Ineffably Sublime

What happens when you attempt to climb Mt. Fuji, get a case of altitude sickness and get transported home, only to realize you forgot your phone somewhere on the mountain? Some guy find out so you don't have to!Is it Deja vu or did you see that movie before? We explore the top 20 movie parodies as rated by IMDB. How many did you know were parodies? Did any of your favorites make the list? Let us know by sending a text or email to 814-299-5155 or sending an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com. Follow us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

Hey again, Knockoff Connoisseurs!We're back with Part 2 of the off-brand bonanza—and this time, the products are even weirder, the names are somehow worse, and Mitch may never emotionally recover. From suspicious cereals to legally questionable toys, we're diving deeper into the bizarre world of ridiculous knockoffs you won't believe actually exist.Plus, Deej may have found the most unhinged bootleg of them all.Have you spotted an off-brand horror in the wild? Tag us @ineffablysublimepod, email ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or call/text 814-299-5155.Let's get weird—again

Hey Knobs!The tables have turned, and in this episode, Deej is the one to tell us an embarrassing story! And Mitch is very spicy.Guys, this one almost broke us. This week, we look at some ridiculous knockoff products. Have you seen any of these out and about or while shopping online? Stay tuned for a future episode where we'll share even more wild knockoff products.What weird off-brand products have you encountered? Share a picture on social media @ineffablysublimepod, send an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or call or text us at 814-299-5155.

Here it is! Our first-ever crossover podcast with the fellas from Pizza Bagels! We had a great time getting to know them better with Twyster's "Would You Rather" and "Keep, Sell, Destroy" lists. If you haven't already, check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast anywhere you listen (on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/1bOdbhv3Byje3MBC0Z5csg). Let us know what you think about this episode by sending a text or voicemail to 814-299-5155, send email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or join the conversation on any social media platform @ineffablysublimepod. Who should we get to come on the show next?

What happens when a former lion trainer gets pissed at her ex? The mugshot of the year is what happens!Come along on our field trip where we take a hard left turn and get lost on some dirt roads way back in BFE. Enjoy this rambling detour that's sure to keep you shaking you head and wondering WTF is wrong with us. Tell us about your favorite April Fool's joke! Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials, call or text us at 814-299-5155 or send an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

Pastafarianism is real! The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes you!Check out this bonus pod with some chuckle-inducing conversation and facts about The Church. When you're done, wipe off your saliva-covered muffin top and get out there and do something (this was recorded for March Forth, after all). Arrr, may ye be touched by His noodly appendage and we'll see ye next week!Drop us a line at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, call or text us at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials.

We're serving up a heaping helping of our hot takes that are sure to leave your mouth watering. This candy salad includes our opinions on the proper way to cut a sandwich, where to store your favorite condiment and the best container to dispense your favorite carbonated beverage. Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod and share your hot takes with us so Mitch can judge you. And as always you can leave us a voicemail or send a text to 814-299-5155 or send an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

Mitch throws back to his days of being the hottest guy at Sears, we get our odd news from the nerds at NPR, - Also what the fuck is going on with Amanda's audio?? Sorry!Have you ever heard of the Maid of the Mist, or how about Ester Cherry, the Bitch of Wet-ness? Well, buckle up, folks, because in this week's episode of the podcast, Mitch and DeeJ are diving headfirst into abandoned places in Pennsylvania that you can visit, or not, because, let's face it, some of them are straight-up creepy! They'll be exploring how these places came to be, and trust us, it's a wild ride full of potholes, pine trees, and buildings covered in enough graffiti to make a street artist jealous! So, tune in for a listen that's guaranteed to be a blast!

In this episode we regain our footing on a false start that you'll hear all about in a couple of weeks!Our news is in the crapper, when we learn about a solid gold toilet that went missing in the UK. Have you ever been to Clearfield County, PA? If not, you might want to check out some of these interesting places we highlight during the episode. If you have, how many of these places have you visited before? What places didn't make this list that you think people should check out in the area? Let us know by sending an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leave a voicemail or send a text to 814-299-5155, or join the conversation on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

Guys! We have merch! Get yours at https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com/In this week's attempt to remain on the rails, we discuss Mitch's snizztory, how much we hate the Gregorian Calendar, Tami's Mitch moment, Mitch's poop story and...oh yeah, bizarre lawsuits.Don't forget to get yourself a bidet from our affiliate link to keep your fanny happy after a big 'ol number 2! Find the link on our social media channels @ineffablysublimepod.Do you know of some weird lawsuits or court cases that deserve some attention? Hit us up by sending a text or leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, send an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or find us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.Also don't forget to check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast wherever you're listening to this show! They're really cool and just like us, only handsomer.

We have merch! Our shop is chock full of gear inspired by our favorite quotes and your favorite moments from the show. Get yours here - https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com. This week we explore the consequences of ejaculating in space, side tables, lighting and how wallpaper should NEVER make a comeback. We discuss the trends of the days of yore and which we think should make a comeback. What are your favorite styles or trends from days gone by that you think should come back around? Let us know by sending an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, calling or texting us at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on all the socials - find us under ineffablysublimepod.

Would you rather go to the dentist for a root canal or listen to another hilarious episode of Ineffably Sublime? Doesn't seem like much of a choice, does it?This week our buddy Twyster provided us with a crazy list of Would You Rather's to work our way through. Complete with a ton of side quests, we laugh our way through some ridiculous life choices.We don't know much, but we do know Mitch isn't a contortionist...allegedly.Call or text us at 814-299-5155 and let us know what your answers to the would you rathers's would be. You can also find us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod or drop us a line at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.Spread it on!

We're back with part two of the weirdest names for places, people, and things—and this one nearly broke us. No joke, Mitch and DeeJ laugh harder than they ever have on air for a solid three minutes!But before we dive into the madness, we kick things off with a shoutout to our newest podcast pals, The Pizza Bagel Podcast: with Tony and Friends. Mitch also finally solves the mystery of Tuna Spaghetti for those guys—because apparently, the world needs to know.Then, it's full speed ahead into another round of absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous names. Will we ever recover? Unclear. But one thing's for sure: this episode proves once and for all that Mitch is, in fact, Basic Mitch.Got a weird word or name that deserves a mention? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, TEXT US or leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155(we'll read it on the show ) , or email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com!

We're glitching hard this week and we apologize. It was excruciatingly cold in western Pennsylvania when we recorded and we think the weather was fucking with the interwebs. We had major shrinkage and booger freezing, and can't wait for spring. Were you around for the Challenger exposion? Where were you? Apparently Deej came to be because of this event! And apparently Deej and Mitch both were at the DuBois Hospital at the time of the Discovery explosion. What's going on in Flint, MI? Allegedly the old police academy is to become the future home of a marijuana grow plant. Today's episode features weird words and silly names. Have you ever been bumfuzzled? Or experienced a meldrop? Can you gleek? Is Mitch's booger still at his old school?? To be continued next week with more absurd words! Do you have any weird words you want to add to our list? Let us know by joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or emailing ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

Part two of the etymology of food idioms. If you missed part 1, check out the episode titled “Just Say Hee-Haw, Bro!” This week we introduce two new segments with “this day in history” events and Mitch's “actual names”. Mitch and Deej ask WTF is up with feels-like temps? We couldn't think of a more timely subject for today's frigid temps warning in PA. Things outside are sus slippery and giving ick vibes. How's your penis? A sea slug can rustle up a new one for you in 24 hours, as well as scoop out any rival sperm still hanging out in a recently mated female. Also, why are so many used dildos being donated to a thrift store in Wales? ? Make 2025 the year of the bidet by picking up one for your household using our affiliate Amazon link here https://amzn.to/4gSCqR3. Support your starfish and our podcast by purchasing one today! Is there a food idiom we didn't mention that you think we should have covered? Let us know by leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, sending a voicemail to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or joining the conversation on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod.

Up first today is Deej's catastrophy that prompts a discussion about misplacing your shit and what assholes our children can be. Kites are lame, and so is National Kite Day. At least according to Mitch. Mostly because he just can't seem to get it up. What's not so lame? The Feast of the Ass, which apparently is now Mitch's new favorite holiday. In this week's news - a vegan and gluten free bakery allegedly passed off Dunkin Donuts as their product. How effed up is that?! Thankfully our local (DuBois) Dunkin' friend Jordan has Deej's back in terms of his allergies. Thanks Jordan for being an awesome human being! This week's discussion centers around food-related sayings and why we use them. We think it's safe to say that origins of food idioms are generally really dumb. Let us know what your favorite (or least favorite) food-related idioms are by sending us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod. Also now you can find us on Reddit at r/KNOBS! Please leave us a review on the platform where you listen to our show! It really helps get us presence on "must listen" lists and helps us know where we can improve!

Happy 2025! Welcome to another ineffable year of subliminal content! This week's shocking news: Mitch likes country music! WTF?? We dive into a news story about a UFO sighting just outside of DuBois (where our show is produced) and stumble over the ridiculous parentheses littered throughout the article. What's the deal with parentheses anyway?? We also discuss doomsday predictions that never came true. We aren't entirely sure what fueled these bizarre, end-of-the-world predictions, but we sure did have fun discussing them! Do you know of other predictions that never came true that we didn't mention here? Let us know about them by leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155, sending us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod or on Reddit at r/KNOBS.

Tonight we'll all be joining in billions of revelers who will ring in the new year. But why do we celebrate the start of a new year? Find out the origins of this eons-old holiday and some traditions that are sure to get your 2025 off to the right start. How do you celebrate the new year? Let us know by email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod. Happy New Year Knobs! Thanks for making 2024 a great one and we look forward to bringing you along for the ridiculous ride in 2025!

Ahh, childhood in the 80's and 90's: the era of the holiday wishbook. The days of yore where you counted down to Christmas with a bigass catalog where you could visualize your Christmas fantasies. In this week's episode we'll check out the top toys of our childhoods, regale you with stories of our wildest Christmas wishes and find out if our favorite toys were on those lists. Tell us what your favorite childhood toys and must-haves were by joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 814-299-5155. Enjoy this throwback to our childhoods, and may all your Christmas wishes come true! Merry Christmas to all, and to all Knobs a good night!

Love them or hate them, it's time for Christmas music to flood every aspect of our lives. From that quick trip into Walmart to your daily commute, you're inundated with Christmas tunes. In this week's episode, we share the list of songs we love (and some we love to hate). We even created our own Ineffably Sublime Christmas Playlist on Spotify - check it out here - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gy6pmsGM6Q8037vPlOfU2?si=d3802c48c41a44da. But beware! There might be a few songs on there that can cause an accident if you listen to them while driving! Find out the deets in this week's news story. Happy Holidays from Team Sublime! Share your holiday wishes on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod, leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or send us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

It's Christmastime, the time to find the perfect gift for your friends and family! Tune in to check out Amanda's curated list of special good bullshit from Temu. Let us help you find that perfect gift that's sure to score a Tungsten Carbide Hazelnut on the Pretty Nutz scale! Have you found a special good gift idea on Temu that you'd like to share with us? Let us know by sending the listing to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leave us a voicemail with the deets at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod. And stay tuned for Amanda's crumby ass!

Thanks to our buddy Twister for this list of things we need to decide whether we'll keep, sell or destroy! Find our or true feelings on fries, vehicle brands, bands, pizza and more. Do you agree with our decisions? Let us know by leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

What's up, Knobs? In this special good Thanksgiving bonus episode, we kick things off by giving November 28th the attention it deserves—not just for Thanksgiving, but for the other holidays that somehow exist on this glorious day (looking at you, UnThanksgiving Day). Then, we stumble into a truly wild news story about AI robots in China telling each other to go home and take the day off. Is this how Skynet starts… or ends? Finally, we deep-dive into the Butterball Hotline archives to serve up the most insane turkey-related disasters ever. It's ridiculous, it's ineffably sublime, and trust us—you don't want to miss this one. Gobble gobble, Sublime Squad!

It's the holiday season and Mitch is already in the spirit! It's almost time for Charlie Christmas to make his appearance! Would you pay more than 63 cents for a banana duct-taped to a wall? Some guy got hosed in this week's news story. Is there anything better than a good TV theme song? Just hearing it gets you pumped and ready to see what's happening this week's episode. Some theme songs are timeless, like the ones on our lists. Do any of your favorites make our list? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155.

Guten Tag! Deej's crotchal area is sublime and we are here to bring you another laughter-inducing episode! We hope you enjoyed DuBois SuperCon and meeting us as much as we enjoyed meeting you! And also, how dare you?? Can you get a boner from your Wicked-themed Barbie doll? Maybe you can! Find out how in this week's WTF news story! You probably noticed by now we LOVE movies. This week we analyze one of our favorite parts of movies: the theme songs. Mitch and Deej compare notes on their favorite movie theme songs. What are your favorite movie theme songs? Do any of ours make your list? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 814-299-5155.

Calm down your colon and check out this week's episode of Ineffably Sublime! Can you breastfeed a toy doll if it's realistic? Can you be considered an Octomom if you adopt a bunch of baby dolls? Apparently, one woman thinks so. This week's episode is full of ridiculousness as we play around with some holiday-themed mad libs. We're amping up the holiday spirit and bringing you along for the ride! So sit your chartreuse ass down and get ready for some laughs! Don't forget this week is DuBois SuperCon! We look forward to seeing you on Saturday, November 16th! Come meet Deej and Mitch and snag some merch!

Now that Mitch is done being one big fucking goosebump (AKA Halloween is over), it's time to start thinking about other things...like bad dad jokes. Is there anything more fascinating than the history of the necktie? Yes, yes, there is. But it has an interesting history that we will explore. Get ready to dive into the demure, pretentious and, dare I say, debonaire. What are your thoughts on dressing up? I think it's safe to say that Team Sublime prefers to keep things casual. Let us know your thoughts! Leave a voicemail at 814-299-5155, email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod. Don't forget that DuBois SuperCon is coming up on November 16th! We're excited to meet you, our loyal fans (and Mitch says he'll sign titties if you ask, but nothing in the groinal area)! We'll have merch available and will be doing some recording for an upcoming episode! Find out more about the event at www.duboissuperconandswapmeet.org.

Get ready, because Mitch is about to turn into “one big f***ing goosebump!” This week on Ineffably Sublime, we're plunging into creepy hometown legends that'll haunt your dreams, uncovering the twisted origins of Halloween, and bringing you a news story so chilling it might just turn you into a vampire—because you won't be able to sleep! Join us as we serve up frights, facts, and unforgettable scares on this Halloween Special episode!

HEY HEY it's EPISODE 50!!!! We couldn't have gotten to this point without you, our amazing fans! Just watch out for that toothy cooch!! We attempted to continue the creepy theme for October, but we diverted a hard left turn into vintage video game systems, Phil Collins music and evaporated milk. We also discovered that some Guinness World Records are just plain cringy. Don't forget to join us at DuBois Supercon on November 16th, where you can check out some merch, meet DeeJ and Mitch, and maybe hear your voice on a future episode - and apparently learn how to fight with a lightsaber. We're gearing up for our special 1-year episode and are looking for your input! Leave us a message at 814-299-5155 and we will likely play your message live on the show! You can join the conversation on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod or send us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

This episode is a double-decker disco taco! Are you ready for some more Halloween shit?? Join us at DuBois SuperCon on November 16th! Meet DeeJ and Mitch, snag some merch and maybe hear your voice on a future episode! Is there really any excuse to mutilate your own genitalia? Some guy in Austria apparently found one. You'd better be balls-deep in bravado as we take a dive into the creepy depths spooky season. We play 2 lies and a truth (oops, our producer messed that up!) and get Mitch really freaked out. Come for the stories, stick around for Mitch's relieved giggles. In a turn of events we debate the perceived genres of movies vs what we believe what they are. What's the difference in horror/slasher/Halloween/thriller movies? Tell us your thoughts on all things spooky by dropping us a line at ineffablysublinepod@gmail.com, leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod.

Come see us at DuBois Supercon at 1004 S. Main Street in DuBois, PA on November 16th! Meet Mitch and DeeJ, snag some sweet merch, and possibly hear your voice on a future episode! Check for updates and details here - https://www.duboissuperconandswapmeet.org/ This week, we attempt to haunt your nightmares with the spooky tales of Charlie No-Face and Blue Mist Road. These true stories are both sad and shudder-inducing. We'll also take a trip through Toilet Seat Cut and discuss the start of Pumpkin Spice Season. Do you have a spooky story you'd like to share and maybe have it featured in an episode? Leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155, email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

Did you know that Amazon has an ENTIRE list of "weird stuff?" In this episode we check out a curated list of absolutely bizarre and hilarious items from this collection. Find out how to get "truly biblical" dance moves with Jesus, what deez nutz smell like and what our number one t-shirt pick is. Do you have a truly absurd item you found on Amazon that you'd like to share with us? Look for the Amazon links post on our Facebook page and add to the conversation! You can also email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at 814-249-5155. Also, don't forget to join us at DuBois SuperCon on November 16th! Meet the personalities of Ineffably Sublime, snag some sweet merch and possibly hear your voice on an upcoming episode!

Join us at DuBois SuperCon on November 16th at the DuBois Alliance Fellowship Hall! Free admission, meet Mitch and DeeJ, snag some merch and maybe hear yourself on a future episode! What's it like to bike naked through the UK? We don't know but we get a little bit of insight from this week's offbeat news story. The brain is a fickle bitch! This week we dive deep into some scientific mysteries that even our top minds can't solve. Like, who named the things that we just know by those names (like the earth, the brain, etc.)?? And what's up with dreams (and wet dreams)? Do you have the answers or another mind-bending question that science can't seem to find the answer to? Leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com. And as always, join the conversation on our Facebook page @IneffablySublimePod.

Are there songs you just love to hate? You know, those songs that are so damn popular and you can't figure out why. This week, we dive into our top songs we love to hate and compare notes on why we think they suck so bad. And in this week's news we learn that having a large...uhm...member...isn't necessarily a great thing. Chime in with your (least) favorite shitty songs by leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or email ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com. And as always you can join the conversation on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod.

Did you know the German navy enjoys pranks, too? Find out what the hell that means in this week's episode! We continue our fashion trends from the past with a throwback to DeeJ's favorite decade - the 80's. You thought everything is big in Texas? They got nothing on the 80's! Big hair, big shoulders, big collars and big color dominated the decade's fashion. We share our hot take on these trends and more with a lot of laughs along the way. Hit us up with your fashion faux pas at 814-299-5155 or ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com. Don't forget to join us at DuBois SuperCon November 16th! Find out more on our Facebook page - @ineffablysublimepod.

Mitch is out this week, so we decided to send out an update instead heres that and about 10 minutes of mitch and deej talking about nothing in particular poop removal? sounds great

Hurricane Debbie can fuck off, and so can 60's Brady Bunch carpeting! This week we talk about stupid fashion trends of the days of yore...specifically the 70's. WTF is up with polyester anyway?? And huge-ass hair? Do you think style choices made in the 70's were a mistake? Do you see any of them coming back again? Let us know on our Facebook page, by calling 814-299-5155 or emailing ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.

Episode 2 of strange things we did as kids, along with other randomness and some rambles from McGambles along the way. We are now partners with Brumate. Check out the Brumate Era here - https://gc.ece.vt.edu/. It's 100% leak proof and the lids are sourced from recycled materials. And best of all, it fits into your regular car and stroller cup holders!

This week we shoot the shit about trains, vacation, the etymology of a commonly-used phrase and upcoming movies we're looking forward to seeing.

We Sit back and Talk a bit about the new DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE in this new Segment Bonus Pod Show "CULTURALLY SUBLIME"

Strange things we did as kids - and maybe still do as adults: Part 1 We all need to admit it: we did some pretty weird stuff as kids. From poking holes in our erasers to connecting our lips together with hair clips, we all have a story of something we did “just because”. Join us as we take a look at bizarre things people have admitted to doing in their childhood and fess up to the things we remember doing too. Hosts: Deej Penhollow Mitch Bloom Producer: Amanda Kanouff

Swearing Part 2

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Snacktime!

Boom! Bang! Ka-Pow! In this explosive episode of "Ineffably Sublime," Mitch and Deej light up the sky with their dive into the world of fireworks!

Join us on this delicious journey as we dive into the world of breakfast foods in this week's episode of “Dutch Panties”! We'll uncover the history behind beloved staples like Belgian waffles, and share tips for elevating your breakfast game at home. Whether you're a breakfast aficionado or a morning meal skeptic, this episode is sure to whet your appetite and inspire your next breakfast feast. Grab your coffee, settle in, and let's celebrate the most important meal of the day!