

    Song Club 65 - I'M AN ARTIST AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANNA DO!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 59:30


    In this episode Bob talks about Comanches and the Texas settlers, air conditioning, Artists being artists and doing what they want, an Iggy Pop poster he saw in college, talks about the lottery, and introduces the following songs: CALL ME SUPERMAN, A LITTLE LESS BLUE, SQUID GAMES, HOW TO KISS A MAN, LIKE LIGHTNING, HOT BUTTON, MRS. SERIOUS BUSINESS, and MURDER.

    Song Club #64 - "I'm Retired"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 60:02


    In this episode Bob talks about being retired, naming a stadium after himself, taking the Mentos people to court because of TM problems, New Zealand tax stuff, writing a song with my daughter, does his best Casey Kasem impression and fails, Hellfire and damnation (sp?) and finding God, gets a call from his mom telling him his Aunt passed away, and presents the songs SUMMER BUMMER, GOD IS MY FRIEND, IT'S JUST THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GENTLE GIANT OF THE HIGH SEAS, GOLD IN THE SUNSET, FURY OF THE WORLD, THE KING HAMMER and ALL I WANT.

    Song Club #63 - The Best Podcast in the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 56:31


    This month Bob talks about how great the podcast is, hanging out with Gene Simmons, how to write a song well, wears Elvis style shades, and presents the songs GENE SIMMONS HAS A CHANGE OF HEART, ROLLS ROYCES, SONS OF RALPH, SONG ABOUT LOVE, SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER and GOT IT.

    Bob Schneider's Song Club #62 - EVERYTHING'S RHYMING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 60:57


    Bob talks about his hair, how rhyming something doesn't necessarily make it good, explains the difference between the meat and the bones, why you should keep a live crow in your jacket, some other stuff as well, all while keeping it super current and presents the songs THE GOOD TIMES, OK, THE SAME THING, HELLO TO THE RAIN, HIGH, HOW HIGH THE WATER IS, I DON'T MIND and I'M SO GLAD TO BE ALIVE.

    Song Club #61 - B. SCHNITTI'S NUT CLUB!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 69:30


    Bob talks about being grateful for the musicians he gets to make music with, compares himself to Andy Warhol, building your own smart phone, compares writing songs to a blind squirrel collecting nuts, picks his favorite ways to die, the new Tony Hawk documentary, let's his audience in on some of his recording secrets and presents the songs MY FAVORITE THING, 100 COPS, STRANGE CITY, LOVELY, MAUDE, THE MILKMAID OF WILMINGTON DELAWARE and MEDICAL CAREER.

    Song Club Ep. 60- 'ANXIETY SCHMIETY'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 56:38


    Bob Schneider talks about Paul Simon's legs, warns EMINEM not to rap battle him, complains about his computer not working properly, how authentic his Australian accent is and presents the songs THE MONSTER WITH A THOUSAND FINGERS, SLEEP AT NIGHT, PROMISES PROMISES, I HAD TO LAUGH, COMING MY WAY DIRTY FEELING, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT and EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

    Song Club Ep. 59 - ADDING THE SALT TO THE GUACAMOLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022


    In this episode Bob talks about using the B word, dating 'Austin-The City', 'Gone With The Wind', the public library. 'Pumping P', pooping in peace, how to pronounce 'Meghan Thee Stalion', and presents the songs DOCTOR STRANGE, DR PEPPER, GODDESS, HERE AND THERE, HOLDING THE HORSES, KILLING MYSELF, THE PROBLEM WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE and SPRAY TAN.

    Song Club Ep. 59- ADDING THE SALT TO THE GUACAMOLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 64:16


    In this episode, Bob talks about using the B word, dating 'Austin-The City', 'Gone With The Wind', the public library. 'Pumping P', pooping in peace, how to pronounce 'Meghan Thee Stallion, and presents the songs DOCTOR STRANGE, DR PEPPER, GODDESS, HERE AND THERE, HOLDING THE HORSES, KILLING MYSELF, THE PROBLEM WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE and SPRAY TAN


    In this gripping installment of the Song Club Bob recalls some old titty bar stories, trying to date a nymphomaniac, can't come up with Ted Turner's name, billionaire's foot care, talks about getting covid while vaccinated, buying a map of the future back in the 90's, rolling dice at the craps table and presents the songs: NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THE SHINING, BREAKING MY HEART FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, TITTY BAR, WEED IN THE BABY BOTTLE, WATCH THE COLORS RUN, THE VAPOR KING and WATCH SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

    Song Club Ep. 58 - Steak Eyes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 63:12


    In this gripping installment of the Song Club Bob recalls some old titty bar stories, trying to date a nymphomaniac, can't come up with Ted Turner's name, billionaire's foot care, talks about getting covid while vaccinated, buying a map of the future back in the 90's, rolling dice at the craps table and presents the songs: NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THE SHINING, BREAKING MY HEART FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, TITTY BAR, WEED IN THE BABY BOTTLE, WATCH THE COLORS RUN, THE VAPOR KING and WATCH SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

    Song Club Ep. 57 - CLASS HAS BEGUN

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 61:39


    Bob talks about Bob Ross' hair, calls himself 'daddy', taking off your shirt at the office, having people come over and stay too long, talks about bringing a machete to class as a substitute teacher, and presents the songs BITCH YOU'RE THE BOMB, COME AWAY WITH ME, BLACK RAINBOW, WAIT FOR ME, HAPPY FACE, HOP ON THE WORLD, I MAY I MAY NOT and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE in front of a 'live'? audience.

    Song Club Ep. 57 - CLASS HAS BEGUN

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021


    Bob talks about Bob Ross' hair, calls himself 'daddy', taking off your shirt at the office, having people come over and stay too long, talks about bringing a machete to class as a substitute teacher, and presents the songs BITCH YOU'RE THE BOMB, COME AWAY WITH ME, BLACK RAINBOW, WAIT FOR ME, HAPPY FACE, HOP ON THE WORLD, I MAY I MAY NOT and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE in front of a 'live'? audience.

    Song Club Ep.56 - I HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME, IT'S TEACHER!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021


    In this fun-filled episode Bob talks about not being able to spell names like Johnson, and that there's only one way to spell Schneider, discusses writing a song with Max Frost, talks about his first few bands The Warriors, Bitter Lemon and The Crying Dimes, how an upright piano is a hard instrument to travel with, getting off the beaten song writing path, being the originator of the guitar and drum band duo format, and presents the following songs: WU-TANG CLAN AN AMERICAN SAGA, HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT DANCING, FACE OF THE JESUS, THINK SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON, MENTAL PROBLEMS, MOMENT OF DARKNESS, and MR T.

    Song Club Ep.56 - I HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME, IT'S TEACHER!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 66:45


    In this fun-filled episode Bob talks about not being able to spell names like Johnson, and that there's only one way to spell Schneider, discusses writing a song with Max Frost, talks about his first few bands The Warriors, Bitter Lemon and The Crying Dimes, how an upright piano is a hard instrument to travel with, getting off the beaten song writing path, being the originator of the guitar and drum band duo format, and presents the following songs: WU-TANG CLAN AN AMERICAN SAGA, HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT DANCING, FACE OF THE JESUS, THINK SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON, MENTAL PROBLEMS, MOMENT OF DARKNESS, and MR T.

    Song Club Ep.55- HOW TO WRITE THE BEST SONGS YOURSELF!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021


    Bob talks about getting the goods out, christian and country music, plays his international musical instruments, tells you how to write great songs the easy and fast and fun way and presents the songs: SWEET BOMB BAE, BABY BOY, NORMAN MACDONALD (SUPERNERD), GROUND OUT, BROOKLYN, THE DAY THE DEVIL DIED, BROKE DICK and ELECTROCUTED BY THE SUN

    Song Club Ep.55- HOW TO WRITE THE BEST SONGS YOURSELF!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 63:20


    Bob talks about getting the goods out, christian and country music, plays his international musical instruments, tells you how to write great songs the easy and fast and fun way and presents the songs: SWEET BOMB BAE, BABY BOY, NORMAN MACDONALD (SUPERNERD), GROUND OUT, BROOKLYN, THE DAY THE DEVIL DIED, BROKE DICK and ELECTROCUTED BY THE SUN

    Song Club Ep. 54 - 'UN HOON MILL'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021


    On this months podcast, Bob talks about getting 100 million subscribers and how his life would be so much better, why Aquaman sucks, and how, with some of his creative 'juices' it could be so much better and introduces the world to his songs HOT GIRL GOT THE BLUES, HIGH ON YOU, CHINESE LADY, METHANIA, JACK'S HANDSOME FORTUNE, HOW HIGH WE ARE TONIGHT, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION and BLANCO.

    Song Club Ep. 54 - 'UN HOON MILL'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 42:05


    On this months podcast Bob talks about getting 100 million subscribers and how his life would be so much better, why Aquaman sucks and how, with some of his creative 'juices' it could be so much better and introduces the world to his songs HOT GIRL GOT THE BLUES, HIGH ON YOU, CHINESE LADY, METHANIA, JACK'S HANDSOME FORTUNE, HOW HIGH WE ARE TONIGHT, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION and BLANCO.

    Song Club Ep. 53 MEATY MANLY MOTHER F@#KER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021


    On this episode Bob talks about his process of writing songs and why it's better than Taylor Swift's way of writing songs, complains about the noise the neighbors are making, explains chiggers, being a real man, as well as introducing the songs THE HIGHWAY, THIS OR THAT, BACK IN THE GAME, ALL WE HAVE TO GIVE, 8 DAY CLOCK, BEFORE THE WAR WAS WON, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and THE LONG YEARS OF WAR ARE OVER.

    Song Club Ep. 53 MEATY MANLY MOTHER F@#KER

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 61:00


    On this episode Bob talks about his process of writing songs and why it's better than Taylor Swift's way of writing songs, complains about the noise the neighbors are making, explains chiggers, being a real man, as well as introducing the songs THE HIGHWAY, THIS OR THAT, BACK IN THE GAME, ALL WE HAVE TO GIVE, 8 DAY CLOCK, BEFORE THE WAR WAS WON, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and THE LONG YEARS OF WAR ARE OVER.

    Song Club Ep. 52- IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021


    Bob talks about how to pronounce the word 'computer', rocking rhymes that are right on time, speaks a little fluent Italian, seeing the movie 'Jaws' when he was a kid, gets deep into group therapy and introduces the songs JAWS, CHEESECAKE FACTORY BAR, VIDEOLAND, HERE COME MY BABY, HALF HERE, THE LAST AND FINAL SAD DAYS OF THE KING, HARD ROCK CHOICES and WHAT LADIES LIKE.

    Song Club Ep. 52- IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 59:35


    Bob talks about how to pronounce the word 'computer', rocking rhymes that are right on time, speaks a little fluent Italian, seeing the movie 'Jaws' when he was a kid, gets deep into group therapy and introduces the songs JAWS, CHEESECAKE FACTORY BAR, VIDEOLAND, HERE COME MY BABY, HALF HERE, THE LAST AND FINAL SAD DAYS OF THE KING, HARD ROCK CHOICES and WHAT LADIES LIKE.

    Song Club Ep. 51 - “I Just Fixed The World”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021


    Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eGgJeBDFXRo

    Song Club Ep. 51 - “I Just Fixed The World”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 61:25


    Bob talks about the key to happiness and introduces and talks about these songs from his Patreon Song Club: FISH FINGERS, SHAKE A LITTLE BIT, HANDS, TEETH, HEY SUPERSTAR, GET READY TO ROCK, FAR OUT AT SEA and A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE WORLD. Watch the full episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eGgJeBDFXRo

    Song Club Ep. 50 - THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021


    In this month's podcast, Bob throws shade on the Phoenix airport, tells a story about a woman who thought he was an alien, mentions Deichkind being his favorite band and crushing on them, talks about milk pasteurization and how it's a metaphor for his studio records, how he doesn't like titty bars and presents the following songs: THE CAPTAIN, I WAS ON DRUGS, SISYPHUS, VIVA LA DET DOWN, MAKING RAIN, THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE, THE LOVE THEME FROM MORK AND MINDY and HILLBILLY ELEPHANT.

    Song Club Ep. 50 - THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 66:00


    In this month's podcast Bob throws shade on the Phoenix airport, tells a story about a woman who thought he was an alien, mentions Deichkind being his favorite band and crushing on them, talks about milk pasteurization and how it's a metaphor for his studio records, how he doesn't like titty bars and presents the following songs: THE CAPTAIN, I WAS ON DRUGS, SISYPHUS, VIVA LA DET DOWN, MAKING RAIN, THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE, THE LOVE THEME FROM MORK AND MINDY and HILLBILLY ELEPHANT.

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