Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
Alright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new Ping iDi driving irons on their way to us, and TG explains exactly why he needs one. He shot an 83 while topping it off the tee six times, so if he can just find a club he trusts off the tee, he reckons there's a 77 in there. Plus: TP has seen Tom Cruise land a helicopter at Richmond Golf Club (a brand new anecdote, somehow never told before
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes of chat about picking golf back up at 50 after a 37 year break, going from a 34 handicap to 17 in under a year, and why golf is the only thing in her life she can actually measure. ⛳ We also find out why she'll only ever play a yellow ball, the incredibly emotional reason she wears her dad's hat on the course, and the ongoing (very awkward) confession about exactly how much all those clubs cost. Her wife was in the room for the whole thing.
We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance
Alright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a club with his grandad, the perfect golf handicap (spoiler: he agrees with us) and quite possibly the most horrendous first tee experience ever told on this show, hungover at Sunningdale, following Geoff Hurst, Jimmy Tarbuck and Lee Sharpe.
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WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, Taskmaster creator and Bad Golf legend, Alex Horne. 30 minutes of chat about why he has ZERO interest in getting better at golf, his theory that winning is actually embarrassing, and the day he played a pro-am with Adam Scott, Michael McIntyre and Clare Balding.
We simply cannot believe it… today's episode is coming to you LIVE (ish) from a Thursday at a MAJOR. We will be brining you all the action from day one of the 154th Open at Royal Birkdale. AND by all the action we mean following Max Homa relentlessly… it got a bit weird! We have to say a massive thank you to GolfNow for inviting us down and hosting us for the day. MUCH more to come between us and them in 2027. ALSO a massive thank you to our news best mates at NetJets (lols) Also, screw the guys at Cookie Jar Golf for pranking us. Enjoy the episode and enjoy the final major or 2026. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Welcome back to PART TWO of our very special episode with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky, where we're getting an even deeper insight into what it's ACTUALLY like to be a greenkeeper at one of the world's best golf courses. We're back with Andrew Jowett (AJ) Director of Golf and Grant Frogley the Golf Courses Manager at Gleneagles, answering more of YOUR questions ahead of the 2026 ISPS Handa Senior Open Championship. If you thought Part One was eye-opening, this one goes even further behind the scenes into the work that goes into keeping these courses pristine, the stuff we as golfers never get to see. Once again, a huge thank you to the team at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky, the Official Whisky of the ISPS Handa Senior Open Championship, for making this happen. You can taste their amazing fruity Speyside single malt down at their tasting room at Gleneagles from the 23rd to 26th July at the Senior Open with tickets available HERE Sit back, grab a dram and enjoy the chat. Cheers! The Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Today is a VERY special episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life as we are teaming up with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky to give you an insight into what it is ACTUALLY like to be a greenskeeper at one of the worlds best golf courses. In celebration of the 2026 ISPS Handa Senior Open Championship we are putting your questions to Andrew Jowett (AJ) Director of Golf and Grant Frogley the Golf Courses Manager at Gleneagles. We have always wanted to highlight the amazing work the teams behind the scenes do to make the golf courses we all love pristine... as it's a lot more than just cutting and watering the grass, as we go onto find out. We also want to thank the team at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky, the Official Whisky of the ISPS Handa Senior Open Championship, for making this happen. You can taste their amazing fruity Speyside single malt down at their tasting room at Glenagles from the 23rd to 26th July at the Senior Open with tickets available HERE Sit back, grab a dram and enjoy the chat. Cheers! The Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Sky Sports legend and former European Tour pro, Andrew Coltart. 30 minutes of chat about life on tour in the 90s, what it was really like playing alongside Tiger Woods and the prank that involved a firehose and an unsuspecting hotel room.
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Hey Par Pals! Welcome to the slightly delayed Monday episode. Sorry but we were TIRED AFTER OUR TOUR SHOW (have we mentioned we were on tour? Tickets still available for Liverpool and a FEW for London...). On the show today: TOM HAS A PLAN TO WIN BLITZ TOM HAS FOUND A CADDY AND WYNDHAM WON WITH TOM'S PUTTER! All this and more on the way! Toms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by talkSPORT broadcaster Andy Goldstein. 30 minutes of chat about his obsession with golf, how he got a putting green installed the night before his wedding anniversary
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BIRMINGHAM Alright Par Pals, This week, we're previewing the 2026 US Open at the iconic Shinnecock Hills. Who have we got winning? Who's got absolutely no chance? And which poor soul is about to have their dreams crushed by one of the toughest tests in golf? We'll be breaking down the course, the contenders, and all the storylines heading into one of the biggest weeks of the year. We've also got another edition of Email Corner, thanks to our friends at Golfbreaks, where we tackle your questions, stories, and golfing dilemmas. Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC). BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Alright Par Pals, On today's episode, we're dealing with every golfer's worst nightmare… Embarrassing yourself in front of someone who actually listens to the podcast. Yes, just when you think golf can't humiliate you any more, it finds a brand-new way We've also got another Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf, where another scorecard goes under the microscope. All this and more coming up on this week's episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. See you Thursday! Tom's
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BRISTOL WHY HELLO GOLFING FRIENDS. We are getting to the business end of the season, the part of the year when really it should all be coming together, handicaps should be dropping and PBs should be getting set… but…. For the Toms… they're not. BUT WHY! We've got a small dose of golf melancholy in the podcast today HOWEVER that is resolved by handing out a hefty portion of GOLF ROMANCE via email corner in what might go down as our sexiest episode to date. Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC). BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Alright Par Pals? Let's have another long look at this Monday putt, shall we, and work out just what to do about this horrible horrible game. On the agenda today: TOM IS GOLF SAD TOM IS CHIPPING BAD And TOM IS HOPPING MAD That last one isn't true but we had to make them rhyme. We also have another edition of Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf, where we take a look at another scorecard and decide whether it deserves a round of applause… or a public shaming. All this and more coming up on this week's episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Thanks for listening! See you Sunday? TICKETS. STILL. AVAILABLE!!! Toms x COME AND SEE US ON TOUR See you Thursday! Tom's
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian and podcaster, John Robins. 30 minutes of chat about his golf obsession, how he stumbled across Loch Lomond for FREE, and finding Tiger Woods' locker in the changing room.
THE EVENING FOR SWINGERS TOUR IS HERE, click me for tickets The Thursday episode has landed, lets go legends. Today on the show Green is sad because his golf is getting worse and Price thinks he has solved all golfing issues by reading a book about HERTZ (lol what). Also, it's an email corner so expect golf clubs in lakes, all issues fixed by AIMING and HOLE IN ONES (or are they) Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC). BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Alright Par Pals, On today's episode, we're asking one of the strangest but possibly most important questions in golf… Is your brain electricity ruining your golf? Yes, this week we're diving into brain waves, hertz, focus, feel, overthinking, underthinking, and whether your actual brain activity could be the reason you keep snap-hooking it into another postcode. Can understanding your brain help you play better golf? Or is this just another excuse for being absolutely terrible? We also have another edition of Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf, where we take a look at another scorecard and decide whether it deserves a round of applause… or a public shaming. All this and more coming up on this week's episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. COME AND SEE US ON TOUR See you Thursday! Tom's
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR I never thought i'd say this sentence BUT... with it being 34 degrees in the UK, is it too hot to hit up the golf course. The answer we've come to is POTENTIALLY. What we can say is that it is certainly too hot to be doing a golf podcast in a wooden shed. SO THAT Plus we get back into the email inbox with our friends at GolfBreaks. Remember, the best email from the summer will be crowned WINNER and be joining us for a golfing holiday in EYGPT! BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Alright Par Pals, Big one this week… We've somehow blagged our way into a PRO TOUR EVENT. Yes, you read that correctly. We're playing in Blitz Golf and to explain exactly what we've got ourselves into, we're joined by Simon, the organiser of Blitz Golf, to talk through the event, the format, and whether we're about to embarrass ourselves on a much bigger stage than usual. Blitz Golf Tickets Also on today's show, we bring back Toast or Roast with our friends at England Golf where we take a look at another listener scorecard and this one gets absolutely roasted. Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by golfing legend and Dame, Laura Davies. 30 minutes of chat about life after competing, her SECRET golf course in her back garden, and her tips for getting out of the bunker. ⛳ We also find out why she has FOUR TVs all showing golf at the same time, her thoughts on Tiger Woods and her DREAM four ball.
Hello Par Pals! We're back with another Email special thanks to our pals at Golfbreaks. Don't forget you COULD BE JOINING US IN EGYPT. Just drop us an email and you could be heading out for a spot of golf and pyramid spotting later this year. On the show today: LOVE BLOSSOMS ON THE GOLF COURSE CAN YOU PUT A CARD IN BY YOURSELF AND SHOULD SINGLES HAVE MORE RIGHTS ON THE COURSE? Don't forget tomorrow's a Talk Birdie to Me day - the Dame herself, Dame Laura Davies, is going to be talking us through her golfing life and multiple tv screens and more. We'll see you then! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/enquiry/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=girml Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Alright Par Pals, On today's episode, we're talking about the ultimate golfing nightmare… a lads' golf trip almost ruined before it had even started. After the airline decided to absolutely destroy my driver, the trip was hanging by a thread. But just when all hope looked lost, a hero emerged — the pro at the golf resort somehow managed to fix it and save the entire trip. And it's a good job he did… because I then went out and shot three under at La Manga. Was it destiny? Was it luck? Was the driver somehow better after being broken? Checkout Craig HERE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom's
The final day of the second major of the year and no spoilers but it was A PRETTY BIG DAY FOR Aaron Rai! Tom and Tom get stuck in to the stats, the vibes and the stories from the final day of what was - frankly - actually a pretty good major. Despite the misgivings, this had it all. Bryson failed! Rory got angry! A Brit won! All this and more on the way today. Oh and normal service resumes tomorrow, in case you're worried about where Toast or Roast is. Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
That's right par pals! Another little slice (sorry) of analysis and evaluation of day three of the second major of the year. Along with Ben Parsons from off of Today's Golfer, Tom and Tom take another walk and talk through the events of the second day. Including: RORY IS ON THE MOVE SCHEFFLER MISSES SOME TIDDLERS AND RAI MIGHT WIN All this and more on the way. See you tomorrow for the final day! HOW exciting! Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hold the HECK on... are we enjoying the PGA Champs? This isn't traditionally everyone's favourite major but we think this packed field is making for some SPICY viewing. On today's podcast we cross off all the bossmen, discuss Bryson not making the cut, Dan Brown just about holding on, Maverick Mcnealy being a billionaire and so much more. We also have the JOY of handing over to Ben from Today's Golfer on the ground at Aronimink. - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's here! The second major of the year has arrived, and with that so too have arrived our daily podcasts. Today, for reasons, it's an audio only stroll through day one. We'll discuss: RORY RAHMBO DAN BROWN and THE BEST FLOOR FILLERS All this and more incoming as we gear up for another cracking weekend of major golfing action. See you tomorrow! Toms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's another round up of your emails today with our pals at Golfbreaks and boy oh boy there was a full moon when you were sending those in. Get ready for a bunch of people getting slightly annoyed with each other on the golf course. Who KNEW what was a thing that happened on the golf course?!? ALSO: TOM SETS UP HIS SUMMER BAG TOM IS ON THE PRECIPICE And TOM ATTEMPTS TO STOP AN ARGUMENT All this and more on the way! Toms Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WIN A ROUND OF GOLF AT THE BELFRY, £250 TO SPEND AT PING AND A BOX OF GIRML GOODIES Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's episode strays into the slightly self-indulgent. Green shoots his best ever round at La Manga and gives us a blow by blow play of how and why. Is that really entertaining.. god knows! Also, we are back with our friends at iGolf Toast or indeed roasting one of your rounds. BUY TOUR TICKETS HERE Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray. 30 minutes of chat about life after retiring from tennis, whether golf could be his next chapter, and his battle with THE YIPS.
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom. On the show today: YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAIRO WITH US IS YOUR PLAYING PARTNER ADDING YOUR SCORES UP WRONG ON PURPOSE AND AN EAGLE ON THE LAST?!?!?! All this and more heading for your ears and/or eyes. Don't forget tomorrow we've got a brand new Talk Birdie To Me heading you way too with the unbelievably excellent (at golf and tennis) Jamie Murray. AND we've got a brand new video from Fairmont Hacienda dropping on Sunday. It's all kicking off. It really is. See you soon! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click HERE New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly over to La Hacienda and San Roque to try and BREAK par and rekindle the VERSUS series for one last hoo'rah! NOT ONLY THAT... but thanks to Golf Breaks we have got a VERY exciting announcement as they jump onboard for EMAIL CORNER! ALERT ALERT ALERT - in this podcast the boys had been awake for hours, in the sun, playing lots of golf... VAST SWATHES of this pod will make little to NO sense. Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hi Par pals On today's gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND We finally get stuck into some fresh emails that we've never read out on the show before. Also, keep your eyes peeled on our socials for a VERY exciting competition coming your way soon Cheers! Play well! Toms x Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf's ‘Toast or Roast'. Not only that after bingeing Full Swing on the plane, Green has some thoughts on the new series of the show and sadly, we have to pay Price a compliment (never good) about his 10/10 putting tip. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat about what it's actually like to be riding high as the world number 1, all things LIV and his partnership with PING. We also find out his crazy course memberships and his DREAM four ball.
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