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A podcast for those who are passionately curious but also wildly inappropriate.

Shawn & Maggie Isley


    • Oct 21, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 97 EPISODES

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    Too Hot For Teacher

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 59:16


    Shawn & Maggie are back! Shawn is still complaining about The Rock but eventually moves on to talk about video game arcades while Maggie bums everyone out with a poor retelling of Bettie Page's early life story.

    Jeremy Piven Was Right

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 73:05


    We have topics! Well, Maggie does anyway. She talks about famed talk show host and sex worker patron Jerry Springer. Shawn fumbles through some barely half assed research on Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, while Maggie does her best Stan Lee impression. They also try to figure out which M&M is the most f@#kable.

    Father Dowling Mysteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 46:31


    After a brief hiatus, Shawn and Maggie return. Like Seinfeld, this episode is about nothing. We discuss Harry Potter, Murder She Wrote, and Tik Tok.

    He-Man: Not Even an Attorney

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 72:09


    So we decided to record a new episode this week. Shawn rants about the cult of Trump but then moves on to more fun stuff by comparing two of 1993’s action movies: Last Action Hero and Demolition Man. Maggie contains her rage at Shawn’s pointless political ranting and delivers some fun facts about one of her favorite movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    Feet in my Socks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 83:54


    Shawn & Maggie are back with a new episode, discussing box office results from the 80s, the West Memphis Three, X-Force and Cable. You know, all the pressing issues of 2020. 

    Black Wall Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 56:20


    S & M are back, explaining what happened with the June 14, 2020 episode, Black Wall Street and the Tulsa Race Massacre, and The Watchmen. 

    Black Lives Matter (v2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 54:53


    We're back with the edited version of the episode from June 14th. Shawn & Maggie are discussing BLM, Mike Tyson and...whatever.

    Black Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 77:37


    Shawn & Maggie are discussing all the current hot button issues including Black Lives Matter, losing friends during this time, Trump's regime - oh, and Mike Tyson. 

    X-Men Presents: X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men: An X-Men Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 73:26


    Remember us? We're here and we prepared real content. We're talking about Kitty Genovese (well, Maggie is) and X-Men. Also, Shawn has complaints about the new Batman.

    Tangential Cogent Ephemera

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 55:52


    Talking about COVID-19 and the crazy conspiracy theories around it.

    Billions and Billions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 55:57


    S & M are talking about coronavirus, Tiger King, Violette Morris and DOOM. 

    COVID-19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 40:25


    Shawn & Maggie talk COVID-19 - and Maggie gets progressively sicker on the mic. Does she have COVID-19? Who knows! She's in her 30s so testing isn't priority.

    Sarah Smith-Wesson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020 51:54


    S & M are talking about Sarah Winchester, The Winchester Mystery House, The MCU and - YOU GUESSED IT - Star Wars.

    2020 Academy Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 64:57


    Shawn & Maggie are back! We're talking The Watcher, The Oscars & Birds of Prey.

    This is the Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 43:55


    This week we're talking about the common movie trope of cops commandeering your car as well as the lore of Mandalorians. Ya know, the usual stuff.

    Decade in Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 54:30


    S&M review a decade worth of stuff. We're talking about everything this week: movies, music and memories.

    Spoilercast: The Rise of Skywalker

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 69:37


    We're spoiling everything up in here! Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Spoilers include, but are not limited to: Any and all things Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Trading Places.

    20th Century Reindeer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 48:02


    Maggie dissects the problematic message in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer this week, and then Shawn tells us all about The Ramones.

    How much could one banana cost?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 53:24


    S&M are back! This week they're talking about NXIVM & the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man.

    S&M in the Bedroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 16:35


    Shawn & Maggie are back this week with an update! They'll be back for real next week. Thank you for listening!

    Victor Von Doomed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 61:57


    This week Shawn is hyped over the Fantastic Four, which makes no sense to anyone who has seen any of the movies, and Maggie tells us about the guy who lived in an airport for 18 years. 

    You're Next

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 64:37


    We're back! This week we're talking about Chucky & the Child's Play series as well as Bruce Lee. No (real life) murder! Also, remember KB Toys?

    Based on the Notions of Stupid People (Replay)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 81:03


    This is a replay of episode 21! We took our first ever week off from the podcast, after 90 weeks, and we both agreed that this was our favorite episode ever.  Originally posted in July of 2018, we discuss Silk Road and Robocop.   ALSO: Episodes 1-20 are now Patreon exclusive content. 

    Toe Phobia

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 66:45


    We discuss another depressing murder & Freddy vs Jason.

    Snozzberry Oxygen

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019


    Did you know that sometimes ladies relieve dolphins in a sexual way? OK maybe not sometimes but definitely one times in the 60s. And Maggie tells us about it. Also Shawn tells us about Raiders of the Lost Ark. 

    Two Bwilliant Hawwys

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 68:55


    S&M saw Joker and talk about it with no spoilers. Then Maggie tells us about Polly Klaas & Shawn talks about Back to the Future.

    Sex Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 67:18


    What do Albert Einstein, Sean Connery and Kurt Cobain have in common? They all sat in Wilhelm Reich's sex box and Maggie tells us about it. Then Shawn tells us about The Joker. 

    I just blue myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 67:53


    This week we're talking about the 3DO, the blue Fugate people from Kentucky and the PCP spiked chowder that sent the crew of The Titanic to the emergency room.

    Head Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 61:47


    We're in the scary movie mood! Maggie tells us about the true story behind the Amityville Horror and then Shawn tells us about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 

    I gotta go take a smurf

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 57:55


    This week we're coming at you with some depressing Columbine content! Also, Jeff Smith's Bone. 

    Captain DC

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 54:40


    It's Labor Day in the US & we still delivered for you. That's dedication. This week Shawn tells us about Superman & Maggie tells us about the 5 year old coal miners who died to make Labor Day a thing.

    Blackface Spider-Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019


    Welp, Spider-Man is out of the MCU so Shawn has to talk about it a lot. Then Maggie talks about Ben & Jerry's "What's the Doughboy afraid of?" campaign and Shawn tells us about Moon Knight and She-Hulk.

    Minimum Carnage

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 81:08


    S&M discuss the late great Phil Hartman and the origins of Venom and Carnage, the stars of this summer's Absolute Carnage crossover event. 

    Bad Dog: Wrongfully Accused

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 63:07


    This week S&M are talking about illegal immigration, old timey medicine & Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons & Futurama. 

    Wide Open Elbow

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 94:35


    There have been a lot of mass shootings in the US this week. If you don't want to hear us talk about them, skip to minute 26. Then we talk about Cabbage Patch Kid Dolls & Todd McFarlane.

    Bob McFarlane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 72:34


    This week Shawn tells us about traveling print pressman Bob McFarlane and his son Todd (aka creator of Spawn) and Maggie tells us about Sharon Kinne, a 40+ year fugitive. Also, S&M watched the Amazon Prime series The Boys and there's a horrifying news story. Fun for all ages, step right up!

    Hair Pattern of an Ewok

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 73:56


    Special episode this week! S&M discuss all of the news coming out of San Diego Comic-Con 2019. Marvel, It Chapter 2 and Cats, OH MY! (Seriously, what's going on with Cats?)

    Knife to the Eye!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 85:03


    It's a long one, guys. Buckle up. This week we're talking about law enforcement adopting the Punisher, Eric Powell's The Goon and a crazy story of rape fantasy, catfishing and wrongful imprisonment. 

    Lawffice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 69:34


    No murder this week! Unless you count Shawn's friendship with the Rocco brothers, who made him watch Aquaman. Shawn also talks about Spider-Man Far From Home in the late second half, so there could be SPOILERS. Oh, and Maggie tells us the story of Royal "Scoop" Daniel.

    Kamehameha

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 62:38


    This week S&M discuss the dark history of Hawaii as well as - you guessed it - more Spider-Man. Shawn tells us about the 2002 Spider-Man because somehow we haven't talked about that yet. Which doesn't seem possible.

    Birthday Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 70:46


    This week is a return to murder with the Lake Bodom murders. Then Shawn tells us about the comic book origins of the possible Spider-Man: Far From Home villains. Also, a lamp update and we found an Avatar fan.

    Uh... Buyworks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 62:04


    This week Maggie tells us about Second City & Shawn tells us about the creation of Mickey Mouse. No murder!

    Their First Album

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 81:21


    This week we welcome Chris to our Patreon fam & then talk about nu metal for like 50 minutes. Then, because it's almost time for E3 to start, Maggie quickly tells us about the Silent Twins.

    Hide & Seek Champion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 62:40


    Lots of nonsense this week.  Shawn talks about the origin of the X-Men's Wolverine and Maggie tells us about The Ridges (formerly known as Athen's Lunatic Asylum). 

    British Horse Person

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 64:06


    Did you know there's a Princess Anne? This week Maggie tells us about her attempted kidnapping and then Shawn tells us about 90s comic books characters. 

    Panic! at the Batcave

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 69:12


    This week Shawn & Maggie discuss security theater, the storytelling problems in the new Star Wars movies, John Wick 3 and the war on women.   Links mentioned: Politico, The Atlantic

    Hurricannon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 66:50


    This week we talk about beloved filmmaker Kevin Smith and the Wow! signal. And Shawn still won't shut up about Hellboy.

    Speaking of Alcoholics

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 61:30


    This week Maggie watched the new Ted Bundy movie on Netflix Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile and tells us about it, then Shawn tells us about the campy Batman villains like Gentleman Ghost and Condiment King. 

    Heckboy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 68:10


    This week Shawn & Maggie discuss Captain America and The Jerk.

    The Baba Yaga

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 62:26


    This week's episode was recorded on Easter Sunday because Shawn & Maggie are tirelessly dedicated podcasters. They ramble about 16-bit video game wars, Hellboy and Avengers: Endgame.

    No Capes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 62:39


    Shawn & Maggie DON'T DIE during a tornado warning. Instead, they talk about Hellboy and a well-researched version of the Andrew Cunanan killing spree.

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