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Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.

Tom Green & Tom Price


    • May 21, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    DAME LAURA DAVIES | The Greatest Women's Golfer Ever... Still Obsessed With The Game #TalkBirdieToMe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 34:37


    WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by golfing legend and Dame, Laura Davies. 30 minutes of chat about life after competing, her SECRET golf course in her back garden, and her tips for getting out of the bunker. ⛳ We also find out why she has FOUR TVs all showing golf at the same time, her thoughts on Tiger Woods and her DREAM four ball.

    Is this the ROMANCE episode?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 37:43


    ⁠Hello Par Pals! We're back with another Email special thanks to our pals at Golfbreaks. Don't forget you COULD BE JOINING US IN EGYPT. Just drop us an email and you could be heading out for a spot of golf and pyramid spotting later this year. On the show today: LOVE BLOSSOMS ON THE GOLF COURSE CAN YOU PUT A CARD IN BY YOURSELF AND SHOULD SINGLES HAVE MORE RIGHTS ON THE COURSE? Don't forget tomorrow's a Talk Birdie to Me day - the Dame herself, Dame Laura Davies, is going to be talking us through her golfing life and multiple tv screens and more. We'll see you then! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/enquiry/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=girml Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    How my LADS golf trip was ALMOST ruined!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 36:39


    Alright Par Pals, On today's episode, we're talking about the ultimate golfing nightmare… a lads' golf trip almost ruined before it had even started. After the airline decided to absolutely destroy my driver, the trip was hanging by a thread. But just when all hope looked lost, a hero emerged — the pro at the golf resort somehow managed to fix it and save the entire trip. And it's a good job he did… because I then went out and shot three under at La Manga. Was it destiny? Was it luck? Was the driver somehow better after being broken? Checkout Craig HERE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom's

    US PGA // DAY FOUR

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 26:49


    The final day of the second major of the year and no spoilers but it was A PRETTY BIG DAY FOR Aaron Rai! Tom and Tom get stuck in to the stats, the vibes and the stories from the final day of what was - frankly - actually a pretty good major. Despite the misgivings, this had it all. Bryson failed! Rory got angry! A Brit won! All this and more on the way today. Oh and normal service resumes tomorrow, in case you're worried about where Toast or Roast is. Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    US PGA // DAY THREE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2026 26:06


    That's right par pals! Another little slice (sorry) of analysis and evaluation of day three of the second major of the year. Along with Ben Parsons from off of Today's Golfer, Tom and Tom take another walk and talk through the events of the second day. Including: RORY IS ON THE MOVE SCHEFFLER MISSES SOME TIDDLERS AND RAI MIGHT WIN All this and more on the way. See you tomorrow for the final day! HOW exciting! Toms x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    US PGA // Day Two

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2026 27:28


    Hold the HECK on... are we enjoying the PGA Champs? This isn't traditionally everyone's favourite major but we think this packed field is making for some SPICY viewing. On today's podcast we cross off all the bossmen, discuss Bryson not making the cut, Dan Brown just about holding on, Maverick Mcnealy being a billionaire and so much more. We also have the JOY of handing over to Ben from Today's Golfer on the ground at Aronimink. - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    USPGA // DAY ONE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 29:15


    It's here! The second major of the year has arrived, and with that so too have arrived our daily podcasts. Today, for reasons, it's an audio only stroll through day one. We'll discuss: RORY RAHMBO DAN BROWN and THE BEST FLOOR FILLERS All this and more incoming as we gear up for another cracking weekend of major golfing action. See you tomorrow! Toms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    THE CURSED EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 38:14


    It's another round up of your emails today with our pals at Golfbreaks and boy oh boy there was a full moon when you were sending those in. Get ready for a bunch of people getting slightly annoyed with each other on the golf course. Who KNEW what was a thing that happened on the golf course?!? ALSO: TOM SETS UP HIS SUMMER BAG TOM IS ON THE PRECIPICE And TOM ATTEMPTS TO STOP AN ARGUMENT All this and more on the way! Toms ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A RECORD BREAKING Round of GOLF... but why?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2026 37:17


    WIN A ROUND OF GOLF AT THE BELFRY, £250 TO SPEND AT PING AND A BOX OF GIRML GOODIES Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's episode strays into the slightly self-indulgent. Green shoots his best ever round at La Manga and gives us a blow by blow play of how and why. Is that really entertaining.. god knows! Also, we are back with our friends at iGolf Toast or indeed roasting one of your rounds. BUY TOUR TICKETS HERE Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    JAMIE MURRAY | He Just Retired From Tennis... Is Golf Next? #TalkBirdieToMe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2026 36:47


    WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray. 30 minutes of chat about life after retiring from tennis, whether golf could be his next chapter, and his battle with THE YIPS.

    Is it ok to COMPLETELY REBUILD YOUR SWING MID-SEASON?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2026 37:50


    Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom. On the show today: YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAIRO WITH US IS YOUR PLAYING PARTNER ADDING YOUR SCORES UP WRONG ON PURPOSE AND AN EAGLE ON THE LAST?!?!?! All this and more heading for your ears and/or eyes. Don't forget tomorrow we've got a brand new Talk Birdie To Me heading you way too with the unbelievably excellent (at golf and tennis) Jamie Murray. AND we've got a brand new video from Fairmont Hacienda dropping on Sunday. It's all kicking off. It really is. See you soon! Toms x Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click ⁠⁠HERE⁠ New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    LIVE from San Roque Club in Spain WITH a HUGE announcement!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2026 37:16


    The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly over to La Hacienda and San Roque to try and BREAK par and rekindle the VERSUS series for one last hoo'rah! NOT ONLY THAT... but thanks to Golf Breaks we have got a VERY exciting announcement as they jump onboard for EMAIL CORNER! ALERT ALERT ALERT - in this podcast the boys had been awake for hours, in the sun, playing lots of golf... VAST SWATHES of this pod will make little to NO sense. Fancy booking your own AMAZING GolfBreaks trip, click HERE - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Why aren't we doing MORE MATCH PLAY?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2026 36:15


    Hi Par pals On today's gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND We finally get stuck into some fresh emails that we've never read out on the show before.  Also, keep your eyes peeled on our socials for a VERY exciting competition coming your way soon Cheers! Play well! Toms x  ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WE REVIEW NETFLIX'S FULL SWING 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2026 34:37


    THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf's ‘Toast or Roast'. Not only that after bingeing Full Swing on the plane, Green has some thoughts on the new series of the show and sadly, we have to pay Price a compliment (never good) about his 10/10 putting tip. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap by following this link and get a MONTH FREE TRAIL - https://englandigolf.co.uk/girml/ You can submit YOUR cards via email or the discord channel - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    LEE WESTWOOD | Former World No1, LIV Golf & his dream four ball #TalkBirdieToMe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2026 38:33


    WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat about what it's actually like to be riding high as the world number 1, all things LIV and his partnership with PING. We also find out his crazy course memberships and his DREAM four ball.

    Good at irons, bad at driving? HAVE WE FOUND THE SOLUTION?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 36:17


    Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we're once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today: Double Eagles - can it really HAPPEN? A set of clubs for under £250 - worth it? AND Is worrying about holding people up ruining your game? All this and more on the way. Don't forget this Sunday we're dropping our brand new on course video over on our YouTube channel - can we break par at Woodall spa? Find out on Sunday! And we'll see you Monday first thing. Bring a spare ball. Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Is it time we YOGA to help GOLF?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2026 35:03


    Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get down to scratch. Yes, it feels like a long shot. Not only that they talk about card inputting etiquette and once again it's another Toast or Roast w/ England Golf. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap, HERE - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thursday, with guest lead Talk Birdie To Me's every other Friday ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    FEEL vs REAL! WHICH WINS?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 37:09


    Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game. On the show today: TOM HITS A GOOD DRIVE TOM WORSHIPS RORY SOME MORE And EMAILS! So many emails! Scotland Adventure Email corner is brought to you with our friends at Today's Golfer. Drop us an email and if we choose it to be the email of the week you'll receive a year's supply of Today's Golfer and a bunch of golf balls. Yes please That's all for now See you Monday! Toms x ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    MASTERS 2026 // DAY FOUR #BackToBackilroy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 30:26


    WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BACK TO BACK and get another green jacket. Well, more fool us. After a simply BRILLIANT first major of the year The Toms deep dive into everything that's gone down since Thursday and celebrate another amazing win for Rory. Not only that we #ToastOrRoast with our friends over at England Golf. It's a BIG MONDAY EP ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    MASTERS 2026 // DAY THREE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2026 24:51


    Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you. Don't forget to join us tonight at around 930 BST for a live stream over on YouTube, as we watch the best tournament of the year come to a close. Blood sweat and tears incoming. Well, certainly the second two. See you later! - Tonights live - https://youtube.com/live/FTfSPSSrqO8 Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    MASTERS 2026 // DAY TWO

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2026 35:52


    IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe. The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It's not ideal for us for the sponsors. Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter. TOMS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2026 37:06


    Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We're also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today's Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas! We'll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah? Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    THE MASTERS 2026 Pre Party - LIVE From Augusta National!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 36:32


    In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of. Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife. Email Corner is powered by our friends at ⁠Todays Golfer⁠ You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field ⁠here⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    DANNY WILLETT | Winning a major, getting a tee time at Augusta National & 2026 Masters WINNER predicted #TalkBirdieToMe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2026 38:02


    We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it's hard to get an Augusta National tee time. MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.com/ You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we'll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Masters week is HERE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2026 35:47


    It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment. So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme: TOM GETS A METRONOME TOM THINKS HE'S PLAYING WELL AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf. All this and more heading your way. AND don't forget this week is of course Masters Week so we'll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we're starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    What is it like to play SUNNINGDALE FOURSOMES with CHARLEY HULL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 40:09


    Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here. Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corner with our friends at Todays Golfer You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Is Driver on Every Tee the BEST Strategy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 35:29


    Alright Par Pals, On today's show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee? We're talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it's basically a guaranteed double before you've even warmed up. All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom's ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 38:04


    I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone. With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today's Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it's Thursday so expect a thorough rummaging in the email inbox. ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    What is the BIGGEST CHANGE that'll get your game to single figures?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 36:22


    Alright Par Pals, On today's show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA And TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom's ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Is STRENGTH the answer to better golf?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 37:02


    In today's episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE The 2026 quest for distance continues. Also, it's email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions. - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    PLAYERS 2026 // WHAT JUST HAPPENED????

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 36:29


    Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! and ⁠ARE CAM YOUNG'S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM We also talk about Tom's 84 and Tom's chipping tactics. All this and more on the way! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The FIFTH Major is HERE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2026 34:47


    OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites! It's time to dig deep... we.go.again! - ⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Have we found the BEST TACTIC for your summer golf?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 35:27


    Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL and TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness Toms - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A LISTENER HOLDS A COURSE RECORD.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 37:56


    ⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves. HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF - ⁠⁠Email⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Is THIS the hottest topic in golf?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 35:22


    That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY and TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE See you there? And see you Thursday, of course Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Man TURNS PRO with 12 handicap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 39:11


    COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That's how this podcast starts and it doesn't get much better there on in. On today's Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding!  - ⁠Email⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 34:35


    Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy! See you at the live event, yeah? Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A listener email makes us CRY

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 32:16


    So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 35:13


    Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place. On today's show: TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF TOM WATCHES TGL and TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW All the best Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 31:58


    Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 32:47


    Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED and TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW See you Thursday! Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    In defence of... slow play!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 38:01


    It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 32:39


    Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course All this and more on the show today Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah? Cheers and see you Thursday! Toms thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 34:24


    BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin. Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The WEIRDEST pro golf move of 2026?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 34:02


    Alright par pals Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME: Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble Tom annoys his playing partners AND Tom gets excited about Waste Management See you next time - get your emails in with your three main objectives for the year, yeah? Toms x - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The ONE and ONLY swing thought for 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 36:27


    If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it. And it involves Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Not only that, only today's episode email corner fires up again leading to questions about - friends on the golf course, Australian listeners and shot tracking. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The Internet Invitational REVIEWED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 33:10


    Hiya Par Pals TODAY: Tom hates organising golf holidays Tom gets excited about a new driver Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video All this and MORE on your latest bulletin from the front line of useless golfers. See you Thursday! Toms x - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Is 2026 the year LIV golf DIES!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 37:07


    Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 33:46


    Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON TOUR TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE All this and more! Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here! Toms Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2026 35:34


    COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING HOLIDAYS! ENJOY X - ⁠Email⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 32:36


    Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES That's it, really. Thanks for listening! Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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