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A Star Wars podcast by Abby and Jess, two women doing talking about all things Star Wars.

Lousy Beautiful Town


    • Feb 13, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 34m AVG DURATION
    • 84 EPISODES


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    Epiosde 64 - Speaking of Other People Who Died: F*ck 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 89:42


    We're not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it's a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!

    Episode 63 - Formula 1: Piastri Disastri

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 110:54


    It's lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That's right babies, it's another F1 episode. This time we catch y'all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1's summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far. If you're looking for a technical, factual review of the F1 2022 season, this isn't it. But if you're looking for something stupid, horny, and anti-racist/anti-imperialist, we're your heauxs!   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod   

    Episode 62 - Kenobi: This Ep. Is About Kenobi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 116:42


    Ew, we're talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it's nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it's love & trauma), emotional catharsis,  unintentionally unpack some childhood trauma because we got too emotional about Little Leia just getting to be a kid, and get ready for Darth Vader's Reputation Era.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

    Episode 61 - Arcane: Imagine... Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 151:46


    JACLYN'S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That's right, babies, we're talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightful commentary on a show based on a shitty video game, and Abby eats chicken nuggets and occasionally talks about how hot the women of the show are. The perfect LBT episode.   Follow Jaclyn: @Jbandos Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

    Episode 60 - Formula 1: The Ferraris Should Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 125:53


    IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY'S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It's horny. If you're looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you're a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian Horner fan. Go away. Team LH 5ever.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

    Episode 59 - Derry Girls: Nasty Tongue People

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 123:28


    Russ is here and we're talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate ABBA and we are all Derry Girls

    Episode 58 - My Star Wars Hates Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 103:02


    Listen, we'd love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano. Don't worry, we still manage to make this horny though. Gotta stay on brand.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

    Episode 57 - Jean to My Jorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 141:32


    2021 sure was a year! Let's recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil's lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj's friend's cousin's testicles to buttering cats, we've got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez. 

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on the Ranch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 95:40


    Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy!   Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reunion   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Dolly Parton‘s Christmas on the Square

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 86:15


    Howdy Dolly Lovers! This week Abby and Emma review Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square: a very musical-y musical that is 100% queer culture because Dolly Parton and Christine Baranski are in it. Enjoy!   Next Week: Christmas on the Ranch   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Anna and the Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 125:12


    WELCOME TO THE 2021 SEASON OF ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!   Join Abby and Emma as they review Anna and the Apocalypse, a Christmas zombie apocalypse musical (yes, you read that right). Blood and guts, teens singing about their feelings, a global pandemic, sexy songs about fucking Santa... What more could you want in a movie?! And remember: this movie came out in 2017.   Next Week: Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Episode 56 - Revisiting TROS (While High): Where Are The Bones?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 124:45


    Hellooooo and welcome to High Thoughts with Abby (and Jess too), a segment usually just for our patrons but we felt like sharing it with the world. We literally just announced (well, like a few months ago but whatever) that we're no longer solely a Star War podcast but we're talking about Star War this time. Join us as we discuss our high re-watch of The Rise of Skywalker while also being high... again. And though we say we hate this movie multiple times throughout the episode, we say it with the most love in our hearts. Enjoy!   Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink  

    Episode 55 - LBT Rebranded: Glorious Purpose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 99:54


    Well. Cat's out of the bag. We're barely a Star Wars podcast anymore, but now we've made it official! Join the new Lousy Beautiful Town, 10% star 90% wars, as we talk about what had made us head over heels for Loki: the fact that he learns to love himself. That's right baby, we're talking radical self-love. See? Still pretty much the same ole LBT you know and love.   **SPOILERS FOR LOKI EPISODES 1-5**   Megtober episodes 1-3 with @tspofnutmeg : https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-2hfcc-ef9659 https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kudr3-f09775 https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-eqy3d-f0e879 Marvel.com Loki article: https://www.marvel.com/articles/tv-shows/loki-sylvie-in-love Sonya Renee Taylor's The Body is Not an Apology: https://www.sonyareneetaylor.com/books/the-body-is-not-an-apology-the-power-of-radical-self-love-h2x6p Brene Brown's Unlocking Us episode with Sonya Renee Taylor: https://brenebrown.com/podcast/brene-with-sonya-renee-taylor-on-the-body-is-not-an-apology/ https://brenebrown.com/transcript/brene-with-sonya-renee-taylor/     Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink    

    Episode 54 - Bad Bishes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 101:23


    WE’RE ALIVE BAD BISHES!!!! (for now). We talk a little Star Wars (ew). And then put our fists through the usual. Ya know, racism, people in fandom being shit, and why the Mayo Clinic does not make you an expert.   Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

    Episode 53 - you know, your robot boiii

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 114:14


    Oh hey look, Ash is back. AND THEY’RE STILL MAKING US SAD. But also we’re chaotic as fuck god damn it jessica get out of here       yes yes how does this always happen NO fine       you better leave this as the bio cause i’m not editing it now fuck u No fuck YOU ARBY I HATE YOU Watch wandavision wa-wanda vision

    Episode 52 - We Need the Cheadle

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 100:03


    In a world where a character loses their actor because of their actor’s garbage behavior and is in need of replacement, there is only one man we can call. One man renowned for his skills in replacing actors in the Jon Favreau Cinematic Universe. One man who isnt transphobic and doesn’t compare being conservative to being a Jewish person in the holocaust. One man who isnt an anti-masker. One man who has stolen our hearts time and time again. That man? Don Cheadle. Join our cause to recast Cara Dune as Don Cheadle. He’s the only man for the job. We need the Cheadle. Yes we can.  (also we answer your questions)     Books mentioned in this episode: Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas Lady Hotspur by Tessa Gratton The Daevabad Trilogy by S. A. Chakraborty Incendiary by Zoraida Cordova Legendborn by Tracy Deonn Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir and... The Crystal Star by Vonda N. McIntyre     Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @arbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

    Episode 51 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian Headcanons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 111:13


    Ash is back and chaos continues to reign! Join us as a conversation about our overall thoughts on Mando season 2 turns into our Luke Skywalker x Din Djarin headcanons. Also Boba Fett is Din’s best friend, he’s amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE. Find Ash: @RoguePodron

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: A New York Christmas Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 86:09


    It's Christmasy, queer, and Catholic... Which basically means A New York Christmas Wedding was made specifically for Abby. Join us with our terrible New Yorker accents as we talk about love, time travel, creepy guardian angels, and the holy sacrament of Eucharist being a GAYS ONLY EVENT, NO HETS ALLOWED.   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay   Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com   Emma: @EMfys_Nest   Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Episode 50 - Ahsoka Also Has a Big Fat Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 143:11


    JACLYN’S BACK AND WITH A VENGENCE!!!!!! Join your favorite host, and also Jess and Abby, as we talk about the Ahsoka episode and how much we hate it. We’re ready to fight Jon and Dave, but honestly what else is new? And then we get way off track and talk about anything but the Ahsoka episode because it is literally that forgettable. COOL. **SPOILERS for the entirety of The Mandalorian because we make the rules** Find Jaclyn: @JBandos

    Episode 49 - H0RNY4B0KAT4N

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 116:10


    Dank ferrik, Abby is horny for Bo-Katan. And Sasha Banks. And Fennec Shand. And Din Djarin. And Hayden Christensen in his Vader bath. Jess says some things too that I can’t remember— I just mostly remember being thirsty af. Oh, and as always, fuck Gina Carano

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Lez Bomb & Happiest Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 132:08


    NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS HAPPY. NOTHING. WE HATE HAPPIEST SEASON. SO MUCH. THE GAYS DESERVE BETTER.    and eh. Lez Bomb was fine.   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay   Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com   Emma: @EMfys_Nest   Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Episode 48 - The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special Live-Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 102:24


    'Twas the night of LEGO Star Wars, and all through the pod Jess and Abby were excited, which was rather odd; The two hate Star Wars and don't really care But the promise of LEGO Christmas gave them a fuck to spare.   They asked their friend Emma to join in the fun, And she said, "of course!" faster than Han Solo flew the Kessel Run. Gathered on Discord, did Emma, Abby, and Jess And all three exclaimed, "God bless this hot mess!"   With their friends on the Falcon, so lively and gay Star Wars was fun again, especially with Rey. They laughed, cried, and cheered as characters came The trio couldn't help but call them by name.   "Now Sebulba! now, Anakin! now, Maul and Mando! On, Obi-Wan! On, Leia! on, on Maz and Lando! Out from the portal! Out from the ship! All gathered together to share a tip-yip!"   Their faces all hurt from smiling with glee; It was the best Star War ever, the three could agree. With hearts full of laughter they exclaimed with all their might, "Happy Life Day to all! And to all a good-night!"   Starring:Emma as Herself Abby as Herself Jess as Herself And Introducing: Chris as The Light Guy    Find Emma on all the things: @EMfys_Nest, @SapphicSkywalk, @RoseTillXMasDay   Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on Wheels & A Timeless Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 140:35


    It's a double feature week with offerings from the cheesiest of Christmas production houses: Lifetime and Hallmark. Emma and Abby sit down to discuss haunted cars that kill homophobes and the gift of Christmas... eggplant.    Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

    Episode 47 -Out with Transphobes, In with Frog Ladies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 102:26


    (Jess speaking Jess) (Abby replying in Abby) (Jess making excellent point in Jess) (Abby laughing in Abby) (Jess cackling in Jess) (Abby snorting in Abby) (Jess and Abby screaming simultaneously in Jess and Abby) (Jess and Abby being horny in Jess and Abby) (Abby being gay in Abby) (Jess being unfortunately straight in Jess) (Frog Lady speaking Frog)   (Also here is the video we discuss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaW72ZchK6M)

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Jingle Jangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 78:15


    Let's jingle them jangles!!! It's time for a MUSICAL!! Join us as we gush over Netflix's Jingle Jangle, a movie we totally didn't realize is a musical, but we are SO on board. Enjoy and remember: The square root of impossible is possible in you

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas With a View & Holidate

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 139:07


    Better late than never! This time we watch Christmas With a View and Netflix's Holidate. But we had the true *honor* of getting to talk about these less than stellar films twice cause Craig the Discord Bot hates us! So pour yourself a glass and settle in for some big bah humbug energy. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia 

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Klaus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 84:03


    IT'S CHRISTMAS THE FIRST! Emma and Abby sit down and discuss the 2019 Netflix Original, Klaus-- why it's the perfect kick off for your Christmas season, and why it might be the Christmas movie your 2020 needs.  Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDayEmail: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.comEmma: @EMfys_NestAbby: @abbymcecilia

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch-Along

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 116:13


    WELCOME BACK TO ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!! For our first episode of season 2, we decided to livewatch Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) to ring in the Spoopy Christmas Spirit! Check out our twitter for this year's movie line-up and let us know which film you're most looking forward to!Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDayEmail: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.comEmma: @EMfys_NestAbby: @abbymcecilia

    Episode 46 -Megtober, Part III

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 63:22


    Ending Megtober with a bang! Join us for our last episode in our 3 part series on fatphobia and diet culture. We talk fatphobia in Star Wars (shocker that we’re talking about Star Wars, we know), HerUniverse’s “inclusivity” that definitely doesn’t include fat people, fat representation in media, and how to be less fatphobic. Hope y’all enjoy! Here's the list of books discussed in all three parts:The Body is Not an Apology by Sonya Renee TaylorFearing the Black Body by Sabrina StringsThe Embodiment of Disobedience by Andrea Elizabeth ShawHow to Speak Up Against Fatphobia by Samantha Puc, Jey BarnesFind Meg on all the things: @tspofnutmeg, @RoguePodron @AvatarStatePod @JellyTartsInBedMeg’s pateon: https://www.patreon.com/oceanofmeg

    Episode 45 - Megtober, Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 72:39


    It’s still Megtober, y’all! And we still have a hell of a lot more to talk about. In this part we cover exercise, medical fatphobia, bras, eating disorders/disordered eating, & “good” fats v. “bad” fats (whatever the fuck that means). Also: FUCK THE WII FIT BOARD THAT SHIT SUCKS! THE WII FIT BOARD GAVE US TRAUMA! NINTENDO SHOULD PAY MY THERAPY BILLS!TW: disordered eating, eating disorders, dieting, weight loss, fatphobiaFind Meg on all the things: @tspofnutmeg, @RoguePodron @AvatarStatePod @JellyTartsInBedMeg’s pateon: https://www.patreon.com/oceanofmeg

    Episode 44 - Megtober, Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 97:10


    It’s the most wonderful time of the year, y’all! It’s Megtober! In our quest to obtain the majority of the powers of Rogue Podron, we had Meg join us for a v long but v good conversation about fatphobia and diet culture! No but legit… We recorded for four hours… So strap yourselves in for part 1 as we discuss the history of fatphobia, mental health & fatphobia, and start to dip our toes into the bullshit that is diet culture.  TW: disordered eating, fatphobia, diets, weight loss Find Meg on all the things: @tspofnutmeg, @RoguePodron @AvatarStatePod @JellyTartsInBed Meg’s pateon: https://www.patreon.com/oceanofmeg

    Episode 43 - Shedding the Cisgender Exoskeleton

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 123:52


    APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO QUALITY, PARTICULARLY JESS'S AUDIO We tried everything and *this* was honestly the BETTER than its original form. Yikes. Enjoy the show! ------------------------------------------------ What’s up, cowards. Danny’s here and it’s time to talk transphobia, the importance of pronouns, and gender inclusive language. Basically, Gina Carano can meet us in the Denny’s parking lot at 3AM on a Thursday for being a transphobic asshole. Also, while we’re at it, JESS AND DANNY CAN MEET ME (ABBY) IN A SEPARATE DENNY’S PARKING LOT TO FIGHT ME FOR MAKING FUN OF MY GEOMETRY-RELATED TRAUMA.   Find Danny on all the things: @DannyPirtle19 @RoguePodron @JellyTartsInBed Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

    Episode 41 - Somehow, a WAP: Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 71:51


    Ugh, fine we’ll talk about Star Wars. We talk our overall thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy, but we talked for way too long and had to split it into two episodes. So this one is all about TFA. Also featuring Abby losing. Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod  

    Episode 40- Anti-Blackness in Medicine, Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 102:41


    Continuing our conversation about how awful the American healthcare system is, we talk about how trauma takes a toll on the physical body and how experiencing systemic racism is a Big T trauma. And just in case you thought there was easy access to care to help those chronic conditions… there’s not! cw: racial violence   Further Reading: Medical Apartheid  by Harriet A. Washington The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot Black and Blue by John Hoberman Reproductive Injustice: Racism, Pregnancy, and Premature Birth by Dana-Ain Davis Fearing the Black Body: Racial Origins of Fatphobia by Sabrina Strings Breathing Race into the Machine: The Surprising Career of the Spirometer from Plantation to Genetics by Lundy Braun  Just Medicine: A Cure for Racial Inequality in American Health Care by Dayna Matthew

    Episode 39 - Punching Racism: Anti-Blackness in Medicine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 85:35


    This week we continue to put our fists through the American healthcare system. But first we gotta talk some history, particularly the medical racism surrounding the Tuskegee syphilis studies, Dr. James Marion Sims, and Henrietta Lacks. cw: slavery, cw: sexual violence, cw: racial violence, cw: gynecological violence      Further Reading: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot

    Subtweeting Social Workers: Anti-Blackness in Mental Health

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 106:21


    Okay, listen up y’all. We’re here to bitch about social workers thinking they’re above racism. You’re fucking not. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Here's a bunch of stuff we mentioned: The AAKOMA Project Black Emotional Mental Health Collective Black Mental Health Alliance Black Mental Wellness Eustress Inclusive Therapists The Marsha P. Johnson Institute Melanin and Mental Health National Org for People of Color Against Suicide National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network Sista Afya Community Mental Wellness Therapy for Black Girls The Loveland Foundation The OKRA Project Therapy for Black Men The Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health (book) SWCARES 8 to Abolition Go forth and be anti-racist.

    Black Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 120:24


    Star Wars can wait: we need to talk about how Black lives matter right now. Resources discussed in the show (plus extras) are below, but above all, listen to Black people right now. NBPOC and white people need to step up with direct action and stop centering ourselves during this time.  Donate: secure.Actblue.com: allows for splitting donations to multiple bond funds, there is a processing fee Directly to bail funds - THEY ARE REALLY IMPORTANT CommunityJusticeExchange.org Chicago Community Bond Fund Minnesota Freedom Fund Blacklivesmatter, your local chapters   Blacklivesmatters.carrd.co - THIS HAS EVERYTHING   NAACP People’s City Council Freedom Fund (LA) joinCampaignZERO.org Loveland Foundation Therapy DONATE WITHOUT MONEY VIA YOUTUBE: bit.ly/donatewithoutcash   Read and donate to Wear Your Voice GOOGLE: Tulsa Massacre Seneca Village Fred Hampton Dorothy Height Assata Shakur Ella Baker Malcolm X - READ HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY not the white propaganda you learn in schools READ: How to be an Antiracist by Ibram X. Kendi (also wrote Stamped From the Beginning) So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo White Fragility by Robin Diangelo (White Author) Eloquent Rage: A Black Feminist Discovers Her Superpower by Brittney Coooper Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison Between the World and Me by Ta-nehisi Coates The Autobiography of Malcolm X as told by Alex Haley Motherhood so White by Nefertiti Austin Aint I a Woman: Black Women and Feminism by bell hooks The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander Are Prisons Obsolete? By Angela Davis Medical Apartheid by Harriet A. Washington The Body is Not an Apology By Sonya Renee Taylor   “Why are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?”: A Psychologist Explains the Development of Racial Identity by Beverly Daniel Tatum Dread Nation by Justina Ireland We Were Eight Years in Power: An American Tragedy by Ta-Nehisi Coates Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas We’re Going to Need More Wine by Gabrielle Union Assata: An Autobiography by Assata Shakur The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale You Can’t Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain by Phoebe Robinson   Critical Race Theory by Kimberle Crenshaw WATCH: 13th  Selma Just Mercy The Hate U Give I Am Not Your Negro    #blacklivesmatter

    Episode 37 - Sad and Horny, Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 121:56


    Second verse same as the first! But like. This one is way more sad than horny. Like. Really, really sad. Like. Why-do-we-have-feelings-feelings-are-mean sad.  (This episode is about The Clone Wars) TW: Passive SI

    Episode 36 - Sad and Horny, Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 103:20


    Episode 35 - IM CRY and OH-GAY, a Clone Wars Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 126:08


    Episode 34 - Threepio is an MRA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 88:47


    Oh hey, it’s Tom Kane. Ackbar wants to fuck his ship. Jar-Jar gets exploded??? And General Grievous is at high risk for getting the coronavirus. That’s right bbs… it’s a Lego episode.   (Also we talk about Carrie Beck and how cool she is)

    Episode 33 - Social Disty Anniversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 137:41


    Happy anniversary to us! It’s been one whole year since we started screaming about Star Wars and putting our fists through things on the pod. And there’s no better time to celebrate it than in a global pandemic! Listen to us reminisce on the stupid shit we’ve said this past year, as well as bitch about the Ahsoka casting rumors and the bullshit that is U.S. healthcare system. Also join us for a live-stream of The Mummy (1999) on Thursday, March 26 at 8pm CST on Discord! Check @LBTpod for details.

    Episode 32 - Luke's Missed Dick Appointment

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 72:10


    We’re tired, there’s no news, and we procrastinate like hell. So let’s do a bunch of your suggestions for episodes! Please enjoy the amount of dick talk, cause we sure did. Signed, Arby M. Cecilia

    Episode 31 - It's a Fucking Hero's Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 79:21


    *Tom Kane voice* Discourse! Our intrepid hosts leap into the action of the bullshit surrounding Rey having fun! But not before they dive into the reveal of Project Luminous while making far too many Monty Python references!

    Episode 30 - Literal Dickhead Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 82:18


    The Clone Wars is coming back and so is our depression. Y’all better be ready for some sad Ahsoka content, sad clone content, and sad Jedi content. But also… Hot Ki-Adi Mundi content. Join our Patreon!

    Episode 29 - But You Love Pickles, A Beautiful Love Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 105:40


    So, we need to talk about Reylo. No, we don’t shit on the ship but y’all need to stop acting like it’s more important than racism. We put our fists through that bullshit and then A your Qs and spend too long talking about reality TV. Princess’ (@WeekesPrincess) video: https://youtu.be/avZ_NC4TrQA Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

    Episode 28 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 110:56


    Ash is here and chaos reigns! IG-11 is Jesus. The Mando has sexy blindfold times. Fun Vodka Aunt Cara. Blame Abby's first kiss on Veggie Tales. And Dave Filoni has ruined everything for us—including trees.       Also let’s get one thing straight you goddamn n00bs there’s no plot hole with how the Mando heals so quickly. It’s fucking bacta you goddamn whores. Read a Star War god.  Find Ash on all the things: @ErsatzAsh @SWSkyhoppers @WAIWTPod @RoguePodron We've launched a Patreon! Subscribe to our feed! 

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: Carol

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 53:09


    HAROLD! Tune in as we straight-up melt from all the gay of 2015's Oscar-bait kinda sorta not really Christmas movie, Carol! Thanks for listening along this season. We'll see you all in November 2020!   Find us on Twitter:@RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

    Episode 27 - The Rise of Rey's Big Fat Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2020 153:14


    **THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS AHEAD* Jaclyn’s back and with a vengeance! After a ton of technical difficulties, scheduling conflicts, and bad brain days we FINALLY get to our discussion about The Rise of Skywalker. None of us took our meds, so strap in for a wild ride of calling out people for their anti-blackness (again), why TROS is good, actually, and Pickled Snoke. Yes, you read that right. Jaclyn: @JBandos Find us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com  

    Rosé Till Christmas Day: A Christmas Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 70:18


    Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer! Join Their Majesties, Queen Emma and Queen Abby, us they share their love of the movie series that inspired this pod, A Christmas Prince! We hope you all have a Very Merry Christmas!   Follow Us On Twitter:@RoseTillXMasDay@EMfys_Nest@abbymcecilia

    Episode 26 - Fist Fist Fist!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 96:06


    *to the tune of Shots by LMFAO* fists! Fists! Fists fists fists fists! Join us as we put our fists through Lucasfilm being cowards, refusals to recognize privilege, anti-blackness, and the treatment of Ming-Na Wen. And then we join Darth Vader in his “I killed Luke Skywalker” conga line dance. Balance! Spoilers for LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

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