Naptime Nerdout

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The last two months were filled with celebrations and evacuations of our stomachs. Its been a rough ride, but we're here with you now! It's time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:What makes a "crazy nut"Anniversary ReviewTop GolfContainer Store shenanigansLauren can do ASMRLauren's dark book secretDemon Slayer movie - Slight SpoilersWhat to do when we dieGray understands death and Bussin' Bussin'White Trash Food ReviewParenting fails with stomach bugsRecent model kit reviews with PhilDoroHeDoroSuprise! It's Banjo-Kazooie on Switch!1000 downloadsFat Daddy FallAsk Alexa about some juicy farts

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The month of June was wild with a whole vacation and other events, so we're coming to you on the 4th of July! Celebrate America and another episode of us, with you! It's time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Vacation to the beachGoogle is a narcOur vacation goals for this tripLauren would abandon her family if sucked through a portalTrying to find a book for PhilPhil wants to marry a PokemonLauren's latest mangaSonic 30th Anniversary OrchestraPhil hides his emotions from Lauren Gray raged in games for the first timeDead frogs and hurt turtlesEverything is named HotshotJuly 4th eventsLatest books and modelsNo emails still

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/You didn't think we'd skip May did you? Of course not! You've been waiting, and here we are at the last moment with a whole new episode for you. You doing ok? It's time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Our updated "set"Three-year-olds playing soccerWe follow FCC guidelines on this podcast, dang it.Sleep training LeviGunpla built since last timeAnime roundup from our youthGray started a new schoolShadow and Bone on NetflixFinal Fantasy FavoritesGray's birthdayThoughts on Mortal KombatNo new emails. Y'all okay out there?

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We're in that season of life where we're still acclimating to two kids, and trying to find sleep for ourselves. Are we still sane, or have we lost our senses and understanding of what makes gravy? It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Calendars are importantWe gush over Teen Titans Go!Eiffel65 has a new fanNeighbors hunting humansOur song choices for GraysonBlippiWhy did Spider-Man say "Damn it"?Monster Hunter Rise quick reviewGravy contentsLevi teethingPhil's birthdayLauren saw Phil cry for the first timePhil got heatedLauren's reading updatesWe learn more about cults!Jujutsu KaisenEmail!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" & "Breaktime" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Adding a second child has really changed our dynamic and "Surprise!", made us exhausted so much the show had to wait for a few months. Funny how that works with a whole fourth member of the family popping into existence. It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Don't be tricked by your lizard brain to reproduceI predict the future of our child interrupting usRecap of the time the news said I had autismWe spoil "Now you see me"We review Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Pumpkin Patch fiascoOur oldest crashes the set Bedtime horrors from our childExplaining to our child he doesn't know how to readLauren's MLM woesHoliday speed roundA 3 year old's take on gamesWe relive our extra curricular accomplishments from high schoolPhil wants suggestions for Sci-Fi horror short storiesSpiderman PS4 thoughts and Lauren's lossCan you be mad a child when they say they and God love you?Levi's new skillsBrotherly interactionsMandalorian thoughts for seasons 1 and 2Watch order for the trilogy moviesFirst real snow day

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We abandoned you in the darkest of hours, but we're back with an additional member, Levi! It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:How to social media?We're on Twitter! @NaptimeNerdoutPotty Training Adventures3 year old pro strats for Destiny 2We're into Power Rangers!Grayson and his parent preferencesSleep trainingBaby name shenanigansJesus the friendly ghost3 phases of preschoolAnniversary surprisesAggressive Christian Mud WrestlingFan email and best spam messagesHow Levi was born

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We're back, and it's not like you can go anywhere (unless this is post Covid, but you're already here). It’s time for us to talk again while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Our son likes to point out everyone's anatomyPregnancy pillow reviews from a pregnant womanLauren's depressing TV choicesToilet Bound Hanako-Kun / Fire ForceWill it Shakespeare? Pandemic Edition!Joanna Gaines cookbook and Lauren's beefHobby updates!Two-time pandemic survivorsCrazy foods Americans eatIts time to beg for emails.

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/So yeah, we’re here again after “popular” demand. The world changed shortly after we got on schedule and this is our new normal, so it’s time for us to talk while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Covid and diseases named after usOur jobs and working from homeSpending time with our sonWall-e is bigger than sliced bread for our toddlerThings we’ve learned about each other while working from homeOur son is getting into Transformers and GI JoePixar shorts will make you cryCan trains breathe? A dive into Thomas the Tank EngineTiger King Spoilers aboundLauren’s new passion: Diamond PaintingWe’re now a Diamond Painting podcastAnimal Crossing updates for our islandStill no emails!? C’mon folks!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We don’t sound like hot garbage this episode guys! We’re on a new setup in the same bed, so it’s time for us to talk while our son’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Sex Robots teach Phil a new word: PrurientPhil’s birthdayGrayson on gendered hatsGrayson’s ghostWe discuss what Phil learned in Catholic schoolLauren upsets people with her thoughts on animals in heavenAnimal CrossingDaemon X MachinaPersonal victoriesWe’re still blanking on emails folks

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We’re doing it guys! We’re back on schedule, and our son is in a new bed, so it’s time for us to talk while he’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:Phil's birthday month and wish listNew PC Build from Phil - It gets technicalPhil's been fast and loose with "Fast and loose"Grayson stares into the void and cameraBig Boy Bed - A milestoneObstinance in a child, followed by praise from othersPhil takes things personally from toddlersBaby Dust and other lingo from parenting forumsMaking money off of pregnancy test resultsLauren's Dad's inability to Whisper (its genetic)Phil's way of describing faces (it's an art thing)Escapism in literaturePhil compares Fable 3 to the Hunger Games prequelLauren's recent comics - Once and Future and MiddleWestGroundhog day religionWe had junk mail this time to read!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/It’s been a while y’all! We have holidays to cover and life to catch up on while our little guy is hopefully asleep. We apologize in advance for the quality on this one. Phil tested in a vacuum and obviously didn’t do a great job. In the first episode of dub-dub we discuss:New technology for the showWatch how that leads to our downfall!We have a soundboard!We’re going to be more consistent (again)We talk about our conceptions!Halloween, Thanksgiving, and ChristmasWe’re doing Keto!Phil paid a guy a dollar to eat pizza crust and spit it outIs it acceptable to limit gifts for your child?Can we respect we don’t do Santa?Phil went to a Bass Pro ShopLauren’s fun with TSALauren’s birthday tripPhil wants to DM again

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We survived 26 hours in a car with a child! Hear about how we stayed entertained and learned about the mile marker system, all while ourchild is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:Lauren is continuously loudWe survived that trip!How we entertained ourselvesFast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw in: RoadhouseNo lights on while driving. That's illegalLauren with a gun?Phil has thoughts about animalsMile markers are weirdTakeaways from each state we drove throughChristmas lists and gift givingReplayability in gamesNo emails this time folks

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/An episode that's roundabout on time? Must be that time of year when things get weird and a little spooky! Be prepared for musical fruits, talks of injured animals, and more food woes from Phil, all while their child is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:30 Seconds of Summer, and SpokaneTrying GrubHub and DoorDashLink's Awakening first impressionsFruit Music!We show our music expertiseStar-Blaster the kittenGrayson found a dead catCar trip to AlabamaEmail us please?

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/We took some time away because we are liars, and we're back with episode 11, and a child tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:Have you ever been cancelled?Did you know teenagers feel disdain for Phil?Phil's one-sided McDonald's boycottTrue laugh challengeVaping concernsHolding hands and where Phil went wrongHow do you talk to strangers about your child?Lauren's lack of hot takesToo tired to readDetective Pikachu (some spoilers)Forensic FilesUpcoming books and games we want to get in toTwo emails!

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The tenth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. We're in the double digits y'all! In this episode we discuss:Our anniversary tripThe Grand CavernSwananoa Palace and people are garbageWhen hobbies become too expensiveBooks Lauren says you should buyWe call out some authors. Fight me Steven King!JoJo updateGray loves SpidermanWe have another email!

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The ninth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Cars 3We might infringe copyright singing a songOther Children's 3D programingNew Segment: D-d-d-date Night!JoJo part 4What's your Stand?E3 DiscussionChernobyl was badWe get an email about language etymology

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The eighth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Phil recorded a commercial for workPhil runs a red lightThe Magic School Bus and how Phil is wrongLife Below Zero - Andy is a bad manSemantics over the ArcticNew Conspiracy: Oceans aren't realFlat Earth DocumentaryGame of Thrones final seasonOur child loves "wheels and go"We discuss our child's unique language barriersLauren saw AladdinPhil saw John Wick 3We have an email with a lot of questions

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The seventh episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. Now on better equipment! In this episode we discuss:New technology in use for the podcast,Kirlian Frequency (Netflix)The Magic School Bus (Original and new series, Netflix)Life Below Zero (Netflix)The weird people living in Alaska (one probably killed a person)Pokemon Sword and ShieldOur favorite startersFavorite tropes in mediaWill it Shakespeare? Trope Edition!We're super lonely and want questions.

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The sixth episode of our (still recorded on a cell-phone) podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Lauren’s side of our relationshipPhil’s side of the relationshipSome of our firstsA haiku from PhilWe finished JoJo!Lauren’s watching The KingdomNow Playing: Monster Hunter and SmashCurrently watching: LetterkenneyLauren reveals our secrets for the showPhil’s love of the Oxford commaWe beg for questions at naptimenerdout@gmail.comLauren is a shill

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The fifth episode of our (getting better at recording) podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Pokemon Cards and open themLearning to runDigimonYuGiOhWill It Shakespeare? (Christmas Edition)Who do we sound/look likeReveling in customer miseryPhil is confused about coffeeWaffle House© metricResolutionsFavorite Book/Game of 2018Phil wants to send you pictures of his Monster Hunter shirtLauren learns memes

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The fourth episode of our (apparently bi-monthly) podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:CastlevaniaTrigunDestiny 2World of Dance and why Phil doesn't cryCults and Murderers, and what we love about themReese' cups: Pronunciation, Shapes, and DeliciousnessWhy Phil can't pronounce the "t" in PlanetariumGetting into a comic series versus getting into a book seriesWe answer an email!

INTRO:"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/The third episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:The "joys" or LaCroix©More Westworld - Season 2 finaleWestworld mobile game fiascoHow to best support your spouse's Instagram accountWhat do we collect?Music competitionsWill our child be a nerd? Hoarding liquefied catsWe answer an email!

The second episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Platypi and milk-sweatAggretsukoSubbed vs Dubbed animeWill it Shakespeare? - Anime EditionOur perfect crimes / Lauren says a bad wordMore Westworld - Season 2Uncanny valleyDestiny 2Why Phil doesn't take the Switch placesWorking on your own systemCan someone be rough on the eyes?Let a teacher punch you for extra creditDaily memes for Lauren's classes

The first episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:Our name?Harry Potter loreFlavortown and its judicial systemLoot boxesGolden Sun - book seriesLast Jedi reviewWestworld Season 1Will it Shakespeare?Current games and books we're enjoying